The Problems

This Week

Suicide Prevention	91
The Juiced Up PowerBall	75
Banning SuperChats	60
Micro USB Cables	41

Latest Bonus Episode

Not Enough Deportations	40
Prediction Markets	11
Scott Adams' Cancer Spectacular	5
People in Discord Who Cheat At Wordle	-2
Magic: the Gathering Spiderman Set	-3
Ozzy Osbourne's Final Concert	-12

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4367
2	Fat Brain	2	3883
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3347
4	Too Much Pride	4	2584
5	"Disinformation"	3	2251
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2115
7	Late Rape	10	2062
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	2005
9	Tattle Tales	10	1864
10	Seth Rogen	19	1804
11	The War on Blackface	2	1711
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1674
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1609
14	Scientism	7	1533
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1420
16	Payment Processors	8	1389
17	Child Advocates	4	1268
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1239
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1225
20	The IRS	52	1143
21	Deinstitutionalization	6	1121
22	Inflation	24	1101
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1060
24	Pedophiles	29	1002
25	Fake News	13	984
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	950
27	YouTube Role Models	5	940
28	Goth Erasure	8	910
29	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	897
30	Forced Diversity in Film	24	892
31	Prison Rape	7	885
32	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	859
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	829
34	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	825
35	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	825
36	Kangaroo Courts	51	823
37	Trans Athletes	10	814
38	Edgy Reboots	3	807
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	797
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	784
41	No-Knock Raids	28	769
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	765
43	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	760
44	Charger Not Included	15	748
45	Regret	4	738
46	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	727
47	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	720
48	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	708
49	The War on Anonymity	68	706
50	Social Malware	14	705
51	Installing Console Games	12	698
52	Political Scientists	26	697
53	The Homeless	80	691
54	Womansplaining	53	671
55	Circumcision Apologists	59	663
56	Holocaust Metaphors	9	661
57	Conservatives	67	654
58	Women's Tears	37	649
59	Going Back to Work	22	644
60	Testicular Torsion	19	643
61	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	636
62	Family Court	16	631
63	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	627
64	Comply Guys	52	620
65	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	612
66	Gun Control	15	612
67	Lack of Bidets	2	609
68	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	606
69	Rent is Too Damn High	48	595
70	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	589
71	Waiting	Bonus 1	585
72	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	584
73	Sustainability	11	576
74	Swatting	48	566
75	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	565
76	Pussy Cops	42	563
77	Eldercare	25	562
78	Civil Forfeiture	20	557
79	Media Consolidation	36	550
80	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	546
81	Parking Idlers	42	540
82	Empty Parking Lots	111	540
83	Short Attention Spans	86	537
84	Fake Neurodivergence	40	537
85	Political Canonizations	17	533
86	"Buy the Dip"	1	532
87	Corporate Bootlicking	60	523
88	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	521
89	Nuclear War	30	521
90	Silencing the User	16	520
91	The National Debt	27	519
92	Indoctrinating Children	33	517
93	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	516
94	Boycotts of the Week	35	514
95	Animal Abuse	50	513
96	Bad Jannies	26	506
97	The De-Sexification of Media	71	505
98	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	504
99	Social Media	55	503
100	Sleep Deprivation	32	502
101	Live Action Anime	19	495
102	Inventing Black Inventors	27	487
103	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	487
104	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	484
105	Big Leaguing	121	482
106	Two-Factor Authentication	6	482
107	Plea Deals	105	481
108	Student Debt Repayment	54	479
109	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	476
110	Master Erasure	12	474
111	Manliness Gurus	71	468
112	Silver Alerts	6	465
113	Woke Unions	16	463
114	George Soros District Attorneys	94	451
115	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	451
116	Theater Kids	56	450
117	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	448
118	Cash Bail	18	444
119	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	443
120	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	443
121	Columbus Hate	12	442
122	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	441
123	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	441
124	No More Comedies	37	439
125	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	438
126	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	437
127	Female Comedy Writers	54	436
128	Common Core Math	127	435
129	Picky Parkers	7	433
130	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	433
131	Wrongful Convictions	136	432
132	Speed Traps	133	432
133	Deadname Drama	53	431
134	Game Journalists	50	430
135	Broken Bones	25	430
136	Blindness	22	428
137	Funko Pops	18	426
138	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	424
139	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	424
140	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	424
141	Cash Register Solicitations	39	422
142	Throwing Your Back Out	128	421
143	Shorter Attention Spans	57	419
144	Charity Fraud	96	419
145	DEI	122	417
146	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	415
147	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	415
148	Wellness Checks	58	413
149	Robocallers	125	413
150	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	412
151	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	410
152	Democracy	Bonus 2	409
153	The War on Drugs	142	406
154	Child Support	61	405
155	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	405
156	Vito's Twitter Account	23	402
157	Bread Tacos	31	401
158	Loud Music at Bars	83	400
159	Hate Hoaxes	43	399
160	Whiny Waiters	83	397
161	Food Going Bad	93	396
162	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	396
163	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	395
164	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	395
165	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	392
166	Live Service Video Games	123	391
167	The SEC	99	389
168	Mobile-Only Websites	52	388
169	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	386
170	"Love Bombing"	34	386
171	Uninformed Voters	76	386
172	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	382
173	Easy Mode Activists	33	380
174	Wil Wheaton	127	379
175	Unrealistic Expectations	42	378
176	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	376
177	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	372
178	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	371
179	Stock Market Morons	86	369
180	Bad Neighbors	110	365
181	The Gas Stove Ban	73	365
182	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	364
183	Artificial Scarcity	94	363
184	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	362
185	SSRIs	49	362
186	e-Whores	72	361
187	Amber Heard Supporters	44	360
188	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	360
189	Keyboard Warriors	31	357
190	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	357
191	Laws That Make You Lie	34	356
192	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	355
193	Simulation Theory	9	355
194	Reparation Retardation	82	354
195	Autism	64	354
196	Elon Musk	67	350
197	Freemium Software	127	350
198	Mosquitos	109	349
199	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	346
200	Cops Transferring Departments	126	345
201	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	344
202	Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area	168	344
203	Nocturia	94	344
204	The Anchoring Effect	79	344
205	Toxic Positivity	95	344
206	Compelled Speech	83	340
207	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	339
208	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	339
209	Losing Shit	91	336
210	Women Working at Home Depot	149	335
211	Freeway Protesters	46	335
212	Influencer Culture	45	334
213	Adam Sessler	73	333
214	Famine	47	331
215	Snail-in Voting	92	330
216	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	329
217	Big Government	102	329
218	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	327
219	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	326
220	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	325
221	Women's Stories	138	325
222	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	325
223	Non-Drivers	100	322
224	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	321
225	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	320
226	The Emperor's New Burn	38	320
227	Suicide Baiting	120	319
228	"No" Erasure	147	318
229	Tech Switcheroos	77	318
230	Long Lost Lectures	13	318
231	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	316
232	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	314
233	Contouring	79	314
234	Shitty Shippers	105	313
235	People Who Don't Get Out of the Way	160	313
236	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	313
237	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	313
238	Girl Bosses	143	312
239	Armchair Mechanics	15	312
240	Time Vampires	137	310
241	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	310
242	Tinnitus	114	310
243	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	310
244	Swastika Scaries	70	310
245	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	308
246	Travel Insurance	25	308
247	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	307
248	Stan Culture	119	307
249	The Olympics	28	306
250	Women's Dating Advice	104	306
251	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	305
252	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	305
253	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	305
254	Epstein Blue Balls	47	305
255	The Five-Day Work Week	103	304
256	Tip Jar Takeover	75	303
257	Missed Opportunities	77	302
258	Too Many Licenses	46	301
259	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	301
260	The UK Government	106	301
261	Parasocial Relationships	90	299
262	Great Government Firewalls	84	298
263	Female Gamers	141	297
264	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	297
265	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	296
266	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	295
267	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	294
268	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	294
269	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	294
270	Initiating the Conversation	21	292
271	Stranger Danger	111	292
272	Unlisted Prices	120	291
273	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	288
274	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	286
275	Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations)	187	286
276	Communism	153	286
277	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	285
278	Living in the Ghetto	36	284
279	Domain Squatters	17	283
280	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	282
281	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	282
282	Post Purchase Surveys	81	282
283	Pimples on Your Nose	110	282
284	Minimum Wageslaves	49	282
285	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	282
286	Chump Syndrome	118	281
287	Team Guys	146	281
288	Height Discrimination	47	281
289	Effective Altruism	64	279
290	Drug Dummies	97	279
291	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	279
292	Awareness	98	278
293	Fear of Negotiating	74	275
294	Intrusive Thoughts	118	275
295	Land Acknowledgements	89	274
296	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	274
297	Gaslighting About Inflation	Bonus 31	274
298	Compulsive Liars	117	273
299	Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are	175	273
300	The Civil Rights Act	85	271
301	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	270
302	Fake Libertarians	103	270
303	Taylor Swift	125	270
304	Lag	153	269
305	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	269
306	Rickety Shit	104	268
307	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	268
308	Graduation Speeches	93	268
309	Going to the Doctor	76	267
310	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	267
311	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	265
312	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	264
313	Subsidizing Demand	154	264
314	Immigration	116	263
315	Drip Pricing	88	263
316	Cover Charges	86	262
317	Fool's Tits	152	262
318	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	261
319	Home Repair	124	261
320	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	260
321	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	259
322	Guys Who Can't Drive	165	259
323	Making Decisions	91	259
324	Kink Personalities	79	257
325	Extreme Heat Events	45	257
326	Space Tourists	5	257
327	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	257
328	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	257
329	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	256
330	The "u mad?" Game	73	256
331	Subway Performers	88	256
332	Ticketmaster	65	256
333	Cockteasing	65	255
334	Philistines	58	255
335	Starving Artists	69	255
336	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	255
337	Hustlers' Universities	122	254
338	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	253
339	Finger Pain	10	253
340	Bad Cell Service	141	252
341	Blacklists	140	250
342	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	250
343	Candidates Pretending to be Human	Bonus 29	249
344	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	249
345	Relying on Your Friends	87	247
346	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	247
347	Foreign Lobbyists	139	246
348	Nude Negotiators	32	245
349	Apple Fanboys	127	244
350	The Minimum Wage	4	244
351	Hypocrisy	87	243
352	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	243
353	"Objectively"	112	243
354	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	242
355	Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal	166	242
356	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	242
357	Washing and Drying Long Hair	178	242
358	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	241
359	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	241
360	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	241
361	"Right of Way" Disrespecters	170	241
362	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	240
363	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	238
364	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	236
365	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	234
366	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	233
367	USB Cables	80	233
368	Thirst Traps	81	232
369	First Ladies	122	230
370	Mandatory Milk	152	230
371	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	230
372	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	229
373	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	228
374	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	227
375	Ear Worms	29	227
376	My Bitch Realtor	89	226
377	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	226
378	Pedo Jacketing	62	225
379	Venue Cancellation	63	224
380	Fake Death Threats	129	223
381	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	223
382	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	222
383	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	222
384	Sticky Electronics	166	222
385	Craigslist Complainers	21	221
386	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	221
387	Bad Shopping Carts	156	220
388	Tardy Drink Refills	92	220
389	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	219
390	Oakland, CA	150	219
391	Unnecessary Censorship	171	218
392	Train Wrecks	78	218
393	Locking Yourself Out	152	218
394	Stupid Awards Shows	131	217
395	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	213
396	Roadside Death Shrines	36	213
397	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	213
398	The Haka	164	212
399	Women in Star Wars	89	212
400	Women Fighting in Movies	120	211
401	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	211
402	May the 4th	88	211
403	How Much Money is Spent on Elections	Bonus 29	211
404	One Hour Meetings	143	210
405	The Abuse of "Abuse"	162	210
406	Health Insurance Claim Denials	167	208
407	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	208
408	Shoulder Pain	159	208
409	Seatbelt Alarms	27	207
410	Thoughts and Prayers	74	207
411	Content Ratings Boards	138	206
412	High People	Bonus 15	206
413	Cops Doing You a Favor	168	204
414	Vegan Donuts	131	204
415	Tight Booths	119	204
416	Activist Ice Cream	97	203
417	Lack of Fictional Bigots	161	201
418	Activist CEOs	139	201
419	Data Breaches	148	201
420	Sore Losers	163	200
421	Empty Retail Spaces	166	199
422	Male Feminists	182	199
423	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	198
424	Cute Shit	164	198
425	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	197
426	Suction Cups	43	197
427	"Citation Needed"	187	196
428	Fake Retirements	114	196
429	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	195
430	All The Vaccine Autism Shit	178	195
431	The Parallel Economy	130	193
432	Snitches	155	192
433	Confirmation Bias	125	192
434	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	192
435	Vibe Coding	196	191
436	Ghost Texts	102	190
437	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	190
438	Going to Work While Sick	139	189
439	Hoarding	134	188
440	Holiday Parties	69	187
441	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	187
442	Men With "Daddy Issues"	186	187
443	Source Snobs	96	187
444	Breast Cancer Charity Scams	169	186
445	Sensationalism	66	186
446	Side Hustles	32	186
447	Tiny House Propaganda	117	186
448	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	186
449	Losing Your Tools	154	185
450	Rats	159	184
451	Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did	Bonus 35	184
452	Cults	150	183
453	Rental Car Insurance	154	183
454	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	182
455	Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door	160	182
456	Boob Truthers	109	182
457	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	182
458	Touchy Teachers	169	181
459	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	181
460	Going to the Dentist	70	180
461	Bad Day Holidays	132	180
462	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	180
463	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	180
464	Texas Legal Myths	107	180
465	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	180
466	People Not Changing	172	180
467	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	179
468	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	179
469	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	179
470	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	178
471	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	178
472	Demographic Dummies	81	178
473	Intellectual Property Laws	40	177
474	Sand	178	177
475	Zoom Exhaustion	33	177
476	Idea Guys	113	176
477	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	176
478	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	174
479	Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill	Bonus 30	173
480	Product Placement Movies	126	173
481	Blowing your Wad Early	115	173
482	Occam's Razor	145	173
483	Buyer's Remorse	116	173
484	Incest Porn	32	170
485	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	170
486	Conservative Porn	121	169
487	Credit Goblins	175	168
488	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	168
489	Too Many Stop Signs	134	167
490	Women Talking like Babies	162	167
491	Premature E-Trackulation	15	166
492	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	166
493	Election Spam	161	166
494	Talking to the Cops	148	165
495	Downward Mobility	173	164
496	Your Friends Making You Look Bad	176	164
497	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	163
498	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	163
499	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	162
500	LARPing PUAs	26	162
501	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	161
502	Old Movie Action Heroes	177	160
503	Zipper Disrespecters	170	160
504	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	160
505	When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One	195	160
506	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	159
507	Stupid Food Trends	11	159
508	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	159
509	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	159
510	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	158
511	Race-Based Voice Actors	198	158
512	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	158
513	The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	185	157
514	Backseat Googlers	41	157
515	Paralysis of Choice	135	156
516	Pets Stepping on Your Balls	167	156
517	Power Outages	172	156
518	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	156
519	Sponsored Hate	28	155
520	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	155
521	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	155
522	Fake Fans	163	154
523	Arson Denial	172	153
524	The Chevron Deference	146	151
525	Babysitting a Drunk	208	150
526	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	150
527	No Flying Cars	80	149
528	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	149
529	The Voting Rights Act of 1965	Bonus 29	149
530	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	148
531	You Don't Get Anything For Voting	Bonus 29	148
532	Women Being "Based"	173	146
533	Pity Party Poopers	49	146
534	Communist Propaganda	185	146
535	Canada	177	146
536	Talking to Drunk People	184	145
537	Non-Absorbant Napkins	177	145
538	The Vito Wars	Bonus 31	145
539	"What the hell is wrong with me?"	188	145
540	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	145
541	Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine	202	144
542	Ruined Jokes	181	144
543	3D Technology	40	143
544	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	143
545	Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again	200	143
546	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	142
547	Money Shaming	144	142
548	Celebrity Bands	55	141
549	Distracted Children	130	140
550	Going to the Vet	144	140
551	Early Winter Darkness	Bonus 30	139
552	People Who Can't Take a Joke	198	139
553	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	139
554	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	138
555	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	137
556	Hurricanes	158	137
557	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	137
558	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	136
559	Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels	196	136
560	USAID	176	136
561	Metaphor Hijacking	133	136
562	Guys Who Break Up a Fight	163	136
563	Garbage Grillers	181	135
564	Shitty Deliveries	201	135
565	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	134
566	The War on Jocks	170	134
567	Influencer Slop	157	132
568	Asexuality	34	132
569	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	132
570	Traffic Drones	189	131
571	Crybaby Businesses	183	131
572	Drunk Eating	56	131
573	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	131
574	Poison Beer (PFAS)	190	130
575	The Fat Lady at the Olympics	Bonus 31	130
576	Man Face	161	129
577	Askholes	190	129
578	Anti DIY-ers	150	129
579	Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment	Bonus 35	128
580	Cars That Look Like Cop Cars	188	128
581	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	128
582	Bad Pillows	162	127
583	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	127
584	Franchise Crossovers	62	127
585	Babies in Movies/TV Shows	197	127
586	Rolling Blackouts	147	126
587	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	125
588	Mass Shootings	112	124
589	The War on Porn	190	124
590	The Royal "We"	103	123
591	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	123
592	Sports-a-phobia	59	123
593	Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets	192	121
594	Halftime Shows	78	121
595	The Myth of Food Insecurity	205	119
596	Fatwas	53	119
597	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	119
598	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	118
599	Not Showing Drink Prices	197	118
600	Non-Consenual Sex Recording	174	117
601	Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore	Bonus 37	117
602	H1B Visas	210	117
603	Prison Food	Bonus 26	117
604	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	117
605	Shows Moving From Their Normal Time	193	116
606	Smoking is Too Cool	27	116
607	Fucking Up the Landing	200	115
608	Airplane Seats	95	115
609	Battery Corrosion	94	115
610	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	115
611	Bad Investments	179	114
612	Electoral College Deniers	161	114
613	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	114
614	Backseat Murderers	114	114
615	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	113
616	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	113
617	Women Taking Shit Over	204	112
618	The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit	Bonus 37	112
619	Pronoun Resistance	1	111
620	Dog Abuse	206	111
621	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	110
622	Elmo	127	110
623	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	110
624	Bryan Singer	88	108
625	Jesus Dying at 33	Bonus 34	107
626	Pre-Checked Boxes	162	107
627	OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer	Bonus 31	107
628	Phone Format Paste	105	106
629	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	106
630	Headline Death Cockteasing	181	106
631	Culture War Criminals	106	106
632	The 1%	184	106
633	Alexa Being Retarded	138	106
634	Crypto Karens	146	106
635	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	105
636	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	105
637	Sports Gambling	Bonus 32	105
638	Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness	188	105
639	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	105
640	Backseat Parkers	195	105
641	Not Automatically Getting Deals	208	105
642	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	104
643	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	104
644	Accent Intelligence Bias	173	104
645	"What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?"	Bonus 36	104
646	Conservative Comedy	140	104
647	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	103
648	Vanity Press	191	103
649	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	102
650	The US Postal Service	143	101
651	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	100
652	Spoiler Nazis	36	100
653	The Death of Public Dumps	195	100
654	Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	Bonus 34	100
655	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	100
656	AI Evangelists	128	99
657	"Would"	123	99
658	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	99
659	Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession	Bonus 35	99
660	Liberal Mass Shooters	201	98
661	Men and Their Legacies	185	97
662	Fake Straights	63	97
663	Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt	209	96
664	Trivial Cheating	96	96
665	Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off	206	95
666	Not Having a Car Guy	187	95
667	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	95
668	Turn the AC "Up"	157	94
669	Doomers	174	94
670	Dad's TV Addiction	Bonus 35	93
671	It's Hard To Tell	160	93
672	Feral Hogs	147	92
673	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	92
674	Online Naturalists	61	91
675	Suicide Prevention	214	91
676	Guys Who Won't Apologize	203	91
677	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	90
678	Getting Rid of Grease	38	89
679	Prison Abuse	128	89
680	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	89
681	The Meme of Einstein	171	88
682	The Modernization of Design	202	88
683	VOCs (Everything Stinks)	211	88
684	Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom	186	87
685	Undercover Cops at Burning Man	201	87
686	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	87
687	Drugs That Don't Work	213	87
688	Pussing Out	209	86
689	Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes	197	86
690	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	85
691	Unnecessary Sequels	207	85
692	Fake Parking Spaces	204	85
693	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	85
694	Eric's Billboard Chart Scam	194	84
695	Having to Get Multiple Estimates	211	84
696	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	83
697	Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In	199	83
698	Trick Food Sharing	174	83
699	Woke Museums	200	82
700	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	82
701	Everyone Wants a Piece	206	82
702	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	81
703	Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey	200	81
704	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	81
705	Somalian Shit Talking	213	81
706	Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games)	191	80
707	Bill Burr	182	78
708	Slowpoke Motorcycles	163	78
709	All Technology is a Flat Rectangle	186	78
710	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	78
711	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	77
712	It's Too Hot Insider During Winter	Bonus 30	77
713	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	76
714	The War on Hitler	207	76
715	Pathological Altruism	212	76
716	Bob Dylan Worshippers	170	76
717	The Juiced Up PowerBall	214	75
718	What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox?	199	75
719	Timing the Sides	203	75
720	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	74
721	Fake AI Typing	210	73
722	People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up	206	73
723	The Death of the Organ	Bonus 32	73
724	Rough Teeth	107	73
725	Satanic Panic	77	72
726	Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas	Bonus 38	72
727	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	72
728	Ingratitude	179	71
729	Bible Truthers	105	71
730	Superman's Super Simping	Bonus 36	71
731	Free Market Haters	82	70
732	Dream Ideas	183	70
733	Community Detachment	80	70
734	Accidental Screen Shares	129	70
735	Peladophobia	77	70
736	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	68
737	Gas Procrastinating	205	68
738	Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes	167	68
739	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	67
740	Crappy Salsa	212	66
741	"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	Bonus 34	66
742	Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks)	165	66
743	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	65
744	The Costco Guys	Bonus 31	65
745	Fake 2D Animation	38	64
746	Delusion	205	64
747	Writer's Block	202	64
748	"no" Autocorrect	60	64
749	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	64
750	Game Stop	110	62
751	e-Sports Hype	Bonus 32	61
752	Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage	Bonus 35	60
753	Banning SuperChats	214	60
754	Religion in Schools	137	59
755	Friends and Family Discounts	135	59
756	People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	Bonus 34	58
757	Soldering	184	58
758	Bluetooth	40	57
759	Vtubers	145	56
760	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	56
761	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	56
762	The War on Whiteface	56	56
763	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	55
764	Shitty Slow Motion	16	55
765	Gambling	188	54
766	Dad Little League Coach	Bonus 35	53
767	OCD Toasters	13	52
768	Leaving the Oven On	171	51
769	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	51
770	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	50
771	Your Bro Getting a New Ho	171	50
772	Cash Only Businesses	191	50
773	Destiny's Dick	200	50
774	Pet Residue	213	49
775	Deli Dummies	193	48
776	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	46
777	IP Theft	199	46
778	Event Wristbands	45	46
779	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	46
780	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	46
781	Nazis are Too Cool	85	46
782	Everybody is a Cancer Doctor	189	46
783	Military Suicides	56	44
784	The Right's Obsession with Hollywood	205	44
785	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	44
786	Delivery Anticipation	207	43
787	Deficit Dummies	194	43
788	Not Enough Leftovers	Bonus 38	43
789	The War on Doxing	169	42
790	Paywalled Santas	212	42
791	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	41
792	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	41
793	Micro USB Cables	214	41
794	Not Enough Leftovers	116	41
795	Secret Suicides	191	41
796	The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment	194	40
797	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	40
798	Not Enough Deportations	Bonus 39	40
799	Wil Stancil	208	38
800	Absolutely No Steroid Policies	Bonus 32	38
801	Sober October	109	37
802	Troubleshooting A Computer	209	37
803	CVS	201	33
804	Frozen	Bonus 30	33
805	Photo Albums	192	33
806	Bodegas	46	33
807	Shrinking Jaws	179	33
808	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	32
809	"Nesting"	193	31
810	False Piss Driblets	173	29
811	The End of the Civil War	Bonus 28	29
812	Too Many Jedi	151	26
813	Sour Grapes	24	26
814	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	26
815	The Sun Exploding	140	25
816	TMM (Too Much Mayo)	190	24
817	Fortnite	98	22
818	UFO Conspiracies	138	22
819	Bad Movie Guilt	189	20
820	Poor Superheroes	179	20
821	Bad Turkey	Bonus 38	20
822	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	20
823	Calling the Manager	203	19
824	Vibe Bombing	207	19
825	Flip Flops Breaking	30	18
826	The New McDonald's Monopoly	207	16
827	The Sex Offender Registry	126	13
828	The Extended Jesus Universe	Bonus 34	13
829	Arizona Inflation	90	13
830	Prediction Markets	Bonus 39	11
831	Needing to Buy Something on Black Friday	212	9
832	Missle Defense Systems	192	7
833	Scott Adams' Cancer Spectacular	Bonus 39	5
834	Video Games are Too Expensive	196	4
835	Soap Ejaculate	135	2
836	Social Media Disinformation	115	1
837	Halloweenies	109	-1
838	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	-1
839	Winter Wonderlands	Bonus 30	-2
840	People in Discord Who Cheat At Wordle	Bonus 39	-2
841	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-2
842	Holiday Decorations	62	-2
843	Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In	181	-2
844	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-2
845	Politeness Words	23	-2
846	Writing Checks	185	-2
847	Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People	168	-3
848	Magic: the Gathering Spiderman Set	Bonus 39	-3
849	Penny Pinchers	176	-6
850	Cheerleaders	Bonus 32	-7
851	Stolen Valor Vigilantes	199	-8
852	South Park Falling Off	198	-9
853	Ozzy Osbourne's Final Concert	Bonus 39	-12
854	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-12
855	Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail	200	-13
856	Macho Weathermen	11	-13
857	VR Chat	51	-13
858	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-14
859	TV Shows With More Than Four Seasons	213	-15
860	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-16
861	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-16
862	Nextdoor Apps	117	-17
863	Internet Beefs	192	-18
864	Surprises	169	-18
865	Fake Graphic Designers	182	-18
866	Dubs	139	-19
867	Disaster Tourism	172	-19
868	Disaster Blue Balls	160	-19
869	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-20
870	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-22
871	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-23
872	Bed Sheets	201	-23
873	Professional Wrestling	Bonus 32	-27
874	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-27
875	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-27
876	Scooter Parking Zones	184	-28
877	Bad Hecklers	151	-29
878	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-29
879	Work Holiday Parties	118	-30
880	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-30
881	Jersey Burning	63	-30
882	Not Enough Tylenol	204	-32
883	Legacy Characters	Bonus 36	-32
884	Slow Cancer	65	-35
885	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-35
886	Bad Blood	67	-36
887	The Myth of Hard Work	Bonus 32	-37
888	High Speed Train Fetishists	197	-37
889	Getting Passed Over For a Promotion	167	-38
890	Seatbelt Laws	85	-38
891	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-38
892	Counting Dead Kids	110	-39
893	Boneless Chicken Wings	210	-39
894	No Way to Short the Collectibles Market	211	-40
895	Trump People	178	-41
896	Lex Luthor Was Right	Bonus 36	-42
897	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-42
898	Shit in Your Drink	140	-42
899	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-43
900	Vladimir Putin	30	-44
901	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-45
902	Donkey Jelly	141	-48
903	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-48
904	Mugshot Envy	103	-48
905	Abandoning Roger Rabbit	210	-49
906	Disrespecting Comic Creators	Bonus 36	-50
907	The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth	164	-51
908	A Never-Ending Piss	204	-52
909	Watching a Man Drown	104	-52
910	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-53
911	Prisoner Firefighters	174	-53
912	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-54
913	Very Special Episodes	91	-55
914	Transphobia	83	-55
915	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-55
916	Musician Doppelgangers	Bonus 37	-56
917	The Superman Logo	Bonus 36	-56
918	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-59
919	No Respect For The Good Times	198	-61
920	Branded Buttons	23	-62
921	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-62
922	Wifejak	166	-62
923	Crack	28	-63
924	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-63
925	Police Body Cams	183	-64
926	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-64
927	Complaining About Free Media	159	-66
928	Too Much Pride Flag Hate	211	-66
929	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-66
930	George Soros Conspiracies	Bonus 37	-66
931	Buffet Anxiety	134	-67
932	The Decline in Youth Vapint	Bonus 31	-68
933	Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash	180	-70
934	Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas	Bonus 31	-70
935	No Poop Allowed	208	-70
936	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-71
937	Realizing You Were The Bully in High School	164	-71
938	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-71
939	Fireworks	194	-72
940	Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes	Bonus 30	-73
941	Lion Tamers	203	-73
942	Medical Marijuana	153	-75
943	Unqualified Applicants	114	-75
944	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-77
945	Plushies	168	-77
946	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-78
947	Printer Ink	180	-78
948	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-78
949	Hindu Temple Haters	209	-80
950	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-80
951	Derivative Dummies	124	-81
952	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-82
953	Forgetting to Wash Your Hair	186	-82
954	Horny Logic	143	-84
955	Sphere Haters	202	-85
956	Not Enough Indian Shit	Bonus 38	-87
957	No Adult Heelys	170	-87
958	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-88
959	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-88
960	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-91
961	Terrorism Haters	187	-91
962	Local Businesses	29	-92
963	Figure Skating	175	-92
964	American Privilege	118	-93
965	Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops	189	-93
966	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-93
967	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-94
968	Federal Holidays	193	-94
969	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-95
970	Too Long of Media	24	-98
971	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-99
972	Black Israelites	63	-102
973	Groupon Anxiety	195	-102
974	Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men)	178	-105
975	$1,000 Posters	87	-106
976	Eye Exams	175	-106
977	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-107
978	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-107
979	Gamers	100	-107
980	Shoelaces	158	-107
981	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-107
982	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-108
983	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-108
984	Pissphobes	84	-110
985	Body Shaming	151	-110
986	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-110
987	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-111
988	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-113
989	Killing All The Chickens	180	-113
990	Cave Explorers	154	-114
991	The Barbie Movie	101	-115
992	Bad Snaps	125	-115
993	Parental Wisdom	93	-115
994	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-116
995	NFT Haters	95	-118
996	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-118
997	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-119
998	National Parks	132	-122
999	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-122
1000	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-124
1001	Making Up Laws	Bonus 33	-126
1002	Block Babies	102	-126
1003	Different Races	Bonus 4	-130
1004	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-131
1005	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-139
1006	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-139
1007	Nostalgia 64	111	-140
1008	Private Wi-Fis	126	-143
1009	Fan Entitlement	70	-144
1010	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-145
1011	Gay Denial	196	-146
1012	Getting Idioms Wrong	Bonus 33	-148
1013	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-150
1014	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-152
1015	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-152
1016	Lack of Receipts	Bonus 33	-154
1017	Lingering Holidays	156	-154
1018	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-154
1019	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-158
1020	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-161
1021	Using Stock Photography Wrong	Bonus 33	-166
1022	Public Urination Laws	14	-168
1023	Cynicism	180	-170
1024	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-175
1025	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-175
1026	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-177
1027	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-192
1028	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-199
1029	Kink Shaming	35	-199
1030	Surrogacy Haters	119	-199
1031	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-200
1032	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-201
1033	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-201
1034	Shoulder Nipples	71	-203
1035	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-211
1036	Fingernail Piles	121	-219
1037	Canon Cops	43	-222
1038	The Transgender Military Ban	177	-238
1039	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-247
1040	False False Flags	72	-248
1041	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-256
1042	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-267
1043	Disability Discrimination	35	-280
1044	Email	60	-285
1045	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-288
1046	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-290
1047	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-291
1048	Not Enough Seanies	39	-297
1049	Night Pooping	94	-308
1050	Digital Piracy	165	-320
1051	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-332
1052	Ratchet Straps	54	-332
1053	Futurama Fans	31	-355
1054	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-357
1055	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-363
1056	Evolution	48	-365
1057	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-367
1058	Baby Lovers	136	-407
1059	Anti-Semitism	60	-409
1060	Cum	71	-449
1061	Hitler	68	-495
1062	French Fries	Bonus 10	-701
1063	"You Voted For This"	25	-817
1064	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-960
1065	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-974
1066	Puppets	7	-1217
1067	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1293
1068	COVID Deniers	5	-1906