The Problems

This Week

The Dunning–Kruger Effect 68
Texas Legal Myths 40
Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 21
Rough Teeth 14

Latest Bonus Episode

Abandoned Plot Threads 292
Bad Superhero Origin Stories 184
Comics Shit 148
Creator Accessibility 86
Shared Universes 36
Multiverse Haters 21
Cessation Fantasies -44

All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Woke Marketing 1 3760
2 Fat Brain 2 3189
3 Chinese Aporogies 3 3025
4 Too Much Pride 4 2220
5 "Disinformation" 3 2001
6 The N-Word Defense 5 1776
7 Late Rape 10 1717
8 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 1684
9 Tattle Tales 10 1664
10 The War on Blackface 2 1505
11 Seth Rogen 19 1477
12 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1463
13 Scientism 7 1394
14 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 1306
15 Payment Processors 8 1202
16 Child Advocates 4 1182
17 Millionaire Socialists 8 1174
18 Deinstitutionalization 6 1033
19 Nuclear-phobia 14 1021
20 Women Running Education Bonus 9 965
21 Fake News 13 917
22 Inflation 24 905
23 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 886
24 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 868
25 The IRS 52 855
26 YouTube Role Models 5 836
27 Pedophiles 29 818
28 Prison Rape 7 799
29 Goth Erasure 8 783
30 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 770
31 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 770
32 Edgy Reboots 3 744
33 Forced Diversity in Film 24 738
34 Trans Athletes 10 729
35 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 709
36 Kangaroo Courts 51 707
37 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 698
38 Regret 4 688
39 The Cowardice of Women 26 684
40 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 679
41 Getting Your Order Wrong Bonus 10 671
42 Charger Not Included 15 663
43 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 658
44 No-Knock Raids 28 647
45 Installing Console Games 12 643
46 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 636
47 Social Malware 14 636
48 Political Scientists 26 614
49 No Hot Girls in Your Class Bonus 9 613
50 Holocaust Metaphors 9 613
51 Conservatives 67 600
52 The War on Anonymity 68 591
53 Going Back to Work 22 583
54 Women's Tears 37 580
55 Womansplaining 53 576
56 School Starts Too Early Bonus 9 568
57 Family Court 16 564
58 Sustainability 11 557
59 Lack of Bidets 2 556
60 Comply Guys 52 553
61 Gun Control 15 542
62 Testicular Torsion 19 540
63 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 539
64 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 536
65 Circumcision Apologists 59 530
66 Eldercare 25 527
67 Parking Idlers 42 523
68 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 513
69 The Death of the Dollar Menu Bonus 10 512
70 Media Consolidation 36 510
71 Waiting Bonus 1 506
72 "Buy the Dip" 1 505
73 Rent is Too Damn High 48 505
74 Swatting 48 503
75 Pussy Cops 42 499
76 Civil Forfeiture 20 495
77 Political Canonizations 17 493
78 Nuclear War 30 488
79 Silencing the User 16 486
80 Bad Jannies 26 481
81 Boycotts of the Week 35 476
82 Corporate Bootlicking 60 465
83 Fake Neurodivergence 40 462
84 The National Debt 27 460
85 Student Debt Repayment 54 459
86 The Homeless 80 459
87 Indoctrinating Children 33 459
88 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 457
89 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 456
90 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 453
91 Master Erasure 12 452
92 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 451
93 Two-Factor Authentication 6 451
94 Live Action Anime 19 449
95 Sleep Deprivation 32 445
96 Silver Alerts 6 444
97 Social Media 55 444
98 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 443
99 Animal Abuse 50 443
100 The De-Sexification of Media 71 439
101 Short Attention Spans 86 429
102 Cash Bail 18 428
103 Woke Unions 16 425
104 Columbus Hate 12 421
105 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 420
106 Inventing Black Inventors 27 417
107 Manliness Gurus 71 415
108 Overly Courteous Drivers 50 412
109 No More Comedies 37 407
110 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 407
111 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 407
112 Picky Parkers 7 405
113 Deadname Drama 53 404
114 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 402
115 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 400
116 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 399
117 Blindness 22 397
118 Broken Bones 25 394
119 Game Journalists 50 393
120 Funko Pops 18 392
121 Cash Register Solicitations 39 391
122 Bread Tacos 31 391
123 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 390
124 Democracy Bonus 2 390
125 Theater Kids 56 387
126 George Soros District Attorneys 94 387
127 Shorter Attention Spans 57 384
128 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 383
129 Wellness Checks 58 383
130 Onmibus Spending Bills 70 381
131 Female Comedy Writers 54 381
132 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 381
133 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 376
134 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 374
135 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 370
136 Plea Deals 105 369
137 "Love Bombing" 34 368
138 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 363
139 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 363
140 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 362
141 Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru Bonus 10 362
142 Hate Hoaxes 43 359
143 Child Support 61 356
144 Whiny Waiters 83 356
145 Mobile-Only Websites 52 353
146 Easy Mode Activists 33 351
147 Charity Fraud 96 349
148 Loud Music at Bars 83 347
149 Simulation Theory 9 346
150 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 346
151 Unrealistic Expectations 42 344
152 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 342
153 The SEC 99 341
154 Stock Market Morons 86 339
155 Vito's Twitter Account 23 338
156 Food Going Bad 93 337
157 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 336
158 SSRIs 49 334
159 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 334
160 The Gas Stove Ban 73 332
161 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 331
162 Laws That Make You Lie 34 328
163 Nocturia 94 328
164 The Anchoring Effect 79 328
165 Adam Sessler 73 324
166 Uninformed Voters 76 322
167 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 321
168 Keyboard Warriors 31 319
169 Elon Musk 67 318
170 Autism 64 318
171 Amber Heard Supporters 44 316
172 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 315
173 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 312
174 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 310
175 e-Whores 72 310
176 Long Lost Lectures 13 307
177 Artificial Scarcity 94 306
178 Reparation Retardation 82 305
179 Famine 47 299
180 Tech Switcheroos 77 298
181 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 297
182 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 297
183 Influencer Culture 45 297
184 Toxic Positivity 95 297
185 Freeway Protesters 46 293
186 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 292
187 The Emperor's New Burn 38 292
188 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 291
189 Compelled Speech 83 290
190 Armchair Mechanics 15 290
191 Getting Band-Aids Wet 57 289
192 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 288
193 Travel Insurance 25 288
194 Contouring 79 287
195 Finding the Edge on Packing Tape 62 286
196 Snail-in Voting 92 283
197 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 283
198 The Olympics 28 282
199 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 282
200 The Female Dating Strategy Podcast 68 281
201 Swastika Scaries 70 280
202 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 280
203 Creepy Targeted Ads 54 276
204 Non-Drivers 100 275
205 Losing Shit 91 275
206 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 273
207 Parasocial Relationships 90 272
208 Domain Squatters 17 269
209 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 267
210 Initiating the Conversation 21 267
211 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 264
212 Effective Altruism 64 263
213 Minimum Wageslaves 49 262
214 Epstein Blue Balls 47 261
215 Badly Timed Traffic Lights 66 261
216 Big Government 102 261
217 Shitty Shippers 105 261
218 Living in the Ghetto 36 260
219 Too Many Licenses 46 257
220 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 257
221 Post Purchase Surveys 81 257
222 Great Government Firewalls 84 257
223 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 257
224 Tip Jar Takeover 75 257
225 Billionaire Bootlickers 69 254
226 Missed Opportunities 77 253
227 Land Acknowledgements 89 253
228 Awareness 98 253
229 The Five-Day Work Week 103 253
230 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 248
231 Space Tourists 5 248
232 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 247
233 The Civil Rights Act 85 245
234 Height Discrimination 47 242
235 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 242
236 Drug Dummies 97 241
237 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 241
238 Getting Sick During Time Off 66 241
239 Graduation Speeches 93 240
240 Women's Dating Advice 104 239
241 Philistines 58 239
242 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 238
243 Unnecessary Safety Warnings 63 237
244 Fear of Negotiating 74 236
245 Going to the Doctor 76 236
246 Starving Artists 69 236
247 Drip Pricing 88 236
248 Nude Negotiators 32 235
249 Extreme Heat Events 45 235
250 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 234
251 Subway Performers 88 234
252 Cover Charges 86 233
253 The Minimum Wage 4 231
254 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 230
255 Kink Personalities 79 229
256 Rickety Shit 104 225
257 Fake Libertarians 103 224
258 Cockteasing 65 224
259 Making Decisions 91 224
260 The "u mad?" Game 73 223
261 Ticketmaster 65 219
262 Relying on Your Friends 87 219
263 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 217
264 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 217
265 The UK Government 106 215
266 People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane 64 215
267 Craigslist Complainers 21 213
268 Thirst Traps 81 212
269 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 212
270 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 212
271 Hypocrisy 87 211
272 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 210
273 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 208
274 Ear Worms 29 206
275 My Bitch Realtor 89 206
276 USB Cables 80 206
277 Pedo Jacketing 62 203
278 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 203
279 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 199
280 Venue Cancellation 63 199
281 Roadside Death Shrines 36 198
282 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 197
283 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 197
284 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 194
285 Finger Pain 10 194
286 Tardy Drink Refills 92 193
287 Train Wrecks 78 193
288 Seatbelt Alarms 27 192
289 Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard 58 191
290 Christmas Truthers Bonus 11 186
291 High People Bonus 15 186
292 Thoughts and Prayers 74 184
293 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 184
294 Activist Ice Cream 97 181
295 May the 4th 88 179
296 Suction Cups 43 178
297 Forced Christmas Memes Bonus 11 178
298 The Alt-Tab Death Spiral 47 175
299 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 175
300 Women in Star Wars 89 173
301 Side Hustles 32 172
302 Holiday Parties 69 171
303 Source Snobs 96 168
304 Ghost Texts 102 167
305 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 165
306 Demographic Dummies 81 161
307 Zoom Exhaustion 33 160
308 Seasonal Affective Disorder Bonus 11 160
309 Sensationalism 66 160
310 Music Videos Disguised as Movies 61 159
311 Changed Passwords Not Saving 52 158
312 Intellectual Property Laws 40 157
313 Incest Porn 32 156
314 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 154
315 Going to the Dentist 70 153
316 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 152
317 LARPing PUAs 26 151
318 Fear of Self-Promotion 59 151
319 Burger Tribalism Bonus 10 149
320 Comics Shit Bonus 18 148
321 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 146
322 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 146
323 Stupid Food Trends 11 145
324 No Flying Cars 80 144
325 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 144
326 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 143
327 Sponsored Hate 28 141
328 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 140
329 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 140
330 Backseat Googlers 41 139
331 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 139
332 Premature E-Trackulation 15 139
333 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 139
334 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 138
335 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 138
336 Refusal to Wear the Hijab 57 137
337 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 136
338 Pity Party Poopers 49 135
339 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 134
340 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 132
341 Mandatory Evacuation Orders 58 130
342 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 127
343 3D Technology 40 126
344 Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 55 125
345 Sports-a-phobia 59 122
346 Asexuality 34 121
347 Enslaving Indie Directors 64 119
348 Franchise Crossovers 62 116
349 Drunk Eating 56 116
350 Pronoun Resistance 1 113
351 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 112
352 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 112
353 Halftime Shows 78 108
354 Fatwas 53 108
355 Celebrity Bands 55 107
356 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 106
357 "One More Day" Bonus 16 106
358 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 105
359 GameStop Bonus 3 103
360 Smoking is Too Cool 27 101
361 Anti-Woke Marketing 51 100
362 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 98
363 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 98
364 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 96
365 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 95
366 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 94
367 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 91
368 Spoiler Nazis 36 91
369 Airplane Seats 95 90
370 Bryan Singer 88 90
371 Pro-Spider Propaganda 65 88
372 Battery Corrosion 94 87
373 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 87
374 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 86
375 Not Getting Drugs on Halloween 61 85
376 Phone Format Paste 105 85
377 Online Naturalists 61 82
378 Trivial Cheating 96 80
379 The Royal "We" 103 80
380 Fake Straights 63 79
381 Culture War Criminals 106 78
382 Getting Rid of Grease 38 77
383 Back in School Nightmares Bonus 9 73
384 Peladophobia 77 73
385 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 68
386 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 66
387 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 64
388 Bible Truthers 105 60
389 Missing McDonald's Breakfast Bonus 10 59
390 Free Market Haters 82 58
391 Satanic Panic 77 57
392 "no" Autocorrect 60 57
393 Community Detachment 80 52
394 OCD Toasters 13 51
395 Star Wars Reviews Bonus 6 49
396 Fake 2D Animation 38 46
397 Virtual Restaurant Brands 23 43
398 Bluetooth 40 43
399 Texas Legal Myths 107 40
400 Kid Christmas Pageants 21 38
401 The War on Whiteface 56 38
402 Military Suicides 56 37
403 Sobering Up Before You Pass Out 53 36
404 Shared Universes Bonus 18 36
405 Bodegas 46 34
406 Ewok Hate Bonus 6 33
407 Shitty Slow Motion 16 31
408 Hippie Thanksgiving 66 30
409 Event Wristbands 45 28
410 Nazis are Too Cool 85 24
411 Multiverse Haters Bonus 18 21
412 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 21
413 Rough Teeth 107 14
414 Arizona Inflation 90 11
415 Sour Grapes 24 9
416 Filet O'Fish Disrespecters 99 7
417 Holiday Decorations 62 0
418 Fortnite 98 -3
419 VR Chat 51 -6
420 Politeness Words 23 -13
421 Macho Weathermen 11 -13
422 The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month 92 -13
423 Max Gibson Bonus 5 -15
424 Flip Flops Breaking 30 -16
425 Transphobia 83 -16
426 Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day 82 -26
427 Jersey Burning 63 -27
428 Boring Sports Uniforms 57 -32
429 Legalizing Weed Bonus 15 -42
430 Bad Blood 67 -43
431 Algorithm Generated Merchandise 51 -44
432 Cessation Fantasies Bonus 18 -44
433 Slow Cancer 65 -45
434 Watching a Man Drown 104 -47
435 Blockbuster Nostalgia 69 -47
436 Missing the Return Date on Gifts Bonus 11 -48
437 Vladimir Putin 30 -49
438 Seatbelt Laws 85 -49
439 Occupational Stereotypes 50 -52
440 Branded Buttons 23 -55
441 Mugshot Envy 103 -57
442 Anti-Woke Politicians Bonus 12 -66
443 Crack 28 -68
444 Mass Shooter Lotto 84 -72
445 Very Special Episodes 91 -74
446 AI Psychology Podcasts 75 -81
447 Local Businesses 29 -88
448 "The Bonus Hole" 106 -89
449 NFT Haters 95 -94
450 Homophobia Bonus 7 -99
451 The Barbie Movie 101 -100
452 Too Long of Media 24 -102
453 Black Israelites 63 -102
454 Gamers 100 -105
455 Pissphobes 84 -106
456 Fake Fly-Open Shorts 98 -106
457 Discontinued Food Fakeouts 50 -107
458 Black History Month is Disorganized Bonus 13 -108
459 Parental Wisdom 93 -116
460 $1,000 Posters 87 -118
461 Too Much Bruce Wayne Bonus 5 -119
462 The National Anthem Bonus 8 -121
463 Different Races Bonus 4 -124
464 Block Babies 102 -124
465 The Invasion of Ukraine Bonus 12 -125
466 The Black/White Test Score Gap 96 -135
467 The Ocean Bonus 17 -137
468 Fan Entitlement 70 -148
469 Semaglutide / Ozempic 92 -156
470 Mariah Carey Haters Bonus 11 -168
471 Silverware Scraping on Plates 97 -169
472 Fake-Out Sprite Bonus 10 -174
473 Public Urination Laws 14 -176
474 No Black Toads Bonus 14 -181
475 Being Afraid to Show Sympathy 102 -181
476 Google Doodle Dummies 86 -182
477 The Production Quality of Amateur Porn 100 -187
478 Kink Shaming 35 -191
479 Mario 2 Bonus 14 -193
480 Shoulder Nipples 71 -198
481 Not Supporting Black Businesses 48 -208
482 Too Many Hitler Movies 99 -213
483 Canon Cops 43 -221
484 Italian Face Bonus 14 -229
485 Jewish Conspiracies 101 -233
486 False False Flags 72 -253
487 Fear of Drag Bonus 7 -258
488 The American Flag Bonus 8 -264
489 Disability Discrimination 35 -266
490 Not Enough Seanies 39 -274
491 Email 60 -282
492 Seed Oil Disrespecters 37 -290
493 Night Pooping 94 -309
494 Ratchet Straps 54 -320
495 Evolution 48 -322
496 The Twins Losing Bonus 8 -334
497 Anti-Semitism 60 -336
498 Futurama Fans 31 -340
499 The Movie Theater Experience 22 -353
500 Cum 71 -367
501 Hitler 68 -395
502 French Fries Bonus 10 -605
503 "You Voted For This" 25 -754
504 The Capital Riots Bonus 3 -875
505 Fear of a Black Elf 29 -890
506 Puppets 7 -1144
507 Presidential Gas Gripers 6 -1221
508 COVID Deniers 5 -1733