The Problems

This Week

Shoulder Pain	131
Rats	130
Complaining About Free Media	-55
Vice Presidential Debates	-94

Latest Bonus Episode

Long Goodbyes	187
Ending Fake-Outs	134
Figuring Out When to Leave Events	114
Fake Video Game Endings	78
Ambiguous Endings	46
The Civil War	29
The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	-77

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4179
2	Fat Brain	2	3712
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3258
4	Too Much Pride	4	2468
5	"Disinformation"	3	2166
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2007
7	Late Rape	10	1960
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	1915
9	Tattle Tales	10	1806
10	Seth Rogen	19	1707
11	The War on Blackface	2	1649
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1612
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1530
14	Scientism	7	1489
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1340
16	Payment Processors	8	1337
17	Child Advocates	4	1246
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1169
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1161
20	Deinstitutionalization	6	1095
21	The IRS	52	1068
22	Inflation	24	1044
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1016
24	Fake News	13	958
25	Pedophiles	29	942
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	920
27	YouTube Role Models	5	909
28	Goth Erasure	8	876
29	Prison Rape	7	854
30	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	852
31	Forced Diversity in Film	24	845
32	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	811
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	798
34	Kangaroo Courts	51	795
35	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	791
36	Trans Athletes	10	790
37	Edgy Reboots	3	785
38	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	777
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	771
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	752
41	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	741
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	740
43	No-Knock Raids	28	734
44	Regret	4	724
45	Charger Not Included	15	721
46	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	694
47	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	691
48	Social Malware	14	685
49	Installing Console Games	12	684
50	The War on Anonymity	68	679
51	Political Scientists	26	677
52	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	673
53	The Homeless	80	658
54	Holocaust Metaphors	9	654
55	Womansplaining	53	648
56	Conservatives	67	648
57	Women's Tears	37	641
58	Circumcision Apologists	59	637
59	Going Back to Work	22	630
60	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	621
61	Family Court	16	619
62	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	614
63	Testicular Torsion	19	613
64	Comply Guys	52	608
65	Gun Control	15	597
66	Lack of Bidets	2	594
67	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	588
68	Rent is Too Damn High	48	580
69	Sustainability	11	576
70	Waiting	Bonus 1	570
71	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	566
72	Swatting	48	555
73	Eldercare	25	553
74	Pussy Cops	42	549
75	Civil Forfeiture	20	544
76	Media Consolidation	36	544
77	Parking Idlers	42	537
78	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	530
79	Empty Parking Lots	111	529
80	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	525
81	Political Canonizations	17	524
82	"Buy the Dip"	1	517
83	Short Attention Spans	86	517
84	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	517
85	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	514
86	Fake Neurodivergence	40	513
87	Silencing the User	16	512
88	Boycotts of the Week	35	509
89	Corporate Bootlicking	60	509
90	Nuclear War	30	508
91	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	508
92	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	507
93	The National Debt	27	504
94	Bad Jannies	26	502
95	Indoctrinating Children	33	500
96	Animal Abuse	50	495
97	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	491
98	The De-Sexification of Media	71	487
99	Live Action Anime	19	485
100	Sleep Deprivation	32	485
101	Social Media	55	485
102	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	480
103	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	479
104	Student Debt Repayment	54	477
105	Two-Factor Authentication	6	473
106	Plea Deals	105	471
107	Big Leaguing	121	471
108	Master Erasure	12	469
109	Inventing Black Inventors	27	466
110	Silver Alerts	6	462
111	Woke Unions	16	455
112	Manliness Gurus	71	453
113	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	446
114	Cash Bail	18	443
115	George Soros District Attorneys	94	443
116	Columbus Hate	12	440
117	Theater Kids	56	437
118	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	434
119	No More Comedies	37	432
120	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	429
121	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	429
122	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	427
123	Picky Parkers	7	426
124	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	424
125	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	423
126	Deadname Drama	53	422
127	Female Comedy Writers	54	420
128	Broken Bones	25	419
129	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	419
130	Blindness	22	418
131	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	417
132	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	416
133	Game Journalists	50	414
134	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	413
135	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	413
136	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	413
137	Funko Pops	18	412
138	Cash Register Solicitations	39	412
139	Democracy	Bonus 2	411
140	Wellness Checks	58	410
141	Shorter Attention Spans	57	409
142	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	409
143	Charity Fraud	96	407
144	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	405
145	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	403
146	Bread Tacos	31	401
147	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	400
148	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	400
149	Common Core Math	127	399
150	Child Support	61	396
151	Hate Hoaxes	43	392
152	Wrongful Convictions	136	392
153	Vito's Twitter Account	23	390
154	Loud Music at Bars	83	390
155	Whiny Waiters	83	390
156	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	386
157	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	385
158	Robocallers	125	382
159	Speed Traps	133	382
160	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	380
161	Food Going Bad	93	380
162	The SEC	99	380
163	Mobile-Only Websites	52	379
164	"Love Bombing"	34	377
165	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	377
166	Throwing Your Back Out	128	376
167	Uninformed Voters	76	374
168	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	372
169	Unrealistic Expectations	42	371
170	Easy Mode Activists	33	369
171	Live Service Video Games	123	367
172	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	366
173	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	366
174	The War on Drugs	142	362
175	Stock Market Morons	86	361
176	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	360
177	Wil Wheaton	127	359
178	DEI	122	358
179	SSRIs	49	355
180	The Gas Stove Ban	73	355
181	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	354
182	Artificial Scarcity	94	353
183	e-Whores	72	351
184	Simulation Theory	9	350
185	Bad Neighbors	110	350
186	Keyboard Warriors	31	348
187	Amber Heard Supporters	44	348
188	Laws That Make You Lie	34	347
189	Autism	64	347
190	Reparation Retardation	82	347
191	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	347
192	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	347
193	The Anchoring Effect	79	343
194	Nocturia	94	343
195	Elon Musk	67	339
196	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	338
197	Adam Sessler	73	336
198	Toxic Positivity	95	335
199	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	335
200	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	335
201	Mosquitos	109	334
202	Freemium Software	127	332
203	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	330
204	Influencer Culture	45	328
205	Compelled Speech	83	328
206	Cops Transferring Departments	126	328
207	Freeway Protesters	46	327
208	Famine	47	324
209	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	324
210	Snail-in Voting	92	321
211	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	320
212	Losing Shit	91	319
213	Big Government	102	319
214	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	315
215	Women Working at Home Depot	149	315
216	Long Lost Lectures	13	314
217	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	314
218	The Emperor's New Burn	38	313
219	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	313
220	Tech Switcheroos	77	311
221	Non-Drivers	100	310
222	Armchair Mechanics	15	309
223	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	309
224	"No" Erasure	147	309
225	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	307
226	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	307
227	Shitty Shippers	105	307
228	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	306
229	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	306
230	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	305
231	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	305
232	Swastika Scaries	70	305
233	Suicide Baiting	120	305
234	Contouring	79	304
235	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	304
236	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	304
237	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	304
238	The Olympics	28	303
239	Travel Insurance	25	302
240	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	301
241	Women's Stories	138	298
242	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	297
243	Women's Dating Advice	104	297
244	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	296
245	The Five-Day Work Week	103	296
246	Stan Culture	119	296
247	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	295
248	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	294
249	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	294
250	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	294
251	Tinnitus	114	293
252	Time Vampires	137	293
253	Tip Jar Takeover	75	292
254	Female Gamers	141	292
255	Girl Bosses	143	292
256	Parasocial Relationships	90	291
257	Missed Opportunities	77	290
258	Stranger Danger	111	290
259	Too Many Licenses	46	289
260	Great Government Firewalls	84	289
261	The UK Government	106	288
262	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	287
263	Epstein Blue Balls	47	286
264	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	286
265	Initiating the Conversation	21	284
266	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	283
267	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	283
268	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	282
269	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	281
270	Unlisted Prices	120	280
271	Domain Squatters	17	279
272	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	279
273	Minimum Wageslaves	49	279
274	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	278
275	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	277
276	Living in the Ghetto	36	276
277	Effective Altruism	64	276
278	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	276
279	Post Purchase Surveys	81	276
280	Height Discrimination	47	275
281	Awareness	98	275
282	Pimples on Your Nose	110	274
283	Chump Syndrome	118	271
284	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	271
285	Land Acknowledgements	89	269
286	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	269
287	Drug Dummies	97	268
288	Fear of Negotiating	74	267
289	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	266
290	The Civil Rights Act	85	266
291	Communism	153	266
292	Compulsive Liars	117	265
293	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	264
294	Going to the Doctor	76	263
295	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	263
296	Intrusive Thoughts	118	263
297	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	263
298	Graduation Speeches	93	262
299	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	261
300	Fake Libertarians	103	261
301	Taylor Swift	125	261
302	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	261
303	Rickety Shit	104	260
304	Team Guys	146	260
305	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	259
306	Immigration	116	258
307	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	257
308	Cover Charges	86	257
309	Drip Pricing	88	256
310	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	255
311	Space Tourists	5	254
312	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	254
313	Home Repair	124	253
314	Lag	153	253
315	Subsidizing Demand	154	253
316	Extreme Heat Events	45	252
317	Philistines	58	252
318	Starving Artists	69	252
319	Subway Performers	88	252
320	Kink Personalities	79	251
321	Making Decisions	91	251
322	Ticketmaster	65	250
323	The "u mad?" Game	73	250
324	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	249
325	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	248
326	Cockteasing	65	247
327	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	247
328	Blacklists	140	247
329	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	246
330	Fool's Tits	152	245
331	Nude Negotiators	32	244
332	Hustlers' Universities	122	244
333	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	243
334	Bad Cell Service	141	243
335	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	243
336	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	242
337	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	241
338	The Minimum Wage	4	240
339	Foreign Lobbyists	139	240
340	Relying on Your Friends	87	239
341	"Objectively"	112	238
342	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	238
343	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	237
344	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	236
345	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	234
346	Hypocrisy	87	234
347	Apple Fanboys	127	234
348	Mandatory Milk	152	233
349	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	232
350	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	232
351	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	231
352	Finger Pain	10	230
353	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	230
354	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	228
355	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	228
356	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	228
357	USB Cables	80	226
358	Thirst Traps	81	226
359	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	224
360	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	223
361	Pedo Jacketing	62	222
362	First Ladies	122	222
363	My Bitch Realtor	89	221
364	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	221
365	Venue Cancellation	63	220
366	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	220
367	Craigslist Complainers	21	219
368	Ear Worms	29	219
369	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	218
370	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	218
371	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	215
372	Fake Death Threats	129	215
373	Tardy Drink Refills	92	213
374	Locking Yourself Out	152	213
375	Train Wrecks	78	212
376	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	212
377	Oakland, CA	150	212
378	Roadside Death Shrines	36	210
379	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	208
380	Women in Star Wars	89	208
381	Bad Shopping Carts	156	207
382	Women Fighting in Movies	120	206
383	One Hour Meetings	143	206
384	Stupid Awards Shows	131	205
385	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	205
386	Thoughts and Prayers	74	204
387	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	204
388	Seatbelt Alarms	27	203
389	May the 4th	88	201
390	Tight Booths	119	201
391	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	201
392	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	200
393	Content Ratings Boards	138	199
394	High People	Bonus 15	198
395	Activist Ice Cream	97	197
396	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	195
397	Vegan Donuts	131	195
398	Suction Cups	43	194
399	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	194
400	Data Breaches	148	193
401	Activist CEOs	139	192
402	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	192
403	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	191
404	Fake Retirements	114	189
405	Ghost Texts	102	188
406	Confirmation Bias	125	187
407	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	187
408	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	186
409	Source Snobs	96	185
410	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	185
411	The Parallel Economy	130	185
412	Snitches	155	184
413	Side Hustles	32	183
414	Holiday Parties	69	182
415	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	182
416	Tiny House Propaganda	117	181
417	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	180
418	Sensationalism	66	180
419	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	179
420	Cults	150	179
421	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	178
422	Hoarding	134	178
423	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	177
424	Rental Car Insurance	154	177
425	Texas Legal Myths	107	176
426	Boob Truthers	109	176
427	Losing Your Tools	154	176
428	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	175
429	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	175
430	Intellectual Property Laws	40	174
431	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	174
432	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	174
433	Going to the Dentist	70	174
434	Demographic Dummies	81	174
435	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	174
436	Bad Day Holidays	132	174
437	Going to Work While Sick	139	173
438	Zoom Exhaustion	33	172
439	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	172
440	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	172
441	Occam's Razor	145	171
442	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	170
443	Product Placement Movies	126	170
444	Incest Porn	32	169
445	Blowing your Wad Early	115	169
446	Buyer's Remorse	116	169
447	Conservative Porn	121	169
448	Idea Guys	113	168
449	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	167
450	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	165
451	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	164
452	Too Many Stop Signs	134	163
453	Premature E-Trackulation	15	161
454	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	160
455	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	159
456	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	159
457	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	159
458	LARPing PUAs	26	158
459	Stupid Food Trends	11	157
460	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	157
461	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	156
462	Talking to the Cops	148	156
463	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	155
464	Backseat Googlers	41	154
465	Paralysis of Choice	135	153
466	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	152
467	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	152
468	Sponsored Hate	28	151
469	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	151
470	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	151
471	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	151
472	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	148
473	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	147
474	No Flying Cars	80	147
475	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	145
476	The Chevron Deference	146	145
477	Pity Party Poopers	49	143
478	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	143
479	Money Shaming	144	143
480	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	141
481	Distracted Children	130	139
482	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	139
483	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	137
484	3D Technology	40	136
485	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	136
486	Celebrity Bands	55	135
487	Going to the Vet	144	135
488	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	134
489	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	134
490	Metaphor Hijacking	133	133
491	Asexuality	34	132
492	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	132
493	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	132
494	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	131
495	Shoulder Pain	159	131
496	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	130
497	Rats	159	130
498	Franchise Crossovers	62	129
499	Drunk Eating	56	128
500	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	128
501	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	126
502	Anti DIY-ers	150	126
503	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	125
504	Rolling Blackouts	147	124
505	Hurricanes	158	124
506	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	122
507	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	122
508	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	121
509	Sports-a-phobia	59	119
510	Halftime Shows	78	118
511	Fatwas	53	117
512	Mass Shootings	112	117
513	Prison Food	Bonus 26	116
514	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	116
515	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	114
516	Smoking is Too Cool	27	114
517	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	114
518	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	114
519	Influencer Slop	157	114
520	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	113
521	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	113
522	Pronoun Resistance	1	112
523	Battery Corrosion	94	111
524	Airplane Seats	95	111
525	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	110
526	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	110
527	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	108
528	Backseat Murderers	114	108
529	The Royal "We"	103	107
530	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	106
531	Bryan Singer	88	106
532	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	106
533	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	105
534	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	105
535	Elmo	127	105
536	Phone Format Paste	105	104
537	Culture War Criminals	106	104
538	Crypto Karens	146	104
539	Alexa Being Retarded	138	102
540	Spoiler Nazis	36	101
541	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	101
542	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	101
543	The US Postal Service	143	100
544	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	100
545	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	99
546	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	97
547	Conservative Comedy	140	97
548	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	96
549	Fake Straights	63	95
550	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	93
551	Trivial Cheating	96	92
552	"Would"	123	91
553	AI Evangelists	128	91
554	Turn the AC "Up"	157	91
555	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	90
556	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	89
557	Feral Hogs	147	88
558	Online Naturalists	61	87
559	Prison Abuse	128	86
560	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	85
561	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	85
562	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	85
563	Getting Rid of Grease	38	84
564	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	83
565	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	82
566	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	81
567	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	78
568	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	78
569	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	77
570	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	76
571	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	76
572	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	73
573	Bible Truthers	105	73
574	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	72
575	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	72
576	Peladophobia	77	71
577	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	70
578	Free Market Haters	82	69
579	Rough Teeth	107	69
580	Community Detachment	80	68
581	Accidental Screen Shares	129	68
582	Satanic Panic	77	67
583	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	67
584	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	64
585	"no" Autocorrect	60	62
586	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	61
587	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	60
588	Fake 2D Animation	38	59
589	Game Stop	110	58
590	Friends and Family Discounts	135	58
591	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	56
592	Religion in Schools	137	56
593	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	55
594	Vtubers	145	55
595	The War on Whiteface	56	54
596	OCD Toasters	13	52
597	Shitty Slow Motion	16	51
598	Bluetooth	40	51
599	Nazis are Too Cool	85	49
600	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	48
601	Military Suicides	56	46
602	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	46
603	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	46
604	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	44
605	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	44
606	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	44
607	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	41
608	Not Enough Leftovers	116	41
609	Event Wristbands	45	39
610	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	38
611	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	37
612	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	35
613	Sober October	109	33
614	Bodegas	46	32
615	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	30
616	The Civil War	Bonus 28	29
617	The Sun Exploding	140	23
618	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	19
619	UFO Conspiracies	138	18
620	Flip Flops Breaking	30	17
621	The Sex Offender Registry	126	17
622	Too Many Jedi	151	17
623	Sour Grapes	24	14
624	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	14
625	Arizona Inflation	90	12
626	Fortnite	98	10
627	Holiday Decorations	62	-1
628	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	-1
629	Halloweenies	109	-1
630	Social Media Disinformation	115	-3
631	Politeness Words	23	-5
632	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-5
633	Soap Ejaculate	135	-8
634	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-9
635	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-10
636	VR Chat	51	-12
637	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-12
638	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-13
639	Macho Weathermen	11	-17
640	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-19
641	Dubs	139	-20
642	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-22
643	Nextdoor Apps	117	-24
644	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-26
645	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-28
646	Jersey Burning	63	-34
647	Work Holiday Parties	118	-34
648	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-34
649	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-35
650	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-35
651	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-35
652	Slow Cancer	65	-37
653	Bad Blood	67	-38
654	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-38
655	Seatbelt Laws	85	-40
656	Bad Hecklers	151	-40
657	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-41
658	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-42
659	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-43
660	Counting Dead Kids	110	-43
661	Vladimir Putin	30	-44
662	Shit in Your Drink	140	-44
663	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-45
664	Mugshot Envy	103	-46
665	Donkey Jelly	141	-47
666	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-48
667	Transphobia	83	-51
668	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-52
669	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-54
670	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-55
671	Complaining About Free Media	159	-55
672	Watching a Man Drown	104	-56
673	Very Special Episodes	91	-60
674	Branded Buttons	23	-62
675	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-62
676	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-63
677	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-64
678	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-65
679	Crack	28	-66
680	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-66
681	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-69
682	Buffet Anxiety	134	-70
683	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-70
684	Medical Marijuana	153	-74
685	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-77
686	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-78
687	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-79
688	Unqualified Applicants	114	-79
689	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-80
690	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-80
691	Derivative Dummies	124	-82
692	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-84
693	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-85
694	Horny Logic	143	-86
695	American Privilege	118	-89
696	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-90
697	Local Businesses	29	-94
698	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-94
699	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-94
700	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-96
701	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-97
702	Too Long of Media	24	-98
703	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-98
704	Black Israelites	63	-102
705	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-102
706	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-103
707	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-103
708	Shoelaces	158	-104
709	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-105
710	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-105
711	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-106
712	$1,000 Posters	87	-108
713	Gamers	100	-108
714	Body Shaming	151	-109
715	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-110
716	Pissphobes	84	-110
717	Parental Wisdom	93	-112
718	NFT Haters	95	-114
719	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-115
720	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-115
721	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-115
722	The Barbie Movie	101	-116
723	Bad Snaps	125	-116
724	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-116
725	Cave Explorers	154	-119
726	National Parks	132	-120
727	Block Babies	102	-124
728	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-125
729	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-125
730	Different Races	Bonus 4	-131
731	Nostalgia 64	111	-139
732	Private Wi-Fis	126	-139
733	Fan Entitlement	70	-142
734	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-143
735	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-144
736	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-144
737	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-145
738	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-146
739	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-148
740	Lingering Holidays	156	-150
741	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-153
742	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-156
743	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-159
744	Public Urination Laws	14	-169
745	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-175
746	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-177
747	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-180
748	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-190
749	Kink Shaming	35	-191
750	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-193
751	Surrogacy Haters	119	-193
752	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-195
753	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-200
754	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-201
755	Shoulder Nipples	71	-204
756	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-210
757	Canon Cops	43	-223
758	Fingernail Piles	121	-223
759	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-246
760	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-248
761	False False Flags	72	-250
762	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-257
763	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-271
764	Disability Discrimination	35	-274
765	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-282
766	Email	60	-284
767	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-286
768	Not Enough Seanies	39	-294
769	Night Pooping	94	-309
770	Ratchet Straps	54	-326
771	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-330
772	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-352
773	Futurama Fans	31	-357
774	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-363
775	Evolution	48	-364
776	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-368
777	Anti-Semitism	60	-391
778	Baby Lovers	136	-398
779	Cum	71	-437
780	Hitler	68	-468
781	French Fries	Bonus 10	-685
782	"You Voted For This"	25	-804
783	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-935
784	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-949
785	Puppets	7	-1198
786	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1268
787	COVID Deniers	5	-1860