The Problems

This Week

Conservatives 479
Elon Musk 299
Bad Blood -41

Latest Bonus Episode

Forced Christmas Memes 15
Christmas Truthers 14
Seasonal Affective Disorder 13
Missing the Return Date on Gifts 0
Mariah Carey Haters -15

All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Woke Marketing 1 3277
2 Chinese Aporogies 3 2670
3 Fat Brain 2 2557
4 Too Much Pride 4 1870
5 "Disinformation" 3 1724
6 The N-Word Defense 5 1493
7 Tattle Tales 10 1458
8 Late Rape 10 1420
9 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 1377
10 The War on Blackface 2 1344
11 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1274
12 Scientism 7 1218
13 Seth Rogen 19 1195
14 Child Advocates 4 1074
15 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 1046
16 Payment Processors 8 1045
17 Millionaire Socialists 8 987
18 Deinstitutionalization 6 958
19 Fake News 13 838
20 Nuclear-phobia 14 827
21 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 786
22 Inflation 24 766
23 YouTube Role Models 5 760
24 Women Running Education Bonus 9 751
25 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 742
26 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 731
27 Prison Rape 7 705
28 Pedophiles 29 704
29 Goth Erasure 8 690
30 Edgy Reboots 3 689
31 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 663
32 Trans Athletes 10 648
33 Regret 4 640
34 The IRS 52 628
35 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 621
36 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 612
37 Forced Diversity in Film 24 603
38 Kangaroo Courts 51 601
39 Charger Not Included 15 594
40 The Cowardice of Women 26 588
41 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 585
42 Installing Console Games 12 580
43 Getting Your Order Wrong Bonus 10 580
44 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 574
45 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 574
46 Social Malware 14 569
47 Holocaust Metaphors 9 565
48 Political Scientists 26 561
49 Going Back to Work 22 538
50 No-Knock Raids 28 533
51 Women's Tears 37 527
52 No Hot Girls in Your Class Bonus 9 525
53 Sustainability 11 522
54 School Starts Too Early Bonus 9 515
55 Lack of Bidets 2 512
56 Family Court 16 503
57 Eldercare 25 501
58 Parking Idlers 42 497
59 Comply Guys 52 496
60 Nuclear War 30 488
61 Womansplaining 53 487
62 Conservatives 67 479
63 "Buy the Dip" 1 477
64 Testicular Torsion 19 477
65 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 466
66 Media Consolidation 36 466
67 Political Canonizations 17 465
68 Gun Control 15 465
69 Waiting Bonus 1 451
70 Silencing the User 16 451
71 Bad Jannies 26 449
72 Pussy Cops 42 447
73 Swatting 48 446
74 The Death of the Dollar Menu Bonus 10 445
75 Two-Factor Authentication 6 439
76 Student Debt Repayment 54 437
77 Civil Forfeiture 20 436
78 Rent is Too Damn High 48 434
79 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 433
80 Circumcision Apologists 59 431
81 Silver Alerts 6 429
82 Boycotts of the Week 35 429
83 Live Action Anime 19 420
84 Cash Bail 18 414
85 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 411
86 Master Erasure 12 409
87 Indoctrinating Children 33 409
88 The National Debt 27 403
89 Animal Abuse 50 403
90 Corporate Bootlicking 60 401
91 Social Media 55 396
92 Fake Neurodivergence 40 395
93 Columbus Hate 12 394
94 Sleep Deprivation 32 392
95 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 391
96 Woke Unions 16 389
97 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 387
98 Overly Courteous Drivers 50 383
99 Picky Parkers 7 382
100 Deadname Drama 53 382
101 Democracy Bonus 2 375
102 Inventing Black Inventors 27 375
103 Broken Bones 25 375
104 Bread Tacos 31 375
105 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 374
106 No More Comedies 37 373
107 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 373
108 Blindness 22 366
109 Cash Register Solicitations 39 361
110 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 360
111 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 358
112 Funko Pops 18 356
113 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 353
114 Theater Kids 56 352
115 Game Journalists 50 349
116 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 345
117 "Love Bombing" 34 343
118 Shorter Attention Spans 57 341
119 Wellness Checks 58 339
120 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 332
121 Female Comedy Writers 54 325
122 Mobile-Only Websites 52 324
123 Simulation Theory 9 323
124 Easy Mode Activists 33 323
125 Unrealistic Expectations 42 323
126 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 322
127 Hate Hoaxes 43 319
128 Vito's Twitter Account 23 317
129 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 317
130 Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru Bonus 10 316
131 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 312
132 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 307
133 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 307
134 Child Support 61 303
135 Keyboard Warriors 31 303
136 Long Lost Lectures 13 302
137 Elon Musk 67 299
138 Autism 64 298
139 Laws That Make You Lie 34 294
140 Armchair Mechanics 15 288
141 SSRIs 49 286
142 Amber Heard Supporters 44 285
143 The Emperor's New Burn 38 284
144 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 282
145 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 281
146 Famine 47 279
147 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 278
148 Travel Insurance 25 276
149 The Olympics 28 275
150 Influencer Culture 45 272
151 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 267
152 Freeway Protesters 46 266
153 Getting Band-Aids Wet 57 264
154 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 263
155 Finding the Edge on Packing Tape 62 261
156 Initiating the Conversation 21 257
157 Creepy Targeted Ads 54 255
158 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 251
159 Domain Squatters 17 251
160 Space Tourists 5 251
161 Minimum Wageslaves 49 246
162 Living in the Ghetto 36 243
163 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 239
164 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 238
165 Epstein Blue Balls 47 236
166 Effective Altruism 64 236
167 Too Many Licenses 46 228
168 Extreme Heat Events 45 222
169 Nude Negotiators 32 218
170 Height Discrimination 47 216
171 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 212
172 The Minimum Wage 4 212
173 Philistines 58 206
174 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 201
175 Craigslist Complainers 21 201
176 Badly Timed Traffic Lights 66 199
177 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 198
178 Unnecessary Safety Warnings 63 197
179 Ear Worms 29 195
180 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 184
181 Cockteasing 65 182
182 Roadside Death Shrines 36 179
183 The Alt-Tab Death Spiral 47 177
184 People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane 64 177
185 Seatbelt Alarms 27 175
186 Ticketmaster 65 172
187 Pedo Jacketing 62 172
188 Getting Sick During Time Off 66 171
189 Venue Cancellation 63 170
190 Side Hustles 32 167
191 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 167
192 Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard 58 167
193 Finger Pain 10 166
194 Suction Cups 43 159
195 Zoom Exhaustion 33 150
196 Intellectual Property Laws 40 144
197 LARPing PUAs 26 142
198 Incest Porn 32 141
199 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 141
200 Music Videos Disguised as Movies 61 138
201 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 137
202 Stupid Food Trends 11 137
203 3D Technology 40 134
204 Burger Tribalism Bonus 10 133
205 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 132
206 Backseat Googlers 41 131
207 Changed Passwords Not Saving 52 131
208 Pity Party Poopers 49 128
209 Sponsored Hate 28 127
210 Fear of Self-Promotion 59 127
211 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 127
212 Sensationalism 66 125
213 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 124
214 Premature E-Trackulation 15 123
215 Pronoun Resistance 1 122
216 Sports-a-phobia 59 120
217 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 119
218 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 119
219 Refusal to Wear the Hijab 57 109
220 Franchise Crossovers 62 108
221 Asexuality 34 105
222 Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 55 104
223 Mandatory Evacuation Orders 58 103
224 Enslaving Indie Directors 64 102
225 GameStop Bonus 3 99
226 Drunk Eating 56 98
227 Celebrity Bands 55 96
228 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 94
229 Fatwas 53 93
230 Smoking is Too Cool 27 88
231 Pro-Spider Propaganda 65 81
232 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 81
233 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 78
234 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 73
235 Spoiler Nazis 36 72
236 Not Getting Drugs on Halloween 61 70
237 Fake Straights 63 64
238 Online Naturalists 61 63
239 Getting Rid of Grease 38 61
240 Anti-Woke Marketing 51 56
241 "no" Autocorrect 60 52
242 OCD Toasters 13 50
243 Back in School Nightmares Bonus 9 49
244 Star Wars Reviews Bonus 6 47
245 Missing McDonald's Breakfast Bonus 10 39
246 Bluetooth 40 38
247 Ewok Hate Bonus 6 36
248 Virtual Restaurant Brands 23 35
249 Fake 2D Animation 38 33
250 Military Suicides 56 31
251 Bodegas 46 25
252 The War on Whiteface 56 22
253 VR Chat 51 18
254 Kid Christmas Pageants 21 17
255 Event Wristbands 45 15
256 Forced Christmas Memes Bonus 11 15
257 Christmas Truthers Bonus 11 14
258 Seasonal Affective Disorder Bonus 11 13
259 Hippie Thanksgiving 66 13
260 Shitty Slow Motion 16 11
261 Missing the Return Date on Gifts Bonus 11 0
262 Sobering Up Before You Pass Out 53 0
263 Sour Grapes 24 -1
264 Holiday Decorations 62 -1
265 Max Gibson Bonus 5 -7
266 Mariah Carey Haters Bonus 11 -15
267 Politeness Words 23 -15
268 Macho Weathermen 11 -20
269 Vladimir Putin 30 -27
270 Jersey Burning 63 -29
271 Bad Blood 67 -41
272 Slow Cancer 65 -41
273 Flip Flops Breaking 30 -43
274 Occupational Stereotypes 50 -43
275 Algorithm Generated Merchandise 51 -49
276 Boring Sports Uniforms 57 -50
277 Branded Buttons 23 -60
278 Homophobia Bonus 7 -62
279 Crack 28 -70
280 Local Businesses 29 -79
281 Black Israelites 63 -95
282 Too Long of Media 24 -106
283 The National Anthem Bonus 8 -108
284 Too Much Bruce Wayne Bonus 5 -115
285 Discontinued Food Fakeouts 50 -119
286 Different Races Bonus 4 -124
287 Fake-Out Sprite Bonus 10 -156
288 Not Supporting Black Businesses 48 -156
289 Kink Shaming 35 -170
290 Public Urination Laws 14 -188
291 Canon Cops 43 -197
292 Anti-Semitism 60 -217
293 Fear of Drag Bonus 7 -223
294 The American Flag Bonus 8 -227
295 Not Enough Seanies 39 -244
296 Disability Discrimination 35 -249
297 Seed Oil Disrespecters 37 -260
298 Email 60 -261
299 Evolution 48 -310
300 The Twins Losing Bonus 8 -319
301 Ratchet Straps 54 -333
302 Futurama Fans 31 -334
303 The Movie Theater Experience 22 -356
304 French Fries Bonus 10 -485
305 "You Voted For This" 25 -658
306 The Capital Riots Bonus 3 -752
307 Fear of a Black Elf 29 -771
308 Puppets 7 -1036
309 Presidential Gas Gripers 6 -1113
310 COVID Deniers 5 -1501