The Problems This Week Generation of Sexless Idiots 166 Patting Yourself on the Back 123 Bad Day Holidays 90 National Parks -54 Latest Bonus Episode Not Enough Belts 139 Too Many Twinks 125 Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts 99 Magical Teenagers 17 Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8 -62 Games Inside of Games -73 The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier -110 All TimeRank Problem Episode Votes + - 1 Woke Marketing 1 3989 2 Fat Brain 2 3482 3 Chinese Aporogies 3 3147 4 Too Much Pride 4 2366 5 "Disinformation" 3 2093 6 The N-Word Defense 5 1894 7 Late Rape 10 1858 8 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 1827 9 Tattle Tales 10 1739 10 Seth Rogen 19 1629 11 The War on Blackface 2 1588 12 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1547 13 Scientism 7 1453 14 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 1422 15 Payment Processors 8 1284 16 Millionaire Socialists 8 1271 17 Child Advocates 4 1217 18 Nuclear-phobia 14 1105 19 Women Running Education Bonus 9 1081 20 Deinstitutionalization 6 1068 21 Inflation 24 990 22 The IRS 52 969 23 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 968 24 Fake News 13 941 25 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 895 26 Pedophiles 29 890 27 YouTube Role Models 5 873 28 Goth Erasure 8 840 29 Prison Rape 7 826 30 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 815 31 Forced Diversity in Film 24 801 32 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 795 33 Edgy Reboots 3 768 34 Trans Athletes 10 767 35 Kangaroo Courts 51 758 36 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 757 37 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 755 38 The Cowardice of Women 26 729 39 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 715 40 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 713 41 Getting Your Order Wrong Bonus 10 712 42 Regret 4 710 43 Diversity Extortion Mafias 131 704 44 Charger Not Included 15 699 45 No-Knock Raids 28 695 46 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 674 47 Installing Console Games 12 668 48 Social Malware 14 656 49 No Hot Girls in Your Class Bonus 9 656 50 Political Scientists 26 646 51 The War on Anonymity 68 642 52 Holocaust Metaphors 9 639 53 Conservatives 67 633 54 Womansplaining 53 621 55 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 618 56 Women's Tears 37 615 57 Going Back to Work 22 607 58 Family Court 16 600 59 School Starts Too Early Bonus 9 596 60 The Homeless 80 596 61 Circumcision Apologists 59 594 62 Comply Guys 52 585 63 Testicular Torsion 19 582 64 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 582 65 Gun Control 15 576 66 Lack of Bidets 2 573 67 Sustainability 11 569 68 Rent is Too Damn High 48 554 69 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 550 70 The Death of the Dollar Menu Bonus 10 545 71 Eldercare 25 544 72 Waiting Bonus 1 543 73 Swatting 48 535 74 Media Consolidation 36 531 75 Parking Idlers 42 529 76 Pussy Cops 42 527 77 Civil Forfeiture 20 526 78 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 520 79 Empty Parking Lots 111 513 80 Political Canonizations 17 510 81 "Buy the Dip" 1 509 82 Silencing the User 16 500 83 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 500 84 Nuclear War 30 499 85 Bad Jannies 26 496 86 Boycotts of the Week 35 494 87 Corporate Bootlicking 60 493 88 Short Attention Spans 86 492 89 Fake Neurodivergence 40 490 90 Indoctrinating Children 33 487 91 The National Debt 27 482 92 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 481 93 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 481 94 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 481 95 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 476 96 Social Media 55 473 97 Animal Abuse 50 472 98 Student Debt Repayment 54 470 99 Sleep Deprivation 32 468 100 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 467 101 Live Action Anime 19 466 102 The De-Sexification of Media 71 465 103 Master Erasure 12 462 104 Two-Factor Authentication 6 457 105 Silver Alerts 6 453 106 Inventing Black Inventors 27 446 107 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 446 108 Big Leaguing 121 444 109 Plea Deals 105 443 110 Woke Unions 16 441 111 Cash Bail 18 438 112 Manliness Gurus 71 437 113 Columbus Hate 12 432 114 Picky Parkers 7 422 115 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 422 116 Theater Kids 56 422 117 George Soros District Attorneys 94 422 118 No More Comedies 37 421 119 Overly Courteous Drivers 50 420 120 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 415 121 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 414 122 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 414 123 Deadname Drama 53 414 124 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 411 125 Funko Pops 18 405 126 Blindness 22 405 127 Democracy Bonus 2 404 128 Broken Bones 25 404 129 Female Comedy Writers 54 403 130 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 403 131 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 402 132 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 401 133 Cash Register Solicitations 39 401 134 Bread Tacos 31 400 135 Onmibus Spending Bills 70 399 136 Game Journalists 50 398 137 Shorter Attention Spans 57 395 138 Wellness Checks 58 394 139 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 393 140 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 392 141 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 391 142 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 391 143 Charity Fraud 96 391 144 Common Core Math 127 391 145 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 390 146 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 385 147 Child Support 61 384 148 Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru Bonus 10 382 149 Whiny Waiters 83 379 150 Hate Hoaxes 43 378 151 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 377 152 "Love Bombing" 34 375 153 Loud Music at Bars 83 375 154 Mobile-Only Websites 52 368 155 Vito's Twitter Account 23 366 156 Food Going Bad 93 366 157 The SEC 99 366 158 Easy Mode Activists 33 363 159 Robocallers 125 363 160 Unrealistic Expectations 42 358 161 Live Service Video Games 123 357 162 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 356 163 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 356 164 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 355 165 Uninformed Voters 76 354 166 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 354 167 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 353 168 Simulation Theory 9 350 169 SSRIs 49 350 170 The Gas Stove Ban 73 350 171 Stock Market Morons 86 350 172 Throwing Your Back Out 128 350 173 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 346 174 Wil Wheaton 127 346 175 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 345 176 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 337 177 Amber Heard Supporters 44 335 178 e-Whores 72 335 179 Nocturia 94 335 180 Laws That Make You Lie 34 334 181 The Anchoring Effect 79 334 182 Keyboard Warriors 31 333 183 Bad Neighbors 110 333 184 DEI 122 333 185 Artificial Scarcity 94 332 186 Autism 64 329 187 Elon Musk 67 328 188 Reparation Retardation 82 328 189 Appealing to the Chinese Market Bonus 22 328 190 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 327 191 Adam Sessler 73 320 192 Freemium Software 127 320 193 Toxic Positivity 95 319 194 Compelled Speech 83 315 195 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 314 196 Influencer Culture 45 313 197 Freeway Protesters 46 313 198 Long Lost Lectures 13 312 199 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 311 200 Mosquitos 109 311 201 Famine 47 309 202 Snail-in Voting 92 308 203 Cops Transferring Departments 126 308 204 The Emperor's New Burn 38 302 205 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 302 206 Getting Band-Aids Wet 57 302 207 Finding the Edge on Packing Tape 62 302 208 The Female Dating Strategy Podcast 68 302 209 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 301 210 Armchair Mechanics 15 301 211 Tech Switcheroos 77 301 212 Losing Shit 91 300 213 Big Government 102 299 214 Travel Insurance 25 297 215 Contouring 79 297 216 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 296 217 Non-Drivers 100 296 218 Creepy Targeted Ads 54 295 219 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 292 220 Shitty Shippers 105 292 221 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 291 222 The Olympics 28 291 223 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 290 224 Swastika Scaries 70 290 225 Suicide Baiting 120 289 226 Chips Breaking in the Dip 128 289 227 Parasocial Relationships 90 286 228 Stan Culture 119 286 229 The Five-Day Work Week 103 284 230 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 284 231 Badly Timed Traffic Lights 66 283 232 Stranger Danger 111 282 233 Tinnitus 114 281 234 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 280 235 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 279 236 Women's Dating Advice 104 278 237 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 277 238 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 277 239 Tip Jar Takeover 75 276 240 Great Government Firewalls 84 274 241 Epstein Blue Balls 47 273 242 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 273 243 Initiating the Conversation 21 272 244 Too Many Licenses 46 272 245 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 271 246 Minimum Wageslaves 49 271 247 Missed Opportunities 77 271 248 Billionaire Bootlickers 69 270 249 The UK Government 106 269 250 Domain Squatters 17 268 251 Post Purchase Surveys 81 268 252 Living in the Ghetto 36 267 253 Effective Altruism 64 266 254 In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move 129 266 255 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 265 256 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 265 257 Awareness 98 264 258 Unlisted Prices 120 264 259 Pimples on Your Nose 110 262 260 Height Discrimination 47 261 261 Getting Sick During Time Off 66 259 262 Chump Syndrome 118 258 263 Land Acknowledgements 89 256 264 Drug Dummies 97 256 265 Space Tourists 5 255 266 The Civil Rights Act 85 255 267 Fear of Negotiating 74 254 268 Going to the Doctor 76 254 269 Graduation Speeches 93 254 270 Ignoring Driving Signals 124 254 271 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 253 272 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 253 273 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 253 274 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 252 275 Intrusive Thoughts 118 250 276 Fake Libertarians 103 249 277 Cover Charges 86 248 278 Immigration 116 248 279 Compulsive Liars 117 248 280 Drip Pricing 88 247 281 Taylor Swift 125 247 282 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 246 283 Subway Performers 88 245 284 Rickety Shit 104 245 285 Extreme Heat Events 45 244 286 Starving Artists 69 244 287 Kink Personalities 79 244 288 Philistines 58 243 289 Unnecessary Safety Warnings 63 243 290 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 243 291 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 243 292 Nude Negotiators 32 241 293 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 241 294 Making Decisions 91 241 295 The Disappointment of AI Bonus 21 240 296 Cockteasing 65 239 297 Failing to Complete an Errand 129 239 298 The Minimum Wage 4 237 299 The "u mad?" Game 73 236 300 Home Repair 124 236 301 Ticketmaster 65 234 302 Chinese Apps Bonus 22 232 303 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 229 304 People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane 64 228 305 Relying on Your Friends 87 228 306 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 228 307 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 228 308 Hustlers' Universities 122 227 309 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 225 310 "Objectively" 112 225 311 Hypocrisy 87 224 312 Thirst Traps 81 220 313 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 219 314 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 219 315 USB Cables 80 218 316 Apple Fanboys 127 218 317 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 217 318 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 217 319 Craigslist Complainers 21 216 320 Fake Transparent PNGs 130 216 321 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 215 322 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 215 323 Comics Shit Bonus 18 215 324 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 214 325 Ear Worms 29 214 326 My Bitch Realtor 89 214 327 First Ladies 122 213 328 Venue Cancellation 63 212 329 Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard 58 210 330 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 209 331 Pedo Jacketing 62 208 332 Finger Pain 10 207 333 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 207 334 Tardy Drink Refills 92 206 335 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 203 336 Train Wrecks 78 203 337 Roadside Death Shrines 36 202 338 Tight Booths 119 198 339 Seatbelt Alarms 27 197 340 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 197 341 Thoughts and Prayers 74 196 342 Women Fighting in Movies 120 196 343 Fake Death Threats 129 195 344 Christmas Truthers Bonus 11 193 345 Women in Star Wars 89 193 346 May the 4th 88 192 347 Suction Cups 43 191 348 High People Bonus 15 188 349 Activist Ice Cream 97 186 350 Vegan Donuts 131 186 351 Forced Christmas Memes Bonus 11 185 352 Fake Retirements 114 183 353 Ghost Texts 102 182 354 Side Hustles 32 181 355 Holiday Parties 69 179 356 Source Snobs 96 179 357 The Alt-Tab Death Spiral 47 178 358 Confirmation Bias 125 178 359 Stupid Awards Shows 131 178 360 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 177 361 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 177 362 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 176 363 Music Videos Disguised as Movies 61 175 364 Tiny House Propaganda 117 173 365 Seasonal Affective Disorder Bonus 11 171 366 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 171 367 The Parallel Economy 130 171 368 Zoom Exhaustion 33 170 369 Changed Passwords Not Saving 52 170 370 Sensationalism 66 169 371 Demographic Dummies 81 169 372 Texas Legal Myths 107 169 373 Intellectual Property Laws 40 168 374 Bad Candy Bonus 19 168 375 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 166 376 Going to the Dentist 70 166 377 Generation of Sexless Idiots 132 166 378 Incest Porn 32 165 379 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 165 380 Boob Truthers 109 164 381 Conservative Porn 121 163 382 Blowing your Wad Early 115 162 383 Fear of Self-Promotion 59 161 384 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 161 385 Buyer's Remorse 116 161 386 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 160 387 Idea Guys 113 159 388 Product Placement Movies 126 159 389 Premature E-Trackulation 15 155 390 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 154 391 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 154 392 LARPing PUAs 26 153 393 Stupid Food Trends 11 152 394 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 152 395 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 151 396 Burger Tribalism Bonus 10 151 397 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 151 398 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 149 399 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 148 400 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 146 401 Sponsored Hate 28 145 402 Backseat Googlers 41 145 403 Refusal to Wear the Hijab 57 145 404 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 145 405 No Flying Cars 80 144 406 Pity Party Poopers 49 141 407 Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 55 141 408 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 140 409 Not Enough Belts Bonus 23 139 410 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 138 411 Mandatory Evacuation Orders 58 135 412 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 134 413 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 132 414 3D Technology 40 131 415 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 128 416 Asexuality 34 127 417 Franchise Crossovers 62 127 418 Drunk Eating 56 125 419 Too Many Twinks Bonus 23 125 420 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 124 421 Distracted Children 130 123 422 Patting Yourself on the Back 132 123 423 Celebrity Bands 55 122 424 Enslaving Indie Directors 64 122 425 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 122 426 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 120 427 Sports-a-phobia 59 120 428 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 120 429 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 120 430 Anti-Woke Marketing 51 118 431 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 116 432 Fatwas 53 114 433 Halftime Shows 78 113 434 Smoking is Too Cool 27 111 435 Pronoun Resistance 1 110 436 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 110 437 "One More Day" Bonus 16 107 438 Elmo 127 107 439 GameStop Stock Bonus 3 106 440 Mass Shootings 112 106 441 The Biggest Problem TV Treatment Bonus 21 106 442 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 105 443 Airplane Seats 95 105 444 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 104 445 Backseat Murderers 114 104 446 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 103 447 Bryan Singer 88 102 448 Battery Corrosion 94 101 449 The Destruction of Alt Journalism 129 101 450 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 100 451 Phone Format Paste 105 100 452 Culture War Criminals 106 100 453 Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts Bonus 23 99 454 Not Getting Drugs on Halloween 61 98 455 Spoiler Nazis 36 97 456 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 95 457 The Royal "We" 103 94 458 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 94 459 Pro-Spider Propaganda 65 90 460 Bad Day Holidays 132 90 461 Fake Straights 63 88 462 Trivial Cheating 96 87 463 Chinese Lady-Bots Bonus 22 86 464 The Bud Light Boycott Bonus 21 85 465 Getting Rid of Grease 38 84 466 Online Naturalists 61 84 467 "Would" 123 84 468 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 82 469 AI Evangelists 128 80 470 Back in School Nightmares Bonus 9 79 471 The War in Gaza Bonus 21 77 472 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 75 473 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 75 474 Bible Truthers 105 74 475 Peladophobia 77 73 476 Satanic Panic 77 73 477 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 72 478 Authentic Chinese Food Bonus 22 72 479 Prison Abuse 128 71 480 Missing McDonald's Breakfast Bonus 10 67 481 Free Market Haters 82 67 482 Community Detachment 80 66 483 Shared Universes Bonus 18 66 484 Rough Teeth 107 65 485 "no" Autocorrect 60 61 486 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 56 487 Virtual Restaurant Brands 23 55 488 Game Stop 110 55 489 Star Wars Reviews Bonus 6 54 490 OCD Toasters 13 53 491 Fake 2D Animation 38 53 492 Kid Christmas Pageants 21 51 493 Accidental Screen Shares 129 50 494 Bluetooth 40 49 495 Sobering Up Before You Pass Out 53 48 496 The War on Whiteface 56 48 497 Nazis are Too Cool 85 48 498 Military Suicides 56 44 499 Shitty Slow Motion 16 43 500 Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween Bonus 19 42 501 Not Enough Leftovers 116 39 502 Hippie Thanksgiving 66 38 503 Event Wristbands 45 37 504 Ewok Hate Bonus 6 35 505 Bodegas 46 34 506 Not Biggest Problem Merch 108 33 507 The Sex Offender Registry 126 22 508 Sober October 109 21 509 Too Many Asians at Costco 123 21 510 Magical Teenagers Bonus 23 17 511 Arizona Inflation 90 12 512 Sour Grapes 24 9 513 The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month 92 7 514 Fortnite 98 6 515 Halloweenies 109 6 516 Flip Flops Breaking 30 4 517 Holiday Decorations 62 2 518 VR Chat 51 -4 519 Filet O'Fish Disrespecters 99 -5 520 Social Media Disinformation 115 -7 521 The Chinese Death Penalty Bonus 22 -7 522 Politeness Words 23 -12 523 Death of the Toy Industry Bonus 20 -13 524 Multiverse Haters Bonus 18 -15 525 Macho Weathermen 11 -18 526 Max Gibson Bonus 5 -20 527 Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day 82 -20 528 Nextdoor Apps 117 -22 529 Jersey Burning 63 -25 530 Transphobia 83 -29 531 People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel 112 -30 532 Boring Sports Uniforms 57 -35 533 Bad Blood 67 -38 534 Vladimir Putin 30 -39 535 Algorithm Generated Merchandise 51 -39 536 Pun Halloween Costumes Bonus 19 -39 537 Slow Cancer 65 -41 538 Work Holiday Parties 118 -41 539 Counting Dead Kids 110 -42 540 Missing the Return Date on Gifts Bonus 11 -43 541 Blockbuster Nostalgia 69 -43 542 The Chinese Zodiac Bonus 22 -44 543 Abandoning American Citizens Abroad 123 -48 544 Seatbelt Laws 85 -49 545 Occupational Stereotypes 50 -50 546 Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia Bonus 21 -53 547 National Parks 132 -54 548 Hour-Long TV Shows 122 -55 549 Watching a Man Drown 104 -57 550 Legalizing Weed Bonus 15 -59 551 Mugshot Envy 103 -59 552 Cripp Daddy Dying Bonus 21 -59 553 Branded Buttons 23 -60 554 Secession Fantasies Bonus 18 -62 555 Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8 Bonus 23 -62 556 Very Special Episodes 91 -66 557 Crack 28 -67 558 Anti-Woke Politicians Bonus 12 -67 559 Mass Shooter Lotto 84 -72 560 Games Inside of Games Bonus 23 -73 561 AI Psychology Podcasts 75 -79 562 American Privilege 118 -81 563 Assisted Suicide Haters 128 -82 564 Unqualified Applicants 114 -83 565 Local Businesses 29 -85 566 Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant 111 -86 567 Derivative Dummies 124 -86 568 Costume Culture Complainers Complainers Bonus 19 -88 569 Black Israelites 63 -98 570 "The Bonus Hole" 106 -99 571 Too Long of Media 24 -100 572 Homophobia Bonus 7 -100 573 Not Enough McNugget Buddies Bonus 19 -101 574 Chinese Housing Crisis Bonus 22 -103 575 Discontinued Food Fakeouts 50 -104 576 NFT Haters 95 -105 577 Pissphobes 84 -106 578 Fake Fly-Open Shorts 98 -106 579 Parental Wisdom 93 -107 580 Black History Month is Disorganized Bonus 13 -109 581 The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier Bonus 23 -110 582 Gamers 100 -112 583 Bad Snaps 125 -112 584 $1,000 Posters 87 -114 585 The Barbie Movie 101 -118 586 The National Anthem Bonus 8 -119 587 Too Much Bruce Wayne Bonus 5 -121 588 Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous 130 -122 589 The Invasion of Ukraine Bonus 12 -123 590 Block Babies 102 -125 591 Private Wi-Fis 126 -125 592 Different Races Bonus 4 -131 593 Nostalgia 64 111 -140 594 The Ocean Bonus 17 -141 595 Fan Entitlement 70 -142 596 Home Alone 2 Bonus 20 -143 597 The Black/White Test Score Gap 96 -147 598 The Clone High Reboot Sucked Bonus 21 -147 599 Silverware Scraping on Plates 97 -152 600 Semaglutide / Ozempic 92 -155 601 Santa Purists Bonus 20 -158 602 Public Urination Laws 14 -170 603 Fake-Out Sprite Bonus 10 -178 604 Fast Food Face Grease 124 -178 605 Mariah Carey Haters Bonus 11 -179 606 Being Afraid to Show Sympathy 102 -181 607 Surrogacy Haters 119 -187 608 Kink Shaming 35 -190 609 Google Doodle Dummies 86 -190 610 No Black Toads Bonus 14 -194 611 Mario 2 Bonus 14 -198 612 The Production Quality of Amateur Porn 100 -198 613 Shoulder Nipples 71 -199 614 Fingernail Piles 121 -211 615 Canon Cops 43 -219 616 Not Supporting Black Businesses 48 -236 617 Italian Face Bonus 14 -240 618 Too Many Hitler Movies 99 -247 619 False False Flags 72 -251 620 Jewish Conspiracies 101 -257 621 Disability Discrimination 35 -269 622 Fear of Drag Bonus 7 -270 623 The American Flag Bonus 8 -277 624 Email 60 -282 625 Not Enough Seanies 39 -286 626 Night Pooping 94 -315 627 Seed Oil Disrespecters 37 -320 628 Ratchet Straps 54 -327 629 Overworked Manga Artists 131 -340 630 Evolution 48 -341 631 Futurama Fans 31 -344 632 The Twins Losing Bonus 8 -351 633 The Movie Theater Experience 22 -352 634 Anti-Semitism 60 -373 635 Cum 71 -412 636 Hitler 68 -445 637 French Fries Bonus 10 -652 638 "You Voted For This" 25 -779 639 The Capital Riots Bonus 3 -909 640 Fear of a Black Elf 29 -923 641 Puppets 7 -1178 642 Presidential Gas Gripers 6 -1229 643 COVID Deniers 5 -1787