2023 Problems

2023 Problems

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 637
2 The Homeless 80 617
3 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 561
4 Empty Parking Lots 111 522
5 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 521
6 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 507
7 Short Attention Spans 86 500
8 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 491
9 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 482
10 Plea Deals 105 451
11 Big Leaguing 121 451
12 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 446
13 George Soros District Attorneys 94 428
14 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 420
15 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 412
16 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 411
17 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 405
18 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 401
19 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 399
20 Charity Fraud 96 393
21 Whiny Waiters 83 382
22 Loud Music at Bars 83 382
23 The SEC 99 370
24 Food Going Bad 93 370
25 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 364
26 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 360
27 Uninformed Voters 76 359
28 The Gas Stove Ban 73 354
29 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 352
30 Stock Market Morons 86 352
31 e-Whores 72 342
32 Artificial Scarcity 94 339
33 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 338
34 Nocturia 94 338
35 Bad Neighbors 110 338
36 The Anchoring Effect 79 338
37 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 333
38 Adam Sessler 73 333
39 Reparation Retardation 82 332
40 Toxic Positivity 95 324
41 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 320
42 Compelled Speech 83 320
43 Mosquitos 109 318
44 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 315
45 Snail-in Voting 92 312
46 Losing Shit 91 308
47 Big Government 102 306
48 Tech Switcheroos 77 303
49 Non-Drivers 100 302
50 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 301
51 Contouring 79 300
52 Suicide Baiting 120 295
53 Shitty Shippers 105 294
54 Stan Culture 119 292
55 Parasocial Relationships 90 292
56 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 291
57 The Five-Day Work Week 103 290
58 Tinnitus 114 287
59 Stranger Danger 111 286
60 Women's Dating Advice 104 283
61 Great Government Firewalls 84 282
62 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 282
63 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 281
64 Tip Jar Takeover 75 280
65 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 279
66 Missed Opportunities 77 277
67 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 277
68 The UK Government 106 274
69 Post Purchase Surveys 81 273
70 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 270
71 Unlisted Prices 120 269
72 Awareness 98 268
73 Pimples on Your Nose 110 266
74 Chump Syndrome 118 264
75 Land Acknowledgements 89 262
76 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 259
77 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 259
78 Going to the Doctor 76 259
79 Graduation Speeches 93 258
80 The Civil Rights Act 85 258
81 Fear of Negotiating 74 258
82 Drug Dummies 97 258
83 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 257
84 Intrusive Thoughts 118 255
85 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 255
86 Cover Charges 86 253
87 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 253
88 Compulsive Liars 117 253
89 Fake Libertarians 103 252
90 Immigration 116 251
91 Drip Pricing 88 251
92 Rickety Shit 104 250
93 Subway Performers 88 249
94 Kink Personalities 79 249
95 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 248
96 Making Decisions 91 243
97 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 243
98 The "u mad?" Game 73 242
99 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 235
100 Relying on Your Friends 87 233
101 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 233
102 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 231
103 "Objectively" 112 230
104 Hypocrisy 87 227
105 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 223
106 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 223
107 Thirst Traps 81 223
108 USB Cables 80 223
109 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 222
110 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 220
111 Comics Shit Bonus 18 218
112 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 218
113 My Bitch Realtor 89 216
114 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 215
115 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 210
116 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 207
117 Train Wrecks 78 207
118 Tardy Drink Refills 92 206
119 Women in Star Wars 89 200
120 Women Fighting in Movies 120 200
121 Thoughts and Prayers 74 197
122 Tight Booths 119 197
123 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 197
124 May the 4th 88 196
125 Activist Ice Cream 97 190
126 High People Bonus 15 190
127 Fake Retirements 114 184
128 Ghost Texts 102 183
129 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 180
130 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 179
131 Source Snobs 96 179
132 Tiny House Propaganda 117 176
133 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 172
134 Demographic Dummies 81 171
135 Texas Legal Myths 107 171
136 Bad Candy Bonus 19 170
137 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 169
138 Boob Truthers 109 167
139 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 164
140 Blowing your Wad Early 115 164
141 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 163
142 Buyer's Remorse 116 163
143 Conservative Porn 121 162
144 Idea Guys 113 161
145 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 157
146 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 155
147 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 154
148 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 150
149 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 148
150 No Flying Cars 80 144
151 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 140
152 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 138
153 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 133
154 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 126
155 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 125
156 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 125
157 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 120
158 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 118
159 Halftime Shows 78 115
160 Mass Shootings 112 108
161 Airplane Seats 95 107
162 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 106
163 "One More Day" Bonus 16 105
164 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 104
165 Bryan Singer 88 104
166 Battery Corrosion 94 104
167 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 103
168 Backseat Murderers 114 103
169 Phone Format Paste 105 102
170 Culture War Criminals 106 101
171 The Royal "We" 103 98
172 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 93
173 Trivial Cheating 96 88
174 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 82
175 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 75
176 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 75
177 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 73
178 Peladophobia 77 72
179 Satanic Panic 77 71
180 Bible Truthers 105 71
181 Rough Teeth 107 67
182 Shared Universes Bonus 18 67
183 Community Detachment 80 67
184 Free Market Haters 82 65
185 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 56
186 Game Stop 110 56
187 Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween Bonus 19 46
188 Nazis are Too Cool 85 46
189 Not Enough Leftovers 116 39
190 Not Biggest Problem Merch 108 34
191 Sober October 109 25
192 Arizona Inflation 90 15
193 The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month 92 10
194 Fortnite 98 6
195 Halloweenies 109 4
196 Filet O'Fish Disrespecters 99 -1
197 Social Media Disinformation 115 -10
198 Death of the Toy Industry Bonus 20 -13
199 Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day 82 -16
200 Multiverse Haters Bonus 18 -16
201 Nextdoor Apps 117 -23
202 People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel 112 -31
203 Pun Halloween Costumes Bonus 19 -37
204 Transphobia 83 -39
205 Work Holiday Parties 118 -40
206 Counting Dead Kids 110 -44
207 Seatbelt Laws 85 -46
208 Watching a Man Drown 104 -57
209 Mugshot Envy 103 -59
210 Legalizing Weed Bonus 15 -60
211 Secession Fantasies Bonus 18 -63
212 Very Special Episodes 91 -65
213 Anti-Woke Politicians Bonus 12 -69
214 Mass Shooter Lotto 84 -76
215 AI Psychology Podcasts 75 -80
216 Unqualified Applicants 114 -83
217 Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant 111 -83
218 American Privilege 118 -85
219 Costume Culture Complainers Complainers Bonus 19 -91
220 "The Bonus Hole" 106 -101
221 Not Enough McNugget Buddies Bonus 19 -102
222 Fake Fly-Open Shorts 98 -106
223 Pissphobes 84 -106
224 NFT Haters 95 -109
225 Parental Wisdom 93 -112
226 Black History Month is Disorganized Bonus 13 -112
227 Gamers 100 -114
228 $1,000 Posters 87 -114
229 The Barbie Movie 101 -119
230 The Invasion of Ukraine Bonus 12 -122
231 Block Babies 102 -127
232 The Ocean Bonus 17 -140
233 Nostalgia 64 111 -141
234 The Black/White Test Score Gap 96 -146
235 Home Alone 2 Bonus 20 -147
236 Silverware Scraping on Plates 97 -148
237 Semaglutide / Ozempic 92 -155
238 Santa Purists Bonus 20 -160
239 Being Afraid to Show Sympathy 102 -180
240 Surrogacy Haters 119 -190
241 Google Doodle Dummies 86 -192
242 The Production Quality of Amateur Porn 100 -194
243 No Black Toads Bonus 14 -197
244 Mario 2 Bonus 14 -201
245 Fingernail Piles 121 -216
246 Italian Face Bonus 14 -243
247 False False Flags 72 -252
248 Too Many Hitler Movies 99 -254
249 Jewish Conspiracies 101 -262
250 Night Pooping 94 -310