The Problems

This Week

Freeway Protesters 142
Too Many Licenses 122
Bodegas 22

Latest Bonus Episode

The 19th Amendment 36
The Two-Party System 25
The National Anthem 7
The Twins Losing 2
The American Flag -3

All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Woke Marketing 1 2935
2 Chinese Aporogies 3 2375
3 Fat Brain 2 2241
4 Too Much Pride 4 1648
5 "Disinformation" 3 1556
6 The N-Word Defense 5 1354
7 Tattle Tales 10 1287
8 The War on Blackface 2 1230
9 Late Rape 10 1221
10 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 1189
11 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1139
12 Scientism 7 1105
13 Seth Rogen 19 1007
14 Child Advocates 4 990
15 Payment Processors 8 914
16 Deinstitutionalization 6 900
17 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 850
18 Millionaire Socialists 8 843
19 Fake News 13 784
20 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 700
21 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 686
22 YouTube Role Models 5 685
23 Nuclear-phobia 14 678
24 Edgy Reboots 3 639
25 Prison Rape 7 636
26 Inflation 24 620
27 Pedophiles 29 615
28 Goth Erasure 8 613
29 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 598
30 Trans Athletes 10 594
31 Regret 4 584
32 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 537
33 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 536
34 Parking Idlers 42 535
35 Charger Not Included 15 528
36 Holocaust Metaphors 9 525
37 Social Malware 14 520
38 Installing Console Games 12 518
39 The Cowardice of Women 26 518
40 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 511
41 Forced Diversity in Film 24 511
42 Political Scientists 26 504
43 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 498
44 Going Back to Work 22 488
45 Sustainability 11 487
46 Lack of Bidets 2 469
47 Women's Tears 37 466
48 Eldercare 25 464
49 "Buy the Dip" 1 460
50 Nuclear War 30 455
51 Family Court 16 442
52 No-Knock Raids 28 441
53 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 429
54 Two-Factor Authentication 6 427
55 Testicular Torsion 19 423
56 Political Canonizations 17 420
57 Silver Alerts 6 414
58 Bad Jannies 26 410
59 Media Consolidation 36 409
60 Gun Control 15 404
61 Waiting Bonus 1 401
62 Silencing the User 16 401
63 Cash Bail 18 394
64 Live Action Anime 19 393
65 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 393
66 Civil Forfeiture 20 392
67 Boycotts of the Week 35 383
68 Master Erasure 12 381
69 Columbus Hate 12 376
70 Pussy Cops 42 374
71 The National Debt 27 369
72 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 367
73 Bread Tacos 31 364
74 Indoctrinating Children 33 355
75 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 354
76 Democracy Bonus 2 353
77 Picky Parkers 7 352
78 Sleep Deprivation 32 349
79 Broken Bones 25 349
80 Woke Unions 16 347
81 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 343
82 Inventing Black Inventors 27 336
83 Blindness 22 336
84 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 332
85 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 331
86 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 325
87 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 324
88 Fake Neurodivergence 40 322
89 No More Comedies 37 318
90 Vito's Twitter Account 23 317
91 Funko Pops 18 315
92 Cash Register Solicitations 39 312
93 Simulation Theory 9 310
94 "Love Bombing" 34 308
95 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 300
96 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 298
97 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 297
98 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 290
99 Easy Mode Activists 33 287
100 Long Lost Lectures 13 286
101 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 280
102 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 278
103 Unrealistic Expectations 42 274
104 The Olympics 28 271
105 Keyboard Warriors 31 269
106 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 268
107 The Emperor's New Burn 38 267
108 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 264
109 Travel Insurance 25 261
110 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 261
111 Armchair Mechanics 15 257
112 Space Tourists 5 256
113 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 248
114 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 242
115 Amber Heard Supporters 44 240
116 Laws That Make You Lie 34 238
117 Initiating the Conversation 21 230
118 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 226
119 Domain Squatters 17 222
120 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 214
121 Living in the Ghetto 36 210
122 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 205
123 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 204
124 Nude Negotiators 32 194
125 The Minimum Wage 4 193
126 Influencer Culture 45 189
127 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 186
128 Craigslist Complainers 21 183
129 Ear Worms 29 182
130 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 176
131 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 175
132 Hate Hoaxes 43 173
133 Extreme Heat Events 45 173
134 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 167
135 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 164
136 Roadside Death Shrines 36 160
137 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 158
138 Side Hustles 32 154
139 Freeway Protesters 46 142
140 Finger Pain 10 141
141 Seatbelt Alarms 27 140
142 Pronoun Resistance 1 134
143 Incest Porn 32 130
144 Zoom Exhaustion 33 129
145 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 126
146 Intellectual Property Laws 40 124
147 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 124
148 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 123
149 3D Technology 40 122
150 Too Many Licenses 46 122
151 LARPing PUAs 26 121
152 Stupid Food Trends 11 120
153 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 117
154 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 117
155 Sponsored Hate 28 112
156 Premature E-Trackulation 15 106
157 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 102
158 Backseat Googlers 41 101
159 GameStop Bonus 3 95
160 Asexuality 34 91
161 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 82
162 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 66
163 Getting Rid of Grease 38 63
164 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 60
165 Bluetooth 40 56
166 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 55
167 Spoiler Nazis 36 55
168 Suction Cups 43 51
169 Smoking is Too Cool 27 43
170 OCD Toasters 13 42
171 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 36
172 Ewok Hate Bonus 6 31
173 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 25
174 Fake 2D Animation 38 24
175 Virtual Restaurant Brands 23 23
176 Bodegas 46 22
177 Star Wars Reviews Bonus 6 17
178 Max Gibson Bonus 5 7
179 The National Anthem Bonus 8 7
180 The Twins Losing Bonus 8 2
181 Kid Christmas Pageants 21 -2
182 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 -3
183 The American Flag Bonus 8 -3
184 Event Wristbands 45 -7
185 Vladimir Putin 30 -10
186 Politeness Words 23 -13
187 Shitty Slow Motion 16 -19
188 Sour Grapes 24 -25
189 Macho Weathermen 11 -32
190 Homophobia Bonus 7 -48
191 Flip Flops Breaking 30 -49
192 Branded Buttons 23 -54
193 Crack 28 -61
194 Local Businesses 29 -78
195 Canon Cops 43 -92
196 Too Long of Media 24 -107
197 Too Much Bruce Wayne Bonus 5 -111
198 Different Races Bonus 4 -135
199 Kink Shaming 35 -167
200 Fear of Drag Bonus 7 -179
201 Not Enough Seanies 39 -208
202 Public Urination Laws 14 -209
203 Seed Oil Disrespecters 37 -228
204 Disability Discrimination 35 -235
205 Futurama Fans 31 -284
206 The Movie Theater Experience 22 -303
207 "You Voted For This" 25 -585
208 The Capital Riots Bonus 3 -622
209 Fear of a Black Elf 29 -662
210 Puppets 7 -914
211 Presidential Gas Gripers 6 -945
212 COVID Deniers 5 -1317