The Problems

This Week

Generation of Sexless Idiots 166
Patting Yourself on the Back 123
Bad Day Holidays 90
National Parks -54

Latest Bonus Episode

Not Enough Belts 139
Too Many Twinks 125
Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts 99
Magical Teenagers 17
Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8 -62
Games Inside of Games -73
The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier -110

All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Woke Marketing 1 3989
2 Fat Brain 2 3482
3 Chinese Aporogies 3 3147
4 Too Much Pride 4 2366
5 "Disinformation" 3 2093
6 The N-Word Defense 5 1894
7 Late Rape 10 1858
8 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 1827
9 Tattle Tales 10 1739
10 Seth Rogen 19 1629
11 The War on Blackface 2 1588
12 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1547
13 Scientism 7 1453
14 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 1422
15 Payment Processors 8 1284
16 Millionaire Socialists 8 1271
17 Child Advocates 4 1217
18 Nuclear-phobia 14 1105
19 Women Running Education Bonus 9 1081
20 Deinstitutionalization 6 1068
21 Inflation 24 990
22 The IRS 52 969
23 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 968
24 Fake News 13 941
25 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 895
26 Pedophiles 29 890
27 YouTube Role Models 5 873
28 Goth Erasure 8 840
29 Prison Rape 7 826
30 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 815
31 Forced Diversity in Film 24 801
32 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 795
33 Edgy Reboots 3 768
34 Trans Athletes 10 767
35 Kangaroo Courts 51 758
36 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 757
37 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 755
38 The Cowardice of Women 26 729
39 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 715
40 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 713
41 Getting Your Order Wrong Bonus 10 712
42 Regret 4 710
43 Diversity Extortion Mafias 131 704
44 Charger Not Included 15 699
45 No-Knock Raids 28 695
46 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 674
47 Installing Console Games 12 668
48 Social Malware 14 656
49 No Hot Girls in Your Class Bonus 9 656
50 Political Scientists 26 646
51 The War on Anonymity 68 642
52 Holocaust Metaphors 9 639
53 Conservatives 67 633
54 Womansplaining 53 621
55 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 618
56 Women's Tears 37 615
57 Going Back to Work 22 607
58 Family Court 16 600
59 School Starts Too Early Bonus 9 596
60 The Homeless 80 596
61 Circumcision Apologists 59 594
62 Comply Guys 52 585
63 Testicular Torsion 19 582
64 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 582
65 Gun Control 15 576
66 Lack of Bidets 2 573
67 Sustainability 11 569
68 Rent is Too Damn High 48 554
69 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 550
70 The Death of the Dollar Menu Bonus 10 545
71 Eldercare 25 544
72 Waiting Bonus 1 543
73 Swatting 48 535
74 Media Consolidation 36 531
75 Parking Idlers 42 529
76 Pussy Cops 42 527
77 Civil Forfeiture 20 526
78 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 520
79 Empty Parking Lots 111 513
80 Political Canonizations 17 510
81 "Buy the Dip" 1 509
82 Silencing the User 16 500
83 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 500
84 Nuclear War 30 499
85 Bad Jannies 26 496
86 Boycotts of the Week 35 494
87 Corporate Bootlicking 60 493
88 Short Attention Spans 86 492
89 Fake Neurodivergence 40 490
90 Indoctrinating Children 33 487
91 The National Debt 27 482
92 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 481
93 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 481
94 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 481
95 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 476
96 Social Media 55 473
97 Animal Abuse 50 472
98 Student Debt Repayment 54 470
99 Sleep Deprivation 32 468
100 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 467
101 Live Action Anime 19 466
102 The De-Sexification of Media 71 465
103 Master Erasure 12 462
104 Two-Factor Authentication 6 457
105 Silver Alerts 6 453
106 Inventing Black Inventors 27 446
107 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 446
108 Big Leaguing 121 444
109 Plea Deals 105 443
110 Woke Unions 16 441
111 Cash Bail 18 438
112 Manliness Gurus 71 437
113 Columbus Hate 12 432
114 Picky Parkers 7 422
115 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 422
116 Theater Kids 56 422
117 George Soros District Attorneys 94 422
118 No More Comedies 37 421
119 Overly Courteous Drivers 50 420
120 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 415
121 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 414
122 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 414
123 Deadname Drama 53 414
124 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 411
125 Funko Pops 18 405
126 Blindness 22 405
127 Democracy Bonus 2 404
128 Broken Bones 25 404
129 Female Comedy Writers 54 403
130 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 403
131 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 402
132 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 401
133 Cash Register Solicitations 39 401
134 Bread Tacos 31 400
135 Onmibus Spending Bills 70 399
136 Game Journalists 50 398
137 Shorter Attention Spans 57 395
138 Wellness Checks 58 394
139 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 393
140 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 392
141 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 391
142 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 391
143 Charity Fraud 96 391
144 Common Core Math 127 391
145 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 390
146 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 385
147 Child Support 61 384
148 Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru Bonus 10 382
149 Whiny Waiters 83 379
150 Hate Hoaxes 43 378
151 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 377
152 "Love Bombing" 34 375
153 Loud Music at Bars 83 375
154 Mobile-Only Websites 52 368
155 Vito's Twitter Account 23 366
156 Food Going Bad 93 366
157 The SEC 99 366
158 Easy Mode Activists 33 363
159 Robocallers 125 363
160 Unrealistic Expectations 42 358
161 Live Service Video Games 123 357
162 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 356
163 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 356
164 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 355
165 Uninformed Voters 76 354
166 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 354
167 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 353
168 Simulation Theory 9 350
169 SSRIs 49 350
170 The Gas Stove Ban 73 350
171 Stock Market Morons 86 350
172 Throwing Your Back Out 128 350
173 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 346
174 Wil Wheaton 127 346
175 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 345
176 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 337
177 Amber Heard Supporters 44 335
178 e-Whores 72 335
179 Nocturia 94 335
180 Laws That Make You Lie 34 334
181 The Anchoring Effect 79 334
182 Keyboard Warriors 31 333
183 Bad Neighbors 110 333
184 DEI 122 333
185 Artificial Scarcity 94 332
186 Autism 64 329
187 Elon Musk 67 328
188 Reparation Retardation 82 328
189 Appealing to the Chinese Market Bonus 22 328
190 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 327
191 Adam Sessler 73 320
192 Freemium Software 127 320
193 Toxic Positivity 95 319
194 Compelled Speech 83 315
195 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 314
196 Influencer Culture 45 313
197 Freeway Protesters 46 313
198 Long Lost Lectures 13 312
199 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 311
200 Mosquitos 109 311
201 Famine 47 309
202 Snail-in Voting 92 308
203 Cops Transferring Departments 126 308
204 The Emperor's New Burn 38 302
205 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 302
206 Getting Band-Aids Wet 57 302
207 Finding the Edge on Packing Tape 62 302
208 The Female Dating Strategy Podcast 68 302
209 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 301
210 Armchair Mechanics 15 301
211 Tech Switcheroos 77 301
212 Losing Shit 91 300
213 Big Government 102 299
214 Travel Insurance 25 297
215 Contouring 79 297
216 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 296
217 Non-Drivers 100 296
218 Creepy Targeted Ads 54 295
219 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 292
220 Shitty Shippers 105 292
221 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 291
222 The Olympics 28 291
223 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 290
224 Swastika Scaries 70 290
225 Suicide Baiting 120 289
226 Chips Breaking in the Dip 128 289
227 Parasocial Relationships 90 286
228 Stan Culture 119 286
229 The Five-Day Work Week 103 284
230 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 284
231 Badly Timed Traffic Lights 66 283
232 Stranger Danger 111 282
233 Tinnitus 114 281
234 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 280
235 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 279
236 Women's Dating Advice 104 278
237 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 277
238 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 277
239 Tip Jar Takeover 75 276
240 Great Government Firewalls 84 274
241 Epstein Blue Balls 47 273
242 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 273
243 Initiating the Conversation 21 272
244 Too Many Licenses 46 272
245 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 271
246 Minimum Wageslaves 49 271
247 Missed Opportunities 77 271
248 Billionaire Bootlickers 69 270
249 The UK Government 106 269
250 Domain Squatters 17 268
251 Post Purchase Surveys 81 268
252 Living in the Ghetto 36 267
253 Effective Altruism 64 266
254 In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move 129 266
255 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 265
256 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 265
257 Awareness 98 264
258 Unlisted Prices 120 264
259 Pimples on Your Nose 110 262
260 Height Discrimination 47 261
261 Getting Sick During Time Off 66 259
262 Chump Syndrome 118 258
263 Land Acknowledgements 89 256
264 Drug Dummies 97 256
265 Space Tourists 5 255
266 The Civil Rights Act 85 255
267 Fear of Negotiating 74 254
268 Going to the Doctor 76 254
269 Graduation Speeches 93 254
270 Ignoring Driving Signals 124 254
271 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 253
272 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 253
273 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 253
274 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 252
275 Intrusive Thoughts 118 250
276 Fake Libertarians 103 249
277 Cover Charges 86 248
278 Immigration 116 248
279 Compulsive Liars 117 248
280 Drip Pricing 88 247
281 Taylor Swift 125 247
282 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 246
283 Subway Performers 88 245
284 Rickety Shit 104 245
285 Extreme Heat Events 45 244
286 Starving Artists 69 244
287 Kink Personalities 79 244
288 Philistines 58 243
289 Unnecessary Safety Warnings 63 243
290 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 243
291 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 243
292 Nude Negotiators 32 241
293 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 241
294 Making Decisions 91 241
295 The Disappointment of AI Bonus 21 240
296 Cockteasing 65 239
297 Failing to Complete an Errand 129 239
298 The Minimum Wage 4 237
299 The "u mad?" Game 73 236
300 Home Repair 124 236
301 Ticketmaster 65 234
302 Chinese Apps Bonus 22 232
303 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 229
304 People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane 64 228
305 Relying on Your Friends 87 228
306 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 228
307 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 228
308 Hustlers' Universities 122 227
309 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 225
310 "Objectively" 112 225
311 Hypocrisy 87 224
312 Thirst Traps 81 220
313 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 219
314 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 219
315 USB Cables 80 218
316 Apple Fanboys 127 218
317 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 217
318 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 217
319 Craigslist Complainers 21 216
320 Fake Transparent PNGs 130 216
321 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 215
322 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 215
323 Comics Shit Bonus 18 215
324 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 214
325 Ear Worms 29 214
326 My Bitch Realtor 89 214
327 First Ladies 122 213
328 Venue Cancellation 63 212
329 Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard 58 210
330 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 209
331 Pedo Jacketing 62 208
332 Finger Pain 10 207
333 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 207
334 Tardy Drink Refills 92 206
335 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 203
336 Train Wrecks 78 203
337 Roadside Death Shrines 36 202
338 Tight Booths 119 198
339 Seatbelt Alarms 27 197
340 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 197
341 Thoughts and Prayers 74 196
342 Women Fighting in Movies 120 196
343 Fake Death Threats 129 195
344 Christmas Truthers Bonus 11 193
345 Women in Star Wars 89 193
346 May the 4th 88 192
347 Suction Cups 43 191
348 High People Bonus 15 188
349 Activist Ice Cream 97 186
350 Vegan Donuts 131 186
351 Forced Christmas Memes Bonus 11 185
352 Fake Retirements 114 183
353 Ghost Texts 102 182
354 Side Hustles 32 181
355 Holiday Parties 69 179
356 Source Snobs 96 179
357 The Alt-Tab Death Spiral 47 178
358 Confirmation Bias 125 178
359 Stupid Awards Shows 131 178
360 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 177
361 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 177
362 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 176
363 Music Videos Disguised as Movies 61 175
364 Tiny House Propaganda 117 173
365 Seasonal Affective Disorder Bonus 11 171
366 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 171
367 The Parallel Economy 130 171
368 Zoom Exhaustion 33 170
369 Changed Passwords Not Saving 52 170
370 Sensationalism 66 169
371 Demographic Dummies 81 169
372 Texas Legal Myths 107 169
373 Intellectual Property Laws 40 168
374 Bad Candy Bonus 19 168
375 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 166
376 Going to the Dentist 70 166
377 Generation of Sexless Idiots 132 166
378 Incest Porn 32 165
379 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 165
380 Boob Truthers 109 164
381 Conservative Porn 121 163
382 Blowing your Wad Early 115 162
383 Fear of Self-Promotion 59 161
384 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 161
385 Buyer's Remorse 116 161
386 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 160
387 Idea Guys 113 159
388 Product Placement Movies 126 159
389 Premature E-Trackulation 15 155
390 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 154
391 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 154
392 LARPing PUAs 26 153
393 Stupid Food Trends 11 152
394 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 152
395 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 151
396 Burger Tribalism Bonus 10 151
397 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 151
398 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 149
399 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 148
400 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 146
401 Sponsored Hate 28 145
402 Backseat Googlers 41 145
403 Refusal to Wear the Hijab 57 145
404 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 145
405 No Flying Cars 80 144
406 Pity Party Poopers 49 141
407 Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 55 141
408 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 140
409 Not Enough Belts Bonus 23 139
410 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 138
411 Mandatory Evacuation Orders 58 135
412 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 134
413 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 132
414 3D Technology 40 131
415 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 128
416 Asexuality 34 127
417 Franchise Crossovers 62 127
418 Drunk Eating 56 125
419 Too Many Twinks Bonus 23 125
420 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 124
421 Distracted Children 130 123
422 Patting Yourself on the Back 132 123
423 Celebrity Bands 55 122
424 Enslaving Indie Directors 64 122
425 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 122
426 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 120
427 Sports-a-phobia 59 120
428 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 120
429 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 120
430 Anti-Woke Marketing 51 118
431 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 116
432 Fatwas 53 114
433 Halftime Shows 78 113
434 Smoking is Too Cool 27 111
435 Pronoun Resistance 1 110
436 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 110
437 "One More Day" Bonus 16 107
438 Elmo 127 107
439 GameStop Stock Bonus 3 106
440 Mass Shootings 112 106
441 The Biggest Problem TV Treatment Bonus 21 106
442 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 105
443 Airplane Seats 95 105
444 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 104
445 Backseat Murderers 114 104
446 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 103
447 Bryan Singer 88 102
448 Battery Corrosion 94 101
449 The Destruction of Alt Journalism 129 101
450 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 100
451 Phone Format Paste 105 100
452 Culture War Criminals 106 100
453 Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts Bonus 23 99
454 Not Getting Drugs on Halloween 61 98
455 Spoiler Nazis 36 97
456 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 95
457 The Royal "We" 103 94
458 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 94
459 Pro-Spider Propaganda 65 90
460 Bad Day Holidays 132 90
461 Fake Straights 63 88
462 Trivial Cheating 96 87
463 Chinese Lady-Bots Bonus 22 86
464 The Bud Light Boycott Bonus 21 85
465 Getting Rid of Grease 38 84
466 Online Naturalists 61 84
467 "Would" 123 84
468 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 82
469 AI Evangelists 128 80
470 Back in School Nightmares Bonus 9 79
471 The War in Gaza Bonus 21 77
472 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 75
473 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 75
474 Bible Truthers 105 74
475 Peladophobia 77 73
476 Satanic Panic 77 73
477 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 72
478 Authentic Chinese Food Bonus 22 72
479 Prison Abuse 128 71
480 Missing McDonald's Breakfast Bonus 10 67
481 Free Market Haters 82 67
482 Community Detachment 80 66
483 Shared Universes Bonus 18 66
484 Rough Teeth 107 65
485 "no" Autocorrect 60 61
486 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 56
487 Virtual Restaurant Brands 23 55
488 Game Stop 110 55
489 Star Wars Reviews Bonus 6 54
490 OCD Toasters 13 53
491 Fake 2D Animation 38 53
492 Kid Christmas Pageants 21 51
493 Accidental Screen Shares 129 50
494 Bluetooth 40 49
495 Sobering Up Before You Pass Out 53 48
496 The War on Whiteface 56 48
497 Nazis are Too Cool 85 48
498 Military Suicides 56 44
499 Shitty Slow Motion 16 43
500 Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween Bonus 19 42
501 Not Enough Leftovers 116 39
502 Hippie Thanksgiving 66 38
503 Event Wristbands 45 37
504 Ewok Hate Bonus 6 35
505 Bodegas 46 34
506 Not Biggest Problem Merch 108 33
507 The Sex Offender Registry 126 22
508 Sober October 109 21
509 Too Many Asians at Costco 123 21
510 Magical Teenagers Bonus 23 17
511 Arizona Inflation 90 12
512 Sour Grapes 24 9
513 The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month 92 7
514 Fortnite 98 6
515 Halloweenies 109 6
516 Flip Flops Breaking 30 4
517 Holiday Decorations 62 2
518 VR Chat 51 -4
519 Filet O'Fish Disrespecters 99 -5
520 Social Media Disinformation 115 -7
521 The Chinese Death Penalty Bonus 22 -7
522 Politeness Words 23 -12
523 Death of the Toy Industry Bonus 20 -13
524 Multiverse Haters Bonus 18 -15
525 Macho Weathermen 11 -18
526 Max Gibson Bonus 5 -20
527 Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day 82 -20
528 Nextdoor Apps 117 -22
529 Jersey Burning 63 -25
530 Transphobia 83 -29
531 People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel 112 -30
532 Boring Sports Uniforms 57 -35
533 Bad Blood 67 -38
534 Vladimir Putin 30 -39
535 Algorithm Generated Merchandise 51 -39
536 Pun Halloween Costumes Bonus 19 -39
537 Slow Cancer 65 -41
538 Work Holiday Parties 118 -41
539 Counting Dead Kids 110 -42
540 Missing the Return Date on Gifts Bonus 11 -43
541 Blockbuster Nostalgia 69 -43
542 The Chinese Zodiac Bonus 22 -44
543 Abandoning American Citizens Abroad 123 -48
544 Seatbelt Laws 85 -49
545 Occupational Stereotypes 50 -50
546 Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia Bonus 21 -53
547 National Parks 132 -54
548 Hour-Long TV Shows 122 -55
549 Watching a Man Drown 104 -57
550 Legalizing Weed Bonus 15 -59
551 Mugshot Envy 103 -59
552 Cripp Daddy Dying Bonus 21 -59
553 Branded Buttons 23 -60
554 Secession Fantasies Bonus 18 -62
555 Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8 Bonus 23 -62
556 Very Special Episodes 91 -66
557 Crack 28 -67
558 Anti-Woke Politicians Bonus 12 -67
559 Mass Shooter Lotto 84 -72
560 Games Inside of Games Bonus 23 -73
561 AI Psychology Podcasts 75 -79
562 American Privilege 118 -81
563 Assisted Suicide Haters 128 -82
564 Unqualified Applicants 114 -83
565 Local Businesses 29 -85
566 Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant 111 -86
567 Derivative Dummies 124 -86
568 Costume Culture Complainers Complainers Bonus 19 -88
569 Black Israelites 63 -98
570 "The Bonus Hole" 106 -99
571 Too Long of Media 24 -100
572 Homophobia Bonus 7 -100
573 Not Enough McNugget Buddies Bonus 19 -101
574 Chinese Housing Crisis Bonus 22 -103
575 Discontinued Food Fakeouts 50 -104
576 NFT Haters 95 -105
577 Pissphobes 84 -106
578 Fake Fly-Open Shorts 98 -106
579 Parental Wisdom 93 -107
580 Black History Month is Disorganized Bonus 13 -109
581 The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier Bonus 23 -110
582 Gamers 100 -112
583 Bad Snaps 125 -112
584 $1,000 Posters 87 -114
585 The Barbie Movie 101 -118
586 The National Anthem Bonus 8 -119
587 Too Much Bruce Wayne Bonus 5 -121
588 Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous 130 -122
589 The Invasion of Ukraine Bonus 12 -123
590 Block Babies 102 -125
591 Private Wi-Fis 126 -125
592 Different Races Bonus 4 -131
593 Nostalgia 64 111 -140
594 The Ocean Bonus 17 -141
595 Fan Entitlement 70 -142
596 Home Alone 2 Bonus 20 -143
597 The Black/White Test Score Gap 96 -147
598 The Clone High Reboot Sucked Bonus 21 -147
599 Silverware Scraping on Plates 97 -152
600 Semaglutide / Ozempic 92 -155
601 Santa Purists Bonus 20 -158
602 Public Urination Laws 14 -170
603 Fake-Out Sprite Bonus 10 -178
604 Fast Food Face Grease 124 -178
605 Mariah Carey Haters Bonus 11 -179
606 Being Afraid to Show Sympathy 102 -181
607 Surrogacy Haters 119 -187
608 Kink Shaming 35 -190
609 Google Doodle Dummies 86 -190
610 No Black Toads Bonus 14 -194
611 Mario 2 Bonus 14 -198
612 The Production Quality of Amateur Porn 100 -198
613 Shoulder Nipples 71 -199
614 Fingernail Piles 121 -211
615 Canon Cops 43 -219
616 Not Supporting Black Businesses 48 -236
617 Italian Face Bonus 14 -240
618 Too Many Hitler Movies 99 -247
619 False False Flags 72 -251
620 Jewish Conspiracies 101 -257
621 Disability Discrimination 35 -269
622 Fear of Drag Bonus 7 -270
623 The American Flag Bonus 8 -277
624 Email 60 -282
625 Not Enough Seanies 39 -286
626 Night Pooping 94 -315
627 Seed Oil Disrespecters 37 -320
628 Ratchet Straps 54 -327
629 Overworked Manga Artists 131 -340
630 Evolution 48 -341
631 Futurama Fans 31 -344
632 The Twins Losing Bonus 8 -351
633 The Movie Theater Experience 22 -352
634 Anti-Semitism 60 -373
635 Cum 71 -412
636 Hitler 68 -445
637 French Fries Bonus 10 -652
638 "You Voted For This" 25 -779
639 The Capital Riots Bonus 3 -909
640 Fear of a Black Elf 29 -923
641 Puppets 7 -1178
642 Presidential Gas Gripers 6 -1229
643 COVID Deniers 5 -1787