The Problems

This Week

Women Co-opting Slurs 62
Occam's Razor 34
Vtubers 7

Latest Bonus Episode

No Toilet Privacy 67
No Masturbation in Prison 65
For Profit Prisons 59
Prison Food 44
Prison Rape Jokes 37
Bright Lights in Prison 32
Son of Sam Laws 12
No Fat Chicks in Prison -32

All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Woke Marketing 1 4083
2 Fat Brain 2 3575
3 Chinese Aporogies 3 3210
4 Too Much Pride 4 2423
5 "Disinformation" 3 2129
6 The N-Word Defense 5 1941
7 Late Rape 10 1908
8 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 1861
9 Tattle Tales 10 1775
10 Seth Rogen 19 1676
11 The War on Blackface 2 1615
12 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1574
13 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 1476
14 Scientism 7 1467
15 Payment Processors 8 1306
16 Millionaire Socialists 8 1301
17 Child Advocates 4 1228
18 Nuclear-phobia 14 1136
19 Women Running Education Bonus 9 1117
20 Deinstitutionalization 6 1080
21 Inflation 24 1011
22 The IRS 52 1006
23 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 987
24 Fake News 13 944
25 Pedophiles 29 910
26 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 906
27 YouTube Role Models 5 896
28 Goth Erasure 8 862
29 Prison Rape 7 839
30 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 832
31 Forced Diversity in Film 24 821
32 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 800
33 Trans Athletes 10 780
34 Kangaroo Courts 51 779
35 Edgy Reboots 3 774
36 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 774
37 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 769
38 Diversity Extortion Mafias 131 760
39 The Cowardice of Women 26 753
40 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 736
41 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 723
42 Getting Your Order Wrong Bonus 10 722
43 No-Knock Raids 28 715
44 Regret 4 714
45 Charger Not Included 15 709
46 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 686
47 No Hot Girls in Your Class Bonus 9 679
48 Installing Console Games 12 676
49 Social Malware 14 668
50 Political Scientists 26 659
51 The War on Anonymity 68 657
52 Holocaust Metaphors 9 648
53 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 644
54 Conservatives 67 639
55 Womansplaining 53 632
56 Women's Tears 37 631
57 The Homeless 80 627
58 Circumcision Apologists 59 615
59 Going Back to Work 22 613
60 School Starts Too Early Bonus 9 609
61 Family Court 16 608
62 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 599
63 Comply Guys 52 596
64 Testicular Torsion 19 595
65 Lack of Bidets 2 582
66 Gun Control 15 582
67 Sustainability 11 572
68 Rent is Too Damn High 48 567
69 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 566
70 The Death of the Dollar Menu Bonus 10 557
71 Waiting Bonus 1 554
72 Eldercare 25 549
73 Swatting 48 547
74 Media Consolidation 36 538
75 Pussy Cops 42 537
76 Civil Forfeiture 20 533
77 Parking Idlers 42 532
78 Empty Parking Lots 111 526
79 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 519
80 Political Canonizations 17 516
81 "Buy the Dip" 1 513
82 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 508
83 Silencing the User 16 506
84 Fake Neurodivergence 40 504
85 Nuclear War 30 503
86 Corporate Bootlicking 60 503
87 Short Attention Spans 86 503
88 Boycotts of the Week 35 502
89 Bad Jannies 26 500
90 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 499
91 Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything" 136 499
92 Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging 136 496
93 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 493
94 Indoctrinating Children 33 491
95 The National Debt 27 490
96 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 488
97 Animal Abuse 50 484
98 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 482
99 Social Media 55 481
100 Sleep Deprivation 32 476
101 The De-Sexification of Media 71 474
102 Live Action Anime 19 473
103 Student Debt Repayment 54 473
104 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 470
105 Two-Factor Authentication 6 467
106 Master Erasure 12 465
107 Silver Alerts 6 459
108 Big Leaguing 121 459
109 Plea Deals 105 457
110 Inventing Black Inventors 27 452
111 Woke Unions 16 448
112 Manliness Gurus 71 446
113 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 445
114 Cash Bail 18 441
115 Columbus Hate 12 437
116 Theater Kids 56 430
117 George Soros District Attorneys 94 430
118 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 426
119 No More Comedies 37 424
120 Overly Courteous Drivers 50 424
121 Picky Parkers 7 423
122 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 422
123 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 421
124 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 420
125 Deadname Drama 53 417
126 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 413
127 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 413
128 Funko Pops 18 412
129 Blindness 22 411
130 Broken Bones 25 410
131 Female Comedy Writers 54 410
132 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 408
133 Democracy Bonus 2 407
134 Cash Register Solicitations 39 407
135 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 407
136 Bread Tacos 31 406
137 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 406
138 Game Journalists 50 405
139 Onmibus Spending Bills 70 405
140 Shorter Attention Spans 57 402
141 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 401
142 Wellness Checks 58 401
143 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 400
144 Common Core Math 127 396
145 Women Always Having to Win Arguments 142 396
146 Charity Fraud 96 395
147 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 394
148 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 393
149 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 390
150 Child Support 61 389
151 Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru Bonus 10 387
152 Hate Hoaxes 43 384
153 Loud Music at Bars 83 384
154 Whiny Waiters 83 384
155 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 382
156 Wrongful Convictions 136 380
157 Vito's Twitter Account 23 379
158 "Love Bombing" 34 377
159 The SEC 99 374
160 Mobile-Only Websites 52 373
161 Food Going Bad 93 373
162 Robocallers 125 373
163 Speed Traps 133 372
164 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 368
165 Throwing Your Back Out 128 367
166 Easy Mode Activists 33 365
167 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 363
168 Unrealistic Expectations 42 363
169 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 363
170 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 362
171 Live Service Video Games 123 362
172 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 361
173 Uninformed Voters 76 361
174 SSRIs 49 356
175 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 356
176 The Gas Stove Ban 73 354
177 The War on Drugs 142 353
178 Stock Market Morons 86 352
179 Simulation Theory 9 351
180 Wil Wheaton 127 350
181 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 349
182 DEI 122 345
183 e-Whores 72 344
184 Amber Heard Supporters 44 342
185 Laws That Make You Lie 34 341
186 Artificial Scarcity 94 341
187 Autism 64 340
188 The Anchoring Effect 79 340
189 Bad Neighbors 110 340
190 Keyboard Warriors 31 339
191 Appealing to the Chinese Market Bonus 22 339
192 Elon Musk 67 338
193 Nocturia 94 338
194 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 338
195 Adam Sessler 73 335
196 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 335
197 Reparation Retardation 82 334
198 Toxic Positivity 95 328
199 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 327
200 Freemium Software 127 327
201 Generation of Sexless Idiots 132 325
202 Guys Getting in Fights Over Women 137 323
203 Influencer Culture 45 322
204 Compelled Speech 83 322
205 Mosquitos 109 321
206 Freeway Protesters 46 319
207 Cops Transferring Departments 126 318
208 Famine 47 316
209 Long Lost Lectures 13 315
210 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 314
211 Snail-in Voting 92 313
212 Finding the Edge on Packing Tape 62 312
213 Losing Shit 91 311
214 The Emperor's New Burn 38 309
215 The Female Dating Strategy Podcast 68 309
216 Big Government 102 309
217 Getting Band-Aids Wet 57 308
218 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 307
219 Armchair Mechanics 15 306
220 Tech Switcheroos 77 306
221 Non-Drivers 100 304
222 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 303
223 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 303
224 Creepy Targeted Ads 54 302
225 Contouring 79 302
226 Travel Insurance 25 301
227 Chips Breaking in the Dip 128 300
228 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 299
229 Swastika Scaries 70 298
230 Suicide Baiting 120 298
231 The Olympics 28 297
232 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 297
233 Shitty Shippers 105 297
234 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 296
235 Parasocial Relationships 90 295
236 Stan Culture 119 295
237 The Five-Day Work Week 103 293
238 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 292
239 Badly Timed Traffic Lights 66 290
240 Women's Stories 138 290
241 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 288
242 Stranger Danger 111 288
243 Tinnitus 114 288
244 Women's Dating Advice 104 287
245 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 286
246 In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move 129 286
247 Time Vampires 137 286
248 Great Government Firewalls 84 284
249 Mothers Against Drunk Driving Bonus 25 284
250 Tip Jar Takeover 75 283
251 Female Gamers 141 283
252 Too Many Licenses 46 282
253 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 282
254 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 282
255 Missed Opportunities 77 280
256 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 280
257 Epstein Blue Balls 47 279
258 Initiating the Conversation 21 278
259 Minimum Wageslaves 49 278
260 Billionaire Bootlickers 69 278
261 The UK Government 106 278
262 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 275
263 Post Purchase Surveys 81 275
264 Effective Altruism 64 273
265 Unlisted Prices 120 273
266 Girl Bosses 143 273
267 Domain Squatters 17 272
268 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 272
269 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 272
270 Corporate Sponsored Memes 134 271
271 Living in the Ghetto 36 270
272 Height Discrimination 47 270
273 Getting Sick During Time Off 66 270
274 Awareness 98 269
275 Pimples on Your Nose 110 267
276 Chump Syndrome 118 266
277 Drug Dummies 97 264
278 Single Mothers Bonus 25 264
279 Land Acknowledgements 89 263
280 Fear of Negotiating 74 260
281 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 260
282 Going to the Doctor 76 260
283 Graduation Speeches 93 260
284 Ignoring Driving Signals 124 260
285 Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse 133 260
286 The Civil Rights Act 85 259
287 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 259
288 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 258
289 Microplastics in Your Balls 142 258
290 Compulsive Liars 117 256
291 Space Tourists 5 255
292 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 255
293 Intrusive Thoughts 118 255
294 Cover Charges 86 254
295 Fake Libertarians 103 254
296 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 254
297 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 253
298 Immigration 116 253
299 Taylor Swift 125 253
300 Drip Pricing 88 252
301 Rickety Shit 104 252
302 Failing to Complete an Errand 129 252
303 Not Enough Belts Bonus 23 252
304 Unnecessary Safety Warnings 63 250
305 Kink Personalities 79 250
306 Subway Performers 88 250
307 Philistines 58 249
308 Extreme Heat Events 45 248
309 Starving Artists 69 248
310 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 248
311 The "u mad?" Game 73 245
312 Making Decisions 91 245
313 Cockteasing 65 244
314 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 243
315 Home Repair 124 243
316 Ticketmaster 65 242
317 Nude Negotiators 32 241
318 The Disappointment of AI Bonus 21 241
319 Chinese Apps Bonus 22 241
320 Hustlers' Universities 122 238
321 The Minimum Wage 4 237
322 Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard 58 237
323 Blacklists 140 236
324 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 235
325 Bad Cell Service 141 235
326 People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane 64 234
327 Relying on Your Friends 87 234
328 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 234
329 "Objectively" 112 233
330 Fake Transparent PNGs 130 233
331 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 231
332 Apple Fanboys 127 229
333 Hypocrisy 87 228
334 Too Many Twinks Bonus 23 228
335 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 227
336 Foreign Lobbyists 139 227
337 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 225
338 USB Cables 80 224
339 Thirst Traps 81 224
340 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 224
341 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 223
342 Comics Shit Bonus 18 219
343 Pedo Jacketing 62 218
344 Venue Cancellation 63 217
345 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 217
346 My Bitch Realtor 89 217
347 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 217
348 First Ladies 122 217
349 Craigslist Complainers 21 216
350 Patting Yourself on the Back 132 216
351 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 215
352 Ear Worms 29 215
353 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 215
354 Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away Bonus 25 215
355 Finger Pain 10 212
356 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 210
357 Tardy Drink Refills 92 209
358 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 207
359 Fake Death Threats 129 207
360 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 206
361 Train Wrecks 78 206
362 Roadside Death Shrines 36 203
363 Seatbelt Alarms 27 202
364 Stupid Awards Shows 131 202
365 Women in Star Wars 89 201
366 Women Fighting in Movies 120 201
367 Thoughts and Prayers 74 199
368 Tight Booths 119 199
369 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 197
370 May the 4th 88 197
371 Keemstar's Thin Skin 135 197
372 Content Ratings Boards 138 197
373 Christmas Truthers Bonus 11 193
374 One Hour Meetings 143 193
375 Vegan Donuts 131 192
376 "How Was School?" Bonus 25 192
377 Suction Cups 43 191
378 Activist Ice Cream 97 191
379 High People Bonus 15 190
380 Forced Christmas Memes Bonus 11 188
381 Ghost Texts 102 186
382 Fake Retirements 114 186
383 Activist CEOs 139 184
384 Side Hustles 32 181
385 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 181
386 The Parallel Economy 130 181
387 The Alt-Tab Death Spiral 47 179
388 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 179
389 Source Snobs 96 179
390 Confirmation Bias 125 179
391 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 178
392 Holiday Parties 69 178
393 Tiny House Propaganda 117 178
394 Music Videos Disguised as Movies 61 177
395 Texas Legal Myths 107 173
396 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 173
397 Changed Passwords Not Saving 52 172
398 Sensationalism 66 172
399 Seasonal Affective Disorder Bonus 11 172
400 Demographic Dummies 81 172
401 Intellectual Property Laws 40 171
402 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 171
403 Hoarding 134 171
404 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 170
405 Bad Candy Bonus 19 170
406 Zoom Exhaustion 33 169
407 Boob Truthers 109 169
408 Bad Day Holidays 132 169
409 Going to the Dentist 70 168
410 Forgetting Things When You Travel 142 168
411 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 165
412 Buyer's Remorse 116 165
413 Incest Porn 32 164
414 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 164
415 Blowing your Wad Early 115 164
416 Product Placement Movies 126 164
417 Idea Guys 113 163
418 Conservative Porn 121 163
419 Going to Work While Sick 139 163
420 Fear of Self-Promotion 59 162
421 Too Many Stop Signs 134 160
422 Premature E-Trackulation 15 159
423 Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts Bonus 23 156
424 Stupid Food Trends 11 155
425 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 155
426 Burger Tribalism Bonus 10 155
427 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 155
428 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 155
429 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 155
430 LARPing PUAs 26 154
431 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 153
432 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 153
433 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 149
434 Backseat Googlers 41 147
435 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 147
436 Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 55 147
437 Refusal to Wear the Hijab 57 147
438 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 147
439 Paralysis of Choice 135 146
440 Sponsored Hate 28 145
441 No Flying Cars 80 145
442 Pity Party Poopers 49 142
443 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 141
444 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 140
445 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 139
446 Mandatory Evacuation Orders 58 136
447 Distracted Children 130 134
448 3D Technology 40 132
449 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 132
450 No Respect for Engineers Bonus 24 132
451 Metaphor Hijacking 133 131
452 Asexuality 34 130
453 Celebrity Bands 55 130
454 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 129
455 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 128
456 Drunk Eating 56 127
457 Franchise Crossovers 62 127
458 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 126
459 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 126
460 Enslaving Indie Directors 64 125
461 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 124
462 Anti-Woke Marketing 51 124
463 Money Shaming 144 124
464 Sports-a-phobia 59 120
465 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 120
466 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 119
467 Going to the Vet 144 117
468 Halftime Shows 78 116
469 Fatwas 53 115
470 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 114
471 Mass Shootings 112 111
472 Fake Food Freak-Outs 137 111
473 Smoking is Too Cool 27 110
474 Pronoun Resistance 1 109
475 GameStop Stock Bonus 3 108
476 Elmo 127 108
477 "One More Day" Bonus 16 107
478 Airplane Seats 95 107
479 The Destruction of Alt Journalism 129 106
480 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 105
481 Bryan Singer 88 105
482 Battery Corrosion 94 105
483 Backseat Murderers 114 105
484 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 104
485 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 104
486 Phone Format Paste 105 103
487 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 102
488 Culture War Criminals 106 102
489 The Biggest Problem TV Treatment Bonus 21 102
490 "We Have McDonald's At Home" Bonus 25 102
491 Spoiler Nazis 36 98
492 Not Getting Drugs on Halloween 61 98
493 Alexa Being Retarded 138 98
494 The Royal "We" 103 96
495 The US Postal Service 143 96
496 Not Enough Apolcaypse Bonus 24 95
497 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 93
498 Pro-Spider Propaganda 65 93
499 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 93
500 Fake Straights 63 91
501 Conservative Comedy 140 91
502 Trivial Cheating 96 89
503 Getting Rid of Grease 38 87
504 Online Naturalists 61 86
505 "Would" 123 86
506 Chinese Lady-Bots Bonus 22 86
507 The Bud Light Boycott Bonus 21 84
508 AI Evangelists 128 84
509 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 83
510 Back in School Nightmares Bonus 9 82
511 Prison Abuse 128 82
512 Everything is a Mess Bonus 24 82
513 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 77
514 The War in Gaza Bonus 21 77
515 Smug Doomsday Preppers Bonus 24 77
516 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 75
517 Authentic Chinese Food Bonus 22 74
518 Peladophobia 77 73
519 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 73
520 Missing McDonald's Breakfast Bonus 10 72
521 Bible Truthers 105 72
522 Satanic Panic 77 70
523 Masturbation Monitor Bonus 25 69
524 Community Detachment 80 68
525 Shared Universes Bonus 18 67
526 No Toilet Privacy Bonus 26 67
527 Free Market Haters 82 66
528 Rough Teeth 107 66
529 Magical Teenagers Bonus 23 65
530 No Masturbation in Prison Bonus 26 65
531 Women Co-opting Slurs 145 62
532 "no" Autocorrect 60 61
533 Accidental Screen Shares 129 60
534 Posting Pictures of Steak Online 144 60
535 Fake 2D Animation 38 59
536 For Profit Prisons Bonus 26 59
537 Star Wars Reviews Bonus 6 58
538 Friends and Family Discounts 135 58
539 Virtual Restaurant Brands 23 56
540 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 56
541 Game Stop 110 55
542 Kid Christmas Pageants 21 54
543 OCD Toasters 13 52
544 The War on Whiteface 56 52
545 Religion in Schools 137 52
546 Bluetooth 40 51
547 Sobering Up Before You Pass Out 53 49
548 Shitty Slow Motion 16 48
549 Nazis are Too Cool 85 47
550 Military Suicides 56 46
551 Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween Bonus 19 46
552 Prison Food Bonus 26 44
553 Hippie Thanksgiving 66 42
554 Bullet Hiders Bonus 24 40
555 Mom Making You Take Stuff Home Bonus 25 40
556 Not Enough Leftovers 116 39
557 Event Wristbands 45 38
558 Prison Rape Jokes Bonus 26 37
559 Ewok Hate Bonus 6 34
560 Bodegas 46 34
561 Occam's Razor 145 34
562 Not Biggest Problem Merch 108 33
563 The Sun Exploding 140 32
564 Bright Lights in Prison Bonus 26 32
565 Too Many Asians at Costco 123 30
566 Sober October 109 29
567 UFO Conspiracies 138 22
568 The Sex Offender Registry 126 19
569 Arizona Inflation 90 14
570 The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month 92 13
571 Sour Grapes 24 12
572 Son of Sam Laws Bonus 26 12
573 Flip Flops Breaking 30 8
574 Fortnite 98 7
575 Vtubers 145 7
576 Halloweenies 109 4
577 Filet O'Fish Disrespecters 99 -1
578 Holiday Decorations 62 -2
579 Soap Ejaculate 135 -5
580 Politeness Words 23 -8
581 VR Chat 51 -8
582 Social Media Disinformation 115 -8
583 The Chinese Death Penalty Bonus 22 -11
584 Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day 82 -13
585 Death of the Toy Industry Bonus 20 -13
586 Multiverse Haters Bonus 18 -16
587 Max Gibson Bonus 5 -19
588 Dubs 139 -20
589 Nextdoor Apps 117 -21
590 Macho Weathermen 11 -22
591 Forgetting to Hit Record 141 -27
592 Jersey Burning 63 -31
593 No Fat Chicks in Prison Bonus 26 -32
594 Boring Sports Uniforms 57 -34
595 People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel 112 -35
596 Pun Halloween Costumes Bonus 19 -36
597 Bad Blood 67 -38
598 Work Holiday Parties 118 -38
599 Algorithm Generated Merchandise 51 -39
600 Shit in Your Drink 140 -39
601 Slow Cancer 65 -40
602 Transphobia 83 -41
603 People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff 133 -42
604 Vladimir Putin 30 -43
605 Counting Dead Kids 110 -43
606 Buying Exercise Equipment 144 -43
607 Missing the Return Date on Gifts Bonus 11 -44
608 Seatbelt Laws 85 -44
609 The Chinese Zodiac Bonus 22 -44
610 Blockbuster Nostalgia 69 -45
611 Mugshot Envy 103 -46
612 Donkey Jelly 141 -48
613 Abandoning American Citizens Abroad 123 -49
614 Occupational Stereotypes 50 -52
615 Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia Bonus 21 -52
616 Watching a Man Drown 104 -55
617 Legalizing Weed Bonus 15 -60
618 Hour-Long TV Shows 122 -61
619 Cripp Daddy Dying Bonus 21 -61
620 Very Special Episodes 91 -63
621 Secession Fantasies Bonus 18 -63
622 Branded Buttons 23 -64
623 Crack 28 -68
624 Anti-Woke Politicians Bonus 12 -69
625 Buffet Anxiety 134 -73
626 Mass Shooter Lotto 84 -77
627 AI Psychology Podcasts 75 -79
628 Unqualified Applicants 114 -81
629 Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant 111 -84
630 Horny Logic 143 -84
631 American Privilege 118 -85
632 Derivative Dummies 124 -86
633 Assisted Suicide Haters 128 -87
634 Local Businesses 29 -90
635 Costume Culture Complainers Complainers Bonus 19 -91
636 Black Israelites 63 -95
637 Too Long of Media 24 -101
638 "The Bonus Hole" 106 -101
639 Chinese Housing Crisis Bonus 22 -101
640 Discontinued Food Fakeouts 50 -103
641 Not Enough McNugget Buddies Bonus 19 -103
642 Fake Fly-Open Shorts 98 -105
643 Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers Bonus 24 -105
644 Pissphobes 84 -106
645 Homophobia Bonus 7 -108
646 Gamers 100 -110
647 Parental Wisdom 93 -111
648 Black History Month is Disorganized Bonus 13 -112
649 $1,000 Posters 87 -112
650 NFT Haters 95 -112
651 Bad Snaps 125 -112
652 Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8 Bonus 23 -112
653 National Parks 132 -113
654 The National Anthem Bonus 8 -117
655 The Barbie Movie 101 -118
656 Too Much Bruce Wayne Bonus 5 -121
657 The Invasion of Ukraine Bonus 12 -121
658 Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous 130 -122
659 Block Babies 102 -125
660 Private Wi-Fis 126 -131
661 Different Races Bonus 4 -132
662 The Ocean Bonus 17 -139
663 Nostalgia 64 111 -140
664 Fan Entitlement 70 -144
665 The Black/White Test Score Gap 96 -146
666 Home Alone 2 Bonus 20 -147
667 Games Inside of Games Bonus 23 -147
668 Silverware Scraping on Plates 97 -149
669 The Clone High Reboot Sucked Bonus 21 -151
670 Semaglutide / Ozempic 92 -156
671 Santa Purists Bonus 20 -159
672 Public Urination Laws 14 -164
673 Fast Food Face Grease 124 -176
674 Being Afraid to Show Sympathy 102 -179
675 Fake-Out Sprite Bonus 10 -181
676 Mariah Carey Haters Bonus 11 -187
677 Surrogacy Haters 119 -190
678 Google Doodle Dummies 86 -192
679 Kink Shaming 35 -193
680 The Production Quality of Amateur Porn 100 -194
681 No Black Toads Bonus 14 -196
682 Mario 2 Bonus 14 -202
683 Shoulder Nipples 71 -203
684 The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier Bonus 23 -203
685 Fingernail Piles 121 -218
686 Canon Cops 43 -224
687 Not Supporting Black Businesses 48 -242
688 Italian Face Bonus 14 -245
689 False False Flags 72 -251
690 Too Many Hitler Movies 99 -255
691 Jewish Conspiracies 101 -261
692 Disability Discrimination 35 -271
693 Email 60 -279
694 Fear of Drag Bonus 7 -280
695 The American Flag Bonus 8 -282
696 Not Enough Seanies 39 -289
697 Night Pooping 94 -308
698 Seed Oil Disrespecters 37 -325
699 Ratchet Straps 54 -328
700 Futurama Fans 31 -352
701 Evolution 48 -356
702 The Movie Theater Experience 22 -358
703 Overworked Manga Artists 131 -358
704 The Twins Losing Bonus 8 -360
705 Anti-Semitism 60 -389
706 Baby Lovers 136 -396
707 Cum 71 -416
708 Hitler 68 -464
709 French Fries Bonus 10 -669
710 "You Voted For This" 25 -792
711 The Capital Riots Bonus 3 -921
712 Fear of a Black Elf 29 -940
713 Puppets 7 -1184
714 Presidential Gas Gripers 6 -1248
715 COVID Deniers 5 -1827