2023 Problems

2023 Problems

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 653
2 The Homeless 80 636
3 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 573
4 Empty Parking Lots 111 527
5 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 519
6 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 512
7 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 507
8 Short Attention Spans 86 506
9 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 481
10 Big Leaguing 121 463
11 Plea Deals 105 462
12 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 447
13 George Soros District Attorneys 94 436
14 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 427
15 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 416
16 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 414
17 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 411
18 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 411
19 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 406
20 Charity Fraud 96 399
21 Loud Music at Bars 83 388
22 Whiny Waiters 83 386
23 Food Going Bad 93 376
24 The SEC 99 375
25 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 372
26 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 369
27 Uninformed Voters 76 368
28 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 360
29 Stock Market Morons 86 358
30 The Gas Stove Ban 73 353
31 e-Whores 72 348
32 Artificial Scarcity 94 347
33 Bad Neighbors 110 346
34 The Anchoring Effect 79 342
35 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 341
36 Nocturia 94 341
37 Reparation Retardation 82 341
38 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 337
39 Adam Sessler 73 337
40 Toxic Positivity 95 332
41 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 329
42 Mosquitos 109 326
43 Compelled Speech 83 324
44 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 318
45 Snail-in Voting 92 316
46 Losing Shit 91 315
47 Big Government 102 312
48 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 309
49 Tech Switcheroos 77 308
50 Non-Drivers 100 306
51 Contouring 79 305
52 Suicide Baiting 120 303
53 Shitty Shippers 105 302
54 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 301
55 Stan Culture 119 296
56 The Five-Day Work Week 103 296
57 Parasocial Relationships 90 292
58 Tinnitus 114 290
59 Tip Jar Takeover 75 289
60 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 289
61 Women's Dating Advice 104 289
62 Stranger Danger 111 288
63 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 287
64 Great Government Firewalls 84 286
65 Missed Opportunities 77 286
66 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 286
67 The UK Government 106 282
68 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 281
69 Post Purchase Surveys 81 278
70 Unlisted Prices 120 276
71 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 274
72 Awareness 98 273
73 Pimples on Your Nose 110 271
74 Chump Syndrome 118 270
75 Drug Dummies 97 268
76 Land Acknowledgements 89 267
77 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 264
78 Graduation Speeches 93 264
79 Fear of Negotiating 74 264
80 The Civil Rights Act 85 261
81 Compulsive Liars 117 261
82 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 260
83 Going to the Doctor 76 260
84 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 259
85 Intrusive Thoughts 118 259
86 Fake Libertarians 103 258
87 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 258
88 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 258
89 Rickety Shit 104 256
90 Cover Charges 86 256
91 Immigration 116 254
92 Drip Pricing 88 254
93 Subway Performers 88 253
94 Making Decisions 91 251
95 Kink Personalities 79 250
96 The "u mad?" Game 73 249
97 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 249
98 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 246
99 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 239
100 Relying on Your Friends 87 238
101 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 237
102 "Objectively" 112 235
103 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 232
104 Hypocrisy 87 230
105 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 228
106 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 228
107 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 225
108 USB Cables 80 224
109 Thirst Traps 81 223
110 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 221
111 My Bitch Realtor 89 221
112 Comics Shit Bonus 18 219
113 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 218
114 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 214
115 Tardy Drink Refills 92 211
116 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 211
117 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 211
118 Train Wrecks 78 210
119 Women in Star Wars 89 203
120 Thoughts and Prayers 74 202
121 Women Fighting in Movies 120 202
122 Tight Booths 119 201
123 May the 4th 88 200
124 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 198
125 Activist Ice Cream 97 195
126 High People Bonus 15 192
127 Fake Retirements 114 188
128 Ghost Texts 102 186
129 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 183
130 Source Snobs 96 182
131 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 178
132 Tiny House Propaganda 117 178
133 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 174
134 Texas Legal Myths 107 174
135 Demographic Dummies 81 173
136 Bad Candy Bonus 19 173
137 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 172
138 Boob Truthers 109 172
139 Conservative Porn 121 168
140 Idea Guys 113 167
141 Buyer's Remorse 116 167
142 Blowing your Wad Early 115 166
143 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 165
144 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 164
145 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 159
146 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 156
147 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 154
148 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 149
149 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 148
150 No Flying Cars 80 146
151 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 145
152 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 139
153 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 131
154 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 129
155 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 127
156 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 127
157 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 121
158 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 120
159 Halftime Shows 78 118
160 Mass Shootings 112 114
161 Battery Corrosion 94 107
162 "One More Day" Bonus 16 107
163 Airplane Seats 95 107
164 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 106
165 Backseat Murderers 114 106
166 Bryan Singer 88 105
167 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 105
168 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 104
169 Culture War Criminals 106 102
170 The Royal "We" 103 102
171 Phone Format Paste 105 101
172 Trivial Cheating 96 91
173 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 91
174 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 85
175 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 79
176 Bible Truthers 105 74
177 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 73
178 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 71
179 Peladophobia 77 71
180 Satanic Panic 77 70
181 Rough Teeth 107 69
182 Shared Universes Bonus 18 67
183 Community Detachment 80 66
184 Free Market Haters 82 65
185 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 58
186 Game Stop 110 55
187 Nazis are Too Cool 85 46
188 Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween Bonus 19 45
189 Not Enough Leftovers 116 40
190 Sober October 109 33
191 Not Biggest Problem Merch 108 31
192 The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month 92 14
193 Arizona Inflation 90 14
194 Fortnite 98 7
195 Halloweenies 109 4
196 Filet O'Fish Disrespecters 99 -1
197 Social Media Disinformation 115 -9
198 Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day 82 -10
199 Multiverse Haters Bonus 18 -13
200 Death of the Toy Industry Bonus 20 -14
201 Nextdoor Apps 117 -24
202 Pun Halloween Costumes Bonus 19 -33
203 Work Holiday Parties 118 -37
204 People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel 112 -39
205 Counting Dead Kids 110 -43
206 Seatbelt Laws 85 -43
207 Mugshot Envy 103 -47
208 Transphobia 83 -47
209 Watching a Man Drown 104 -56
210 Legalizing Weed Bonus 15 -62
211 Very Special Episodes 91 -63
212 Secession Fantasies Bonus 18 -63
213 Anti-Woke Politicians Bonus 12 -70
214 Mass Shooter Lotto 84 -77
215 Unqualified Applicants 114 -80
216 AI Psychology Podcasts 75 -81
217 Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant 111 -85
218 American Privilege 118 -87
219 Costume Culture Complainers Complainers Bonus 19 -93
220 "The Bonus Hole" 106 -101
221 Not Enough McNugget Buddies Bonus 19 -105
222 Gamers 100 -107
223 Fake Fly-Open Shorts 98 -107
224 Pissphobes 84 -109
225 $1,000 Posters 87 -110
226 Parental Wisdom 93 -111
227 Black History Month is Disorganized Bonus 13 -111
228 NFT Haters 95 -114
229 The Barbie Movie 101 -116
230 The Invasion of Ukraine Bonus 12 -122
231 Block Babies 102 -124
232 The Ocean Bonus 17 -139
233 Nostalgia 64 111 -139
234 The Black/White Test Score Gap 96 -145
235 Home Alone 2 Bonus 20 -147
236 Silverware Scraping on Plates 97 -149
237 Semaglutide / Ozempic 92 -157
238 Santa Purists Bonus 20 -159
239 Being Afraid to Show Sympathy 102 -178
240 Surrogacy Haters 119 -189
241 Google Doodle Dummies 86 -192
242 The Production Quality of Amateur Porn 100 -195
243 No Black Toads Bonus 14 -197
244 Mario 2 Bonus 14 -204
245 Fingernail Piles 121 -219
246 Italian Face Bonus 14 -246
247 False False Flags 72 -251
248 Too Many Hitler Movies 99 -256
249 Jewish Conspiracies 101 -265
250 Night Pooping 94 -309