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This Week

Women Drivers 58
Fake Download Buttons 46
Predatory Pizza Pricing 15
Wind -12

Latest Bonus Episode

Not Enough Deportations 77
Prediction Markets 29
Scott Adams' Cancer Spectacular 10
Magic: the Gathering Spiderman Set -10
People in Discord Who Cheat At Wordle -13
Ozzy Osbourne's Final Concert -18

All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Woke Marketing 1 4373
2 Fat Brain 2 3888
3 Chinese Aporogies 3 3349
4 Too Much Pride 4 2585
5 "Disinformation" 3 2252
6 The N-Word Defense 5 2116
7 Late Rape 10 2063
8 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 2005
9 Tattle Tales 10 1864
10 Seth Rogen 19 1804
11 The War on Blackface 2 1711
12 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1674
13 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 1609
14 Scientism 7 1533
15 Millionaire Socialists 8 1420
16 Payment Processors 8 1389
17 Child Advocates 4 1268
18 Nuclear-phobia 14 1239
19 Women Running Education Bonus 9 1225
20 The IRS 52 1143
21 Deinstitutionalization 6 1121
22 Inflation 24 1101
23 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 1060
24 Pedophiles 29 1002
25 Fake News 13 984
26 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 950
27 YouTube Role Models 5 940
28 Goth Erasure 8 910
29 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 897
30 Forced Diversity in Film 24 892
31 Prison Rape 7 885
32 Diversity Extortion Mafias 131 859
33 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 829
34 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 825
35 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 825
36 Kangaroo Courts 51 823
37 Trans Athletes 10 814
38 Edgy Reboots 3 807
39 The Cowardice of Women 26 797
40 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 784
41 No-Knock Raids 28 769
42 Getting Your Order Wrong Bonus 10 765
43 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 760
44 Charger Not Included 15 748
45 Regret 4 738
46 No Hot Girls in Your Class Bonus 9 727
47 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 720
48 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 708
49 The War on Anonymity 68 706
50 Social Malware 14 705
51 Installing Console Games 12 698
52 Political Scientists 26 697
53 The Homeless 80 691
54 Womansplaining 53 671
55 Circumcision Apologists 59 663
56 Holocaust Metaphors 9 661
57 Conservatives 67 654
58 Women's Tears 37 649
59 Going Back to Work 22 644
60 Testicular Torsion 19 643
61 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 636
62 Family Court 16 631
63 School Starts Too Early Bonus 9 627
64 Comply Guys 52 620
65 Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything" 136 613
66 Gun Control 15 612
67 Lack of Bidets 2 609
68 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 606
69 Rent is Too Damn High 48 595
70 The Death of the Dollar Menu Bonus 10 589
71 Waiting Bonus 1 585
72 Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging 136 585
73 Sustainability 11 576
74 Swatting 48 566
75 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 565
76 Pussy Cops 42 563
77 Eldercare 25 562
78 Civil Forfeiture 20 557
79 Media Consolidation 36 550
80 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 546
81 Parking Idlers 42 540
82 Empty Parking Lots 111 540
83 Short Attention Spans 86 537
84 Fake Neurodivergence 40 537
85 Political Canonizations 17 533
86 "Buy the Dip" 1 531
87 Corporate Bootlicking 60 523
88 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 521
89 Nuclear War 30 521
90 Silencing the User 16 520
91 The National Debt 27 519
92 Indoctrinating Children 33 517
93 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 516
94 Boycotts of the Week 35 514
95 Animal Abuse 50 513
96 Bad Jannies 26 506
97 The De-Sexification of Media 71 505
98 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 504
99 Social Media 55 503
100 Sleep Deprivation 32 502
101 Live Action Anime 19 495
102 Inventing Black Inventors 27 487
103 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 487
104 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 484
105 Big Leaguing 121 482
106 Two-Factor Authentication 6 482
107 Plea Deals 105 481
108 Student Debt Repayment 54 479
109 Women Always Having to Win Arguments 142 476
110 Master Erasure 12 474
111 Manliness Gurus 71 468
112 Silver Alerts 6 465
113 Woke Unions 16 463
114 George Soros District Attorneys 94 451
115 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 451
116 Theater Kids 56 450
117 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 448
118 Cash Bail 18 444
119 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 443
120 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 443
121 Columbus Hate 12 442
122 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 441
123 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 441
124 No More Comedies 37 439
125 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 438
126 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 437
127 Female Comedy Writers 54 436
128 Common Core Math 127 435
129 Picky Parkers 7 433
130 Overly Courteous Drivers 50 433
131 Wrongful Convictions 136 433
132 Speed Traps 133 432
133 Deadname Drama 53 431
134 Game Journalists 50 430
135 Broken Bones 25 430
136 Blindness 22 428
137 Funko Pops 18 426
138 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 424
139 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 424
140 Onmibus Spending Bills 70 424
141 Cash Register Solicitations 39 422
142 Throwing Your Back Out 128 421
143 Shorter Attention Spans 57 419
144 Charity Fraud 96 419
145 DEI 122 417
146 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 415
147 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 415
148 Wellness Checks 58 413
149 Robocallers 125 413
150 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 412
151 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 410
152 Democracy Bonus 2 409
153 The War on Drugs 142 406
154 Child Support 61 405
155 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 405
156 Vito's Twitter Account 23 402
157 Bread Tacos 31 401
158 Loud Music at Bars 83 400
159 Hate Hoaxes 43 399
160 Whiny Waiters 83 397
161 Food Going Bad 93 396
162 Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru Bonus 10 396
163 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 395
164 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 395
165 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 392
166 Live Service Video Games 123 391
167 The SEC 99 389
168 Mobile-Only Websites 52 388
169 Appealing to the Chinese Market Bonus 22 386
170 "Love Bombing" 34 386
171 Uninformed Voters 76 386
172 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 382
173 Easy Mode Activists 33 380
174 Wil Wheaton 127 379
175 Unrealistic Expectations 42 378
176 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 376
177 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 372
178 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 371
179 Stock Market Morons 86 369
180 Bad Neighbors 110 365
181 The Gas Stove Ban 73 365
182 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 364
183 Guys Getting in Fights Over Women 137 363
184 Artificial Scarcity 94 363
185 SSRIs 49 362
186 e-Whores 72 361
187 Amber Heard Supporters 44 360
188 Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally 156 360
189 Keyboard Warriors 31 357
190 Generation of Sexless Idiots 132 357
191 Laws That Make You Lie 34 356
192 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 355
193 Simulation Theory 9 355
194 Reparation Retardation 82 354
195 Autism 64 354
196 Elon Musk 67 350
197 Freemium Software 127 350
198 Mosquitos 109 349
199 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 346
200 Cops Transferring Departments 126 345
201 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 344
202 Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area 168 344
203 Nocturia 94 344
204 The Anchoring Effect 79 344
205 Toxic Positivity 95 344
206 Compelled Speech 83 340
207 No Masturbation in Prison Bonus 26 339
208 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 339
209 Losing Shit 91 336
210 Women Working at Home Depot 149 335
211 Freeway Protesters 46 335
212 Influencer Culture 45 334
213 Adam Sessler 73 333
214 Famine 47 331
215 Snail-in Voting 92 330
216 Chips Breaking in the Dip 128 329
217 Big Government 102 329
218 The Female Dating Strategy Podcast 68 327
219 People Taking Too Long On Their Turn Bonus 27 326
220 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 325
221 Women's Stories 138 325
222 Credit Card Interest Rates 157 325
223 Non-Drivers 100 322
224 Finding the Edge on Packing Tape 62 321
225 Mothers Against Drunk Driving Bonus 25 320
226 The Emperor's New Burn 38 320
227 Suicide Baiting 120 319
228 "No" Erasure 147 318
229 Tech Switcheroos 77 318
230 Long Lost Lectures 13 318
231 Getting Band-Aids Wet 57 316
232 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 314
233 Contouring 79 314
234 Shitty Shippers 105 313
235 People Who Don't Get Out of the Way 160 313
236 Creepy Targeted Ads 54 313
237 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 313
238 Girl Bosses 143 312
239 Armchair Mechanics 15 312
240 Time Vampires 137 311
241 Badly Timed Traffic Lights 66 310
242 Tinnitus 114 310
243 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 310
244 Swastika Scaries 70 310
245 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 308
246 Travel Insurance 25 308
247 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 307
248 Stan Culture 119 307
249 The Olympics 28 306
250 Women's Dating Advice 104 306
251 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 305
252 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 305
253 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 305
254 Epstein Blue Balls 47 305
255 The Five-Day Work Week 103 304
256 Tip Jar Takeover 75 303
257 Missed Opportunities 77 302
258 Too Many Licenses 46 301
259 The UK Government 106 301
260 Single Mothers Bonus 25 301
261 Parasocial Relationships 90 299
262 Great Government Firewalls 84 298
263 Female Gamers 141 297
264 In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move 129 297
265 Billionaire Bootlickers 69 296
266 Corporate Sponsored Memes 134 295
267 Getting Sick During Time Off 66 294
268 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 294
269 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 294
270 Initiating the Conversation 21 292
271 Stranger Danger 111 292
272 Unlisted Prices 120 291
273 Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse 133 288
274 Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations) 187 287
275 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 286
276 Communism 153 286
277 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 285
278 Living in the Ghetto 36 284
279 Domain Squatters 17 283
280 Pimples on Your Nose 110 282
281 Ignoring Driving Signals 124 282
282 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 282
283 Post Purchase Surveys 81 282
284 Minimum Wageslaves 49 282
285 Microplastics in Your Balls 142 282
286 Chump Syndrome 118 281
287 Team Guys 146 281
288 Height Discrimination 47 281
289 Effective Altruism 64 279
290 Drug Dummies 97 279
291 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 279
292 Awareness 98 278
293 Fear of Negotiating 74 275
294 Gaslighting About Inflation Bonus 31 275
295 Intrusive Thoughts 118 275
296 Land Acknowledgements 89 274
297 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 274
298 Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are 175 273
299 Compulsive Liars 117 273
300 The Civil Rights Act 85 271
301 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 270
302 Fake Libertarians 103 270
303 Taylor Swift 125 270
304 Lag 153 269
305 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 269
306 Rickety Shit 104 268
307 Failing to Complete an Errand 129 268
308 Graduation Speeches 93 268
309 Going to the Doctor 76 267
310 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 267
311 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 265
312 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 264
313 Subsidizing Demand 154 264
314 Immigration 116 263
315 Drip Pricing 88 263
316 Cover Charges 86 262
317 Fool's Tits 152 262
318 Not Enough Belts Bonus 23 261
319 Home Repair 124 261
320 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 260
321 Guys Who Can't Drive 165 259
322 Unnecessary Safety Warnings 63 259
323 Making Decisions 91 259
324 Kink Personalities 79 257
325 Extreme Heat Events 45 257
326 Space Tourists 5 257
327 For Profit Prisons Bonus 26 257
328 Long Goodbyes Bonus 28 257
329 The Disappointment of AI Bonus 21 256
330 The "u mad?" Game 73 256
331 Subway Performers 88 256
332 Ticketmaster 65 256
333 Cockteasing 65 255
334 Philistines 58 255
335 Starving Artists 69 255
336 Chinese Apps Bonus 22 255
337 Hustlers' Universities 122 254
338 Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard 58 253
339 Finger Pain 10 253
340 Bad Cell Service 141 252
341 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 250
342 Blacklists 140 250
343 Candidates Pretending to be Human Bonus 29 249
344 People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane 64 249
345 Fake Transparent PNGs 130 247
346 Relying on Your Friends 87 247
347 Foreign Lobbyists 139 246
348 Nude Negotiators 32 245
349 Apple Fanboys 127 244
350 The Minimum Wage 4 244
351 Hypocrisy 87 243
352 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 243
353 "Objectively" 112 243
354 Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal 166 242
355 Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away Bonus 25 242
356 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 242
357 Washing and Drying Long Hair 178 242
358 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 241
359 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 241
360 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 241
361 "Right of Way" Disrespecters 170 241
362 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 240
363 No Toilet Privacy Bonus 26 238
364 Too Many Twinks Bonus 23 236
365 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 234
366 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 233
367 USB Cables 80 233
368 Thirst Traps 81 232
369 First Ladies 122 230
370 Mandatory Milk 152 230
371 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 230
372 Patting Yourself on the Back 132 229
373 Comics Shit Bonus 18 228
374 Women Co-opting Slurs 145 227
375 Ear Worms 29 227
376 My Bitch Realtor 89 226
377 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 226
378 Pedo Jacketing 62 225
379 Venue Cancellation 63 224
380 Fake Death Threats 129 223
381 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 223
382 "Aw Hell Nah." 155 222
383 "He Didn't Do Nothing 158 222
384 Sticky Electronics 166 222
385 Craigslist Complainers 21 221
386 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 221
387 Bad Shopping Carts 156 220
388 Tardy Drink Refills 92 220
389 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 219
390 Oakland, CA 150 219
391 Unnecessary Censorship 171 218
392 Train Wrecks 78 218
393 Locking Yourself Out 152 218
394 Stupid Awards Shows 131 217
395 Keemstar's Thin Skin 135 213
396 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 213
397 Roadside Death Shrines 36 213
398 The Haka 164 212
399 Women in Star Wars 89 212
400 Women Fighting in Movies 120 211
401 "How Was School?" Bonus 25 211
402 May the 4th 88 211
403 How Much Money is Spent on Elections Bonus 29 211
404 One Hour Meetings 143 210
405 The Abuse of "Abuse" 162 210
406 Health Insurance Claim Denials 167 208
407 Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat 148 208
408 Shoulder Pain 159 208
409 Seatbelt Alarms 27 207
410 Thoughts and Prayers 74 207
411 Content Ratings Boards 138 206
412 High People Bonus 15 206
413 Cops Doing You a Favor 168 204
414 Tight Booths 119 204
415 Vegan Donuts 131 204
416 Activist Ice Cream 97 203
417 Cute Shit 164 203
418 Lack of Fictional Bigots 161 201
419 Activist CEOs 139 201
420 Data Breaches 148 201
421 Sore Losers 163 200
422 Empty Retail Spaces 166 199
423 Male Feminists 182 199
424 Christmas Truthers Bonus 11 198
425 Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons 149 197
426 Suction Cups 43 197
427 "Citation Needed" 187 196
428 Fake Retirements 114 196
429 All The Vaccine Autism Shit 178 195
430 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 195
431 The Parallel Economy 130 193
432 Snitches 155 192
433 Confirmation Bias 125 192
434 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 192
435 Vibe Coding 196 191
436 Ghost Texts 102 190
437 Forced Christmas Memes Bonus 11 190
438 Going to Work While Sick 139 189
439 Hoarding 134 188
440 Holiday Parties 69 187
441 Men With "Daddy Issues" 186 187
442 The Alt-Tab Death Spiral 47 187
443 Source Snobs 96 187
444 Breast Cancer Charity Scams 169 186
445 Side Hustles 32 186
446 Sensationalism 66 186
447 Forgetting Things When You Travel 142 186
448 Tiny House Propaganda 117 186
449 Losing Your Tools 154 185
450 Rats 159 184
451 Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did Bonus 35 184
452 Cults 150 183
453 Rental Car Insurance 154 183
454 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 182
455 Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door 160 182
456 Boob Truthers 109 182
457 Music Videos Disguised as Movies 61 182
458 Touchy Teachers 169 181
459 Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle 146 181
460 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 180
461 Going to the Dentist 70 180
462 Bad Day Holidays 132 180
463 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 180
464 Texas Legal Myths 107 180
465 Forgetting Someone's Name 148 180
466 People Not Changing 172 180
467 Ending Fake-Outs Bonus 28 179
468 Bad Candy Bonus 19 179
469 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 179
470 Changed Passwords Not Saving 52 178
471 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 178
472 Demographic Dummies 81 178
473 Intellectual Property Laws 40 177
474 Sand 178 177
475 Zoom Exhaustion 33 177
476 Idea Guys 113 176
477 Seasonal Affective Disorder Bonus 11 176
478 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 174
479 Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill Bonus 30 173
480 Product Placement Movies 126 173
481 Blowing your Wad Early 115 173
482 Occam's Razor 145 173
483 Buyer's Remorse 116 173
484 Incest Porn 32 170
485 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 170
486 Conservative Porn 121 169
487 Credit Goblins 175 168
488 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 168
489 Too Many Stop Signs 134 167
490 Women Talking like Babies 162 167
491 Premature E-Trackulation 15 166
492 Figuring Out When to Leave Events Bonus 28 166
493 Election Spam 161 166
494 Talking to the Cops 148 165
495 Downward Mobility 173 164
496 Your Friends Making You Look Bad 176 164
497 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 163
498 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 163
499 Fear of Self-Promotion 59 162
500 LARPing PUAs 26 162
501 Burger Tribalism Bonus 10 161
502 Zipper Disrespecters 170 160
503 Old Movie Action Heroes 177 160
504 When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One 195 160
505 Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 55 159
506 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 159
507 Stupid Food Trends 11 159
508 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 159
509 Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts Bonus 23 159
510 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 159
511 Race-Based Voice Actors 198 158
512 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 158
513 The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy 185 157
514 Backseat Googlers 41 157
515 Paralysis of Choice 135 156
516 Pets Stepping on Your Balls 167 156
517 Power Outages 172 156
518 Refusal to Wear the Hijab 57 156
519 Sponsored Hate 28 155
520 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 155
521 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 155
522 Fake Fans 163 154
523 Arson Denial 172 153
524 The Chevron Deference 146 151
525 Babysitting a Drunk 208 150
526 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 150
527 No Flying Cars 80 149
528 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 149
529 The Voting Rights Act of 1965 Bonus 29 149
530 You Don't Get Anything For Voting Bonus 29 148
531 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 148
532 Women Being "Based" 173 146
533 Pity Party Poopers 49 146
534 Communist Propaganda 185 146
535 Canada 177 146
536 Talking to Drunk People 184 145
537 The Vito Wars Bonus 31 145
538 Non-Absorbant Napkins 177 145
539 "What the hell is wrong with me?" 188 145
540 Prison Rape Jokes Bonus 26 145
541 Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine 202 144
542 Ruined Jokes 181 144
543 3D Technology 40 143
544 People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs 156 143
545 Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again 200 143
546 No Respect for Engineers Bonus 24 142
547 Money Shaming 144 142
548 Celebrity Bands 55 141
549 Distracted Children 130 140
550 Going to the Vet 144 140
551 Early Winter Darkness Bonus 30 139
552 People Who Can't Take a Joke 198 139
553 Mandatory Evacuation Orders 58 139
554 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 138
555 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 137
556 Hurricanes 158 137
557 Anti-Woke Marketing 51 137
558 Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels 196 136
559 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 136
560 Metaphor Hijacking 133 136
561 USAID 176 136
562 Guys Who Break Up a Fight 163 136
563 Garbage Grillers 181 135
564 Shitty Deliveries 201 135
565 The Boy Who Cried AI 158 134
566 The War on Jocks 170 134
567 Influencer Slop 157 132
568 Asexuality 34 132
569 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 132
570 Traffic Drones 189 131
571 Crybaby Businesses 183 131
572 Drunk Eating 56 131
573 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 131
574 Poison Beer (PFAS) 190 130
575 The Fat Lady at the Olympics Bonus 31 130
576 Man Face 161 129
577 Askholes 190 129
578 Anti DIY-ers 150 129
579 Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment Bonus 35 128
580 Enslaving Indie Directors 64 128
581 Cars That Look Like Cop Cars 188 128
582 Bad Pillows 162 127
583 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 127
584 Franchise Crossovers 62 127
585 Babies in Movies/TV Shows 197 127
586 Rolling Blackouts 147 126
587 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 125
588 Mass Shootings 112 124
589 The War on Porn 190 124
590 The Royal "We" 103 123
591 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 123
592 Sports-a-phobia 59 123
593 Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets 192 121
594 Halftime Shows 78 121
595 Fatwas 53 119
596 The Myth of Food Insecurity 205 119
597 Bright Lights in Prison Bonus 26 119
598 TV Episodes Without the Main Character 151 118
599 Not Showing Drink Prices 197 118
600 H1B Visas 210 118
601 Non-Consenual Sex Recording 174 117
602 Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore Bonus 37 117
603 Prison Food Bonus 26 117
604 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 117
605 Shows Moving From Their Normal Time 193 116
606 Smoking is Too Cool 27 116
607 Airplane Seats 95 115
608 Fucking Up the Landing 200 115
609 Battery Corrosion 94 115
610 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 115
611 Bad Investments 179 114
612 Electoral College Deniers 161 114
613 Fake Food Freak-Outs 137 114
614 Backseat Murderers 114 114
615 "We Have McDonald's At Home" Bonus 25 113
616 The Destruction of Alt Journalism 129 113
617 Women Taking Shit Over 204 112
618 Pronoun Resistance 1 112
619 The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit Bonus 37 112
620 Dog Abuse 206 111
621 Elmo 127 110
622 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 110
623 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 110
624 Bryan Singer 88 108
625 Jesus Dying at 33 Bonus 34 107
626 Pre-Checked Boxes 162 107
627 OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer Bonus 31 107
628 Phone Format Paste 105 106
629 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 106
630 Headline Death Cockteasing 181 106
631 Culture War Criminals 106 106
632 Alexa Being Retarded 138 106
633 The 1% 184 106
634 Crypto Karens 146 106
635 GameStop Stock Bonus 3 105
636 Sports Gambling Bonus 32 105
637 "One More Day" Bonus 16 105
638 Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness 188 105
639 People Who Steal Your Stories 150 105
640 Backseat Parkers 195 105
641 Not Automatically Getting Deals 208 105
642 The Biggest Problem TV Treatment Bonus 21 104
643 Fake Video Game Endings Bonus 28 104
644 Accent Intelligence Bias 173 104
645 "What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?" Bonus 36 104
646 Conservative Comedy 140 104
647 Vanity Press 191 103
648 Not Enough Apolcaypse Bonus 24 103
649 Not Getting Drugs on Halloween 61 102
650 The US Postal Service 143 101
651 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 100
652 Spoiler Nazis 36 100
653 The Death of Public Dumps 195 100
654 Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion Bonus 34 100
655 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 100
656 AI Evangelists 128 99
657 "Would" 123 99
658 Pro-Spider Propaganda 65 99
659 Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession Bonus 35 99
660 Liberal Mass Shooters 201 98
661 Men and Their Legacies 185 97
662 Fake Straights 63 97
663 Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt 209 96
664 Trivial Cheating 96 96
665 Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off 206 95
666 Not Having a Car Guy 187 95
667 Everything is a Mess Bonus 24 95
668 Turn the AC "Up" 157 94
669 Doomers 174 94
670 Dad's TV Addiction Bonus 35 93
671 Suicide Prevention 214 93
672 It's Hard To Tell 160 93
673 Feral Hogs 147 92
674 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 92
675 Online Naturalists 61 91
676 Guys Who Won't Apologize 203 91
677 Back in School Nightmares Bonus 9 90
678 Getting Rid of Grease 38 89
679 VOCs (Everything Stinks) 211 89
680 Chinese Lady-Bots Bonus 22 89
681 Prison Abuse 128 89
682 The Meme of Einstein 171 88
683 The Modernization of Design 202 88
684 Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom 186 87
685 Pussing Out 209 87
686 Undercover Cops at Burning Man 201 87
687 Smug Doomsday Preppers Bonus 24 87
688 Drugs That Don't Work 213 87
689 Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes 197 86
690 Unnecessary Sequels 207 85
691 Fake Parking Spaces 204 85
692 The War in Gaza Bonus 21 85
693 Masturbation Monitor Bonus 25 85
694 Eric's Billboard Chart Scam 194 84
695 Having to Get Multiple Estimates 211 84
696 Son of Sam Laws Bonus 26 83
697 Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In 199 83
698 Trick Food Sharing 174 83
699 Somalian Shit Talking 213 82
700 Woke Museums 200 82
701 The Bud Light Boycott Bonus 21 82
702 Everyone Wants a Piece 206 82
703 Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey 200 81
704 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 81
705 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 81
706 Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games) 191 80
707 Bill Burr 182 78
708 Slowpoke Motorcycles 163 78
709 All Technology is a Flat Rectangle 186 78
710 Missing McDonald's Breakfast Bonus 10 78
711 Scuffed Up Rares Bonus 27 77
712 Not Enough Deportations Bonus 39 77
713 It's Too Hot Insider During Winter Bonus 30 77
714 The War on Hitler 207 76
715 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 76
716 Pathological Altruism 212 76
717 Bob Dylan Worshippers 170 76
718 What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox? 199 75
719 Timing the Sides 203 75
720 Fake AI Typing 210 74
721 Authentic Chinese Food Bonus 22 74
722 People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up 206 73
723 The Death of the Organ Bonus 32 73
724 Rough Teeth 107 73
725 The Juiced Up PowerBall 214 73
726 Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas Bonus 38 73
727 Satanic Panic 77 72
728 Posting Pictures of Steak Online 144 72
729 Ingratitude 179 71
730 Superman's Super Simping Bonus 36 71
731 Bible Truthers 105 71
732 Free Market Haters 82 70
733 Dream Ideas 183 70
734 Community Detachment 80 70
735 Accidental Screen Shares 129 70
736 Peladophobia 77 70
737 Magical Teenagers Bonus 23 68
738 Gas Procrastinating 205 68
739 Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes 167 68
740 Shared Universes Bonus 18 67
741 Crappy Salsa 212 66
742 "The Greatest Story Ever Told" Bonus 34 66
743 Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks) 165 66
744 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 65
745 The Costco Guys Bonus 31 65
746 Fake 2D Animation 38 64
747 Delusion 205 64
748 "no" Autocorrect 60 64
749 Writer's Block 202 64
750 Virtual Restaurant Brands 23 64
751 Banning SuperChats 214 63
752 Game Stop 110 62
753 e-Sports Hype Bonus 32 61
754 Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage Bonus 35 60
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756 Religion in Schools 137 58
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