The Problems

This Week

Whiny Waiters 138
Loud Music at Bars 131
Compelled Speech 117
Transphobia -2

Latest Bonus Episode

Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping 170
Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 103
Coins Don't Matter 90
No Black Toads -82
Mario 2 -92
Italian Face -126

All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Woke Marketing 1 3474
2 Chinese Aporogies 3 2821
3 Fat Brain 2 2792
4 Too Much Pride 4 2006
5 "Disinformation" 3 1843
6 The N-Word Defense 5 1600
7 Tattle Tales 10 1549
8 Late Rape 10 1543
9 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 1511
10 The War on Blackface 2 1395
11 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1339
12 Seth Rogen 19 1293
13 Scientism 7 1284
14 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 1153
15 Payment Processors 8 1114
16 Child Advocates 4 1112
17 Millionaire Socialists 8 1059
18 Deinstitutionalization 6 988
19 Nuclear-phobia 14 913
20 Fake News 13 873
21 Women Running Education Bonus 9 833
22 Inflation 24 831
23 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 821
24 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 797
25 YouTube Role Models 5 787
26 Prison Rape 7 743
27 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 743
28 Pedophiles 29 740
29 The IRS 52 722
30 Goth Erasure 8 721
31 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 713
32 Edgy Reboots 3 709
33 Trans Athletes 10 678
34 Regret 4 661
35 Forced Diversity in Film 24 659
36 Kangaroo Courts 51 652
37 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 647
38 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 639
39 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 638
40 The Cowardice of Women 26 629
41 Charger Not Included 15 625
42 Getting Your Order Wrong Bonus 10 622
43 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 610
44 Social Malware 14 605
45 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 603
46 Installing Console Games 12 602
47 Political Scientists 26 595
48 Holocaust Metaphors 9 592
49 No-Knock Raids 28 588
50 Conservatives 67 570
51 Going Back to Work 22 556
52 No Hot Girls in Your Class Bonus 9 555
53 Women's Tears 37 548
54 Sustainability 11 544
55 Lack of Bidets 2 539
56 School Starts Too Early Bonus 9 539
57 The War on Anonymity 68 532
58 Comply Guys 52 531
59 Family Court 16 529
60 Womansplaining 53 528
61 Eldercare 25 515
62 Parking Idlers 42 506
63 Testicular Torsion 19 504
64 Gun Control 15 502
65 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 500
66 Media Consolidation 36 488
67 "Buy the Dip" 1 487
68 Nuclear War 30 485
69 Political Canonizations 17 481
70 Waiting Bonus 1 476
71 Circumcision Apologists 59 474
72 The Death of the Dollar Menu Bonus 10 473
73 Civil Forfeiture 20 469
74 Silencing the User 16 468
75 Swatting 48 467
76 Pussy Cops 42 466
77 Bad Jannies 26 466
78 Rent is Too Damn High 48 466
79 Boycotts of the Week 35 452
80 Student Debt Repayment 54 448
81 Two-Factor Authentication 6 446
82 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 436
83 Live Action Anime 19 433
84 The National Debt 27 433
85 Indoctrinating Children 33 433
86 Corporate Bootlicking 60 433
87 Silver Alerts 6 432
88 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 432
89 Master Erasure 12 429
90 Fake Neurodivergence 40 426
91 Social Media 55 425
92 Cash Bail 18 422
93 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 419
94 Animal Abuse 50 417
95 Sleep Deprivation 32 416
96 The Homeless 80 413
97 Columbus Hate 12 410
98 Woke Unions 16 410
99 Overly Courteous Drivers 50 404
100 The De-Sexification of Media 71 401
101 No More Comedies 37 396
102 Deadname Drama 53 394
103 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 393
104 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 393
105 Manliness Gurus 71 393
106 Inventing Black Inventors 27 391
107 Picky Parkers 7 391
108 Broken Bones 25 388
109 Democracy Bonus 2 387
110 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 384
111 Cash Register Solicitations 39 383
112 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 382
113 Funko Pops 18 381
114 Blindness 22 380
115 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 379
116 Bread Tacos 31 376
117 Theater Kids 56 373
118 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 371
119 Game Journalists 50 369
120 Wellness Checks 58 367
121 Onmibus Spending Bills 70 366
122 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 365
123 Shorter Attention Spans 57 360
124 "Love Bombing" 34 357
125 Female Comedy Writers 54 355
126 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 355
127 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 351
128 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 349
129 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 344
130 Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru Bonus 10 341
131 Child Support 61 338
132 Simulation Theory 9 337
133 Mobile-Only Websites 52 336
134 Hate Hoaxes 43 335
135 Unrealistic Expectations 42 334
136 Easy Mode Activists 33 332
137 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 331
138 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 326
139 Vito's Twitter Account 23 325
140 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 321
141 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 321
142 The Anchoring Effect 79 320
143 The Gas Stove Ban 73 318
144 Elon Musk 67 317
145 Adam Sessler 73 315
146 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 313
147 Laws That Make You Lie 34 312
148 SSRIs 49 310
149 Autism 64 310
150 Keyboard Warriors 31 309
151 Long Lost Lectures 13 304
152 Amber Heard Supporters 44 299
153 Uninformed Voters 76 298
154 e-Whores 72 292
155 The Emperor's New Burn 38 291
156 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 291
157 Tech Switcheroos 77 287
158 Influencer Culture 45 286
159 Armchair Mechanics 15 286
160 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 285
161 Famine 47 284
162 Travel Insurance 25 284
163 The Olympics 28 280
164 Freeway Protesters 46 280
165 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 278
166 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 278
167 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 274
168 Contouring 79 271
169 Reparation Retardation 82 271
170 Getting Band-Aids Wet 57 270
171 Swastika Scaries 70 269
172 Creepy Targeted Ads 54 267
173 Finding the Edge on Packing Tape 62 267
174 The Female Dating Strategy Podcast 68 263
175 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 263
176 Initiating the Conversation 21 262
177 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 259
178 Domain Squatters 17 258
179 Effective Altruism 64 256
180 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 253
181 Living in the Ghetto 36 253
182 Minimum Wageslaves 49 252
183 Epstein Blue Balls 47 248
184 Space Tourists 5 248
185 Too Many Licenses 46 246
186 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 246
187 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 244
188 Badly Timed Traffic Lights 66 241
189 Tip Jar Takeover 75 241
190 Billionaire Bootlickers 69 240
191 Post Purchase Surveys 81 237
192 Missed Opportunities 77 234
193 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 231
194 Starving Artists 69 231
195 Height Discrimination 47 230
196 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 229
197 Nude Negotiators 32 228
198 Extreme Heat Events 45 227
199 Going to the Doctor 76 226
200 Philistines 58 223
201 Unnecessary Safety Warnings 63 220
202 The Minimum Wage 4 220
203 Fear of Negotiating 74 219
204 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 218
205 Getting Sick During Time Off 66 217
206 Kink Personalities 79 214
207 Craigslist Complainers 21 211
208 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 210
209 Cockteasing 65 207
210 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 206
211 Ticketmaster 65 205
212 Thirst Traps 81 204
213 Ear Worms 29 200
214 The "u mad?" Game 73 200
215 People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane 64 196
216 USB Cables 80 195
217 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 191
218 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 189
219 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 189
220 Seatbelt Alarms 27 189
221 Train Wrecks 78 189
222 Pedo Jacketing 62 188
223 Roadside Death Shrines 36 187
224 Venue Cancellation 63 186
225 Christmas Truthers Bonus 11 185
226 Thoughts and Prayers 74 181
227 Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard 58 178
228 Finger Pain 10 177
229 The Alt-Tab Death Spiral 47 174
230 Forced Christmas Memes Bonus 11 173
231 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 170
232 Side Hustles 32 170
233 Holiday Parties 69 170
234 Suction Cups 43 169
235 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 169
236 Seasonal Affective Disorder Bonus 11 158
237 Zoom Exhaustion 33 157
238 Music Videos Disguised as Movies 61 154
239 Intellectual Property Laws 40 152
240 Sensationalism 66 152
241 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 152
242 Changed Passwords Not Saving 52 149
243 Incest Porn 32 147
244 Stupid Food Trends 11 147
245 LARPing PUAs 26 146
246 Going to the Dentist 70 145
247 Fear of Self-Promotion 59 144
248 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 143
249 Burger Tribalism Bonus 10 142
250 Demographic Dummies 81 141
251 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 140
252 Whiny Waiters 83 138
253 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 137
254 Pity Party Poopers 49 135
255 Sponsored Hate 28 135
256 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 135
257 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 135
258 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 133
259 Backseat Googlers 41 132
260 Premature E-Trackulation 15 132
261 No Flying Cars 80 131
262 Loud Music at Bars 83 131
263 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 130
264 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 129
265 3D Technology 40 128
266 Refusal to Wear the Hijab 57 126
267 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 125
268 Sports-a-phobia 59 122
269 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 120
270 Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 55 120
271 Pronoun Resistance 1 120
272 Mandatory Evacuation Orders 58 119
273 Enslaving Indie Directors 64 118
274 Compelled Speech 83 117
275 Asexuality 34 116
276 Franchise Crossovers 62 114
277 Drunk Eating 56 106
278 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 103
279 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 103
280 Celebrity Bands 55 102
281 Fatwas 53 102
282 Halftime Shows 78 101
283 GameStop Bonus 3 99
284 Smoking is Too Cool 27 98
285 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 91
286 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 90
287 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 85
288 Spoiler Nazis 36 82
289 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 81
290 Not Getting Drugs on Halloween 61 80
291 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 80
292 Pro-Spider Propaganda 65 78
293 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 78
294 Peladophobia 77 77
295 Anti-Woke Marketing 51 74
296 Online Naturalists 61 73
297 Fake Straights 63 71
298 Getting Rid of Grease 38 68
299 Back in School Nightmares Bonus 9 61
300 "no" Autocorrect 60 57
301 OCD Toasters 13 52
302 Satanic Panic 77 50
303 Missing McDonald's Breakfast Bonus 10 50
304 Star Wars Reviews Bonus 6 47
305 Fake 2D Animation 38 45
306 Free Market Haters 82 43
307 Community Detachment 80 43
308 Virtual Restaurant Brands 23 40
309 Bluetooth 40 39
310 Ewok Hate Bonus 6 38
311 Bodegas 46 32
312 Kid Christmas Pageants 21 31
313 The War on Whiteface 56 31
314 Military Suicides 56 29
315 Event Wristbands 45 21
316 Sobering Up Before You Pass Out 53 19
317 Hippie Thanksgiving 66 19
318 Shitty Slow Motion 16 17
319 VR Chat 51 4
320 Sour Grapes 24 4
321 Holiday Decorations 62 0
322 Transphobia 83 -2
323 Max Gibson Bonus 5 -10
324 Politeness Words 23 -13
325 Macho Weathermen 11 -14
326 Jersey Burning 63 -25
327 Flip Flops Breaking 30 -36
328 Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day 82 -38
329 Bad Blood 67 -40
330 Boring Sports Uniforms 57 -40
331 Slow Cancer 65 -43
332 Missing the Return Date on Gifts Bonus 11 -45
333 Occupational Stereotypes 50 -46
334 Vladimir Putin 30 -47
335 Algorithm Generated Merchandise 51 -48
336 Blockbuster Nostalgia 69 -50
337 Branded Buttons 23 -56
338 Anti-Woke Politicians Bonus 12 -59
339 Crack 28 -70
340 Local Businesses 29 -80
341 Homophobia Bonus 7 -81
342 No Black Toads Bonus 14 -82
343 AI Psychology Podcasts 75 -82
344 Black History Month is Disorganized Bonus 13 -91
345 Mario 2 Bonus 14 -92
346 Black Israelites 63 -94
347 Too Long of Media 24 -102
348 Discontinued Food Fakeouts 50 -108
349 The National Anthem Bonus 8 -111
350 The Invasion of Ukraine Bonus 12 -117
351 Different Races Bonus 4 -122
352 Too Much Bruce Wayne Bonus 5 -122
353 Italian Face Bonus 14 -126
354 Fan Entitlement 70 -142
355 Mariah Carey Haters Bonus 11 -159
356 Fake-Out Sprite Bonus 10 -168
357 Public Urination Laws 14 -175
358 Not Supporting Black Businesses 48 -180
359 Kink Shaming 35 -182
360 Shoulder Nipples 71 -192
361 Canon Cops 43 -208
362 Fear of Drag Bonus 7 -232
363 The American Flag Bonus 8 -232
364 False False Flags 72 -248
365 Anti-Semitism 60 -251
366 Not Enough Seanies 39 -260
367 Disability Discrimination 35 -262
368 Seed Oil Disrespecters 37 -280
369 Email 60 -290
370 Hitler 68 -313
371 Evolution 48 -334
372 Ratchet Straps 54 -342
373 Cum 71 -344
374 The Twins Losing Bonus 8 -347
375 Futurama Fans 31 -352
376 The Movie Theater Experience 22 -384
377 French Fries Bonus 10 -574
378 "You Voted For This" 25 -730
379 The Capital Riots Bonus 3 -835
380 Fear of a Black Elf 29 -855
381 Puppets 7 -1112
382 Presidential Gas Gripers 6 -1193
383 COVID Deniers 5 -1644