The Problems

This Week

Internet Mafia Bosses	10
No More 24-Hour Walmarts	8
AI Scams	4
The Olympics Raffle	-10

Latest Bonus Episode

Invincible is Gay	11
Hollywood Nepotism	9
Too Much Viltrumite Diversity	8
Quirk Chungus Satan	6
Mark the Cop	4
The Coallition of Planets Logo	2
Sandra Oh's Pussy	2
Drive Time Dilation	0

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4388
2	Fat Brain	2	3904
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3353
4	Too Much Pride	4	2596
5	"Disinformation"	3	2257
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2125
7	Late Rape	10	2072
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	2014
9	Tattle Tales	10	1868
10	Seth Rogen	19	1811
11	The War on Blackface	2	1716
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1678
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1615
14	Scientism	7	1539
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1425
16	Payment Processors	8	1394
17	Child Advocates	4	1271
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1243
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1233
20	The IRS	52	1149
21	Deinstitutionalization	6	1122
22	Inflation	24	1106
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1065
24	Pedophiles	29	1005
25	Fake News	13	985
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	955
27	YouTube Role Models	5	944
28	Goth Erasure	8	913
29	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	901
30	Forced Diversity in Film	24	897
31	Prison Rape	7	892
32	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	865
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	834
34	Kangaroo Courts	51	827
35	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	826
36	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	825
37	Trans Athletes	10	815
38	Edgy Reboots	3	807
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	803
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	784
41	No-Knock Raids	28	776
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	770
43	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	760
44	Charger Not Included	15	754
45	Regret	4	741
46	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	728
47	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	726
48	The War on Anonymity	68	711
49	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	711
50	Social Malware	14	705
51	Political Scientists	26	701
52	Installing Console Games	12	700
53	The Homeless	80	696
54	Womansplaining	53	672
55	Circumcision Apologists	59	665
56	Holocaust Metaphors	9	659
57	Women's Tears	37	654
58	Conservatives	67	651
59	Going Back to Work	22	648
60	Testicular Torsion	19	645
61	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	637
62	Family Court	16	636
63	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	627
64	Comply Guys	52	622
65	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	619
66	Gun Control	15	616
67	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	614
68	Lack of Bidets	2	610
69	Rent is Too Damn High	48	601
70	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	591
71	Waiting	Bonus 1	589
72	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	589
73	Sustainability	11	578
74	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	571
75	Swatting	48	568
76	Pussy Cops	42	566
77	Eldercare	25	564
78	Civil Forfeiture	20	561
79	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	552
80	Media Consolidation	36	550
81	Parking Idlers	42	542
82	Empty Parking Lots	111	541
83	Fake Neurodivergence	40	540
84	Short Attention Spans	86	539
85	Political Canonizations	17	533
86	"Buy the Dip"	1	531
87	Corporate Bootlicking	60	524
88	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	522
89	Nuclear War	30	521
90	Silencing the User	16	521
91	The National Debt	27	520
92	Indoctrinating Children	33	520
93	Animal Abuse	50	516
94	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	516
95	Boycotts of the Week	35	516
96	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	509
97	Bad Jannies	26	509
98	The De-Sexification of Media	71	508
99	Sleep Deprivation	32	507
100	Social Media	55	505
101	Live Action Anime	19	495
102	Inventing Black Inventors	27	491
103	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	488
104	Plea Deals	105	486
105	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	485
106	Big Leaguing	121	483
107	Student Debt Repayment	54	482
108	Two-Factor Authentication	6	482
109	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	481
110	Master Erasure	12	474
111	Manliness Gurus	71	470
112	Woke Unions	16	466
113	Silver Alerts	6	464
114	George Soros District Attorneys	94	456
115	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	453
116	Theater Kids	56	451
117	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	448
118	Columbus Hate	12	446
119	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	446
120	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	446
121	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	446
122	Cash Bail	18	445
123	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	443
124	No More Comedies	37	442
125	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	442
126	Female Comedy Writers	54	441
127	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	437
128	Common Core Math	127	437
129	Speed Traps	133	435
130	Picky Parkers	7	433
131	Wrongful Convictions	136	433
132	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	433
133	Deadname Drama	53	432
134	Game Journalists	50	432
135	Broken Bones	25	431
136	Blindness	22	428
137	Funko Pops	18	427
138	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	427
139	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	425
140	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	425
141	Cash Register Solicitations	39	425
142	Throwing Your Back Out	128	423
143	Shorter Attention Spans	57	421
144	DEI	122	420
145	Charity Fraud	96	420
146	Robocallers	125	416
147	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	416
148	Wellness Checks	58	415
149	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	415
150	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	414
151	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	410
152	Democracy	Bonus 2	409
153	The War on Drugs	142	408
154	Child Support	61	408
155	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	405
156	Vito's Twitter Account	23	404
157	Bread Tacos	31	402
158	Loud Music at Bars	83	402
159	Hate Hoaxes	43	400
160	Whiny Waiters	83	397
161	Food Going Bad	93	396
162	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	396
163	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	396
164	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	395
165	Live Service Video Games	123	392
166	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	392
167	The SEC	99	390
168	Mobile-Only Websites	52	388
169	Uninformed Voters	76	388
170	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	387
171	"Love Bombing"	34	387
172	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	384
173	Wil Wheaton	127	381
174	Easy Mode Activists	33	380
175	Unrealistic Expectations	42	380
176	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	379
177	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	375
178	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	373
179	Stock Market Morons	86	370
180	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	367
181	Bad Neighbors	110	366
182	The Gas Stove Ban	73	366
183	e-Whores	72	365
184	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	365
185	Artificial Scarcity	94	364
186	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	363
187	SSRIs	49	363
188	Amber Heard Supporters	44	362
189	Keyboard Warriors	31	358
190	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	358
191	Simulation Theory	9	357
192	Laws That Make You Lie	34	357
193	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	355
194	Reparation Retardation	82	355
195	Autism	64	355
196	Elon Musk	67	352
197	Mosquitos	109	352
198	Freemium Software	127	351
199	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	347
200	Nocturia	94	347
201	Cops Transferring Departments	126	346
202	Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area	168	345
203	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	344
204	The Anchoring Effect	79	344
205	Toxic Positivity	95	344
206	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	341
207	Compelled Speech	83	341
208	Losing Shit	91	338
209	Women Working at Home Depot	149	338
210	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	338
211	Influencer Culture	45	335
212	Freeway Protesters	46	335
213	Adam Sessler	73	332
214	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	331
215	Snail-in Voting	92	331
216	Famine	47	331
217	Big Government	102	329
218	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	328
219	Women's Stories	138	328
220	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	328
221	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	325
222	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	324
223	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	324
224	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	323
225	Non-Drivers	100	322
226	"No" Erasure	147	320
227	The Emperor's New Burn	38	319
228	Suicide Baiting	120	318
229	Tech Switcheroos	77	318
230	Long Lost Lectures	13	318
231	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	316
232	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	315
233	Girl Bosses	143	314
234	People Who Don't Get Out of the Way	160	314
235	Contouring	79	314
236	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	314
237	Shitty Shippers	105	313
238	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	313
239	Time Vampires	137	312
240	Armchair Mechanics	15	312
241	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	311
242	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	311
243	Swastika Scaries	70	310
244	Tinnitus	114	309
245	Travel Insurance	25	308
246	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	307
247	Stan Culture	119	307
248	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	306
249	The Olympics	28	306
250	Women's Dating Advice	104	306
251	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	305
252	Epstein Blue Balls	47	305
253	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	304
254	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	304
255	Tip Jar Takeover	75	303
256	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	303
257	The UK Government	106	303
258	The Five-Day Work Week	103	303
259	Missed Opportunities	77	303
260	Too Many Licenses	46	302
261	Great Government Firewalls	84	299
262	Parasocial Relationships	90	299
263	Female Gamers	141	297
264	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	296
265	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	296
266	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	295
267	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	295
268	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	294
269	Initiating the Conversation	21	293
270	Stranger Danger	111	293
271	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	293
272	Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations)	187	292
273	Unlisted Prices	120	291
274	Communism	153	288
275	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	288
276	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	286
277	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	286
278	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	284
279	Living in the Ghetto	36	284
280	Team Guys	146	283
281	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	282
282	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	282
283	Post Purchase Surveys	81	282
284	Pimples on Your Nose	110	282
285	Domain Squatters	17	282
286	Minimum Wageslaves	49	282
287	Chump Syndrome	118	281
288	Height Discrimination	47	281
289	Effective Altruism	64	279
290	Drug Dummies	97	279
291	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	279
292	Awareness	98	278
293	Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are	175	277
294	Gaslighting About Inflation	Bonus 31	277
295	Compulsive Liars	117	275
296	Fear of Negotiating	74	275
297	Intrusive Thoughts	118	275
298	Land Acknowledgements	89	274
299	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	274
300	The Civil Rights Act	85	271
301	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	270
302	Fake Libertarians	103	270
303	Taylor Swift	125	270
304	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	269
305	Lag	153	268
306	Rickety Shit	104	268
307	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	268
308	Graduation Speeches	93	268
309	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	268
310	Going to the Doctor	76	267
311	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	265
312	Subsidizing Demand	154	265
313	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	264
314	Immigration	116	263
315	Drip Pricing	88	263
316	Cover Charges	86	262
317	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	262
318	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	262
319	Fool's Tits	152	261
320	Home Repair	124	261
321	Guys Who Can't Drive	165	260
322	Making Decisions	91	260
323	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	259
324	Kink Personalities	79	258
325	Extreme Heat Events	45	257
326	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	257
327	Space Tourists	5	257
328	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	257
329	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	257
330	The "u mad?" Game	73	256
331	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	256
332	Subway Performers	88	256
333	Ticketmaster	65	256
334	Cockteasing	65	255
335	Philistines	58	255
336	Starving Artists	69	255
337	Hustlers' Universities	122	255
338	Finger Pain	10	254
339	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	253
340	Candidates Pretending to be Human	Bonus 29	252
341	Bad Cell Service	141	251
342	Blacklists	140	250
343	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	250
344	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	249
345	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	248
346	Relying on Your Friends	87	247
347	Foreign Lobbyists	139	246
348	Nude Negotiators	32	245
349	Apple Fanboys	127	244
350	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	243
351	Hypocrisy	87	243
352	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	243
353	The Minimum Wage	4	243
354	"Objectively"	112	243
355	Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal	166	242
356	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	242
357	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	241
358	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	241
359	Washing and Drying Long Hair	178	241
360	"Right of Way" Disrespecters	170	241
361	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	240
362	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	240
363	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	238
364	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	237
365	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	234
366	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	234
367	USB Cables	80	234
368	Thirst Traps	81	234
369	Mandatory Milk	152	231
370	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	230
371	First Ladies	122	229
372	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	229
373	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	228
374	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	228
375	Ear Worms	29	227
376	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	227
377	My Bitch Realtor	89	226
378	Venue Cancellation	63	225
379	Pedo Jacketing	62	225
380	Fake Death Threats	129	223
381	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	223
382	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	222
383	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	222
384	Sticky Electronics	166	222
385	Craigslist Complainers	21	221
386	Unnecessary Censorship	171	221
387	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	221
388	Tardy Drink Refills	92	220
389	Locking Yourself Out	152	220
390	Oakland, CA	150	220
391	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	219
392	Bad Shopping Carts	156	219
393	Train Wrecks	78	218
394	Stupid Awards Shows	131	217
395	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	214
396	The Haka	164	213
397	Women in Star Wars	89	213
398	Roadside Death Shrines	36	213
399	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	213
400	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	212
401	How Much Money is Spent on Elections	Bonus 29	212
402	Women Fighting in Movies	120	211
403	One Hour Meetings	143	211
404	May the 4th	88	211
405	The Abuse of "Abuse"	162	211
406	Health Insurance Claim Denials	167	209
407	Content Ratings Boards	138	208
408	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	208
409	Shoulder Pain	159	208
410	Seatbelt Alarms	27	207
411	Thoughts and Prayers	74	207
412	High People	Bonus 15	206
413	Cute Shit	164	205
414	Cops Doing You a Favor	168	204
415	Vegan Donuts	131	204
416	Tight Booths	119	204
417	Activist Ice Cream	97	203
418	Lack of Fictional Bigots	161	201
419	Activist CEOs	139	201
420	Sore Losers	163	201
421	Data Breaches	148	201
422	Empty Retail Spaces	166	199
423	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	199
424	Male Feminists	182	199
425	Not Enough Deportations	Bonus 39	199
426	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	198
427	"Citation Needed"	187	197
428	Fake Retirements	114	197
429	Suction Cups	43	196
430	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	195
431	All The Vaccine Autism Shit	178	195
432	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	194
433	The Parallel Economy	130	193
434	Snitches	155	192
435	Vibe Coding	196	192
436	Confirmation Bias	125	192
437	Ghost Texts	102	190
438	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	190
439	Going to Work While Sick	139	189
440	Hoarding	134	188
441	Holiday Parties	69	187
442	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	187
443	Men With "Daddy Issues"	186	187
444	Source Snobs	96	187
445	Tiny House Propaganda	117	187
446	Breast Cancer Charity Scams	169	186
447	Sensationalism	66	186
448	Side Hustles	32	186
449	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	186
450	Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did	Bonus 35	185
451	Rats	159	184
452	Rental Car Insurance	154	184
453	Losing Your Tools	154	184
454	Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door	160	183
455	Cults	150	183
456	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	182
457	Boob Truthers	109	182
458	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	182
459	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	182
460	Touchy Teachers	169	181
461	People Not Changing	172	181
462	Going to the Dentist	70	180
463	Bad Day Holidays	132	180
464	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	180
465	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	180
466	Texas Legal Myths	107	180
467	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	180
468	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	179
469	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	179
470	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	179
471	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	179
472	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	178
473	Demographic Dummies	81	178
474	Intellectual Property Laws	40	177
475	Sand	178	177
476	Zoom Exhaustion	33	177
477	Idea Guys	113	176
478	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	176
479	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	175
480	Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill	Bonus 30	174
481	Occam's Razor	145	174
482	Product Placement Movies	126	173
483	Blowing your Wad Early	115	173
484	Buyer's Remorse	116	173
485	Incest Porn	32	170
486	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	170
487	Conservative Porn	121	169
488	Credit Goblins	175	168
489	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	168
490	Too Many Stop Signs	134	167
491	Your Friends Making You Look Bad	176	167
492	Women Talking like Babies	162	166
493	Premature E-Trackulation	15	166
494	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	166
495	Election Spam	161	166
496	Talking to the Cops	148	165
497	Downward Mobility	173	164
498	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	163
499	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	163
500	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	162
501	LARPing PUAs	26	162
502	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	161
503	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	161
504	Old Movie Action Heroes	177	160
505	Zipper Disrespecters	170	160
506	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	160
507	When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One	195	160
508	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	160
509	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	159
510	Race-Based Voice Actors	198	159
511	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	159
512	Stupid Food Trends	11	159
513	The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	185	158
514	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	158
515	Pets Stepping on Your Balls	167	157
516	Backseat Googlers	41	157
517	Paralysis of Choice	135	156
518	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	156
519	Sponsored Hate	28	155
520	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	155
521	Fake Fans	163	155
522	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	155
523	Power Outages	172	155
524	Arson Denial	172	154
525	Babysitting a Drunk	208	153
526	The Chevron Deference	146	152
527	The Voting Rights Act of 1965	Bonus 29	150
528	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	150
529	No Flying Cars	80	149
530	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	149
531	You Don't Get Anything For Voting	Bonus 29	149
532	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	148
533	Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again	200	147
534	Talking to Drunk People	184	146
535	Women Being "Based"	173	146
536	"What the hell is wrong with me?"	188	146
537	Pity Party Poopers	49	146
538	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	146
539	Communist Propaganda	185	146
540	Canada	177	146
541	Non-Absorbant Napkins	177	145
542	Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine	202	145
543	The Vito Wars	Bonus 31	145
544	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	144
545	Ruined Jokes	181	144
546	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	143
547	3D Technology	40	143
548	Money Shaming	144	143
549	Celebrity Bands	55	142
550	Going to the Vet	144	141
551	People Who Can't Take a Joke	198	140
552	Distracted Children	130	140
553	Early Winter Darkness	Bonus 30	139
554	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	139
555	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	139
556	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	138
557	Shitty Deliveries	201	138
558	Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels	196	137
559	Hurricanes	158	137
560	Guys Who Break Up a Fight	163	137
561	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	137
562	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	136
563	Metaphor Hijacking	133	136
564	Garbage Grillers	181	136
565	USAID	176	135
566	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	134
567	The War on Jocks	170	134
568	Influencer Slop	157	133
569	Traffic Drones	189	132
570	Asexuality	34	132
571	Poison Beer (PFAS)	190	132
572	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	132
573	Crybaby Businesses	183	131
574	Drunk Eating	56	131
575	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	131
576	The Fat Lady at the Olympics	Bonus 31	130
577	Women Drivers	215	130
578	Man Face	161	129
579	Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment	Bonus 35	129
580	Askholes	190	129
581	Cars That Look Like Cop Cars	188	129
582	Anti DIY-ers	150	129
583	Babies in Movies/TV Shows	197	129
584	Bad Pillows	162	128
585	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	128
586	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	127
587	Franchise Crossovers	62	127
588	Rolling Blackouts	147	126
589	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	125
590	The War on Porn	190	125
591	Mass Shootings	112	124
592	Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets	192	124
593	The Royal "We"	103	123
594	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	123
595	Sports-a-phobia	59	123
596	Halftime Shows	78	121
597	Not Showing Drink Prices	197	120
598	H1B Visas	210	120
599	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	120
600	The Myth of Food Insecurity	205	119
601	Fatwas	53	119
602	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	118
603	Fucking Up the Landing	200	118
604	Non-Consenual Sex Recording	174	117
605	Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore	Bonus 37	117
606	Prison Food	Bonus 26	117
607	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	117
608	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	116
609	Airplane Seats	95	115
610	Smoking is Too Cool	27	115
611	Women Taking Shit Over	204	114
612	Electoral College Deniers	161	114
613	Shows Moving From Their Normal Time	193	114
614	Battery Corrosion	94	114
615	Bad Investments	179	113
616	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	113
617	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	113
618	Backseat Murderers	114	113
619	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	112
620	Pronoun Resistance	1	111
621	The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit	Bonus 37	111
622	Dog Abuse	206	110
623	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	109
624	Elmo	127	109
625	Pre-Checked Boxes	162	109
626	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	109
627	Crypto Karens	146	108
628	Jesus Dying at 33	Bonus 34	107
629	Phone Format Paste	105	107
630	Bryan Singer	88	107
631	The 1%	184	107
632	Not Automatically Getting Deals	208	107
633	OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer	Bonus 31	106
634	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	105
635	Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness	188	105
636	Headline Death Cockteasing	181	105
637	Culture War Criminals	106	105
638	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	105
639	Alexa Being Retarded	138	105
640	Backseat Parkers	195	105
641	"What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?"	Bonus 36	105
642	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	104
643	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	104
644	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	104
645	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	104
646	Sports Gambling	Bonus 32	104
647	Fake Download Buttons	215	104
648	Vanity Press	191	104
649	Conservative Comedy	140	104
650	Accent Intelligence Bias	173	103
651	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	103
652	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	103
653	Spoiler Nazis	36	101
654	The Death of Public Dumps	195	101
655	Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession	Bonus 35	101
656	Liberal Mass Shooters	201	100
657	Suicide Prevention	214	100
658	Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	Bonus 34	100
659	AI Evangelists	128	99
660	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	99
661	The US Postal Service	143	99
662	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	99
663	"Would"	123	98
664	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	98
665	Subscriptions	223	97
666	Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off	206	97
667	Men and Their Legacies	185	96
668	Dad's TV Addiction	Bonus 35	96
669	Fake Straights	63	96
670	Turn the AC "Up"	157	96
671	Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt	209	96
672	Trivial Cheating	96	95
673	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	95
674	It's Hard To Tell	160	94
675	VOCs (Everything Stinks)	211	94
676	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	93
677	Doomers	174	93
678	Not Having a Car Guy	187	93
679	Drugs That Don't Work	213	93
680	Feral Hogs	147	91
681	Guys Who Won't Apologize	203	91
682	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	91
683	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	91
684	Online Naturalists	61	90
685	Somalian Shit Talking	213	89
686	Prison Abuse	128	89
687	Having to Get Multiple Estimates	211	89
688	Getting Rid of Grease	38	88
689	Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom	186	88
690	The Modernization of Design	202	88
691	Undercover Cops at Burning Man	201	88
692	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	88
693	Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes	197	88
694	Fake Parking Spaces	204	87
695	The Meme of Einstein	171	86
696	Woke Museums	200	86
697	Unnecessary Sequels	207	86
698	Pussing Out	209	86
699	Search History	217	86
700	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	85
701	Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In	199	84
702	Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey	200	83
703	Eric's Billboard Chart Scam	194	83
704	The Laziness of Somali Scams	216	83
705	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	83
706	Pathological Altruism	212	83
707	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	82
708	Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games)	191	82
709	Everyone Wants a Piece	206	82
710	Trick Food Sharing	174	82
711	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	81
712	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	80
713	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	80
714	Prediction Markets	Bonus 39	79
715	Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas	Bonus 38	79
716	All Technology is a Flat Rectangle	186	79
717	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	79
718	Fake AI Typing	210	78
719	Bill Burr	182	78
720	The War on Hitler	207	78
721	Slowpoke Motorcycles	163	78
722	It's Too Hot Insider During Winter	Bonus 30	78
723	Fantasy / Sci-Fi Disabilities	219	76
724	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	76
725	Timing the Sides	203	76
726	Homeless People Simps	219	76
727	Compromising Your Art	218	75
728	People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up	206	75
729	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	75
730	No Voter ID	220	75
731	What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox?	199	75
732	Bob Dylan Worshippers	170	75
733	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	74
734	The Juiced Up PowerBall	214	73
735	The Death of the Organ	Bonus 32	72
736	Rough Teeth	107	72
737	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	72
738	Satanic Panic	77	71
739	Superman's Super Simping	Bonus 36	71
740	Ingratitude	179	70
741	Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes	167	70
742	Dream Ideas	183	70
743	Bible Truthers	105	70
744	Free Market Haters	82	69
745	Community Detachment	80	69
746	Accidental Screen Shares	129	69
747	Peladophobia	77	69
748	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	68
749	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	67
750	Gas Procrastinating	205	67
751	Crappy Salsa	212	67
752	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	66
753	"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	Bonus 34	66
754	Rookie Mistakes	222	66
755	Low Expectations	216	66
756	Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks)	165	66
757	Banning SuperChats	214	64
758	Game Stop	110	64
759	Fake 2D Animation	38	63
760	Delusion	205	63
761	Writer's Block	202	63
762	The Costco Guys	Bonus 31	63
763	"no" Autocorrect	60	63
764	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	63
765	False Flag Attacks	223	62
766	Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage	Bonus 35	60
767	e-Sports Hype	Bonus 32	60
768	Soldering	184	59
769	Giving Money to Rich People	220	58
770	Vtubers	145	57
771	Religion in Schools	137	57
772	Women and Pop Psychology	224	57
773	Friends and Family Discounts	135	57
774	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	56
775	Bluetooth	40	56
776	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	55
777	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	55
778	People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	Bonus 34	55
779	The War on Whiteface	56	55
780	Shitty Slow Motion	16	54
781	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	53
782	Can't Pay For Your Bar Drink At The Table	218	53
783	Dad Little League Coach	Bonus 35	53
784	Gambling	188	53
785	Pet Residue	213	52
786	Veterans Disability Compensation Program	222	52
787	OCD Toasters	13	52
788	Predatory Pizza Pricing	215	52
789	Cash Only Businesses	191	52
790	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	51
791	Your Bro Getting a New Ho	171	51
792	Captain Save-A-Ho	223	51
793	Destiny's Dick	200	51
794	Leaving the Oven On	171	50
795	Hospitals Are Not a Luxury Experience	220	50
796	Draft Dummies	224	49
797	Automatic Start/Stop on Cars	220	48
798	Deli Dummies	193	48
799	Windshield Wiper Speeds	221	48
800	Paywalled Santas	212	47
801	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	46
802	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	46
803	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	46
804	Nazis are Too Cool	85	46
805	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	46
806	Everybody is a Cancer Doctor	189	46
807	IP Theft	199	45
808	Micro USB Cables	214	45
809	The Right's Obsession with Hollywood	205	45
810	Not Enough Leftovers	Bonus 38	45
811	Event Wristbands	45	44
812	Military Suicides	56	44
813	Pascal's Wagerers	216	43
814	Delivery Anticipation	207	43
815	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	43
816	The War on Doxing	169	42
817	Deficit Dummies	194	42
818	Secret Suicides	191	42
819	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	41
820	Not Enough Leftovers	116	41
821	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	40
822	Absolutely No Steroid Policies	Bonus 32	40
823	The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment	194	39
824	Libertarians	218	39
825	Not Enough Manifest Destiny	217	39
826	Wil Stancil	208	38
827	Troubleshooting A Computer	209	38
828	Sober October	109	36
829	CVS	201	35
830	Hitler Gave Eugenics a Bad Rap	Bonus 40	35
831	Shrinking Jaws	179	35
832	Frozen	Bonus 30	33
833	Photo Albums	192	33
834	Disabled Parking	Bonus 40	32
835	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	32
836	Bodegas	46	31
837	"Nesting"	193	31
838	False Piss Driblets	173	30
839	Shitty Shout Outs	221	29
840	Getting Out-Classed	221	29
841	The End of the Civil War	Bonus 28	29
842	Too Many Jedi	151	27
843	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	26
844	Bad Turkey	Bonus 38	25
845	Super Bowl Commercials	219	25
846	The Sun Exploding	140	25
847	Sour Grapes	24	24
848	TMM (Too Much Mayo)	190	24
849	UFO Conspiracies	138	23
850	Young People Don't Drink	217	22
851	Fortnite	98	22
852	Bad Movie Guilt	189	21
853	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	21
854	Poor Superheroes	179	20
855	Vibe Bombing	207	20
856	Not Throwing Crutches Away	Bonus 40	20
857	Calling the Manager	203	19
858	Scott Adams' Cancer Spectacular	Bonus 39	18
859	Flip Flops Breaking	30	18
860	The New McDonald's Monopoly	207	18
861	Vaccine Injuries	217	18
862	Crossdressing Republicans	224	15
863	The Extended Jesus Universe	Bonus 34	14
864	Arizona Inflation	90	13
865	The Sex Offender Registry	126	12
866	Invincible is Gay	Bonus 41	11
867	Needing to Buy Something on Black Friday	212	10
868	Internet Mafia Bosses	225	10
869	Hollywood Nepotism	Bonus 41	9
870	Too Much Viltrumite Diversity	Bonus 41	8
871	No More 24-Hour Walmarts	225	8
872	The Equals Signs in the Epstein Files	219	7
873	Lonely Monkies	222	6
874	Video Games are Too Expensive	196	6
875	Quirk Chungus Satan	Bonus 41	6
876	Missle Defense Systems	192	4
877	AI Scams	225	4
878	Mark the Cop	Bonus 41	4
879	Fear of Using the Disabled Parking Pass	Bonus 40	3
880	Boring Rocket Launches	224	2
881	The Coallition of Planets Logo	Bonus 41	2
882	Pedo Food Codes	221	2
883	Sandra Oh's Pussy	Bonus 41	2
884	Halloweenies	109	1
885	Social Media Disinformation	115	1
886	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	0
887	Politeness Words	23	0
888	Soap Ejaculate	135	0
889	Drive Time Dilation	Bonus 41	0
890	Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In	181	-1
891	Holiday Decorations	62	-2
892	Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People	168	-2
893	Writing Checks	185	-2
894	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-3
895	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-4
896	Winter Wonderlands	Bonus 30	-5
897	South Park Falling Off	198	-5
898	The Urge to Touch Yourself	222	-6
899	Penny Pinchers	176	-6
900	Stolen Valor Vigilantes	199	-7
901	Showing the Real Person at the End of a Movie	219	-7
902	Cheerleaders	Bonus 32	-9
903	Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail	200	-10
904	The Olympics Raffle	225	-10
905	Armless People	Bonus 40	-12
906	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-14
907	Macho Weathermen	11	-15
908	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-15
909	Gold Guys Winning	218	-15
910	VR Chat	51	-15
911	No One Cares About Aliens	221	-16
912	Nextdoor Apps	117	-16
913	TV Shows With More Than Four Seasons	213	-16
914	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-17
915	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-17
916	Surprises	169	-18
917	Disaster Blue Balls	160	-18
918	Dubs	139	-19
919	Internet Beefs	192	-19
920	Disaster Tourism	172	-19
921	Fake Graphic Designers	182	-20
922	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-22
923	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-23
924	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-23
925	Bed Sheets	201	-23
926	Wind	215	-25
927	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-26
928	Bad Hecklers	151	-27
929	Scooter Parking Zones	184	-27
930	Landscape Screenshots	224	-28
931	Professional Wrestling	Bonus 32	-28
932	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-29
933	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-29
934	Work Holiday Parties	118	-30
935	Jersey Burning	63	-30
936	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-31
937	Legacy Characters	Bonus 36	-32
938	Mandatory Coleslaw	216	-33
939	Not Enough Tylenol	204	-33
940	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-34
941	High Speed Train Fetishists	197	-34
942	Slow Cancer	65	-36
943	The Myth of Hard Work	Bonus 32	-36
944	Seatbelt Laws	85	-37
945	Bad Blood	67	-37
946	Getting Passed Over For a Promotion	167	-38
947	Trump People	178	-40
948	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-40
949	Counting Dead Kids	110	-40
950	Shit in Your Drink	140	-42
951	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-42
952	Boneless Chicken Wings	210	-42
953	Lex Luthor Was Right	Bonus 36	-43
954	People in Discord Who Cheat At Wordle	Bonus 39	-43
955	Dual Molded Lego Parts	218	-43
956	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-43
957	No Way to Short the Collectibles Market	211	-44
958	Magic: the Gathering Spiderman Set	Bonus 39	-44
959	Vladimir Putin	30	-45
960	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-47
961	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-49
962	Mugshot Envy	103	-49
963	Donkey Jelly	141	-50
964	The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth	164	-52
965	Disrespecting Comic Creators	Bonus 36	-52
966	Prisoner Firefighters	174	-52
967	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-53
968	Watching a Man Drown	104	-53
969	Abandoning Roger Rabbit	210	-54
970	Very Special Episodes	91	-54
971	A Never-Ending Piss	204	-54
972	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-56
973	The Superman Logo	Bonus 36	-56
974	Transphobia	83	-56
975	Musician Doppelgangers	Bonus 37	-57
976	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-57
977	No Respect For The Good Times	198	-61
978	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-61
979	Branded Buttons	23	-63
980	Wifejak	166	-63
981	Crack	28	-64
982	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-64
983	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-64
984	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-65
985	Police Body Cams	183	-66
986	Buffet Anxiety	134	-66
987	Complaining About Free Media	159	-67
988	Ozzy Osbourne's Final Concert	Bonus 39	-67
989	Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash	180	-67
990	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-67
991	George Soros Conspiracies	Bonus 37	-67
992	Ellen Haters	223	-68
993	The Decline in Youth Vapint	Bonus 31	-69
994	Too Much Pride Flag Hate	211	-71
995	Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas	Bonus 31	-71
996	No Poop Allowed	208	-71
997	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-72
998	Realizing You Were The Bully in High School	164	-72
999	Fireworks	194	-72
1000	Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes	Bonus 30	-73
1001	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-74
1002	Printer Ink	180	-74
1003	Lion Tamers	203	-75
1004	Medical Marijuana	153	-76
1005	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-76
1006	Unqualified Applicants	114	-76
1007	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-77
1008	Plushies	168	-77
1009	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-78
1010	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-78
1011	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-81
1012	Hindu Temple Haters	209	-81
1013	Derivative Dummies	124	-81
1014	Horny Logic	143	-84
1015	Forgetting to Wash Your Hair	186	-85
1016	Sphere Haters	202	-85
1017	No Adult Heelys	170	-87
1018	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-89
1019	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-89
1020	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-90
1021	Local Businesses	29	-91
1022	Figure Skating	175	-92
1023	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-92
1024	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-93
1025	Terrorism Haters	187	-93
1026	Not Enough Indian Shit	Bonus 38	-94
1027	American Privilege	118	-94
1028	Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops	189	-94
1029	Federal Holidays	193	-95
1030	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-97
1031	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-97
1032	Too Long of Media	24	-98
1033	Black Israelites	63	-102
1034	Groupon Anxiety	195	-103
1035	Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men)	178	-104
1036	$1,000 Posters	87	-106
1037	Eye Exams	175	-106
1038	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-107
1039	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-107
1040	Shoelaces	158	-107
1041	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-107
1042	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-108
1043	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-108
1044	Gamers	100	-108
1045	Pissphobes	84	-110
1046	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-110
1047	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-111
1048	Killing All The Chickens	180	-111
1049	Body Shaming	151	-112
1050	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-113
1051	Cave Explorers	154	-113
1052	The Barbie Movie	101	-115
1053	Bad Snaps	125	-115
1054	Parental Wisdom	93	-115
1055	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-116
1056	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-118
1057	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-119
1058	NFT Haters	95	-120
1059	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-122
1060	National Parks	132	-123
1061	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-124
1062	Making Up Laws	Bonus 33	-126
1063	Block Babies	102	-126
1064	Different Races	Bonus 4	-130
1065	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-132
1066	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-139
1067	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-140
1068	Nostalgia 64	111	-140
1069	Private Wi-Fis	126	-143
1070	Fan Entitlement	70	-144
1071	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-146
1072	Gay Denial	196	-148
1073	Getting Idioms Wrong	Bonus 33	-148
1074	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-150
1075	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-152
1076	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-152
1077	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-153
1078	Lack of Receipts	Bonus 33	-154
1079	Lingering Holidays	156	-155
1080	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-159
1081	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-162
1082	Using Stock Photography Wrong	Bonus 33	-167
1083	Public Urination Laws	14	-167
1084	Cynicism	180	-170
1085	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-175
1086	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-176
1087	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-177
1088	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-192
1089	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-199
1090	Kink Shaming	35	-199
1091	Surrogacy Haters	119	-199
1092	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-200
1093	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-201
1094	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-201
1095	Shoulder Nipples	71	-204
1096	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-213
1097	Fingernail Piles	121	-220
1098	Canon Cops	43	-221
1099	The Transgender Military Ban	177	-238
1100	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-247
1101	False False Flags	72	-250
1102	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-259
1103	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-270
1104	Email	60	-283
1105	Disability Discrimination	35	-283
1106	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-287
1107	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-292
1108	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-292
1109	Not Enough Seanies	39	-299
1110	Night Pooping	94	-309
1111	Digital Piracy	165	-326
1112	Ratchet Straps	54	-330
1113	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-332
1114	Futurama Fans	31	-355
1115	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-358
1116	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-362
1117	Evolution	48	-367
1118	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-370
1119	Baby Lovers	136	-408
1120	Anti-Semitism	60	-411
1121	Cum	71	-452
1122	Hitler	68	-492
1123	French Fries	Bonus 10	-703
1124	"You Voted For This"	25	-817
1125	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-962
1126	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-976
1127	Puppets	7	-1216
1128	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1295
1129	COVID Deniers	5	-1908