The Problems

This Week

The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	109
Communist Propaganda	101
Men and Their Legacies	66
Writing Checks	-2

Latest Bonus Episode

Jesus Dying at 33	30
"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	25
Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	24
People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	13
The Extended Jesus Universe	7

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4279
2	Fat Brain	2	3810
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3314
4	Too Much Pride	4	2529
5	"Disinformation"	3	2210
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2061
7	Late Rape	10	2017
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	1959
9	Tattle Tales	10	1841
10	Seth Rogen	19	1758
11	The War on Blackface	2	1681
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1644
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1580
14	Scientism	7	1511
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1378
16	Payment Processors	8	1361
17	Child Advocates	4	1258
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1201
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1191
20	The IRS	52	1104
21	Deinstitutionalization	6	1104
22	Inflation	24	1072
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1043
24	Fake News	13	973
25	Pedophiles	29	972
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	938
27	YouTube Role Models	5	922
28	Goth Erasure	8	893
29	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	870
30	Prison Rape	7	866
31	Forced Diversity in Film	24	865
32	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	832
33	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	816
34	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	814
35	Kangaroo Courts	51	810
36	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	803
37	Trans Athletes	10	799
38	Edgy Reboots	3	791
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	783
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	764
41	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	751
42	No-Knock Raids	28	750
43	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	747
44	Regret	4	733
45	Charger Not Included	15	730
46	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	710
47	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	699
48	Social Malware	14	695
49	The War on Anonymity	68	692
50	Installing Console Games	12	692
51	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	692
52	Political Scientists	26	690
53	The Homeless	80	678
54	Holocaust Metaphors	9	658
55	Womansplaining	53	657
56	Conservatives	67	654
57	Circumcision Apologists	59	651
58	Women's Tears	37	645
59	Going Back to Work	22	640
60	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	635
61	Testicular Torsion	19	626
62	Family Court	16	625
63	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	622
64	Comply Guys	52	614
65	Lack of Bidets	2	607
66	Gun Control	15	606
67	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	599
68	Rent is Too Damn High	48	587
69	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	584
70	Sustainability	11	580
71	Waiting	Bonus 1	580
72	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	573
73	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	566
74	Swatting	48	562
75	Pussy Cops	42	559
76	Eldercare	25	557
77	Civil Forfeiture	20	553
78	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	552
79	Media Consolidation	36	547
80	Parking Idlers	42	539
81	Empty Parking Lots	111	537
82	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	537
83	Political Canonizations	17	529
84	Short Attention Spans	86	526
85	"Buy the Dip"	1	524
86	Fake Neurodivergence	40	523
87	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	517
88	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	517
89	Corporate Bootlicking	60	517
90	Nuclear War	30	517
91	Silencing the User	16	517
92	Boycotts of the Week	35	515
93	The National Debt	27	512
94	Indoctrinating Children	33	509
95	Bad Jannies	26	505
96	Animal Abuse	50	502
97	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	499
98	The De-Sexification of Media	71	496
99	Social Media	55	494
100	Live Action Anime	19	492
101	Sleep Deprivation	32	492
102	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	485
103	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	484
104	Student Debt Repayment	54	482
105	Two-Factor Authentication	6	481
106	Inventing Black Inventors	27	480
107	Big Leaguing	121	479
108	Plea Deals	105	478
109	Master Erasure	12	471
110	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	465
111	Silver Alerts	6	463
112	Manliness Gurus	71	460
113	Woke Unions	16	459
114	George Soros District Attorneys	94	447
115	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	447
116	Cash Bail	18	446
117	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	443
118	Columbus Hate	12	442
119	Theater Kids	56	441
120	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	438
121	No More Comedies	37	436
122	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	434
123	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	434
124	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	434
125	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	433
126	Picky Parkers	7	431
127	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	431
128	Female Comedy Writers	54	430
129	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	429
130	Common Core Math	127	428
131	Deadname Drama	53	427
132	Wrongful Convictions	136	426
133	Broken Bones	25	426
134	Blindness	22	425
135	Speed Traps	133	425
136	Game Journalists	50	421
137	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	420
138	Funko Pops	18	420
139	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	420
140	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	420
141	Cash Register Solicitations	39	419
142	Shorter Attention Spans	57	415
143	Throwing Your Back Out	128	414
144	Charity Fraud	96	414
145	Wellness Checks	58	413
146	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	413
147	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	412
148	Democracy	Bonus 2	410
149	Robocallers	125	410
150	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	408
151	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	407
152	DEI	122	405
153	Bread Tacos	31	402
154	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	402
155	The War on Drugs	142	400
156	Child Support	61	400
157	Vito's Twitter Account	23	398
158	Loud Music at Bars	83	396
159	Hate Hoaxes	43	396
160	Whiny Waiters	83	395
161	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	393
162	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	389
163	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	389
164	Food Going Bad	93	387
165	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	387
166	The SEC	99	385
167	Mobile-Only Websites	52	383
168	Live Service Video Games	123	383
169	Uninformed Voters	76	383
170	"Love Bombing"	34	382
171	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	381
172	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	379
173	Unrealistic Expectations	42	376
174	Easy Mode Activists	33	374
175	Wil Wheaton	127	373
176	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	373
177	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	372
178	Stock Market Morons	86	367
179	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	367
180	Artificial Scarcity	94	361
181	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	360
182	SSRIs	49	360
183	The Gas Stove Ban	73	360
184	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	359
185	Bad Neighbors	110	357
186	Simulation Theory	9	356
187	Amber Heard Supporters	44	356
188	e-Whores	72	355
189	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	355
190	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	355
191	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	353
192	Keyboard Warriors	31	353
193	Reparation Retardation	82	352
194	Laws That Make You Lie	34	350
195	Autism	64	349
196	Elon Musk	67	348
197	Freemium Software	127	348
198	Cops Transferring Departments	126	348
199	Nocturia	94	344
200	Mosquitos	109	343
201	The Anchoring Effect	79	343
202	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	341
203	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	341
204	Toxic Positivity	95	340
205	Adam Sessler	73	335
206	Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area	168	334
207	Compelled Speech	83	333
208	Freeway Protesters	46	332
209	Influencer Culture	45	331
210	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	331
211	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	329
212	Famine	47	329
213	Women Working at Home Depot	149	329
214	Losing Shit	91	328
215	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	326
216	Big Government	102	324
217	Snail-in Voting	92	322
218	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	322
219	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	320
220	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	320
221	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	319
222	The Emperor's New Burn	38	319
223	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	318
224	Women's Stories	138	318
225	Non-Drivers	100	317
226	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	317
227	Long Lost Lectures	13	317
228	Tech Switcheroos	77	315
229	Suicide Baiting	120	313
230	"No" Erasure	147	313
231	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	311
232	Shitty Shippers	105	311
233	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	311
234	Armchair Mechanics	15	311
235	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	311
236	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	310
237	Contouring	79	310
238	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	308
239	People Who Don't Get Out of the Way	160	307
240	Time Vampires	137	307
241	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	305
242	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	305
243	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	305
244	Travel Insurance	25	305
245	Girl Bosses	143	305
246	Swastika Scaries	70	305
247	The Olympics	28	304
248	Women's Dating Advice	104	304
249	Stan Culture	119	303
250	The Five-Day Work Week	103	303
251	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	302
252	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	302
253	Tinnitus	114	300
254	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	299
255	Missed Opportunities	77	298
256	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	297
257	Parasocial Relationships	90	297
258	Tip Jar Takeover	75	297
259	Female Gamers	141	296
260	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	295
261	Too Many Licenses	46	295
262	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	295
263	Great Government Firewalls	84	294
264	Epstein Blue Balls	47	294
265	The UK Government	106	292
266	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	291
267	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	291
268	Stranger Danger	111	290
269	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	289
270	Unlisted Prices	120	289
271	Initiating the Conversation	21	287
272	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	287
273	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	283
274	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	283
275	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	282
276	Height Discrimination	47	282
277	Domain Squatters	17	281
278	Living in the Ghetto	36	281
279	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	280
280	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	280
281	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	280
282	Minimum Wageslaves	49	280
283	Post Purchase Surveys	81	279
284	Pimples on Your Nose	110	279
285	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	278
286	Chump Syndrome	118	278
287	Communism	153	278
288	Effective Altruism	64	277
289	Team Guys	146	277
290	Drug Dummies	97	276
291	Awareness	98	275
292	Fear of Negotiating	74	272
293	Land Acknowledgements	89	271
294	Intrusive Thoughts	118	271
295	Compulsive Liars	117	270
296	Gaslighting About Inflation	Bonus 31	270
297	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	269
298	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	269
299	Taylor Swift	125	269
300	Fake Libertarians	103	267
301	The Civil Rights Act	85	267
302	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	267
303	Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are	175	266
304	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	266
305	Rickety Shit	104	265
306	Going to the Doctor	76	264
307	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	264
308	Graduation Speeches	93	263
309	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	262
310	Lag	153	262
311	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	262
312	Subsidizing Demand	154	261
313	Immigration	116	260
314	Drip Pricing	88	260
315	Cover Charges	86	259
316	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	259
317	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	258
318	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	258
319	Home Repair	124	258
320	Kink Personalities	79	257
321	Extreme Heat Events	45	255
322	Fool's Tits	152	255
323	Guys Who Can't Drive	165	255
324	Space Tourists	5	255
325	Making Decisions	91	255
326	Philistines	58	254
327	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	254
328	The "u mad?" Game	73	254
329	Starving Artists	69	254
330	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	253
331	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	253
332	Subway Performers	88	253
333	Hustlers' Universities	122	253
334	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	252
335	Ticketmaster	65	251
336	Blacklists	140	250
337	Cockteasing	65	249
338	Candidates Pretending to be Human	Bonus 29	248
339	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	248
340	Bad Cell Service	141	247
341	Finger Pain	10	247
342	Foreign Lobbyists	139	246
343	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	246
344	Nude Negotiators	32	246
345	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	246
346	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	246
347	Relying on Your Friends	87	243
348	The Minimum Wage	4	242
349	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	242
350	Hypocrisy	87	241
351	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	241
352	"Objectively"	112	241
353	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	240
354	Apple Fanboys	127	240
355	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	240
356	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	238
357	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	238
358	Washing and Drying Long Hair	178	237
359	Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal	166	237
360	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	236
361	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	236
362	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	235
363	"Right of Way" Disrespecters	170	234
364	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	233
365	USB Cables	80	230
366	Mandatory Milk	152	229
367	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	229
368	Thirst Traps	81	229
369	First Ladies	122	228
370	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	227
371	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	226
372	Ear Worms	29	225
373	Pedo Jacketing	62	224
374	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	224
375	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	224
376	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	224
377	My Bitch Realtor	89	222
378	Venue Cancellation	63	221
379	Fake Death Threats	129	221
380	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	220
381	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	220
382	Craigslist Complainers	21	219
383	Sticky Electronics	166	219
384	Bad Shopping Carts	156	217
385	Locking Yourself Out	152	217
386	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	217
387	Tardy Drink Refills	92	217
388	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	216
389	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	216
390	Oakland, CA	150	215
391	Train Wrecks	78	215
392	Stupid Awards Shows	131	213
393	Unnecessary Censorship	171	213
394	Roadside Death Shrines	36	212
395	How Much Money is Spent on Elections	Bonus 29	211
396	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	211
397	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	210
398	Women Fighting in Movies	120	210
399	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	210
400	One Hour Meetings	143	210
401	The Abuse of "Abuse"	162	208
402	Women in Star Wars	89	206
403	Shoulder Pain	159	206
404	Seatbelt Alarms	27	206
405	Thoughts and Prayers	74	206
406	May the 4th	88	205
407	Content Ratings Boards	138	204
408	Health Insurance Claim Denials	167	203
409	Tight Booths	119	203
410	High People	Bonus 15	203
411	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	202
412	Cops Doing You a Favor	168	201
413	Vegan Donuts	131	201
414	Activist Ice Cream	97	200
415	Activist CEOs	139	200
416	Sore Losers	163	199
417	Data Breaches	148	199
418	Lack of Fictional Bigots	161	199
419	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	199
420	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	198
421	Empty Retail Spaces	166	196
422	Suction Cups	43	196
423	Fake Retirements	114	195
424	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	194
425	The Parallel Economy	130	192
426	Cute Shit	164	192
427	Confirmation Bias	125	191
428	Ghost Texts	102	191
429	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	191
430	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	191
431	Snitches	155	191
432	All The Vaccine Autism Shit	178	189
433	Side Hustles	32	187
434	Male Feminists	182	186
435	Source Snobs	96	186
436	Tiny House Propaganda	117	185
437	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	184
438	Breast Cancer Charity Scams	169	184
439	Going to Work While Sick	139	183
440	Touchy Teachers	169	182
441	Hoarding	134	182
442	Holiday Parties	69	182
443	Losing Your Tools	154	182
444	Sensationalism	66	182
445	Rental Car Insurance	154	181
446	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	181
447	Rats	159	181
448	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	181
449	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	180
450	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	180
451	Cults	150	180
452	Boob Truthers	109	180
453	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	180
454	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	179
455	The Haka	164	179
456	Bad Day Holidays	132	178
457	Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door	160	178
458	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	178
459	Texas Legal Myths	107	178
460	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	178
461	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	178
462	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	177
463	Intellectual Property Laws	40	177
464	Going to the Dentist	70	176
465	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	176
466	Demographic Dummies	81	176
467	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	175
468	Product Placement Movies	126	174
469	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	174
470	People Not Changing	172	174
471	Incest Porn	32	173
472	Zoom Exhaustion	33	173
473	Idea Guys	113	172
474	Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill	Bonus 30	172
475	Blowing your Wad Early	115	171
476	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	171
477	Buyer's Remorse	116	171
478	Occam's Razor	145	171
479	Sand	178	170
480	Conservative Porn	121	169
481	Too Many Stop Signs	134	167
482	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	166
483	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	166
484	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	165
485	Premature E-Trackulation	15	164
486	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	163
487	Women Talking like Babies	162	163
488	Credit Goblins	175	163
489	Downward Mobility	173	162
490	Talking to the Cops	148	161
491	Old Movie Action Heroes	177	161
492	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	160
493	LARPing PUAs	26	160
494	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	160
495	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	160
496	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	160
497	Your Friends Making You Look Bad	176	159
498	Election Spam	161	159
499	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	158
500	Stupid Food Trends	11	158
501	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	158
502	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	156
503	Zipper Disrespecters	170	156
504	Pets Stepping on Your Balls	167	155
505	Paralysis of Choice	135	155
506	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	155
507	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	154
508	Sponsored Hate	28	154
509	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	154
510	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	154
511	Backseat Googlers	41	154
512	Fake Fans	163	153
513	Power Outages	172	153
514	Arson Denial	172	151
515	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	151
516	The Chevron Deference	146	148
517	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	148
518	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	148
519	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	148
520	No Flying Cars	80	146
521	You Don't Get Anything For Voting	Bonus 29	146
522	Pity Party Poopers	49	145
523	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	145
524	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	144
525	The Voting Rights Act of 1965	Bonus 29	144
526	Women Being "Based"	173	144
527	Money Shaming	144	142
528	Canada	177	141
529	The Vito Wars	Bonus 31	141
530	Early Winter Darkness	Bonus 30	141
531	Non-Absorbant Napkins	177	140
532	Distracted Children	130	139
533	3D Technology	40	139
534	Going to the Vet	144	138
535	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	138
536	Celebrity Bands	55	137
537	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	137
538	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	136
539	The War on Jocks	170	135
540	Hurricanes	158	135
541	Ruined Jokes	181	135
542	Metaphor Hijacking	133	135
543	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	134
544	Guys Who Break Up a Fight	163	134
545	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	133
546	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	133
547	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	132
548	USAID	176	131
549	Asexuality	34	131
550	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	131
551	Franchise Crossovers	62	130
552	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	130
553	Drunk Eating	56	129
554	The Fat Lady at the Olympics	Bonus 31	128
555	Anti DIY-ers	150	128
556	Talking to Drunk People	184	128
557	Influencer Slop	157	128
558	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	127
559	Garbage Grillers	181	126
560	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	126
561	Man Face	161	126
562	Rolling Blackouts	147	124
563	Bad Pillows	162	123
564	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	122
565	Halftime Shows	78	121
566	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	121
567	Sports-a-phobia	59	121
568	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	120
569	Mass Shootings	112	119
570	Prison Food	Bonus 26	119
571	Fatwas	53	118
572	Crybaby Businesses	183	118
573	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	117
574	The Royal "We"	103	116
575	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	116
576	Non-Consenual Sex Recording	174	115
577	Smoking is Too Cool	27	115
578	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	115
579	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	113
580	Airplane Seats	95	112
581	Pronoun Resistance	1	112
582	Battery Corrosion	94	112
583	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	112
584	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	112
585	Electoral College Deniers	161	112
586	Backseat Murderers	114	110
587	The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	185	109
588	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	108
589	Bad Investments	179	108
590	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	108
591	Phone Format Paste	105	107
592	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	106
593	Elmo	127	106
594	OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer	Bonus 31	106
595	Crypto Karens	146	106
596	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	105
597	Culture War Criminals	106	105
598	Bryan Singer	88	105
599	Alexa Being Retarded	138	105
600	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	104
601	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	104
602	Pre-Checked Boxes	162	104
603	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	103
604	Conservative Comedy	140	103
605	Accent Intelligence Bias	173	103
606	Spoiler Nazis	36	102
607	Sports Gambling	Bonus 32	102
608	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	102
609	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	102
610	Communist Propaganda	185	101
611	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	101
612	The US Postal Service	143	99
613	Headline Death Cockteasing	181	99
614	"Would"	123	99
615	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	97
616	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	97
617	AI Evangelists	128	96
618	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	96
619	Fake Straights	63	96
620	Trivial Cheating	96	95
621	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	94
622	Turn the AC "Up"	157	92
623	Doomers	174	91
624	It's Hard To Tell	160	91
625	The 1%	184	91
626	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	90
627	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	90
628	Prison Abuse	128	89
629	Feral Hogs	147	89
630	Online Naturalists	61	88
631	The Meme of Einstein	171	88
632	Getting Rid of Grease	38	86
633	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	86
634	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	86
635	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	85
636	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	85
637	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	83
638	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	81
639	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	81
640	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	78
641	Trick Food Sharing	174	78
642	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	78
643	Slowpoke Motorcycles	163	77
644	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	76
645	Bob Dylan Worshippers	170	75
646	It's Too Hot Insider During Winter	Bonus 30	75
647	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	74
648	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	74
649	Free Market Haters	82	72
650	Rough Teeth	107	71
651	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	71
652	The Death of the Organ	Bonus 32	71
653	Bible Truthers	105	71
654	Satanic Panic	77	70
655	Peladophobia	77	70
656	Community Detachment	80	69
657	Accidental Screen Shares	129	69
658	Bill Burr	182	69
659	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	67
660	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	66
661	Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks)	165	66
662	Men and Their Legacies	185	66
663	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	65
664	Ingratitude	179	65
665	"no" Autocorrect	60	64
666	The Costco Guys	Bonus 31	64
667	Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes	167	63
668	e-Sports Hype	Bonus 32	62
669	Fake 2D Animation	38	62
670	Dream Ideas	183	61
671	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	61
672	Friends and Family Discounts	135	60
673	Religion in Schools	137	59
674	Game Stop	110	58
675	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	57
676	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	56
677	Soldering	184	56
678	Vtubers	145	56
679	The War on Whiteface	56	56
680	Bluetooth	40	54
681	Shitty Slow Motion	16	54
682	OCD Toasters	13	53
683	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	53
684	Your Bro Getting a New Ho	171	51
685	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	50
686	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	49
687	Leaving the Oven On	171	49
688	Nazis are Too Cool	85	48
689	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	47
690	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	46
691	Military Suicides	56	45
692	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	45
693	Not Enough Leftovers	116	44
694	Event Wristbands	45	43
695	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	42
696	The War on Doxing	169	42
697	Absolutely No Steroid Policies	Bonus 32	41
698	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	41
699	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	37
700	Frozen	Bonus 30	36
701	Sober October	109	36
702	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	36
703	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	35
704	The End of the Civil War	Bonus 28	32
705	Bodegas	46	32
706	Shrinking Jaws	179	31
707	Jesus Dying at 33	Bonus 34	30
708	"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	Bonus 34	25
709	False Piss Driblets	173	25
710	Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	Bonus 34	24
711	Too Many Jedi	151	24
712	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	22
713	Poor Superheroes	179	22
714	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	21
715	UFO Conspiracies	138	21
716	Sour Grapes	24	20
717	The Sun Exploding	140	20
718	Flip Flops Breaking	30	18
719	Fortnite	98	18
720	The Sex Offender Registry	126	14
721	Arizona Inflation	90	13
722	People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	Bonus 34	13
723	Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In	181	8
724	The Extended Jesus Universe	Bonus 34	7
725	Winter Wonderlands	Bonus 30	1
726	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	-2
727	Holiday Decorations	62	-2
728	Writing Checks	185	-2
729	Halloweenies	109	-3
730	Soap Ejaculate	135	-3
731	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-4
732	Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People	168	-4
733	Social Media Disinformation	115	-5
734	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-5
735	Politeness Words	23	-5
736	Cheerleaders	Bonus 32	-6
737	Penny Pinchers	176	-6
738	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-10
739	VR Chat	51	-13
740	Macho Weathermen	11	-14
741	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-14
742	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-15
743	Surprises	169	-17
744	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-18
745	Disaster Blue Balls	160	-20
746	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-21
747	Nextdoor Apps	117	-21
748	Dubs	139	-21
749	Disaster Tourism	172	-21
750	Scooter Parking Zones	184	-21
751	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-22
752	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-23
753	Fake Graphic Designers	182	-23
754	Professional Wrestling	Bonus 32	-25
755	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-29
756	Work Holiday Parties	118	-32
757	Jersey Burning	63	-32
758	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-32
759	Bad Hecklers	151	-34
760	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-34
761	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-34
762	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-34
763	Slow Cancer	65	-36
764	Bad Blood	67	-37
765	Getting Passed Over For a Promotion	167	-38
766	The Myth of Hard Work	Bonus 32	-38
767	Trump People	178	-39
768	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-39
769	Counting Dead Kids	110	-40
770	Seatbelt Laws	85	-41
771	Vladimir Putin	30	-42
772	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-42
773	Shit in Your Drink	140	-43
774	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-43
775	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-46
776	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-47
777	Donkey Jelly	141	-48
778	Transphobia	83	-49
779	Mugshot Envy	103	-49
780	Police Body Cams	183	-50
781	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-51
782	Prisoner Firefighters	174	-51
783	The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth	164	-52
784	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-54
785	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-54
786	Watching a Man Drown	104	-55
787	Very Special Episodes	91	-59
788	Branded Buttons	23	-60
789	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-61
790	Wifejak	166	-61
791	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-62
792	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-63
793	Crack	28	-65
794	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-66
795	The Decline in Youth Vapint	Bonus 31	-68
796	Complaining About Free Media	159	-68
797	Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas	Bonus 31	-69
798	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-69
799	Buffet Anxiety	134	-69
800	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-70
801	Realizing You Were The Bully in High School	164	-70
802	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-70
803	Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes	Bonus 30	-72
804	Plushies	168	-73
805	Medical Marijuana	153	-73
806	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-77
807	Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash	180	-78
808	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-78
809	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-79
810	Unqualified Applicants	114	-79
811	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-80
812	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-82
813	Derivative Dummies	124	-83
814	Printer Ink	180	-84
815	Horny Logic	143	-85
816	Figure Skating	175	-87
817	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-88
818	No Adult Heelys	170	-89
819	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-90
820	American Privilege	118	-91
821	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-92
822	Local Businesses	29	-94
823	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-94
824	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-95
825	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-96
826	Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men)	178	-99
827	Too Long of Media	24	-99
828	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-100
829	Eye Exams	175	-102
830	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-102
831	Black Israelites	63	-104
832	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-106
833	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-107
834	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-107
835	Gamers	100	-107
836	$1,000 Posters	87	-108
837	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-108
838	Pissphobes	84	-109
839	Shoelaces	158	-109
840	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-110
841	Body Shaming	151	-110
842	Parental Wisdom	93	-112
843	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-113
844	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-114
845	The Barbie Movie	101	-115
846	NFT Haters	95	-116
847	Cave Explorers	154	-117
848	Bad Snaps	125	-117
849	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-117
850	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-117
851	Killing All The Chickens	180	-118
852	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-119
853	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-121
854	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-122
855	National Parks	132	-123
856	Block Babies	102	-125
857	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-130
858	Different Races	Bonus 4	-130
859	Making Up Laws	Bonus 33	-130
860	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-139
861	Fan Entitlement	70	-141
862	Nostalgia 64	111	-142
863	Private Wi-Fis	126	-142
864	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-143
865	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-146
866	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-147
867	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-149
868	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-152
869	Lingering Holidays	156	-154
870	Getting Idioms Wrong	Bonus 33	-154
871	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-154
872	Lack of Receipts	Bonus 33	-157
873	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-157
874	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-159
875	Public Urination Laws	14	-169
876	Using Stock Photography Wrong	Bonus 33	-171
877	Cynicism	180	-173
878	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-175
879	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-176
880	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-178
881	Kink Shaming	35	-191
882	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-196
883	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-196
884	Surrogacy Haters	119	-197
885	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-200
886	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-202
887	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-203
888	Shoulder Nipples	71	-205
889	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-214
890	Fingernail Piles	121	-223
891	Canon Cops	43	-223
892	The Transgender Military Ban	177	-231
893	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-246
894	False False Flags	72	-250
895	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-253
896	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-261
897	Disability Discrimination	35	-277
898	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-281
899	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-286
900	Email	60	-286
901	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-287
902	Not Enough Seanies	39	-294
903	Night Pooping	94	-310
904	Digital Piracy	165	-317
905	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-331
906	Ratchet Straps	54	-331
907	Futurama Fans	31	-359
908	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-360
909	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-362
910	Evolution	48	-363
911	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-367
912	Anti-Semitism	60	-400
913	Baby Lovers	136	-402
914	Cum	71	-442
915	Hitler	68	-482
916	French Fries	Bonus 10	-689
917	"You Voted For This"	25	-810
918	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-945
919	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-962
920	Puppets	7	-1207
921	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1281
922	COVID Deniers	5	-1884