2025 Problems

2025 Problems

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations) 187 293
2 Gaslighting About Inflation Bonus 31 280
3 Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are 175 280
4 Washing and Drying Long Hair 178 244
5 Unnecessary Censorship 171 222
6 Male Feminists 182 201
7 "Citation Needed" 187 198
8 Vibe Coding 196 196
9 All The Vaccine Autism Shit 178 194
10 Men With "Daddy Issues" 186 188
11 Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did Bonus 35 187
12 People Not Changing 172 182
13 Sand 178 177
14 Credit Goblins 175 169
15 Your Friends Making You Look Bad 176 168
16 Downward Mobility 173 164
17 When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One 195 162
18 Race-Based Voice Actors 198 160
19 Old Movie Action Heroes 177 160
20 The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy 185 159
21 Power Outages 172 156
22 Arson Denial 172 154
23 Babysitting a Drunk 208 153
24 Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again 200 150
25 Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine 202 148
26 Non-Absorbant Napkins 177 147
27 Communist Propaganda 185 147
28 Canada 177 147
29 "What the hell is wrong with me?" 188 146
30 Women Being "Based" 173 146
31 Talking to Drunk People 184 145
32 Ruined Jokes 181 144
33 The Vito Wars Bonus 31 143
34 People Who Can't Take a Joke 198 141
35 Shitty Deliveries 201 138
36 Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels 196 138
37 USAID 176 137
38 Garbage Grillers 181 136
39 The Fat Lady at the Olympics Bonus 31 133
40 Poison Beer (PFAS) 190 132
41 Traffic Drones 189 132
42 Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment Bonus 35 131
43 Crybaby Businesses 183 131
44 Cars That Look Like Cop Cars 188 130
45 Babies in Movies/TV Shows 197 130
46 Askholes 190 129
47 The War on Porn 190 125
48 Not Showing Drink Prices 197 123
49 H1B Visas 210 123
50 Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets 192 122
51 Fucking Up the Landing 200 120
52 The Myth of Food Insecurity 205 119
53 Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore Bonus 37 119
54 Women Taking Shit Over 204 117
55 Non-Consenual Sex Recording 174 117
56 Shows Moving From Their Normal Time 193 114
57 Bad Investments 179 114
58 The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit Bonus 37 110
59 Dog Abuse 206 110
60 OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer Bonus 31 109
61 Not Automatically Getting Deals 208 108
62 Jesus Dying at 33 Bonus 34 107
63 The 1% 184 106
64 Headline Death Cockteasing 181 105
65 Backseat Parkers 195 105
66 Accent Intelligence Bias 173 104
67 Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness 188 104
68 "What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?" Bonus 36 104
69 Vanity Press 191 104
70 Sports Gambling Bonus 32 104
71 The Death of Public Dumps 195 102
72 Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion Bonus 34 101
73 Liberal Mass Shooters 201 100
74 Suicide Prevention 214 100
75 Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession Bonus 35 100
76 Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off 206 98
77 Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt 209 97
78 Men and Their Legacies 185 96
79 VOCs (Everything Stinks) 211 95
80 Dad's TV Addiction Bonus 35 95
81 Not Having a Car Guy 187 94
82 Doomers 174 93
83 Drugs That Don't Work 213 93
84 Somalian Shit Talking 213 90
85 The Modernization of Design 202 90
86 Guys Who Won't Apologize 203 90
87 Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom 186 89
88 Fake Parking Spaces 204 89
89 Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes 197 89
90 Having to Get Multiple Estimates 211 89
91 Undercover Cops at Burning Man 201 88
92 Unnecessary Sequels 207 87
93 Woke Museums 200 86
94 Pussing Out 209 86
95 The Meme of Einstein 171 86
96 Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In 199 84
97 Eric's Billboard Chart Scam 194 83
98 Pathological Altruism 212 83
99 Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey 200 83
100 Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games) 191 82
101 Everyone Wants a Piece 206 82
102 Trick Food Sharing 174 82
103 Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas Bonus 38 80
104 Fake AI Typing 210 79
105 Bill Burr 182 79
106 The War on Hitler 207 78
107 All Technology is a Flat Rectangle 186 78
108 What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox? 199 76
109 Timing the Sides 203 76
110 People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up 206 75
111 The Death of the Organ Bonus 32 73
112 The Juiced Up PowerBall 214 73
113 Superman's Super Simping Bonus 36 72
114 Ingratitude 179 70
115 Dream Ideas 183 70
116 Gas Procrastinating 205 67
117 Crappy Salsa 212 67
118 "The Greatest Story Ever Told" Bonus 34 67
119 Writer's Block 202 65
120 Banning SuperChats 214 64
121 Delusion 205 63
122 The Costco Guys Bonus 31 63
123 Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage Bonus 35 59
124 e-Sports Hype Bonus 32 59
125 Soldering 184 59
126 People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King" Bonus 34 56
127 Dad Little League Coach Bonus 35 54
128 Gambling 188 52
129 Cash Only Businesses 191 52
130 Pet Residue 213 52
131 Leaving the Oven On 171 51
132 Your Bro Getting a New Ho 171 51
133 Destiny's Dick 200 51
134 Deli Dummies 193 48
135 Paywalled Santas 212 47
136 Not Enough Leftovers Bonus 38 46
137 Everybody is a Cancer Doctor 189 46
138 IP Theft 199 45
139 Micro USB Cables 214 45
140 The Right's Obsession with Hollywood 205 45
141 Delivery Anticipation 207 44
142 Deficit Dummies 194 42
143 Secret Suicides 191 42
144 Absolutely No Steroid Policies Bonus 32 41
145 The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment 194 40
146 Troubleshooting A Computer 209 38
147 Wil Stancil 208 38
148 Shrinking Jaws 179 35
149 CVS 201 35
150 Photo Albums 192 33
151 "Nesting" 193 31
152 False Piss Driblets 173 30
153 Bad Turkey Bonus 38 25
154 TMM (Too Much Mayo) 190 24
155 Bad Movie Guilt 189 21
156 Calling the Manager 203 21
157 Poor Superheroes 179 20
158 Vibe Bombing 207 20
159 The New McDonald's Monopoly 207 18
160 The Extended Jesus Universe Bonus 34 14
161 Needing to Buy Something on Black Friday 212 10
162 Video Games are Too Expensive 196 8
163 Missle Defense Systems 192 4
164 Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In 181 -2
165 Writing Checks 185 -3
166 South Park Falling Off 198 -4
167 Penny Pinchers 176 -6
168 Stolen Valor Vigilantes 199 -8
169 Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail 200 -9
170 Cheerleaders Bonus 32 -12
171 TV Shows With More Than Four Seasons 213 -15
172 Internet Beefs 192 -19
173 Disaster Tourism 172 -19
174 Fake Graphic Designers 182 -20
175 Bed Sheets 201 -23
176 Scooter Parking Zones 184 -27
177 Professional Wrestling Bonus 32 -30
178 Legacy Characters Bonus 36 -33
179 High Speed Train Fetishists 197 -34
180 Not Enough Tylenol 204 -35
181 The Myth of Hard Work Bonus 32 -38
182 Trump People 178 -42
183 Boneless Chicken Wings 210 -43
184 Lex Luthor Was Right Bonus 36 -44
185 No Way to Short the Collectibles Market 211 -44
186 Disrespecting Comic Creators Bonus 36 -50
187 Prisoner Firefighters 174 -52
188 Abandoning Roger Rabbit 210 -54
189 The Superman Logo Bonus 36 -56
190 A Never-Ending Piss 204 -57
191 Musician Doppelgangers Bonus 37 -58
192 No Respect For The Good Times 198 -61
193 Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash 180 -67
194 George Soros Conspiracies Bonus 37 -67
195 Police Body Cams 183 -68
196 The Decline in Youth Vapint Bonus 31 -69
197 No Poop Allowed 208 -71
198 Fireworks 194 -73
199 Printer Ink 180 -73
200 Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas Bonus 31 -73
201 Too Much Pride Flag Hate 211 -74
202 Lion Tamers 203 -76
203 Hindu Temple Haters 209 -83
204 Forgetting to Wash Your Hair 186 -85
205 Sphere Haters 202 -85
206 Figure Skating 175 -92
207 Terrorism Haters 187 -93
208 Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops 189 -94
209 Federal Holidays 193 -95
210 Not Enough Indian Shit Bonus 38 -96
211 Groupon Anxiety 195 -103
212 Eye Exams 175 -106
213 Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men) 178 -107
214 Killing All The Chickens 180 -110
215 Making Up Laws Bonus 33 -126
216 Getting Idioms Wrong Bonus 33 -148
217 Gay Denial 196 -149
218 Lack of Receipts Bonus 33 -154
219 Using Stock Photography Wrong Bonus 33 -167
220 Cynicism 180 -170
221 The Transgender Military Ban 177 -241