The Problems

This Week

Kangaroo Courts	460
VR Chat	50
Anti-Woke Marketing	-20
Algorithm Generated Merchandise	-53

Latest Bonus Episode

The 19th Amendment	574
The Two-Party System	425
The National Anthem	-89
The American Flag	-165
The Twins Losing	-238

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	3031
2	Chinese Aporogies	3	2446
3	Fat Brain	2	2320
4	Too Much Pride	4	1708
5	"Disinformation"	3	1597
6	The N-Word Defense	5	1383
7	Tattle Tales	10	1317
8	Late Rape	10	1271
9	The War on Blackface	2	1267
10	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	1233
11	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1177
12	Scientism	7	1135
13	Seth Rogen	19	1053
14	Child Advocates	4	1010
15	Payment Processors	8	944
16	Deinstitutionalization	6	920
17	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	899
18	Millionaire Socialists	8	880
19	Fake News	13	795
20	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	721
21	Nuclear-phobia	14	710
22	YouTube Role Models	5	702
23	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	695
24	Inflation	24	656
25	Prison Rape	7	655
26	Edgy Reboots	3	654
27	Pedophiles	29	630
28	Goth Erasure	8	622
29	Trans Athletes	10	609
30	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	607
31	Regret	4	596
32	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	574
33	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	549
34	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	548
35	Charger Not Included	15	541
36	The Cowardice of Women	26	540
37	Installing Console Games	12	535
38	Holocaust Metaphors	9	534
39	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	532
40	Social Malware	14	531
41	Forced Diversity in Film	24	527
42	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	524
43	Political Scientists	26	519
44	Going Back to Work	22	502
45	Sustainability	11	499
46	Lack of Bidets	2	485
47	Women's Tears	37	481
48	Eldercare	25	472
49	Parking Idlers	42	470
50	No-Knock Raids	28	464
51	Kangaroo Courts	51	460
52	Nuclear War	30	460
53	"Buy the Dip"	1	459
54	Family Court	16	458
55	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	438
56	Testicular Torsion	19	434
57	Two-Factor Authentication	6	431
58	Political Canonizations	17	430
59	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	425
60	Silver Alerts	6	423
61	Media Consolidation	36	423
62	Gun Control	15	416
63	Bad Jannies	26	416
64	Silencing the User	16	413
65	Waiting	Bonus 1	410
66	Boycotts of the Week	35	406
67	Cash Bail	18	401
68	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	400
69	Civil Forfeiture	20	400
70	Live Action Anime	19	399
71	Pussy Cops	42	399
72	Swatting	48	386
73	Master Erasure	12	385
74	Columbus Hate	12	380
75	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	379
76	The National Debt	27	377
77	Rent is Too Damn High	48	372
78	Indoctrinating Children	33	371
79	Bread Tacos	31	367
80	Sleep Deprivation	32	362
81	Picky Parkers	7	362
82	Woke Unions	16	360
83	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	357
84	Broken Bones	25	357
85	Democracy	Bonus 2	356
86	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	355
87	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	349
88	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	344
89	Inventing Black Inventors	27	344
90	Fake Neurodivergence	40	342
91	Blindness	22	341
92	Animal Abuse	50	340
93	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	340
94	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	338
95	No More Comedies	37	334
96	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	334
97	Cash Register Solicitations	39	331
98	Funko Pops	18	327
99	"Love Bombing"	34	322
100	Vito's Twitter Account	23	321
101	Simulation Theory	9	318
102	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	316
103	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	313
104	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	313
105	Easy Mode Activists	33	301
106	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	300
107	Long Lost Lectures	13	295
108	Unrealistic Expectations	42	291
109	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	290
110	Game Journalists	50	290
111	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	288
112	Hate Hoaxes	43	286
113	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	285
114	Keyboard Warriors	31	279
115	The Olympics	28	275
116	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	275
117	The Emperor's New Burn	38	275
118	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	275
119	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	272
120	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	269
121	Armchair Mechanics	15	267
122	Travel Insurance	25	266
123	Amber Heard Supporters	44	265
124	Space Tourists	5	258
125	Laws That Make You Lie	34	256
126	Famine	47	250
127	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	249
128	SSRIs	49	245
129	Initiating the Conversation	21	236
130	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	236
131	Influencer Culture	45	233
132	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	232
133	Domain Squatters	17	230
134	Freeway Protesters	46	230
135	Living in the Ghetto	36	221
136	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	220
137	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	218
138	Minimum Wageslaves	49	215
139	Nude Negotiators	32	206
140	The Minimum Wage	4	205
141	Extreme Heat Events	45	198
142	Height Discrimination	47	197
143	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	194
144	Epstein Blue Balls	47	192
145	Craigslist Complainers	21	192
146	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	190
147	Too Many Licenses	46	186
148	Ear Worms	29	184
149	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	181
150	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	180
151	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	173
152	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	166
153	Roadside Death Shrines	36	165
154	Side Hustles	32	160
155	Seatbelt Alarms	27	150
156	Zoom Exhaustion	33	140
157	Incest Porn	32	138
158	Finger Pain	10	137
159	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	133
160	Suction Cups	43	131
161	Intellectual Property Laws	40	130
162	3D Technology	40	130
163	Pronoun Resistance	1	129
164	LARPing PUAs	26	128
165	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	127
166	Stupid Food Trends	11	126
167	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	126
168	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	124
169	Pity Party Poopers	49	121
170	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	120
171	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	118
172	Premature E-Trackulation	15	115
173	Backseat Googlers	41	114
174	Sponsored Hate	28	113
175	Asexuality	34	101
176	GameStop	Bonus 3	93
177	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	92
178	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	89
179	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	70
180	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	69
181	Spoiler Nazis	36	69
182	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	64
183	Bluetooth	40	57
184	Getting Rid of Grease	38	55
185	VR Chat	51	50
186	Smoking is Too Cool	27	49
187	OCD Toasters	13	45
188	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	31
189	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	29
190	Fake 2D Animation	38	25
191	Bodegas	46	24
192	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	22
193	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	7
194	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	4
195	Event Wristbands	45	-3
196	Vladimir Putin	30	-4
197	Shitty Slow Motion	16	-9
198	Politeness Words	23	-12
199	Sour Grapes	24	-15
200	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	-20
201	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-20
202	Macho Weathermen	11	-28
203	Flip Flops Breaking	30	-48
204	Branded Buttons	23	-49
205	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-50
206	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-53
207	Crack	28	-58
208	Local Businesses	29	-81
209	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-89
210	Too Long of Media	24	-102
211	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-108
212	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-124
213	Different Races	Bonus 4	-130
214	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-134
215	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-165
216	Kink Shaming	35	-171
217	Canon Cops	43	-189
218	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-193
219	Public Urination Laws	14	-202
220	Not Enough Seanies	39	-218
221	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-235
222	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-238
223	Disability Discrimination	35	-240
224	Evolution	48	-251
225	Futurama Fans	31	-294
226	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-313
227	"You Voted For This"	25	-598
228	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-658
229	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-696
230	Puppets	7	-942
231	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-973
232	COVID Deniers	5	-1372