| Famine | 279 |  |
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| Epstein Blue Balls | 236 | |
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| Height Discrimination | 216 | |
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| The Alt-Tab Death Spiral | 177 | |
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| The 19th Amendment | 742 | |
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| The Two-Party System | 574 | |
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| The National Anthem | -108 | |
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| The American Flag | -227 | |
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| The Twins Losing | -319 | |
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