2023 Problems

2023 Problems

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 632
2 The Homeless 80 607
3 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 555
4 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 523
5 Empty Parking Lots 111 519
6 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 503
7 Short Attention Spans 86 496
8 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 488
9 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 480
10 Plea Deals 105 448
11 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 447
12 Big Leaguing 121 447
13 George Soros District Attorneys 94 426
14 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 418
15 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 412
16 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 411
17 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 405
18 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 399
19 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 397
20 Charity Fraud 96 392
21 Whiny Waiters 83 382
22 Loud Music at Bars 83 380
23 The SEC 99 370
24 Food Going Bad 93 369
25 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 362
26 Uninformed Voters 76 357
27 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 357
28 The Gas Stove Ban 73 353
29 Stock Market Morons 86 352
30 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 350
31 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 339
32 e-Whores 72 339
33 Nocturia 94 338
34 Artificial Scarcity 94 338
35 The Anchoring Effect 79 337
36 Bad Neighbors 110 335
37 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 331
38 Reparation Retardation 82 331
39 Adam Sessler 73 326
40 Toxic Positivity 95 323
41 Compelled Speech 83 319
42 Mosquitos 109 316
43 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 316
44 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 313
45 Snail-in Voting 92 311
46 Losing Shit 91 307
47 Big Government 102 306
48 Tech Switcheroos 77 303
49 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 301
50 Non-Drivers 100 301
51 Contouring 79 300
52 Suicide Baiting 120 294
53 Shitty Shippers 105 292
54 Stan Culture 119 291
55 Parasocial Relationships 90 290
56 The Five-Day Work Week 103 289
57 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 289
58 Tinnitus 114 285
59 Stranger Danger 111 284
60 Women's Dating Advice 104 282
61 Great Government Firewalls 84 281
62 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 281
63 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 281
64 Tip Jar Takeover 75 279
65 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 278
66 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 278
67 Missed Opportunities 77 276
68 The UK Government 106 273
69 Post Purchase Surveys 81 271
70 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 270
71 Unlisted Prices 120 268
72 Awareness 98 267
73 Pimples on Your Nose 110 264
74 Chump Syndrome 118 262
75 Land Acknowledgements 89 262
76 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 258
77 The Civil Rights Act 85 258
78 Going to the Doctor 76 258
79 Graduation Speeches 93 257
80 Fear of Negotiating 74 257
81 Drug Dummies 97 257
82 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 256
83 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 256
84 Intrusive Thoughts 118 254
85 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 254
86 Fake Libertarians 103 252
87 Cover Charges 86 252
88 Compulsive Liars 117 252
89 Immigration 116 250
90 Drip Pricing 88 250
91 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 250
92 Subway Performers 88 249
93 Kink Personalities 79 249
94 Rickety Shit 104 247
95 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 246
96 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 243
97 Making Decisions 91 242
98 The "u mad?" Game 73 240
99 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 235
100 Relying on Your Friends 87 232
101 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 230
102 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 230
103 "Objectively" 112 228
104 Hypocrisy 87 227
105 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 223
106 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 222
107 Thirst Traps 81 222
108 USB Cables 80 222
109 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 221
110 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 219
111 Comics Shit Bonus 18 217
112 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 217
113 My Bitch Realtor 89 216
114 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 215
115 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 210
116 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 207
117 Train Wrecks 78 207
118 Tardy Drink Refills 92 206
119 Women Fighting in Movies 120 199
120 Tight Booths 119 197
121 Women in Star Wars 89 197
122 Thoughts and Prayers 74 196
123 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 196
124 May the 4th 88 195
125 Activist Ice Cream 97 190
126 High People Bonus 15 190
127 Fake Retirements 114 184
128 Ghost Texts 102 183
129 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 179
130 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 179
131 Source Snobs 96 179
132 Tiny House Propaganda 117 175
133 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 171
134 Demographic Dummies 81 170
135 Texas Legal Myths 107 170
136 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 169
137 Bad Candy Bonus 19 168
138 Boob Truthers 109 165
139 Blowing your Wad Early 115 164
140 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 163
141 Buyer's Remorse 116 163
142 Conservative Porn 121 162
143 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 162
144 Idea Guys 113 161
145 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 156
146 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 155
147 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 153
148 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 150
149 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 147
150 No Flying Cars 80 145
151 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 139
152 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 135
153 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 133
154 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 126
155 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 125
156 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 124
157 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 119
158 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 118
159 Halftime Shows 78 115
160 Mass Shootings 112 110
161 Airplane Seats 95 107
162 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 105
163 "One More Day" Bonus 16 105
164 Bryan Singer 88 104
165 Battery Corrosion 94 104
166 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 103
167 Backseat Murderers 114 103
168 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 102
169 Phone Format Paste 105 100
170 Culture War Criminals 106 100
171 The Royal "We" 103 96
172 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 94
173 Trivial Cheating 96 88
174 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 83
175 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 75
176 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 75
177 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 74
178 Peladophobia 77 72
179 Satanic Panic 77 71
180 Bible Truthers 105 71
181 Community Detachment 80 68
182 Free Market Haters 82 66
183 Rough Teeth 107 66
184 Shared Universes Bonus 18 65
185 Game Stop 110 58
186 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 57
187 Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween Bonus 19 47
188 Nazis are Too Cool 85 46
189 Not Enough Leftovers 116 39
190 Not Biggest Problem Merch 108 33
191 Sober October 109 21
192 Arizona Inflation 90 15
193 The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month 92 7
194 Fortnite 98 5
195 Halloweenies 109 4
196 Filet O'Fish Disrespecters 99 -3
197 Social Media Disinformation 115 -10
198 Death of the Toy Industry Bonus 20 -14
199 Multiverse Haters Bonus 18 -16
200 Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day 82 -18
201 Nextdoor Apps 117 -23
202 People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel 112 -29
203 Transphobia 83 -36
204 Pun Halloween Costumes Bonus 19 -39
205 Work Holiday Parties 118 -40
206 Counting Dead Kids 110 -43
207 Seatbelt Laws 85 -48
208 Watching a Man Drown 104 -58
209 Mugshot Envy 103 -58
210 Legalizing Weed Bonus 15 -59
211 Secession Fantasies Bonus 18 -62
212 Very Special Episodes 91 -66
213 Anti-Woke Politicians Bonus 12 -68
214 Mass Shooter Lotto 84 -75
215 AI Psychology Podcasts 75 -80
216 Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant 111 -83
217 Unqualified Applicants 114 -84
218 American Privilege 118 -84
219 Costume Culture Complainers Complainers Bonus 19 -90
220 "The Bonus Hole" 106 -102
221 Not Enough McNugget Buddies Bonus 19 -102
222 Pissphobes 84 -105
223 Fake Fly-Open Shorts 98 -109
224 NFT Haters 95 -109
225 Parental Wisdom 93 -110
226 Black History Month is Disorganized Bonus 13 -112
227 Gamers 100 -114
228 $1,000 Posters 87 -114
229 The Barbie Movie 101 -121
230 The Invasion of Ukraine Bonus 12 -122
231 Block Babies 102 -125
232 Nostalgia 64 111 -141
233 The Ocean Bonus 17 -142
234 Home Alone 2 Bonus 20 -145
235 The Black/White Test Score Gap 96 -146
236 Silverware Scraping on Plates 97 -148
237 Semaglutide / Ozempic 92 -154
238 Santa Purists Bonus 20 -159
239 Being Afraid to Show Sympathy 102 -180
240 Surrogacy Haters 119 -190
241 Google Doodle Dummies 86 -192
242 The Production Quality of Amateur Porn 100 -196
243 No Black Toads Bonus 14 -196
244 Mario 2 Bonus 14 -202
245 Fingernail Piles 121 -214
246 Italian Face Bonus 14 -243
247 False False Flags 72 -252
248 Too Many Hitler Movies 99 -254
249 Jewish Conspiracies 101 -260
250 Night Pooping 94 -312