| Famine | 284 |  |
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| Epstein Blue Balls | 248 | |
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| Height Discrimination | 230 | |
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| The Alt-Tab Death Spiral | 174 | |
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| The 19th Amendment | 797 | |
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| The Two-Party System | 610 | |
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| The National Anthem | -111 | |
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| The American Flag | -232 | |
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| The Twins Losing | -347 | |
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