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This Week

The Laziness of Somali Scams	47
Low Expectations	46
Pascal's Wagerers	29
Mandatory Coleslaw	-21

Latest Bonus Episode

Not Enough Deportations	116
Prediction Markets	46
Scott Adams' Cancer Spectacular	4
People in Discord Who Cheat At Wordle	-23
Magic: the Gathering Spiderman Set	-28
Ozzy Osbourne's Final Concert	-34

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4376
2	Fat Brain	2	3890
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3347
4	Too Much Pride	4	2586
5	"Disinformation"	3	2250
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2117
7	Late Rape	10	2064
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	2006
9	Tattle Tales	10	1864
10	Seth Rogen	19	1805
11	The War on Blackface	2	1711
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1674
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1610
14	Scientism	7	1533
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1421
16	Payment Processors	8	1389
17	Child Advocates	4	1268
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1239
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1227
20	The IRS	52	1144
21	Deinstitutionalization	6	1121
22	Inflation	24	1102
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1060
24	Pedophiles	29	1002
25	Fake News	13	983
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	951
27	YouTube Role Models	5	941
28	Goth Erasure	8	909
29	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	898
30	Forced Diversity in Film	24	894
31	Prison Rape	7	888
32	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	861
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	830
34	Kangaroo Courts	51	825
35	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	824
36	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	824
37	Trans Athletes	10	814
38	Edgy Reboots	3	806
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	799
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	783
41	No-Knock Raids	28	771
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	766
43	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	758
44	Charger Not Included	15	749
45	Regret	4	739
46	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	727
47	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	721
48	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	709
49	The War on Anonymity	68	708
50	Social Malware	14	705
51	Political Scientists	26	698
52	Installing Console Games	12	697
53	The Homeless	80	693
54	Womansplaining	53	671
55	Circumcision Apologists	59	665
56	Holocaust Metaphors	9	659
57	Conservatives	67	652
58	Women's Tears	37	650
59	Going Back to Work	22	646
60	Testicular Torsion	19	645
61	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	636
62	Family Court	16	632
63	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	627
64	Comply Guys	52	619
65	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	616
66	Gun Control	15	615
67	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	611
68	Lack of Bidets	2	607
69	Rent is Too Damn High	48	598
70	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	590
71	Waiting	Bonus 1	587
72	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	585
73	Sustainability	11	577
74	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	568
75	Swatting	48	567
76	Pussy Cops	42	563
77	Eldercare	25	563
78	Civil Forfeiture	20	558
79	Media Consolidation	36	551
80	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	548
81	Parking Idlers	42	541
82	Empty Parking Lots	111	540
83	Fake Neurodivergence	40	539
84	Short Attention Spans	86	536
85	"Buy the Dip"	1	532
86	Political Canonizations	17	532
87	Corporate Bootlicking	60	524
88	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	522
89	Nuclear War	30	521
90	Silencing the User	16	521
91	Indoctrinating Children	33	520
92	The National Debt	27	518
93	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	517
94	Animal Abuse	50	516
95	Boycotts of the Week	35	514
96	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	507
97	Bad Jannies	26	507
98	The De-Sexification of Media	71	506
99	Sleep Deprivation	32	505
100	Social Media	55	504
101	Live Action Anime	19	495
102	Inventing Black Inventors	27	488
103	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	487
104	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	486
105	Plea Deals	105	483
106	Big Leaguing	121	482
107	Student Debt Repayment	54	482
108	Two-Factor Authentication	6	482
109	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	478
110	Master Erasure	12	473
111	Manliness Gurus	71	470
112	Woke Unions	16	466
113	Silver Alerts	6	464
114	George Soros District Attorneys	94	454
115	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	451
116	Theater Kids	56	451
117	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	446
118	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	446
119	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	445
120	Columbus Hate	12	444
121	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	444
122	Cash Bail	18	444
123	No More Comedies	37	442
124	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	442
125	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	441
126	Female Comedy Writers	54	439
127	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	437
128	Common Core Math	127	436
129	Picky Parkers	7	433
130	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	433
131	Speed Traps	133	433
132	Game Journalists	50	432
133	Deadname Drama	53	432
134	Wrongful Convictions	136	432
135	Broken Bones	25	431
136	Funko Pops	18	428
137	Blindness	22	428
138	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	427
139	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	425
140	Throwing Your Back Out	128	423
141	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	423
142	Cash Register Solicitations	39	423
143	Shorter Attention Spans	57	421
144	Charity Fraud	96	420
145	DEI	122	419
146	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	416
147	Robocallers	125	414
148	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	414
149	Wellness Checks	58	413
150	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	412
151	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	410
152	Democracy	Bonus 2	409
153	The War on Drugs	142	406
154	Child Support	61	405
155	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	405
156	Vito's Twitter Account	23	404
157	Bread Tacos	31	402
158	Loud Music at Bars	83	400
159	Hate Hoaxes	43	400
160	Whiny Waiters	83	397
161	Food Going Bad	93	396
162	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	396
163	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	396
164	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	395
165	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	392
166	Live Service Video Games	123	391
167	The SEC	99	390
168	Mobile-Only Websites	52	388
169	"Love Bombing"	34	387
170	Uninformed Voters	76	387
171	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	386
172	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	382
173	Easy Mode Activists	33	380
174	Wil Wheaton	127	380
175	Unrealistic Expectations	42	378
176	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	376
177	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	372
178	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	371
179	Stock Market Morons	86	369
180	Bad Neighbors	110	366
181	The Gas Stove Ban	73	366
182	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	364
183	Artificial Scarcity	94	364
184	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	363
185	SSRIs	49	363
186	e-Whores	72	362
187	Amber Heard Supporters	44	362
188	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	361
189	Keyboard Warriors	31	358
190	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	358
191	Laws That Make You Lie	34	357
192	Simulation Theory	9	356
193	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	355
194	Reparation Retardation	82	355
195	Autism	64	355
196	Elon Musk	67	351
197	Freemium Software	127	350
198	Mosquitos	109	349
199	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	347
200	Cops Transferring Departments	126	346
201	Nocturia	94	345
202	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	344
203	Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area	168	344
204	The Anchoring Effect	79	344
205	Toxic Positivity	95	344
206	Compelled Speech	83	340
207	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	339
208	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	339
209	Losing Shit	91	337
210	Women Working at Home Depot	149	336
211	Influencer Culture	45	335
212	Freeway Protesters	46	335
213	Adam Sessler	73	333
214	Famine	47	332
215	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	330
216	Big Government	102	330
217	Snail-in Voting	92	330
218	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	327
219	Women's Stories	138	327
220	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	327
221	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	326
222	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	326
223	Non-Drivers	100	323
224	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	322
225	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	322
226	The Emperor's New Burn	38	320
227	Suicide Baiting	120	319
228	"No" Erasure	147	319
229	Long Lost Lectures	13	319
230	Tech Switcheroos	77	318
231	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	317
232	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	315
233	People Who Don't Get Out of the Way	160	314
234	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	314
235	Contouring	79	314
236	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	314
237	Girl Bosses	143	313
238	Shitty Shippers	105	313
239	Armchair Mechanics	15	312
240	Time Vampires	137	311
241	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	311
242	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	311
243	Swastika Scaries	70	310
244	Tinnitus	114	309
245	Travel Insurance	25	308
246	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	307
247	Stan Culture	119	307
248	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	307
249	The Olympics	28	306
250	Women's Dating Advice	104	306
251	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	305
252	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	305
253	Epstein Blue Balls	47	305
254	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	304
255	Tip Jar Takeover	75	303
256	The UK Government	106	303
257	Missed Opportunities	77	303
258	The Five-Day Work Week	103	303
259	Too Many Licenses	46	302
260	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	302
261	Great Government Firewalls	84	299
262	Parasocial Relationships	90	299
263	Female Gamers	141	297
264	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	296
265	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	296
266	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	295
267	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	295
268	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	294
269	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	294
270	Initiating the Conversation	21	293
271	Stranger Danger	111	293
272	Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations)	187	291
273	Unlisted Prices	120	291
274	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	288
275	Communism	153	287
276	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	286
277	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	286
278	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	284
279	Living in the Ghetto	36	284
280	Domain Squatters	17	283
281	Pimples on Your Nose	110	282
282	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	282
283	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	282
284	Post Purchase Surveys	81	282
285	Minimum Wageslaves	49	282
286	Team Guys	146	282
287	Chump Syndrome	118	281
288	Height Discrimination	47	281
289	Effective Altruism	64	279
290	Drug Dummies	97	279
291	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	279
292	Awareness	98	278
293	Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are	175	276
294	Gaslighting About Inflation	Bonus 31	276
295	Fear of Negotiating	74	275
296	Compulsive Liars	117	275
297	Intrusive Thoughts	118	275
298	Land Acknowledgements	89	274
299	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	274
300	The Civil Rights Act	85	271
301	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	270
302	Fake Libertarians	103	270
303	Taylor Swift	125	270
304	Lag	153	269
305	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	269
306	Rickety Shit	104	268
307	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	268
308	Graduation Speeches	93	268
309	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	268
310	Going to the Doctor	76	267
311	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	265
312	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	264
313	Subsidizing Demand	154	264
314	Immigration	116	263
315	Drip Pricing	88	263
316	Cover Charges	86	262
317	Fool's Tits	152	262
318	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	262
319	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	261
320	Home Repair	124	261
321	Making Decisions	91	260
322	Guys Who Can't Drive	165	259
323	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	259
324	Kink Personalities	79	258
325	Extreme Heat Events	45	257
326	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	257
327	Space Tourists	5	257
328	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	257
329	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	257
330	The "u mad?" Game	73	256
331	Subway Performers	88	256
332	Ticketmaster	65	256
333	Cockteasing	65	255
334	Philistines	58	255
335	Starving Artists	69	255
336	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	255
337	Hustlers' Universities	122	254
338	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	253
339	Finger Pain	10	253
340	Bad Cell Service	141	251
341	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	250
342	Blacklists	140	250
343	Candidates Pretending to be Human	Bonus 29	249
344	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	249
345	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	247
346	Relying on Your Friends	87	247
347	Foreign Lobbyists	139	246
348	Nude Negotiators	32	245
349	Apple Fanboys	127	244
350	The Minimum Wage	4	244
351	Hypocrisy	87	243
352	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	243
353	"Objectively"	112	243
354	Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal	166	242
355	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	242
356	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	242
357	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	241
358	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	241
359	"Right of Way" Disrespecters	170	241
360	Washing and Drying Long Hair	178	241
361	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	240
362	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	240
363	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	238
364	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	236
365	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	234
366	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	234
367	USB Cables	80	234
368	Thirst Traps	81	234
369	First Ladies	122	230
370	Mandatory Milk	152	230
371	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	230
372	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	229
373	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	228
374	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	227
375	Ear Worms	29	227
376	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	227
377	My Bitch Realtor	89	226
378	Venue Cancellation	63	225
379	Pedo Jacketing	62	225
380	Fake Death Threats	129	223
381	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	223
382	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	222
383	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	222
384	Sticky Electronics	166	222
385	Craigslist Complainers	21	221
386	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	221
387	Bad Shopping Carts	156	220
388	Tardy Drink Refills	92	220
389	Unnecessary Censorship	171	219
390	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	219
391	Oakland, CA	150	219
392	Train Wrecks	78	218
393	Locking Yourself Out	152	218
394	Stupid Awards Shows	131	217
395	Women in Star Wars	89	213
396	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	213
397	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	213
398	Roadside Death Shrines	36	213
399	The Haka	164	212
400	Women Fighting in Movies	120	211
401	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	211
402	May the 4th	88	211
403	How Much Money is Spent on Elections	Bonus 29	211
404	One Hour Meetings	143	210
405	The Abuse of "Abuse"	162	210
406	Health Insurance Claim Denials	167	208
407	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	208
408	Shoulder Pain	159	208
409	Content Ratings Boards	138	207
410	Seatbelt Alarms	27	207
411	Thoughts and Prayers	74	207
412	High People	Bonus 15	206
413	Cute Shit	164	205
414	Cops Doing You a Favor	168	204
415	Tight Booths	119	204
416	Vegan Donuts	131	204
417	Activist Ice Cream	97	203
418	Lack of Fictional Bigots	161	201
419	Activist CEOs	139	201
420	Data Breaches	148	201
421	Sore Losers	163	200
422	Empty Retail Spaces	166	199
423	Male Feminists	182	199
424	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	198
425	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	197
426	Fake Retirements	114	197
427	"Citation Needed"	187	196
428	Suction Cups	43	196
429	All The Vaccine Autism Shit	178	195
430	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	195
431	The Parallel Economy	130	193
432	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	193
433	Snitches	155	192
434	Vibe Coding	196	192
435	Confirmation Bias	125	192
436	Ghost Texts	102	190
437	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	190
438	Going to Work While Sick	139	189
439	Hoarding	134	188
440	Holiday Parties	69	187
441	Men With "Daddy Issues"	186	187
442	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	187
443	Source Snobs	96	187
444	Tiny House Propaganda	117	187
445	Breast Cancer Charity Scams	169	186
446	Side Hustles	32	186
447	Sensationalism	66	186
448	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	186
449	Losing Your Tools	154	185
450	Rats	159	184
451	Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did	Bonus 35	184
452	Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door	160	183
453	Cults	150	183
454	Rental Car Insurance	154	183
455	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	182
456	Boob Truthers	109	182
457	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	182
458	Touchy Teachers	169	181
459	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	181
460	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	180
461	Going to the Dentist	70	180
462	Bad Day Holidays	132	180
463	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	180
464	Texas Legal Myths	107	180
465	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	180
466	People Not Changing	172	180
467	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	179
468	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	179
469	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	179
470	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	178
471	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	178
472	Demographic Dummies	81	178
473	Intellectual Property Laws	40	177
474	Sand	178	177
475	Zoom Exhaustion	33	177
476	Idea Guys	113	176
477	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	176
478	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	175
479	Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill	Bonus 30	173
480	Product Placement Movies	126	173
481	Blowing your Wad Early	115	173
482	Occam's Razor	145	173
483	Buyer's Remorse	116	173
484	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	171
485	Incest Porn	32	170
486	Conservative Porn	121	169
487	Credit Goblins	175	168
488	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	168
489	Too Many Stop Signs	134	167
490	Women Talking like Babies	162	167
491	Premature E-Trackulation	15	166
492	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	166
493	Election Spam	161	166
494	Your Friends Making You Look Bad	176	165
495	Talking to the Cops	148	165
496	Downward Mobility	173	164
497	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	163
498	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	163
499	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	162
500	LARPing PUAs	26	162
501	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	161
502	Zipper Disrespecters	170	160
503	Old Movie Action Heroes	177	160
504	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	160
505	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	159
506	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	159
507	Stupid Food Trends	11	159
508	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	159
509	When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One	195	159
510	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	159
511	Race-Based Voice Actors	198	158
512	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	158
513	The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	185	157
514	Backseat Googlers	41	157
515	Paralysis of Choice	135	156
516	Pets Stepping on Your Balls	167	156
517	Power Outages	172	156
518	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	156
519	Sponsored Hate	28	155
520	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	155
521	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	155
522	Fake Fans	163	154
523	Arson Denial	172	153
524	Babysitting a Drunk	208	151
525	The Chevron Deference	146	151
526	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	150
527	No Flying Cars	80	149
528	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	149
529	The Voting Rights Act of 1965	Bonus 29	149
530	You Don't Get Anything For Voting	Bonus 29	148
531	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	148
532	Women Being "Based"	173	146
533	Talking to Drunk People	184	146
534	Pity Party Poopers	49	146
535	Communist Propaganda	185	146
536	Canada	177	146
537	The Vito Wars	Bonus 31	145
538	Non-Absorbant Napkins	177	145
539	Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine	202	145
540	"What the hell is wrong with me?"	188	145
541	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	145
542	Ruined Jokes	181	144
543	Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again	200	144
544	3D Technology	40	143
545	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	143
546	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	142
547	Celebrity Bands	55	142
548	Money Shaming	144	142
549	Distracted Children	130	140
550	Going to the Vet	144	140
551	Early Winter Darkness	Bonus 30	139
552	People Who Can't Take a Joke	198	139
553	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	139
554	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	138
555	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	138
556	Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels	196	137
557	Hurricanes	158	137
558	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	137
559	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	136
560	Metaphor Hijacking	133	136
561	Guys Who Break Up a Fight	163	136
562	Garbage Grillers	181	135
563	USAID	176	135
564	Shitty Deliveries	201	135
565	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	134
566	The War on Jocks	170	134
567	Influencer Slop	157	132
568	Asexuality	34	132
569	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	132
570	Traffic Drones	189	131
571	Crybaby Businesses	183	131
572	Poison Beer (PFAS)	190	131
573	Drunk Eating	56	131
574	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	131
575	The Fat Lady at the Olympics	Bonus 31	130
576	Man Face	161	129
577	Askholes	190	129
578	Anti DIY-ers	150	129
579	Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment	Bonus 35	128
580	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	128
581	Cars That Look Like Cop Cars	188	128
582	Babies in Movies/TV Shows	197	128
583	Bad Pillows	162	127
584	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	127
585	Franchise Crossovers	62	127
586	Rolling Blackouts	147	126
587	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	125
588	Mass Shootings	112	124
589	The War on Porn	190	124
590	The Royal "We"	103	123
591	Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets	192	123
592	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	123
593	Sports-a-phobia	59	123
594	Women Drivers	215	122
595	Halftime Shows	78	121
596	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	120
597	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	119
598	Fatwas	53	119
599	Not Showing Drink Prices	197	119
600	H1B Visas	210	119
601	The Myth of Food Insecurity	205	118
602	Non-Consenual Sex Recording	174	117
603	Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore	Bonus 37	117
604	Prison Food	Bonus 26	117
605	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	117
606	Airplane Seats	95	116
607	Fucking Up the Landing	200	116
608	Shows Moving From Their Normal Time	193	116
609	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	116
610	Smoking is Too Cool	27	116
611	Not Enough Deportations	Bonus 39	116
612	Battery Corrosion	94	115
613	Bad Investments	179	114
614	Electoral College Deniers	161	114
615	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	114
616	Backseat Murderers	114	114
617	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	113
618	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	113
619	Women Taking Shit Over	204	112
620	Pronoun Resistance	1	112
621	The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit	Bonus 37	112
622	Dog Abuse	206	111
623	Elmo	127	110
624	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	110
625	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	110
626	Bryan Singer	88	108
627	Jesus Dying at 33	Bonus 34	107
628	Pre-Checked Boxes	162	107
629	OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer	Bonus 31	107
630	The 1%	184	107
631	Crypto Karens	146	107
632	Phone Format Paste	105	106
633	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	106
634	Headline Death Cockteasing	181	106
635	Culture War Criminals	106	106
636	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	105
637	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	105
638	Sports Gambling	Bonus 32	105
639	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	105
640	Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness	188	105
641	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	105
642	Alexa Being Retarded	138	105
643	Backseat Parkers	195	105
644	"What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?"	Bonus 36	105
645	Not Automatically Getting Deals	208	105
646	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	104
647	Accent Intelligence Bias	173	104
648	Conservative Comedy	140	104
649	Vanity Press	191	103
650	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	103
651	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	102
652	The US Postal Service	143	101
653	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	100
654	Spoiler Nazis	36	100
655	The Death of Public Dumps	195	100
656	Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	Bonus 34	100
657	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	100
658	AI Evangelists	128	99
659	"Would"	123	99
660	Fake Download Buttons	215	99
661	Suicide Prevention	214	99
662	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	99
663	Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession	Bonus 35	99
664	Liberal Mass Shooters	201	98
665	Men and Their Legacies	185	97
666	Fake Straights	63	97
667	Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt	209	96
668	Trivial Cheating	96	96
669	Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off	206	95
670	Not Having a Car Guy	187	95
671	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	95
672	Turn the AC "Up"	157	94
673	Doomers	174	94
674	Dad's TV Addiction	Bonus 35	93
675	It's Hard To Tell	160	93
676	Feral Hogs	147	92
677	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	92
678	Online Naturalists	61	91
679	Guys Who Won't Apologize	203	91
680	VOCs (Everything Stinks)	211	91
681	Drugs That Don't Work	213	90
682	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	90
683	Getting Rid of Grease	38	89
684	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	89
685	Prison Abuse	128	89
686	The Meme of Einstein	171	88
687	The Modernization of Design	202	88
688	Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom	186	87
689	Pussing Out	209	87
690	Undercover Cops at Burning Man	201	87
691	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	87
692	Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes	197	87
693	Somalian Shit Talking	213	86
694	Having to Get Multiple Estimates	211	86
695	Unnecessary Sequels	207	85
696	Fake Parking Spaces	204	85
697	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	85
698	Eric's Billboard Chart Scam	194	84
699	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	84
700	Woke Museums	200	83
701	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	83
702	Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In	199	83
703	Trick Food Sharing	174	83
704	Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey	200	82
705	Everyone Wants a Piece	206	82
706	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	81
707	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	81
708	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	81
709	Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games)	191	80
710	Bill Burr	182	79
711	Pathological Altruism	212	79
712	Slowpoke Motorcycles	163	78
713	All Technology is a Flat Rectangle	186	78
714	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	78
715	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	77
716	It's Too Hot Insider During Winter	Bonus 30	77
717	Fake AI Typing	210	76
718	The War on Hitler	207	76
719	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	76
720	Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas	Bonus 38	76
721	Bob Dylan Worshippers	170	76
722	What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox?	199	75
723	Timing the Sides	203	75
724	The Juiced Up PowerBall	214	74
725	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	74
726	People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up	206	73
727	The Death of the Organ	Bonus 32	73
728	Rough Teeth	107	73
729	Satanic Panic	77	72
730	Superman's Super Simping	Bonus 36	72
731	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	72
732	Ingratitude	179	71
733	Bible Truthers	105	71
734	Free Market Haters	82	70
735	Dream Ideas	183	70
736	Community Detachment	80	70
737	Accidental Screen Shares	129	70
738	Peladophobia	77	70
739	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	68
740	Gas Procrastinating	205	68
741	Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes	167	68
742	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	67
743	Crappy Salsa	212	67
744	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	66
745	"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	Bonus 34	66
746	Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks)	165	66
747	The Costco Guys	Bonus 31	65
748	Banning SuperChats	214	65
749	Fake 2D Animation	38	64
750	Delusion	205	64
751	"no" Autocorrect	60	64
752	Writer's Block	202	64
753	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	64
754	Game Stop	110	62
755	e-Sports Hype	Bonus 32	61
756	Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage	Bonus 35	60
757	Friends and Family Discounts	135	59
758	Religion in Schools	137	58
759	People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	Bonus 34	58
760	Soldering	184	58
761	Bluetooth	40	57
762	Vtubers	145	56
763	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	56
764	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	56
765	The War on Whiteface	56	56
766	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	55
767	Shitty Slow Motion	16	55
768	Gambling	188	54
769	Pet Residue	213	53
770	Dad Little League Coach	Bonus 35	53
771	OCD Toasters	13	52
772	Leaving the Oven On	171	51
773	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	51
774	Destiny's Dick	200	51
775	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	50
776	Your Bro Getting a New Ho	171	50
777	Cash Only Businesses	191	50
778	Deli Dummies	193	48
779	The Laziness of Somali Scams	216	47
780	Prediction Markets	Bonus 39	46
781	IP Theft	199	46
782	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	46
783	Event Wristbands	45	46
784	Low Expectations	216	46
785	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	46
786	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	46
787	Not Enough Leftovers	Bonus 38	46
788	Nazis are Too Cool	85	46
789	Everybody is a Cancer Doctor	189	46
790	Military Suicides	56	44
791	The Right's Obsession with Hollywood	205	44
792	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	44
793	Delivery Anticipation	207	43
794	Deficit Dummies	194	43
795	Predatory Pizza Pricing	215	43
796	Paywalled Santas	212	43
797	The War on Doxing	169	42
798	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	41
799	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	41
800	Micro USB Cables	214	41
801	Not Enough Leftovers	116	41
802	Secret Suicides	191	41
803	The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment	194	40
804	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	40
805	Wil Stancil	208	38
806	Absolutely No Steroid Policies	Bonus 32	38
807	Sober October	109	37
808	Troubleshooting A Computer	209	36
809	CVS	201	33
810	Frozen	Bonus 30	33
811	Photo Albums	192	33
812	Bodegas	46	33
813	Shrinking Jaws	179	33
814	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	32
815	"Nesting"	193	31
816	Pascal's Wagerers	216	29
817	False Piss Driblets	173	29
818	The End of the Civil War	Bonus 28	29
819	Too Many Jedi	151	26
820	Sour Grapes	24	26
821	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	26
822	The Sun Exploding	140	25
823	Bad Turkey	Bonus 38	24
824	TMM (Too Much Mayo)	190	24
825	UFO Conspiracies	138	23
826	Fortnite	98	22
827	Bad Movie Guilt	189	20
828	Poor Superheroes	179	20
829	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	20
830	Calling the Manager	203	19
831	Vibe Bombing	207	19
832	Flip Flops Breaking	30	18
833	The New McDonald's Monopoly	207	16
834	The Sex Offender Registry	126	13
835	The Extended Jesus Universe	Bonus 34	13
836	Arizona Inflation	90	13
837	Needing to Buy Something on Black Friday	212	10
838	Missle Defense Systems	192	7
839	Video Games are Too Expensive	196	5
840	Scott Adams' Cancer Spectacular	Bonus 39	4
841	Soap Ejaculate	135	1
842	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	0
843	Social Media Disinformation	115	0
844	Halloweenies	109	-1
845	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-1
846	Politeness Words	23	-1
847	Holiday Decorations	62	-2
848	Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In	181	-2
849	Writing Checks	185	-2
850	Winter Wonderlands	Bonus 30	-3
851	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-3
852	Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People	168	-3
853	Penny Pinchers	176	-6
854	Cheerleaders	Bonus 32	-7
855	Stolen Valor Vigilantes	199	-8
856	South Park Falling Off	198	-9
857	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-12
858	Macho Weathermen	11	-13
859	VR Chat	51	-13
860	Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail	200	-14
861	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-14
862	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-16
863	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-16
864	TV Shows With More Than Four Seasons	213	-16
865	Nextdoor Apps	117	-17
866	Surprises	169	-18
867	Fake Graphic Designers	182	-18
868	Dubs	139	-19
869	Internet Beefs	192	-19
870	Disaster Tourism	172	-19
871	Disaster Blue Balls	160	-19
872	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-20
873	Mandatory Coleslaw	216	-21
874	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-23
875	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-23
876	People in Discord Who Cheat At Wordle	Bonus 39	-23
877	Bed Sheets	201	-23
878	Professional Wrestling	Bonus 32	-27
879	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-27
880	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-27
881	Scooter Parking Zones	184	-28
882	Magic: the Gathering Spiderman Set	Bonus 39	-28
883	Bad Hecklers	151	-29
884	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-29
885	Jersey Burning	63	-29
886	Wind	215	-29
887	Work Holiday Parties	118	-30
888	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-30
889	Legacy Characters	Bonus 36	-31
890	Not Enough Tylenol	204	-32
891	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-33
892	Ozzy Osbourne's Final Concert	Bonus 39	-34
893	Slow Cancer	65	-35
894	High Speed Train Fetishists	197	-36
895	Bad Blood	67	-36
896	The Myth of Hard Work	Bonus 32	-37
897	Getting Passed Over For a Promotion	167	-38
898	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-38
899	Seatbelt Laws	85	-38
900	Counting Dead Kids	110	-39
901	Trump People	178	-40
902	Boneless Chicken Wings	210	-40
903	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-42
904	Shit in Your Drink	140	-42
905	Lex Luthor Was Right	Bonus 36	-43
906	No Way to Short the Collectibles Market	211	-43
907	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-43
908	Vladimir Putin	30	-44
909	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-45
910	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-48
911	Mugshot Envy	103	-48
912	Donkey Jelly	141	-49
913	The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth	164	-51
914	Disrespecting Comic Creators	Bonus 36	-51
915	Abandoning Roger Rabbit	210	-52
916	A Never-Ending Piss	204	-52
917	Watching a Man Drown	104	-52
918	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-53
919	Prisoner Firefighters	174	-53
920	Very Special Episodes	91	-55
921	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-55
922	Transphobia	83	-55
923	The Superman Logo	Bonus 36	-55
924	Musician Doppelgangers	Bonus 37	-56
925	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-56
926	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-59
927	No Respect For The Good Times	198	-61
928	Branded Buttons	23	-62
929	Wifejak	166	-62
930	Crack	28	-63
931	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-63
932	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-63
933	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-64
934	Police Body Cams	183	-65
935	Complaining About Free Media	159	-66
936	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-66
937	George Soros Conspiracies	Bonus 37	-66
938	Too Much Pride Flag Hate	211	-67
939	Buffet Anxiety	134	-67
940	The Decline in Youth Vapint	Bonus 31	-68
941	Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash	180	-69
942	No Poop Allowed	208	-70
943	Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas	Bonus 31	-70
944	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-71
945	Realizing You Were The Bully in High School	164	-71
946	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-71
947	Fireworks	194	-72
948	Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes	Bonus 30	-73
949	Lion Tamers	203	-73
950	Medical Marijuana	153	-75
951	Unqualified Applicants	114	-75
952	Printer Ink	180	-76
953	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-76
954	Plushies	168	-77
955	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-78
956	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-78
957	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-80
958	Hindu Temple Haters	209	-81
959	Derivative Dummies	124	-81
960	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-82
961	Forgetting to Wash Your Hair	186	-83
962	Horny Logic	143	-84
963	Sphere Haters	202	-84
964	No Adult Heelys	170	-87
965	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-88
966	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-88
967	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-91
968	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-91
969	Terrorism Haters	187	-91
970	Figure Skating	175	-92
971	Local Businesses	29	-92
972	Not Enough Indian Shit	Bonus 38	-92
973	American Privilege	118	-93
974	Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops	189	-93
975	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-94
976	Federal Holidays	193	-94
977	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-95
978	Too Long of Media	24	-98
979	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-98
980	Black Israelites	63	-102
981	Groupon Anxiety	195	-103
982	Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men)	178	-105
983	$1,000 Posters	87	-106
984	Eye Exams	175	-106
985	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-107
986	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-107
987	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-107
988	Shoelaces	158	-107
989	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-108
990	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-108
991	Gamers	100	-108
992	Pissphobes	84	-110
993	Body Shaming	151	-110
994	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-110
995	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-111
996	Killing All The Chickens	180	-112
997	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-113
998	Cave Explorers	154	-114
999	The Barbie Movie	101	-115
1000	Bad Snaps	125	-115
1001	Parental Wisdom	93	-115
1002	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-116
1003	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-118
1004	NFT Haters	95	-119
1005	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-119
1006	National Parks	132	-122
1007	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-122
1008	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-124
1009	Making Up Laws	Bonus 33	-126
1010	Block Babies	102	-126
1011	Different Races	Bonus 4	-130
1012	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-131
1013	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-139
1014	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-139
1015	Nostalgia 64	111	-140
1016	Private Wi-Fis	126	-143
1017	Fan Entitlement	70	-144
1018	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-145
1019	Gay Denial	196	-147
1020	Getting Idioms Wrong	Bonus 33	-148
1021	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-150
1022	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-152
1023	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-152
1024	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-153
1025	Lack of Receipts	Bonus 33	-154
1026	Lingering Holidays	156	-154
1027	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-159
1028	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-162
1029	Using Stock Photography Wrong	Bonus 33	-166
1030	Public Urination Laws	14	-168
1031	Cynicism	180	-169
1032	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-175
1033	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-176
1034	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-177
1035	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-192
1036	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-199
1037	Kink Shaming	35	-199
1038	Surrogacy Haters	119	-199
1039	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-200
1040	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-201
1041	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-201
1042	Shoulder Nipples	71	-204
1043	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-212
1044	Fingernail Piles	121	-220
1045	Canon Cops	43	-221
1046	The Transgender Military Ban	177	-239
1047	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-247
1048	False False Flags	72	-250
1049	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-258
1050	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-269
1051	Disability Discrimination	35	-282
1052	Email	60	-284
1053	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-289
1054	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-290
1055	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-291
1056	Not Enough Seanies	39	-299
1057	Night Pooping	94	-309
1058	Digital Piracy	165	-322
1059	Ratchet Straps	54	-330
1060	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-332
1061	Futurama Fans	31	-355
1062	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-359
1063	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-363
1064	Evolution	48	-367
1065	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-370
1066	Baby Lovers	136	-408
1067	Anti-Semitism	60	-411
1068	Cum	71	-451
1069	Hitler	68	-492
1070	French Fries	Bonus 10	-702
1071	"You Voted For This"	25	-818
1072	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-961
1073	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-975
1074	Puppets	7	-1216
1075	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1294
1076	COVID Deniers	5	-1907