The Problems

This Week

Wellness Checks	69
Philistines	60
Mandatory Evacuation Orders	33
Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	25

Latest Bonus Episode

Getting Your Order Wrong	126
The Death of the Dollar Menu	71
Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	56
Burger Tribalism	36
Missing McDonald's Breakfast	4
Fake-Out Sprite	-16
French Fries	-116

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	3157
2	Chinese Aporogies	3	2566
3	Fat Brain	2	2437
4	Too Much Pride	4	1796
5	"Disinformation"	3	1658
6	The N-Word Defense	5	1440
7	Tattle Tales	10	1390
8	Late Rape	10	1357
9	The War on Blackface	2	1303
10	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	1300
11	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1225
12	Scientism	7	1177
13	Seth Rogen	19	1116
14	Child Advocates	4	1046
15	Payment Processors	8	994
16	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	983
17	Deinstitutionalization	6	939
18	Millionaire Socialists	8	928
19	Fake News	13	820
20	Nuclear-phobia	14	767
21	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	758
22	YouTube Role Models	5	729
23	Inflation	24	708
24	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	708
25	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	691
26	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	682
27	Prison Rape	7	674
28	Edgy Reboots	3	671
29	Pedophiles	29	664
30	Goth Erasure	8	659
31	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	629
32	Trans Athletes	10	625
33	Regret	4	613
34	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	583
35	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	582
36	The IRS	52	570
37	Charger Not Included	15	568
38	Kangaroo Courts	51	566
39	Forced Diversity in Film	24	566
40	The Cowardice of Women	26	564
41	Installing Console Games	12	556
42	Holocaust Metaphors	9	551
43	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	549
44	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	548
45	Social Malware	14	546
46	Political Scientists	26	539
47	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	539
48	Going Back to Work	22	521
49	Sustainability	11	512
50	Women's Tears	37	507
51	Lack of Bidets	2	499
52	No-Knock Raids	28	494
53	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	489
54	Parking Idlers	42	486
55	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	485
56	Eldercare	25	482
57	Family Court	16	475
58	Comply Guys	52	472
59	Nuclear War	30	471
60	"Buy the Dip"	1	463
61	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	459
62	Testicular Torsion	19	454
63	Womansplaining	53	454
64	Political Canonizations	17	447
65	Media Consolidation	36	440
66	Two-Factor Authentication	6	438
67	Gun Control	15	435
68	Waiting	Bonus 1	432
69	Silencing the User	16	430
70	Bad Jannies	26	429
71	Silver Alerts	6	428
72	Student Debt Repayment	54	427
73	Pussy Cops	42	424
74	Swatting	48	420
75	Boycotts of the Week	35	416
76	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	416
77	Rent is Too Damn High	48	412
78	Civil Forfeiture	20	409
79	Cash Bail	18	408
80	Live Action Anime	19	407
81	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	396
82	Master Erasure	12	395
83	Indoctrinating Children	33	388
84	The National Debt	27	386
85	Animal Abuse	50	381
86	Columbus Hate	12	380
87	Sleep Deprivation	32	377
88	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	375
89	Woke Unions	16	374
90	Deadname Drama	53	371
91	Social Media	55	369
92	Bread Tacos	31	369
93	Picky Parkers	7	367
94	Democracy	Bonus 2	366
95	Fake Neurodivergence	40	366
96	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	365
97	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	364
98	Broken Bones	25	364
99	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	361
100	Inventing Black Inventors	27	360
101	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	355
102	Blindness	22	355
103	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	350
104	No More Comedies	37	349
105	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	348
106	Cash Register Solicitations	39	343
107	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	341
108	Funko Pops	18	335
109	"Love Bombing"	34	333
110	Game Journalists	50	330
111	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	329
112	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	323
113	Simulation Theory	9	322
114	Vito's Twitter Account	23	320
115	Easy Mode Activists	33	315
116	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	311
117	Mobile-Only Websites	52	307
118	Hate Hoaxes	43	305
119	Theater Kids	56	304
120	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	304
121	Unrealistic Expectations	42	304
122	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	302
123	Long Lost Lectures	13	299
124	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	295
125	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	293
126	Keyboard Warriors	31	289
127	Female Comedy Writers	54	287
128	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	280
129	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	280
130	The Emperor's New Burn	38	279
131	The Olympics	28	278
132	Amber Heard Supporters	44	278
133	Shorter Attention Spans	57	276
134	Armchair Mechanics	15	275
135	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	273
136	SSRIs	49	272
137	Famine	47	271
138	Travel Insurance	25	271
139	Laws That Make You Lie	34	269
140	Space Tourists	5	254
141	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	253
142	Influencer Culture	45	253
143	Freeway Protesters	46	250
144	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	248
145	Initiating the Conversation	21	246
146	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	241
147	Minimum Wageslaves	49	241
148	Domain Squatters	17	239
149	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	234
150	Living in the Ghetto	36	234
151	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	230
152	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	229
153	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	221
154	Epstein Blue Balls	47	219
155	Nude Negotiators	32	214
156	The Minimum Wage	4	212
157	Extreme Heat Events	45	211
158	Too Many Licenses	46	207
159	Height Discrimination	47	204
160	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	201
161	Craigslist Complainers	21	197
162	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	195
163	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	195
164	Ear Worms	29	192
165	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	184
166	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	180
167	Roadside Death Shrines	36	170
168	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	168
169	Side Hustles	32	167
170	Seatbelt Alarms	27	160
171	Zoom Exhaustion	33	148
172	Suction Cups	43	144
173	Finger Pain	10	142
174	LARPing PUAs	26	140
175	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	139
176	Intellectual Property Laws	40	135
177	Stupid Food Trends	11	135
178	Incest Porn	32	134
179	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	134
180	3D Technology	40	133
181	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	132
182	Pronoun Resistance	1	129
183	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	127
184	Pity Party Poopers	49	126
185	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	126
186	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	125
187	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	123
188	Backseat Googlers	41	122
189	Premature E-Trackulation	15	121
190	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	120
191	Sponsored Hate	28	119
192	Asexuality	34	108
193	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	103
194	GameStop	Bonus 3	97
195	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	96
196	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	93
197	Fatwas	53	91
198	Drunk Eating	56	86
199	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	83
200	Celebrity Bands	55	80
201	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	75
202	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	73
203	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	71
204	Smoking is Too Cool	27	70
205	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	69
206	Wellness Checks	58	69
207	Spoiler Nazis	36	69
208	Getting Rid of Grease	38	61
209	Philistines	58	60
210	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	56
211	OCD Toasters	13	51
212	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	50
213	Bluetooth	40	46
214	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	41
215	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	40
216	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	36
217	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	34
218	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	33
219	Fake 2D Animation	38	29
220	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	27
221	VR Chat	51	26
222	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	25
223	Bodegas	46	23
224	Military Suicides	56	18
225	The War on Whiteface	56	16
226	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	10
227	Event Wristbands	45	9
228	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	4
229	Shitty Slow Motion	16	-1
230	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-4
231	Sour Grapes	24	-7
232	Vladimir Putin	30	-11
233	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	-11
234	Politeness Words	23	-16
235	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-16
236	Macho Weathermen	11	-20
237	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-34
238	Flip Flops Breaking	30	-42
239	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-47
240	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-49
241	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-53
242	Branded Buttons	23	-55
243	Crack	28	-60
244	Local Businesses	29	-73
245	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-102
246	Too Long of Media	24	-103
247	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-110
248	French Fries	Bonus 10	-116
249	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-124
250	Different Races	Bonus 4	-127
251	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-148
252	Kink Shaming	35	-168
253	Canon Cops	43	-189
254	Public Urination Laws	14	-197
255	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-211
256	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-216
257	Not Enough Seanies	39	-233
258	Disability Discrimination	35	-239
259	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-251
260	Evolution	48	-288
261	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-302
262	Ratchet Straps	54	-307
263	Futurama Fans	31	-327
264	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-342
265	"You Voted For This"	25	-629
266	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-710
267	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-741
268	Puppets	7	-1001
269	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1069
270	COVID Deniers	5	-1445