The Problems

This Week

Throwing Your Back Out 238
Chips Breaking in the Dip 204
AI Evangelists 48
Prison Abuse 39
Assisted Suicide Haters -45

Latest Bonus Episode

Appealing to the Chinese Market 243
Chinese Apps 164
Chinese Lady-Bots 71
Authentic Chinese Food 52
The Chinese Death Penalty 4
The Chinese Zodiac -23
Chinese Housing Crisis -78

All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Woke Marketing 1 3953
2 Fat Brain 2 3443
3 Chinese Aporogies 3 3135
4 Too Much Pride 4 2343
5 "Disinformation" 3 2081
6 The N-Word Defense 5 1878
7 Late Rape 10 1842
8 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 1812
9 Tattle Tales 10 1727
10 Seth Rogen 19 1604
11 The War on Blackface 2 1574
12 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1537
13 Scientism 7 1448
14 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 1409
15 Payment Processors 8 1278
16 Millionaire Socialists 8 1255
17 Child Advocates 4 1211
18 Nuclear-phobia 14 1095
19 Women Running Education Bonus 9 1068
20 Deinstitutionalization 6 1063
21 Inflation 24 978
22 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 958
23 The IRS 52 953
24 Fake News 13 936
25 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 891
26 Pedophiles 29 878
27 YouTube Role Models 5 866
28 Goth Erasure 8 835
29 Prison Rape 7 822
30 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 812
31 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 790
32 Forced Diversity in Film 24 788
33 Edgy Reboots 3 763
34 Trans Athletes 10 762
35 Kangaroo Courts 51 753
36 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 750
37 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 748
38 The Cowardice of Women 26 725
39 Regret 4 709
40 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 709
41 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 707
42 Getting Your Order Wrong Bonus 10 707
43 No-Knock Raids 28 693
44 Charger Not Included 15 692
45 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 668
46 Installing Console Games 12 664
47 Social Malware 14 654
48 No Hot Girls in Your Class Bonus 9 650
49 Political Scientists 26 642
50 The War on Anonymity 68 640
51 Holocaust Metaphors 9 635
52 Conservatives 67 630
53 Womansplaining 53 616
54 Women's Tears 37 612
55 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 611
56 Going Back to Work 22 604
57 Family Court 16 593
58 School Starts Too Early Bonus 9 593
59 Circumcision Apologists 59 587
60 The Homeless 80 584
61 Comply Guys 52 581
62 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 577
63 Gun Control 15 575
64 Testicular Torsion 19 573
65 Lack of Bidets 2 571
66 Sustainability 11 567
67 Rent is Too Damn High 48 546
68 The Death of the Dollar Menu Bonus 10 541
69 Eldercare 25 539
70 Waiting Bonus 1 537
71 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 535
72 Swatting 48 530
73 Parking Idlers 42 528
74 Media Consolidation 36 527
75 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 525
76 Civil Forfeiture 20 523
77 Pussy Cops 42 521
78 Empty Parking Lots 111 512
79 Political Canonizations 17 508
80 "Buy the Dip" 1 507
81 Silencing the User 16 497
82 Boycotts of the Week 35 494
83 Bad Jannies 26 493
84 Nuclear War 30 491
85 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 489
86 Corporate Bootlicking 60 488
87 Short Attention Spans 86 488
88 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 487
89 Fake Neurodivergence 40 483
90 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 480
91 The National Debt 27 479
92 Indoctrinating Children 33 479
93 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 475
94 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 472
95 Animal Abuse 50 468
96 Student Debt Repayment 54 468
97 Social Media 55 466
98 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 465
99 Sleep Deprivation 32 464
100 The De-Sexification of Media 71 464
101 Live Action Anime 19 461
102 Two-Factor Authentication 6 459
103 Master Erasure 12 456
104 Silver Alerts 6 451
105 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 445
106 Inventing Black Inventors 27 441
107 Big Leaguing 121 438
108 Woke Unions 16 437
109 Plea Deals 105 437
110 Cash Bail 18 436
111 Manliness Gurus 71 432
112 Columbus Hate 12 429
113 Overly Courteous Drivers 50 422
114 Picky Parkers 7 420
115 No More Comedies 37 417
116 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 415
117 Theater Kids 56 415
118 George Soros District Attorneys 94 414
119 Deadname Drama 53 413
120 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 411
121 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 409
122 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 409
123 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 406
124 Funko Pops 18 404
125 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 402
126 Blindness 22 401
127 Broken Bones 25 401
128 Democracy Bonus 2 400
129 Bread Tacos 31 398
130 Cash Register Solicitations 39 398
131 Onmibus Spending Bills 70 398
132 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 398
133 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 397
134 Game Journalists 50 396
135 Female Comedy Writers 54 396
136 Wellness Checks 58 395
137 Shorter Attention Spans 57 393
138 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 389
139 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 387
140 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 385
141 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 385
142 Charity Fraud 96 385
143 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 383
144 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 383
145 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 376
146 Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru Bonus 10 376
147 Whiny Waiters 83 376
148 "Love Bombing" 34 375
149 Hate Hoaxes 43 375
150 Child Support 61 373
151 Common Core Math 127 371
152 Loud Music at Bars 83 369
153 Food Going Bad 93 364
154 Mobile-Only Websites 52 363
155 The SEC 99 361
156 Vito's Twitter Account 23 360
157 Easy Mode Activists 33 360
158 Robocallers 125 355
159 Live Service Video Games 123 354
160 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 353
161 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 353
162 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 352
163 Unrealistic Expectations 42 352
164 Stock Market Morons 86 351
165 Uninformed Voters 76 350
166 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 349
167 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 349
168 Simulation Theory 9 348
169 The Gas Stove Ban 73 347
170 SSRIs 49 346
171 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 342
172 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 340
173 Nocturia 94 336
174 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 334
175 The Anchoring Effect 79 332
176 Laws That Make You Lie 34 331
177 Amber Heard Supporters 44 330
178 e-Whores 72 330
179 Elon Musk 67 329
180 Bad Neighbors 110 329
181 Wil Wheaton 127 329
182 Artificial Scarcity 94 328
183 Keyboard Warriors 31 327
184 Autism 64 327
185 Reparation Retardation 82 325
186 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 325
187 DEI 122 325
188 Adam Sessler 73 319
189 Toxic Positivity 95 317
190 Long Lost Lectures 13 312
191 Influencer Culture 45 312
192 Compelled Speech 83 311
193 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 310
194 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 310
195 Freeway Protesters 46 309
196 Mosquitos 109 308
197 Famine 47 307
198 Freemium Software 127 306
199 The Emperor's New Burn 38 301
200 Getting Band-Aids Wet 57 301
201 Armchair Mechanics 15 300
202 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 300
203 Tech Switcheroos 77 300
204 Snail-in Voting 92 300
205 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 298
206 Finding the Edge on Packing Tape 62 298
207 Contouring 79 298
208 Losing Shit 91 298
209 The Female Dating Strategy Podcast 68 295
210 Travel Insurance 25 294
211 Cops Transferring Departments 126 294
212 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 293
213 Non-Drivers 100 293
214 Big Government 102 292
215 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 291
216 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 290
217 Swastika Scaries 70 290
218 Shitty Shippers 105 289
219 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 288
220 Creepy Targeted Ads 54 288
221 Suicide Baiting 120 288
222 The Olympics 28 287
223 Parasocial Relationships 90 285
224 Stan Culture 119 284
225 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 283
226 The Five-Day Work Week 103 282
227 Stranger Danger 111 281
228 Tinnitus 114 279
229 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 278
230 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 277
231 Badly Timed Traffic Lights 66 276
232 Women's Dating Advice 104 274
233 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 272
234 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 272
235 Epstein Blue Balls 47 271
236 Tip Jar Takeover 75 271
237 Great Government Firewalls 84 271
238 Too Many Licenses 46 270
239 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 269
240 Initiating the Conversation 21 269
241 Minimum Wageslaves 49 269
242 Missed Opportunities 77 269
243 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 269
244 Domain Squatters 17 268
245 Billionaire Bootlickers 69 267
246 Post Purchase Surveys 81 267
247 Effective Altruism 64 265
248 Living in the Ghetto 36 263
249 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 263
250 Awareness 98 263
251 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 262
252 The UK Government 106 262
253 Unlisted Prices 120 261
254 Pimples on Your Nose 110 260
255 Height Discrimination 47 257
256 Land Acknowledgements 89 256
257 Getting Sick During Time Off 66 255
258 Drug Dummies 97 255
259 Chump Syndrome 118 255
260 Going to the Doctor 76 252
261 Graduation Speeches 93 252
262 Ignoring Driving Signals 124 252
263 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 251
264 The Civil Rights Act 85 251
265 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 251
266 Space Tourists 5 250
267 Fear of Negotiating 74 250
268 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 250
269 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 250
270 Intrusive Thoughts 118 248
271 Cover Charges 86 246
272 Fake Libertarians 103 246
273 Drip Pricing 88 245
274 Immigration 116 245
275 Compulsive Liars 117 245
276 Extreme Heat Events 45 244
277 Rickety Shit 104 244
278 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 243
279 Unnecessary Safety Warnings 63 243
280 Subway Performers 88 243
281 Appealing to the Chinese Market Bonus 22 243
282 Starving Artists 69 242
283 Kink Personalities 79 242
284 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 241
285 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 241
286 Taylor Swift 125 241
287 Philistines 58 240
288 Nude Negotiators 32 239
289 Making Decisions 91 239
290 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 238
291 Throwing Your Back Out 128 238
292 The Minimum Wage 4 235
293 The "u mad?" Game 73 235
294 The Disappointment of AI Bonus 21 235
295 Home Repair 124 234
296 Cockteasing 65 233
297 Ticketmaster 65 231
298 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 229
299 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 228
300 Relying on Your Friends 87 227
301 People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane 64 225
302 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 225
303 Hustlers' Universities 122 224
304 Hypocrisy 87 223
305 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 222
306 Thirst Traps 81 220
307 "Objectively" 112 220
308 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 218
309 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 217
310 Craigslist Complainers 21 216
311 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 216
312 USB Cables 80 216
313 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 216
314 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 215
315 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 214
316 Comics Shit Bonus 18 214
317 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 213
318 My Bitch Realtor 89 212
319 First Ladies 122 212
320 Ear Worms 29 211
321 Venue Cancellation 63 210
322 Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard 58 207
323 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 207
324 Pedo Jacketing 62 206
325 Tardy Drink Refills 92 206
326 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 205
327 Chips Breaking in the Dip 128 204
328 Finger Pain 10 202
329 Train Wrecks 78 202
330 Roadside Death Shrines 36 201
331 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 200
332 Tight Booths 119 197
333 Seatbelt Alarms 27 196
334 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 195
335 Thoughts and Prayers 74 195
336 Apple Fanboys 127 195
337 Women Fighting in Movies 120 194
338 Christmas Truthers Bonus 11 191
339 Suction Cups 43 190
340 May the 4th 88 190
341 Women in Star Wars 89 188
342 High People Bonus 15 187
343 Activist Ice Cream 97 184
344 Forced Christmas Memes Bonus 11 183
345 Fake Retirements 114 182
346 Ghost Texts 102 181
347 Holiday Parties 69 178
348 Source Snobs 96 178
349 Side Hustles 32 177
350 The Alt-Tab Death Spiral 47 177
351 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 176
352 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 176
353 Confirmation Bias 125 175
354 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 173
355 Music Videos Disguised as Movies 61 172
356 Tiny House Propaganda 117 171
357 Seasonal Affective Disorder Bonus 11 169
358 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 169
359 Zoom Exhaustion 33 168
360 Demographic Dummies 81 168
361 Texas Legal Myths 107 168
362 Changed Passwords Not Saving 52 167
363 Intellectual Property Laws 40 166
364 Sensationalism 66 166
365 Bad Candy Bonus 19 166
366 Chinese Apps Bonus 22 164
367 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 163
368 Going to the Dentist 70 163
369 Boob Truthers 109 162
370 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 161
371 Conservative Porn 121 161
372 Incest Porn 32 160
373 Buyer's Remorse 116 160
374 Fear of Self-Promotion 59 159
375 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 159
376 Blowing your Wad Early 115 159
377 Idea Guys 113 158
378 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 157
379 Stupid Food Trends 11 153
380 Premature E-Trackulation 15 153
381 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 153
382 LARPing PUAs 26 152
383 Product Placement Movies 126 152
384 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 151
385 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 150
386 Burger Tribalism Bonus 10 150
387 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 149
388 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 148
389 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 148
390 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 146
391 Backseat Googlers 41 144
392 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 144
393 Refusal to Wear the Hijab 57 143
394 No Flying Cars 80 143
395 Sponsored Hate 28 142
396 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 142
397 Pity Party Poopers 49 141
398 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 138
399 Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 55 138
400 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 137
401 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 136
402 Mandatory Evacuation Orders 58 133
403 3D Technology 40 131
404 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 128
405 Asexuality 34 125
406 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 125
407 Franchise Crossovers 62 124
408 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 123
409 Drunk Eating 56 122
410 Sports-a-phobia 59 122
411 Enslaving Indie Directors 64 120
412 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 120
413 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 119
414 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 118
415 Celebrity Bands 55 118
416 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 118
417 Anti-Woke Marketing 51 115
418 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 115
419 Halftime Shows 78 113
420 Fatwas 53 112
421 Pronoun Resistance 1 111
422 Smoking is Too Cool 27 109
423 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 108
424 "One More Day" Bonus 16 105
425 GameStop Stock Bonus 3 104
426 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 104
427 Airplane Seats 95 104
428 Mass Shootings 112 104
429 The Biggest Problem TV Treatment Bonus 21 104
430 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 103
431 Backseat Murderers 114 103
432 Bryan Singer 88 101
433 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 101
434 Battery Corrosion 94 99
435 Phone Format Paste 105 99
436 Culture War Criminals 106 99
437 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 97
438 Spoiler Nazis 36 95
439 Not Getting Drugs on Halloween 61 95
440 Elmo 127 95
441 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 94
442 The Royal "We" 103 92
443 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 90
444 Pro-Spider Propaganda 65 88
445 Trivial Cheating 96 86
446 Fake Straights 63 85
447 The Bud Light Boycott Bonus 21 85
448 Getting Rid of Grease 38 83
449 Online Naturalists 61 83
450 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 83
451 "Would" 123 82
452 Back in School Nightmares Bonus 9 80
453 Bible Truthers 105 75
454 Satanic Panic 77 74
455 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 74
456 Peladophobia 77 73
457 The War in Gaza Bonus 21 73
458 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 72
459 Chinese Lady-Bots Bonus 22 71
460 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 70
461 Missing McDonald's Breakfast Bonus 10 67
462 Free Market Haters 82 66
463 Community Detachment 80 65
464 Shared Universes Bonus 18 65
465 Rough Teeth 107 63
466 "no" Autocorrect 60 61
467 Star Wars Reviews Bonus 6 55
468 Virtual Restaurant Brands 23 54
469 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 54
470 OCD Toasters 13 53
471 Fake 2D Animation 38 52
472 Game Stop 110 52
473 Authentic Chinese Food Bonus 22 52
474 Kid Christmas Pageants 21 50
475 AI Evangelists 128 48
476 Bluetooth 40 47
477 Military Suicides 56 46
478 Sobering Up Before You Pass Out 53 45
479 The War on Whiteface 56 44
480 Nazis are Too Cool 85 43
481 Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween Bonus 19 43
482 Shitty Slow Motion 16 41
483 Prison Abuse 128 39
484 Ewok Hate Bonus 6 36
485 Not Enough Leftovers 116 36
486 Event Wristbands 45 35
487 Bodegas 46 34
488 Hippie Thanksgiving 66 33
489 Not Biggest Problem Merch 108 33
490 The Sex Offender Registry 126 22
491 Sober October 109 21
492 Too Many Asians at Costco 123 19
493 Arizona Inflation 90 11
494 Sour Grapes 24 7
495 The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month 92 6
496 Halloweenies 109 6
497 Fortnite 98 4
498 The Chinese Death Penalty Bonus 22 4
499 Flip Flops Breaking 30 2
500 Holiday Decorations 62 0
501 VR Chat 51 -5
502 Filet O'Fish Disrespecters 99 -6
503 Death of the Toy Industry Bonus 20 -9
504 Social Media Disinformation 115 -10
505 Politeness Words 23 -12
506 Multiverse Haters Bonus 18 -16
507 Max Gibson Bonus 5 -18
508 Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day 82 -18
509 Macho Weathermen 11 -19
510 Nextdoor Apps 117 -23
511 The Chinese Zodiac Bonus 22 -23
512 Jersey Burning 63 -25
513 Transphobia 83 -26
514 People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel 112 -28
515 Boring Sports Uniforms 57 -31
516 Vladimir Putin 30 -38
517 Algorithm Generated Merchandise 51 -38
518 Bad Blood 67 -39
519 Pun Halloween Costumes Bonus 19 -40
520 Slow Cancer 65 -41
521 Work Holiday Parties 118 -42
522 Counting Dead Kids 110 -43
523 Missing the Return Date on Gifts Bonus 11 -44
524 Blockbuster Nostalgia 69 -45
525 Assisted Suicide Haters 128 -45
526 Seatbelt Laws 85 -48
527 Occupational Stereotypes 50 -51
528 Abandoning American Citizens Abroad 123 -51
529 Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia Bonus 21 -52
530 Hour-Long TV Shows 122 -55
531 Watching a Man Drown 104 -57
532 Legalizing Weed Bonus 15 -58
533 Cripp Daddy Dying Bonus 21 -58
534 Mugshot Envy 103 -59
535 Branded Buttons 23 -60
536 Secession Fantasies Bonus 18 -62
537 Anti-Woke Politicians Bonus 12 -65
538 Very Special Episodes 91 -66
539 Crack 28 -70
540 Mass Shooter Lotto 84 -71
541 AI Psychology Podcasts 75 -75
542 Chinese Housing Crisis Bonus 22 -78
543 American Privilege 118 -81
544 Unqualified Applicants 114 -83
545 Local Businesses 29 -85
546 Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant 111 -87
547 Derivative Dummies 124 -87
548 Costume Culture Complainers Complainers Bonus 19 -89
549 Black Israelites 63 -96
550 Homophobia Bonus 7 -97
551 "The Bonus Hole" 106 -99
552 Not Enough McNugget Buddies Bonus 19 -100
553 Too Long of Media 24 -101
554 Discontinued Food Fakeouts 50 -102
555 NFT Haters 95 -105
556 Fake Fly-Open Shorts 98 -105
557 Black History Month is Disorganized Bonus 13 -106
558 Pissphobes 84 -107
559 Parental Wisdom 93 -108
560 Bad Snaps 125 -112
561 Gamers 100 -113
562 $1,000 Posters 87 -114
563 Private Wi-Fis 126 -116
564 The Barbie Movie 101 -118
565 The National Anthem Bonus 8 -121
566 Too Much Bruce Wayne Bonus 5 -122
567 The Invasion of Ukraine Bonus 12 -122
568 Block Babies 102 -123
569 Different Races Bonus 4 -128
570 The Ocean Bonus 17 -141
571 Nostalgia 64 111 -141
572 Home Alone 2 Bonus 20 -141
573 Fan Entitlement 70 -143
574 The Black/White Test Score Gap 96 -145
575 The Clone High Reboot Sucked Bonus 21 -148
576 Silverware Scraping on Plates 97 -154
577 Semaglutide / Ozempic 92 -155
578 Santa Purists Bonus 20 -157
579 Public Urination Laws 14 -167
580 Mariah Carey Haters Bonus 11 -177
581 Fake-Out Sprite Bonus 10 -178
582 Fast Food Face Grease 124 -180
583 Being Afraid to Show Sympathy 102 -181
584 Surrogacy Haters 119 -182
585 Google Doodle Dummies 86 -189
586 Kink Shaming 35 -190
587 No Black Toads Bonus 14 -192
588 The Production Quality of Amateur Porn 100 -197
589 Mario 2 Bonus 14 -199
590 Shoulder Nipples 71 -203
591 Fingernail Piles 121 -210
592 Canon Cops 43 -219
593 Not Supporting Black Businesses 48 -230
594 Italian Face Bonus 14 -240
595 Too Many Hitler Movies 99 -246
596 False False Flags 72 -251
597 Jewish Conspiracies 101 -251
598 Fear of Drag Bonus 7 -266
599 Disability Discrimination 35 -271
600 The American Flag Bonus 8 -277
601 Email 60 -282
602 Not Enough Seanies 39 -284
603 Night Pooping 94 -313
604 Seed Oil Disrespecters 37 -318
605 Ratchet Straps 54 -325
606 Evolution 48 -339
607 Futurama Fans 31 -341
608 The Twins Losing Bonus 8 -347
609 The Movie Theater Experience 22 -353
610 Anti-Semitism 60 -364
611 Cum 71 -412
612 Hitler 68 -436
613 French Fries Bonus 10 -647
614 "You Voted For This" 25 -776
615 The Capital Riots Bonus 3 -905
616 Fear of a Black Elf 29 -923
617 Puppets 7 -1175
618 Presidential Gas Gripers 6 -1228
619 COVID Deniers 5 -1782