The Problems

This Week

Kangaroo Courts 460
VR Chat 50
Anti-Woke Marketing -20
Algorithm Generated Merchandise -53

Latest Bonus Episode

The 19th Amendment 574
The Two-Party System 425
The National Anthem -89
The American Flag -165
The Twins Losing -238

All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Woke Marketing 1 3031
2 Chinese Aporogies 3 2446
3 Fat Brain 2 2320
4 Too Much Pride 4 1708
5 "Disinformation" 3 1597
6 The N-Word Defense 5 1383
7 Tattle Tales 10 1317
8 Late Rape 10 1271
9 The War on Blackface 2 1267
10 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 1233
11 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1177
12 Scientism 7 1135
13 Seth Rogen 19 1053
14 Child Advocates 4 1010
15 Payment Processors 8 944
16 Deinstitutionalization 6 920
17 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 899
18 Millionaire Socialists 8 880
19 Fake News 13 795
20 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 721
21 Nuclear-phobia 14 710
22 YouTube Role Models 5 702
23 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 695
24 Inflation 24 656
25 Prison Rape 7 655
26 Edgy Reboots 3 654
27 Pedophiles 29 630
28 Goth Erasure 8 622
29 Trans Athletes 10 609
30 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 607
31 Regret 4 596
32 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 574
33 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 549
34 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 548
35 Charger Not Included 15 541
36 The Cowardice of Women 26 540
37 Installing Console Games 12 535
38 Holocaust Metaphors 9 534
39 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 532
40 Social Malware 14 531
41 Forced Diversity in Film 24 527
42 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 524
43 Political Scientists 26 519
44 Going Back to Work 22 502
45 Sustainability 11 499
46 Lack of Bidets 2 485
47 Women's Tears 37 481
48 Eldercare 25 472
49 Parking Idlers 42 470
50 No-Knock Raids 28 464
51 Kangaroo Courts 51 460
52 Nuclear War 30 460
53 "Buy the Dip" 1 459
54 Family Court 16 458
55 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 438
56 Testicular Torsion 19 434
57 Two-Factor Authentication 6 431
58 Political Canonizations 17 430
59 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 425
60 Silver Alerts 6 423
61 Media Consolidation 36 423
62 Gun Control 15 416
63 Bad Jannies 26 416
64 Silencing the User 16 413
65 Waiting Bonus 1 410
66 Boycotts of the Week 35 406
67 Cash Bail 18 401
68 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 400
69 Civil Forfeiture 20 400
70 Live Action Anime 19 399
71 Pussy Cops 42 399
72 Swatting 48 386
73 Master Erasure 12 385
74 Columbus Hate 12 380
75 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 379
76 The National Debt 27 377
77 Rent is Too Damn High 48 372
78 Indoctrinating Children 33 371
79 Bread Tacos 31 367
80 Sleep Deprivation 32 362
81 Picky Parkers 7 362
82 Woke Unions 16 360
83 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 357
84 Broken Bones 25 357
85 Democracy Bonus 2 356
86 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 355
87 Overly Courteous Drivers 50 349
88 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 344
89 Inventing Black Inventors 27 344
90 Fake Neurodivergence 40 342
91 Blindness 22 341
92 Animal Abuse 50 340
93 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 340
94 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 338
95 No More Comedies 37 334
96 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 334
97 Cash Register Solicitations 39 331
98 Funko Pops 18 327
99 "Love Bombing" 34 322
100 Vito's Twitter Account 23 321
101 Simulation Theory 9 318
102 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 316
103 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 313
104 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 313
105 Easy Mode Activists 33 301
106 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 300
107 Long Lost Lectures 13 295
108 Unrealistic Expectations 42 291
109 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 290
110 Game Journalists 50 290
111 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 288
112 Hate Hoaxes 43 286
113 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 285
114 Keyboard Warriors 31 279
115 The Olympics 28 275
116 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 275
117 The Emperor's New Burn 38 275
118 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 275
119 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 272
120 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 269
121 Armchair Mechanics 15 267
122 Travel Insurance 25 266
123 Amber Heard Supporters 44 265
124 Space Tourists 5 258
125 Laws That Make You Lie 34 256
126 Famine 47 250
127 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 249
128 SSRIs 49 245
129 Initiating the Conversation 21 236
130 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 236
131 Influencer Culture 45 233
132 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 232
133 Domain Squatters 17 230
134 Freeway Protesters 46 230
135 Living in the Ghetto 36 221
136 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 220
137 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 218
138 Minimum Wageslaves 49 215
139 Nude Negotiators 32 206
140 The Minimum Wage 4 205
141 Extreme Heat Events 45 198
142 Height Discrimination 47 197
143 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 194
144 Epstein Blue Balls 47 192
145 Craigslist Complainers 21 192
146 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 190
147 Too Many Licenses 46 186
148 Ear Worms 29 184
149 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 181
150 The Alt-Tab Death Spiral 47 180
151 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 173
152 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 166
153 Roadside Death Shrines 36 165
154 Side Hustles 32 160
155 Seatbelt Alarms 27 150
156 Zoom Exhaustion 33 140
157 Incest Porn 32 138
158 Finger Pain 10 137
159 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 133
160 Suction Cups 43 131
161 Intellectual Property Laws 40 130
162 3D Technology 40 130
163 Pronoun Resistance 1 129
164 LARPing PUAs 26 128
165 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 127
166 Stupid Food Trends 11 126
167 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 126
168 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 124
169 Pity Party Poopers 49 121
170 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 120
171 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 118
172 Premature E-Trackulation 15 115
173 Backseat Googlers 41 114
174 Sponsored Hate 28 113
175 Asexuality 34 101
176 GameStop Bonus 3 93
177 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 92
178 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 89
179 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 70
180 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 69
181 Spoiler Nazis 36 69
182 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 64
183 Bluetooth 40 57
184 Getting Rid of Grease 38 55
185 VR Chat 51 50
186 Smoking is Too Cool 27 49
187 OCD Toasters 13 45
188 Ewok Hate Bonus 6 31
189 Star Wars Reviews Bonus 6 29
190 Fake 2D Animation 38 25
191 Bodegas 46 24
192 Virtual Restaurant Brands 23 22
193 Kid Christmas Pageants 21 7
194 Max Gibson Bonus 5 4
195 Event Wristbands 45 -3
196 Vladimir Putin 30 -4
197 Shitty Slow Motion 16 -9
198 Politeness Words 23 -12
199 Sour Grapes 24 -15
200 Anti-Woke Marketing 51 -20
201 Occupational Stereotypes 50 -20
202 Macho Weathermen 11 -28
203 Flip Flops Breaking 30 -48
204 Branded Buttons 23 -49
205 Homophobia Bonus 7 -50
206 Algorithm Generated Merchandise 51 -53
207 Crack 28 -58
208 Local Businesses 29 -81
209 The National Anthem Bonus 8 -89
210 Too Long of Media 24 -102
211 Too Much Bruce Wayne Bonus 5 -108
212 Discontinued Food Fakeouts 50 -124
213 Different Races Bonus 4 -130
214 Not Supporting Black Businesses 48 -134
215 The American Flag Bonus 8 -165
216 Kink Shaming 35 -171
217 Canon Cops 43 -189
218 Fear of Drag Bonus 7 -193
219 Public Urination Laws 14 -202
220 Not Enough Seanies 39 -218
221 Seed Oil Disrespecters 37 -235
222 The Twins Losing Bonus 8 -238
223 Disability Discrimination 35 -240
224 Evolution 48 -251
225 Futurama Fans 31 -294
226 The Movie Theater Experience 22 -313
227 "You Voted For This" 25 -598
228 The Capital Riots Bonus 3 -658
229 Fear of a Black Elf 29 -696
230 Puppets 7 -942
231 Presidential Gas Gripers 6 -973
232 COVID Deniers 5 -1372