The Problems

This Week

Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse 235
Speed Traps 207
Metaphor Hijacking 91
People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff -24

Latest Bonus Episode

Not Enough Belts 173
Too Many Twinks 160
Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts 120
Magical Teenagers 24
Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8 -73
Games Inside of Games -97
The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier -140

All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Woke Marketing 1 4001
2 Fat Brain 2 3496
3 Chinese Aporogies 3 3154
4 Too Much Pride 4 2372
5 "Disinformation" 3 2098
6 The N-Word Defense 5 1899
7 Late Rape 10 1863
8 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 1830
9 Tattle Tales 10 1742
10 Seth Rogen 19 1636
11 The War on Blackface 2 1591
12 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1548
13 Scientism 7 1455
14 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 1427
15 Payment Processors 8 1286
16 Millionaire Socialists 8 1273
17 Child Advocates 4 1217
18 Nuclear-phobia 14 1107
19 Women Running Education Bonus 9 1084
20 Deinstitutionalization 6 1070
21 Inflation 24 993
22 The IRS 52 973
23 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 971
24 Fake News 13 943
25 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 897
26 Pedophiles 29 893
27 YouTube Role Models 5 875
28 Goth Erasure 8 842
29 Prison Rape 7 827
30 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 817
31 Forced Diversity in Film 24 804
32 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 797
33 Edgy Reboots 3 769
34 Trans Athletes 10 769
35 Kangaroo Courts 51 760
36 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 759
37 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 758
38 The Cowardice of Women 26 731
39 Diversity Extortion Mafias 131 731
40 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 719
41 Getting Your Order Wrong Bonus 10 714
42 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 713
43 Regret 4 710
44 Charger Not Included 15 701
45 No-Knock Raids 28 696
46 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 676
47 Installing Console Games 12 669
48 No Hot Girls in Your Class Bonus 9 659
49 Social Malware 14 658
50 Political Scientists 26 647
51 The War on Anonymity 68 643
52 Holocaust Metaphors 9 640
53 Conservatives 67 634
54 Womansplaining 53 622
55 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 620
56 Women's Tears 37 616
57 Going Back to Work 22 608
58 Family Court 16 601
59 The Homeless 80 600
60 School Starts Too Early Bonus 9 598
61 Circumcision Apologists 59 596
62 Comply Guys 52 587
63 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 584
64 Testicular Torsion 19 583
65 Gun Control 15 577
66 Lack of Bidets 2 575
67 Sustainability 11 570
68 Rent is Too Damn High 48 556
69 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 551
70 The Death of the Dollar Menu Bonus 10 547
71 Eldercare 25 545
72 Waiting Bonus 1 544
73 Swatting 48 536
74 Media Consolidation 36 532
75 Parking Idlers 42 530
76 Pussy Cops 42 529
77 Civil Forfeiture 20 527
78 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 521
79 Empty Parking Lots 111 515
80 Political Canonizations 17 511
81 "Buy the Dip" 1 510
82 Silencing the User 16 501
83 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 501
84 Nuclear War 30 500
85 Bad Jannies 26 497
86 Boycotts of the Week 35 497
87 Corporate Bootlicking 60 494
88 Short Attention Spans 86 493
89 Fake Neurodivergence 40 491
90 Indoctrinating Children 33 488
91 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 483
92 The National Debt 27 483
93 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 482
94 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 482
95 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 479
96 Social Media 55 474
97 Animal Abuse 50 473
98 Student Debt Repayment 54 471
99 Sleep Deprivation 32 470
100 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 468
101 The De-Sexification of Media 71 468
102 Live Action Anime 19 467
103 Master Erasure 12 463
104 Two-Factor Authentication 6 458
105 Silver Alerts 6 454
106 Inventing Black Inventors 27 447
107 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 447
108 Big Leaguing 121 446
109 Plea Deals 105 444
110 Woke Unions 16 442
111 Manliness Gurus 71 440
112 Cash Bail 18 439
113 Columbus Hate 12 433
114 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 424
115 Picky Parkers 7 423
116 Theater Kids 56 423
117 George Soros District Attorneys 94 423
118 No More Comedies 37 422
119 Overly Courteous Drivers 50 421
120 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 416
121 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 416
122 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 415
123 Deadname Drama 53 415
124 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 412
125 Funko Pops 18 406
126 Blindness 22 406
127 Democracy Bonus 2 405
128 Broken Bones 25 405
129 Female Comedy Writers 54 405
130 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 404
131 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 403
132 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 403
133 Cash Register Solicitations 39 402
134 Bread Tacos 31 401
135 Onmibus Spending Bills 70 400
136 Game Journalists 50 399
137 Shorter Attention Spans 57 396
138 Wellness Checks 58 395
139 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 394
140 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 393
141 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 392
142 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 392
143 Charity Fraud 96 392
144 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 391
145 Common Core Math 127 391
146 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 386
147 Child Support 61 385
148 Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru Bonus 10 383
149 Whiny Waiters 83 381
150 Hate Hoaxes 43 379
151 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 378
152 Loud Music at Bars 83 377
153 "Love Bombing" 34 376
154 Mobile-Only Websites 52 369
155 Vito's Twitter Account 23 367
156 Food Going Bad 93 367
157 The SEC 99 367
158 Easy Mode Activists 33 364
159 Robocallers 125 364
160 Unrealistic Expectations 42 359
161 Live Service Video Games 123 358
162 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 357
163 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 357
164 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 356
165 Uninformed Voters 76 355
166 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 355
167 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 354
168 The Gas Stove Ban 73 352
169 Throwing Your Back Out 128 352
170 Simulation Theory 9 351
171 SSRIs 49 351
172 Stock Market Morons 86 351
173 Wil Wheaton 127 348
174 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 347
175 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 346
176 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 338
177 e-Whores 72 337
178 Amber Heard Supporters 44 336
179 Nocturia 94 336
180 Laws That Make You Lie 34 335
181 The Anchoring Effect 79 335
182 Keyboard Warriors 31 334
183 Bad Neighbors 110 334
184 DEI 122 334
185 Artificial Scarcity 94 333
186 Appealing to the Chinese Market Bonus 22 331
187 Autism 64 330
188 Elon Musk 67 329
189 Reparation Retardation 82 329
190 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 328
191 Adam Sessler 73 322
192 Freemium Software 127 322
193 Toxic Positivity 95 320
194 Compelled Speech 83 316
195 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 315
196 Influencer Culture 45 314
197 Freeway Protesters 46 314
198 Long Lost Lectures 13 313
199 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 312
200 Mosquitos 109 312
201 Famine 47 310
202 Snail-in Voting 92 309
203 Cops Transferring Departments 126 309
204 The Emperor's New Burn 38 305
205 Finding the Edge on Packing Tape 62 304
206 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 303
207 Getting Band-Aids Wet 57 303
208 The Female Dating Strategy Podcast 68 303
209 Armchair Mechanics 15 302
210 Tech Switcheroos 77 302
211 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 301
212 Losing Shit 91 301
213 Big Government 102 301
214 Generation of Sexless Idiots 132 301
215 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 299
216 Contouring 79 299
217 Travel Insurance 25 298
218 Creepy Targeted Ads 54 297
219 Non-Drivers 100 297
220 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 292
221 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 292
222 The Olympics 28 292
223 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 292
224 Swastika Scaries 70 292
225 Shitty Shippers 105 292
226 Chips Breaking in the Dip 128 292
227 Suicide Baiting 120 291
228 Parasocial Relationships 90 287
229 Stan Culture 119 287
230 The Five-Day Work Week 103 285
231 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 285
232 Badly Timed Traffic Lights 66 284
233 Stranger Danger 111 284
234 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 283
235 Tinnitus 114 283
236 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 280
237 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 279
238 Women's Dating Advice 104 279
239 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 278
240 Tip Jar Takeover 75 277
241 Great Government Firewalls 84 276
242 Epstein Blue Balls 47 274
243 Missed Opportunities 77 274
244 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 274
245 Initiating the Conversation 21 273
246 Too Many Licenses 46 273
247 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 272
248 Minimum Wageslaves 49 272
249 Billionaire Bootlickers 69 271
250 The UK Government 106 270
251 In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move 129 270
252 Domain Squatters 17 269
253 Post Purchase Surveys 81 269
254 Living in the Ghetto 36 268
255 Effective Altruism 64 267
256 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 266
257 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 266
258 Awareness 98 265
259 Unlisted Prices 120 265
260 Height Discrimination 47 263
261 Pimples on Your Nose 110 263
262 Getting Sick During Time Off 66 260
263 Chump Syndrome 118 259
264 Land Acknowledgements 89 257
265 Drug Dummies 97 257
266 Space Tourists 5 256
267 Going to the Doctor 76 256
268 The Civil Rights Act 85 256
269 Fear of Negotiating 74 255
270 Graduation Speeches 93 255
271 Ignoring Driving Signals 124 255
272 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 254
273 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 254
274 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 254
275 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 253
276 Intrusive Thoughts 118 251
277 Fake Libertarians 103 250
278 Cover Charges 86 249
279 Immigration 116 249
280 Compulsive Liars 117 249
281 Drip Pricing 88 248
282 Taylor Swift 125 248
283 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 247
284 Subway Performers 88 246
285 Rickety Shit 104 246
286 Extreme Heat Events 45 245
287 Starving Artists 69 245
288 Kink Personalities 79 245
289 Philistines 58 244
290 Unnecessary Safety Warnings 63 244
291 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 244
292 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 244
293 The Disappointment of AI Bonus 21 243
294 Nude Negotiators 32 242
295 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 242
296 Making Decisions 91 242
297 Cockteasing 65 240
298 Failing to Complete an Errand 129 240
299 The "u mad?" Game 73 238
300 Home Repair 124 238
301 The Minimum Wage 4 237
302 Ticketmaster 65 235
303 Chinese Apps Bonus 22 235
304 Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse 133 235
305 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 230
306 People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane 64 229
307 Relying on Your Friends 87 229
308 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 229
309 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 228
310 Hustlers' Universities 122 228
311 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 226
312 "Objectively" 112 226
313 Hypocrisy 87 225
314 Thirst Traps 81 221
315 Fake Transparent PNGs 130 221
316 USB Cables 80 220
317 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 220
318 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 220
319 Apple Fanboys 127 220
320 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 218
321 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 218
322 Craigslist Complainers 21 217
323 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 216
324 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 216
325 Comics Shit Bonus 18 216
326 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 215
327 Ear Worms 29 214
328 My Bitch Realtor 89 214
329 First Ladies 122 213
330 Venue Cancellation 63 212
331 Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard 58 210
332 Pedo Jacketing 62 210
333 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 210
334 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 208
335 Finger Pain 10 207
336 Speed Traps 133 207
337 Tardy Drink Refills 92 206
338 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 205
339 Train Wrecks 78 205
340 Patting Yourself on the Back 132 203
341 Roadside Death Shrines 36 202
342 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 198
343 Tight Booths 119 198
344 Fake Death Threats 129 198
345 Seatbelt Alarms 27 197
346 Women Fighting in Movies 120 197
347 Thoughts and Prayers 74 196
348 Women in Star Wars 89 194
349 Christmas Truthers Bonus 11 193
350 May the 4th 88 193
351 Stupid Awards Shows 131 192
352 Suction Cups 43 191
353 High People Bonus 15 188
354 Vegan Donuts 131 188
355 Activist Ice Cream 97 187
356 Forced Christmas Memes Bonus 11 186
357 Fake Retirements 114 184
358 Side Hustles 32 182
359 Ghost Texts 102 182
360 The Alt-Tab Death Spiral 47 179
361 Source Snobs 96 179
362 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 178
363 Holiday Parties 69 178
364 Confirmation Bias 125 178
365 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 177
366 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 177
367 The Parallel Economy 130 177
368 Music Videos Disguised as Movies 61 176
369 Tiny House Propaganda 117 174
370 Not Enough Belts Bonus 23 173
371 Seasonal Affective Disorder Bonus 11 172
372 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 171
373 Zoom Exhaustion 33 170
374 Changed Passwords Not Saving 52 170
375 Texas Legal Myths 107 170
376 Intellectual Property Laws 40 169
377 Sensationalism 66 169
378 Demographic Dummies 81 169
379 Bad Candy Bonus 19 168
380 Going to the Dentist 70 167
381 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 166
382 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 166
383 Incest Porn 32 165
384 Boob Truthers 109 165
385 Blowing your Wad Early 115 163
386 Conservative Porn 121 163
387 Fear of Self-Promotion 59 161
388 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 161
389 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 161
390 Buyer's Remorse 116 161
391 Idea Guys 113 160
392 Too Many Twinks Bonus 23 160
393 Product Placement Movies 126 159
394 Premature E-Trackulation 15 156
395 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 155
396 LARPing PUAs 26 154
397 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 154
398 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 153
399 Stupid Food Trends 11 152
400 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 152
401 Burger Tribalism Bonus 10 152
402 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 152
403 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 151
404 Bad Day Holidays 132 149
405 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 148
406 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 147
407 Backseat Googlers 41 146
408 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 146
409 Refusal to Wear the Hijab 57 146
410 Sponsored Hate 28 145
411 No Flying Cars 80 145
412 Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 55 142
413 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 141
414 Pity Party Poopers 49 141
415 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 139
416 Mandatory Evacuation Orders 58 136
417 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 135
418 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 132
419 3D Technology 40 131
420 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 129
421 Franchise Crossovers 62 129
422 Asexuality 34 128
423 Drunk Eating 56 126
424 Distracted Children 130 126
425 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 125
426 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 124
427 Celebrity Bands 55 123
428 Enslaving Indie Directors 64 122
429 Sports-a-phobia 59 120
430 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 120
431 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 120
432 Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts Bonus 23 120
433 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 119
434 Anti-Woke Marketing 51 119
435 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 117
436 Halftime Shows 78 115
437 Fatwas 53 113
438 Smoking is Too Cool 27 112
439 Pronoun Resistance 1 111
440 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 111
441 GameStop Stock Bonus 3 107
442 "One More Day" Bonus 16 107
443 Mass Shootings 112 107
444 Elmo 127 107
445 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 106
446 The Biggest Problem TV Treatment Bonus 21 106
447 Airplane Seats 95 105
448 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 104
449 Backseat Murderers 114 104
450 Bryan Singer 88 103
451 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 103
452 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 101
453 Battery Corrosion 94 101
454 Phone Format Paste 105 101
455 Culture War Criminals 106 100
456 Not Getting Drugs on Halloween 61 99
457 The Destruction of Alt Journalism 129 99
458 Spoiler Nazis 36 97
459 The Royal "We" 103 96
460 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 94
461 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 94
462 Metaphor Hijacking 133 91
463 Pro-Spider Propaganda 65 90
464 Fake Straights 63 89
465 Trivial Cheating 96 87
466 The Bud Light Boycott Bonus 21 86
467 Chinese Lady-Bots Bonus 22 86
468 Getting Rid of Grease 38 85
469 "Would" 123 85
470 Online Naturalists 61 84
471 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 83
472 AI Evangelists 128 82
473 Back in School Nightmares Bonus 9 80
474 The War in Gaza Bonus 21 78
475 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 75
476 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 75
477 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 73
478 Bible Truthers 105 73
479 Peladophobia 77 72
480 Satanic Panic 77 72
481 Authentic Chinese Food Bonus 22 72
482 Prison Abuse 128 72
483 Missing McDonald's Breakfast Bonus 10 68
484 Community Detachment 80 68
485 Free Market Haters 82 66
486 Shared Universes Bonus 18 66
487 Rough Teeth 107 65
488 "no" Autocorrect 60 61
489 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 57
490 Game Stop 110 56
491 Virtual Restaurant Brands 23 55
492 Star Wars Reviews Bonus 6 55
493 Fake 2D Animation 38 54
494 OCD Toasters 13 53
495 Kid Christmas Pageants 21 51
496 Accidental Screen Shares 129 50
497 Bluetooth 40 49
498 Sobering Up Before You Pass Out 53 49
499 The War on Whiteface 56 49
500 Nazis are Too Cool 85 48
501 Military Suicides 56 44
502 Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween Bonus 19 44
503 Shitty Slow Motion 16 43
504 Not Enough Leftovers 116 39
505 Hippie Thanksgiving 66 38
506 Event Wristbands 45 37
507 Bodegas 46 35
508 Ewok Hate Bonus 6 34
509 Not Biggest Problem Merch 108 33
510 Magical Teenagers Bonus 23 24
511 Too Many Asians at Costco 123 23
512 Sober October 109 22
513 The Sex Offender Registry 126 21
514 Arizona Inflation 90 12
515 Sour Grapes 24 10
516 The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month 92 7
517 Flip Flops Breaking 30 6
518 Halloweenies 109 6
519 Fortnite 98 5
520 Holiday Decorations 62 1
521 VR Chat 51 -4
522 Filet O'Fish Disrespecters 99 -4
523 Social Media Disinformation 115 -8
524 The Chinese Death Penalty Bonus 22 -9
525 Politeness Words 23 -12
526 Death of the Toy Industry Bonus 20 -12
527 Multiverse Haters Bonus 18 -15
528 Macho Weathermen 11 -18
529 Max Gibson Bonus 5 -19
530 Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day 82 -19
531 Nextdoor Apps 117 -22
532 People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff 133 -24
533 Jersey Burning 63 -25
534 People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel 112 -30
535 Transphobia 83 -31
536 Boring Sports Uniforms 57 -35
537 Bad Blood 67 -38
538 Algorithm Generated Merchandise 51 -39
539 Pun Halloween Costumes Bonus 19 -39
540 Vladimir Putin 30 -40
541 Work Holiday Parties 118 -40
542 Slow Cancer 65 -41
543 Missing the Return Date on Gifts Bonus 11 -42
544 Blockbuster Nostalgia 69 -42
545 Counting Dead Kids 110 -42
546 The Chinese Zodiac Bonus 22 -44
547 Seatbelt Laws 85 -47
548 Abandoning American Citizens Abroad 123 -47
549 Occupational Stereotypes 50 -50
550 Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia Bonus 21 -53
551 Hour-Long TV Shows 122 -54
552 Watching a Man Drown 104 -57
553 Mugshot Envy 103 -58
554 Legalizing Weed Bonus 15 -59
555 Cripp Daddy Dying Bonus 21 -59
556 Branded Buttons 23 -60
557 Secession Fantasies Bonus 18 -61
558 Crack 28 -66
559 Anti-Woke Politicians Bonus 12 -66
560 Very Special Episodes 91 -66
561 Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8 Bonus 23 -73
562 Mass Shooter Lotto 84 -74
563 AI Psychology Podcasts 75 -79
564 American Privilege 118 -80
565 Unqualified Applicants 114 -83
566 Assisted Suicide Haters 128 -84
567 Local Businesses 29 -85
568 Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant 111 -85
569 Derivative Dummies 124 -87
570 Costume Culture Complainers Complainers Bonus 19 -88
571 Games Inside of Games Bonus 23 -97
572 Black Israelites 63 -99
573 "The Bonus Hole" 106 -99
574 Too Long of Media 24 -100
575 Not Enough McNugget Buddies Bonus 19 -101
576 Homophobia Bonus 7 -102
577 Chinese Housing Crisis Bonus 22 -102
578 Discontinued Food Fakeouts 50 -104
579 NFT Haters 95 -105
580 Parental Wisdom 93 -106
581 Fake Fly-Open Shorts 98 -106
582 Pissphobes 84 -107
583 Black History Month is Disorganized Bonus 13 -109
584 Gamers 100 -112
585 Bad Snaps 125 -112
586 National Parks 132 -112
587 $1,000 Posters 87 -114
588 The National Anthem Bonus 8 -119
589 The Barbie Movie 101 -119
590 Too Much Bruce Wayne Bonus 5 -120
591 The Invasion of Ukraine Bonus 12 -122
592 Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous 130 -123
593 Block Babies 102 -125
594 Private Wi-Fis 126 -125
595 Different Races Bonus 4 -130
596 Nostalgia 64 111 -139
597 The Ocean Bonus 17 -140
598 The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier Bonus 23 -140
599 Fan Entitlement 70 -142
600 Home Alone 2 Bonus 20 -144
601 The Clone High Reboot Sucked Bonus 21 -146
602 The Black/White Test Score Gap 96 -147
603 Silverware Scraping on Plates 97 -152
604 Semaglutide / Ozempic 92 -154
605 Santa Purists Bonus 20 -158
606 Public Urination Laws 14 -168
607 Fake-Out Sprite Bonus 10 -178
608 Fast Food Face Grease 124 -178
609 Being Afraid to Show Sympathy 102 -180
610 Mariah Carey Haters Bonus 11 -181
611 Surrogacy Haters 119 -187
612 Kink Shaming 35 -191
613 Google Doodle Dummies 86 -191
614 No Black Toads Bonus 14 -194
615 The Production Quality of Amateur Porn 100 -196
616 Mario 2 Bonus 14 -199
617 Shoulder Nipples 71 -201
618 Fingernail Piles 121 -213
619 Canon Cops 43 -220
620 Not Supporting Black Businesses 48 -235
621 Italian Face Bonus 14 -240
622 Too Many Hitler Movies 99 -248
623 False False Flags 72 -252
624 Jewish Conspiracies 101 -258
625 Disability Discrimination 35 -271
626 Fear of Drag Bonus 7 -271
627 The American Flag Bonus 8 -278
628 Email 60 -280
629 Not Enough Seanies 39 -285
630 Night Pooping 94 -313
631 Seed Oil Disrespecters 37 -318
632 Ratchet Straps 54 -327
633 Futurama Fans 31 -341
634 Evolution 48 -341
635 Overworked Manga Artists 131 -351
636 The Movie Theater Experience 22 -352
637 The Twins Losing Bonus 8 -352
638 Anti-Semitism 60 -375
639 Cum 71 -414
640 Hitler 68 -446
641 French Fries Bonus 10 -655
642 "You Voted For This" 25 -781
643 The Capital Riots Bonus 3 -909
644 Fear of a Black Elf 29 -922
645 Puppets 7 -1175
646 Presidential Gas Gripers 6 -1228
647 COVID Deniers 5 -1787