2023 Problems

2023 Problems

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 611
2 The Homeless 80 584
3 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 535
4 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 525
5 Empty Parking Lots 111 512
6 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 489
7 Short Attention Spans 86 488
8 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 487
9 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 472
10 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 445
11 Big Leaguing 121 438
12 Plea Deals 105 437
13 George Soros District Attorneys 94 414
14 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 409
15 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 406
16 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 402
17 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 398
18 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 387
19 Charity Fraud 96 385
20 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 383
21 Whiny Waiters 83 376
22 Loud Music at Bars 83 369
23 Food Going Bad 93 364
24 The SEC 99 361
25 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 353
26 Stock Market Morons 86 351
27 Uninformed Voters 76 350
28 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 349
29 The Gas Stove Ban 73 347
30 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 342
31 Nocturia 94 336
32 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 334
33 The Anchoring Effect 79 332
34 e-Whores 72 330
35 Bad Neighbors 110 329
36 Artificial Scarcity 94 328
37 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 325
38 Reparation Retardation 82 325
39 Adam Sessler 73 319
40 Toxic Positivity 95 317
41 Compelled Speech 83 311
42 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 310
43 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 310
44 Mosquitos 109 308
45 Tech Switcheroos 77 300
46 Snail-in Voting 92 300
47 Losing Shit 91 298
48 Contouring 79 298
49 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 293
50 Non-Drivers 100 293
51 Big Government 102 292
52 Shitty Shippers 105 289
53 Suicide Baiting 120 288
54 Parasocial Relationships 90 285
55 Stan Culture 119 284
56 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 283
57 The Five-Day Work Week 103 282
58 Stranger Danger 111 281
59 Tinnitus 114 279
60 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 278
61 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 277
62 Women's Dating Advice 104 274
63 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 272
64 Tip Jar Takeover 75 271
65 Great Government Firewalls 84 271
66 Missed Opportunities 77 269
67 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 269
68 Post Purchase Surveys 81 267
69 Awareness 98 263
70 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 263
71 The UK Government 106 262
72 Unlisted Prices 120 261
73 Pimples on Your Nose 110 260
74 Land Acknowledgements 89 256
75 Chump Syndrome 118 255
76 Drug Dummies 97 255
77 Graduation Speeches 93 252
78 Going to the Doctor 76 252
79 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 251
80 The Civil Rights Act 85 251
81 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 251
82 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 250
83 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 250
84 Fear of Negotiating 74 250
85 Intrusive Thoughts 118 248
86 Fake Libertarians 103 246
87 Cover Charges 86 246
88 Immigration 116 245
89 Drip Pricing 88 245
90 Compulsive Liars 117 245
91 Rickety Shit 104 244
92 Subway Performers 88 243
93 Kink Personalities 79 242
94 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 241
95 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 241
96 Making Decisions 91 239
97 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 238
98 The "u mad?" Game 73 235
99 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 229
100 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 228
101 Relying on Your Friends 87 227
102 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 225
103 Hypocrisy 87 223
104 Thirst Traps 81 220
105 "Objectively" 112 220
106 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 218
107 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 217
108 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 216
109 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 216
110 USB Cables 80 216
111 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 215
112 Comics Shit Bonus 18 214
113 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 213
114 My Bitch Realtor 89 212
115 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 207
116 Tardy Drink Refills 92 206
117 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 205
118 Train Wrecks 78 202
119 Tight Booths 119 197
120 Thoughts and Prayers 74 195
121 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 195
122 Women Fighting in Movies 120 194
123 May the 4th 88 190
124 Women in Star Wars 89 188
125 High People Bonus 15 187
126 Activist Ice Cream 97 184
127 Fake Retirements 114 182
128 Ghost Texts 102 181
129 Source Snobs 96 178
130 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 176
131 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 173
132 Tiny House Propaganda 117 171
133 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 169
134 Demographic Dummies 81 168
135 Texas Legal Myths 107 168
136 Bad Candy Bonus 19 166
137 Boob Truthers 109 162
138 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 161
139 Conservative Porn 121 161
140 Buyer's Remorse 116 160
141 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 159
142 Blowing your Wad Early 115 159
143 Idea Guys 113 158
144 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 157
145 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 153
146 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 149
147 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 148
148 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 148
149 No Flying Cars 80 143
150 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 142
151 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 137
152 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 136
153 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 128
154 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 123
155 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 120
156 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 119
157 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 118
158 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 115
159 Halftime Shows 78 113
160 "One More Day" Bonus 16 105
161 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 104
162 Mass Shootings 112 104
163 Airplane Seats 95 104
164 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 103
165 Backseat Murderers 114 103
166 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 101
167 Bryan Singer 88 101
168 Phone Format Paste 105 99
169 Culture War Criminals 106 99
170 Battery Corrosion 94 99
171 The Royal "We" 103 92
172 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 90
173 Trivial Cheating 96 86
174 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 83
175 Bible Truthers 105 75
176 Satanic Panic 77 74
177 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 74
178 Peladophobia 77 73
179 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 72
180 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 70
181 Free Market Haters 82 66
182 Shared Universes Bonus 18 65
183 Community Detachment 80 65
184 Rough Teeth 107 63
185 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 54
186 Game Stop 110 52
187 Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween Bonus 19 43
188 Nazis are Too Cool 85 43
189 Not Enough Leftovers 116 36
190 Not Biggest Problem Merch 108 33
191 Sober October 109 21
192 Arizona Inflation 90 11
193 Halloweenies 109 6
194 The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month 92 6
195 Fortnite 98 4
196 Filet O'Fish Disrespecters 99 -6
197 Death of the Toy Industry Bonus 20 -9
198 Social Media Disinformation 115 -10
199 Multiverse Haters Bonus 18 -16
200 Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day 82 -18
201 Nextdoor Apps 117 -23
202 Transphobia 83 -26
203 People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel 112 -28
204 Pun Halloween Costumes Bonus 19 -40
205 Work Holiday Parties 118 -42
206 Counting Dead Kids 110 -43
207 Seatbelt Laws 85 -48
208 Watching a Man Drown 104 -57
209 Legalizing Weed Bonus 15 -58
210 Mugshot Envy 103 -59
211 Secession Fantasies Bonus 18 -62
212 Anti-Woke Politicians Bonus 12 -65
213 Very Special Episodes 91 -66
214 Mass Shooter Lotto 84 -71
215 AI Psychology Podcasts 75 -75
216 American Privilege 118 -81
217 Unqualified Applicants 114 -83
218 Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant 111 -87
219 Costume Culture Complainers Complainers Bonus 19 -89
220 "The Bonus Hole" 106 -99
221 Not Enough McNugget Buddies Bonus 19 -100
222 Fake Fly-Open Shorts 98 -105
223 NFT Haters 95 -105
224 Black History Month is Disorganized Bonus 13 -106
225 Pissphobes 84 -107
226 Parental Wisdom 93 -108
227 Gamers 100 -113
228 $1,000 Posters 87 -114
229 The Barbie Movie 101 -118
230 The Invasion of Ukraine Bonus 12 -122
231 Block Babies 102 -123
232 The Ocean Bonus 17 -141
233 Home Alone 2 Bonus 20 -141
234 Nostalgia 64 111 -141
235 The Black/White Test Score Gap 96 -145
236 Silverware Scraping on Plates 97 -154
237 Semaglutide / Ozempic 92 -155
238 Santa Purists Bonus 20 -157
239 Being Afraid to Show Sympathy 102 -181
240 Surrogacy Haters 119 -182
241 Google Doodle Dummies 86 -189
242 No Black Toads Bonus 14 -192
243 The Production Quality of Amateur Porn 100 -197
244 Mario 2 Bonus 14 -199
245 Fingernail Piles 121 -210
246 Italian Face Bonus 14 -240
247 Too Many Hitler Movies 99 -246
248 False False Flags 72 -251
249 Jewish Conspiracies 101 -251
250 Night Pooping 94 -313