| Famine | 329 |  |
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| Epstein Blue Balls | 299 | |
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| Height Discrimination | 282 | |
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| The Alt-Tab Death Spiral | 182 | |
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| The 19th Amendment | 1049 | |
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| The Two-Party System | 771 | |
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| The National Anthem | -113 | |
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| The American Flag | -290 | |
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| The Twins Losing | -369 | |
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