The Problems

This Week

Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt	61
Pussing Out	52
Troubleshooting A Computer	20
Hindu Temple Haters	-51

Latest Bonus Episode

The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit	97
Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore	96
Musician Doppelgangers	-52
George Soros Conspiracies	-61

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4355
2	Fat Brain	2	3875
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3341
4	Too Much Pride	4	2582
5	"Disinformation"	3	2244
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2105
7	Late Rape	10	2052
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	1999
9	Tattle Tales	10	1860
10	Seth Rogen	19	1799
11	The War on Blackface	2	1706
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1671
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1604
14	Scientism	7	1530
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1414
16	Payment Processors	8	1386
17	Child Advocates	4	1266
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1236
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1222
20	The IRS	52	1138
21	Deinstitutionalization	6	1119
22	Inflation	24	1098
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1060
24	Pedophiles	29	999
25	Fake News	13	982
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	950
27	YouTube Role Models	5	939
28	Goth Erasure	8	907
29	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	894
30	Forced Diversity in Film	24	889
31	Prison Rape	7	884
32	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	855
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	827
34	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	825
35	Kangaroo Courts	51	822
36	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	819
37	Trans Athletes	10	813
38	Edgy Reboots	3	805
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	795
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	779
41	No-Knock Raids	28	766
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	762
43	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	759
44	Charger Not Included	15	746
45	Regret	4	736
46	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	724
47	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	713
48	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	704
49	Social Malware	14	704
50	The War on Anonymity	68	703
51	Installing Console Games	12	698
52	Political Scientists	26	696
53	The Homeless	80	691
54	Womansplaining	53	669
55	Circumcision Apologists	59	663
56	Holocaust Metaphors	9	660
57	Conservatives	67	651
58	Women's Tears	37	648
59	Going Back to Work	22	642
60	Testicular Torsion	19	639
61	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	637
62	Family Court	16	629
63	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	626
64	Comply Guys	52	619
65	Gun Control	15	614
66	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	608
67	Lack of Bidets	2	608
68	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	604
69	Rent is Too Damn High	48	594
70	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	585
71	Waiting	Bonus 1	582
72	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	581
73	Sustainability	11	577
74	Swatting	48	564
75	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	562
76	Pussy Cops	42	561
77	Eldercare	25	560
78	Civil Forfeiture	20	556
79	Media Consolidation	36	549
80	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	543
81	Parking Idlers	42	539
82	Empty Parking Lots	111	539
83	Short Attention Spans	86	536
84	Fake Neurodivergence	40	535
85	Political Canonizations	17	532
86	"Buy the Dip"	1	531
87	Corporate Bootlicking	60	522
88	Nuclear War	30	521
89	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	519
90	Silencing the User	16	519
91	The National Debt	27	518
92	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	517
93	Indoctrinating Children	33	516
94	Boycotts of the Week	35	514
95	Animal Abuse	50	511
96	Bad Jannies	26	506
97	The De-Sexification of Media	71	504
98	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	501
99	Social Media	55	500
100	Sleep Deprivation	32	499
101	Live Action Anime	19	494
102	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	488
103	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	484
104	Inventing Black Inventors	27	484
105	Two-Factor Authentication	6	481
106	Big Leaguing	121	480
107	Student Debt Repayment	54	480
108	Plea Deals	105	478
109	Master Erasure	12	473
110	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	472
111	Silver Alerts	6	464
112	Manliness Gurus	71	463
113	Woke Unions	16	461
114	George Soros District Attorneys	94	450
115	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	448
116	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	447
117	Theater Kids	56	447
118	Cash Bail	18	445
119	Columbus Hate	12	444
120	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	442
121	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	441
122	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	439
123	No More Comedies	37	438
124	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	437
125	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	437
126	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	436
127	Female Comedy Writers	54	435
128	Picky Parkers	7	432
129	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	432
130	Common Core Math	127	431
131	Deadname Drama	53	430
132	Wrongful Convictions	136	430
133	Broken Bones	25	429
134	Speed Traps	133	429
135	Game Journalists	50	428
136	Blindness	22	428
137	Funko Pops	18	426
138	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	425
139	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	423
140	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	423
141	Cash Register Solicitations	39	421
142	Shorter Attention Spans	57	418
143	Throwing Your Back Out	128	417
144	Charity Fraud	96	417
145	DEI	122	414
146	Wellness Checks	58	414
147	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	414
148	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	414
149	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	410
150	Robocallers	125	410
151	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	408
152	Democracy	Bonus 2	407
153	The War on Drugs	142	404
154	Child Support	61	404
155	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	403
156	Bread Tacos	31	402
157	Vito's Twitter Account	23	402
158	Loud Music at Bars	83	400
159	Hate Hoaxes	43	398
160	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	395
161	Whiny Waiters	83	394
162	Food Going Bad	93	393
163	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	393
164	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	392
165	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	391
166	Live Service Video Games	123	388
167	The SEC	99	387
168	Mobile-Only Websites	52	387
169	"Love Bombing"	34	385
170	Uninformed Voters	76	385
171	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	384
172	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	380
173	Easy Mode Activists	33	378
174	Unrealistic Expectations	42	377
175	Wil Wheaton	127	376
176	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	375
177	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	371
178	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	370
179	Stock Market Morons	86	368
180	The Gas Stove Ban	73	364
181	SSRIs	49	363
182	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	362
183	Artificial Scarcity	94	362
184	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	361
185	Bad Neighbors	110	361
186	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	360
187	e-Whores	72	359
188	Amber Heard Supporters	44	359
189	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	356
190	Keyboard Warriors	31	356
191	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	356
192	Laws That Make You Lie	34	355
193	Simulation Theory	9	354
194	Autism	64	354
195	Reparation Retardation	82	353
196	Elon Musk	67	348
197	Freemium Software	127	347
198	Mosquitos	109	347
199	Cops Transferring Departments	126	346
200	Nocturia	94	345
201	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	344
202	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	343
203	The Anchoring Effect	79	343
204	Toxic Positivity	95	342
205	Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area	168	341
206	Compelled Speech	83	339
207	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	337
208	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	336
209	Losing Shit	91	335
210	Adam Sessler	73	334
211	Freeway Protesters	46	334
212	Influencer Culture	45	333
213	Women Working at Home Depot	149	332
214	Famine	47	330
215	Snail-in Voting	92	329
216	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	327
217	Big Government	102	327
218	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	326
219	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	325
220	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	324
221	Non-Drivers	100	323
222	Women's Stories	138	323
223	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	323
224	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	321
225	The Emperor's New Burn	38	321
226	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	319
227	Suicide Baiting	120	317
228	"No" Erasure	147	317
229	Tech Switcheroos	77	317
230	Long Lost Lectures	13	317
231	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	314
232	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	313
233	Armchair Mechanics	15	313
234	Shitty Shippers	105	312
235	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	312
236	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	312
237	Contouring	79	312
238	People Who Don't Get Out of the Way	160	311
239	Girl Bosses	143	310
240	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	310
241	Time Vampires	137	309
242	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	309
243	Swastika Scaries	70	308
244	Tinnitus	114	307
245	Travel Insurance	25	306
246	Women's Dating Advice	104	306
247	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	306
248	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	305
249	The Olympics	28	305
250	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	305
251	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	304
252	Stan Culture	119	304
253	Epstein Blue Balls	47	304
254	The Five-Day Work Week	103	304
255	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	303
256	Tip Jar Takeover	75	302
257	Missed Opportunities	77	301
258	Too Many Licenses	46	300
259	The UK Government	106	299
260	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	299
261	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	298
262	Parasocial Relationships	90	298
263	Great Government Firewalls	84	297
264	Female Gamers	141	296
265	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	295
266	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	293
267	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	292
268	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	292
269	Stranger Danger	111	292
270	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	292
271	Initiating the Conversation	21	291
272	Unlisted Prices	120	288
273	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	288
274	Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations)	187	286
275	Communism	153	285
276	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	284
277	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	284
278	Domain Squatters	17	284
279	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	283
280	Living in the Ghetto	36	283
281	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	281
282	Post Purchase Surveys	81	281
283	Pimples on Your Nose	110	281
284	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	281
285	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	281
286	Minimum Wageslaves	49	281
287	Chump Syndrome	118	280
288	Height Discrimination	47	280
289	Team Guys	146	279
290	Drug Dummies	97	278
291	Effective Altruism	64	277
292	Awareness	98	277
293	Fear of Negotiating	74	274
294	Intrusive Thoughts	118	274
295	Gaslighting About Inflation	Bonus 31	273
296	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	273
297	Land Acknowledgements	89	272
298	Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are	175	271
299	Compulsive Liars	117	270
300	Fake Libertarians	103	270
301	The Civil Rights Act	85	270
302	Taylor Swift	125	270
303	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	269
304	Lag	153	268
305	Rickety Shit	104	267
306	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	267
307	Going to the Doctor	76	266
308	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	266
309	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	266
310	Graduation Speeches	93	266
311	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	264
312	Immigration	116	263
313	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	263
314	Subsidizing Demand	154	263
315	Cover Charges	86	261
316	Drip Pricing	88	261
317	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	260
318	Fool's Tits	152	260
319	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	260
320	Guys Who Can't Drive	165	260
321	Home Repair	124	260
322	Making Decisions	91	258
323	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	258
324	Kink Personalities	79	257
325	Extreme Heat Events	45	256
326	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	256
327	Space Tourists	5	256
328	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	256
329	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	255
330	The "u mad?" Game	73	255
331	Subway Performers	88	255
332	Ticketmaster	65	255
333	Philistines	58	254
334	Starving Artists	69	254
335	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	254
336	Hustlers' Universities	122	253
337	Cockteasing	65	252
338	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	252
339	Bad Cell Service	141	250
340	Finger Pain	10	250
341	Blacklists	140	249
342	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	249
343	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	248
344	Candidates Pretending to be Human	Bonus 29	247
345	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	246
346	Foreign Lobbyists	139	245
347	Relying on Your Friends	87	245
348	Nude Negotiators	32	245
349	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	243
350	The Minimum Wage	4	243
351	Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal	166	242
352	Hypocrisy	87	242
353	"Objectively"	112	242
354	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	241
355	Apple Fanboys	127	241
356	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	240
357	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	240
358	Washing and Drying Long Hair	178	240
359	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	240
360	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	239
361	"Right of Way" Disrespecters	170	239
362	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	238
363	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	237
364	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	236
365	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	235
366	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	232
367	USB Cables	80	232
368	Thirst Traps	81	231
369	Mandatory Milk	152	229
370	First Ladies	122	228
371	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	228
372	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	228
373	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	226
374	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	226
375	Ear Worms	29	226
376	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	226
377	My Bitch Realtor	89	224
378	Pedo Jacketing	62	224
379	Venue Cancellation	63	223
380	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	222
381	Fake Death Threats	129	222
382	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	221
383	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	221
384	Sticky Electronics	166	221
385	Craigslist Complainers	21	220
386	Tardy Drink Refills	92	219
387	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	219
388	Bad Shopping Carts	156	218
389	Unnecessary Censorship	171	217
390	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	217
391	Train Wrecks	78	217
392	Locking Yourself Out	152	217
393	Oakland, CA	150	217
394	Stupid Awards Shows	131	215
395	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	213
396	Women in Star Wars	89	212
397	Roadside Death Shrines	36	212
398	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	212
399	The Haka	164	211
400	Women Fighting in Movies	120	210
401	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	210
402	How Much Money is Spent on Elections	Bonus 29	210
403	One Hour Meetings	143	209
404	The Abuse of "Abuse"	162	209
405	May the 4th	88	208
406	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	207
407	Health Insurance Claim Denials	167	206
408	Seatbelt Alarms	27	206
409	Thoughts and Prayers	74	206
410	Shoulder Pain	159	206
411	Content Ratings Boards	138	205
412	Cops Doing You a Favor	168	204
413	Vegan Donuts	131	204
414	High People	Bonus 15	204
415	Tight Booths	119	203
416	Activist Ice Cream	97	202
417	Lack of Fictional Bigots	161	200
418	Activist CEOs	139	200
419	Data Breaches	148	200
420	Sore Losers	163	199
421	Cute Shit	164	199
422	Empty Retail Spaces	166	198
423	Male Feminists	182	198
424	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	198
425	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	198
426	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	196
427	Suction Cups	43	196
428	"Citation Needed"	187	195
429	Fake Retirements	114	194
430	All The Vaccine Autism Shit	178	193
431	The Parallel Economy	130	192
432	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	192
433	Snitches	155	191
434	Confirmation Bias	125	190
435	Ghost Texts	102	190
436	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	190
437	Vibe Coding	196	188
438	Going to Work While Sick	139	186
439	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	186
440	Source Snobs	96	186
441	Breast Cancer Charity Scams	169	185
442	Men With "Daddy Issues"	186	185
443	Sensationalism	66	185
444	Side Hustles	32	185
445	Hoarding	134	184
446	Holiday Parties	69	184
447	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	184
448	Losing Your Tools	154	184
449	Tiny House Propaganda	117	184
450	Rats	159	182
451	Touchy Teachers	169	182
452	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	182
453	Rental Car Insurance	154	182
454	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	181
455	Cults	150	181
456	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	181
457	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	180
458	Boob Truthers	109	180
459	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	180
460	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	180
461	Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did	Bonus 35	180
462	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	179
463	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	179
464	Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door	160	179
465	Going to the Dentist	70	178
466	Bad Day Holidays	132	178
467	Texas Legal Myths	107	178
468	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	178
469	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	178
470	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	177
471	Demographic Dummies	81	177
472	People Not Changing	172	177
473	Intellectual Property Laws	40	176
474	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	176
475	Zoom Exhaustion	33	176
476	Sand	178	175
477	Idea Guys	113	174
478	Product Placement Movies	126	172
479	Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill	Bonus 30	172
480	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	172
481	Blowing your Wad Early	115	171
482	Incest Porn	32	171
483	Occam's Razor	145	171
484	Buyer's Remorse	116	171
485	Conservative Porn	121	169
486	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	168
487	Too Many Stop Signs	134	167
488	Credit Goblins	175	167
489	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	167
490	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	166
491	Women Talking like Babies	162	165
492	Premature E-Trackulation	15	165
493	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	164
494	Your Friends Making You Look Bad	176	164
495	Election Spam	161	164
496	Downward Mobility	173	163
497	Talking to the Cops	148	163
498	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	161
499	LARPing PUAs	26	161
500	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	161
501	Old Movie Action Heroes	177	160
502	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	160
503	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	160
504	Zipper Disrespecters	170	159
505	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	159
506	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	157
507	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	157
508	Stupid Food Trends	11	157
509	Pets Stepping on Your Balls	167	157
510	When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One	195	157
511	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	157
512	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	157
513	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	156
514	The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	185	156
515	Paralysis of Choice	135	156
516	Race-Based Voice Actors	198	155
517	Backseat Googlers	41	155
518	Sponsored Hate	28	154
519	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	154
520	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	154
521	Power Outages	172	154
522	Fake Fans	163	153
523	Arson Denial	172	152
524	The Chevron Deference	146	150
525	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	150
526	No Flying Cars	80	148
527	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	148
528	The Voting Rights Act of 1965	Bonus 29	148
529	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	147
530	You Don't Get Anything For Voting	Bonus 29	147
531	"What the hell is wrong with me?"	188	146
532	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	146
533	Canada	177	146
534	Women Being "Based"	173	145
535	Pity Party Poopers	49	145
536	Communist Propaganda	185	145
537	Talking to Drunk People	184	144
538	The Vito Wars	Bonus 31	144
539	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	143
540	Non-Absorbant Napkins	177	143
541	Ruined Jokes	181	143
542	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	142
543	Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again	200	142
544	3D Technology	40	141
545	Money Shaming	144	141
546	Celebrity Bands	55	140
547	Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine	202	139
548	Distracted Children	130	139
549	Going to the Vet	144	139
550	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	138
551	Babysitting a Drunk	208	137
552	People Who Can't Take a Joke	198	137
553	Early Winter Darkness	Bonus 30	137
554	Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels	196	136
555	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	136
556	Metaphor Hijacking	133	136
557	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	135
558	USAID	176	135
559	The War on Jocks	170	135
560	Hurricanes	158	135
561	Guys Who Break Up a Fight	163	135
562	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	135
563	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	134
564	Garbage Grillers	181	134
565	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	133
566	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	132
567	Shitty Deliveries	201	132
568	Asexuality	34	131
569	Poison Beer (PFAS)	190	131
570	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	131
571	Traffic Drones	189	130
572	Influencer Slop	157	130
573	Crybaby Businesses	183	130
574	Drunk Eating	56	130
575	The Fat Lady at the Olympics	Bonus 31	129
576	Man Face	161	128
577	Franchise Crossovers	62	128
578	Anti DIY-ers	150	128
579	Askholes	190	127
580	Cars That Look Like Cop Cars	188	127
581	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	127
582	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	126
583	Rolling Blackouts	147	125
584	Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment	Bonus 35	125
585	Bad Pillows	162	124
586	Babies in Movies/TV Shows	197	124
587	Mass Shootings	112	123
588	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	123
589	The War on Porn	190	122
590	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	122
591	Sports-a-phobia	59	122
592	Halftime Shows	78	120
593	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	120
594	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	119
595	The Royal "We"	103	119
596	Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets	192	119
597	Fatwas	53	118
598	Non-Consenual Sex Recording	174	118
599	Prison Food	Bonus 26	118
600	The Myth of Food Insecurity	205	116
601	Shows Moving From Their Normal Time	193	116
602	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	115
603	Not Showing Drink Prices	197	115
604	Smoking is Too Cool	27	115
605	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	115
606	Battery Corrosion	94	114
607	Bad Investments	179	113
608	Airplane Seats	95	113
609	Fucking Up the Landing	200	113
610	Electoral College Deniers	161	113
611	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	113
612	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	112
613	Pronoun Resistance	1	112
614	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	112
615	Women Taking Shit Over	204	111
616	Backseat Murderers	114	111
617	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	109
618	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	109
619	Elmo	127	108
620	OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer	Bonus 31	108
621	Jesus Dying at 33	Bonus 34	107
622	Phone Format Paste	105	107
623	Bryan Singer	88	107
624	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	106
625	Pre-Checked Boxes	162	106
626	Dog Abuse	206	106
627	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	105
628	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	105
629	Headline Death Cockteasing	181	105
630	Culture War Criminals	106	105
631	Alexa Being Retarded	138	105
632	Crypto Karens	146	105
633	Sports Gambling	Bonus 32	104
634	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	104
635	Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness	188	104
636	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	104
637	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	103
638	Accent Intelligence Bias	173	103
639	The 1%	184	103
640	"What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?"	Bonus 36	103
641	Conservative Comedy	140	103
642	Backseat Parkers	195	102
643	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	102
644	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	102
645	Spoiler Nazis	36	101
646	Vanity Press	191	101
647	The US Postal Service	143	100
648	Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	Bonus 34	99
649	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	98
650	"Would"	123	98
651	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	98
652	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	98
653	AI Evangelists	128	97
654	The Death of Public Dumps	195	97
655	Trivial Cheating	96	97
656	The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit	Bonus 37	97
657	Fake Straights	63	96
658	Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore	Bonus 37	96
659	Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession	Bonus 35	96
660	Men and Their Legacies	185	95
661	Liberal Mass Shooters	201	95
662	Not Having a Car Guy	187	95
663	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	94
664	Turn the AC "Up"	157	93
665	Doomers	174	93
666	It's Hard To Tell	160	92
667	Not Automatically Getting Deals	208	92
668	Feral Hogs	147	91
669	Online Naturalists	61	90
670	Dad's TV Addiction	Bonus 35	90
671	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	90
672	Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off	206	90
673	Prison Abuse	128	90
674	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	90
675	Getting Rid of Grease	38	88
676	Guys Who Won't Apologize	203	88
677	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	88
678	The Meme of Einstein	171	87
679	Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom	186	86
680	Undercover Cops at Burning Man	201	86
681	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	86
682	Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes	197	86
683	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	85
684	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	84
685	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	83
686	The Modernization of Design	202	83
687	Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey	200	82
688	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	82
689	Fake Parking Spaces	204	82
690	Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In	199	82
691	Trick Food Sharing	174	82
692	Eric's Billboard Chart Scam	194	81
693	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	80
694	Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games)	191	80
695	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	79
696	Woke Museums	200	79
697	Unnecessary Sequels	207	78
698	Everyone Wants a Piece	206	78
699	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	78
700	Bill Burr	182	77
701	Slowpoke Motorcycles	163	77
702	All Technology is a Flat Rectangle	186	77
703	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	76
704	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	75
705	Bob Dylan Worshippers	170	75
706	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	75
707	It's Too Hot Insider During Winter	Bonus 30	75
708	What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox?	199	74
709	The Death of the Organ	Bonus 32	72
710	Timing the Sides	203	72
711	The War on Hitler	207	71
712	Free Market Haters	82	71
713	Rough Teeth	107	71
714	Peladophobia	77	71
715	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	71
716	Bible Truthers	105	71
717	Satanic Panic	77	70
718	Ingratitude	179	70
719	Dream Ideas	183	69
720	Community Detachment	80	69
721	Accidental Screen Shares	129	69
722	People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up	206	68
723	Superman's Super Simping	Bonus 36	68
724	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	67
725	Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes	167	67
726	Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks)	165	67
727	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	66
728	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	66
729	Gas Procrastinating	205	66
730	"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	Bonus 34	66
731	The Costco Guys	Bonus 31	64
732	Fake 2D Animation	38	63
733	"no" Autocorrect	60	63
734	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	63
735	Game Stop	110	62
736	Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt	209	61
737	Delusion	205	60
738	Writer's Block	202	60
739	e-Sports Hype	Bonus 32	60
740	Friends and Family Discounts	135	59
741	People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	Bonus 34	58
742	Bluetooth	40	58
743	Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage	Bonus 35	57
744	Religion in Schools	137	57
745	Soldering	184	57
746	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	56
747	Vtubers	145	55
748	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	55
749	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	55
750	The War on Whiteface	56	55
751	Shitty Slow Motion	16	54
752	Gambling	188	53
753	Pussing Out	209	52
754	OCD Toasters	13	51
755	Leaving the Oven On	171	50
756	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	50
757	Dad Little League Coach	Bonus 35	50
758	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	49
759	Your Bro Getting a New Ho	171	49
760	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	48
761	Cash Only Businesses	191	48
762	Destiny's Dick	200	48
763	Deli Dummies	193	46
764	Nazis are Too Cool	85	46
765	IP Theft	199	45
766	Event Wristbands	45	45
767	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	45
768	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	45
769	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	45
770	Everybody is a Cancer Doctor	189	45
771	Military Suicides	56	44
772	Not Enough Leftovers	116	43
773	The War on Doxing	169	41
774	Delivery Anticipation	207	40
775	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	40
776	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	40
777	Deficit Dummies	194	40
778	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	40
779	The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment	194	39
780	The Right's Obsession with Hollywood	205	39
781	Absolutely No Steroid Policies	Bonus 32	39
782	Secret Suicides	191	39
783	Sober October	109	37
784	CVS	201	34
785	Frozen	Bonus 30	34
786	Photo Albums	192	34
787	Bodegas	46	34
788	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	32
789	Shrinking Jaws	179	32
790	The End of the Civil War	Bonus 28	30
791	Wil Stancil	208	29
792	"Nesting"	193	29
793	False Piss Driblets	173	28
794	Sour Grapes	24	25
795	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	25
796	Too Many Jedi	151	24
797	TMM (Too Much Mayo)	190	24
798	The Sun Exploding	140	24
799	Bad Movie Guilt	189	21
800	Poor Superheroes	179	21
801	Fortnite	98	21
802	UFO Conspiracies	138	21
803	Troubleshooting A Computer	209	20
804	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	19
805	Calling the Manager	203	18
806	Flip Flops Breaking	30	17
807	Vibe Bombing	207	15
808	The New McDonald's Monopoly	207	15
809	The Sex Offender Registry	126	14
810	The Extended Jesus Universe	Bonus 34	14
811	Arizona Inflation	90	13
812	Missle Defense Systems	192	7
813	Video Games are Too Expensive	196	3
814	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	0
815	Winter Wonderlands	Bonus 30	0
816	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	0
817	Soap Ejaculate	135	0
818	Halloweenies	109	-1
819	Holiday Decorations	62	-1
820	Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In	181	-1
821	Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People	168	-1
822	Social Media Disinformation	115	-3
823	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-4
824	Politeness Words	23	-4
825	Writing Checks	185	-5
826	Cheerleaders	Bonus 32	-6
827	Penny Pinchers	176	-6
828	Stolen Valor Vigilantes	199	-7
829	South Park Falling Off	198	-9
830	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-11
831	Macho Weathermen	11	-12
832	Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail	200	-14
833	VR Chat	51	-14
834	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-14
835	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-15
836	Surprises	169	-17
837	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-18
838	Nextdoor Apps	117	-19
839	Internet Beefs	192	-19
840	Fake Graphic Designers	182	-19
841	Disaster Blue Balls	160	-20
842	Dubs	139	-21
843	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-21
844	Disaster Tourism	172	-21
845	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-23
846	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-24
847	Bed Sheets	201	-24
848	Professional Wrestling	Bonus 32	-27
849	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-28
850	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-28
851	Scooter Parking Zones	184	-29
852	Bad Hecklers	151	-30
853	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-30
854	Not Enough Tylenol	204	-31
855	Jersey Burning	63	-31
856	Work Holiday Parties	118	-32
857	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-33
858	Legacy Characters	Bonus 36	-33
859	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-34
860	Slow Cancer	65	-36
861	High Speed Train Fetishists	197	-37
862	Bad Blood	67	-37
863	The Myth of Hard Work	Bonus 32	-38
864	Seatbelt Laws	85	-38
865	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-39
866	Getting Passed Over For a Promotion	167	-40
867	Lex Luthor Was Right	Bonus 36	-41
868	Trump People	178	-41
869	Counting Dead Kids	110	-41
870	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-42
871	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-42
872	Shit in Your Drink	140	-43
873	Vladimir Putin	30	-44
874	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-46
875	Disrespecting Comic Creators	Bonus 36	-47
876	Donkey Jelly	141	-49
877	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-49
878	Mugshot Envy	103	-49
879	Hindu Temple Haters	209	-51
880	Watching a Man Drown	104	-51
881	The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth	164	-52
882	Musician Doppelgangers	Bonus 37	-52
883	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-52
884	A Never-Ending Piss	204	-53
885	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-53
886	Transphobia	83	-53
887	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-54
888	Prisoner Firefighters	174	-54
889	The Superman Logo	Bonus 36	-55
890	Very Special Episodes	91	-56
891	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-59
892	No Respect For The Good Times	198	-60
893	Branded Buttons	23	-61
894	Wifejak	166	-61
895	George Soros Conspiracies	Bonus 37	-61
896	Police Body Cams	183	-63
897	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-63
898	Crack	28	-64
899	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-64
900	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-66
901	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-66
902	Complaining About Free Media	159	-67
903	No Poop Allowed	208	-69
904	Buffet Anxiety	134	-69
905	The Decline in Youth Vapint	Bonus 31	-69
906	Realizing You Were The Bully in High School	164	-70
907	Lion Tamers	203	-70
908	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-71
909	Fireworks	194	-71
910	Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash	180	-71
911	Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas	Bonus 31	-71
912	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-72
913	Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes	Bonus 30	-72
914	Medical Marijuana	153	-74
915	Plushies	168	-75
916	Unqualified Applicants	114	-77
917	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-78
918	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-78
919	Printer Ink	180	-79
920	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-79
921	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-79
922	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-81
923	Derivative Dummies	124	-82
924	Forgetting to Wash Your Hair	186	-83
925	Horny Logic	143	-85
926	Sphere Haters	202	-88
927	No Adult Heelys	170	-88
928	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-89
929	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-89
930	Figure Skating	175	-91
931	American Privilege	118	-92
932	Federal Holidays	193	-92
933	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-92
934	Terrorism Haters	187	-92
935	Local Businesses	29	-93
936	Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops	189	-94
937	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-95
938	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-95
939	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-96
940	Too Long of Media	24	-99
941	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-100
942	Groupon Anxiety	195	-101
943	Black Israelites	63	-103
944	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-105
945	Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men)	178	-106
946	Eye Exams	175	-106
947	$1,000 Posters	87	-107
948	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-108
949	Gamers	100	-108
950	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-108
951	Shoelaces	158	-108
952	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-109
953	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-110
954	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-110
955	Pissphobes	84	-111
956	Body Shaming	151	-111
957	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-113
958	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-114
959	Killing All The Chickens	180	-114
960	Cave Explorers	154	-115
961	Parental Wisdom	93	-115
962	The Barbie Movie	101	-116
963	Bad Snaps	125	-116
964	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-117
965	NFT Haters	95	-117
966	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-117
967	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-120
968	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-122
969	National Parks	132	-123
970	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-123
971	Making Up Laws	Bonus 33	-126
972	Block Babies	102	-127
973	Different Races	Bonus 4	-130
974	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-131
975	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-138
976	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-140
977	Nostalgia 64	111	-142
978	Private Wi-Fis	126	-142
979	Gay Denial	196	-144
980	Fan Entitlement	70	-144
981	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-146
982	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-148
983	Getting Idioms Wrong	Bonus 33	-148
984	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-153
985	Lingering Holidays	156	-153
986	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-153
987	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-153
988	Lack of Receipts	Bonus 33	-154
989	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-159
990	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-160
991	Using Stock Photography Wrong	Bonus 33	-166
992	Public Urination Laws	14	-169
993	Cynicism	180	-171
994	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-176
995	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-176
996	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-179
997	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-193
998	Kink Shaming	35	-197
999	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-198
1000	Surrogacy Haters	119	-198
1001	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-201
1002	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-201
1003	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-203
1004	Shoulder Nipples	71	-204
1005	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-212
1006	Fingernail Piles	121	-220
1007	Canon Cops	43	-223
1008	The Transgender Military Ban	177	-236
1009	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-247
1010	False False Flags	72	-249
1011	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-255
1012	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-265
1013	Disability Discrimination	35	-279
1014	Email	60	-286
1015	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-289
1016	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-292
1017	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-293
1018	Not Enough Seanies	39	-298
1019	Night Pooping	94	-308
1020	Digital Piracy	165	-319
1021	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-333
1022	Ratchet Straps	54	-334
1023	Futurama Fans	31	-357
1024	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-360
1025	Evolution	48	-366
1026	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-366
1027	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-370
1028	Anti-Semitism	60	-407
1029	Baby Lovers	136	-408
1030	Cum	71	-450
1031	Hitler	68	-492
1032	French Fries	Bonus 10	-702
1033	"You Voted For This"	25	-818
1034	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-957
1035	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-973
1036	Puppets	7	-1217
1037	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1292
1038	COVID Deniers	5	-1907