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This Week

Search History 40
Not Enough Manifest Destiny 14
Young People Don't Drink 4
Vaccine Injuries -1

Latest Bonus Episode

Not Enough Deportations 131
Prediction Markets 50
Scott Adams' Cancer Spectacular 6
People in Discord Who Cheat At Wordle -28
Magic: the Gathering Spiderman Set -34
Ozzy Osbourne's Final Concert -44

All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Woke Marketing 1 4377
2 Fat Brain 2 3891
3 Chinese Aporogies 3 3346
4 Too Much Pride 4 2587
5 "Disinformation" 3 2251
6 The N-Word Defense 5 2118
7 Late Rape 10 2065
8 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 2006
9 Tattle Tales 10 1864
10 Seth Rogen 19 1805
11 The War on Blackface 2 1711
12 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1674
13 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 1610
14 Scientism 7 1533
15 Millionaire Socialists 8 1421
16 Payment Processors 8 1389
17 Child Advocates 4 1268
18 Nuclear-phobia 14 1239
19 Women Running Education Bonus 9 1227
20 The IRS 52 1144
21 Deinstitutionalization 6 1121
22 Inflation 24 1102
23 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 1060
24 Pedophiles 29 1002
25 Fake News 13 983
26 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 951
27 YouTube Role Models 5 941
28 Goth Erasure 8 909
29 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 898
30 Forced Diversity in Film 24 894
31 Prison Rape 7 888
32 Diversity Extortion Mafias 131 861
33 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 830
34 Kangaroo Courts 51 825
35 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 824
36 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 824
37 Trans Athletes 10 814
38 Edgy Reboots 3 806
39 The Cowardice of Women 26 799
40 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 783
41 No-Knock Raids 28 771
42 Getting Your Order Wrong Bonus 10 766
43 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 758
44 Charger Not Included 15 749
45 Regret 4 739
46 No Hot Girls in Your Class Bonus 9 727
47 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 721
48 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 709
49 The War on Anonymity 68 708
50 Social Malware 14 705
51 Political Scientists 26 698
52 Installing Console Games 12 697
53 The Homeless 80 693
54 Womansplaining 53 671
55 Circumcision Apologists 59 665
56 Holocaust Metaphors 9 659
57 Conservatives 67 652
58 Women's Tears 37 650
59 Going Back to Work 22 646
60 Testicular Torsion 19 645
61 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 636
62 Family Court 16 632
63 School Starts Too Early Bonus 9 627
64 Comply Guys 52 619
65 Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything" 136 616
66 Gun Control 15 615
67 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 611
68 Lack of Bidets 2 607
69 Rent is Too Damn High 48 598
70 The Death of the Dollar Menu Bonus 10 590
71 Waiting Bonus 1 587
72 Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging 136 585
73 Sustainability 11 577
74 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 568
75 Swatting 48 567
76 Pussy Cops 42 563
77 Eldercare 25 563
78 Civil Forfeiture 20 558
79 Media Consolidation 36 551
80 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 548
81 Parking Idlers 42 541
82 Empty Parking Lots 111 540
83 Fake Neurodivergence 40 539
84 Short Attention Spans 86 536
85 "Buy the Dip" 1 532
86 Political Canonizations 17 532
87 Corporate Bootlicking 60 524
88 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 522
89 Nuclear War 30 521
90 Silencing the User 16 521
91 Indoctrinating Children 33 520
92 The National Debt 27 518
93 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 517
94 Animal Abuse 50 516
95 Boycotts of the Week 35 514
96 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 507
97 Bad Jannies 26 507
98 The De-Sexification of Media 71 506
99 Sleep Deprivation 32 505
100 Social Media 55 504
101 Live Action Anime 19 495
102 Inventing Black Inventors 27 488
103 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 487
104 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 486
105 Plea Deals 105 483
106 Big Leaguing 121 482
107 Student Debt Repayment 54 482
108 Two-Factor Authentication 6 482
109 Women Always Having to Win Arguments 142 478
110 Master Erasure 12 473
111 Manliness Gurus 71 470
112 Woke Unions 16 466
113 Silver Alerts 6 464
114 George Soros District Attorneys 94 454
115 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 451
116 Theater Kids 56 451
117 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 446
118 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 446
119 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 446
120 Columbus Hate 12 445
121 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 444
122 Cash Bail 18 444
123 No More Comedies 37 442
124 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 442
125 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 441
126 Female Comedy Writers 54 439
127 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 437
128 Common Core Math 127 436
129 Picky Parkers 7 433
130 Overly Courteous Drivers 50 433
131 Speed Traps 133 433
132 Game Journalists 50 432
133 Deadname Drama 53 432
134 Wrongful Convictions 136 432
135 Broken Bones 25 431
136 Funko Pops 18 428
137 Blindness 22 428
138 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 427
139 Onmibus Spending Bills 70 425
140 Throwing Your Back Out 128 423
141 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 423
142 Cash Register Solicitations 39 423
143 Shorter Attention Spans 57 421
144 Charity Fraud 96 420
145 DEI 122 419
146 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 416
147 Robocallers 125 415
148 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 415
149 Wellness Checks 58 413
150 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 412
151 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 410
152 Democracy Bonus 2 409
153 The War on Drugs 142 406
154 Child Support 61 406
155 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 405
156 Vito's Twitter Account 23 404
157 Bread Tacos 31 402
158 Loud Music at Bars 83 400
159 Hate Hoaxes 43 400
160 Whiny Waiters 83 397
161 Food Going Bad 93 396
162 Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru Bonus 10 396
163 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 396
164 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 395
165 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 392
166 Live Service Video Games 123 391
167 The SEC 99 390
168 Mobile-Only Websites 52 388
169 "Love Bombing" 34 387
170 Uninformed Voters 76 387
171 Appealing to the Chinese Market Bonus 22 386
172 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 382
173 Easy Mode Activists 33 380
174 Wil Wheaton 127 380
175 Unrealistic Expectations 42 378
176 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 376
177 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 372
178 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 371
179 Stock Market Morons 86 369
180 Bad Neighbors 110 366
181 The Gas Stove Ban 73 366
182 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 364
183 Artificial Scarcity 94 364
184 Guys Getting in Fights Over Women 137 363
185 SSRIs 49 363
186 e-Whores 72 362
187 Amber Heard Supporters 44 362
188 Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally 156 361
189 Keyboard Warriors 31 358
190 Generation of Sexless Idiots 132 358
191 Laws That Make You Lie 34 357
192 Simulation Theory 9 356
193 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 355
194 Reparation Retardation 82 355
195 Autism 64 355
196 Elon Musk 67 351
197 Freemium Software 127 350
198 Mosquitos 109 350
199 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 347
200 Cops Transferring Departments 126 346
201 Nocturia 94 345
202 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 344
203 Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area 168 344
204 The Anchoring Effect 79 344
205 Toxic Positivity 95 344
206 Compelled Speech 83 340
207 No Masturbation in Prison Bonus 26 339
208 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 339
209 Losing Shit 91 337
210 Women Working at Home Depot 149 336
211 Influencer Culture 45 335
212 Freeway Protesters 46 335
213 Adam Sessler 73 333
214 Famine 47 332
215 Chips Breaking in the Dip 128 330
216 Big Government 102 330
217 Snail-in Voting 92 330
218 People Taking Too Long On Their Turn Bonus 27 327
219 Women's Stories 138 327
220 The Female Dating Strategy Podcast 68 327
221 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 326
222 Credit Card Interest Rates 157 326
223 Non-Drivers 100 323
224 Finding the Edge on Packing Tape 62 322
225 Mothers Against Drunk Driving Bonus 25 322
226 The Emperor's New Burn 38 320
227 Suicide Baiting 120 319
228 "No" Erasure 147 319
229 Long Lost Lectures 13 319
230 Tech Switcheroos 77 318
231 Getting Band-Aids Wet 57 317
232 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 315
233 Girl Bosses 143 314
234 People Who Don't Get Out of the Way 160 314
235 Creepy Targeted Ads 54 314
236 Contouring 79 314
237 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 314
238 Shitty Shippers 105 313
239 Armchair Mechanics 15 312
240 Time Vampires 137 311
241 Badly Timed Traffic Lights 66 311
242 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 311
243 Swastika Scaries 70 310
244 Tinnitus 114 309
245 Travel Insurance 25 308
246 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 307
247 Stan Culture 119 307
248 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 307
249 The Olympics 28 306
250 Women's Dating Advice 104 306
251 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 305
252 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 305
253 Epstein Blue Balls 47 305
254 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 304
255 Tip Jar Takeover 75 303
256 The UK Government 106 303
257 Missed Opportunities 77 303
258 The Five-Day Work Week 103 303
259 Too Many Licenses 46 302
260 Single Mothers Bonus 25 302
261 Great Government Firewalls 84 299
262 Parasocial Relationships 90 299
263 Female Gamers 141 297
264 Billionaire Bootlickers 69 296
265 In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move 129 296
266 Corporate Sponsored Memes 134 295
267 Getting Sick During Time Off 66 295
268 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 294
269 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 294
270 Initiating the Conversation 21 293
271 Stranger Danger 111 293
272 Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations) 187 291
273 Unlisted Prices 120 291
274 Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse 133 288
275 Communism 153 287
276 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 286
277 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 286
278 Microplastics in Your Balls 142 284
279 Living in the Ghetto 36 284
280 Domain Squatters 17 283
281 Team Guys 146 283
282 Pimples on Your Nose 110 282
283 Ignoring Driving Signals 124 282
284 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 282
285 Post Purchase Surveys 81 282
286 Minimum Wageslaves 49 282
287 Chump Syndrome 118 281
288 Height Discrimination 47 281
289 Effective Altruism 64 279
290 Drug Dummies 97 279
291 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 279
292 Awareness 98 278
293 Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are 175 276
294 Gaslighting About Inflation Bonus 31 276
295 Fear of Negotiating 74 275
296 Compulsive Liars 117 275
297 Intrusive Thoughts 118 275
298 Land Acknowledgements 89 274
299 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 274
300 The Civil Rights Act 85 271
301 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 270
302 Fake Libertarians 103 270
303 Taylor Swift 125 270
304 Lag 153 269
305 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 269
306 Rickety Shit 104 268
307 Failing to Complete an Errand 129 268
308 Graduation Speeches 93 268
309 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 268
310 Going to the Doctor 76 267
311 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 265
312 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 264
313 Subsidizing Demand 154 264
314 Immigration 116 263
315 Drip Pricing 88 263
316 Cover Charges 86 262
317 Fool's Tits 152 262
318 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 262
319 Not Enough Belts Bonus 23 261
320 Home Repair 124 261
321 Making Decisions 91 260
322 Guys Who Can't Drive 165 259
323 Unnecessary Safety Warnings 63 259
324 Kink Personalities 79 258
325 Extreme Heat Events 45 257
326 The Disappointment of AI Bonus 21 257
327 Space Tourists 5 257
328 For Profit Prisons Bonus 26 257
329 Long Goodbyes Bonus 28 257
330 The "u mad?" Game 73 256
331 Subway Performers 88 256
332 Ticketmaster 65 256
333 Cockteasing 65 255
334 Philistines 58 255
335 Starving Artists 69 255
336 Chinese Apps Bonus 22 255
337 Hustlers' Universities 122 254
338 Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard 58 253
339 Finger Pain 10 253
340 Bad Cell Service 141 251
341 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 250
342 Blacklists 140 250
343 Candidates Pretending to be Human Bonus 29 249
344 People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane 64 249
345 Fake Transparent PNGs 130 247
346 Relying on Your Friends 87 247
347 Foreign Lobbyists 139 246
348 Nude Negotiators 32 245
349 Apple Fanboys 127 244
350 The Minimum Wage 4 244
351 Hypocrisy 87 243
352 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 243
353 "Objectively" 112 243
354 Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal 166 242
355 Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away Bonus 25 242
356 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 242
357 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 241
358 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 241
359 "Right of Way" Disrespecters 170 241
360 Washing and Drying Long Hair 178 241
361 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 240
362 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 240
363 No Toilet Privacy Bonus 26 238
364 Too Many Twinks Bonus 23 236
365 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 234
366 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 234
367 USB Cables 80 234
368 Thirst Traps 81 234
369 First Ladies 122 230
370 Mandatory Milk 152 230
371 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 230
372 Patting Yourself on the Back 132 229
373 Women Co-opting Slurs 145 228
374 Comics Shit Bonus 18 228
375 Ear Worms 29 227
376 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 227
377 My Bitch Realtor 89 226
378 Venue Cancellation 63 225
379 Pedo Jacketing 62 225
380 Fake Death Threats 129 223
381 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 223
382 "Aw Hell Nah." 155 222
383 "He Didn't Do Nothing 158 222
384 Sticky Electronics 166 222
385 Craigslist Complainers 21 221
386 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 221
387 Bad Shopping Carts 156 220
388 Tardy Drink Refills 92 220
389 Unnecessary Censorship 171 219
390 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 219
391 Oakland, CA 150 219
392 Train Wrecks 78 218
393 Locking Yourself Out 152 218
394 Stupid Awards Shows 131 217
395 Women in Star Wars 89 213
396 Keemstar's Thin Skin 135 213
397 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 213
398 Roadside Death Shrines 36 213
399 The Haka 164 212
400 Women Fighting in Movies 120 211
401 One Hour Meetings 143 211
402 "How Was School?" Bonus 25 211
403 May the 4th 88 211
404 How Much Money is Spent on Elections Bonus 29 211
405 The Abuse of "Abuse" 162 210
406 Health Insurance Claim Denials 167 208
407 Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat 148 208
408 Shoulder Pain 159 208
409 Content Ratings Boards 138 207
410 Seatbelt Alarms 27 207
411 Thoughts and Prayers 74 207
412 High People Bonus 15 206
413 Cute Shit 164 205
414 Cops Doing You a Favor 168 204
415 Tight Booths 119 204
416 Vegan Donuts 131 204
417 Activist Ice Cream 97 203
418 Lack of Fictional Bigots 161 201
419 Activist CEOs 139 201
420 Data Breaches 148 201
421 Sore Losers 163 200
422 Empty Retail Spaces 166 199
423 Male Feminists 182 199
424 Christmas Truthers Bonus 11 198
425 Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons 149 197
426 Fake Retirements 114 197
427 "Citation Needed" 187 196
428 Suction Cups 43 196
429 All The Vaccine Autism Shit 178 195
430 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 195
431 The Parallel Economy 130 193
432 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 193
433 Snitches 155 192
434 Vibe Coding 196 192
435 Confirmation Bias 125 192
436 Ghost Texts 102 190
437 Forced Christmas Memes Bonus 11 190
438 Going to Work While Sick 139 189
439 Hoarding 134 188
440 Holiday Parties 69 187
441 The Alt-Tab Death Spiral 47 187
442 Source Snobs 96 187
443 Tiny House Propaganda 117 187
444 Breast Cancer Charity Scams 169 186
445 Men With "Daddy Issues" 186 186
446 Side Hustles 32 186
447 Sensationalism 66 186
448 Forgetting Things When You Travel 142 186
449 Losing Your Tools 154 185
450 Rats 159 184
451 Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did Bonus 35 184
452 Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door 160 183
453 Cults 150 183
454 Rental Car Insurance 154 183
455 Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle 146 182
456 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 182
457 Boob Truthers 109 182
458 Music Videos Disguised as Movies 61 182
459 Touchy Teachers 169 181
460 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 180
461 Going to the Dentist 70 180
462 Bad Day Holidays 132 180
463 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 180
464 Texas Legal Myths 107 180
465 Forgetting Someone's Name 148 180
466 People Not Changing 172 180
467 Ending Fake-Outs Bonus 28 179
468 Bad Candy Bonus 19 179
469 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 179
470 Changed Passwords Not Saving 52 178
471 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 178
472 Demographic Dummies 81 178
473 Intellectual Property Laws 40 177
474 Sand 178 177
475 Zoom Exhaustion 33 177
476 Idea Guys 113 176
477 Seasonal Affective Disorder Bonus 11 176
478 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 175
479 Occam's Razor 145 174
480 Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill Bonus 30 173
481 Product Placement Movies 126 173
482 Blowing your Wad Early 115 173
483 Buyer's Remorse 116 173
484 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 171
485 Incest Porn 32 170
486 Conservative Porn 121 169
487 Credit Goblins 175 168
488 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 168
489 Too Many Stop Signs 134 167
490 Women Talking like Babies 162 167
491 Premature E-Trackulation 15 166
492 Figuring Out When to Leave Events Bonus 28 166
493 Election Spam 161 166
494 Your Friends Making You Look Bad 176 165
495 Talking to the Cops 148 165
496 Downward Mobility 173 164
497 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 163
498 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 163
499 Fear of Self-Promotion 59 162
500 LARPing PUAs 26 162
501 Burger Tribalism Bonus 10 161
502 Zipper Disrespecters 170 160
503 Old Movie Action Heroes 177 160
504 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 160
505 Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 55 159
506 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 159
507 Stupid Food Trends 11 159
508 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 159
509 When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One 195 159
510 Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts Bonus 23 159
511 Race-Based Voice Actors 198 158
512 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 158
513 The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy 185 157
514 Backseat Googlers 41 157
515 Paralysis of Choice 135 156
516 Pets Stepping on Your Balls 167 156
517 Power Outages 172 156
518 Refusal to Wear the Hijab 57 156
519 Sponsored Hate 28 155
520 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 155
521 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 155
522 Fake Fans 163 154
523 Arson Denial 172 153
524 The Chevron Deference 146 152
525 Babysitting a Drunk 208 151
526 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 150
527 No Flying Cars 80 149
528 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 149
529 The Voting Rights Act of 1965 Bonus 29 149
530 You Don't Get Anything For Voting Bonus 29 148
531 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 148
532 Women Being "Based" 173 146
533 Talking to Drunk People 184 146
534 Pity Party Poopers 49 146
535 Communist Propaganda 185 146
536 Canada 177 146
537 The Vito Wars Bonus 31 145
538 Non-Absorbant Napkins 177 145
539 Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine 202 145
540 "What the hell is wrong with me?" 188 145
541 Prison Rape Jokes Bonus 26 145
542 Ruined Jokes 181 144
543 Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again 200 144
544 3D Technology 40 143
545 Money Shaming 144 143
546 People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs 156 143
547 No Respect for Engineers Bonus 24 142
548 Celebrity Bands 55 142
549 Going to the Vet 144 141
550 Distracted Children 130 140
551 Early Winter Darkness Bonus 30 139
552 People Who Can't Take a Joke 198 139
553 Mandatory Evacuation Orders 58 139
554 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 138
555 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 138
556 Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels 196 137
557 Hurricanes 158 137
558 Anti-Woke Marketing 51 137
559 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 136
560 Metaphor Hijacking 133 136
561 Guys Who Break Up a Fight 163 136
562 Shitty Deliveries 201 136
563 Garbage Grillers 181 135
564 USAID 176 135
565 The Boy Who Cried AI 158 134
566 The War on Jocks 170 134
567 Influencer Slop 157 132
568 Asexuality 34 132
569 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 132
570 Traffic Drones 189 131
571 Crybaby Businesses 183 131
572 Poison Beer (PFAS) 190 131
573 Drunk Eating 56 131
574 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 131
575 Not Enough Deportations Bonus 39 131
576 The Fat Lady at the Olympics Bonus 31 130
577 Man Face 161 129
578 Askholes 190 129
579 Anti DIY-ers 150 129
580 Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment Bonus 35 128
581 Enslaving Indie Directors 64 128
582 Cars That Look Like Cop Cars 188 128
583 Babies in Movies/TV Shows 197 128
584 Bad Pillows 162 127
585 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 127
586 Franchise Crossovers 62 127
587 Rolling Blackouts 147 126
588 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 125
589 Mass Shootings 112 124
590 The War on Porn 190 124
591 Women Drivers 215 124
592 The Royal "We" 103 123
593 Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets 192 123
594 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 123
595 Sports-a-phobia 59 123
596 Halftime Shows 78 121
597 Bright Lights in Prison Bonus 26 120
598 TV Episodes Without the Main Character 151 119
599 Fatwas 53 119
600 Not Showing Drink Prices 197 119
601 H1B Visas 210 119
602 The Myth of Food Insecurity 205 118
603 Non-Consenual Sex Recording 174 117
604 Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore Bonus 37 117
605 Prison Food Bonus 26 117
606 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 117
607 Airplane Seats 95 116
608 Fucking Up the Landing 200 116
609 Shows Moving From Their Normal Time 193 116
610 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 116
611 Smoking is Too Cool 27 116
612 Battery Corrosion 94 115
613 Bad Investments 179 114
614 Electoral College Deniers 161 114
615 Fake Food Freak-Outs 137 114
616 Backseat Murderers 114 114
617 "We Have McDonald's At Home" Bonus 25 113
618 The Destruction of Alt Journalism 129 113
619 Women Taking Shit Over 204 112
620 Pronoun Resistance 1 112
621 The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit Bonus 37 112
622 Dog Abuse 206 111
623 Elmo 127 110
624 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 110
625 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 110
626 Bryan Singer 88 108
627 Crypto Karens 146 108
628 Jesus Dying at 33 Bonus 34 107
629 Pre-Checked Boxes 162 107
630 OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer Bonus 31 107
631 The 1% 184 107
632 Phone Format Paste 105 106
633 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 106
634 Headline Death Cockteasing 181 106
635 Culture War Criminals 106 106
636 GameStop Stock Bonus 3 105
637 The Biggest Problem TV Treatment Bonus 21 105
638 Sports Gambling Bonus 32 105
639 "One More Day" Bonus 16 105
640 Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness 188 105
641 People Who Steal Your Stories 150 105
642 Alexa Being Retarded 138 105
643 Backseat Parkers 195 105
644 "What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?" Bonus 36 105
645 Not Automatically Getting Deals 208 105
646 Fake Video Game Endings Bonus 28 104
647 Accent Intelligence Bias 173 104
648 Conservative Comedy 140 104
649 Vanity Press 191 103
650 Not Enough Apolcaypse Bonus 24 103
651 Not Getting Drugs on Halloween 61 102
652 Fake Download Buttons 215 101
653 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 100
654 Spoiler Nazis 36 100
655 The US Postal Service 143 100
656 The Death of Public Dumps 195 100
657 Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion Bonus 34 100
658 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 100
659 AI Evangelists 128 99
660 "Would" 123 99
661 Liberal Mass Shooters 201 99
662 Suicide Prevention 214 99
663 Pro-Spider Propaganda 65 99
664 Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession Bonus 35 99
665 Men and Their Legacies 185 97
666 Fake Straights 63 97
667 Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt 209 96
668 Trivial Cheating 96 96
669 Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off 206 95
670 Not Having a Car Guy 187 95
671 Everything is a Mess Bonus 24 95
672 Turn the AC "Up" 157 94
673 Doomers 174 94
674 Dad's TV Addiction Bonus 35 93
675 It's Hard To Tell 160 93
676 Feral Hogs 147 92
677 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 92
678 VOCs (Everything Stinks) 211 92
679 Online Naturalists 61 91
680 Guys Who Won't Apologize 203 91
681 Drugs That Don't Work 213 90
682 Back in School Nightmares Bonus 9 90
683 Getting Rid of Grease 38 89
684 Chinese Lady-Bots Bonus 22 89
685 Prison Abuse 128 89
686 The Meme of Einstein 171 88
687 The Modernization of Design 202 88
688 Pussing Out 209 87
689 Smug Doomsday Preppers Bonus 24 87
690 Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes 197 87
691 Somalian Shit Talking 213 86
692 Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom 186 86
693 Undercover Cops at Burning Man 201 86
694 Having to Get Multiple Estimates 211 86
695 Unnecessary Sequels 207 85
696 Fake Parking Spaces 204 85
697 Masturbation Monitor Bonus 25 85
698 Eric's Billboard Chart Scam 194 84
699 The War in Gaza Bonus 21 84
700 Woke Museums 200 83
701 Son of Sam Laws Bonus 26 83
702 Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In 199 83
703 Trick Food Sharing 174 83
704 Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey 200 82
705 Everyone Wants a Piece 206 82
706 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 81
707 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 81
708 The Bud Light Boycott Bonus 21 81
709 Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games) 191 80
710 Bill Burr 182 79
711 Pathological Altruism 212 79
712 Slowpoke Motorcycles 163 78
713 Missing McDonald's Breakfast Bonus 10 78
714 All Technology is a Flat Rectangle 186 77
715 Scuffed Up Rares Bonus 27 77
716 It's Too Hot Insider During Winter Bonus 30 77
717 Fake AI Typing 210 76
718 The War on Hitler 207 76
719 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 76
720 Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas Bonus 38 76
721 Bob Dylan Worshippers 170 76
722 What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox? 199 75
723 Timing the Sides 203 75
724 The Juiced Up PowerBall 214 74
725 Authentic Chinese Food Bonus 22 74
726 People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up 206 73
727 The Death of the Organ Bonus 32 73
728 Rough Teeth 107 73
729 Posting Pictures of Steak Online 144 73
730 Satanic Panic 77 72
731 Superman's Super Simping Bonus 36 72
732 The Laziness of Somali Scams 216 71
733 Ingratitude 179 71
734 Bible Truthers 105 71
735 Free Market Haters 82 70
736 Dream Ideas 183 70
737 Community Detachment 80 70
738 Accidental Screen Shares 129 70
739 Peladophobia 77 70
740 Magical Teenagers Bonus 23 68
741 Gas Procrastinating 205 68
742 Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes 167 68
743 Shared Universes Bonus 18 67
744 Crappy Salsa 212 67
745 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 66
746 "The Greatest Story Ever Told" Bonus 34 66
747 Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks) 165 66
748 The Costco Guys Bonus 31 65
749 Banning SuperChats 214 65
750 Fake 2D Animation 38 64
751 Delusion 205 64
752 "no" Autocorrect 60 64
753 Writer's Block 202 64
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