The Problems

This Week

Wellness Checks 69
Philistines 60
Mandatory Evacuation Orders 33
Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard 25

Latest Bonus Episode

Getting Your Order Wrong 126
The Death of the Dollar Menu 71
Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru 56
Burger Tribalism 36
Missing McDonald's Breakfast 4
Fake-Out Sprite -16
French Fries -116

All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Woke Marketing 1 3157
2 Chinese Aporogies 3 2566
3 Fat Brain 2 2437
4 Too Much Pride 4 1796
5 "Disinformation" 3 1658
6 The N-Word Defense 5 1440
7 Tattle Tales 10 1390
8 Late Rape 10 1357
9 The War on Blackface 2 1303
10 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 1300
11 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1225
12 Scientism 7 1177
13 Seth Rogen 19 1116
14 Child Advocates 4 1046
15 Payment Processors 8 994
16 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 983
17 Deinstitutionalization 6 939
18 Millionaire Socialists 8 928
19 Fake News 13 820
20 Nuclear-phobia 14 767
21 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 758
22 YouTube Role Models 5 729
23 Inflation 24 708
24 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 708
25 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 691
26 Women Running Education Bonus 9 682
27 Prison Rape 7 674
28 Edgy Reboots 3 671
29 Pedophiles 29 664
30 Goth Erasure 8 659
31 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 629
32 Trans Athletes 10 625
33 Regret 4 613
34 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 583
35 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 582
36 The IRS 52 570
37 Charger Not Included 15 568
38 Kangaroo Courts 51 566
39 Forced Diversity in Film 24 566
40 The Cowardice of Women 26 564
41 Installing Console Games 12 556
42 Holocaust Metaphors 9 551
43 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 549
44 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 548
45 Social Malware 14 546
46 Political Scientists 26 539
47 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 539
48 Going Back to Work 22 521
49 Sustainability 11 512
50 Women's Tears 37 507
51 Lack of Bidets 2 499
52 No-Knock Raids 28 494
53 No Hot Girls in Your Class Bonus 9 489
54 Parking Idlers 42 486
55 School Starts Too Early Bonus 9 485
56 Eldercare 25 482
57 Family Court 16 475
58 Comply Guys 52 472
59 Nuclear War 30 471
60 "Buy the Dip" 1 463
61 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 459
62 Testicular Torsion 19 454
63 Womansplaining 53 454
64 Political Canonizations 17 447
65 Media Consolidation 36 440
66 Two-Factor Authentication 6 438
67 Gun Control 15 435
68 Waiting Bonus 1 432
69 Silencing the User 16 430
70 Bad Jannies 26 429
71 Silver Alerts 6 428
72 Student Debt Repayment 54 427
73 Pussy Cops 42 424
74 Swatting 48 420
75 Boycotts of the Week 35 416
76 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 416
77 Rent is Too Damn High 48 412
78 Civil Forfeiture 20 409
79 Cash Bail 18 408
80 Live Action Anime 19 407
81 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 396
82 Master Erasure 12 395
83 Indoctrinating Children 33 388
84 The National Debt 27 386
85 Animal Abuse 50 381
86 Columbus Hate 12 380
87 Sleep Deprivation 32 377
88 Overly Courteous Drivers 50 375
89 Woke Unions 16 374
90 Deadname Drama 53 371
91 Social Media 55 369
92 Bread Tacos 31 369
93 Picky Parkers 7 367
94 Democracy Bonus 2 366
95 Fake Neurodivergence 40 366
96 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 365
97 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 364
98 Broken Bones 25 364
99 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 361
100 Inventing Black Inventors 27 360
101 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 355
102 Blindness 22 355
103 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 350
104 No More Comedies 37 349
105 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 348
106 Cash Register Solicitations 39 343
107 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 341
108 Funko Pops 18 335
109 "Love Bombing" 34 333
110 Game Journalists 50 330
111 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 329
112 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 323
113 Simulation Theory 9 322
114 Vito's Twitter Account 23 320
115 Easy Mode Activists 33 315
116 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 311
117 Mobile-Only Websites 52 307
118 Hate Hoaxes 43 305
119 Theater Kids 56 304
120 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 304
121 Unrealistic Expectations 42 304
122 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 302
123 Long Lost Lectures 13 299
124 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 295
125 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 293
126 Keyboard Warriors 31 289
127 Female Comedy Writers 54 287
128 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 280
129 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 280
130 The Emperor's New Burn 38 279
131 The Olympics 28 278
132 Amber Heard Supporters 44 278
133 Shorter Attention Spans 57 276
134 Armchair Mechanics 15 275
135 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 273
136 SSRIs 49 272
137 Famine 47 271
138 Travel Insurance 25 271
139 Laws That Make You Lie 34 269
140 Space Tourists 5 254
141 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 253
142 Influencer Culture 45 253
143 Freeway Protesters 46 250
144 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 248
145 Initiating the Conversation 21 246
146 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 241
147 Minimum Wageslaves 49 241
148 Domain Squatters 17 239
149 Creepy Targeted Ads 54 234
150 Living in the Ghetto 36 234
151 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 230
152 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 229
153 Getting Band-Aids Wet 57 221
154 Epstein Blue Balls 47 219
155 Nude Negotiators 32 214
156 The Minimum Wage 4 212
157 Extreme Heat Events 45 211
158 Too Many Licenses 46 207
159 Height Discrimination 47 204
160 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 201
161 Craigslist Complainers 21 197
162 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 195
163 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 195
164 Ear Worms 29 192
165 The Alt-Tab Death Spiral 47 184
166 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 180
167 Roadside Death Shrines 36 170
168 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 168
169 Side Hustles 32 167
170 Seatbelt Alarms 27 160
171 Zoom Exhaustion 33 148
172 Suction Cups 43 144
173 Finger Pain 10 142
174 LARPing PUAs 26 140
175 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 139
176 Intellectual Property Laws 40 135
177 Stupid Food Trends 11 135
178 Incest Porn 32 134
179 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 134
180 3D Technology 40 133
181 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 132
182 Pronoun Resistance 1 129
183 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 127
184 Pity Party Poopers 49 126
185 Getting Your Order Wrong Bonus 10 126
186 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 125
187 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 123
188 Backseat Googlers 41 122
189 Premature E-Trackulation 15 121
190 Changed Passwords Not Saving 52 120
191 Sponsored Hate 28 119
192 Asexuality 34 108
193 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 103
194 GameStop Bonus 3 97
195 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 96
196 Refusal to Wear the Hijab 57 93
197 Fatwas 53 91
198 Drunk Eating 56 86
199 Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 55 83
200 Celebrity Bands 55 80
201 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 75
202 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 73
203 The Death of the Dollar Menu Bonus 10 71
204 Smoking is Too Cool 27 70
205 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 69
206 Wellness Checks 58 69
207 Spoiler Nazis 36 69
208 Getting Rid of Grease 38 61
209 Philistines 58 60
210 Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru Bonus 10 56
211 OCD Toasters 13 51
212 Anti-Woke Marketing 51 50
213 Bluetooth 40 46
214 Back in School Nightmares Bonus 9 41
215 Star Wars Reviews Bonus 6 40
216 Burger Tribalism Bonus 10 36
217 Ewok Hate Bonus 6 34
218 Mandatory Evacuation Orders 58 33
219 Fake 2D Animation 38 29
220 Virtual Restaurant Brands 23 27
221 VR Chat 51 26
222 Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard 58 25
223 Bodegas 46 23
224 Military Suicides 56 18
225 The War on Whiteface 56 16
226 Kid Christmas Pageants 21 10
227 Event Wristbands 45 9
228 Missing McDonald's Breakfast Bonus 10 4
229 Shitty Slow Motion 16 -1
230 Max Gibson Bonus 5 -4
231 Sour Grapes 24 -7
232 Vladimir Putin 30 -11
233 Sobering Up Before You Pass Out 53 -11
234 Politeness Words 23 -16
235 Fake-Out Sprite Bonus 10 -16
236 Macho Weathermen 11 -20
237 Occupational Stereotypes 50 -34
238 Flip Flops Breaking 30 -42
239 Boring Sports Uniforms 57 -47
240 Homophobia Bonus 7 -49
241 Algorithm Generated Merchandise 51 -53
242 Branded Buttons 23 -55
243 Crack 28 -60
244 Local Businesses 29 -73
245 The National Anthem Bonus 8 -102
246 Too Long of Media 24 -103
247 Too Much Bruce Wayne Bonus 5 -110
248 French Fries Bonus 10 -116
249 Discontinued Food Fakeouts 50 -124
250 Different Races Bonus 4 -127
251 Not Supporting Black Businesses 48 -148
252 Kink Shaming 35 -168
253 Canon Cops 43 -189
254 Public Urination Laws 14 -197
255 Fear of Drag Bonus 7 -211
256 The American Flag Bonus 8 -216
257 Not Enough Seanies 39 -233
258 Disability Discrimination 35 -239
259 Seed Oil Disrespecters 37 -251
260 Evolution 48 -288
261 The Twins Losing Bonus 8 -302
262 Ratchet Straps 54 -307
263 Futurama Fans 31 -327
264 The Movie Theater Experience 22 -342
265 "You Voted For This" 25 -629
266 The Capital Riots Bonus 3 -710
267 Fear of a Black Elf 29 -741
268 Puppets 7 -1001
269 Presidential Gas Gripers 6 -1069
270 COVID Deniers 5 -1445