The Problems

This Week

Whiny Waiters	138
Loud Music at Bars	131
Compelled Speech	117
Transphobia	-2

Latest Bonus Episode

Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	170
Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	103
Coins Don't Matter	90
No Black Toads	-82
Mario 2	-92
Italian Face	-126

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	3474
2	Chinese Aporogies	3	2821
3	Fat Brain	2	2792
4	Too Much Pride	4	2006
5	"Disinformation"	3	1843
6	The N-Word Defense	5	1600
7	Tattle Tales	10	1549
8	Late Rape	10	1543
9	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	1511
10	The War on Blackface	2	1395
11	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1339
12	Seth Rogen	19	1293
13	Scientism	7	1284
14	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1153
15	Payment Processors	8	1114
16	Child Advocates	4	1112
17	Millionaire Socialists	8	1059
18	Deinstitutionalization	6	988
19	Nuclear-phobia	14	913
20	Fake News	13	873
21	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	833
22	Inflation	24	831
23	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	821
24	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	797
25	YouTube Role Models	5	787
26	Prison Rape	7	743
27	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	743
28	Pedophiles	29	740
29	The IRS	52	722
30	Goth Erasure	8	721
31	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	713
32	Edgy Reboots	3	709
33	Trans Athletes	10	678
34	Regret	4	661
35	Forced Diversity in Film	24	659
36	Kangaroo Courts	51	652
37	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	647
38	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	639
39	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	638
40	The Cowardice of Women	26	629
41	Charger Not Included	15	625
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	622
43	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	610
44	Social Malware	14	605
45	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	603
46	Installing Console Games	12	602
47	Political Scientists	26	595
48	Holocaust Metaphors	9	592
49	No-Knock Raids	28	588
50	Conservatives	67	570
51	Going Back to Work	22	556
52	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	555
53	Women's Tears	37	548
54	Sustainability	11	544
55	Lack of Bidets	2	539
56	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	539
57	The War on Anonymity	68	532
58	Comply Guys	52	531
59	Family Court	16	529
60	Womansplaining	53	528
61	Eldercare	25	515
62	Parking Idlers	42	506
63	Testicular Torsion	19	504
64	Gun Control	15	502
65	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	500
66	Media Consolidation	36	488
67	"Buy the Dip"	1	487
68	Nuclear War	30	485
69	Political Canonizations	17	481
70	Waiting	Bonus 1	476
71	Circumcision Apologists	59	474
72	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	473
73	Civil Forfeiture	20	469
74	Silencing the User	16	468
75	Swatting	48	467
76	Pussy Cops	42	466
77	Bad Jannies	26	466
78	Rent is Too Damn High	48	466
79	Boycotts of the Week	35	452
80	Student Debt Repayment	54	448
81	Two-Factor Authentication	6	446
82	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	436
83	Live Action Anime	19	433
84	The National Debt	27	433
85	Indoctrinating Children	33	433
86	Corporate Bootlicking	60	433
87	Silver Alerts	6	432
88	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	432
89	Master Erasure	12	429
90	Fake Neurodivergence	40	426
91	Social Media	55	425
92	Cash Bail	18	422
93	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	419
94	Animal Abuse	50	417
95	Sleep Deprivation	32	416
96	The Homeless	80	413
97	Columbus Hate	12	410
98	Woke Unions	16	410
99	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	404
100	The De-Sexification of Media	71	401
101	No More Comedies	37	396
102	Deadname Drama	53	394
103	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	393
104	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	393
105	Manliness Gurus	71	393
106	Inventing Black Inventors	27	391
107	Picky Parkers	7	391
108	Broken Bones	25	388
109	Democracy	Bonus 2	387
110	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	384
111	Cash Register Solicitations	39	383
112	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	382
113	Funko Pops	18	381
114	Blindness	22	380
115	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	379
116	Bread Tacos	31	376
117	Theater Kids	56	373
118	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	371
119	Game Journalists	50	369
120	Wellness Checks	58	367
121	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	366
122	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	365
123	Shorter Attention Spans	57	360
124	"Love Bombing"	34	357
125	Female Comedy Writers	54	355
126	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	355
127	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	351
128	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	349
129	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	344
130	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	341
131	Child Support	61	338
132	Simulation Theory	9	337
133	Mobile-Only Websites	52	336
134	Hate Hoaxes	43	335
135	Unrealistic Expectations	42	334
136	Easy Mode Activists	33	332
137	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	331
138	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	326
139	Vito's Twitter Account	23	325
140	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	321
141	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	321
142	The Anchoring Effect	79	320
143	The Gas Stove Ban	73	318
144	Elon Musk	67	317
145	Adam Sessler	73	315
146	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	313
147	Laws That Make You Lie	34	312
148	SSRIs	49	310
149	Autism	64	310
150	Keyboard Warriors	31	309
151	Long Lost Lectures	13	304
152	Amber Heard Supporters	44	299
153	Uninformed Voters	76	298
154	e-Whores	72	292
155	The Emperor's New Burn	38	291
156	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	291
157	Tech Switcheroos	77	287
158	Influencer Culture	45	286
159	Armchair Mechanics	15	286
160	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	285
161	Famine	47	284
162	Travel Insurance	25	284
163	The Olympics	28	280
164	Freeway Protesters	46	280
165	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	278
166	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	278
167	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	274
168	Contouring	79	271
169	Reparation Retardation	82	271
170	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	270
171	Swastika Scaries	70	269
172	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	267
173	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	267
174	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	263
175	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	263
176	Initiating the Conversation	21	262
177	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	259
178	Domain Squatters	17	258
179	Effective Altruism	64	256
180	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	253
181	Living in the Ghetto	36	253
182	Minimum Wageslaves	49	252
183	Epstein Blue Balls	47	248
184	Space Tourists	5	248
185	Too Many Licenses	46	246
186	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	246
187	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	244
188	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	241
189	Tip Jar Takeover	75	241
190	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	240
191	Post Purchase Surveys	81	237
192	Missed Opportunities	77	234
193	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	231
194	Starving Artists	69	231
195	Height Discrimination	47	230
196	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	229
197	Nude Negotiators	32	228
198	Extreme Heat Events	45	227
199	Going to the Doctor	76	226
200	Philistines	58	223
201	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	220
202	The Minimum Wage	4	220
203	Fear of Negotiating	74	219
204	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	218
205	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	217
206	Kink Personalities	79	214
207	Craigslist Complainers	21	211
208	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	210
209	Cockteasing	65	207
210	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	206
211	Ticketmaster	65	205
212	Thirst Traps	81	204
213	Ear Worms	29	200
214	The "u mad?" Game	73	200
215	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	196
216	USB Cables	80	195
217	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	191
218	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	189
219	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	189
220	Seatbelt Alarms	27	189
221	Train Wrecks	78	189
222	Pedo Jacketing	62	188
223	Roadside Death Shrines	36	187
224	Venue Cancellation	63	186
225	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	185
226	Thoughts and Prayers	74	181
227	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	178
228	Finger Pain	10	177
229	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	174
230	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	173
231	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	170
232	Side Hustles	32	170
233	Holiday Parties	69	170
234	Suction Cups	43	169
235	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	169
236	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	158
237	Zoom Exhaustion	33	157
238	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	154
239	Intellectual Property Laws	40	152
240	Sensationalism	66	152
241	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	152
242	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	149
243	Incest Porn	32	147
244	Stupid Food Trends	11	147
245	LARPing PUAs	26	146
246	Going to the Dentist	70	145
247	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	144
248	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	143
249	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	142
250	Demographic Dummies	81	141
251	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	140
252	Whiny Waiters	83	138
253	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	137
254	Pity Party Poopers	49	135
255	Sponsored Hate	28	135
256	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	135
257	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	135
258	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	133
259	Backseat Googlers	41	132
260	Premature E-Trackulation	15	132
261	No Flying Cars	80	131
262	Loud Music at Bars	83	131
263	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	130
264	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	129
265	3D Technology	40	128
266	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	126
267	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	125
268	Sports-a-phobia	59	122
269	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	120
270	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	120
271	Pronoun Resistance	1	120
272	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	119
273	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	118
274	Compelled Speech	83	117
275	Asexuality	34	116
276	Franchise Crossovers	62	114
277	Drunk Eating	56	106
278	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	103
279	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	103
280	Celebrity Bands	55	102
281	Fatwas	53	102
282	Halftime Shows	78	101
283	GameStop	Bonus 3	99
284	Smoking is Too Cool	27	98
285	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	91
286	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	90
287	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	85
288	Spoiler Nazis	36	82
289	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	81
290	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	80
291	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	80
292	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	78
293	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	78
294	Peladophobia	77	77
295	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	74
296	Online Naturalists	61	73
297	Fake Straights	63	71
298	Getting Rid of Grease	38	68
299	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	61
300	"no" Autocorrect	60	57
301	OCD Toasters	13	52
302	Satanic Panic	77	50
303	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	50
304	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	47
305	Fake 2D Animation	38	45
306	Free Market Haters	82	43
307	Community Detachment	80	43
308	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	40
309	Bluetooth	40	39
310	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	38
311	Bodegas	46	32
312	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	31
313	The War on Whiteface	56	31
314	Military Suicides	56	29
315	Event Wristbands	45	21
316	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	19
317	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	19
318	Shitty Slow Motion	16	17
319	VR Chat	51	4
320	Sour Grapes	24	4
321	Holiday Decorations	62	0
322	Transphobia	83	-2
323	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-10
324	Politeness Words	23	-13
325	Macho Weathermen	11	-14
326	Jersey Burning	63	-25
327	Flip Flops Breaking	30	-36
328	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-38
329	Bad Blood	67	-40
330	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-40
331	Slow Cancer	65	-43
332	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-45
333	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-46
334	Vladimir Putin	30	-47
335	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-48
336	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-50
337	Branded Buttons	23	-56
338	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-59
339	Crack	28	-70
340	Local Businesses	29	-80
341	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-81
342	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-82
343	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-82
344	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-91
345	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-92
346	Black Israelites	63	-94
347	Too Long of Media	24	-102
348	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-108
349	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-111
350	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-117
351	Different Races	Bonus 4	-122
352	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-122
353	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-126
354	Fan Entitlement	70	-142
355	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-159
356	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-168
357	Public Urination Laws	14	-175
358	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-180
359	Kink Shaming	35	-182
360	Shoulder Nipples	71	-192
361	Canon Cops	43	-208
362	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-232
363	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-232
364	False False Flags	72	-248
365	Anti-Semitism	60	-251
366	Not Enough Seanies	39	-260
367	Disability Discrimination	35	-262
368	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-280
369	Email	60	-290
370	Hitler	68	-313
371	Evolution	48	-334
372	Ratchet Straps	54	-342
373	Cum	71	-344
374	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-347
375	Futurama Fans	31	-352
376	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-384
377	French Fries	Bonus 10	-574
378	"You Voted For This"	25	-730
379	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-835
380	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-855
381	Puppets	7	-1112
382	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1193
383	COVID Deniers	5	-1644