The Problems

This Week

Women Working at Home Depot 162
Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons 96
Missing a Game-Winning Shot 23
Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes -52

Latest Bonus Episode

No Masturbation in Prison 231
No Toilet Privacy 186
For Profit Prisons 184
Prison Rape Jokes 119
Prison Food 104
Bright Lights in Prison 92
Son of Sam Laws 67
No Fat Chicks in Prison -119

All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Woke Marketing 1 4105
2 Fat Brain 2 3609
3 Chinese Aporogies 3 3221
4 Too Much Pride 4 2437
5 "Disinformation" 3 2143
6 The N-Word Defense 5 1966
7 Late Rape 10 1924
8 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 1876
9 Tattle Tales 10 1782
10 Seth Rogen 19 1686
11 The War on Blackface 2 1624
12 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1585
13 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 1490
14 Scientism 7 1474
15 Payment Processors 8 1318
16 Millionaire Socialists 8 1314
17 Child Advocates 4 1236
18 Nuclear-phobia 14 1143
19 Women Running Education Bonus 9 1127
20 Deinstitutionalization 6 1085
21 The IRS 52 1025
22 Inflation 24 1016
23 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 992
24 Fake News 13 946
25 Pedophiles 29 921
26 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 910
27 YouTube Role Models 5 900
28 Goth Erasure 8 869
29 Prison Rape 7 845
30 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 837
31 Forced Diversity in Film 24 827
32 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 804
33 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 785
34 Trans Athletes 10 784
35 Kangaroo Courts 51 783
36 Edgy Reboots 3 779
37 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 778
38 Diversity Extortion Mafias 131 768
39 The Cowardice of Women 26 756
40 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 741
41 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 727
42 Getting Your Order Wrong Bonus 10 727
43 No-Knock Raids 28 721
44 Regret 4 714
45 Charger Not Included 15 710
46 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 687
47 No Hot Girls in Your Class Bonus 9 681
48 Installing Console Games 12 678
49 Social Malware 14 673
50 Political Scientists 26 665
51 The War on Anonymity 68 665
52 Holocaust Metaphors 9 652
53 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 652
54 Conservatives 67 642
55 Womansplaining 53 635
56 The Homeless 80 635
57 Women's Tears 37 632
58 Circumcision Apologists 59 620
59 Going Back to Work 22 617
60 Family Court 16 612
61 School Starts Too Early Bonus 9 610
62 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 605
63 Testicular Torsion 19 600
64 Comply Guys 52 599
65 Gun Control 15 585
66 Lack of Bidets 2 583
67 Sustainability 11 573
68 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 573
69 Rent is Too Damn High 48 572
70 Waiting Bonus 1 557
71 The Death of the Dollar Menu Bonus 10 557
72 Eldercare 25 550
73 Swatting 48 550
74 Pussy Cops 42 541
75 Media Consolidation 36 539
76 Civil Forfeiture 20 537
77 Parking Idlers 42 534
78 Empty Parking Lots 111 526
79 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 519
80 Political Canonizations 17 518
81 "Buy the Dip" 1 513
82 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 512
83 Silencing the User 16 508
84 Boycotts of the Week 35 506
85 Fake Neurodivergence 40 506
86 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 506
87 Corporate Bootlicking 60 505
88 Short Attention Spans 86 505
89 Nuclear War 30 504
90 Bad Jannies 26 502
91 Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything" 136 502
92 Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging 136 501
93 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 498
94 The National Debt 27 497
95 Indoctrinating Children 33 495
96 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 490
97 Animal Abuse 50 488
98 Social Media 55 486
99 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 480
100 Sleep Deprivation 32 479
101 The De-Sexification of Media 71 478
102 Live Action Anime 19 476
103 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 475
104 Student Debt Repayment 54 472
105 Two-Factor Authentication 6 470
106 Master Erasure 12 467
107 Big Leaguing 121 462
108 Silver Alerts 6 461
109 Plea Deals 105 461
110 Inventing Black Inventors 27 458
111 Woke Unions 16 448
112 Manliness Gurus 71 448
113 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 447
114 Cash Bail 18 443
115 Columbus Hate 12 438
116 George Soros District Attorneys 94 435
117 Theater Kids 56 434
118 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 429
119 No More Comedies 37 427
120 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 427
121 Picky Parkers 7 425
122 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 424
123 Overly Courteous Drivers 50 422
124 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 421
125 Deadname Drama 53 418
126 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 416
127 Blindness 22 414
128 Broken Bones 25 414
129 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 413
130 Female Comedy Writers 54 412
131 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 411
132 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 411
133 Funko Pops 18 410
134 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 410
135 Game Journalists 50 409
136 Cash Register Solicitations 39 408
137 Onmibus Spending Bills 70 408
138 Democracy Bonus 2 407
139 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 406
140 Bread Tacos 31 405
141 Shorter Attention Spans 57 405
142 Wellness Checks 58 405
143 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 402
144 Women Always Having to Win Arguments 142 401
145 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 399
146 Charity Fraud 96 398
147 Common Core Math 127 397
148 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 395
149 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 394
150 Child Support 61 391
151 Loud Music at Bars 83 388
152 Hate Hoaxes 43 387
153 Whiny Waiters 83 385
154 Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru Bonus 10 384
155 Wrongful Convictions 136 384
156 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 383
157 Vito's Twitter Account 23 380
158 Robocallers 125 377
159 "Love Bombing" 34 376
160 Mobile-Only Websites 52 376
161 Food Going Bad 93 375
162 Speed Traps 133 375
163 The SEC 99 374
164 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 370
165 Throwing Your Back Out 128 370
166 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 368
167 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 368
168 Easy Mode Activists 33 367
169 Uninformed Voters 76 367
170 Unrealistic Expectations 42 366
171 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 363
172 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 363
173 Live Service Video Games 123 363
174 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 359
175 Stock Market Morons 86 357
176 The War on Drugs 142 356
177 SSRIs 49 355
178 The Gas Stove Ban 73 354
179 Wil Wheaton 127 353
180 Simulation Theory 9 352
181 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 350
182 DEI 122 349
183 e-Whores 72 347
184 Artificial Scarcity 94 346
185 Bad Neighbors 110 345
186 Keyboard Warriors 31 344
187 Laws That Make You Lie 34 344
188 Amber Heard Supporters 44 344
189 Appealing to the Chinese Market Bonus 22 343
190 The Anchoring Effect 79 341
191 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 341
192 Reparation Retardation 82 340
193 Nocturia 94 340
194 Autism 64 339
195 Adam Sessler 73 338
196 Elon Musk 67 337
197 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 336
198 Toxic Positivity 95 331
199 Freemium Software 127 329
200 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 328
201 Generation of Sexless Idiots 132 327
202 Guys Getting in Fights Over Women 137 326
203 Compelled Speech 83 325
204 Mosquitos 109 325
205 Influencer Culture 45 324
206 Freeway Protesters 46 321
207 Cops Transferring Departments 126 321
208 Famine 47 318
209 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 318
210 Long Lost Lectures 13 315
211 Snail-in Voting 92 315
212 Finding the Edge on Packing Tape 62 314
213 Losing Shit 91 314
214 The Emperor's New Burn 38 311
215 Big Government 102 311
216 Armchair Mechanics 15 310
217 The Female Dating Strategy Podcast 68 310
218 Getting Band-Aids Wet 57 309
219 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 308
220 Tech Switcheroos 77 307
221 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 305
222 Non-Drivers 100 305
223 Creepy Targeted Ads 54 304
224 Contouring 79 304
225 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 303
226 Travel Insurance 25 302
227 Suicide Baiting 120 302
228 Chips Breaking in the Dip 128 302
229 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 301
230 Shitty Shippers 105 301
231 The Olympics 28 300
232 Swastika Scaries 70 300
233 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 300
234 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 299
235 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 296
236 The Five-Day Work Week 103 295
237 Stan Culture 119 295
238 Badly Timed Traffic Lights 66 294
239 Parasocial Relationships 90 293
240 Mothers Against Drunk Driving Bonus 25 293
241 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 289
242 Tinnitus 114 289
243 Time Vampires 137 289
244 Women's Stories 138 289
245 Too Many Licenses 46 288
246 Tip Jar Takeover 75 288
247 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 288
248 Women's Dating Advice 104 288
249 "No" Erasure 147 288
250 Stranger Danger 111 287
251 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 286
252 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 286
253 Female Gamers 141 286
254 Missed Opportunities 77 285
255 Great Government Firewalls 84 285
256 In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move 129 285
257 Initiating the Conversation 21 282
258 Epstein Blue Balls 47 282
259 Girl Bosses 143 282
260 The UK Government 106 281
261 Minimum Wageslaves 49 280
262 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 280
263 Billionaire Bootlickers 69 279
264 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 277
265 Post Purchase Surveys 81 277
266 Domain Squatters 17 275
267 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 275
268 Effective Altruism 64 275
269 Unlisted Prices 120 275
270 Living in the Ghetto 36 273
271 Getting Sick During Time Off 66 273
272 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 273
273 Corporate Sponsored Memes 134 273
274 Height Discrimination 47 272
275 Awareness 98 272
276 Single Mothers Bonus 25 271
277 Pimples on Your Nose 110 270
278 Chump Syndrome 118 269
279 Drug Dummies 97 267
280 Land Acknowledgements 89 266
281 Ignoring Driving Signals 124 264
282 Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse 133 264
283 Fear of Negotiating 74 263
284 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 263
285 Graduation Speeches 93 263
286 Going to the Doctor 76 261
287 The Civil Rights Act 85 260
288 Compulsive Liars 117 260
289 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 260
290 Microplastics in Your Balls 142 260
291 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 259
292 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 258
293 Intrusive Thoughts 118 258
294 Cover Charges 86 257
295 Fake Libertarians 103 257
296 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 257
297 Taylor Swift 125 257
298 Space Tourists 5 255
299 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 255
300 Drip Pricing 88 255
301 Rickety Shit 104 255
302 Failing to Complete an Errand 129 254
303 Immigration 116 253
304 Unnecessary Safety Warnings 63 252
305 Subway Performers 88 252
306 Starving Artists 69 251
307 Not Enough Belts Bonus 23 251
308 Extreme Heat Events 45 250
309 Philistines 58 250
310 Making Decisions 91 250
311 Kink Personalities 79 249
312 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 249
313 The "u mad?" Game 73 248
314 Cockteasing 65 247
315 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 246
316 Home Repair 124 246
317 Ticketmaster 65 245
318 The Disappointment of AI Bonus 21 242
319 Chinese Apps Bonus 22 242
320 Nude Negotiators 32 241
321 Team Guys 146 241
322 Hustlers' Universities 122 240
323 Blacklists 140 240
324 The Minimum Wage 4 239
325 Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard 58 238
326 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 238
327 Bad Cell Service 141 238
328 Relying on Your Friends 87 237
329 People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane 64 236
330 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 236
331 "Objectively" 112 234
332 Fake Transparent PNGs 130 234
333 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 232
334 Foreign Lobbyists 139 232
335 No Masturbation in Prison Bonus 26 231
336 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 229
337 Hypocrisy 87 229
338 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 229
339 Apple Fanboys 127 229
340 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 227
341 Too Many Twinks Bonus 23 227
342 USB Cables 80 225
343 Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away Bonus 25 225
344 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 224
345 Thirst Traps 81 222
346 Finger Pain 10 220
347 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 220
348 Pedo Jacketing 62 220
349 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 220
350 My Bitch Realtor 89 220
351 Patting Yourself on the Back 132 220
352 Comics Shit Bonus 18 219
353 Craigslist Complainers 21 218
354 Ear Worms 29 218
355 Venue Cancellation 63 218
356 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 218
357 First Ladies 122 218
358 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 214
359 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 211
360 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 211
361 Tardy Drink Refills 92 210
362 Women Co-opting Slurs 145 210
363 Train Wrecks 78 209
364 Fake Death Threats 129 209
365 Roadside Death Shrines 36 207
366 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 204
367 Thoughts and Prayers 74 203
368 Women in Star Wars 89 202
369 Stupid Awards Shows 131 202
370 Seatbelt Alarms 27 201
371 Women Fighting in Movies 120 201
372 Tight Booths 119 200
373 Keemstar's Thin Skin 135 200
374 One Hour Meetings 143 200
375 May the 4th 88 199
376 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 198
377 "How Was School?" Bonus 25 198
378 Content Ratings Boards 138 197
379 Christmas Truthers Bonus 11 195
380 Activist Ice Cream 97 194
381 Vegan Donuts 131 194
382 High People Bonus 15 192
383 Suction Cups 43 191
384 Forced Christmas Memes Bonus 11 190
385 Fake Retirements 114 187
386 Activist CEOs 139 187
387 No Toilet Privacy Bonus 26 186
388 Side Hustles 32 185
389 Ghost Texts 102 185
390 The Parallel Economy 130 184
391 For Profit Prisons Bonus 26 184
392 Holiday Parties 69 182
393 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 182
394 Confirmation Bias 125 182
395 Source Snobs 96 181
396 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 180
397 The Alt-Tab Death Spiral 47 179
398 Tiny House Propaganda 117 179
399 Music Videos Disguised as Movies 61 178
400 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 177
401 Sensationalism 66 175
402 Demographic Dummies 81 174
403 Hoarding 134 174
404 Texas Legal Myths 107 173
405 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 173
406 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 173
407 Bad Candy Bonus 19 173
408 Bad Day Holidays 132 173
409 Forgetting Things When You Travel 142 173
410 Zoom Exhaustion 33 172
411 Seasonal Affective Disorder Bonus 11 172
412 Going to the Dentist 70 172
413 Occam's Razor 145 172
414 Intellectual Property Laws 40 171
415 Boob Truthers 109 171
416 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 170
417 Changed Passwords Not Saving 52 170
418 Conservative Porn 121 167
419 Going to Work While Sick 139 167
420 Incest Porn 32 166
421 Idea Guys 113 166
422 Buyer's Remorse 116 166
423 Blowing your Wad Early 115 165
424 Product Placement Movies 126 165
425 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 164
426 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 164
427 Fear of Self-Promotion 59 162
428 Women Working at Home Depot 149 162
429 Premature E-Trackulation 15 161
430 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 160
431 Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle 146 160
432 Burger Tribalism Bonus 10 158
433 Too Many Stop Signs 134 158
434 Stupid Food Trends 11 157
435 LARPing PUAs 26 157
436 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 157
437 Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts Bonus 23 157
438 Data Breaches 148 157
439 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 156
440 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 155
441 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 155
442 Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat 148 155
443 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 152
444 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 150
445 Backseat Googlers 41 149
446 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 149
447 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 149
448 Sponsored Hate 28 148
449 Refusal to Wear the Hijab 57 148
450 Paralysis of Choice 135 148
451 No Flying Cars 80 147
452 Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 55 146
453 Forgetting Someone's Name 148 146
454 Pity Party Poopers 49 145
455 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 144
456 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 142
457 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 140
458 The Chevron Deference 146 139
459 Money Shaming 144 137
460 Mandatory Evacuation Orders 58 136
461 No Respect for Engineers Bonus 24 136
462 Distracted Children 130 135
463 3D Technology 40 134
464 Celebrity Bands 55 133
465 Asexuality 34 132
466 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 131
467 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 130
468 Metaphor Hijacking 133 130
469 Franchise Crossovers 62 128
470 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 128
471 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 128
472 Going to the Vet 144 128
473 Drunk Eating 56 126
474 Enslaving Indie Directors 64 126
475 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 126
476 Anti-Woke Marketing 51 125
477 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 123
478 Talking to the Cops 148 121
479 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 120
480 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 120
481 Sports-a-phobia 59 119
482 Halftime Shows 78 119
483 Prison Rape Jokes Bonus 26 119
484 Fatwas 53 116
485 Rolling Blackouts 147 115
486 Mass Shootings 112 113
487 Smoking is Too Cool 27 111
488 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 111
489 Fake Food Freak-Outs 137 111
490 Pronoun Resistance 1 110
491 GameStop Stock Bonus 3 108
492 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 107
493 "One More Day" Bonus 16 107
494 Elmo 127 107
495 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 106
496 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 106
497 Bryan Singer 88 106
498 Battery Corrosion 94 106
499 Airplane Seats 95 106
500 "We Have McDonald's At Home" Bonus 25 106
501 Backseat Murderers 114 105
502 The Destruction of Alt Journalism 129 105
503 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 104
504 Prison Food Bonus 26 104
505 Phone Format Paste 105 102
506 The Biggest Problem TV Treatment Bonus 21 102
507 The Royal "We" 103 101
508 Culture War Criminals 106 101
509 Alexa Being Retarded 138 99
510 Not Getting Drugs on Halloween 61 98
511 Pro-Spider Propaganda 65 97
512 The US Postal Service 143 97
513 Spoiler Nazis 36 96
514 Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons 149 96
515 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 95
516 Not Enough Apolcaypse Bonus 24 95
517 Fake Straights 63 94
518 Crypto Karens 146 93
519 Conservative Comedy 140 92
520 Bright Lights in Prison Bonus 26 92
521 Trivial Cheating 96 90
522 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 90
523 "Would" 123 89
524 Online Naturalists 61 88
525 AI Evangelists 128 86
526 Getting Rid of Grease 38 84
527 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 84
528 Chinese Lady-Bots Bonus 22 84
529 Everything is a Mess Bonus 24 84
530 The Bud Light Boycott Bonus 21 83
531 Prison Abuse 128 83
532 Back in School Nightmares Bonus 9 81
533 Feral Hogs 147 81
534 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 79
535 The War in Gaza Bonus 21 79
536 Smug Doomsday Preppers Bonus 24 79
537 Bible Truthers 105 75
538 Authentic Chinese Food Bonus 22 74
539 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 73
540 Peladophobia 77 72
541 Posting Pictures of Steak Online 144 72
542 Missing McDonald's Breakfast Bonus 10 71
543 Satanic Panic 77 71
544 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 71
545 Masturbation Monitor Bonus 25 71
546 Rough Teeth 107 68
547 Community Detachment 80 67
548 Shared Universes Bonus 18 67
549 Son of Sam Laws Bonus 26 67
550 Free Market Haters 82 66
551 Magical Teenagers Bonus 23 63
552 Accidental Screen Shares 129 61
553 "no" Autocorrect 60 60
554 Friends and Family Discounts 135 60
555 Fake 2D Animation 38 58
556 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 58
557 Virtual Restaurant Brands 23 57
558 Star Wars Reviews Bonus 6 56
559 Kid Christmas Pageants 21 55
560 Game Stop 110 54
561 Vtubers 145 54
562 OCD Toasters 13 53
563 The War on Whiteface 56 53
564 Religion in Schools 137 53
565 Bluetooth 40 50
566 Shitty Slow Motion 16 49
567 Sobering Up Before You Pass Out 53 48
568 Nazis are Too Cool 85 47
569 Military Suicides 56 46
570 Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween Bonus 19 45
571 Mom Making You Take Stuff Home Bonus 25 43
572 Hippie Thanksgiving 66 42
573 Bullet Hiders Bonus 24 42
574 Not Enough Leftovers 116 39
575 Event Wristbands 45 37
576 Ewok Hate Bonus 6 35
577 Bodegas 46 33
578 Sober October 109 32
579 Not Biggest Problem Merch 108 30
580 Too Many Asians at Costco 123 30
581 The Sun Exploding 140 30
582 UFO Conspiracies 138 23
583 Missing a Game-Winning Shot 149 23
584 The Sex Offender Registry 126 19
585 Arizona Inflation 90 13
586 The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month 92 13
587 Sour Grapes 24 12
588 Flip Flops Breaking 30 12
589 Fortnite 98 8
590 Halloweenies 109 5
591 Holiday Decorations 62 3
592 Filet O'Fish Disrespecters 99 2
593 Politeness Words 23 -3
594 VR Chat 51 -8
595 Social Media Disinformation 115 -8
596 Soap Ejaculate 135 -8
597 The Chinese Death Penalty Bonus 22 -11
598 Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day 82 -12
599 Multiverse Haters Bonus 18 -13
600 Death of the Toy Industry Bonus 20 -14
601 Dubs 139 -17
602 Macho Weathermen 11 -18
603 Max Gibson Bonus 5 -21
604 Nextdoor Apps 117 -23
605 Forgetting to Hit Record 141 -26
606 Boring Sports Uniforms 57 -30
607 Jersey Burning 63 -32
608 Pun Halloween Costumes Bonus 19 -33
609 Algorithm Generated Merchandise 51 -36
610 Work Holiday Parties 118 -36
611 Slow Cancer 65 -37
612 Bad Blood 67 -37
613 Buying Exercise Equipment 144 -37
614 People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel 112 -38
615 People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff 133 -39
616 Shit in Your Drink 140 -39
617 Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You 146 -41
618 Seatbelt Laws 85 -42
619 Counting Dead Kids 110 -42
620 Missing the Return Date on Gifts Bonus 11 -44
621 The Chinese Zodiac Bonus 22 -45
622 Vladimir Putin 30 -46
623 Transphobia 83 -46
624 Blockbuster Nostalgia 69 -47
625 Mugshot Envy 103 -48
626 Donkey Jelly 141 -48
627 Abandoning American Citizens Abroad 123 -49
628 Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia Bonus 21 -52
629 Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes 149 -52
630 Occupational Stereotypes 50 -55
631 Watching a Man Drown 104 -55
632 Hour-Long TV Shows 122 -61
633 Legalizing Weed Bonus 15 -62
634 Very Special Episodes 91 -62
635 Branded Buttons 23 -63
636 Secession Fantasies Bonus 18 -63
637 Cripp Daddy Dying Bonus 21 -63
638 Crack 28 -70
639 Anti-Woke Politicians Bonus 12 -70
640 Buffet Anxiety 134 -72
641 Mass Shooter Lotto 84 -76
642 Unqualified Applicants 114 -79
643 AI Psychology Podcasts 75 -80
644 Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant 111 -84
645 Derivative Dummies 124 -84
646 Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller 147 -84
647 American Privilege 118 -86
648 Assisted Suicide Haters 128 -86
649 Horny Logic 143 -88
650 Local Businesses 29 -90
651 Costume Culture Complainers Complainers Bonus 19 -93
652 Too Long of Media 24 -97
653 Black Israelites 63 -98
654 Chinese Housing Crisis Bonus 22 -99
655 Discontinued Food Fakeouts 50 -100
656 "The Bonus Hole" 106 -100
657 Not Enough McNugget Buddies Bonus 19 -105
658 Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers Bonus 24 -105
659 Homophobia Bonus 7 -106
660 Fake Fly-Open Shorts 98 -106
661 Pissphobes 84 -108
662 Gamers 100 -108
663 $1,000 Posters 87 -109
664 Parental Wisdom 93 -110
665 Black History Month is Disorganized Bonus 13 -111
666 Bad Snaps 125 -112
667 NFT Haters 95 -113
668 Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8 Bonus 23 -113
669 The National Anthem Bonus 8 -115
670 The Barbie Movie 101 -115
671 National Parks 132 -115
672 No Fat Chicks in Prison Bonus 26 -119
673 Too Much Bruce Wayne Bonus 5 -121
674 The Invasion of Ukraine Bonus 12 -122
675 Block Babies 102 -123
676 Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous 130 -124
677 Different Races Bonus 4 -130
678 Private Wi-Fis 126 -133
679 Nostalgia 64 111 -138
680 The Ocean Bonus 17 -139
681 Fan Entitlement 70 -142
682 The Black/White Test Score Gap 96 -144
683 Games Inside of Games Bonus 23 -146
684 Home Alone 2 Bonus 20 -147
685 Silverware Scraping on Plates 97 -150
686 The Clone High Reboot Sucked Bonus 21 -151
687 Semaglutide / Ozempic 92 -157
688 Santa Purists Bonus 20 -159
689 Public Urination Laws 14 -164
690 Fast Food Face Grease 124 -176
691 Being Afraid to Show Sympathy 102 -177
692 Fake-Out Sprite Bonus 10 -180
693 Surrogacy Haters 119 -188
694 Mariah Carey Haters Bonus 11 -189
695 Google Doodle Dummies 86 -191
696 Kink Shaming 35 -193
697 The Production Quality of Amateur Porn 100 -196
698 No Black Toads Bonus 14 -197
699 Mario 2 Bonus 14 -204
700 Shoulder Nipples 71 -205
701 The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier Bonus 23 -205
702 Fingernail Piles 121 -218
703 Canon Cops 43 -224
704 Not Supporting Black Businesses 48 -241
705 Italian Face Bonus 14 -246
706 False False Flags 72 -250
707 Too Many Hitler Movies 99 -255
708 Jewish Conspiracies 101 -264
709 Disability Discrimination 35 -271
710 Email 60 -279
711 Fear of Drag Bonus 7 -280
712 The American Flag Bonus 8 -282
713 Not Enough Seanies 39 -290
714 Night Pooping 94 -308
715 Seed Oil Disrespecters 37 -326
716 Ratchet Straps 54 -327
717 Futurama Fans 31 -356
718 Overworked Manga Artists 131 -356
719 Evolution 48 -357
720 The Movie Theater Experience 22 -361
721 The Twins Losing Bonus 8 -364
722 Anti-Semitism 60 -387
723 Baby Lovers 136 -397
724 Cum 71 -424
725 Hitler 68 -467
726 French Fries Bonus 10 -675
727 "You Voted For This" 25 -801
728 The Capital Riots Bonus 3 -930
729 Fear of a Black Elf 29 -945
730 Puppets 7 -1191
731 Presidential Gas Gripers 6 -1258
732 COVID Deniers 5 -1841