| Famine | 323 |  |
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| Epstein Blue Balls | 286 | |
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| Height Discrimination | 275 | |
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| The Alt-Tab Death Spiral | 178 | |
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| The 19th Amendment | 1009 | |
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| The Two-Party System | 748 | |
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| The National Anthem | -114 | |
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| The American Flag | -286 | |
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| The Twins Losing | -370 | |
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