2023 Problems

2023 Problems

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 699
2 The Homeless 80 685
3 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 601
4 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 558
5 Empty Parking Lots 111 539
6 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 539
7 Short Attention Spans 86 532
8 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 516
9 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 483
10 Big Leaguing 121 479
11 Plea Deals 105 477
12 George Soros District Attorneys 94 448
13 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 447
14 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 438
15 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 435
16 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 433
17 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 431
18 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 420
19 Charity Fraud 96 416
20 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 411
21 Loud Music at Bars 83 396
22 Whiny Waiters 83 395
23 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 392
24 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 388
25 Food Going Bad 93 386
26 The SEC 99 384
27 Uninformed Voters 76 382
28 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 367
29 Stock Market Morons 86 366
30 The Gas Stove Ban 73 360
31 Artificial Scarcity 94 360
32 Bad Neighbors 110 359
33 e-Whores 72 356
34 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 354
35 Reparation Retardation 82 351
36 Nocturia 94 343
37 The Anchoring Effect 79 342
38 Mosquitos 109 342
39 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 340
40 Toxic Positivity 95 339
41 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 339
42 Adam Sessler 73 335
43 Compelled Speech 83 335
44 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 333
45 Losing Shit 91 329
46 Big Government 102 324
47 Snail-in Voting 92 323
48 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 320
49 Non-Drivers 100 319
50 Tech Switcheroos 77 315
51 Suicide Baiting 120 314
52 Shitty Shippers 105 311
53 Contouring 79 310
54 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 309
55 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 304
56 Women's Dating Advice 104 304
57 The Five-Day Work Week 103 304
58 Tinnitus 114 304
59 Stan Culture 119 303
60 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 302
61 Missed Opportunities 77 298
62 Tip Jar Takeover 75 298
63 Parasocial Relationships 90 297
64 Great Government Firewalls 84 294
65 The UK Government 106 293
66 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 291
67 Unlisted Prices 120 289
68 Stranger Danger 111 289
69 Pimples on Your Nose 110 280
70 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 280
71 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 280
72 Post Purchase Surveys 81 279
73 Chump Syndrome 118 279
74 Drug Dummies 97 277
75 Awareness 98 276
76 Intrusive Thoughts 118 273
77 Fear of Negotiating 74 272
78 Land Acknowledgements 89 271
79 Compulsive Liars 117 270
80 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 270
81 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 269
82 Fake Libertarians 103 268
83 The Civil Rights Act 85 267
84 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 266
85 Going to the Doctor 76 265
86 Rickety Shit 104 265
87 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 264
88 Graduation Speeches 93 263
89 Immigration 116 261
90 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 261
91 Drip Pricing 88 260
92 Cover Charges 86 260
93 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 258
94 Kink Personalities 79 257
95 Making Decisions 91 256
96 The "u mad?" Game 73 254
97 Subway Performers 88 253
98 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 247
99 Relying on Your Friends 87 243
100 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 242
101 "Objectively" 112 241
102 Hypocrisy 87 241
103 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 240
104 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 240
105 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 239
106 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 236
107 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 236
108 USB Cables 80 231
109 Thirst Traps 81 229
110 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 229
111 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 225
112 Comics Shit Bonus 18 224
113 My Bitch Realtor 89 222
114 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 220
115 Tardy Drink Refills 92 218
116 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 217
117 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 217
118 Train Wrecks 78 215
119 Women Fighting in Movies 120 210
120 Women in Star Wars 89 207
121 Thoughts and Prayers 74 206
122 May the 4th 88 205
123 Tight Booths 119 203
124 High People Bonus 15 203
125 Activist Ice Cream 97 201
126 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 199
127 Fake Retirements 114 196
128 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 191
129 Ghost Texts 102 190
130 Source Snobs 96 185
131 Tiny House Propaganda 117 184
132 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 182
133 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 180
134 Boob Truthers 109 180
135 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 179
136 Bad Candy Bonus 19 178
137 Texas Legal Myths 107 178
138 Demographic Dummies 81 176
139 Idea Guys 113 172
140 Buyer's Remorse 116 171
141 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 171
142 Blowing your Wad Early 115 170
143 Conservative Porn 121 169
144 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 166
145 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 165
146 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 164
147 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 158
148 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 157
149 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 151
150 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 148
151 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 145
152 No Flying Cars 80 145
153 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 136
154 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 133
155 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 133
156 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 130
157 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 126
158 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 123
159 Halftime Shows 78 122
160 Mass Shootings 112 121
161 The Royal "We" 103 117
162 Airplane Seats 95 112
163 Battery Corrosion 94 112
164 Backseat Murderers 114 111
165 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 108
166 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 108
167 Phone Format Paste 105 107
168 "One More Day" Bonus 16 106
169 Culture War Criminals 106 105
170 Bryan Singer 88 105
171 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 104
172 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 97
173 Trivial Cheating 96 96
174 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 90
175 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 82
176 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 79
177 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 74
178 Free Market Haters 82 72
179 Bible Truthers 105 71
180 Peladophobia 77 70
181 Satanic Panic 77 70
182 Rough Teeth 107 70
183 Community Detachment 80 68
184 Shared Universes Bonus 18 66
185 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 65
186 Game Stop 110 58
187 Nazis are Too Cool 85 49
188 Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween Bonus 19 49
189 Not Enough Leftovers 116 43
190 Sober October 109 37
191 Not Biggest Problem Merch 108 34
192 The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month 92 24
193 Fortnite 98 19
194 Arizona Inflation 90 15
195 Filet O'Fish Disrespecters 99 -1
196 Halloweenies 109 -3
197 Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day 82 -3
198 Social Media Disinformation 115 -5
199 Death of the Toy Industry Bonus 20 -5
200 Multiverse Haters Bonus 18 -14
201 Nextdoor Apps 117 -21
202 Work Holiday Parties 118 -32
203 Pun Halloween Costumes Bonus 19 -34
204 Seatbelt Laws 85 -39
205 Counting Dead Kids 110 -41
206 People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel 112 -41
207 Mugshot Envy 103 -49
208 Transphobia 83 -49
209 Watching a Man Drown 104 -55
210 Very Special Episodes 91 -58
211 Secession Fantasies Bonus 18 -66
212 Legalizing Weed Bonus 15 -68
213 Anti-Woke Politicians Bonus 12 -70
214 Mass Shooter Lotto 84 -77
215 Unqualified Applicants 114 -78
216 AI Psychology Podcasts 75 -79
217 Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant 111 -79
218 American Privilege 118 -92
219 Costume Culture Complainers Complainers Bonus 19 -95
220 "The Bonus Hole" 106 -100
221 Gamers 100 -106
222 Fake Fly-Open Shorts 98 -106
223 $1,000 Posters 87 -107
224 Not Enough McNugget Buddies Bonus 19 -108
225 Black History Month is Disorganized Bonus 13 -110
226 Pissphobes 84 -110
227 Parental Wisdom 93 -112
228 The Barbie Movie 101 -115
229 NFT Haters 95 -116
230 The Invasion of Ukraine Bonus 12 -117
231 Block Babies 102 -125
232 Silverware Scraping on Plates 97 -142
233 Nostalgia 64 111 -143
234 The Ocean Bonus 17 -148
235 The Black/White Test Score Gap 96 -149
236 Home Alone 2 Bonus 20 -153
237 Semaglutide / Ozempic 92 -154
238 Santa Purists Bonus 20 -160
239 Being Afraid to Show Sympathy 102 -176
240 Google Doodle Dummies 86 -194
241 Surrogacy Haters 119 -198
242 The Production Quality of Amateur Porn 100 -199
243 Mario 2 Bonus 14 -201
244 No Black Toads Bonus 14 -202
245 Fingernail Piles 121 -222
246 Italian Face Bonus 14 -248
247 False False Flags 72 -249
248 Too Many Hitler Movies 99 -264
249 Jewish Conspiracies 101 -285
250 Night Pooping 94 -309