The Problems

This Week

Not Enough Time 124
The War on Air Conditioning 80
Having to be Nice to Cops -18
Not Enough Screen Time -67

Latest Bonus Episode

The End of Duelling 20
The Unrealized Potential of Laser Tag 9
The Lack of Population Context in History 6
The Early Death of President Zachary Taylor 0

All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Woke Marketing 1 4395
2 Fat Brain 2 3913
3 Chinese Aporogies 3 3358
4 Too Much Pride 4 2603
5 "Disinformation" 3 2264
6 The N-Word Defense 5 2130
7 Late Rape 10 2077
8 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 2018
9 Tattle Tales 10 1871
10 Seth Rogen 19 1815
11 The War on Blackface 2 1718
12 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1681
13 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 1620
14 Scientism 7 1542
15 Millionaire Socialists 8 1428
16 Payment Processors 8 1398
17 Child Advocates 4 1274
18 Nuclear-phobia 14 1245
19 Women Running Education Bonus 9 1239
20 The IRS 52 1153
21 Deinstitutionalization 6 1123
22 Inflation 24 1109
23 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 1069
24 Pedophiles 29 1010
25 Fake News 13 986
26 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 957
27 YouTube Role Models 5 945
28 Goth Erasure 8 915
29 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 902
30 Forced Diversity in Film 24 900
31 Prison Rape 7 895
32 Diversity Extortion Mafias 131 870
33 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 836
34 Kangaroo Courts 51 829
35 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 827
36 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 826
37 Trans Athletes 10 817
38 Edgy Reboots 3 808
39 The Cowardice of Women 26 807
40 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 788
41 No-Knock Raids 28 778
42 Getting Your Order Wrong Bonus 10 772
43 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 762
44 Charger Not Included 15 756
45 Regret 4 742
46 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 728
47 No Hot Girls in Your Class Bonus 9 727
48 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 714
49 The War on Anonymity 68 712
50 Social Malware 14 704
51 Political Scientists 26 702
52 Installing Console Games 12 700
53 The Homeless 80 697
54 Womansplaining 53 673
55 Circumcision Apologists 59 667
56 Holocaust Metaphors 9 660
57 Women's Tears 37 653
58 Conservatives 67 650
59 Going Back to Work 22 649
60 Testicular Torsion 19 645
61 Family Court 16 637
62 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 636
63 School Starts Too Early Bonus 9 629
64 Comply Guys 52 622
65 Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything" 136 621
66 Gun Control 15 617
67 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 616
68 Lack of Bidets 2 612
69 Rent is Too Damn High 48 603
70 The Death of the Dollar Menu Bonus 10 593
71 Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging 136 592
72 Waiting Bonus 1 590
73 Sustainability 11 579
74 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 571
75 Swatting 48 569
76 Pussy Cops 42 567
77 Eldercare 25 564
78 Civil Forfeiture 20 563
79 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 553
80 Media Consolidation 36 551
81 Parking Idlers 42 542
82 Empty Parking Lots 111 542
83 Fake Neurodivergence 40 540
84 Short Attention Spans 86 539
85 Political Canonizations 17 533
86 "Buy the Dip" 1 532
87 Corporate Bootlicking 60 525
88 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 523
89 The National Debt 27 522
90 Silencing the User 16 521
91 Indoctrinating Children 33 521
92 Nuclear War 30 520
93 Animal Abuse 50 517
94 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 517
95 Boycotts of the Week 35 516
96 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 510
97 The De-Sexification of Media 71 509
98 Bad Jannies 26 509
99 Sleep Deprivation 32 507
100 Social Media 55 505
101 Live Action Anime 19 495
102 Inventing Black Inventors 27 492
103 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 489
104 Plea Deals 105 487
105 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 485
106 Two-Factor Authentication 6 484
107 Big Leaguing 121 483
108 Women Always Having to Win Arguments 142 483
109 Student Debt Repayment 54 482
110 Master Erasure 12 474
111 Manliness Gurus 71 470
112 Woke Unions 16 466
113 Silver Alerts 6 464
114 George Soros District Attorneys 94 457
115 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 453
116 Theater Kids 56 451
117 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 450
118 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 448
119 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 448
120 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 447
121 Columbus Hate 12 446
122 Cash Bail 18 445
123 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 444
124 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 444
125 No More Comedies 37 442
126 Female Comedy Writers 54 442
127 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 437
128 Common Core Math 127 437
129 Speed Traps 133 436
130 Overly Courteous Drivers 50 434
131 Picky Parkers 7 433
132 Wrongful Convictions 136 433
133 Deadname Drama 53 432
134 Game Journalists 50 432
135 Broken Bones 25 431
136 Blindness 22 428
137 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 428
138 Funko Pops 18 426
139 Cash Register Solicitations 39 426
140 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 425
141 Onmibus Spending Bills 70 425
142 Throwing Your Back Out 128 423
143 Shorter Attention Spans 57 422
144 DEI 122 421
145 Charity Fraud 96 420
146 Robocallers 125 417
147 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 416
148 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 416
149 Wellness Checks 58 415
150 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 414
151 Democracy Bonus 2 410
152 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 410
153 The War on Drugs 142 408
154 Child Support 61 408
155 Vito's Twitter Account 23 404
156 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 404
157 Bread Tacos 31 402
158 Loud Music at Bars 83 402
159 Hate Hoaxes 43 400
160 Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru Bonus 10 397
161 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 397
162 Whiny Waiters 83 397
163 Food Going Bad 93 396
164 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 395
165 Live Service Video Games 123 392
166 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 392
167 The SEC 99 391
168 Mobile-Only Websites 52 388
169 Appealing to the Chinese Market Bonus 22 388
170 Uninformed Voters 76 388
171 "Love Bombing" 34 387
172 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 384
173 Wil Wheaton 127 381
174 Easy Mode Activists 33 380
175 Unrealistic Expectations 42 380
176 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 379
177 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 376
178 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 373
179 Stock Market Morons 86 370
180 Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally 156 367
181 Bad Neighbors 110 366
182 The Gas Stove Ban 73 366
183 e-Whores 72 365
184 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 365
185 Artificial Scarcity 94 364
186 Guys Getting in Fights Over Women 137 363
187 SSRIs 49 363
188 Amber Heard Supporters 44 362
189 Generation of Sexless Idiots 132 359
190 Keyboard Warriors 31 358
191 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 357
192 Simulation Theory 9 357
193 Laws That Make You Lie 34 357
194 Reparation Retardation 82 355
195 Autism 64 355
196 Elon Musk 67 352
197 Mosquitos 109 352
198 Freemium Software 127 351
199 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 347
200 Nocturia 94 347
201 Cops Transferring Departments 126 346
202 Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area 168 345
203 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 344
204 The Anchoring Effect 79 344
205 Toxic Positivity 95 344
206 No Masturbation in Prison Bonus 26 342
207 Compelled Speech 83 341
208 Women Working at Home Depot 149 339
209 Losing Shit 91 338
210 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 337
211 Influencer Culture 45 336
212 Freeway Protesters 46 335
213 Chips Breaking in the Dip 128 333
214 Adam Sessler 73 332
215 Snail-in Voting 92 331
216 Famine 47 331
217 Big Government 102 330
218 People Taking Too Long On Their Turn Bonus 27 329
219 Women's Stories 138 328
220 The Female Dating Strategy Podcast 68 328
221 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 325
222 Mothers Against Drunk Driving Bonus 25 325
223 Credit Card Interest Rates 157 325
224 Finding the Edge on Packing Tape 62 323
225 Non-Drivers 100 322
226 "No" Erasure 147 320
227 The Emperor's New Burn 38 319
228 Suicide Baiting 120 318
229 Tech Switcheroos 77 318
230 Long Lost Lectures 13 318
231 Getting Band-Aids Wet 57 317
232 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 316
233 Girl Bosses 143 315
234 People Who Don't Get Out of the Way 160 315
235 Contouring 79 315
236 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 314
237 Time Vampires 137 313
238 Shitty Shippers 105 313
239 Creepy Targeted Ads 54 313
240 Badly Timed Traffic Lights 66 312
241 Armchair Mechanics 15 312
242 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 311
243 Swastika Scaries 70 310
244 Tinnitus 114 309
245 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 308
246 Travel Insurance 25 308
247 Stan Culture 119 307
248 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 306
249 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 306
250 Women's Dating Advice 104 306
251 The Olympics 28 305
252 Single Mothers Bonus 25 305
253 Epstein Blue Balls 47 305
254 The Five-Day Work Week 103 304
255 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 303
256 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 303
257 Tip Jar Takeover 75 303
258 The UK Government 106 303
259 Missed Opportunities 77 303
260 Too Many Licenses 46 302
261 Great Government Firewalls 84 299
262 Parasocial Relationships 90 299
263 Female Gamers 141 297
264 In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move 129 297
265 Billionaire Bootlickers 69 296
266 Getting Sick During Time Off 66 296
267 Corporate Sponsored Memes 134 295
268 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 295
269 Initiating the Conversation 21 294
270 Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations) 187 293
271 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 293
272 Unlisted Prices 120 292
273 Stranger Danger 111 292
274 Communism 153 289
275 Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse 133 288
276 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 286
277 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 285
278 Microplastics in Your Balls 142 284
279 Living in the Ghetto 36 284
280 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 282
281 Post Purchase Surveys 81 282
282 Pimples on Your Nose 110 282
283 Ignoring Driving Signals 124 282
284 Domain Squatters 17 282
285 Minimum Wageslaves 49 282
286 Team Guys 146 282
287 Chump Syndrome 118 281
288 Height Discrimination 47 281
289 Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are 175 280
290 Gaslighting About Inflation Bonus 31 280
291 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 280
292 Effective Altruism 64 279
293 Drug Dummies 97 279
294 Awareness 98 278
295 Fear of Negotiating 74 275
296 Compulsive Liars 117 275
297 Intrusive Thoughts 118 275
298 Land Acknowledgements 89 274
299 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 274
300 The Civil Rights Act 85 272
301 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 270
302 Fake Libertarians 103 270
303 Taylor Swift 125 270
304 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 269
305 Lag 153 268
306 Rickety Shit 104 268
307 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 268
308 Failing to Complete an Errand 129 268
309 Graduation Speeches 93 268
310 Going to the Doctor 76 267
311 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 266
312 Subsidizing Demand 154 266
313 Immigration 116 264
314 Not Enough Belts Bonus 23 263
315 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 263
316 Drip Pricing 88 263
317 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 263
318 Cover Charges 86 262
319 Fool's Tits 152 262
320 Guys Who Can't Drive 165 260
321 Making Decisions 91 260
322 Home Repair 124 260
323 Unnecessary Safety Warnings 63 259
324 Kink Personalities 79 258
325 The Disappointment of AI Bonus 21 258
326 Space Tourists 5 258
327 For Profit Prisons Bonus 26 258
328 Long Goodbyes Bonus 28 258
329 Extreme Heat Events 45 257
330 Chinese Apps Bonus 22 257
331 Finger Pain 10 257
332 Ticketmaster 65 257
333 Cockteasing 65 256
334 The "u mad?" Game 73 256
335 Philistines 58 255
336 Starving Artists 69 255
337 Subway Performers 88 255
338 Hustlers' Universities 122 255
339 Candidates Pretending to be Human Bonus 29 254
340 Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard 58 253
341 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 252
342 Bad Cell Service 141 251
343 People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane 64 250
344 Blacklists 140 250
345 Fake Transparent PNGs 130 249
346 Relying on Your Friends 87 247
347 Foreign Lobbyists 139 246
348 Nude Negotiators 32 245
349 Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away Bonus 25 244
350 Apple Fanboys 127 244
351 Washing and Drying Long Hair 178 244
352 Hypocrisy 87 243
353 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 243
354 The Minimum Wage 4 243
355 "Objectively" 112 243
356 Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal 166 242
357 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 242
358 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 242
359 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 242
360 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 241
361 "Right of Way" Disrespecters 170 241
362 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 241
363 No Toilet Privacy Bonus 26 239
364 Too Many Twinks Bonus 23 236
365 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 234
366 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 234
367 USB Cables 80 234
368 Thirst Traps 81 234
369 Mandatory Milk 152 231
370 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 231
371 First Ladies 122 230
372 Comics Shit Bonus 18 229
373 Patting Yourself on the Back 132 229
374 Women Co-opting Slurs 145 228
375 My Bitch Realtor 89 226
376 Ear Worms 29 226
377 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 226
378 Venue Cancellation 63 225
379 Pedo Jacketing 62 225
380 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 225
381 "Aw Hell Nah." 155 224
382 Fake Death Threats 129 223
383 "He Didn't Do Nothing 158 223
384 Unnecessary Censorship 171 222
385 Sticky Electronics 166 222
386 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 222
387 Craigslist Complainers 21 221
388 Oakland, CA 150 221
389 Bad Shopping Carts 156 220
390 Tardy Drink Refills 92 220
391 Locking Yourself Out 152 220
392 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 218
393 Train Wrecks 78 218
394 Stupid Awards Shows 131 218
395 The Haka 164 214
396 Women in Star Wars 89 214
397 Keemstar's Thin Skin 135 214
398 How Much Money is Spent on Elections Bonus 29 214
399 Roadside Death Shrines 36 213
400 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 213
401 One Hour Meetings 143 212
402 May the 4th 88 212
403 Women Fighting in Movies 120 211
404 "How Was School?" Bonus 25 211
405 The Abuse of "Abuse" 162 211
406 Health Insurance Claim Denials 167 210
407 Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat 148 209
408 Shoulder Pain 159 209
409 Content Ratings Boards 138 208
410 Seatbelt Alarms 27 207
411 Thoughts and Prayers 74 207
412 Cute Shit 164 206
413 High People Bonus 15 205
414 Cops Doing You a Favor 168 204
415 Tight Booths 119 204
416 Vegan Donuts 131 204
417 Activist Ice Cream 97 203
418 Lack of Fictional Bigots 161 201
419 Male Feminists 182 201
420 Activist CEOs 139 201
421 Data Breaches 148 201
422 Sore Losers 163 201
423 Not Enough Deportations Bonus 39 200
424 Empty Retail Spaces 166 199
425 Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons 149 199
426 "Citation Needed" 187 198
427 Fake Retirements 114 198
428 Christmas Truthers Bonus 11 197
429 Vibe Coding 196 196
430 Suction Cups 43 196
431 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 195
432 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 194
433 All The Vaccine Autism Shit 178 194
434 The Parallel Economy 130 193
435 Snitches 155 193
436 Confirmation Bias 125 192
437 Ghost Texts 102 189
438 Going to Work While Sick 139 189
439 Forced Christmas Memes Bonus 11 189
440 Hoarding 134 188
441 Men With "Daddy Issues" 186 188
442 Holiday Parties 69 187
443 The Alt-Tab Death Spiral 47 187
444 Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did Bonus 35 187
445 Source Snobs 96 187
446 Tiny House Propaganda 117 187
447 Breast Cancer Charity Scams 169 186
448 Sensationalism 66 186
449 Side Hustles 32 186
450 Rental Car Insurance 154 186
451 Forgetting Things When You Travel 142 186
452 Losing Your Tools 154 185
453 Rats 159 184
454 Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door 160 184
455 Cults 150 183
456 Boob Truthers 109 182
457 Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle 146 182
458 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 182
459 Forgetting Someone's Name 148 182
460 Music Videos Disguised as Movies 61 182
461 People Not Changing 172 182
462 Touchy Teachers 169 181
463 Bad Day Holidays 132 180
464 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 180
465 Going to the Dentist 70 180
466 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 180
467 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 180
468 Texas Legal Myths 107 180
469 Bad Candy Bonus 19 180
470 Changed Passwords Not Saving 52 179
471 Ending Fake-Outs Bonus 28 179
472 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 179
473 Demographic Dummies 81 178
474 Intellectual Property Laws 40 177
475 Seasonal Affective Disorder Bonus 11 177
476 Sand 178 177
477 Zoom Exhaustion 33 177
478 Idea Guys 113 176
479 Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill Bonus 30 175
480 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 175
481 Occam's Razor 145 174
482 Product Placement Movies 126 173
483 Blowing your Wad Early 115 173
484 Buyer's Remorse 116 173
485 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 172
486 Incest Porn 32 170
487 Credit Goblins 175 169
488 Your Friends Making You Look Bad 176 169
489 Conservative Porn 121 169
490 Too Many Stop Signs 134 167
491 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 167
492 Figuring Out When to Leave Events Bonus 28 167
493 Women Talking like Babies 162 166
494 Premature E-Trackulation 15 166
495 Election Spam 161 166
496 Talking to the Cops 148 165
497 Downward Mobility 173 164
498 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 164
499 Fear of Self-Promotion 59 162
500 LARPing PUAs 26 162
501 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 162
502 When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One 195 162
503 Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts Bonus 23 162
504 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 161
505 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 161
506 Old Movie Action Heroes 177 160
507 Zipper Disrespecters 170 160
508 Race-Based Voice Actors 198 160
509 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 160
510 Burger Tribalism Bonus 10 160
511 The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy 185 159
512 Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 55 159
513 Stupid Food Trends 11 159
514 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 158
515 Pets Stepping on Your Balls 167 158
516 Backseat Googlers 41 157
517 Paralysis of Choice 135 156
518 Power Outages 172 156
519 Refusal to Wear the Hijab 57 156
520 Sponsored Hate 28 155
521 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 155
522 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 155
523 Fake Fans 163 155
524 Arson Denial 172 154
525 Babysitting a Drunk 208 153
526 The Chevron Deference 146 152
527 The Voting Rights Act of 1965 Bonus 29 151
528 No Flying Cars 80 150
529 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 150
530 Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again 200 150
531 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 149
532 Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine 202 148
533 You Don't Get Anything For Voting Bonus 29 148
534 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 148
535 Non-Absorbant Napkins 177 147
536 Communist Propaganda 185 147
537 Canada 177 147
538 Women Being "Based" 173 146
539 "What the hell is wrong with me?" 188 146
540 Pity Party Poopers 49 146
541 Prison Rape Jokes Bonus 26 146
542 Talking to Drunk People 184 145
543 No Respect for Engineers Bonus 24 144
544 People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs 156 144
545 Ruined Jokes 181 144
546 The Vito Wars Bonus 31 143
547 3D Technology 40 143
548 Money Shaming 144 143
549 Celebrity Bands 55 142
550 Early Winter Darkness Bonus 30 142
551 People Who Can't Take a Joke 198 141
552 Distracted Children 130 140
553 Going to the Vet 144 140
554 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 139
555 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 139
556 Mandatory Evacuation Orders 58 139
557 Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels 196 138
558 USAID 176 138
559 Shitty Deliveries 201 138
560 Anti-Woke Marketing 51 138
561 Hurricanes 158 137
562 Guys Who Break Up a Fight 163 137
563 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 136
564 Metaphor Hijacking 133 136
565 Garbage Grillers 181 136
566 The Boy Who Cried AI 158 134
567 The War on Jocks 170 134
568 Influencer Slop 157 133
569 Asexuality 34 133
570 The Fat Lady at the Olympics Bonus 31 133
571 Traffic Drones 189 132
572 Poison Beer (PFAS) 190 132
573 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 132
574 Women Drivers 215 132
575 Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment Bonus 35 131
576 Crybaby Businesses 183 131
577 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 131
578 Drunk Eating 56 130
579 Cars That Look Like Cop Cars 188 130
580 Babies in Movies/TV Shows 197 130
581 Man Face 161 129
582 Askholes 190 129
583 Anti DIY-ers 150 129
584 Bad Pillows 162 128
585 Enslaving Indie Directors 64 128
586 Franchise Crossovers 62 127
587 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 127
588 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 126
589 Rolling Blackouts 147 126
590 The War on Porn 190 125
591 Mass Shootings 112 124
592 The Royal "We" 103 124
593 Not Enough Time 232 124
594 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 123
595 Not Showing Drink Prices 197 123
596 H1B Visas 210 123
597 Sports-a-phobia 59 123
598 Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets 192 122
599 Halftime Shows 78 121
600 Bright Lights in Prison Bonus 26 121
601 Fucking Up the Landing 200 120
602 TV Episodes Without the Main Character 151 119
603 Fatwas 53 119
604 Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore Bonus 37 119
605 The Myth of Food Insecurity 205 118
606 Prison Food Bonus 26 118
607 Women Taking Shit Over 204 117
608 Non-Consenual Sex Recording 174 117
609 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 117
610 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 117
611 Airplane Seats 95 115
612 Smoking is Too Cool 27 115
613 Bad Investments 179 114
614 Electoral College Deniers 161 114
615 Shows Moving From Their Normal Time 193 114
616 Battery Corrosion 94 114
617 Fake Food Freak-Outs 137 113
618 Backseat Murderers 114 113
619 "We Have McDonald's At Home" Bonus 25 112
620 The Destruction of Alt Journalism 129 112
621 The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit Bonus 37 111
622 Dog Abuse 206 111
623 Elmo 127 110
624 Pre-Checked Boxes 162 109
625 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 109
626 OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer Bonus 31 109
627 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 109
628 Phone Format Paste 105 108
629 Pronoun Resistance 1 108
630 Not Automatically Getting Deals 208 108
631 Crypto Karens 146 108
632 Jesus Dying at 33 Bonus 34 107
633 Bryan Singer 88 107
634 Fake Download Buttons 215 107
635 People Who Steal Your Stories 150 106
636 The 1% 184 106
637 Fake Video Game Endings Bonus 28 105
638 GameStop Stock Bonus 3 105
639 Headline Death Cockteasing 181 105
640 Culture War Criminals 106 105
641 Alexa Being Retarded 138 105
642 Backseat Parkers 195 105
643 Sports Gambling Bonus 32 104
644 Accent Intelligence Bias 173 104
645 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 104
646 Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness 188 104
647 Not Enough Apolcaypse Bonus 24 104
648 "What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?" Bonus 36 104
649 Vanity Press 191 104
650 The Biggest Problem TV Treatment Bonus 21 103
651 "One More Day" Bonus 16 103
652 Conservative Comedy 140 103
653 Not Getting Drugs on Halloween 61 103
654 The Death of Public Dumps 195 102
655 Spoiler Nazis 36 101
656 Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion Bonus 34 101
657 Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession Bonus 35 101
658 Subscriptions 223 100
659 Liberal Mass Shooters 201 100
660 Suicide Prevention 214 100
661 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 99
662 AI Evangelists 128 99
663 The US Postal Service 143 99
664 Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off 206 99
665 "Would" 123 98
666 Pro-Spider Propaganda 65 98
667 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 98
668 Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt 209 97
669 Men and Their Legacies 185 96
670 Fake Straights 63 96
671 Turn the AC "Up" 157 96
672 Everything is a Mess Bonus 24 96
673 Dad's TV Addiction Bonus 35 95
674 Trivial Cheating 96 95
675 VOCs (Everything Stinks) 211 95
676 It's Hard To Tell 160 94
677 Not Having a Car Guy 187 94
678 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 93
679 Doomers 174 93
680 Drugs That Don't Work 213 93
681 Feral Hogs 147 91
682 Online Naturalists 61 90
683 Somalian Shit Talking 213 90
684 The Modernization of Design 202 90
685 Guys Who Won't Apologize 203 90
686 Back in School Nightmares Bonus 9 90
687 Chinese Lady-Bots Bonus 22 90
688 Unnecessary Sequels 207 89
689 Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom 186 89
690 Fake Parking Spaces 204 89
691 Smug Doomsday Preppers Bonus 24 89
692 Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes 197 89
693 Having to Get Multiple Estimates 211 89
694 Prison Abuse 128 89
695 Undercover Cops at Burning Man 201 88
696 Getting Rid of Grease 38 87
697 Search History 217 87
698 The Meme of Einstein 171 86
699 Woke Museums 200 86
700 Pussing Out 209 86
701 Masturbation Monitor Bonus 25 86
702 The Laziness of Somali Scams 216 85
703 Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In 199 84
704 Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey 200 83
705 Eric's Billboard Chart Scam 194 83
706 Pathological Altruism 212 83
707 Everyone Wants a Piece 206 83
708 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 82
709 The War in Gaza Bonus 21 82
710 Son of Sam Laws Bonus 26 82
711 Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games) 191 82
712 Trick Food Sharing 174 82
713 The Bud Light Boycott Bonus 21 81
714 The War on Hitler 207 80
715 Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas Bonus 38 80
716 The War on Air Conditioning 232 80
717 Fake AI Typing 210 79
718 Bill Burr 182 79
719 Prediction Markets Bonus 39 79
720 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 79
721 Missing McDonald's Breakfast Bonus 10 79
722 Slowpoke Motorcycles 163 78
723 All Technology is a Flat Rectangle 186 78
724 Fantasy / Sci-Fi Disabilities 219 77
725 Compromising Your Art 218 77
726 Homeless People Simps 219 77
727 People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up 206 76
728 No Voter ID 220 76
729 What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox? 199 76
730 Timing the Sides 203 76
731 Bob Dylan Worshippers 170 76
732 Scuffed Up Rares Bonus 27 76
733 It's Too Hot Insider During Winter Bonus 30 76
734 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 74
735 The Death of the Organ Bonus 32 73
736 Liberal Wish Fulfillment 229 73
737 The Juiced Up PowerBall 214 73
738 Authentic Chinese Food Bonus 22 73
739 Rough Teeth 107 72
740 Posting Pictures of Steak Online 144 72
741 Superman's Super Simping Bonus 36 72
742 Satanic Panic 77 71
743 Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes 167 71
744 Cameras Everywhere 226 70
745 Ingratitude 179 70
746 Dream Ideas 183 70
747 Bible Truthers 105 70
748 Free Market Haters 82 69
749 Community Detachment 80 69
750 Accidental Screen Shares 129 69
751 Peladophobia 77 69
752 Gas Procrastinating 205 68
753 Shared Universes Bonus 18 67
754 Magical Teenagers Bonus 23 67
755 Crappy Salsa 212 67
756 "The Greatest Story Ever Told" Bonus 34 67
757 Low Expectations 216 67
758 Rookie Mistakes 222 66
759 Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks) 165 66
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