| Famine | 250 |  |
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| Height Discrimination | 197 | |
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| Epstein Blue Balls | 192 | |
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| The Alt-Tab Death Spiral | 180 | |
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| The 19th Amendment | 578 | |
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| The Two-Party System | 428 | |
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| The National Anthem | -89 | |
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| The American Flag | -163 | |
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| The Twins Losing | -239 | |
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