The Problems

This Week

Women Working at Home Depot	204
Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	134
Missing a Game-Winning Shot	21
Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	-62

Latest Bonus Episode

No Masturbation in Prison	238
For Profit Prisons	194
No Toilet Privacy	188
Prison Rape Jokes	122
Prison Food	105
Bright Lights in Prison	95
Son of Sam Laws	68
No Fat Chicks in Prison	-118

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4106
2	Fat Brain	2	3611
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3222
4	Too Much Pride	4	2438
5	"Disinformation"	3	2144
6	The N-Word Defense	5	1967
7	Late Rape	10	1926
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	1879
9	Tattle Tales	10	1784
10	Seth Rogen	19	1687
11	The War on Blackface	2	1625
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1586
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1491
14	Scientism	7	1475
15	Payment Processors	8	1319
16	Millionaire Socialists	8	1316
17	Child Advocates	4	1237
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1145
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1127
20	Deinstitutionalization	6	1086
21	The IRS	52	1026
22	Inflation	24	1017
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	992
24	Fake News	13	948
25	Pedophiles	29	922
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	912
27	YouTube Role Models	5	899
28	Goth Erasure	8	870
29	Prison Rape	7	846
30	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	838
31	Forced Diversity in Film	24	828
32	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	805
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	786
34	Trans Athletes	10	785
35	Kangaroo Courts	51	784
36	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	778
37	Edgy Reboots	3	777
38	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	768
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	757
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	741
41	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	728
42	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	727
43	No-Knock Raids	28	722
44	Regret	4	713
45	Charger Not Included	15	711
46	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	687
47	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	681
48	Installing Console Games	12	680
49	Social Malware	14	674
50	Political Scientists	26	666
51	The War on Anonymity	68	666
52	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	653
53	Holocaust Metaphors	9	650
54	Conservatives	67	643
55	Womansplaining	53	636
56	The Homeless	80	636
57	Women's Tears	37	633
58	Circumcision Apologists	59	621
59	Going Back to Work	22	618
60	Family Court	16	613
61	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	610
62	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	606
63	Testicular Torsion	19	601
64	Comply Guys	52	600
65	Gun Control	15	586
66	Lack of Bidets	2	584
67	Sustainability	11	575
68	Rent is Too Damn High	48	573
69	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	573
70	Waiting	Bonus 1	557
71	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	557
72	Eldercare	25	551
73	Swatting	48	551
74	Pussy Cops	42	542
75	Media Consolidation	36	540
76	Civil Forfeiture	20	538
77	Parking Idlers	42	535
78	Empty Parking Lots	111	527
79	Political Canonizations	17	519
80	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	519
81	"Buy the Dip"	1	512
82	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	512
83	Silencing the User	16	509
84	Boycotts of the Week	35	507
85	Fake Neurodivergence	40	507
86	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	507
87	Corporate Bootlicking	60	506
88	Short Attention Spans	86	506
89	Nuclear War	30	505
90	Bad Jannies	26	503
91	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	502
92	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	501
93	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	499
94	The National Debt	27	498
95	Indoctrinating Children	33	496
96	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	490
97	Animal Abuse	50	489
98	Social Media	55	485
99	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	481
100	Sleep Deprivation	32	480
101	The De-Sexification of Media	71	479
102	Live Action Anime	19	477
103	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	476
104	Student Debt Repayment	54	473
105	Two-Factor Authentication	6	470
106	Master Erasure	12	468
107	Big Leaguing	121	463
108	Silver Alerts	6	462
109	Plea Deals	105	462
110	Inventing Black Inventors	27	459
111	Woke Unions	16	449
112	Manliness Gurus	71	447
113	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	447
114	Cash Bail	18	444
115	Columbus Hate	12	438
116	George Soros District Attorneys	94	436
117	Theater Kids	56	435
118	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	429
119	No More Comedies	37	428
120	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	427
121	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	426
122	Picky Parkers	7	424
123	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	423
124	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	421
125	Deadname Drama	53	419
126	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	416
127	Broken Bones	25	415
128	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	414
129	Blindness	22	413
130	Female Comedy Writers	54	413
131	Funko Pops	18	411
132	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	411
133	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	411
134	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	410
135	Game Journalists	50	410
136	Cash Register Solicitations	39	409
137	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	409
138	Democracy	Bonus 2	407
139	Shorter Attention Spans	57	406
140	Wellness Checks	58	406
141	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	406
142	Bread Tacos	31	404
143	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	403
144	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	403
145	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	400
146	Charity Fraud	96	399
147	Common Core Math	127	396
148	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	395
149	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	394
150	Child Support	61	392
151	Hate Hoaxes	43	389
152	Loud Music at Bars	83	388
153	Whiny Waiters	83	386
154	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	384
155	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	384
156	Wrongful Convictions	136	384
157	Vito's Twitter Account	23	381
158	Robocallers	125	378
159	"Love Bombing"	34	377
160	Mobile-Only Websites	52	377
161	Food Going Bad	93	376
162	The SEC	99	375
163	Speed Traps	133	375
164	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	372
165	Throwing Your Back Out	128	371
166	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	369
167	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	369
168	Easy Mode Activists	33	368
169	Uninformed Voters	76	368
170	Unrealistic Expectations	42	367
171	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	364
172	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	364
173	Live Service Video Games	123	364
174	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	360
175	Stock Market Morons	86	358
176	The War on Drugs	142	357
177	SSRIs	49	356
178	Wil Wheaton	127	354
179	The Gas Stove Ban	73	353
180	Simulation Theory	9	351
181	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	351
182	DEI	122	351
183	e-Whores	72	348
184	Artificial Scarcity	94	347
185	Bad Neighbors	110	346
186	Keyboard Warriors	31	345
187	Laws That Make You Lie	34	345
188	Amber Heard Supporters	44	345
189	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	343
190	The Anchoring Effect	79	342
191	Autism	64	341
192	Reparation Retardation	82	341
193	Nocturia	94	341
194	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	341
195	Elon Musk	67	338
196	Adam Sessler	73	337
197	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	337
198	Toxic Positivity	95	332
199	Freemium Software	127	330
200	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	329
201	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	327
202	Mosquitos	109	326
203	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	326
204	Influencer Culture	45	325
205	Compelled Speech	83	324
206	Freeway Protesters	46	322
207	Cops Transferring Departments	126	322
208	Famine	47	319
209	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	318
210	Snail-in Voting	92	316
211	Losing Shit	91	315
212	Long Lost Lectures	13	314
213	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	313
214	The Emperor's New Burn	38	312
215	Big Government	102	312
216	Armchair Mechanics	15	311
217	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	311
218	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	310
219	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	309
220	Tech Switcheroos	77	308
221	Non-Drivers	100	306
222	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	305
223	Contouring	79	305
224	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	304
225	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	303
226	Suicide Baiting	120	303
227	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	302
228	Shitty Shippers	105	302
229	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	302
230	Travel Insurance	25	301
231	Swastika Scaries	70	301
232	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	301
233	The Olympics	28	299
234	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	298
235	The Five-Day Work Week	103	296
236	Stan Culture	119	296
237	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	295
238	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	295
239	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	293
240	Parasocial Relationships	90	292
241	"No" Erasure	147	292
242	Tinnitus	114	290
243	Women's Stories	138	290
244	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	289
245	Tip Jar Takeover	75	289
246	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	289
247	Women's Dating Advice	104	289
248	Time Vampires	137	289
249	Stranger Danger	111	288
250	Too Many Licenses	46	287
251	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	287
252	Female Gamers	141	287
253	Missed Opportunities	77	286
254	Great Government Firewalls	84	286
255	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	286
256	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	285
257	Girl Bosses	143	284
258	Initiating the Conversation	21	283
259	Epstein Blue Balls	47	283
260	The UK Government	106	282
261	Minimum Wageslaves	49	281
262	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	281
263	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	280
264	Post Purchase Surveys	81	278
265	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	277
266	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	276
267	Effective Altruism	64	276
268	Unlisted Prices	120	276
269	Domain Squatters	17	274
270	Living in the Ghetto	36	274
271	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	274
272	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	274
273	Height Discrimination	47	273
274	Awareness	98	273
275	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	273
276	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	272
277	Pimples on Your Nose	110	271
278	Chump Syndrome	118	270
279	Drug Dummies	97	268
280	Land Acknowledgements	89	267
281	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	265
282	Fear of Negotiating	74	264
283	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	264
284	Graduation Speeches	93	264
285	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	264
286	The Civil Rights Act	85	261
287	Compulsive Liars	117	261
288	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	261
289	Going to the Doctor	76	260
290	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	260
291	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	259
292	Intrusive Thoughts	118	259
293	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	258
294	Fake Libertarians	103	258
295	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	258
296	Taylor Swift	125	258
297	Space Tourists	5	256
298	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	256
299	Cover Charges	86	256
300	Rickety Shit	104	256
301	Drip Pricing	88	254
302	Immigration	116	254
303	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	254
304	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	253
305	Subway Performers	88	253
306	Starving Artists	69	252
307	Extreme Heat Events	45	251
308	Philistines	58	251
309	Making Decisions	91	251
310	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	251
311	Kink Personalities	79	250
312	The "u mad?" Game	73	249
313	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	249
314	Cockteasing	65	248
315	Home Repair	124	247
316	Ticketmaster	65	246
317	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	246
318	Nude Negotiators	32	242
319	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	242
320	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	242
321	Team Guys	146	242
322	Hustlers' Universities	122	241
323	Blacklists	140	240
324	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	239
325	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	239
326	Bad Cell Service	141	239
327	The Minimum Wage	4	238
328	Relying on Your Friends	87	238
329	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	238
330	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	237
331	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	237
332	"Objectively"	112	235
333	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	234
334	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	232
335	Foreign Lobbyists	139	232
336	Hypocrisy	87	230
337	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	229
338	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	228
339	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	228
340	Apple Fanboys	127	228
341	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	227
342	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	226
343	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	225
344	USB Cables	80	224
345	Thirst Traps	81	223
346	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	221
347	My Bitch Realtor	89	221
348	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	220
349	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	220
350	Finger Pain	10	219
351	Pedo Jacketing	62	219
352	Venue Cancellation	63	219
353	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	219
354	First Ladies	122	219
355	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	218
356	Craigslist Complainers	21	217
357	Ear Worms	29	217
358	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	214
359	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	211
360	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	211
361	Tardy Drink Refills	92	211
362	Train Wrecks	78	210
363	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	210
364	Fake Death Threats	129	209
365	Roadside Death Shrines	36	208
366	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	205
367	Women Working at Home Depot	149	204
368	Women in Star Wars	89	203
369	Thoughts and Prayers	74	202
370	Women Fighting in Movies	120	202
371	Stupid Awards Shows	131	202
372	Tight Booths	119	201
373	One Hour Meetings	143	201
374	Seatbelt Alarms	27	200
375	May the 4th	88	200
376	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	200
377	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	198
378	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	198
379	Content Ratings Boards	138	196
380	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	195
381	Activist Ice Cream	97	195
382	Vegan Donuts	131	194
383	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	194
384	Suction Cups	43	192
385	High People	Bonus 15	192
386	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	190
387	Fake Retirements	114	188
388	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	188
389	Activist CEOs	139	187
390	Ghost Texts	102	186
391	Side Hustles	32	184
392	The Parallel Economy	130	184
393	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	183
394	Confirmation Bias	125	183
395	Source Snobs	96	182
396	Holiday Parties	69	181
397	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	180
398	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	179
399	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	178
400	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	178
401	Tiny House Propaganda	117	178
402	Sensationalism	66	176
403	Texas Legal Myths	107	174
404	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	174
405	Hoarding	134	174
406	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	174
407	Occam's Razor	145	174
408	Demographic Dummies	81	173
409	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	173
410	Bad Day Holidays	132	173
411	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	172
412	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	172
413	Boob Truthers	109	172
414	Zoom Exhaustion	33	171
415	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	171
416	Going to the Dentist	70	171
417	Intellectual Property Laws	40	170
418	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	169
419	Conservative Porn	121	168
420	Going to Work While Sick	139	168
421	Idea Guys	113	167
422	Buyer's Remorse	116	167
423	Blowing your Wad Early	115	166
424	Product Placement Movies	126	166
425	Incest Porn	32	165
426	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	165
427	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	164
428	Data Breaches	148	163
429	Premature E-Trackulation	15	162
430	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	161
431	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	161
432	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	161
433	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	159
434	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	158
435	Too Many Stop Signs	134	158
436	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	157
437	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	157
438	Stupid Food Trends	11	156
439	LARPing PUAs	26	156
440	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	156
441	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	155
442	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	154
443	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	153
444	Backseat Googlers	41	150
445	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	150
446	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	150
447	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	149
448	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	149
449	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	148
450	Paralysis of Choice	135	148
451	Sponsored Hate	28	147
452	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	147
453	No Flying Cars	80	146
454	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	145
455	Pity Party Poopers	49	144
456	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	142
457	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	139
458	The Chevron Deference	146	139
459	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	137
460	Money Shaming	144	137
461	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	136
462	3D Technology	40	135
463	Distracted Children	130	135
464	Celebrity Bands	55	134
465	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	134
466	Asexuality	34	131
467	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	131
468	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	130
469	Metaphor Hijacking	133	130
470	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	129
471	Going to the Vet	144	128
472	Drunk Eating	56	127
473	Franchise Crossovers	62	127
474	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	127
475	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	127
476	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	126
477	Talking to the Cops	148	126
478	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	125
479	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	122
480	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	122
481	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	121
482	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	120
483	Sports-a-phobia	59	118
484	Halftime Shows	78	118
485	Fatwas	53	115
486	Rolling Blackouts	147	115
487	Mass Shootings	112	114
488	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	112
489	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	111
490	Smoking is Too Cool	27	110
491	Pronoun Resistance	1	109
492	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	107
493	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	107
494	Battery Corrosion	94	107
495	Airplane Seats	95	107
496	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	106
497	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	106
498	Backseat Murderers	114	106
499	Elmo	127	106
500	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	106
501	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	105
502	Bryan Singer	88	105
503	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	105
504	Prison Food	Bonus 26	105
505	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	104
506	The Royal "We"	103	102
507	Culture War Criminals	106	102
508	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	102
509	Phone Format Paste	105	101
510	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	99
511	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	98
512	Alexa Being Retarded	138	98
513	The US Postal Service	143	98
514	Spoiler Nazis	36	97
515	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	95
516	Fake Straights	63	95
517	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	95
518	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	95
519	Crypto Karens	146	94
520	Conservative Comedy	140	93
521	Trivial Cheating	96	91
522	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	91
523	"Would"	123	90
524	Online Naturalists	61	87
525	AI Evangelists	128	86
526	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	85
527	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	84
528	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	84
529	Getting Rid of Grease	38	83
530	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	83
531	Prison Abuse	128	83
532	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	81
533	Feral Hogs	147	81
534	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	79
535	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	79
536	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	79
537	Bible Truthers	105	74
538	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	74
539	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	73
540	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	72
541	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	72
542	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	71
543	Peladophobia	77	71
544	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	71
545	Satanic Panic	77	70
546	Rough Teeth	107	69
547	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	68
548	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	67
549	Community Detachment	80	66
550	Free Market Haters	82	65
551	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	63
552	"no" Autocorrect	60	61
553	Accidental Screen Shares	129	61
554	Friends and Family Discounts	135	60
555	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	58
556	Fake 2D Animation	38	57
557	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	56
558	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	56
559	Game Stop	110	55
560	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	54
561	Vtubers	145	54
562	Religion in Schools	137	53
563	OCD Toasters	13	52
564	The War on Whiteface	56	52
565	Bluetooth	40	51
566	Shitty Slow Motion	16	48
567	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	47
568	Nazis are Too Cool	85	46
569	Military Suicides	56	45
570	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	45
571	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	43
572	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	42
573	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	41
574	Not Enough Leftovers	116	40
575	Event Wristbands	45	36
576	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	35
577	Sober October	109	33
578	Bodegas	46	32
579	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	31
580	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	31
581	The Sun Exploding	140	29
582	UFO Conspiracies	138	22
583	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	21
584	The Sex Offender Registry	126	18
585	Arizona Inflation	90	14
586	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	14
587	Flip Flops Breaking	30	13
588	Sour Grapes	24	11
589	Fortnite	98	7
590	Halloweenies	109	4
591	Holiday Decorations	62	2
592	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	-1
593	Politeness Words	23	-4
594	Soap Ejaculate	135	-8
595	VR Chat	51	-9
596	Social Media Disinformation	115	-9
597	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-10
598	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-11
599	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-13
600	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-14
601	Dubs	139	-17
602	Macho Weathermen	11	-20
603	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-21
604	Nextdoor Apps	117	-24
605	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-27
606	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-29
607	Jersey Burning	63	-33
608	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-33
609	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-37
610	Work Holiday Parties	118	-37
611	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-37
612	Slow Cancer	65	-38
613	Bad Blood	67	-38
614	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-39
615	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-39
616	Shit in Your Drink	140	-40
617	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-40
618	Seatbelt Laws	85	-43
619	Counting Dead Kids	110	-43
620	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-44
621	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-45
622	Vladimir Putin	30	-47
623	Transphobia	83	-47
624	Mugshot Envy	103	-47
625	Donkey Jelly	141	-47
626	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-48
627	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-50
628	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-52
629	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-56
630	Watching a Man Drown	104	-56
631	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-62
632	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-62
633	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-62
634	Very Special Episodes	91	-63
635	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-63
636	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-63
637	Branded Buttons	23	-64
638	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-70
639	Crack	28	-71
640	Buffet Anxiety	134	-72
641	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-77
642	Unqualified Applicants	114	-80
643	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-81
644	Derivative Dummies	124	-83
645	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-85
646	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-85
647	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-86
648	American Privilege	118	-87
649	Horny Logic	143	-88
650	Local Businesses	29	-91
651	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-93
652	Too Long of Media	24	-98
653	Black Israelites	63	-99
654	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-99
655	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-101
656	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-101
657	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-105
658	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-105
659	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-106
660	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-107
661	Gamers	100	-107
662	Pissphobes	84	-109
663	$1,000 Posters	87	-110
664	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-111
665	Parental Wisdom	93	-111
666	Bad Snaps	125	-113
667	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-113
668	NFT Haters	95	-114
669	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-115
670	National Parks	132	-115
671	The Barbie Movie	101	-116
672	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-118
673	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-121
674	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-122
675	Block Babies	102	-124
676	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-124
677	Different Races	Bonus 4	-130
678	Private Wi-Fis	126	-134
679	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-139
680	Nostalgia 64	111	-139
681	Fan Entitlement	70	-143
682	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-145
683	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-146
684	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-147
685	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-149
686	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-151
687	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-157
688	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-159
689	Public Urination Laws	14	-166
690	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-177
691	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-178
692	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-180
693	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-189
694	Surrogacy Haters	119	-189
695	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-192
696	Kink Shaming	35	-194
697	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-195
698	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-197
699	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-204
700	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-205
701	Shoulder Nipples	71	-206
702	Fingernail Piles	121	-219
703	Canon Cops	43	-225
704	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-242
705	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-246
706	False False Flags	72	-251
707	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-256
708	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-265
709	Disability Discrimination	35	-272
710	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-280
711	Email	60	-280
712	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-282
713	Not Enough Seanies	39	-291
714	Night Pooping	94	-309
715	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-327
716	Ratchet Straps	54	-327
717	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-356
718	Futurama Fans	31	-357
719	Evolution	48	-358
720	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-362
721	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-364
722	Anti-Semitism	60	-390
723	Baby Lovers	136	-396
724	Cum	71	-425
725	Hitler	68	-469
726	French Fries	Bonus 10	-674
727	"You Voted For This"	25	-801
728	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-930
729	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-945
730	Puppets	7	-1192
731	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1258
732	COVID Deniers	5	-1842