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This Week

When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One	41
The Death of Public Dumps	30
Backseat Parkers	27
Groupon Anxiety	-19

Latest Bonus Episode

Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did	131
Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment	78
Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession	70
Dad's TV Addiction	65
Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage	42
Dad Little League Coach	32

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4330
2	Fat Brain	2	3837
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3325
4	Too Much Pride	4	2554
5	"Disinformation"	3	2230
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2084
7	Late Rape	10	2033
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	1982
9	Tattle Tales	10	1846
10	Seth Rogen	19	1780
11	The War on Blackface	2	1693
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1658
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1585
14	Scientism	7	1517
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1397
16	Payment Processors	8	1368
17	Child Advocates	4	1260
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1221
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1202
20	The IRS	52	1115
21	Deinstitutionalization	6	1110
22	Inflation	24	1084
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1047
24	Pedophiles	29	986
25	Fake News	13	977
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	942
27	YouTube Role Models	5	931
28	Goth Erasure	8	893
29	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	877
30	Forced Diversity in Film	24	872
31	Prison Rape	7	872
32	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	843
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	820
34	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	818
35	Kangaroo Courts	51	813
36	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	806
37	Trans Athletes	10	802
38	Edgy Reboots	3	797
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	785
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	772
41	No-Knock Raids	28	756
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	755
43	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	750
44	Charger Not Included	15	738
45	Regret	4	732
46	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	718
47	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	700
48	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	699
49	Social Malware	14	697
50	The War on Anonymity	68	696
51	Installing Console Games	12	695
52	Political Scientists	26	693
53	The Homeless	80	684
54	Womansplaining	53	662
55	Holocaust Metaphors	9	658
56	Circumcision Apologists	59	655
57	Conservatives	67	653
58	Women's Tears	37	643
59	Going Back to Work	22	640
60	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	637
61	Testicular Torsion	19	631
62	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	626
63	Family Court	16	626
64	Comply Guys	52	615
65	Gun Control	15	607
66	Lack of Bidets	2	604
67	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	601
68	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	597
69	Rent is Too Damn High	48	589
70	Sustainability	11	578
71	Waiting	Bonus 1	578
72	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	577
73	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	571
74	Swatting	48	562
75	Pussy Cops	42	559
76	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	558
77	Eldercare	25	557
78	Civil Forfeiture	20	554
79	Media Consolidation	36	547
80	Parking Idlers	42	540
81	Empty Parking Lots	111	539
82	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	539
83	Short Attention Spans	86	532
84	Political Canonizations	17	531
85	Fake Neurodivergence	40	528
86	"Buy the Dip"	1	527
87	Corporate Bootlicking	60	520
88	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	519
89	Nuclear War	30	519
90	Silencing the User	16	517
91	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	516
92	Boycotts of the Week	35	515
93	The National Debt	27	514
94	Indoctrinating Children	33	511
95	Animal Abuse	50	505
96	Bad Jannies	26	505
97	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	499
98	The De-Sexification of Media	71	497
99	Social Media	55	496
100	Sleep Deprivation	32	495
101	Live Action Anime	19	493
102	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	485
103	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	483
104	Inventing Black Inventors	27	482
105	Student Debt Repayment	54	481
106	Two-Factor Authentication	6	480
107	Big Leaguing	121	479
108	Plea Deals	105	477
109	Master Erasure	12	470
110	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	466
111	Manliness Gurus	71	462
112	Silver Alerts	6	462
113	Woke Unions	16	459
114	George Soros District Attorneys	94	448
115	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	447
116	Cash Bail	18	445
117	Columbus Hate	12	443
118	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	443
119	Theater Kids	56	443
120	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	438
121	No More Comedies	37	436
122	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	435
123	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	435
124	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	433
125	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	433
126	Female Comedy Writers	54	432
127	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	431
128	Picky Parkers	7	430
129	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	429
130	Common Core Math	127	429
131	Speed Traps	133	429
132	Deadname Drama	53	428
133	Broken Bones	25	426
134	Blindness	22	426
135	Wrongful Convictions	136	425
136	Game Journalists	50	421
137	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	420
138	Funko Pops	18	420
139	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	420
140	Cash Register Solicitations	39	420
141	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	419
142	Shorter Attention Spans	57	416
143	Charity Fraud	96	416
144	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	414
145	Throwing Your Back Out	128	413
146	Wellness Checks	58	412
147	Robocallers	125	411
148	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	411
149	Democracy	Bonus 2	408
150	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	406
151	DEI	122	405
152	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	405
153	The War on Drugs	142	402
154	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	402
155	Bread Tacos	31	401
156	Child Support	61	401
157	Vito's Twitter Account	23	398
158	Loud Music at Bars	83	396
159	Whiny Waiters	83	395
160	Hate Hoaxes	43	395
161	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	392
162	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	390
163	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	388
164	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	387
165	Food Going Bad	93	386
166	The SEC	99	384
167	Live Service Video Games	123	384
168	Mobile-Only Websites	52	383
169	"Love Bombing"	34	383
170	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	382
171	Uninformed Voters	76	382
172	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	378
173	Unrealistic Expectations	42	375
174	Easy Mode Activists	33	374
175	Wil Wheaton	127	372
176	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	372
177	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	371
178	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	367
179	Stock Market Morons	86	366
180	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	360
181	Artificial Scarcity	94	360
182	SSRIs	49	360
183	The Gas Stove Ban	73	360
184	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	359
185	Bad Neighbors	110	359
186	e-Whores	72	356
187	Simulation Theory	9	355
188	Amber Heard Supporters	44	355
189	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	355
190	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	354
191	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	354
192	Keyboard Warriors	31	352
193	Laws That Make You Lie	34	352
194	Reparation Retardation	82	351
195	Autism	64	350
196	Elon Musk	67	348
197	Freemium Software	127	347
198	Cops Transferring Departments	126	346
199	Nocturia	94	343
200	Mosquitos	109	342
201	The Anchoring Effect	79	342
202	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	340
203	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	339
204	Toxic Positivity	95	339
205	Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area	168	335
206	Adam Sessler	73	335
207	Compelled Speech	83	335
208	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	333
209	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	332
210	Influencer Culture	45	332
211	Freeway Protesters	46	332
212	Women Working at Home Depot	149	331
213	Losing Shit	91	329
214	Famine	47	329
215	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	326
216	Big Government	102	324
217	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	323
218	Snail-in Voting	92	323
219	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	320
220	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	320
221	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	320
222	The Emperor's New Burn	38	320
223	Non-Drivers	100	319
224	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	319
225	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	318
226	Women's Stories	138	318
227	Long Lost Lectures	13	317
228	Tech Switcheroos	77	315
229	"No" Erasure	147	314
230	Suicide Baiting	120	314
231	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	312
232	Shitty Shippers	105	311
233	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	311
234	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	311
235	Armchair Mechanics	15	311
236	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	311
237	Contouring	79	310
238	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	309
239	Time Vampires	137	307
240	People Who Don't Get Out of the Way	160	307
241	Girl Bosses	143	306
242	Travel Insurance	25	306
243	Swastika Scaries	70	306
244	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	305
245	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	305
246	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	305
247	The Olympics	28	304
248	Tinnitus	114	304
249	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	304
250	Women's Dating Advice	104	304
251	The Five-Day Work Week	103	304
252	Stan Culture	119	303
253	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	302
254	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	299
255	Tip Jar Takeover	75	298
256	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	298
257	Missed Opportunities	77	298
258	Parasocial Relationships	90	297
259	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	297
260	Epstein Blue Balls	47	297
261	Female Gamers	141	296
262	Too Many Licenses	46	296
263	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	295
264	Great Government Firewalls	84	294
265	The UK Government	106	293
266	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	291
267	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	291
268	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	290
269	Unlisted Prices	120	289
270	Stranger Danger	111	289
271	Initiating the Conversation	21	288
272	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	287
273	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	285
274	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	283
275	Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations)	187	283
276	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	282
277	Height Discrimination	47	282
278	Communism	153	281
279	Domain Squatters	17	281
280	Living in the Ghetto	36	281
281	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	280
282	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	280
283	Pimples on Your Nose	110	280
284	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	280
285	Minimum Wageslaves	49	280
286	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	280
287	Post Purchase Surveys	81	279
288	Chump Syndrome	118	279
289	Drug Dummies	97	277
290	Team Guys	146	277
291	Effective Altruism	64	276
292	Awareness	98	276
293	Intrusive Thoughts	118	273
294	Fear of Negotiating	74	272
295	Land Acknowledgements	89	271
296	Compulsive Liars	117	270
297	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	270
298	Gaslighting About Inflation	Bonus 31	270
299	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	269
300	Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are	175	269
301	Taylor Swift	125	269
302	Fake Libertarians	103	268
303	The Civil Rights Act	85	267
304	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	266
305	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	266
306	Going to the Doctor	76	265
307	Lag	153	265
308	Rickety Shit	104	265
309	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	264
310	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	263
311	Graduation Speeches	93	263
312	Subsidizing Demand	154	262
313	Immigration	116	261
314	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	261
315	Cover Charges	86	260
316	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	260
317	Drip Pricing	88	260
318	Home Repair	124	260
319	Fool's Tits	152	258
320	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	258
321	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	258
322	Kink Personalities	79	257
323	Guys Who Can't Drive	165	256
324	Making Decisions	91	256
325	Extreme Heat Events	45	255
326	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	255
327	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	255
328	Philistines	58	254
329	Space Tourists	5	254
330	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	254
331	The "u mad?" Game	73	254
332	Starving Artists	69	254
333	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	253
334	Subway Performers	88	253
335	Hustlers' Universities	122	253
336	Ticketmaster	65	253
337	Cockteasing	65	249
338	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	249
339	Blacklists	140	249
340	Finger Pain	10	248
341	Bad Cell Service	141	247
342	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	247
343	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	247
344	Nude Negotiators	32	246
345	Candidates Pretending to be Human	Bonus 29	246
346	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	245
347	Foreign Lobbyists	139	245
348	Relying on Your Friends	87	243
349	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	242
350	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	241
351	Hypocrisy	87	241
352	The Minimum Wage	4	241
353	"Objectively"	112	241
354	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	240
355	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	240
356	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	239
357	Apple Fanboys	127	239
358	Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal	166	238
359	Washing and Drying Long Hair	178	238
360	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	238
361	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	236
362	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	236
363	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	236
364	"Right of Way" Disrespecters	170	236
365	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	234
366	USB Cables	80	231
367	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	229
368	Mandatory Milk	152	229
369	Thirst Traps	81	229
370	First Ladies	122	228
371	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	227
372	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	226
373	Ear Worms	29	225
374	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	225
375	Pedo Jacketing	62	224
376	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	224
377	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	224
378	My Bitch Realtor	89	222
379	Venue Cancellation	63	221
380	Fake Death Threats	129	221
381	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	221
382	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	220
383	Sticky Electronics	166	220
384	Craigslist Complainers	21	219
385	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	218
386	Bad Shopping Carts	156	218
387	Tardy Drink Refills	92	218
388	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	217
389	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	217
390	Locking Yourself Out	152	216
391	Oakland, CA	150	216
392	Unnecessary Censorship	171	215
393	Stupid Awards Shows	131	215
394	Train Wrecks	78	215
395	How Much Money is Spent on Elections	Bonus 29	212
396	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	212
397	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	211
398	Roadside Death Shrines	36	211
399	Women Fighting in Movies	120	210
400	One Hour Meetings	143	209
401	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	209
402	The Abuse of "Abuse"	162	208
403	Women in Star Wars	89	207
404	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	206
405	Shoulder Pain	159	206
406	Thoughts and Prayers	74	206
407	Health Insurance Claim Denials	167	205
408	May the 4th	88	205
409	Seatbelt Alarms	27	205
410	Content Ratings Boards	138	204
411	Tight Booths	119	203
412	High People	Bonus 15	203
413	Cops Doing You a Favor	168	202
414	Vegan Donuts	131	202
415	Activist Ice Cream	97	201
416	Lack of Fictional Bigots	161	200
417	Activist CEOs	139	200
418	Data Breaches	148	200
419	The Haka	164	199
420	Sore Losers	163	199
421	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	199
422	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	198
423	Male Feminists	182	197
424	Empty Retail Spaces	166	196
425	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	196
426	Fake Retirements	114	196
427	Suction Cups	43	196
428	"Citation Needed"	187	195
429	Cute Shit	164	194
430	All The Vaccine Autism Shit	178	193
431	The Parallel Economy	130	192
432	Snitches	155	191
433	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	191
434	Confirmation Bias	125	190
435	Ghost Texts	102	190
436	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	190
437	Side Hustles	32	186
438	Source Snobs	96	185
439	Breast Cancer Charity Scams	169	184
440	Hoarding	134	184
441	Going to Work While Sick	139	184
442	Tiny House Propaganda	117	184
443	Holiday Parties	69	183
444	Sensationalism	66	183
445	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	182
446	Touchy Teachers	169	182
447	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	182
448	Men With "Daddy Issues"	186	182
449	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	182
450	Rental Car Insurance	154	182
451	Rats	159	181
452	Cults	150	181
453	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	181
454	Losing Your Tools	154	181
455	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	180
456	Boob Truthers	109	180
457	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	180
458	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	180
459	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	180
460	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	179
461	Bad Day Holidays	132	178
462	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	178
463	Texas Legal Myths	107	178
464	Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door	160	178
465	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	178
466	Intellectual Property Laws	40	177
467	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	177
468	Going to the Dentist	70	176
469	Demographic Dummies	81	176
470	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	175
471	People Not Changing	172	175
472	Product Placement Movies	126	174
473	Incest Porn	32	174
474	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	174
475	Zoom Exhaustion	33	174
476	Sand	178	173
477	Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill	Bonus 30	172
478	Idea Guys	113	172
479	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	171
480	Occam's Razor	145	171
481	Buyer's Remorse	116	171
482	Blowing your Wad Early	115	170
483	Conservative Porn	121	169
484	Too Many Stop Signs	134	167
485	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	167
486	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	166
487	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	165
488	Credit Goblins	175	164
489	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	164
490	Premature E-Trackulation	15	164
491	Women Talking like Babies	162	163
492	Downward Mobility	173	162
493	Talking to the Cops	148	162
494	Old Movie Action Heroes	177	161
495	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	161
496	LARPing PUAs	26	161
497	Your Friends Making You Look Bad	176	161
498	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	160
499	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	160
500	Election Spam	161	160
501	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	160
502	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	158
503	Stupid Food Trends	11	158
504	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	158
505	Zipper Disrespecters	170	157
506	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	157
507	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	156
508	Paralysis of Choice	135	156
509	Pets Stepping on Your Balls	167	156
510	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	156
511	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	155
512	The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	185	154
513	Sponsored Hate	28	154
514	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	154
515	Backseat Googlers	41	154
516	Fake Fans	163	153
517	Power Outages	172	153
518	Arson Denial	172	151
519	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	151
520	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	148
521	The Chevron Deference	146	148
522	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	148
523	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	148
524	You Don't Get Anything For Voting	Bonus 29	147
525	No Flying Cars	80	145
526	The Voting Rights Act of 1965	Bonus 29	145
527	Pity Party Poopers	49	145
528	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	145
529	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	144
530	Canada	177	144
531	Women Being "Based"	173	143
532	"What the hell is wrong with me?"	188	143
533	Talking to Drunk People	184	142
534	Non-Absorbant Napkins	177	142
535	The Vito Wars	Bonus 31	142
536	Money Shaming	144	142
537	Early Winter Darkness	Bonus 30	141
538	Communist Propaganda	185	141
539	Ruined Jokes	181	141
540	Distracted Children	130	139
541	3D Technology	40	139
542	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	139
543	Celebrity Bands	55	138
544	Going to the Vet	144	138
545	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	138
546	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	136
547	Metaphor Hijacking	133	135
548	Hurricanes	158	135
549	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	134
550	The War on Jocks	170	134
551	Guys Who Break Up a Fight	163	134
552	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	133
553	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	133
554	Garbage Grillers	181	133
555	USAID	176	131
556	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	131
557	Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did	Bonus 35	131
558	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	131
559	Franchise Crossovers	62	130
560	Asexuality	34	130
561	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	130
562	Influencer Slop	157	129
563	Poison Beer (PFAS)	190	129
564	Drunk Eating	56	129
565	Traffic Drones	189	128
566	Man Face	161	128
567	Crybaby Businesses	183	128
568	The Fat Lady at the Olympics	Bonus 31	128
569	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	127
570	Anti DIY-ers	150	127
571	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	126
572	Rolling Blackouts	147	125
573	Askholes	190	125
574	Cars That Look Like Cop Cars	188	125
575	Bad Pillows	162	123
576	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	123
577	Halftime Shows	78	122
578	Sports-a-phobia	59	122
579	Mass Shootings	112	121
580	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	121
581	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	120
582	Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets	192	119
583	The War on Porn	190	119
584	Prison Food	Bonus 26	119
585	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	118
586	The Royal "We"	103	117
587	Fatwas	53	117
588	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	116
589	Smoking is Too Cool	27	116
590	Non-Consenual Sex Recording	174	115
591	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	115
592	Electoral College Deniers	161	113
593	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	113
594	Bad Investments	179	112
595	Airplane Seats	95	112
596	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	112
597	Pronoun Resistance	1	112
598	Battery Corrosion	94	112
599	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	112
600	Backseat Murderers	114	111
601	Jesus Dying at 33	Bonus 34	108
602	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	108
603	Elmo	127	108
604	Shows Moving From Their Normal Time	193	108
605	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	108
606	Phone Format Paste	105	107
607	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	106
608	OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer	Bonus 31	106
609	Crypto Karens	146	106
610	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	105
611	Culture War Criminals	106	105
612	Bryan Singer	88	105
613	Alexa Being Retarded	138	105
614	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	104
615	Accent Intelligence Bias	173	104
616	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	104
617	Pre-Checked Boxes	162	104
618	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	104
619	Sports Gambling	Bonus 32	103
620	Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness	188	103
621	Headline Death Cockteasing	181	103
622	Conservative Comedy	140	103
623	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	102
624	Spoiler Nazis	36	102
625	The 1%	184	102
626	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	102
627	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	102
628	The US Postal Service	143	100
629	"Would"	123	98
630	Vanity Press	191	98
631	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	97
632	Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	Bonus 34	97
633	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	97
634	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	97
635	AI Evangelists	128	96
636	Men and Their Legacies	185	96
637	Fake Straights	63	96
638	Trivial Cheating	96	96
639	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	94
640	Turn the AC "Up"	157	93
641	Doomers	174	92
642	Not Having a Car Guy	187	92
643	Feral Hogs	147	91
644	It's Hard To Tell	160	91
645	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	90
646	Prison Abuse	128	90
647	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	90
648	Online Naturalists	61	88
649	The Meme of Einstein	171	87
650	Getting Rid of Grease	38	87
651	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	87
652	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	86
653	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	86
654	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	84
655	Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom	186	83
656	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	83
657	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	82
658	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	82
659	Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games)	191	81
660	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	79
661	Trick Food Sharing	174	79
662	Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment	Bonus 35	78
663	Slowpoke Motorcycles	163	77
664	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	77
665	All Technology is a Flat Rectangle	186	76
666	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	76
667	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	75
668	It's Too Hot Insider During Winter	Bonus 30	75
669	Bill Burr	182	74
670	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	74
671	Bob Dylan Worshippers	170	74
672	The Death of the Organ	Bonus 32	72
673	Free Market Haters	82	72
674	Eric's Billboard Chart Scam	194	71
675	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	71
676	Bible Truthers	105	71
677	Satanic Panic	77	70
678	Rough Teeth	107	70
679	Peladophobia	77	70
680	Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession	Bonus 35	70
681	Ingratitude	179	69
682	Dream Ideas	183	69
683	Accidental Screen Shares	129	69
684	Community Detachment	80	68
685	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	67
686	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	66
687	"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	Bonus 34	66
688	Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks)	165	66
689	Dad's TV Addiction	Bonus 35	65
690	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	65
691	The Costco Guys	Bonus 31	64
692	"no" Autocorrect	60	64
693	Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes	167	64
694	Fake 2D Animation	38	62
695	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	62
696	e-Sports Hype	Bonus 32	61
697	Friends and Family Discounts	135	60
698	People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	Bonus 34	58
699	Religion in Schools	137	58
700	Game Stop	110	58
701	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	57
702	Vtubers	145	55
703	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	55
704	Bluetooth	40	55
705	The War on Whiteface	56	55
706	Soldering	184	55
707	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	53
708	Shitty Slow Motion	16	53
709	OCD Toasters	13	53
710	Gambling	188	51
711	Cash Only Businesses	191	51
712	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	49
713	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	49
714	Your Bro Getting a New Ho	171	49
715	Nazis are Too Cool	85	49
716	Leaving the Oven On	171	48
717	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	47
718	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	45
719	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	45
720	Event Wristbands	45	44
721	Military Suicides	56	44
722	Deli Dummies	193	44
723	Everybody is a Cancer Doctor	189	44
724	Not Enough Leftovers	116	43
725	Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage	Bonus 35	42
726	The War on Doxing	169	41
727	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	41
728	When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One	195	41
729	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	40
730	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	40
731	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	39
732	Absolutely No Steroid Policies	Bonus 32	39
733	Deficit Dummies	194	38
734	Sober October	109	37
735	Secret Suicides	191	36
736	Photo Albums	192	35
737	Frozen	Bonus 30	34
738	Bodegas	46	34
739	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	34
740	Shrinking Jaws	179	33
741	Dad Little League Coach	Bonus 35	32
742	The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment	194	30
743	The End of the Civil War	Bonus 28	30
744	The Death of Public Dumps	195	30
745	False Piss Driblets	173	29
746	"Nesting"	193	27
747	Backseat Parkers	195	27
748	TMM (Too Much Mayo)	190	25
749	Too Many Jedi	151	24
750	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	24
751	Sour Grapes	24	23
752	Poor Superheroes	179	22
753	The Sun Exploding	140	21
754	UFO Conspiracies	138	21
755	Bad Movie Guilt	189	20
756	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	20
757	Fortnite	98	19
758	Flip Flops Breaking	30	17
759	Arizona Inflation	90	15
760	The Sex Offender Registry	126	14
761	The Extended Jesus Universe	Bonus 34	14
762	Missle Defense Systems	192	9
763	Winter Wonderlands	Bonus 30	2
764	Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In	181	1
765	Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People	168	0
766	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	-1
767	Holiday Decorations	62	-1
768	Halloweenies	109	-3
769	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-3
770	Politeness Words	23	-3
771	Soap Ejaculate	135	-3
772	Social Media Disinformation	115	-5
773	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-5
774	Penny Pinchers	176	-5
775	Writing Checks	185	-5
776	Cheerleaders	Bonus 32	-7
777	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-11
778	VR Chat	51	-11
779	Macho Weathermen	11	-14
780	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-14
781	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-15
782	Internet Beefs	192	-17
783	Surprises	169	-17
784	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-18
785	Groupon Anxiety	195	-19
786	Disaster Blue Balls	160	-20
787	Fake Graphic Designers	182	-20
788	Nextdoor Apps	117	-21
789	Dubs	139	-21
790	Disaster Tourism	172	-21
791	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-22
792	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-23
793	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-24
794	Professional Wrestling	Bonus 32	-26
795	Scooter Parking Zones	184	-27
796	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-29
797	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-31
798	Work Holiday Parties	118	-32
799	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-32
800	Jersey Burning	63	-32
801	Bad Hecklers	151	-33
802	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-33
803	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-34
804	Slow Cancer	65	-36
805	Bad Blood	67	-36
806	The Myth of Hard Work	Bonus 32	-37
807	Getting Passed Over For a Promotion	167	-39
808	Seatbelt Laws	85	-39
809	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-39
810	Trump People	178	-41
811	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-41
812	Counting Dead Kids	110	-41
813	Vladimir Putin	30	-43
814	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-43
815	Shit in Your Drink	140	-43
816	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-46
817	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-48
818	Donkey Jelly	141	-49
819	Transphobia	83	-49
820	Mugshot Envy	103	-49
821	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-51
822	Prisoner Firefighters	174	-52
823	The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth	164	-53
824	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-54
825	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-54
826	Watching a Man Drown	104	-55
827	Very Special Episodes	91	-58
828	Wifejak	166	-58
829	Police Body Cams	183	-60
830	Branded Buttons	23	-60
831	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-61
832	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-62
833	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-63
834	Crack	28	-65
835	Fireworks	194	-65
836	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-66
837	Complaining About Free Media	159	-68
838	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-68
839	The Decline in Youth Vapint	Bonus 31	-68
840	Buffet Anxiety	134	-69
841	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-70
842	Realizing You Were The Bully in High School	164	-70
843	Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas	Bonus 31	-70
844	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-71
845	Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes	Bonus 30	-72
846	Plushies	168	-72
847	Medical Marijuana	153	-74
848	Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash	180	-75
849	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-77
850	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-78
851	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-79
852	Unqualified Applicants	114	-79
853	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-80
854	Printer Ink	180	-80
855	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-81
856	Forgetting to Wash Your Hair	186	-82
857	Derivative Dummies	124	-82
858	Horny Logic	143	-85
859	Figure Skating	175	-88
860	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-89
861	No Adult Heelys	170	-89
862	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-90
863	Terrorism Haters	187	-90
864	Federal Holidays	193	-91
865	American Privilege	118	-92
866	Local Businesses	29	-94
867	Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops	189	-94
868	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-94
869	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-95
870	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-95
871	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-97
872	Too Long of Media	24	-100
873	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-100
874	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-102
875	Eye Exams	175	-103
876	Black Israelites	63	-103
877	Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men)	178	-104
878	Gamers	100	-106
879	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-106
880	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-107
881	$1,000 Posters	87	-107
882	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-107
883	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-108
884	Shoelaces	158	-108
885	Pissphobes	84	-110
886	Body Shaming	151	-110
887	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-110
888	Parental Wisdom	93	-112
889	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-113
890	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-114
891	Killing All The Chickens	180	-114
892	The Barbie Movie	101	-115
893	NFT Haters	95	-116
894	Bad Snaps	125	-116
895	Cave Explorers	154	-116
896	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-117
897	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-117
898	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-119
899	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-122
900	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-122
901	National Parks	132	-123
902	Block Babies	102	-125
903	Making Up Laws	Bonus 33	-126
904	Different Races	Bonus 4	-130
905	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-131
906	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-139
907	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-142
908	Private Wi-Fis	126	-142
909	Nostalgia 64	111	-143
910	Fan Entitlement	70	-143
911	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-148
912	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-148
913	Getting Idioms Wrong	Bonus 33	-148
914	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-149
915	Lingering Holidays	156	-153
916	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-153
917	Lack of Receipts	Bonus 33	-154
918	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-154
919	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-158
920	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-160
921	Using Stock Photography Wrong	Bonus 33	-166
922	Public Urination Laws	14	-168
923	Cynicism	180	-171
924	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-176
925	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-177
926	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-178
927	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-194
928	Kink Shaming	35	-195
929	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-196
930	Surrogacy Haters	119	-198
931	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-199
932	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-201
933	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-202
934	Shoulder Nipples	71	-204
935	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-212
936	Fingernail Piles	121	-222
937	Canon Cops	43	-222
938	The Transgender Military Ban	177	-236
939	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-248
940	False False Flags	72	-249
941	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-255
942	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-264
943	Disability Discrimination	35	-279
944	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-285
945	Email	60	-287
946	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-289
947	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-290
948	Not Enough Seanies	39	-297
949	Night Pooping	94	-309
950	Digital Piracy	165	-316
951	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-332
952	Ratchet Straps	54	-333
953	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-360
954	Futurama Fans	31	-362
955	Evolution	48	-363
956	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-365
957	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-369
958	Baby Lovers	136	-404
959	Anti-Semitism	60	-406
960	Cum	71	-445
961	Hitler	68	-489
962	French Fries	Bonus 10	-696
963	"You Voted For This"	25	-815
964	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-951
965	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-970
966	Puppets	7	-1212
967	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1286
968	COVID Deniers	5	-1897