2023 Problems

2023 Problems

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 687
2 The Homeless 80 669
3 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 596
4 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 542
5 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 533
6 Empty Parking Lots 111 532
7 Short Attention Spans 86 522
8 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 516
9 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 480
10 Plea Deals 105 476
11 Big Leaguing 121 476
12 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 448
13 George Soros District Attorneys 94 447
14 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 432
15 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 431
16 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 428
17 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 424
18 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 417
19 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 415
20 Charity Fraud 96 411
21 Loud Music at Bars 83 394
22 Whiny Waiters 83 393
23 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 386
24 The SEC 99 385
25 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 385
26 Food Going Bad 93 383
27 Uninformed Voters 76 379
28 Stock Market Morons 86 364
29 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 362
30 The Gas Stove Ban 73 360
31 Artificial Scarcity 94 356
32 Bad Neighbors 110 354
33 e-Whores 72 353
34 Reparation Retardation 82 351
35 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 349
36 Nocturia 94 346
37 The Anchoring Effect 79 344
38 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 343
39 Mosquitos 109 339
40 Toxic Positivity 95 337
41 Adam Sessler 73 336
42 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 335
43 Compelled Speech 83 331
44 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 327
45 Snail-in Voting 92 324
46 Losing Shit 91 323
47 Big Government 102 322
48 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 317
49 Non-Drivers 100 315
50 Tech Switcheroos 77 313
51 Shitty Shippers 105 309
52 Contouring 79 308
53 Suicide Baiting 120 308
54 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 306
55 Women's Dating Advice 104 304
56 Stan Culture 119 300
57 The Five-Day Work Week 103 300
58 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 298
59 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 297
60 Tinnitus 114 296
61 Tip Jar Takeover 75 294
62 Parasocial Relationships 90 294
63 The UK Government 106 293
64 Missed Opportunities 77 293
65 Great Government Firewalls 84 293
66 Stranger Danger 111 290
67 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 287
68 Unlisted Prices 120 284
69 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 283
70 Post Purchase Surveys 81 278
71 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 277
72 Awareness 98 276
73 Pimples on Your Nose 110 275
74 Chump Syndrome 118 274
75 Drug Dummies 97 271
76 Land Acknowledgements 89 270
77 Fear of Negotiating 74 269
78 Compulsive Liars 117 268
79 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 268
80 The Civil Rights Act 85 268
81 Intrusive Thoughts 118 266
82 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 266
83 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 265
84 Fake Libertarians 103 265
85 Graduation Speeches 93 264
86 Going to the Doctor 76 263
87 Rickety Shit 104 263
88 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 263
89 Immigration 116 261
90 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 261
91 Drip Pricing 88 259
92 Cover Charges 86 259
93 Subway Performers 88 254
94 Making Decisions 91 254
95 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 254
96 Kink Personalities 79 254
97 The "u mad?" Game 73 252
98 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 249
99 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 242
100 Relying on Your Friends 87 241
101 "Objectively" 112 240
102 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 239
103 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 238
104 Hypocrisy 87 236
105 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 234
106 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 233
107 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 233
108 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 229
109 Thirst Traps 81 228
110 USB Cables 80 227
111 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 223
112 My Bitch Realtor 89 223
113 Comics Shit Bonus 18 223
114 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 220
115 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 216
116 Tardy Drink Refills 92 216
117 Train Wrecks 78 213
118 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 212
119 Women Fighting in Movies 120 209
120 Women in Star Wars 89 209
121 Thoughts and Prayers 74 205
122 May the 4th 88 203
123 Tight Booths 119 202
124 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 202
125 High People Bonus 15 201
126 Activist Ice Cream 97 200
127 Fake Retirements 114 192
128 Ghost Texts 102 189
129 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 188
130 Source Snobs 96 186
131 Tiny House Propaganda 117 182
132 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 182
133 Texas Legal Myths 107 178
134 Boob Truthers 109 178
135 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 176
136 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 176
137 Bad Candy Bonus 19 175
138 Demographic Dummies 81 174
139 Idea Guys 113 172
140 Conservative Porn 121 169
141 Buyer's Remorse 116 169
142 Blowing your Wad Early 115 169
143 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 168
144 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 166
145 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 164
146 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 161
147 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 156
148 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 153
149 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 149
150 No Flying Cars 80 148
151 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 147
152 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 143
153 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 136
154 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 132
155 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 131
156 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 129
157 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 124
158 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 122
159 Halftime Shows 78 119
160 Mass Shootings 112 117
161 The Royal "We" 103 112
162 Airplane Seats 95 111
163 Battery Corrosion 94 110
164 Backseat Murderers 114 109
165 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 107
166 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 106
167 Phone Format Paste 105 106
168 Bryan Singer 88 106
169 "One More Day" Bonus 16 105
170 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 104
171 Culture War Criminals 106 104
172 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 93
173 Trivial Cheating 96 93
174 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 90
175 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 79
176 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 77
177 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 72
178 Peladophobia 77 71
179 Bible Truthers 105 71
180 Free Market Haters 82 71
181 Rough Teeth 107 69
182 Satanic Panic 77 68
183 Community Detachment 80 68
184 Shared Universes Bonus 18 66
185 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 63
186 Game Stop 110 58
187 Nazis are Too Cool 85 48
188 Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween Bonus 19 47
189 Not Enough Leftovers 116 41
190 Not Biggest Problem Merch 108 36
191 Sober October 109 33
192 The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month 92 20
193 Arizona Inflation 90 12
194 Fortnite 98 11
195 Halloweenies 109 1
196 Filet O'Fish Disrespecters 99 -3
197 Social Media Disinformation 115 -4
198 Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day 82 -5
199 Death of the Toy Industry Bonus 20 -8
200 Multiverse Haters Bonus 18 -14
201 Nextdoor Apps 117 -22
202 Work Holiday Parties 118 -33
203 Pun Halloween Costumes Bonus 19 -36
204 Seatbelt Laws 85 -40
205 People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel 112 -41
206 Counting Dead Kids 110 -42
207 Mugshot Envy 103 -47
208 Transphobia 83 -51
209 Watching a Man Drown 104 -56
210 Very Special Episodes 91 -60
211 Secession Fantasies Bonus 18 -66
212 Legalizing Weed Bonus 15 -67
213 Anti-Woke Politicians Bonus 12 -71
214 Mass Shooter Lotto 84 -78
215 AI Psychology Podcasts 75 -79
216 Unqualified Applicants 114 -80
217 Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant 111 -82
218 American Privilege 118 -91
219 Costume Culture Complainers Complainers Bonus 19 -97
220 "The Bonus Hole" 106 -103
221 Fake Fly-Open Shorts 98 -108
222 Gamers 100 -109
223 $1,000 Posters 87 -109
224 Pissphobes 84 -110
225 Not Enough McNugget Buddies Bonus 19 -110
226 Black History Month is Disorganized Bonus 13 -111
227 Parental Wisdom 93 -112
228 NFT Haters 95 -114
229 The Barbie Movie 101 -116
230 The Invasion of Ukraine Bonus 12 -118
231 Block Babies 102 -125
232 Nostalgia 64 111 -142
233 The Ocean Bonus 17 -145
234 Silverware Scraping on Plates 97 -146
235 The Black/White Test Score Gap 96 -150
236 Home Alone 2 Bonus 20 -150
237 Semaglutide / Ozempic 92 -153
238 Santa Purists Bonus 20 -159
239 Being Afraid to Show Sympathy 102 -177
240 Google Doodle Dummies 86 -196
241 Surrogacy Haters 119 -197
242 The Production Quality of Amateur Porn 100 -199
243 No Black Toads Bonus 14 -201
244 Mario 2 Bonus 14 -202
245 Fingernail Piles 121 -224
246 Italian Face Bonus 14 -247
247 False False Flags 72 -251
248 Too Many Hitler Movies 99 -260
249 Jewish Conspiracies 101 -277
250 Night Pooping 94 -311