The Problems

This Week

Conservatives	479
Elon Musk	299
Bad Blood	-41

Latest Bonus Episode

Forced Christmas Memes	15
Christmas Truthers	14
Seasonal Affective Disorder	13
Missing the Return Date on Gifts	0
Mariah Carey Haters	-15

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	3277
2	Chinese Aporogies	3	2670
3	Fat Brain	2	2557
4	Too Much Pride	4	1870
5	"Disinformation"	3	1724
6	The N-Word Defense	5	1493
7	Tattle Tales	10	1458
8	Late Rape	10	1420
9	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	1377
10	The War on Blackface	2	1344
11	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1274
12	Scientism	7	1218
13	Seth Rogen	19	1195
14	Child Advocates	4	1074
15	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1046
16	Payment Processors	8	1045
17	Millionaire Socialists	8	987
18	Deinstitutionalization	6	958
19	Fake News	13	838
20	Nuclear-phobia	14	827
21	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	786
22	Inflation	24	766
23	YouTube Role Models	5	760
24	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	751
25	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	742
26	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	731
27	Prison Rape	7	705
28	Pedophiles	29	704
29	Goth Erasure	8	690
30	Edgy Reboots	3	689
31	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	663
32	Trans Athletes	10	648
33	Regret	4	640
34	The IRS	52	628
35	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	621
36	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	612
37	Forced Diversity in Film	24	603
38	Kangaroo Courts	51	601
39	Charger Not Included	15	594
40	The Cowardice of Women	26	588
41	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	585
42	Installing Console Games	12	580
43	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	580
44	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	574
45	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	574
46	Social Malware	14	569
47	Holocaust Metaphors	9	565
48	Political Scientists	26	561
49	Going Back to Work	22	538
50	No-Knock Raids	28	533
51	Women's Tears	37	527
52	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	525
53	Sustainability	11	522
54	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	515
55	Lack of Bidets	2	512
56	Family Court	16	503
57	Eldercare	25	501
58	Parking Idlers	42	497
59	Comply Guys	52	496
60	Nuclear War	30	488
61	Womansplaining	53	487
62	Conservatives	67	479
63	"Buy the Dip"	1	477
64	Testicular Torsion	19	477
65	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	466
66	Media Consolidation	36	466
67	Political Canonizations	17	465
68	Gun Control	15	465
69	Waiting	Bonus 1	451
70	Silencing the User	16	451
71	Bad Jannies	26	449
72	Pussy Cops	42	447
73	Swatting	48	446
74	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	445
75	Two-Factor Authentication	6	439
76	Student Debt Repayment	54	437
77	Civil Forfeiture	20	436
78	Rent is Too Damn High	48	434
79	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	433
80	Circumcision Apologists	59	431
81	Silver Alerts	6	429
82	Boycotts of the Week	35	429
83	Live Action Anime	19	420
84	Cash Bail	18	414
85	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	411
86	Master Erasure	12	409
87	Indoctrinating Children	33	409
88	The National Debt	27	403
89	Animal Abuse	50	403
90	Corporate Bootlicking	60	401
91	Social Media	55	396
92	Fake Neurodivergence	40	395
93	Columbus Hate	12	394
94	Sleep Deprivation	32	392
95	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	391
96	Woke Unions	16	389
97	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	387
98	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	383
99	Picky Parkers	7	382
100	Deadname Drama	53	382
101	Democracy	Bonus 2	375
102	Inventing Black Inventors	27	375
103	Broken Bones	25	375
104	Bread Tacos	31	375
105	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	374
106	No More Comedies	37	373
107	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	373
108	Blindness	22	366
109	Cash Register Solicitations	39	361
110	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	360
111	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	358
112	Funko Pops	18	356
113	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	353
114	Theater Kids	56	352
115	Game Journalists	50	349
116	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	345
117	"Love Bombing"	34	343
118	Shorter Attention Spans	57	341
119	Wellness Checks	58	339
120	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	332
121	Female Comedy Writers	54	325
122	Mobile-Only Websites	52	324
123	Simulation Theory	9	323
124	Easy Mode Activists	33	323
125	Unrealistic Expectations	42	323
126	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	322
127	Hate Hoaxes	43	319
128	Vito's Twitter Account	23	317
129	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	317
130	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	316
131	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	312
132	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	307
133	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	307
134	Child Support	61	303
135	Keyboard Warriors	31	303
136	Long Lost Lectures	13	302
137	Elon Musk	67	299
138	Autism	64	298
139	Laws That Make You Lie	34	294
140	Armchair Mechanics	15	288
141	SSRIs	49	286
142	Amber Heard Supporters	44	285
143	The Emperor's New Burn	38	284
144	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	282
145	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	281
146	Famine	47	279
147	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	278
148	Travel Insurance	25	276
149	The Olympics	28	275
150	Influencer Culture	45	272
151	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	267
152	Freeway Protesters	46	266
153	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	264
154	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	263
155	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	261
156	Initiating the Conversation	21	257
157	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	255
158	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	251
159	Domain Squatters	17	251
160	Space Tourists	5	251
161	Minimum Wageslaves	49	246
162	Living in the Ghetto	36	243
163	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	239
164	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	238
165	Epstein Blue Balls	47	236
166	Effective Altruism	64	236
167	Too Many Licenses	46	228
168	Extreme Heat Events	45	222
169	Nude Negotiators	32	218
170	Height Discrimination	47	216
171	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	212
172	The Minimum Wage	4	212
173	Philistines	58	206
174	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	201
175	Craigslist Complainers	21	201
176	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	199
177	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	198
178	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	197
179	Ear Worms	29	195
180	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	184
181	Cockteasing	65	182
182	Roadside Death Shrines	36	179
183	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	177
184	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	177
185	Seatbelt Alarms	27	175
186	Ticketmaster	65	172
187	Pedo Jacketing	62	172
188	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	171
189	Venue Cancellation	63	170
190	Side Hustles	32	167
191	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	167
192	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	167
193	Finger Pain	10	166
194	Suction Cups	43	159
195	Zoom Exhaustion	33	150
196	Intellectual Property Laws	40	144
197	LARPing PUAs	26	142
198	Incest Porn	32	141
199	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	141
200	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	138
201	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	137
202	Stupid Food Trends	11	137
203	3D Technology	40	134
204	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	133
205	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	132
206	Backseat Googlers	41	131
207	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	131
208	Pity Party Poopers	49	128
209	Sponsored Hate	28	127
210	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	127
211	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	127
212	Sensationalism	66	125
213	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	124
214	Premature E-Trackulation	15	123
215	Pronoun Resistance	1	122
216	Sports-a-phobia	59	120
217	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	119
218	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	119
219	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	109
220	Franchise Crossovers	62	108
221	Asexuality	34	105
222	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	104
223	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	103
224	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	102
225	GameStop	Bonus 3	99
226	Drunk Eating	56	98
227	Celebrity Bands	55	96
228	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	94
229	Fatwas	53	93
230	Smoking is Too Cool	27	88
231	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	81
232	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	81
233	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	78
234	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	73
235	Spoiler Nazis	36	72
236	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	70
237	Fake Straights	63	64
238	Online Naturalists	61	63
239	Getting Rid of Grease	38	61
240	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	56
241	"no" Autocorrect	60	52
242	OCD Toasters	13	50
243	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	49
244	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	47
245	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	39
246	Bluetooth	40	38
247	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	36
248	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	35
249	Fake 2D Animation	38	33
250	Military Suicides	56	31
251	Bodegas	46	25
252	The War on Whiteface	56	22
253	VR Chat	51	18
254	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	17
255	Event Wristbands	45	15
256	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	15
257	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	14
258	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	13
259	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	13
260	Shitty Slow Motion	16	11
261	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	0
262	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	0
263	Sour Grapes	24	-1
264	Holiday Decorations	62	-1
265	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-7
266	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-15
267	Politeness Words	23	-15
268	Macho Weathermen	11	-20
269	Vladimir Putin	30	-27
270	Jersey Burning	63	-29
271	Bad Blood	67	-41
272	Slow Cancer	65	-41
273	Flip Flops Breaking	30	-43
274	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-43
275	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-49
276	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-50
277	Branded Buttons	23	-60
278	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-62
279	Crack	28	-70
280	Local Businesses	29	-79
281	Black Israelites	63	-95
282	Too Long of Media	24	-106
283	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-108
284	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-115
285	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-119
286	Different Races	Bonus 4	-124
287	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-156
288	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-156
289	Kink Shaming	35	-170
290	Public Urination Laws	14	-188
291	Canon Cops	43	-197
292	Anti-Semitism	60	-217
293	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-223
294	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-227
295	Not Enough Seanies	39	-244
296	Disability Discrimination	35	-249
297	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-260
298	Email	60	-261
299	Evolution	48	-310
300	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-319
301	Ratchet Straps	54	-333
302	Futurama Fans	31	-334
303	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-356
304	French Fries	Bonus 10	-485
305	"You Voted For This"	25	-658
306	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-752
307	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-771
308	Puppets	7	-1036
309	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1113
310	COVID Deniers	5	-1501