The Problems

This Week

Unnecessary Sequels	15
The War on Hitler	4
Delivery Anticipation	3
Vibe Bombing	2
The New McDonald's Monopoly	0

Latest Bonus Episode

The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit	63
Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore	61
Musician Doppelgangers	-34
George Soros Conspiracies	-37

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4355
2	Fat Brain	2	3871
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3338
4	Too Much Pride	4	2579
5	"Disinformation"	3	2244
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2104
7	Late Rape	10	2052
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	1998
9	Tattle Tales	10	1860
10	Seth Rogen	19	1799
11	The War on Blackface	2	1706
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1668
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1604
14	Scientism	7	1527
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1411
16	Payment Processors	8	1384
17	Child Advocates	4	1266
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1234
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1219
20	The IRS	52	1138
21	Deinstitutionalization	6	1119
22	Inflation	24	1098
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1059
24	Pedophiles	29	997
25	Fake News	13	981
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	950
27	YouTube Role Models	5	938
28	Goth Erasure	8	905
29	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	891
30	Forced Diversity in Film	24	887
31	Prison Rape	7	882
32	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	854
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	827
34	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	824
35	Kangaroo Courts	51	821
36	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	818
37	Trans Athletes	10	811
38	Edgy Reboots	3	805
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	794
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	779
41	No-Knock Raids	28	764
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	761
43	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	759
44	Charger Not Included	15	747
45	Regret	4	736
46	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	725
47	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	711
48	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	704
49	The War on Anonymity	68	703
50	Social Malware	14	703
51	Installing Console Games	12	697
52	Political Scientists	26	696
53	The Homeless	80	690
54	Womansplaining	53	670
55	Circumcision Apologists	59	661
56	Holocaust Metaphors	9	659
57	Conservatives	67	651
58	Women's Tears	37	648
59	Going Back to Work	22	642
60	Testicular Torsion	19	639
61	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	636
62	Family Court	16	629
63	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	626
64	Comply Guys	52	618
65	Gun Control	15	613
66	Lack of Bidets	2	608
67	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	604
68	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	604
69	Rent is Too Damn High	48	592
70	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	584
71	Waiting	Bonus 1	582
72	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	578
73	Sustainability	11	577
74	Swatting	48	564
75	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	562
76	Pussy Cops	42	560
77	Eldercare	25	560
78	Civil Forfeiture	20	556
79	Media Consolidation	36	549
80	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	543
81	Parking Idlers	42	539
82	Empty Parking Lots	111	539
83	Short Attention Spans	86	536
84	Fake Neurodivergence	40	533
85	Political Canonizations	17	532
86	"Buy the Dip"	1	531
87	Corporate Bootlicking	60	522
88	Nuclear War	30	520
89	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	519
90	Silencing the User	16	519
91	The National Debt	27	518
92	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	516
93	Indoctrinating Children	33	516
94	Boycotts of the Week	35	514
95	Animal Abuse	50	511
96	Bad Jannies	26	506
97	The De-Sexification of Media	71	503
98	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	501
99	Social Media	55	500
100	Sleep Deprivation	32	497
101	Live Action Anime	19	494
102	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	488
103	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	484
104	Inventing Black Inventors	27	484
105	Big Leaguing	121	480
106	Student Debt Repayment	54	480
107	Two-Factor Authentication	6	480
108	Plea Deals	105	477
109	Master Erasure	12	472
110	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	472
111	Silver Alerts	6	464
112	Manliness Gurus	71	463
113	Woke Unions	16	461
114	George Soros District Attorneys	94	449
115	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	447
116	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	447
117	Theater Kids	56	447
118	Cash Bail	18	445
119	Columbus Hate	12	444
120	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	441
121	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	440
122	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	439
123	No More Comedies	37	438
124	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	437
125	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	437
126	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	436
127	Female Comedy Writers	54	435
128	Picky Parkers	7	432
129	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	432
130	Deadname Drama	53	430
131	Wrongful Convictions	136	430
132	Broken Bones	25	429
133	Common Core Math	127	429
134	Speed Traps	133	429
135	Game Journalists	50	428
136	Blindness	22	428
137	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	425
138	Funko Pops	18	424
139	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	422
140	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	421
141	Cash Register Solicitations	39	421
142	Shorter Attention Spans	57	418
143	Throwing Your Back Out	128	417
144	Charity Fraud	96	416
145	Wellness Checks	58	414
146	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	413
147	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	413
148	DEI	122	411
149	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	410
150	Robocallers	125	410
151	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	408
152	Democracy	Bonus 2	407
153	The War on Drugs	142	404
154	Child Support	61	404
155	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	403
156	Bread Tacos	31	401
157	Vito's Twitter Account	23	400
158	Loud Music at Bars	83	399
159	Hate Hoaxes	43	398
160	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	396
161	Whiny Waiters	83	395
162	Food Going Bad	93	392
163	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	392
164	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	391
165	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	389
166	Live Service Video Games	123	388
167	Mobile-Only Websites	52	387
168	The SEC	99	386
169	"Love Bombing"	34	385
170	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	384
171	Uninformed Voters	76	384
172	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	379
173	Easy Mode Activists	33	377
174	Unrealistic Expectations	42	377
175	Wil Wheaton	127	375
176	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	375
177	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	371
178	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	369
179	Stock Market Morons	86	368
180	SSRIs	49	363
181	The Gas Stove Ban	73	363
182	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	362
183	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	361
184	Artificial Scarcity	94	361
185	Bad Neighbors	110	361
186	e-Whores	72	359
187	Amber Heard Supporters	44	359
188	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	359
189	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	356
190	Keyboard Warriors	31	356
191	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	356
192	Laws That Make You Lie	34	355
193	Reparation Retardation	82	354
194	Simulation Theory	9	354
195	Autism	64	353
196	Elon Musk	67	349
197	Freemium Software	127	347
198	Mosquitos	109	347
199	Cops Transferring Departments	126	346
200	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	344
201	Nocturia	94	344
202	The Anchoring Effect	79	343
203	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	342
204	Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area	168	341
205	Toxic Positivity	95	341
206	Compelled Speech	83	338
207	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	337
208	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	336
209	Influencer Culture	45	334
210	Adam Sessler	73	334
211	Losing Shit	91	333
212	Freeway Protesters	46	333
213	Women Working at Home Depot	149	332
214	Famine	47	330
215	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	327
216	Snail-in Voting	92	327
217	Big Government	102	326
218	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	326
219	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	325
220	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	323
221	Women's Stories	138	323
222	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	323
223	Non-Drivers	100	322
224	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	321
225	The Emperor's New Burn	38	320
226	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	319
227	Long Lost Lectures	13	318
228	Suicide Baiting	120	317
229	Tech Switcheroos	77	317
230	"No" Erasure	147	316
231	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	314
232	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	313
233	Armchair Mechanics	15	313
234	Shitty Shippers	105	312
235	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	312
236	Contouring	79	312
237	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	312
238	People Who Don't Get Out of the Way	160	311
239	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	311
240	Girl Bosses	143	310
241	Time Vampires	137	309
242	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	308
243	Swastika Scaries	70	308
244	Tinnitus	114	306
245	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	306
246	Travel Insurance	25	306
247	Women's Dating Advice	104	306
248	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	305
249	The Olympics	28	305
250	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	305
251	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	304
252	Stan Culture	119	304
253	Epstein Blue Balls	47	304
254	The Five-Day Work Week	103	304
255	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	303
256	Tip Jar Takeover	75	302
257	Missed Opportunities	77	301
258	Too Many Licenses	46	300
259	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	299
260	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	298
261	The UK Government	106	298
262	Great Government Firewalls	84	297
263	Parasocial Relationships	90	297
264	Female Gamers	141	296
265	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	295
266	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	293
267	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	292
268	Stranger Danger	111	292
269	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	292
270	Initiating the Conversation	21	291
271	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	291
272	Unlisted Prices	120	288
273	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	288
274	Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations)	187	286
275	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	284
276	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	284
277	Communism	153	284
278	Domain Squatters	17	284
279	Living in the Ghetto	36	284
280	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	283
281	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	281
282	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	281
283	Post Purchase Surveys	81	281
284	Pimples on Your Nose	110	281
285	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	281
286	Minimum Wageslaves	49	281
287	Height Discrimination	47	280
288	Chump Syndrome	118	279
289	Drug Dummies	97	278
290	Effective Altruism	64	277
291	Team Guys	146	277
292	Awareness	98	276
293	Fear of Negotiating	74	274
294	Intrusive Thoughts	118	274
295	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	273
296	Gaslighting About Inflation	Bonus 31	273
297	Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are	175	271
298	Land Acknowledgements	89	271
299	Compulsive Liars	117	270
300	Fake Libertarians	103	270
301	The Civil Rights Act	85	270
302	Taylor Swift	125	270
303	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	269
304	Lag	153	268
305	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	267
306	Going to the Doctor	76	266
307	Rickety Shit	104	266
308	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	266
309	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	266
310	Graduation Speeches	93	265
311	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	264
312	Subsidizing Demand	154	263
313	Immigration	116	262
314	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	262
315	Cover Charges	86	261
316	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	260
317	Fool's Tits	152	260
318	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	260
319	Guys Who Can't Drive	165	260
320	Drip Pricing	88	260
321	Home Repair	124	260
322	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	258
323	Kink Personalities	79	257
324	Making Decisions	91	257
325	Extreme Heat Events	45	256
326	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	256
327	Space Tourists	5	256
328	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	256
329	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	255
330	The "u mad?" Game	73	255
331	Ticketmaster	65	255
332	Philistines	58	254
333	Starving Artists	69	254
334	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	254
335	Subway Performers	88	254
336	Hustlers' Universities	122	253
337	Cockteasing	65	252
338	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	252
339	Bad Cell Service	141	250
340	Finger Pain	10	250
341	Blacklists	140	249
342	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	249
343	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	248
344	Candidates Pretending to be Human	Bonus 29	247
345	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	246
346	Foreign Lobbyists	139	245
347	Nude Negotiators	32	245
348	Relying on Your Friends	87	244
349	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	242
350	The Minimum Wage	4	242
351	"Objectively"	112	242
352	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	241
353	Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal	166	241
354	Hypocrisy	87	241
355	Apple Fanboys	127	241
356	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	240
357	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	240
358	Washing and Drying Long Hair	178	240
359	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	239
360	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	239
361	"Right of Way" Disrespecters	170	239
362	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	238
363	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	237
364	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	236
365	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	235
366	USB Cables	80	232
367	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	231
368	Thirst Traps	81	231
369	Mandatory Milk	152	229
370	First Ladies	122	228
371	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	228
372	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	228
373	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	226
374	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	226
375	Ear Worms	29	226
376	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	226
377	Pedo Jacketing	62	224
378	My Bitch Realtor	89	223
379	Venue Cancellation	63	223
380	Fake Death Threats	129	222
381	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	221
382	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	221
383	Sticky Electronics	166	221
384	Craigslist Complainers	21	220
385	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	220
386	Tardy Drink Refills	92	219
387	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	219
388	Bad Shopping Carts	156	218
389	Unnecessary Censorship	171	217
390	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	217
391	Train Wrecks	78	217
392	Locking Yourself Out	152	217
393	Oakland, CA	150	217
394	Stupid Awards Shows	131	215
395	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	213
396	Roadside Death Shrines	36	212
397	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	212
398	The Haka	164	211
399	Women in Star Wars	89	211
400	Women Fighting in Movies	120	210
401	How Much Money is Spent on Elections	Bonus 29	210
402	One Hour Meetings	143	209
403	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	209
404	The Abuse of "Abuse"	162	209
405	May the 4th	88	207
406	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	207
407	Health Insurance Claim Denials	167	206
408	Seatbelt Alarms	27	206
409	Shoulder Pain	159	206
410	Thoughts and Prayers	74	206
411	Content Ratings Boards	138	204
412	Cops Doing You a Favor	168	204
413	Vegan Donuts	131	204
414	Tight Booths	119	203
415	High People	Bonus 15	203
416	Activist Ice Cream	97	202
417	Lack of Fictional Bigots	161	200
418	Activist CEOs	139	200
419	Data Breaches	148	200
420	Sore Losers	163	199
421	Empty Retail Spaces	166	198
422	Male Feminists	182	198
423	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	198
424	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	198
425	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	196
426	Suction Cups	43	196
427	Cute Shit	164	196
428	"Citation Needed"	187	195
429	Fake Retirements	114	194
430	All The Vaccine Autism Shit	178	193
431	The Parallel Economy	130	192
432	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	192
433	Snitches	155	191
434	Confirmation Bias	125	190
435	Ghost Texts	102	190
436	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	190
437	Vibe Coding	196	188
438	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	186
439	Breast Cancer Charity Scams	169	185
440	Going to Work While Sick	139	185
441	Side Hustles	32	185
442	Source Snobs	96	185
443	Hoarding	134	184
444	Holiday Parties	69	184
445	Men With "Daddy Issues"	186	184
446	Sensationalism	66	184
447	Tiny House Propaganda	117	184
448	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	184
449	Losing Your Tools	154	184
450	Rats	159	182
451	Touchy Teachers	169	182
452	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	182
453	Rental Car Insurance	154	182
454	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	181
455	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	181
456	Cults	150	181
457	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	180
458	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	180
459	Boob Truthers	109	180
460	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	180
461	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	180
462	Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did	Bonus 35	180
463	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	179
464	Going to the Dentist	70	178
465	Bad Day Holidays	132	178
466	Texas Legal Myths	107	178
467	Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door	160	178
468	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	178
469	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	177
470	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	177
471	Demographic Dummies	81	177
472	People Not Changing	172	177
473	Intellectual Property Laws	40	176
474	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	176
475	Zoom Exhaustion	33	176
476	Sand	178	175
477	Idea Guys	113	173
478	Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill	Bonus 30	172
479	Product Placement Movies	126	172
480	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	172
481	Incest Porn	32	172
482	Blowing your Wad Early	115	171
483	Occam's Razor	145	171
484	Buyer's Remorse	116	171
485	Conservative Porn	121	169
486	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	168
487	Too Many Stop Signs	134	167
488	Credit Goblins	175	167
489	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	167
490	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	166
491	Premature E-Trackulation	15	165
492	Women Talking like Babies	162	164
493	Your Friends Making You Look Bad	176	164
494	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	164
495	Downward Mobility	173	163
496	Talking to the Cops	148	163
497	Election Spam	161	163
498	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	161
499	LARPing PUAs	26	161
500	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	161
501	Old Movie Action Heroes	177	160
502	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	160
503	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	160
504	Zipper Disrespecters	170	159
505	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	159
506	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	157
507	Stupid Food Trends	11	157
508	Pets Stepping on Your Balls	167	157
509	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	157
510	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	157
511	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	156
512	The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	185	156
513	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	156
514	Paralysis of Choice	135	156
515	When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One	195	156
516	Backseat Googlers	41	155
517	Sponsored Hate	28	154
518	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	154
519	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	154
520	Power Outages	172	154
521	Fake Fans	163	153
522	Race-Based Voice Actors	198	152
523	Arson Denial	172	152
524	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	150
525	The Chevron Deference	146	149
526	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	148
527	The Voting Rights Act of 1965	Bonus 29	148
528	No Flying Cars	80	147
529	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	147
530	You Don't Get Anything For Voting	Bonus 29	147
531	"What the hell is wrong with me?"	188	146
532	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	146
533	Canada	177	146
534	Women Being "Based"	173	145
535	Pity Party Poopers	49	145
536	Talking to Drunk People	184	144
537	Communist Propaganda	185	144
538	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	143
539	The Vito Wars	Bonus 31	143
540	Ruined Jokes	181	143
541	Non-Absorbant Napkins	177	142
542	3D Technology	40	141
543	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	141
544	Celebrity Bands	55	140
545	Money Shaming	144	140
546	Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again	200	140
547	Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine	202	139
548	Distracted Children	130	139
549	Going to the Vet	144	139
550	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	138
551	Early Winter Darkness	Bonus 30	137
552	Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels	196	136
553	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	136
554	Metaphor Hijacking	133	136
555	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	135
556	USAID	176	135
557	The War on Jocks	170	135
558	Hurricanes	158	135
559	Guys Who Break Up a Fight	163	135
560	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	135
561	People Who Can't Take a Joke	198	134
562	Garbage Grillers	181	134
563	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	133
564	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	133
565	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	132
566	Shitty Deliveries	201	132
567	Asexuality	34	131
568	Poison Beer (PFAS)	190	131
569	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	131
570	Traffic Drones	189	130
571	Influencer Slop	157	130
572	Crybaby Businesses	183	130
573	Drunk Eating	56	130
574	The Fat Lady at the Olympics	Bonus 31	129
575	Man Face	161	128
576	Franchise Crossovers	62	128
577	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	128
578	Askholes	190	127
579	Cars That Look Like Cop Cars	188	127
580	Anti DIY-ers	150	127
581	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	126
582	Rolling Blackouts	147	125
583	Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment	Bonus 35	125
584	Bad Pillows	162	124
585	Babies in Movies/TV Shows	197	124
586	Mass Shootings	112	123
587	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	123
588	The War on Porn	190	123
589	Sports-a-phobia	59	122
590	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	121
591	Halftime Shows	78	120
592	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	120
593	The Royal "We"	103	119
594	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	119
595	Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets	192	119
596	Fatwas	53	118
597	Non-Consenual Sex Recording	174	118
598	Prison Food	Bonus 26	118
599	Shows Moving From Their Normal Time	193	115
600	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	115
601	Smoking is Too Cool	27	115
602	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	115
603	Airplane Seats	95	114
604	Not Showing Drink Prices	197	114
605	Bad Investments	179	113
606	Electoral College Deniers	161	113
607	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	113
608	Battery Corrosion	94	113
609	Fucking Up the Landing	200	112
610	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	112
611	Pronoun Resistance	1	112
612	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	112
613	Backseat Murderers	114	111
614	The Myth of Food Insecurity	205	110
615	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	109
616	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	109
617	Women Taking Shit Over	204	108
618	Elmo	127	108
619	OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer	Bonus 31	108
620	Jesus Dying at 33	Bonus 34	107
621	Phone Format Paste	105	107
622	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	106
623	Pre-Checked Boxes	162	106
624	Bryan Singer	88	106
625	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	105
626	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	105
627	Headline Death Cockteasing	181	105
628	Culture War Criminals	106	105
629	Alexa Being Retarded	138	105
630	Crypto Karens	146	105
631	Sports Gambling	Bonus 32	104
632	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	104
633	Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness	188	104
634	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	104
635	The 1%	184	104
636	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	103
637	Accent Intelligence Bias	173	103
638	"What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?"	Bonus 36	103
639	Conservative Comedy	140	103
640	Backseat Parkers	195	102
641	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	102
642	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	102
643	Spoiler Nazis	36	101
644	Vanity Press	191	101
645	The US Postal Service	143	100
646	Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	Bonus 34	99
647	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	98
648	"Would"	123	98
649	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	98
650	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	98
651	AI Evangelists	128	97
652	The Death of Public Dumps	195	97
653	Fake Straights	63	96
654	Trivial Cheating	96	96
655	Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession	Bonus 35	96
656	Men and Their Legacies	185	95
657	Liberal Mass Shooters	201	95
658	Not Having a Car Guy	187	95
659	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	94
660	Turn the AC "Up"	157	93
661	Doomers	174	93
662	Dog Abuse	206	93
663	It's Hard To Tell	160	92
664	Feral Hogs	147	91
665	Online Naturalists	61	90
666	Dad's TV Addiction	Bonus 35	90
667	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	90
668	Prison Abuse	128	90
669	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	90
670	Getting Rid of Grease	38	88
671	Undercover Cops at Burning Man	201	88
672	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	88
673	The Meme of Einstein	171	87
674	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	86
675	Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes	197	86
676	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	85
677	Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom	186	85
678	Guys Who Won't Apologize	203	85
679	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	84
680	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	83
681	Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey	200	82
682	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	82
683	Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In	199	82
684	Trick Food Sharing	174	82
685	Eric's Billboard Chart Scam	194	81
686	The Modernization of Design	202	81
687	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	80
688	Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games)	191	80
689	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	79
690	Woke Museums	200	79
691	Fake Parking Spaces	204	78
692	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	78
693	Bill Burr	182	77
694	Slowpoke Motorcycles	163	77
695	Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off	206	77
696	All Technology is a Flat Rectangle	186	76
697	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	76
698	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	75
699	Bob Dylan Worshippers	170	75
700	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	75
701	It's Too Hot Insider During Winter	Bonus 30	75
702	What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox?	199	74
703	The Death of the Organ	Bonus 32	72
704	Timing the Sides	203	72
705	Rough Teeth	107	71
706	Free Market Haters	82	71
707	Peladophobia	77	71
708	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	71
709	Bible Truthers	105	71
710	Satanic Panic	77	70
711	Ingratitude	179	70
712	Dream Ideas	183	69
713	Community Detachment	80	69
714	Accidental Screen Shares	129	69
715	Everyone Wants a Piece	206	69
716	Superman's Super Simping	Bonus 36	69
717	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	67
718	Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes	167	67
719	Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks)	165	67
720	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	66
721	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	66
722	"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	Bonus 34	66
723	The Costco Guys	Bonus 31	64
724	Fake 2D Animation	38	63
725	"no" Autocorrect	60	63
726	The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit	Bonus 37	63
727	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	63
728	Gas Procrastinating	205	61
729	Writer's Block	202	61
730	Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore	Bonus 37	61
731	Game Stop	110	61
732	e-Sports Hype	Bonus 32	60
733	Friends and Family Discounts	135	59
734	Delusion	205	57
735	Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage	Bonus 35	57
736	People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	Bonus 34	57
737	Bluetooth	40	57
738	Religion in Schools	137	57
739	Soldering	184	57
740	People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up	206	56
741	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	56
742	Vtubers	145	55
743	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	55
744	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	55
745	The War on Whiteface	56	55
746	Shitty Slow Motion	16	54
747	Gambling	188	52
748	OCD Toasters	13	51
749	Leaving the Oven On	171	50
750	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	50
751	Dad Little League Coach	Bonus 35	50
752	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	49
753	Your Bro Getting a New Ho	171	49
754	Destiny's Dick	200	49
755	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	48
756	Cash Only Businesses	191	48
757	Deli Dummies	193	47
758	Nazis are Too Cool	85	46
759	IP Theft	199	45
760	Event Wristbands	45	45
761	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	45
762	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	45
763	Everybody is a Cancer Doctor	189	45
764	Military Suicides	56	44
765	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	44
766	Not Enough Leftovers	116	43
767	The War on Doxing	169	41
768	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	40
769	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	40
770	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	40
771	Deficit Dummies	194	40
772	The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment	194	39
773	Absolutely No Steroid Policies	Bonus 32	39
774	Secret Suicides	191	38
775	Sober October	109	37
776	CVS	201	35
777	Frozen	Bonus 30	34
778	Photo Albums	192	34
779	Bodegas	46	34
780	The Right's Obsession with Hollywood	205	32
781	Shrinking Jaws	179	32
782	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	32
783	The End of the Civil War	Bonus 28	30
784	"Nesting"	193	29
785	False Piss Driblets	173	28
786	Sour Grapes	24	25
787	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	25
788	Too Many Jedi	151	24
789	TMM (Too Much Mayo)	190	24
790	The Sun Exploding	140	24
791	Fortnite	98	22
792	Bad Movie Guilt	189	21
793	Poor Superheroes	179	21
794	UFO Conspiracies	138	21
795	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	19
796	Calling the Manager	203	18
797	Flip Flops Breaking	30	16
798	Unnecessary Sequels	207	15
799	The Sex Offender Registry	126	14
800	The Extended Jesus Universe	Bonus 34	14
801	Arizona Inflation	90	14
802	Missle Defense Systems	192	7
803	The War on Hitler	207	4
804	Delivery Anticipation	207	3
805	Video Games are Too Expensive	196	3
806	Vibe Bombing	207	2
807	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	1
808	Winter Wonderlands	Bonus 30	0
809	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	0
810	The New McDonald's Monopoly	207	0
811	Halloweenies	109	-1
812	Holiday Decorations	62	-1
813	Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In	181	-1
814	Soap Ejaculate	135	-1
815	Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People	168	-1
816	Social Media Disinformation	115	-3
817	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-4
818	Politeness Words	23	-4
819	Writing Checks	185	-5
820	Cheerleaders	Bonus 32	-6
821	Penny Pinchers	176	-6
822	Stolen Valor Vigilantes	199	-7
823	South Park Falling Off	198	-11
824	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-11
825	Macho Weathermen	11	-12
826	Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail	200	-13
827	VR Chat	51	-14
828	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-14
829	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-15
830	Surprises	169	-17
831	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-18
832	Nextdoor Apps	117	-19
833	Internet Beefs	192	-19
834	Fake Graphic Designers	182	-19
835	Disaster Blue Balls	160	-20
836	Dubs	139	-21
837	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-21
838	Disaster Tourism	172	-21
839	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-23
840	Bed Sheets	201	-23
841	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-24
842	Professional Wrestling	Bonus 32	-27
843	Not Enough Tylenol	204	-27
844	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-28
845	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-28
846	Scooter Parking Zones	184	-29
847	Bad Hecklers	151	-30
848	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-30
849	Legacy Characters	Bonus 36	-31
850	Jersey Burning	63	-31
851	Work Holiday Parties	118	-32
852	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-33
853	Musician Doppelgangers	Bonus 37	-34
854	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-34
855	Slow Cancer	65	-36
856	George Soros Conspiracies	Bonus 37	-37
857	Bad Blood	67	-37
858	The Myth of Hard Work	Bonus 32	-38
859	Seatbelt Laws	85	-38
860	Lex Luthor Was Right	Bonus 36	-39
861	High Speed Train Fetishists	197	-39
862	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-39
863	Getting Passed Over For a Promotion	167	-40
864	Trump People	178	-41
865	Counting Dead Kids	110	-41
866	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-42
867	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-42
868	Vladimir Putin	30	-43
869	Shit in Your Drink	140	-43
870	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-46
871	Disrespecting Comic Creators	Bonus 36	-47
872	A Never-Ending Piss	204	-48
873	Donkey Jelly	141	-49
874	Mugshot Envy	103	-49
875	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-50
876	The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth	164	-51
877	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-51
878	Watching a Man Drown	104	-51
879	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-53
880	The Superman Logo	Bonus 36	-53
881	Transphobia	83	-53
882	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-54
883	Prisoner Firefighters	174	-54
884	Very Special Episodes	91	-56
885	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-59
886	No Respect For The Good Times	198	-60
887	Branded Buttons	23	-61
888	Wifejak	166	-61
889	Police Body Cams	183	-63
890	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-63
891	Crack	28	-64
892	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-64
893	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-66
894	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-66
895	Complaining About Free Media	159	-67
896	Lion Tamers	203	-68
897	The Decline in Youth Vapint	Bonus 31	-69
898	Buffet Anxiety	134	-69
899	Realizing You Were The Bully in High School	164	-70
900	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-71
901	Fireworks	194	-71
902	Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash	180	-71
903	Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas	Bonus 31	-71
904	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-72
905	Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes	Bonus 30	-72
906	Medical Marijuana	153	-74
907	Plushies	168	-75
908	Unqualified Applicants	114	-77
909	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-78
910	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-78
911	Printer Ink	180	-79
912	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-79
913	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-79
914	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-81
915	Forgetting to Wash Your Hair	186	-82
916	Derivative Dummies	124	-82
917	Horny Logic	143	-85
918	Sphere Haters	202	-87
919	No Adult Heelys	170	-88
920	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-89
921	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-89
922	Figure Skating	175	-91
923	American Privilege	118	-92
924	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-92
925	Terrorism Haters	187	-92
926	Local Businesses	29	-93
927	Federal Holidays	193	-93
928	Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops	189	-94
929	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-95
930	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-95
931	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-96
932	Too Long of Media	24	-99
933	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-100
934	Groupon Anxiety	195	-101
935	Black Israelites	63	-103
936	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-105
937	$1,000 Posters	87	-106
938	Eye Exams	175	-106
939	Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men)	178	-106
940	Gamers	100	-107
941	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-107
942	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-108
943	Shoelaces	158	-108
944	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-109
945	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-110
946	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-110
947	Pissphobes	84	-111
948	Body Shaming	151	-111
949	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-113
950	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-114
951	Killing All The Chickens	180	-114
952	Parental Wisdom	93	-114
953	The Barbie Movie	101	-115
954	Cave Explorers	154	-115
955	NFT Haters	95	-116
956	Bad Snaps	125	-116
957	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-117
958	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-117
959	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-120
960	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-122
961	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-122
962	National Parks	132	-123
963	Making Up Laws	Bonus 33	-126
964	Block Babies	102	-127
965	Different Races	Bonus 4	-130
966	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-132
967	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-139
968	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-140
969	Nostalgia 64	111	-142
970	Private Wi-Fis	126	-142
971	Fan Entitlement	70	-143
972	Gay Denial	196	-144
973	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-147
974	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-148
975	Getting Idioms Wrong	Bonus 33	-148
976	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-152
977	Lingering Holidays	156	-153
978	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-153
979	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-153
980	Lack of Receipts	Bonus 33	-154
981	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-159
982	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-160
983	Using Stock Photography Wrong	Bonus 33	-166
984	Public Urination Laws	14	-169
985	Cynicism	180	-171
986	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-176
987	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-177
988	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-179
989	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-193
990	Kink Shaming	35	-197
991	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-198
992	Surrogacy Haters	119	-198
993	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-200
994	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-201
995	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-203
996	Shoulder Nipples	71	-204
997	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-212
998	Fingernail Piles	121	-220
999	Canon Cops	43	-223
1000	The Transgender Military Ban	177	-236
1001	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-247
1002	False False Flags	72	-249
1003	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-255
1004	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-264
1005	Disability Discrimination	35	-279
1006	Email	60	-286
1007	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-287
1008	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-292
1009	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-293
1010	Not Enough Seanies	39	-298
1011	Night Pooping	94	-307
1012	Digital Piracy	165	-318
1013	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-333
1014	Ratchet Straps	54	-334
1015	Futurama Fans	31	-357
1016	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-362
1017	Evolution	48	-365
1018	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-366
1019	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-370
1020	Baby Lovers	136	-407
1021	Anti-Semitism	60	-407
1022	Cum	71	-450
1023	Hitler	68	-492
1024	French Fries	Bonus 10	-702
1025	"You Voted For This"	25	-819
1026	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-956
1027	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-973
1028	Puppets	7	-1216
1029	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1292
1030	COVID Deniers	5	-1907