The Problems This Week Women Being "Based" 104 Downward Mobility 100 Accent Intelligence Bias 60 False Piss Driblets 29 Latest Bonus Episode Gaslighting About Inflation 145 The Vito Wars 82 The Fat Lady at the Olympics 69 The Costco Guys 52 OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer 44 The Decline in Youth Vapint -31 Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas -36 All TimeRank Problem Episode Votes + - 1 Woke Marketing 1 4241 2 Fat Brain 2 3782 3 Chinese Aporogies 3 3283 4 Too Much Pride 4 2510 5 "Disinformation" 3 2189 6 The N-Word Defense 5 2040 7 Late Rape 10 1996 8 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 1944 9 Tattle Tales 10 1830 10 Seth Rogen 19 1742 11 The War on Blackface 2 1667 12 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1631 13 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 1562 14 Scientism 7 1505 15 Millionaire Socialists 8 1360 16 Payment Processors 8 1350 17 Child Advocates 4 1253 18 Nuclear-phobia 14 1187 19 Women Running Education Bonus 9 1180 20 Deinstitutionalization 6 1099 21 The IRS 52 1090 22 Inflation 24 1063 23 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 1037 24 Fake News 13 968 25 Pedophiles 29 960 26 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 929 27 YouTube Role Models 5 913 28 Goth Erasure 8 887 29 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 864 30 Prison Rape 7 858 31 Forced Diversity in Film 24 851 32 Diversity Extortion Mafias 131 816 33 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 813 34 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 806 35 Kangaroo Courts 51 802 36 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 798 37 Trans Athletes 10 795 38 Edgy Reboots 3 791 39 The Cowardice of Women 26 778 40 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 762 41 Getting Your Order Wrong Bonus 10 745 42 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 744 43 No-Knock Raids 28 741 44 Regret 4 726 45 Charger Not Included 15 723 46 No Hot Girls in Your Class Bonus 9 701 47 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 696 48 Social Malware 14 691 49 Installing Console Games 12 688 50 The War on Anonymity 68 687 51 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 687 52 Political Scientists 26 685 53 The Homeless 80 669 54 Holocaust Metaphors 9 655 55 Womansplaining 53 652 56 Conservatives 67 652 57 Circumcision Apologists 59 648 58 Women's Tears 37 643 59 Going Back to Work 22 636 60 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 631 61 Family Court 16 623 62 Testicular Torsion 19 619 63 School Starts Too Early Bonus 9 616 64 Comply Guys 52 611 65 Gun Control 15 603 66 Lack of Bidets 2 602 67 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 596 68 Rent is Too Damn High 48 583 69 Sustainability 11 581 70 Waiting Bonus 1 577 71 The Death of the Dollar Menu Bonus 10 569 72 Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything" 136 565 73 Swatting 48 559 74 Eldercare 25 556 75 Pussy Cops 42 555 76 Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging 136 552 77 Civil Forfeiture 20 548 78 Media Consolidation 36 547 79 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 542 80 Parking Idlers 42 538 81 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 533 82 Empty Parking Lots 111 532 83 Political Canonizations 17 526 84 "Buy the Dip" 1 524 85 Short Attention Spans 86 522 86 Fake Neurodivergence 40 517 87 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 516 88 Silencing the User 16 515 89 Corporate Bootlicking 60 514 90 Boycotts of the Week 35 512 91 Nuclear War 30 511 92 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 510 93 The National Debt 27 508 94 Indoctrinating Children 33 504 95 Bad Jannies 26 503 96 Animal Abuse 50 499 97 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 497 98 The De-Sexification of Media 71 492 99 Social Media 55 490 100 Live Action Anime 19 489 101 Sleep Deprivation 32 487 102 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 484 103 Student Debt Repayment 54 482 104 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 480 105 Two-Factor Authentication 6 478 106 Plea Deals 105 476 107 Big Leaguing 121 476 108 Master Erasure 12 472 109 Inventing Black Inventors 27 470 110 Silver Alerts 6 464 111 Woke Unions 16 457 112 Manliness Gurus 71 456 113 Women Always Having to Win Arguments 142 454 114 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 448 115 George Soros District Attorneys 94 447 116 Cash Bail 18 446 117 Theater Kids 56 442 118 Columbus Hate 12 441 119 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 437 120 No More Comedies 37 436 121 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 432 122 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 432 123 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 431 124 Picky Parkers 7 429 125 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 429 126 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 428 127 Overly Courteous Drivers 50 426 128 Female Comedy Writers 54 425 129 Deadname Drama 53 424 130 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 424 131 Common Core Math 127 422 132 Broken Bones 25 421 133 Blindness 22 420 134 Onmibus Spending Bills 70 420 135 Game Journalists 50 419 136 Funko Pops 18 419 137 Wrongful Convictions 136 418 138 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 417 139 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 417 140 Speed Traps 133 417 141 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 415 142 Wellness Checks 58 414 143 Cash Register Solicitations 39 414 144 Democracy Bonus 2 413 145 Shorter Attention Spans 57 411 146 Charity Fraud 96 411 147 Throwing Your Back Out 128 408 148 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 406 149 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 405 150 Bread Tacos 31 404 151 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 404 152 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 402 153 Robocallers 125 401 154 Child Support 61 399 155 DEI 122 397 156 Vito's Twitter Account 23 396 157 The War on Drugs 142 394 158 Loud Music at Bars 83 394 159 Hate Hoaxes 43 394 160 Whiny Waiters 83 393 161 Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru Bonus 10 389 162 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 388 163 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 386 164 The SEC 99 385 165 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 385 166 Food Going Bad 93 383 167 Mobile-Only Websites 52 381 168 "Love Bombing" 34 380 169 Live Service Video Games 123 380 170 Uninformed Voters 76 379 171 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 374 172 Unrealistic Expectations 42 373 173 Appealing to the Chinese Market Bonus 22 373 174 Wil Wheaton 127 373 175 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 371 176 Easy Mode Activists 33 370 177 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 368 178 Stock Market Morons 86 364 179 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 362 180 SSRIs 49 361 181 The Gas Stove Ban 73 360 182 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 357 183 Guys Getting in Fights Over Women 137 356 184 Artificial Scarcity 94 356 185 Simulation Theory 9 355 186 Bad Neighbors 110 354 187 e-Whores 72 353 188 Amber Heard Supporters 44 353 189 Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally 156 352 190 Reparation Retardation 82 351 191 Generation of Sexless Idiots 132 351 192 Keyboard Warriors 31 350 193 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 349 194 Laws That Make You Lie 34 349 195 Autism 64 348 196 Nocturia 94 346 197 Freemium Software 127 345 198 Cops Transferring Departments 126 345 199 The Anchoring Effect 79 344 200 Elon Musk 67 343 201 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 343 202 Mosquitos 109 339 203 Toxic Positivity 95 337 204 Adam Sessler 73 336 205 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 335 206 Freeway Protesters 46 331 207 Compelled Speech 83 331 208 Influencer Culture 45 330 209 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 327 210 Women Working at Home Depot 149 327 211 No Masturbation in Prison Bonus 26 326 212 Famine 47 326 213 Chips Breaking in the Dip 128 324 214 Snail-in Voting 92 324 215 Losing Shit 91 323 216 Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area 168 322 217 Big Government 102 322 218 Finding the Edge on Packing Tape 62 318 219 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 317 220 People Taking Too Long On Their Turn Bonus 27 316 221 Long Lost Lectures 13 316 222 The Female Dating Strategy Podcast 68 316 223 Non-Drivers 100 315 224 Credit Card Interest Rates 157 315 225 Women's Stories 138 315 226 The Emperor's New Burn 38 315 227 Mothers Against Drunk Driving Bonus 25 314 228 Tech Switcheroos 77 313 229 "No" Erasure 147 313 230 Getting Band-Aids Wet 57 309 231 Shitty Shippers 105 309 232 Armchair Mechanics 15 309 233 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 309 234 Suicide Baiting 120 308 235 Creepy Targeted Ads 54 308 236 Contouring 79 308 237 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 307 238 The Olympics 28 306 239 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 306 240 Swastika Scaries 70 306 241 Travel Insurance 25 305 242 Time Vampires 137 304 243 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 304 244 Women's Dating Advice 104 304 245 People Who Don't Get Out of the Way 160 303 246 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 302 247 Girl Bosses 143 302 248 Badly Timed Traffic Lights 66 300 249 Female Gamers 141 300 250 Stan Culture 119 300 251 The Five-Day Work Week 103 300 252 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 298 253 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 297 254 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 297 255 Tinnitus 114 296 256 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 296 257 In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move 129 294 258 Parasocial Relationships 90 294 259 Tip Jar Takeover 75 294 260 Great Government Firewalls 84 293 261 Too Many Licenses 46 293 262 The UK Government 106 293 263 Missed Opportunities 77 293 264 Single Mothers Bonus 25 292 265 Corporate Sponsored Memes 134 291 266 Epstein Blue Balls 47 291 267 Stranger Danger 111 290 268 Initiating the Conversation 21 287 269 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 287 270 Billionaire Bootlickers 69 285 271 Unlisted Prices 120 284 272 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 283 273 Getting Sick During Time Off 66 282 274 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 281 275 Domain Squatters 17 281 276 Minimum Wageslaves 49 281 277 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 280 278 Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse 133 279 279 Post Purchase Surveys 81 278 280 Height Discrimination 47 278 281 Living in the Ghetto 36 278 282 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 277 283 Effective Altruism 64 277 284 Communism 153 276 285 Awareness 98 276 286 Pimples on Your Nose 110 275 287 Ignoring Driving Signals 124 275 288 Microplastics in Your Balls 142 275 289 Chump Syndrome 118 274 290 Drug Dummies 97 271 291 Team Guys 146 271 292 Land Acknowledgements 89 270 293 Fear of Negotiating 74 269 294 Compulsive Liars 117 268 295 The Civil Rights Act 85 268 296 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 268 297 Taylor Swift 125 267 298 Intrusive Thoughts 118 266 299 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 266 300 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 265 301 Fake Libertarians 103 265 302 Failing to Complete an Errand 129 264 303 Graduation Speeches 93 264 304 Going to the Doctor 76 263 305 Rickety Shit 104 263 306 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 263 307 Immigration 116 261 308 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 261 309 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 259 310 Cover Charges 86 259 311 Lag 153 259 312 Subsidizing Demand 154 259 313 Drip Pricing 88 259 314 Not Enough Belts Bonus 23 256 315 Home Repair 124 256 316 Fool's Tits 152 255 317 Space Tourists 5 255 318 Unnecessary Safety Warnings 63 255 319 Kink Personalities 79 254 320 Extreme Heat Events 45 254 321 Philistines 58 254 322 Starving Artists 69 254 323 Subway Performers 88 254 324 Making Decisions 91 254 325 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 254 326 Guys Who Can't Drive 165 253 327 Long Goodbyes Bonus 28 252 328 The "u mad?" Game 73 252 329 The Disappointment of AI Bonus 21 251 330 Ticketmaster 65 251 331 Cockteasing 65 249 332 Blacklists 140 249 333 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 249 334 Hustlers' Universities 122 249 335 Chinese Apps Bonus 22 248 336 For Profit Prisons Bonus 26 247 337 Candidates Pretending to be Human Bonus 29 246 338 Nude Negotiators 32 246 339 Bad Cell Service 141 245 340 Foreign Lobbyists 139 245 341 Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard 58 244 342 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 242 343 People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane 64 242 344 The Minimum Wage 4 242 345 Finger Pain 10 242 346 Fake Transparent PNGs 130 241 347 Relying on Your Friends 87 241 348 "Objectively" 112 240 349 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 239 350 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 238 351 Apple Fanboys 127 237 352 Hypocrisy 87 236 353 Too Many Twinks Bonus 23 235 354 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 235 355 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 234 356 Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away Bonus 25 234 357 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 233 358 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 233 359 Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal 166 232 360 Mandatory Milk 152 230 361 No Toilet Privacy Bonus 26 230 362 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 229 363 Thirst Traps 81 228 364 Patting Yourself on the Back 132 227 365 USB Cables 80 227 366 "Right of Way" Disrespecters 170 224 367 First Ladies 122 224 368 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 224 369 My Bitch Realtor 89 223 370 Comics Shit Bonus 18 223 371 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 223 372 Pedo Jacketing 62 222 373 Venue Cancellation 63 221 374 Ear Worms 29 221 375 Women Co-opting Slurs 145 221 376 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 220 377 Craigslist Complainers 21 219 378 Fake Death Threats 129 217 379 "He Didn't Do Nothing 158 216 380 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 216 381 Tardy Drink Refills 92 216 382 Sticky Electronics 166 215 383 Locking Yourself Out 152 214 384 "Aw Hell Nah." 155 214 385 Bad Shopping Carts 156 213 386 Train Wrecks 78 213 387 Oakland, CA 150 212 388 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 212 389 Roadside Death Shrines 36 211 390 Women Fighting in Movies 120 209 391 Women in Star Wars 89 209 392 Stupid Awards Shows 131 209 393 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 209 394 Keemstar's Thin Skin 135 208 395 One Hour Meetings 143 208 396 Thoughts and Prayers 74 205 397 "How Was School?" Bonus 25 204 398 How Much Money is Spent on Elections Bonus 29 204 399 The Abuse of "Abuse" 162 204 400 May the 4th 88 203 401 Seatbelt Alarms 27 203 402 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 202 403 Tight Booths 119 202 404 Content Ratings Boards 138 201 405 High People Bonus 15 201 406 Activist Ice Cream 97 200 407 Vegan Donuts 131 200 408 Shoulder Pain 159 198 409 Unnecessary Censorship 171 198 410 Health Insurance Claim Denials 167 197 411 Christmas Truthers Bonus 11 197 412 Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat 148 197 413 Lack of Fictional Bigots 161 197 414 Sore Losers 163 196 415 Data Breaches 148 196 416 Activist CEOs 139 196 417 Suction Cups 43 195 418 Cops Doing You a Favor 168 194 419 Cute Shit 164 193 420 Fake Retirements 114 192 421 Forced Christmas Memes Bonus 11 191 422 Snitches 155 191 423 Empty Retail Spaces 166 190 424 Ghost Texts 102 189 425 Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons 149 189 426 The Parallel Economy 130 188 427 Confirmation Bias 125 188 428 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 188 429 Source Snobs 96 186 430 Side Hustles 32 183 431 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 182 432 Holiday Parties 69 182 433 Tiny House Propaganda 117 182 434 Hoarding 134 181 435 Rats 159 181 436 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 180 437 Rental Car Insurance 154 180 438 Losing Your Tools 154 180 439 Sensationalism 66 180 440 Music Videos Disguised as Movies 61 180 441 Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle 146 178 442 Going to Work While Sick 139 178 443 Cults 150 178 444 Texas Legal Myths 107 178 445 Boob Truthers 109 178 446 Forgetting Things When You Travel 142 178 447 The Alt-Tab Death Spiral 47 178 448 The Haka 164 178 449 Intellectual Property Laws 40 177 450 Bad Day Holidays 132 176 451 Ending Fake-Outs Bonus 28 176 452 Touchy Teachers 169 176 453 Forgetting Someone's Name 148 176 454 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 176 455 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 176 456 Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door 160 175 457 Bad Candy Bonus 19 175 458 Breast Cancer Charity Scams 169 175 459 Going to the Dentist 70 174 460 Changed Passwords Not Saving 52 174 461 Demographic Dummies 81 174 462 Product Placement Movies 126 173 463 Seasonal Affective Disorder Bonus 11 173 464 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 172 465 Idea Guys 113 172 466 Zoom Exhaustion 33 172 467 Occam's Razor 145 172 468 Incest Porn 32 170 469 Blowing your Wad Early 115 169 470 Conservative Porn 121 169 471 Buyer's Remorse 116 169 472 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 168 473 Too Many Stop Signs 134 167 474 Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill Bonus 30 167 475 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 166 476 Figuring Out When to Leave Events Bonus 28 165 477 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 164 478 Premature E-Trackulation 15 163 479 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 161 480 Fear of Self-Promotion 59 160 481 Burger Tribalism Bonus 10 160 482 Talking to the Cops 148 159 483 Women Talking like Babies 162 159 484 LARPing PUAs 26 158 485 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 158 486 Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts Bonus 23 158 487 Stupid Food Trends 11 157 488 People Not Changing 172 157 489 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 156 490 Election Spam 161 156 491 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 156 492 Pets Stepping on Your Balls 167 154 493 Paralysis of Choice 135 154 494 Backseat Googlers 41 154 495 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 153 496 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 153 497 Refusal to Wear the Hijab 57 153 498 Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 55 152 499 Fake Fans 163 152 500 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 152 501 Sponsored Hate 28 151 502 Zipper Disrespecters 170 149 503 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 149 504 No Flying Cars 80 148 505 The Chevron Deference 146 147 506 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 147 507 Gaslighting About Inflation Bonus 31 145 508 You Don't Get Anything For Voting Bonus 29 145 509 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 145 510 The Voting Rights Act of 1965 Bonus 29 144 511 Prison Rape Jokes Bonus 26 143 512 Power Outages 172 143 513 Pity Party Poopers 49 143 514 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 143 515 Money Shaming 144 142 516 No Respect for Engineers Bonus 24 140 517 Arson Denial 172 138 518 People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs 156 138 519 Distracted Children 130 138 520 Early Winter Darkness Bonus 30 138 521 Mandatory Evacuation Orders 58 137 522 Going to the Vet 144 136 523 The Boy Who Cried AI 158 136 524 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 136 525 3D Technology 40 136 526 Celebrity Bands 55 135 527 Hurricanes 158 134 528 Metaphor Hijacking 133 134 529 Guys Who Break Up a Fight 163 133 530 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 132 531 The War on Jocks 170 132 532 Asexuality 34 132 533 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 131 534 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 131 535 Franchise Crossovers 62 129 536 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 129 537 Anti-Woke Marketing 51 129 538 Drunk Eating 56 128 539 Anti DIY-ers 150 127 540 Influencer Slop 157 126 541 Enslaving Indie Directors 64 126 542 Man Face 161 125 543 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 124 544 Rolling Blackouts 147 123 545 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 122 546 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 121 547 Bad Pillows 162 121 548 Sports-a-phobia 59 120 549 Halftime Shows 78 119 550 Mass Shootings 112 117 551 Bright Lights in Prison Bonus 26 117 552 Fatwas 53 116 553 Prison Food Bonus 26 116 554 TV Episodes Without the Main Character 151 116 555 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 114 556 Smoking is Too Cool 27 113 557 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 113 558 The Royal "We" 103 112 559 Fake Food Freak-Outs 137 112 560 Airplane Seats 95 111 561 Pronoun Resistance 1 111 562 Electoral College Deniers 161 111 563 Battery Corrosion 94 110 564 The Destruction of Alt Journalism 129 110 565 "We Have McDonald's At Home" Bonus 25 109 566 Backseat Murderers 114 109 567 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 107 568 Phone Format Paste 105 106 569 Elmo 127 106 570 Bryan Singer 88 106 571 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 106 572 GameStop Stock Bonus 3 105 573 "One More Day" Bonus 16 105 574 Crypto Karens 146 105 575 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 104 576 Culture War Criminals 106 104 577 Women Being "Based" 173 104 578 The Biggest Problem TV Treatment Bonus 21 103 579 Alexa Being Retarded 138 103 580 People Who Steal Your Stories 150 102 581 Pre-Checked Boxes 162 102 582 Spoiler Nazis 36 101 583 Not Getting Drugs on Halloween 61 101 584 Downward Mobility 173 100 585 Conservative Comedy 140 100 586 Not Enough Apolcaypse Bonus 24 100 587 The US Postal Service 143 99 588 Fake Video Game Endings Bonus 28 99 589 Pro-Spider Propaganda 65 97 590 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 96 591 AI Evangelists 128 95 592 Fake Straights 63 95 593 "Would" 123 94 594 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 93 595 Trivial Cheating 96 93 596 Everything is a Mess Bonus 24 91 597 It's Hard To Tell 160 90 598 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 90 599 Turn the AC "Up" 157 90 600 Prison Abuse 128 88 601 Feral Hogs 147 88 602 Online Naturalists 61 87 603 Chinese Lady-Bots Bonus 22 87 604 Back in School Nightmares Bonus 9 85 605 Getting Rid of Grease 38 84 606 The War in Gaza Bonus 21 84 607 Masturbation Monitor Bonus 25 82 608 The Meme of Einstein 171 82 609 Smug Doomsday Preppers Bonus 24 82 610 The Vito Wars Bonus 31 82 611 The Bud Light Boycott Bonus 21 80 612 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 79 613 Son of Sam Laws Bonus 26 78 614 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 77 615 Missing McDonald's Breakfast Bonus 10 77 616 Slowpoke Motorcycles 163 76 617 Bob Dylan Worshippers 170 74 618 It's Too Hot Insider During Winter Bonus 30 73 619 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 72 620 Scuffed Up Rares Bonus 27 72 621 Authentic Chinese Food Bonus 22 72 622 Free Market Haters 82 71 623 Peladophobia 77 71 624 Bible Truthers 105 71 625 Posting Pictures of Steak Online 144 70 626 The Fat Lady at the Olympics Bonus 31 69 627 Rough Teeth 107 69 628 Satanic Panic 77 68 629 Community Detachment 80 68 630 Accidental Screen Shares 129 67 631 Shared Universes Bonus 18 66 632 Magical Teenagers Bonus 23 64 633 Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks) 165 63 634 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 63 635 "no" Autocorrect 60 62 636 Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes 167 61 637 Accent Intelligence Bias 173 60 638 Virtual Restaurant Brands 23 60 639 Fake 2D Animation 38 59 640 Friends and Family Discounts 135 59 641 Game Stop 110 58 642 Religion in Schools 137 57 643 Star Wars Reviews Bonus 6 56 644 Kid Christmas Pageants 21 55 645 Ambiguous Endings Bonus 28 55 646 Vtubers 145 54 647 The War on Whiteface 56 54 648 Bluetooth 40 52 649 OCD Toasters 13 52 650 The Costco Guys Bonus 31 52 651 Shitty Slow Motion 16 51 652 Sobering Up Before You Pass Out 53 48 653 Nazis are Too Cool 85 48 654 Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween Bonus 19 47 655 Your Bro Getting a New Ho 171 46 656 OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer Bonus 31 44 657 Military Suicides 56 44 658 Shuffling Expensive Cards Bonus 27 44 659 Bullet Hiders Bonus 24 43 660 Mom Making You Take Stuff Home Bonus 25 43 661 The War on Doxing 169 43 662 Leaving the Oven On 171 43 663 Hippie Thanksgiving 66 41 664 Not Enough Leftovers 116 41 665 Event Wristbands 45 40 666 The Death of the Shopping Mall 155 39 667 Frozen Bonus 30 36 668 Ewok Hate Bonus 6 36 669 Not Biggest Problem Merch 108 36 670 Sober October 109 33 671 Too Many Asians at Costco 123 33 672 The End of the Civil War Bonus 28 32 673 Bodegas 46 32 674 False Piss Driblets 173 29 675 The Sun Exploding 140 22 676 Missing a Game-Winning Shot 149 20 677 The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month 92 20 678 Flip Flops Breaking 30 19 679 Too Many Jedi 151 19 680 UFO Conspiracies 138 18 681 Sour Grapes 24 16 682 The Sex Offender Registry 126 15 683 Arizona Inflation 90 12 684 Fortnite 98 11 685 Winter Wonderlands Bonus 30 2 686 Halloweenies 109 1 687 Holiday Decorations 62 0 688 Filet O'Fish Disrespecters 99 -3 689 Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People 168 -3 690 Social Media Disinformation 115 -4 691 Soap Ejaculate 135 -4 692 Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day 82 -5 693 Politeness Words 23 -5 694 Death of the Toy Industry Bonus 20 -8 695 Not Enough Slap Jack Bonus 27 -10 696 VR Chat 51 -13 697 Surprises 169 -13 698 The Chinese Death Penalty Bonus 22 -14 699 Multiverse Haters Bonus 18 -14 700 Disaster Tourism 172 -15 701 Macho Weathermen 11 -16 702 Max Gibson Bonus 5 -19 703 Dubs 139 -20 704 Nextdoor Apps 117 -22 705 Disaster Blue Balls 160 -22 706 MetaZoo Bonus 27 -23 707 Forgetting to Hit Record 141 -24 708 Boring Sports Uniforms 57 -26 709 Buying Exercise Equipment 144 -31 710 The Decline in Youth Vapint Bonus 31 -31 711 Work Holiday Parties 118 -33 712 Jersey Burning 63 -34 713 Algorithm Generated Merchandise 51 -34 714 People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff 133 -35 715 Pun Halloween Costumes Bonus 19 -36 716 Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas Bonus 31 -36 717 Slow Cancer 65 -37 718 Bad Hecklers 151 -37 719 Shorts That Have a Liner 152 -37 720 Bad Blood 67 -38 721 Getting Passed Over For a Promotion 167 -39 722 Seatbelt Laws 85 -40 723 Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You 146 -41 724 People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel 112 -41 725 Shit in Your Drink 140 -42 726 Counting Dead Kids 110 -42 727 Vladimir Putin 30 -44 728 Missing the Return Date on Gifts Bonus 11 -44 729 The Chinese Zodiac Bonus 22 -45 730 Donkey Jelly 141 -47 731 Mugshot Envy 103 -47 732 Blockbuster Nostalgia 69 -48 733 Abandoning American Citizens Abroad 123 -50 734 Transphobia 83 -51 735 The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth 164 -53 736 Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia Bonus 21 -54 737 Occupational Stereotypes 50 -55 738 Watching a Man Drown 104 -56 739 Wifejak 166 -58 740 Very Special Episodes 91 -60 741 Branded Buttons 23 -61 742 Hour-Long TV Shows 122 -63 743 The Japanese Advantage Bonus 27 -63 744 Cripp Daddy Dying Bonus 21 -65 745 Crack 28 -66 746 Secession Fantasies Bonus 18 -66 747 Legalizing Weed Bonus 15 -67 748 Complaining About Free Media 159 -69 749 Buffet Anxiety 134 -69 750 Not Throwing Away Commons Bonus 27 -70 751 Anti-Woke Politicians Bonus 12 -71 752 Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes Bonus 30 -72 753 Realizing You Were The Bully in High School 164 -72 754 Medical Marijuana 153 -73 755 Plushies 168 -77 756 Mass Shooter Lotto 84 -78 757 AI Psychology Podcasts 75 -79 758 Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller 147 -80 759 Unqualified Applicants 114 -80 760 Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant 111 -82 761 Derivative Dummies 124 -83 762 Bean Bag Chairs 155 -83 763 Horny Logic 143 -86 764 No Adult Heelys 170 -88 765 No Cool IP Crossovers Bonus 27 -90 766 American Privilege 118 -91 767 Assisted Suicide Haters 128 -91 768 Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes 149 -95 769 Local Businesses 29 -96 770 Discontinued Food Fakeouts 50 -96 771 Getting Rid of a Body 157 -96 772 Costume Culture Complainers Complainers Bonus 19 -97 773 Too Long of Media 24 -98 774 Black Israelites 63 -102 775 "The Bonus Hole" 106 -103 776 Homophobia Bonus 7 -104 777 Chinese Housing Crisis Bonus 22 -107 778 Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers Bonus 24 -107 779 Fake Fly-Open Shorts 98 -108 780 $1,000 Posters 87 -109 781 Gamers 100 -109 782 Pissphobes 84 -110 783 Shoelaces 158 -110 784 Not Enough McNugget Buddies Bonus 19 -110 785 Body Shaming 151 -110 786 Black History Month is Disorganized Bonus 13 -111 787 Parental Wisdom 93 -112 788 NFT Haters 95 -114 789 The National Anthem Bonus 8 -114 790 The Barbie Movie 101 -116 791 Vice Presidential Debates 159 -116 792 Bad Snaps 125 -117 793 Robin Williams Death Posting 153 -117 794 Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8 Bonus 23 -117 795 Cave Explorers 154 -118 796 The Invasion of Ukraine Bonus 12 -118 797 National Parks 132 -121 798 The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden Bonus 28 -121 799 Too Much Bruce Wayne Bonus 5 -123 800 Block Babies 102 -125 801 Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous 130 -127 802 Different Races Bonus 4 -129 803 No Fat Chicks in Prison Bonus 26 -140 804 Nostalgia 64 111 -142 805 Fan Entitlement 70 -142 806 Private Wi-Fis 126 -142 807 The Ocean Bonus 17 -145 808 Silverware Scraping on Plates 97 -146 809 Games Inside of Games Bonus 23 -148 810 The Black/White Test Score Gap 96 -150 811 Home Alone 2 Bonus 20 -150 812 Semaglutide / Ozempic 92 -153 813 Lingering Holidays 156 -156 814 The Clone High Reboot Sucked Bonus 21 -157 815 Santa Purists Bonus 20 -159 816 Public Urination Laws 14 -171 817 Fast Food Face Grease 124 -176 818 Being Afraid to Show Sympathy 102 -177 819 Fake-Out Sprite Bonus 10 -179 820 Kink Shaming 35 -193 821 Mariah Carey Haters Bonus 11 -194 822 Google Doodle Dummies 86 -196 823 Surrogacy Haters 119 -197 824 The Production Quality of Amateur Porn 100 -199 825 No Black Toads Bonus 14 -201 826 Mario 2 Bonus 14 -202 827 Shoulder Nipples 71 -205 828 The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier Bonus 23 -215 829 Canon Cops 43 -223 830 Fingernail Piles 121 -224 831 Italian Face Bonus 14 -247 832 False False Flags 72 -251 833 Not Supporting Black Businesses 48 -252 834 Too Many Hitler Movies 99 -260 835 Disability Discrimination 35 -277 836 Jewish Conspiracies 101 -277 837 Fear of Drag Bonus 7 -285 838 Email 60 -285 839 The American Flag Bonus 8 -286 840 Not Enough Seanies 39 -292 841 Digital Piracy 165 -308 842 Night Pooping 94 -311 843 Ratchet Straps 54 -328 844 Seed Oil Disrespecters 37 -330 845 Overworked Manga Artists 131 -358 846 Futurama Fans 31 -359 847 The Movie Theater Experience 22 -361 848 Evolution 48 -365 849 The Twins Losing Bonus 8 -368 850 Anti-Semitism 60 -398 851 Baby Lovers 136 -399 852 Cum 71 -441 853 Hitler 68 -477 854 French Fries Bonus 10 -685 855 "You Voted For This" 25 -809 856 The Capital Riots Bonus 3 -944 857 Fear of a Black Elf 29 -958 858 Puppets 7 -1204 859 Presidential Gas Gripers 6 -1280 860 COVID Deniers 5 -1874
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