| Billionaire Bootlickers | 247 |  |
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| Starving Artists | 233 | |
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| Holiday Parties | 171 | |
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| Blockbuster Nostalgia | -49 | |
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| Christmas Truthers | 184 | |
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| Forced Christmas Memes | 174 | |
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| Seasonal Affective Disorder | 159 | |
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| Missing the Return Date on Gifts | -45 | |
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| Mariah Carey Haters | -160 | |
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