| Famine | 312 |  |
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| Epstein Blue Balls | 275 | |
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| Height Discrimination | 264 | |
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| The Alt-Tab Death Spiral | 179 | |
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| The 19th Amendment | 982 | |
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| The Two-Party System | 727 | |
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| The National Anthem | -119 | |
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| The American Flag | -280 | |
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| The Twins Losing | -354 | |
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