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This Week

Eric's Billboard Chart Scam 24
The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment 13
Deficit Dummies 3
Fireworks -12

Latest Bonus Episode

Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did 126
Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment 73
Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession 69
Dad's TV Addiction 64
Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage 40
Dad Little League Coach 32

All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Woke Marketing 1 4330
2 Fat Brain 2 3837
3 Chinese Aporogies 3 3325
4 Too Much Pride 4 2554
5 "Disinformation" 3 2230
6 The N-Word Defense 5 2084
7 Late Rape 10 2033
8 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 1981
9 Tattle Tales 10 1846
10 Seth Rogen 19 1781
11 The War on Blackface 2 1693
12 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1658
13 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 1585
14 Scientism 7 1518
15 Millionaire Socialists 8 1397
16 Payment Processors 8 1368
17 Child Advocates 4 1260
18 Nuclear-phobia 14 1221
19 Women Running Education Bonus 9 1201
20 The IRS 52 1114
21 Deinstitutionalization 6 1110
22 Inflation 24 1084
23 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 1047
24 Pedophiles 29 986
25 Fake News 13 977
26 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 942
27 YouTube Role Models 5 931
28 Goth Erasure 8 893
29 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 877
30 Forced Diversity in Film 24 872
31 Prison Rape 7 872
32 Diversity Extortion Mafias 131 843
33 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 820
34 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 818
35 Kangaroo Courts 51 814
36 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 806
37 Trans Athletes 10 802
38 Edgy Reboots 3 797
39 The Cowardice of Women 26 785
40 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 772
41 No-Knock Raids 28 756
42 Getting Your Order Wrong Bonus 10 755
43 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 750
44 Charger Not Included 15 738
45 Regret 4 732
46 No Hot Girls in Your Class Bonus 9 718
47 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 700
48 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 699
49 Social Malware 14 697
50 The War on Anonymity 68 696
51 Installing Console Games 12 695
52 Political Scientists 26 693
53 The Homeless 80 684
54 Womansplaining 53 662
55 Holocaust Metaphors 9 658
56 Circumcision Apologists 59 655
57 Conservatives 67 653
58 Women's Tears 37 643
59 Going Back to Work 22 640
60 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 637
61 Testicular Torsion 19 631
62 School Starts Too Early Bonus 9 626
63 Family Court 16 626
64 Comply Guys 52 615
65 Gun Control 15 607
66 Lack of Bidets 2 604
67 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 601
68 Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything" 136 597
69 Rent is Too Damn High 48 589
70 Sustainability 11 578
71 Waiting Bonus 1 578
72 The Death of the Dollar Menu Bonus 10 577
73 Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging 136 571
74 Swatting 48 562
75 Pussy Cops 42 559
76 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 558
77 Eldercare 25 557
78 Civil Forfeiture 20 554
79 Media Consolidation 36 547
80 Parking Idlers 42 540
81 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 539
82 Empty Parking Lots 111 538
83 Short Attention Spans 86 532
84 Political Canonizations 17 531
85 Fake Neurodivergence 40 528
86 "Buy the Dip" 1 527
87 Corporate Bootlicking 60 520
88 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 519
89 Nuclear War 30 519
90 Silencing the User 16 517
91 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 516
92 Boycotts of the Week 35 515
93 The National Debt 27 514
94 Indoctrinating Children 33 511
95 Animal Abuse 50 505
96 Bad Jannies 26 505
97 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 499
98 The De-Sexification of Media 71 497
99 Social Media 55 496
100 Sleep Deprivation 32 495
101 Live Action Anime 19 493
102 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 485
103 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 483
104 Inventing Black Inventors 27 482
105 Student Debt Repayment 54 481
106 Two-Factor Authentication 6 480
107 Big Leaguing 121 479
108 Plea Deals 105 477
109 Master Erasure 12 470
110 Women Always Having to Win Arguments 142 466
111 Manliness Gurus 71 462
112 Silver Alerts 6 462
113 Woke Unions 16 459
114 George Soros District Attorneys 94 448
115 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 447
116 Cash Bail 18 445
117 Columbus Hate 12 443
118 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 443
119 Theater Kids 56 443
120 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 438
121 No More Comedies 37 436
122 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 435
123 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 435
124 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 433
125 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 433
126 Female Comedy Writers 54 432
127 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 431
128 Picky Parkers 7 430
129 Overly Courteous Drivers 50 429
130 Common Core Math 127 429
131 Speed Traps 133 429
132 Deadname Drama 53 428
133 Broken Bones 25 426
134 Blindness 22 426
135 Wrongful Convictions 136 425
136 Game Journalists 50 421
137 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 420
138 Funko Pops 18 420
139 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 420
140 Cash Register Solicitations 39 420
141 Onmibus Spending Bills 70 419
142 Shorter Attention Spans 57 416
143 Charity Fraud 96 416
144 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 414
145 Throwing Your Back Out 128 413
146 Wellness Checks 58 412
147 Robocallers 125 411
148 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 411
149 Democracy Bonus 2 408
150 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 406
151 DEI 122 405
152 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 405
153 The War on Drugs 142 402
154 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 402
155 Bread Tacos 31 401
156 Child Support 61 401
157 Vito's Twitter Account 23 398
158 Loud Music at Bars 83 396
159 Whiny Waiters 83 395
160 Hate Hoaxes 43 395
161 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 392
162 Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru Bonus 10 390
163 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 388
164 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 387
165 Food Going Bad 93 386
166 The SEC 99 384
167 Live Service Video Games 123 384
168 Mobile-Only Websites 52 383
169 "Love Bombing" 34 383
170 Appealing to the Chinese Market Bonus 22 382
171 Uninformed Voters 76 382
172 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 378
173 Unrealistic Expectations 42 375
174 Easy Mode Activists 33 374
175 Wil Wheaton 127 372
176 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 372
177 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 371
178 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 367
179 Stock Market Morons 86 366
180 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 360
181 Artificial Scarcity 94 360
182 SSRIs 49 360
183 The Gas Stove Ban 73 360
184 Guys Getting in Fights Over Women 137 359
185 Bad Neighbors 110 358
186 e-Whores 72 356
187 Simulation Theory 9 355
188 Amber Heard Supporters 44 355
189 Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally 156 355
190 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 354
191 Generation of Sexless Idiots 132 354
192 Keyboard Warriors 31 352
193 Laws That Make You Lie 34 352
194 Reparation Retardation 82 351
195 Autism 64 350
196 Elon Musk 67 348
197 Freemium Software 127 347
198 Cops Transferring Departments 126 346
199 Nocturia 94 343
200 Mosquitos 109 342
201 The Anchoring Effect 79 342
202 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 340
203 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 339
204 Toxic Positivity 95 339
205 Adam Sessler 73 335
206 Compelled Speech 83 335
207 Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area 168 334
208 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 333
209 Influencer Culture 45 332
210 Freeway Protesters 46 332
211 No Masturbation in Prison Bonus 26 331
212 Women Working at Home Depot 149 331
213 Losing Shit 91 329
214 Famine 47 329
215 Chips Breaking in the Dip 128 326
216 Big Government 102 324
217 People Taking Too Long On Their Turn Bonus 27 323
218 Snail-in Voting 92 323
219 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 320
220 Finding the Edge on Packing Tape 62 320
221 The Female Dating Strategy Podcast 68 320
222 The Emperor's New Burn 38 320
223 Non-Drivers 100 319
224 Credit Card Interest Rates 157 319
225 Mothers Against Drunk Driving Bonus 25 318
226 Women's Stories 138 318
227 Long Lost Lectures 13 317
228 Tech Switcheroos 77 315
229 "No" Erasure 147 314
230 Suicide Baiting 120 314
231 Getting Band-Aids Wet 57 312
232 Shitty Shippers 105 311
233 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 311
234 Creepy Targeted Ads 54 311
235 Armchair Mechanics 15 311
236 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 311
237 Contouring 79 310
238 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 309
239 Time Vampires 137 307
240 People Who Don't Get Out of the Way 160 307
241 Girl Bosses 143 306
242 Travel Insurance 25 306
243 Swastika Scaries 70 306
244 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 305
245 Badly Timed Traffic Lights 66 305
246 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 305
247 The Olympics 28 304
248 Tinnitus 114 304
249 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 304
250 Women's Dating Advice 104 304
251 The Five-Day Work Week 103 304
252 Stan Culture 119 303
253 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 302
254 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 299
255 Tip Jar Takeover 75 298
256 In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move 129 298
257 Missed Opportunities 77 298
258 Parasocial Relationships 90 297
259 Single Mothers Bonus 25 297
260 Female Gamers 141 296
261 Too Many Licenses 46 296
262 Epstein Blue Balls 47 296
263 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 295
264 Great Government Firewalls 84 294
265 The UK Government 106 293
266 Corporate Sponsored Memes 134 291
267 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 291
268 Billionaire Bootlickers 69 290
269 Stranger Danger 111 290
270 Unlisted Prices 120 289
271 Initiating the Conversation 21 288
272 Getting Sick During Time Off 66 287
273 Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse 133 285
274 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 283
275 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 282
276 Height Discrimination 47 282
277 Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations) 187 281
278 Communism 153 281
279 Domain Squatters 17 281
280 Living in the Ghetto 36 281
281 Ignoring Driving Signals 124 280
282 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 280
283 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 280
284 Minimum Wageslaves 49 280
285 Microplastics in Your Balls 142 280
286 Post Purchase Surveys 81 279
287 Pimples on Your Nose 110 279
288 Chump Syndrome 118 279
289 Drug Dummies 97 277
290 Team Guys 146 277
291 Effective Altruism 64 276
292 Awareness 98 276
293 Intrusive Thoughts 118 273
294 Fear of Negotiating 74 272
295 Land Acknowledgements 89 271
296 Compulsive Liars 117 270
297 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 270
298 Gaslighting About Inflation Bonus 31 270
299 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 269
300 Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are 175 269
301 Taylor Swift 125 269
302 Fake Libertarians 103 268
303 The Civil Rights Act 85 267
304 Failing to Complete an Errand 129 266
305 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 266
306 Going to the Doctor 76 265
307 Lag 153 265
308 Rickety Shit 104 265
309 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 264
310 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 263
311 Graduation Speeches 93 263
312 Subsidizing Demand 154 262
313 Immigration 116 261
314 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 261
315 Cover Charges 86 260
316 Not Enough Belts Bonus 23 260
317 Drip Pricing 88 260
318 Home Repair 124 260
319 Unnecessary Safety Warnings 63 258
320 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 258
321 Kink Personalities 79 257
322 Fool's Tits 152 257
323 Guys Who Can't Drive 165 256
324 Making Decisions 91 256
325 Extreme Heat Events 45 255
326 The Disappointment of AI Bonus 21 255
327 Long Goodbyes Bonus 28 255
328 Philistines 58 254
329 Space Tourists 5 254
330 For Profit Prisons Bonus 26 254
331 The "u mad?" Game 73 254
332 Starving Artists 69 254
333 Chinese Apps Bonus 22 253
334 Subway Performers 88 253
335 Hustlers' Universities 122 253
336 Ticketmaster 65 253
337 Cockteasing 65 249
338 Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard 58 249
339 Blacklists 140 249
340 Bad Cell Service 141 247
341 Candidates Pretending to be Human Bonus 29 247
342 People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane 64 247
343 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 247
344 Finger Pain 10 247
345 Nude Negotiators 32 246
346 Fake Transparent PNGs 130 245
347 Foreign Lobbyists 139 245
348 Relying on Your Friends 87 243
349 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 242
350 Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away Bonus 25 241
351 Hypocrisy 87 241
352 The Minimum Wage 4 241
353 "Objectively" 112 241
354 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 240
355 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 240
356 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 239
357 Apple Fanboys 127 239
358 Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal 166 238
359 Washing and Drying Long Hair 178 238
360 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 238
361 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 236
362 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 236
363 No Toilet Privacy Bonus 26 236
364 "Right of Way" Disrespecters 170 236
365 Too Many Twinks Bonus 23 234
366 USB Cables 80 231
367 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 229
368 Thirst Traps 81 229
369 First Ladies 122 228
370 Mandatory Milk 152 228
371 Patting Yourself on the Back 132 227
372 Women Co-opting Slurs 145 226
373 Ear Worms 29 225
374 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 225
375 Pedo Jacketing 62 224
376 Comics Shit Bonus 18 224
377 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 224
378 My Bitch Realtor 89 222
379 Venue Cancellation 63 221
380 Fake Death Threats 129 221
381 "He Didn't Do Nothing 158 221
382 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 220
383 Sticky Electronics 166 220
384 Craigslist Complainers 21 219
385 "Aw Hell Nah." 155 218
386 Bad Shopping Carts 156 218
387 Tardy Drink Refills 92 218
388 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 217
389 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 217
390 Locking Yourself Out 152 216
391 Oakland, CA 150 216
392 Stupid Awards Shows 131 215
393 Train Wrecks 78 215
394 Unnecessary Censorship 171 214
395 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 212
396 Keemstar's Thin Skin 135 211
397 Roadside Death Shrines 36 211
398 How Much Money is Spent on Elections Bonus 29 211
399 Women Fighting in Movies 120 210
400 One Hour Meetings 143 209
401 "How Was School?" Bonus 25 209
402 The Abuse of "Abuse" 162 208
403 Women in Star Wars 89 207
404 Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat 148 206
405 Shoulder Pain 159 206
406 Thoughts and Prayers 74 206
407 Health Insurance Claim Denials 167 205
408 May the 4th 88 205
409 Seatbelt Alarms 27 205
410 Content Ratings Boards 138 204
411 Tight Booths 119 203
412 High People Bonus 15 203
413 Vegan Donuts 131 202
414 Activist Ice Cream 97 201
415 Cops Doing You a Favor 168 201
416 Lack of Fictional Bigots 161 200
417 Activist CEOs 139 200
418 Data Breaches 148 200
419 The Haka 164 199
420 Sore Losers 163 199
421 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 199
422 Christmas Truthers Bonus 11 198
423 Male Feminists 182 197
424 Empty Retail Spaces 166 196
425 Fake Retirements 114 196
426 Suction Cups 43 196
427 Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons 149 195
428 Cute Shit 164 194
429 "Citation Needed" 187 193
430 All The Vaccine Autism Shit 178 193
431 The Parallel Economy 130 192
432 Snitches 155 191
433 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 191
434 Confirmation Bias 125 190
435 Ghost Texts 102 190
436 Forced Christmas Memes Bonus 11 190
437 Side Hustles 32 186
438 Source Snobs 96 185
439 Breast Cancer Charity Scams 169 184
440 Hoarding 134 184
441 Going to Work While Sick 139 184
442 Tiny House Propaganda 117 184
443 Holiday Parties 69 183
444 Sensationalism 66 183
445 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 182
446 Touchy Teachers 169 182
447 The Alt-Tab Death Spiral 47 182
448 Men With "Daddy Issues" 186 182
449 Music Videos Disguised as Movies 61 182
450 Rental Car Insurance 154 182
451 Rats 159 181
452 Cults 150 181
453 Forgetting Things When You Travel 142 181
454 Losing Your Tools 154 181
455 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 180
456 Boob Truthers 109 180
457 Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle 146 180
458 Forgetting Someone's Name 148 180
459 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 180
460 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 179
461 Bad Day Holidays 132 178
462 Changed Passwords Not Saving 52 178
463 Texas Legal Myths 107 178
464 Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door 160 178
465 Bad Candy Bonus 19 178
466 Intellectual Property Laws 40 177
467 Ending Fake-Outs Bonus 28 177
468 Going to the Dentist 70 176
469 Demographic Dummies 81 176
470 Seasonal Affective Disorder Bonus 11 175
471 People Not Changing 172 175
472 Product Placement Movies 126 174
473 Incest Porn 32 174
474 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 174
475 Zoom Exhaustion 33 174
476 Sand 178 173
477 Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill Bonus 30 172
478 Idea Guys 113 172
479 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 171
480 Occam's Razor 145 171
481 Buyer's Remorse 116 171
482 Blowing your Wad Early 115 170
483 Conservative Porn 121 169
484 Too Many Stop Signs 134 167
485 Figuring Out When to Leave Events Bonus 28 167
486 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 166
487 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 165
488 Credit Goblins 175 164
489 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 164
490 Premature E-Trackulation 15 164
491 Women Talking like Babies 162 163
492 Downward Mobility 173 162
493 Talking to the Cops 148 162
494 Old Movie Action Heroes 177 161
495 Fear of Self-Promotion 59 161
496 LARPing PUAs 26 161
497 Your Friends Making You Look Bad 176 161
498 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 160
499 Burger Tribalism Bonus 10 160
500 Election Spam 161 160
501 Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts Bonus 23 160
502 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 158
503 Stupid Food Trends 11 158
504 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 158
505 Zipper Disrespecters 170 157
506 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 157
507 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 156
508 Paralysis of Choice 135 156
509 Pets Stepping on Your Balls 167 156
510 Refusal to Wear the Hijab 57 156
511 Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 55 155
512 The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy 185 154
513 Sponsored Hate 28 154
514 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 154
515 Backseat Googlers 41 154
516 Fake Fans 163 153
517 Power Outages 172 153
518 Arson Denial 172 151
519 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 151
520 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 148
521 The Chevron Deference 146 148
522 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 148
523 Prison Rape Jokes Bonus 26 148
524 You Don't Get Anything For Voting Bonus 29 146
525 No Flying Cars 80 145
526 Pity Party Poopers 49 145
527 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 145
528 No Respect for Engineers Bonus 24 144
529 The Voting Rights Act of 1965 Bonus 29 144
530 Canada 177 144
531 Women Being "Based" 173 143
532 "What the hell is wrong with me?" 188 143
533 Talking to Drunk People 184 142
534 Non-Absorbant Napkins 177 142
535 The Vito Wars Bonus 31 142
536 Money Shaming 144 142
537 Early Winter Darkness Bonus 30 141
538 Communist Propaganda 185 141
539 Ruined Jokes 181 141
540 Distracted Children 130 139
541 3D Technology 40 139
542 People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs 156 139
543 Celebrity Bands 55 138
544 Going to the Vet 144 138
545 Mandatory Evacuation Orders 58 138
546 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 136
547 Metaphor Hijacking 133 135
548 Hurricanes 158 135
549 The Boy Who Cried AI 158 134
550 The War on Jocks 170 134
551 Guys Who Break Up a Fight 163 134
552 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 133
553 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 133
554 Garbage Grillers 181 133
555 USAID 176 131
556 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 131
557 Anti-Woke Marketing 51 131
558 Franchise Crossovers 62 130
559 Asexuality 34 130
560 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 130
561 Influencer Slop 157 129
562 Poison Beer (PFAS) 190 129
563 Drunk Eating 56 129
564 Traffic Drones 189 128
565 Man Face 161 128
566 Crybaby Businesses 183 128
567 The Fat Lady at the Olympics Bonus 31 128
568 Enslaving Indie Directors 64 127
569 Anti DIY-ers 150 127
570 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 126
571 Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did Bonus 35 126
572 Rolling Blackouts 147 125
573 Askholes 190 125
574 Cars That Look Like Cop Cars 188 125
575 Bad Pillows 162 123
576 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 123
577 Halftime Shows 78 122
578 Sports-a-phobia 59 122
579 Mass Shootings 112 121
580 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 121
581 The War on Porn 190 120
582 Bright Lights in Prison Bonus 26 120
583 Prison Food Bonus 26 119
584 TV Episodes Without the Main Character 151 118
585 The Royal "We" 103 117
586 Fatwas 53 117
587 Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets 192 116
588 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 116
589 Smoking is Too Cool 27 116
590 Non-Consenual Sex Recording 174 115
591 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 115
592 Electoral College Deniers 161 113
593 Fake Food Freak-Outs 137 113
594 Bad Investments 179 112
595 Airplane Seats 95 112
596 "We Have McDonald's At Home" Bonus 25 112
597 Pronoun Resistance 1 112
598 Battery Corrosion 94 112
599 The Destruction of Alt Journalism 129 112
600 Backseat Murderers 114 111
601 Jesus Dying at 33 Bonus 34 108
602 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 108
603 Elmo 127 108
604 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 108
605 Phone Format Paste 105 107
606 "One More Day" Bonus 16 106
607 Shows Moving From Their Normal Time 193 106
608 OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer Bonus 31 106
609 Crypto Karens 146 106
610 GameStop Stock Bonus 3 105
611 Culture War Criminals 106 105
612 Bryan Singer 88 105
613 Alexa Being Retarded 138 105
614 The Biggest Problem TV Treatment Bonus 21 104
615 Accent Intelligence Bias 173 104
616 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 104
617 Pre-Checked Boxes 162 104
618 People Who Steal Your Stories 150 104
619 Sports Gambling Bonus 32 103
620 Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness 188 103
621 Headline Death Cockteasing 181 103
622 Conservative Comedy 140 103
623 Fake Video Game Endings Bonus 28 102
624 Spoiler Nazis 36 102
625 The 1% 184 102
626 Not Enough Apolcaypse Bonus 24 102
627 Not Getting Drugs on Halloween 61 102
628 The US Postal Service 143 100
629 "Would" 123 98
630 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 97
631 Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion Bonus 34 97
632 Pro-Spider Propaganda 65 97
633 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 97
634 AI Evangelists 128 96
635 Men and Their Legacies 185 96
636 Fake Straights 63 96
637 Trivial Cheating 96 96
638 Vanity Press 191 96
639 Everything is a Mess Bonus 24 94
640 Turn the AC "Up" 157 93
641 Doomers 174 92
642 Feral Hogs 147 91
643 It's Hard To Tell 160 91
644 Not Having a Car Guy 187 91
645 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 90
646 Prison Abuse 128 90
647 Chinese Lady-Bots Bonus 22 90
648 Online Naturalists 61 88
649 The Meme of Einstein 171 87
650 Getting Rid of Grease 38 87
651 Back in School Nightmares Bonus 9 87
652 The War in Gaza Bonus 21 86
653 Smug Doomsday Preppers Bonus 24 86
654 Masturbation Monitor Bonus 25 84
655 Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom 186 83
656 The Bud Light Boycott Bonus 21 83
657 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 82
658 Son of Sam Laws Bonus 26 82
659 Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games) 191 80
660 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 79
661 Trick Food Sharing 174 79
662 Slowpoke Motorcycles 163 77
663 Missing McDonald's Breakfast Bonus 10 77
664 All Technology is a Flat Rectangle 186 76
665 Authentic Chinese Food Bonus 22 76
666 Scuffed Up Rares Bonus 27 75
667 It's Too Hot Insider During Winter Bonus 30 75
668 Bill Burr 182 74
669 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 74
670 Bob Dylan Worshippers 170 74
671 Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment Bonus 35 73
672 The Death of the Organ Bonus 32 72
673 Free Market Haters 82 72
674 Posting Pictures of Steak Online 144 71
675 Bible Truthers 105 71
676 Satanic Panic 77 70
677 Rough Teeth 107 70
678 Peladophobia 77 70
679 Ingratitude 179 69
680 Dream Ideas 183 69
681 Accidental Screen Shares 129 69
682 Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession Bonus 35 69
683 Community Detachment 80 68
684 Magical Teenagers Bonus 23 67
685 Shared Universes Bonus 18 66
686 "The Greatest Story Ever Told" Bonus 34 66
687 Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks) 165 66
688 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 65
689 Dad's TV Addiction Bonus 35 64
690 The Costco Guys Bonus 31 64
691 "no" Autocorrect 60 64
692 Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes 167 64
693 Fake 2D Animation 38 62
694 Virtual Restaurant Brands 23 62
695 e-Sports Hype Bonus 32 61
696 Friends and Family Discounts 135 60
697 People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King" Bonus 34 58
698 Religion in Schools 137 58
699 Star Wars Reviews Bonus 6 57
700 Game Stop 110 57
701 Vtubers 145 55
702 Kid Christmas Pageants 21 55
703 Bluetooth 40 55
704 The War on Whiteface 56 55
705 Soldering 184 55
706 Ambiguous Endings Bonus 28 53
707 Shitty Slow Motion 16 53
708 OCD Toasters 13 53
709 Cash Only Businesses 191 52
710 Gambling 188 51
711 Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween Bonus 19 49
712 Sobering Up Before You Pass Out 53 49
713 Your Bro Getting a New Ho 171 49
714 Nazis are Too Cool 85 49
715 Mom Making You Take Stuff Home Bonus 25 47
716 Leaving the Oven On 171 47
717 Bullet Hiders Bonus 24 45
718 Shuffling Expensive Cards Bonus 27 45
719 Event Wristbands 45 44
720 Military Suicides 56 44
721 Everybody is a Cancer Doctor 189 44
722 Not Enough Leftovers 116 43
723 Deli Dummies 193 42
724 The War on Doxing 169 41
725 Hippie Thanksgiving 66 41
726 Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage Bonus 35 40
727 Too Many Asians at Costco 123 40
728 The Death of the Shopping Mall 155 40
729 Ewok Hate Bonus 6 39
730 Absolutely No Steroid Policies Bonus 32 39
731 Sober October 109 37
732 Secret Suicides 191 36
733 Frozen Bonus 30 34
734 Photo Albums 192 34
735 Bodegas 46 34
736 Not Biggest Problem Merch 108 34
737 Shrinking Jaws 179 33
738 Dad Little League Coach Bonus 35 32
739 The End of the Civil War Bonus 28 30
740 False Piss Driblets 173 29
741 "Nesting" 193 29
742 TMM (Too Much Mayo) 190 26
743 Eric's Billboard Chart Scam 194 24
744 Too Many Jedi 151 24
745 The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month 92 24
746 Sour Grapes 24 23
747 Poor Superheroes 179 22
748 The Sun Exploding 140 21
749 UFO Conspiracies 138 21
750 Bad Movie Guilt 189 20
751 Missing a Game-Winning Shot 149 20
752 Fortnite 98 19
753 Flip Flops Breaking 30 16
754 Arizona Inflation 90 15
755 The Sex Offender Registry 126 14
756 The Extended Jesus Universe Bonus 34 14
757 The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment 194 13
758 Missle Defense Systems 192 8
759 Deficit Dummies 194 3
760 Winter Wonderlands Bonus 30 2
761 Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In 181 1
762 Filet O'Fish Disrespecters 99 -1
763 Holiday Decorations 62 -1
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