The Problems

This Week

Veterans Disability Compensation Program 18
Rookie Mistakes 17
Lonely Monkies 7
The Urge to Touch Yourself 0

Latest Bonus Episode

Not Throwing Crutches Away 9
Disabled Parking 8
Hitler Gave Eugenics a Bad Rap 4
Fear of Using the Disabled Parking Pass 4
Armless People 3

All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Woke Marketing 1 4383
2 Fat Brain 2 3898
3 Chinese Aporogies 3 3350
4 Too Much Pride 4 2594
5 "Disinformation" 3 2255
6 The N-Word Defense 5 2124
7 Late Rape 10 2068
8 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 2011
9 Tattle Tales 10 1865
10 Seth Rogen 19 1808
11 The War on Blackface 2 1714
12 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1676
13 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 1612
14 Scientism 7 1537
15 Millionaire Socialists 8 1423
16 Payment Processors 8 1391
17 Child Advocates 4 1270
18 Nuclear-phobia 14 1242
19 Women Running Education Bonus 9 1232
20 The IRS 52 1148
21 Deinstitutionalization 6 1122
22 Inflation 24 1104
23 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 1065
24 Pedophiles 29 1004
25 Fake News 13 985
26 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 954
27 YouTube Role Models 5 943
28 Goth Erasure 8 911
29 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 902
30 Forced Diversity in Film 24 896
31 Prison Rape 7 891
32 Diversity Extortion Mafias 131 864
33 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 833
34 Kangaroo Courts 51 827
35 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 826
36 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 825
37 Trans Athletes 10 815
38 Edgy Reboots 3 807
39 The Cowardice of Women 26 803
40 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 784
41 No-Knock Raids 28 776
42 Getting Your Order Wrong Bonus 10 770
43 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 760
44 Charger Not Included 15 753
45 Regret 4 740
46 No Hot Girls in Your Class Bonus 9 727
47 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 724
48 The War on Anonymity 68 711
49 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 710
50 Social Malware 14 705
51 Political Scientists 26 700
52 Installing Console Games 12 700
53 The Homeless 80 696
54 Womansplaining 53 672
55 Circumcision Apologists 59 664
56 Holocaust Metaphors 9 660
57 Women's Tears 37 653
58 Conservatives 67 651
59 Going Back to Work 22 648
60 Testicular Torsion 19 646
61 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 637
62 Family Court 16 636
63 School Starts Too Early Bonus 9 627
64 Comply Guys 52 622
65 Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything" 136 619
66 Gun Control 15 616
67 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 614
68 Lack of Bidets 2 610
69 Rent is Too Damn High 48 601
70 The Death of the Dollar Menu Bonus 10 591
71 Waiting Bonus 1 588
72 Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging 136 588
73 Sustainability 11 578
74 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 571
75 Swatting 48 568
76 Pussy Cops 42 566
77 Eldercare 25 564
78 Civil Forfeiture 20 561
79 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 552
80 Media Consolidation 36 550
81 Parking Idlers 42 542
82 Empty Parking Lots 111 541
83 Fake Neurodivergence 40 540
84 Short Attention Spans 86 539
85 Political Canonizations 17 532
86 "Buy the Dip" 1 531
87 Corporate Bootlicking 60 524
88 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 522
89 Nuclear War 30 521
90 Silencing the User 16 521
91 The National Debt 27 520
92 Indoctrinating Children 33 520
93 Animal Abuse 50 516
94 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 516
95 Boycotts of the Week 35 516
96 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 509
97 Bad Jannies 26 509
98 The De-Sexification of Media 71 508
99 Sleep Deprivation 32 507
100 Social Media 55 505
101 Live Action Anime 19 496
102 Inventing Black Inventors 27 491
103 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 488
104 Plea Deals 105 486
105 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 485
106 Big Leaguing 121 483
107 Two-Factor Authentication 6 482
108 Student Debt Repayment 54 482
109 Women Always Having to Win Arguments 142 481
110 Master Erasure 12 475
111 Manliness Gurus 71 470
112 Woke Unions 16 466
113 Silver Alerts 6 464
114 George Soros District Attorneys 94 456
115 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 453
116 Theater Kids 56 451
117 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 448
118 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 447
119 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 446
120 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 446
121 Cash Bail 18 446
122 Columbus Hate 12 445
123 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 443
124 No More Comedies 37 442
125 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 442
126 Female Comedy Writers 54 441
127 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 437
128 Common Core Math 127 436
129 Speed Traps 133 435
130 Picky Parkers 7 433
131 Overly Courteous Drivers 50 433
132 Deadname Drama 53 432
133 Game Journalists 50 432
134 Wrongful Convictions 136 432
135 Broken Bones 25 431
136 Funko Pops 18 428
137 Blindness 22 428
138 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 427
139 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 425
140 Onmibus Spending Bills 70 425
141 Cash Register Solicitations 39 425
142 Throwing Your Back Out 128 423
143 Shorter Attention Spans 57 421
144 Charity Fraud 96 420
145 DEI 122 419
146 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 416
147 Wellness Checks 58 415
148 Robocallers 125 415
149 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 415
150 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 414
151 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 410
152 Democracy Bonus 2 409
153 The War on Drugs 142 408
154 Child Support 61 408
155 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 405
156 Vito's Twitter Account 23 404
157 Bread Tacos 31 402
158 Loud Music at Bars 83 402
159 Hate Hoaxes 43 400
160 Whiny Waiters 83 397
161 Food Going Bad 93 396
162 Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru Bonus 10 396
163 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 396
164 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 395
165 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 392
166 Live Service Video Games 123 391
167 The SEC 99 390
168 Mobile-Only Websites 52 388
169 "Love Bombing" 34 387
170 Appealing to the Chinese Market Bonus 22 387
171 Uninformed Voters 76 387
172 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 384
173 Wil Wheaton 127 381
174 Easy Mode Activists 33 380
175 Unrealistic Expectations 42 380
176 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 379
177 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 375
178 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 373
179 Stock Market Morons 86 370
180 Bad Neighbors 110 366
181 The Gas Stove Ban 73 366
182 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 365
183 e-Whores 72 364
184 Artificial Scarcity 94 364
185 Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally 156 364
186 Guys Getting in Fights Over Women 137 363
187 SSRIs 49 363
188 Amber Heard Supporters 44 362
189 Keyboard Warriors 31 358
190 Simulation Theory 9 358
191 Generation of Sexless Idiots 132 358
192 Laws That Make You Lie 34 357
193 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 355
194 Reparation Retardation 82 355
195 Autism 64 355
196 Mosquitos 109 352
197 Elon Musk 67 351
198 Freemium Software 127 350
199 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 347
200 Nocturia 94 347
201 Cops Transferring Departments 126 346
202 Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area 168 345
203 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 344
204 The Anchoring Effect 79 344
205 Toxic Positivity 95 344
206 No Masturbation in Prison Bonus 26 341
207 Compelled Speech 83 341
208 Losing Shit 91 338
209 Women Working at Home Depot 149 338
210 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 338
211 Influencer Culture 45 335
212 Freeway Protesters 46 335
213 Adam Sessler 73 332
214 Chips Breaking in the Dip 128 331
215 Snail-in Voting 92 331
216 Famine 47 331
217 Big Government 102 329
218 Women's Stories 138 328
219 The Female Dating Strategy Podcast 68 328
220 People Taking Too Long On Their Turn Bonus 27 326
221 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 325
222 Mothers Against Drunk Driving Bonus 25 324
223 Credit Card Interest Rates 157 324
224 Finding the Edge on Packing Tape 62 323
225 Non-Drivers 100 322
226 "No" Erasure 147 320
227 The Emperor's New Burn 38 319
228 Suicide Baiting 120 318
229 Tech Switcheroos 77 318
230 Long Lost Lectures 13 318
231 Getting Band-Aids Wet 57 316
232 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 315
233 Girl Bosses 143 314
234 People Who Don't Get Out of the Way 160 314
235 Contouring 79 314
236 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 314
237 Shitty Shippers 105 313
238 Creepy Targeted Ads 54 313
239 Time Vampires 137 312
240 Armchair Mechanics 15 312
241 Badly Timed Traffic Lights 66 311
242 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 311
243 Swastika Scaries 70 310
244 Tinnitus 114 309
245 Travel Insurance 25 308
246 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 307
247 Stan Culture 119 307
248 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 307
249 The Olympics 28 306
250 Women's Dating Advice 104 306
251 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 305
252 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 305
253 Epstein Blue Balls 47 305
254 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 304
255 Tip Jar Takeover 75 303
256 The UK Government 106 303
257 Single Mothers Bonus 25 303
258 The Five-Day Work Week 103 303
259 Missed Opportunities 77 303
260 Too Many Licenses 46 302
261 Great Government Firewalls 84 299
262 Parasocial Relationships 90 299
263 Female Gamers 141 297
264 Billionaire Bootlickers 69 296
265 Corporate Sponsored Memes 134 295
266 Getting Sick During Time Off 66 295
267 In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move 129 295
268 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 294
269 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 294
270 Initiating the Conversation 21 293
271 Stranger Danger 111 293
272 Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations) 187 292
273 Unlisted Prices 120 291
274 Communism 153 288
275 Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse 133 288
276 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 286
277 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 286
278 Microplastics in Your Balls 142 284
279 Living in the Ghetto 36 284
280 Domain Squatters 17 283
281 Team Guys 146 283
282 Ignoring Driving Signals 124 282
283 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 282
284 Post Purchase Surveys 81 282
285 Pimples on Your Nose 110 282
286 Minimum Wageslaves 49 282
287 Chump Syndrome 118 281
288 Height Discrimination 47 281
289 Effective Altruism 64 279
290 Drug Dummies 97 279
291 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 279
292 Awareness 98 278
293 Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are 175 277
294 Gaslighting About Inflation Bonus 31 276
295 Fear of Negotiating 74 275
296 Compulsive Liars 117 275
297 Intrusive Thoughts 118 275
298 Land Acknowledgements 89 274
299 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 274
300 The Civil Rights Act 85 271
301 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 270
302 Fake Libertarians 103 270
303 Taylor Swift 125 270
304 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 269
305 Lag 153 268
306 Rickety Shit 104 268
307 Failing to Complete an Errand 129 268
308 Graduation Speeches 93 268
309 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 268
310 Going to the Doctor 76 267
311 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 265
312 Subsidizing Demand 154 265
313 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 264
314 Immigration 116 263
315 Drip Pricing 88 263
316 Not Enough Belts Bonus 23 262
317 Cover Charges 86 262
318 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 262
319 Fool's Tits 152 261
320 Home Repair 124 261
321 Guys Who Can't Drive 165 260
322 Making Decisions 91 260
323 Unnecessary Safety Warnings 63 259
324 Kink Personalities 79 258
325 Extreme Heat Events 45 257
326 The Disappointment of AI Bonus 21 257
327 Space Tourists 5 257
328 For Profit Prisons Bonus 26 257
329 Long Goodbyes Bonus 28 257
330 The "u mad?" Game 73 256
331 Chinese Apps Bonus 22 256
332 Subway Performers 88 256
333 Ticketmaster 65 256
334 Cockteasing 65 255
335 Philistines 58 255
336 Starving Artists 69 255
337 Finger Pain 10 254
338 Hustlers' Universities 122 254
339 Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard 58 253
340 Bad Cell Service 141 251
341 Candidates Pretending to be Human Bonus 29 251
342 Blacklists 140 250
343 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 250
344 People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane 64 249
345 Relying on Your Friends 87 247
346 Fake Transparent PNGs 130 247
347 Foreign Lobbyists 139 246
348 Nude Negotiators 32 245
349 Apple Fanboys 127 244
350 Hypocrisy 87 243
351 Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away Bonus 25 243
352 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 243
353 The Minimum Wage 4 243
354 "Objectively" 112 243
355 Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal 166 242
356 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 242
357 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 241
358 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 241
359 Washing and Drying Long Hair 178 241
360 "Right of Way" Disrespecters 170 241
361 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 240
362 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 240
363 No Toilet Privacy Bonus 26 238
364 Too Many Twinks Bonus 23 237
365 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 234
366 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 234
367 USB Cables 80 234
368 Thirst Traps 81 234
369 Mandatory Milk 152 231
370 First Ladies 122 230
371 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 230
372 Patting Yourself on the Back 132 229
373 Women Co-opting Slurs 145 228
374 Comics Shit Bonus 18 228
375 Ear Worms 29 227
376 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 227
377 My Bitch Realtor 89 226
378 Venue Cancellation 63 225
379 Pedo Jacketing 62 225
380 Fake Death Threats 129 223
381 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 223
382 "Aw Hell Nah." 155 222
383 "He Didn't Do Nothing 158 222
384 Sticky Electronics 166 222
385 Craigslist Complainers 21 221
386 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 221
387 Unnecessary Censorship 171 220
388 Tardy Drink Refills 92 220
389 Oakland, CA 150 220
390 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 219
391 Bad Shopping Carts 156 219
392 Locking Yourself Out 152 219
393 Train Wrecks 78 218
394 Stupid Awards Shows 131 217
395 The Haka 164 213
396 Women in Star Wars 89 213
397 Keemstar's Thin Skin 135 213
398 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 213
399 Roadside Death Shrines 36 213
400 "How Was School?" Bonus 25 212
401 How Much Money is Spent on Elections Bonus 29 212
402 Women Fighting in Movies 120 211
403 One Hour Meetings 143 211
404 May the 4th 88 211
405 The Abuse of "Abuse" 162 211
406 Health Insurance Claim Denials 167 209
407 Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat 148 208
408 Shoulder Pain 159 208
409 Content Ratings Boards 138 207
410 Seatbelt Alarms 27 207
411 Thoughts and Prayers 74 207
412 High People Bonus 15 206
413 Cute Shit 164 205
414 Cops Doing You a Favor 168 204
415 Tight Booths 119 204
416 Vegan Donuts 131 204
417 Activist Ice Cream 97 203
418 Lack of Fictional Bigots 161 201
419 Activist CEOs 139 201
420 Sore Losers 163 201
421 Data Breaches 148 201
422 Empty Retail Spaces 166 199
423 Male Feminists 182 199
424 Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons 149 198
425 Christmas Truthers Bonus 11 198
426 "Citation Needed" 187 197
427 Fake Retirements 114 197
428 Not Enough Deportations Bonus 39 197
429 Suction Cups 43 196
430 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 195
431 All The Vaccine Autism Shit 178 195
432 The Parallel Economy 130 193
433 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 193
434 Snitches 155 192
435 Vibe Coding 196 192
436 Confirmation Bias 125 192
437 Ghost Texts 102 190
438 Forced Christmas Memes Bonus 11 190
439 Going to Work While Sick 139 189
440 Hoarding 134 188
441 Holiday Parties 69 187
442 Men With "Daddy Issues" 186 187
443 The Alt-Tab Death Spiral 47 187
444 Source Snobs 96 187
445 Tiny House Propaganda 117 187
446 Breast Cancer Charity Scams 169 186
447 Sensationalism 66 186
448 Side Hustles 32 186
449 Forgetting Things When You Travel 142 186
450 Rats 159 184
451 Rental Car Insurance 154 184
452 Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did Bonus 35 184
453 Losing Your Tools 154 184
454 Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door 160 183
455 Cults 150 183
456 Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle 146 182
457 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 182
458 Boob Truthers 109 182
459 Music Videos Disguised as Movies 61 182
460 Touchy Teachers 169 181
461 People Not Changing 172 181
462 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 180
463 Going to the Dentist 70 180
464 Bad Day Holidays 132 180
465 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 180
466 Texas Legal Myths 107 180
467 Forgetting Someone's Name 148 180
468 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 179
469 Ending Fake-Outs Bonus 28 179
470 Bad Candy Bonus 19 179
471 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 179
472 Changed Passwords Not Saving 52 178
473 Demographic Dummies 81 178
474 Intellectual Property Laws 40 177
475 Zoom Exhaustion 33 177
476 Sand 178 177
477 Idea Guys 113 176
478 Seasonal Affective Disorder Bonus 11 176
479 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 175
480 Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill Bonus 30 174
481 Occam's Razor 145 174
482 Product Placement Movies 126 173
483 Blowing your Wad Early 115 173
484 Buyer's Remorse 116 173
485 Incest Porn 32 170
486 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 170
487 Conservative Porn 121 169
488 Credit Goblins 175 168
489 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 168
490 Too Many Stop Signs 134 167
491 Your Friends Making You Look Bad 176 167
492 Women Talking like Babies 162 166
493 Premature E-Trackulation 15 166
494 Figuring Out When to Leave Events Bonus 28 166
495 Election Spam 161 166
496 Talking to the Cops 148 165
497 Downward Mobility 173 164
498 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 163
499 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 163
500 Fear of Self-Promotion 59 162
501 LARPing PUAs 26 162
502 Burger Tribalism Bonus 10 161
503 Zipper Disrespecters 170 160
504 Old Movie Action Heroes 177 160
505 When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One 195 160
506 Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts Bonus 23 160
507 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 160
508 Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 55 159
509 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 159
510 Race-Based Voice Actors 198 159
511 Stupid Food Trends 11 159
512 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 159
513 The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy 185 158
514 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 158
515 Pets Stepping on Your Balls 167 157
516 Backseat Googlers 41 157
517 Paralysis of Choice 135 156
518 Refusal to Wear the Hijab 57 156
519 Sponsored Hate 28 155
520 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 155
521 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 155
522 Fake Fans 163 155
523 Power Outages 172 155
524 Arson Denial 172 154
525 The Chevron Deference 146 152
526 Babysitting a Drunk 208 151
527 The Voting Rights Act of 1965 Bonus 29 150
528 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 150
529 No Flying Cars 80 149
530 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 149
531 You Don't Get Anything For Voting Bonus 29 149
532 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 148
533 Talking to Drunk People 184 146
534 Women Being "Based" 173 146
535 "What the hell is wrong with me?" 188 146
536 Pity Party Poopers 49 146
537 Prison Rape Jokes Bonus 26 146
538 Communist Propaganda 185 146
539 Canada 177 146
540 The Vito Wars Bonus 31 145
541 Non-Absorbant Napkins 177 145
542 Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine 202 145
543 People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs 156 144
544 Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again 200 144
545 Ruined Jokes 181 144
546 No Respect for Engineers Bonus 24 143
547 3D Technology 40 143
548 Money Shaming 144 143
549 Celebrity Bands 55 142
550 Going to the Vet 144 141
551 People Who Can't Take a Joke 198 140
552 Distracted Children 130 140
553 Early Winter Darkness Bonus 30 139
554 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 139
555 Mandatory Evacuation Orders 58 139
556 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 138
557 Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels 196 137
558 Hurricanes 158 137
559 Anti-Woke Marketing 51 137
560 Guys Who Break Up a Fight 163 137
561 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 136
562 Metaphor Hijacking 133 136
563 Garbage Grillers 181 136
564 Shitty Deliveries 201 136
565 USAID 176 135
566 The Boy Who Cried AI 158 134
567 The War on Jocks 170 134
568 Influencer Slop 157 133
569 Traffic Drones 189 132
570 Asexuality 34 132
571 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 132
572 Crybaby Businesses 183 131
573 Drunk Eating 56 131
574 Poison Beer (PFAS) 190 131
575 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 131
576 The Fat Lady at the Olympics Bonus 31 130
577 Man Face 161 129
578 Askholes 190 129
579 Cars That Look Like Cop Cars 188 129
580 Anti DIY-ers 150 129
581 Babies in Movies/TV Shows 197 129
582 Bad Pillows 162 128
583 Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment Bonus 35 128
584 Enslaving Indie Directors 64 128
585 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 127
586 Franchise Crossovers 62 127
587 Rolling Blackouts 147 126
588 Women Drivers 215 126
589 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 125
590 Mass Shootings 112 124
591 The War on Porn 190 124
592 The Royal "We" 103 123
593 Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets 192 123
594 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 123
595 Sports-a-phobia 59 123
596 Halftime Shows 78 121
597 Not Showing Drink Prices 197 120
598 Bright Lights in Prison Bonus 26 120
599 Fatwas 53 119
600 H1B Visas 210 119
601 TV Episodes Without the Main Character 151 118
602 The Myth of Food Insecurity 205 118
603 Non-Consenual Sex Recording 174 117
604 Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore Bonus 37 117
605 Prison Food Bonus 26 117
606 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 117
607 Airplane Seats 95 115
608 Fucking Up the Landing 200 115
609 Shows Moving From Their Normal Time 193 115
610 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 115
611 Smoking is Too Cool 27 115
612 Women Taking Shit Over 204 114
613 Electoral College Deniers 161 114
614 Battery Corrosion 94 114
615 Bad Investments 179 113
616 "We Have McDonald's At Home" Bonus 25 113
617 Fake Food Freak-Outs 137 113
618 Backseat Murderers 114 113
619 The Destruction of Alt Journalism 129 112
620 Pronoun Resistance 1 111
621 The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit Bonus 37 111
622 Elmo 127 109
623 Pre-Checked Boxes 162 109
624 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 109
625 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 109
626 Dog Abuse 206 109
627 Jesus Dying at 33 Bonus 34 107
628 Phone Format Paste 105 107
629 Bryan Singer 88 107
630 Crypto Karens 146 107
631 OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer Bonus 31 106
632 The 1% 184 106
633 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 105
634 Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness 188 105
635 Headline Death Cockteasing 181 105
636 Culture War Criminals 106 105
637 People Who Steal Your Stories 150 105
638 Alexa Being Retarded 138 105
639 Backseat Parkers 195 105
640 "What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?" Bonus 36 105
641 Not Automatically Getting Deals 208 105
642 "One More Day" Bonus 16 104
643 Fake Video Game Endings Bonus 28 104
644 GameStop Stock Bonus 3 104
645 The Biggest Problem TV Treatment Bonus 21 104
646 Sports Gambling Bonus 32 104
647 Accent Intelligence Bias 173 103
648 Fake Download Buttons 215 103
649 Vanity Press 191 103
650 Not Enough Apolcaypse Bonus 24 103
651 Not Getting Drugs on Halloween 61 103
652 Conservative Comedy 140 103
653 Spoiler Nazis 36 101
654 The Death of Public Dumps 195 101
655 Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession Bonus 35 101
656 Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion Bonus 34 100
657 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 99
658 The US Postal Service 143 99
659 Suicide Prevention 214 99
660 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 99
661 AI Evangelists 128 98
662 "Would" 123 98
663 Liberal Mass Shooters 201 98
664 Pro-Spider Propaganda 65 98
665 Men and Their Legacies 185 96
666 Turn the AC "Up" 157 96
667 Fake Straights 63 96
668 Dad's TV Addiction Bonus 35 95
669 Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt 209 95
670 Trivial Cheating 96 95
671 Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off 206 95
672 Everything is a Mess Bonus 24 95
673 It's Hard To Tell 160 94
674 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 93
675 Doomers 174 93
676 Not Having a Car Guy 187 93
677 VOCs (Everything Stinks) 211 92
678 Feral Hogs 147 91
679 Guys Who Won't Apologize 203 91
680 Drugs That Don't Work 213 91
681 Back in School Nightmares Bonus 9 91
682 Chinese Lady-Bots Bonus 22 91
683 Online Naturalists 61 90
684 Getting Rid of Grease 38 88
685 Prison Abuse 128 88
686 Somalian Shit Talking 213 87
687 Fake Parking Spaces 204 87
688 Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom 186 87
689 The Modernization of Design 202 87
690 Undercover Cops at Burning Man 201 87
691 Smug Doomsday Preppers Bonus 24 87
692 Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes 197 87
693 Having to Get Multiple Estimates 211 87
694 The Meme of Einstein 171 86
695 Pussing Out 209 86
696 Unnecessary Sequels 207 85
697 Masturbation Monitor Bonus 25 85
698 Woke Museums 200 84
699 Search History 217 84
700 Eric's Billboard Chart Scam 194 83
701 The War in Gaza Bonus 21 83
702 The Laziness of Somali Scams 216 82
703 The Bud Light Boycott Bonus 21 82
704 Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In 199 82
705 Trick Food Sharing 174 82
706 Everyone Wants a Piece 206 82
707 Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey 200 81
708 Pathological Altruism 212 81
709 Son of Sam Laws Bonus 26 81
710 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 80
711 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 80
712 Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games) 191 80
713 All Technology is a Flat Rectangle 186 79
714 Missing McDonald's Breakfast Bonus 10 79
715 Bill Burr 182 78
716 The War on Hitler 207 78
717 Slowpoke Motorcycles 163 78
718 It's Too Hot Insider During Winter Bonus 30 78
719 Fake AI Typing 210 77
720 Prediction Markets Bonus 39 77
721 Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas Bonus 38 77
722 Scuffed Up Rares Bonus 27 76
723 Timing the Sides 203 76
724 People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up 206 75
725 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 75
726 Bob Dylan Worshippers 170 75
727 Compromising Your Art 218 74
728 What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox? 199 74
729 Authentic Chinese Food Bonus 22 74
730 Homeless People Simps 219 73
731 Fantasy / Sci-Fi Disabilities 219 72
732 The Death of the Organ Bonus 32 72
733 Rough Teeth 107 72
734 The Juiced Up PowerBall 214 72
735 Posting Pictures of Steak Online 144 72
736 Satanic Panic 77 71
737 Superman's Super Simping Bonus 36 71
738 Ingratitude 179 70
739 Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes 167 70
740 Bible Truthers 105 70
741 Dream Ideas 183 69
742 Free Market Haters 82 69
743 Community Detachment 80 69
744 Accidental Screen Shares 129 69
745 Peladophobia 77 69
746 Magical Teenagers Bonus 23 68
747 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 67
748 Gas Procrastinating 205 67
749 Crappy Salsa 212 67
750 No Voter ID 220 67
751 Shared Universes Bonus 18 66
752 Low Expectations 216 66
753 "The Greatest Story Ever Told" Bonus 34 66
754 Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks) 165 66
755 Banning SuperChats 214 65
756 Game Stop 110 64
757 Fake 2D Animation 38 63
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