The Problems

This Week

Ego	113
Saving All Your Stuff Until the End	94
Clipping Your Nails Too Short	42
Women Talking About Food	41
No Knife Guards for Packages	-18
Congressional Ownage	-20
The Power Rangers Movie	-33
Lost Media Crybabies	-41

Latest Bonus Episode

The End of Duelling	50
The Unrealized Potential of Laser Tag	19
The Lack of Population Context in History	17
The Early Death of President Zachary Taylor	-5

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4399
2	Fat Brain	2	3925
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3361
4	Too Much Pride	4	2607
5	"Disinformation"	3	2268
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2134
7	Late Rape	10	2078
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	2020
9	Tattle Tales	10	1873
10	Seth Rogen	19	1819
11	The War on Blackface	2	1720
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1684
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1627
14	Scientism	7	1544
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1429
16	Payment Processors	8	1399
17	Child Advocates	4	1276
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1246
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1240
20	The IRS	52	1154
21	Deinstitutionalization	6	1124
22	Inflation	24	1111
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1070
24	Pedophiles	29	1010
25	Fake News	13	986
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	958
27	YouTube Role Models	5	945
28	Goth Erasure	8	915
29	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	902
30	Forced Diversity in Film	24	900
31	Prison Rape	7	895
32	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	870
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	836
34	Kangaroo Courts	51	829
35	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	827
36	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	826
37	Trans Athletes	10	817
38	Edgy Reboots	3	808
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	807
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	788
41	No-Knock Raids	28	778
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	772
43	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	762
44	Charger Not Included	15	756
45	Regret	4	742
46	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	728
47	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	727
48	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	714
49	The War on Anonymity	68	712
50	Social Malware	14	704
51	Political Scientists	26	702
52	Installing Console Games	12	700
53	The Homeless	80	697
54	Womansplaining	53	673
55	Circumcision Apologists	59	667
56	Holocaust Metaphors	9	660
57	Women's Tears	37	653
58	Conservatives	67	651
59	Going Back to Work	22	649
60	Testicular Torsion	19	646
61	Family Court	16	637
62	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	636
63	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	629
64	Comply Guys	52	622
65	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	621
66	Gun Control	15	617
67	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	616
68	Lack of Bidets	2	612
69	Rent is Too Damn High	48	603
70	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	593
71	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	592
72	Waiting	Bonus 1	590
73	Sustainability	11	579
74	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	571
75	Swatting	48	569
76	Pussy Cops	42	567
77	Eldercare	25	564
78	Civil Forfeiture	20	563
79	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	553
80	Media Consolidation	36	551
81	Parking Idlers	42	542
82	Empty Parking Lots	111	542
83	Fake Neurodivergence	40	540
84	Short Attention Spans	86	539
85	"Buy the Dip"	1	533
86	Political Canonizations	17	533
87	Corporate Bootlicking	60	525
88	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	523
89	The National Debt	27	522
90	Silencing the User	16	521
91	Indoctrinating Children	33	521
92	Nuclear War	30	520
93	Animal Abuse	50	517
94	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	517
95	Boycotts of the Week	35	516
96	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	510
97	The De-Sexification of Media	71	509
98	Bad Jannies	26	509
99	Sleep Deprivation	32	507
100	Social Media	55	505
101	Live Action Anime	19	495
102	Inventing Black Inventors	27	492
103	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	489
104	Plea Deals	105	487
105	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	485
106	Two-Factor Authentication	6	484
107	Big Leaguing	121	483
108	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	483
109	Student Debt Repayment	54	482
110	Master Erasure	12	474
111	Manliness Gurus	71	472
112	Woke Unions	16	466
113	Silver Alerts	6	464
114	George Soros District Attorneys	94	457
115	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	453
116	Theater Kids	56	451
117	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	450
118	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	448
119	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	448
120	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	447
121	Columbus Hate	12	446
122	Cash Bail	18	445
123	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	444
124	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	444
125	No More Comedies	37	442
126	Female Comedy Writers	54	442
127	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	437
128	Common Core Math	127	437
129	Speed Traps	133	436
130	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	434
131	Picky Parkers	7	433
132	Wrongful Convictions	136	433
133	Deadname Drama	53	432
134	Game Journalists	50	432
135	Broken Bones	25	431
136	Blindness	22	428
137	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	428
138	Funko Pops	18	426
139	Cash Register Solicitations	39	426
140	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	425
141	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	425
142	Throwing Your Back Out	128	423
143	Shorter Attention Spans	57	422
144	DEI	122	420
145	Charity Fraud	96	420
146	Robocallers	125	417
147	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	417
148	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	416
149	Wellness Checks	58	415
150	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	414
151	Democracy	Bonus 2	411
152	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	410
153	The War on Drugs	142	409
154	Child Support	61	409
155	Vito's Twitter Account	23	405
156	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	404
157	Bread Tacos	31	402
158	Loud Music at Bars	83	402
159	Hate Hoaxes	43	400
160	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	397
161	Whiny Waiters	83	397
162	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	397
163	Food Going Bad	93	396
164	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	395
165	Live Service Video Games	123	392
166	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	392
167	The SEC	99	391
168	Mobile-Only Websites	52	388
169	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	388
170	Uninformed Voters	76	388
171	"Love Bombing"	34	387
172	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	384
173	Wil Wheaton	127	381
174	Easy Mode Activists	33	380
175	Unrealistic Expectations	42	380
176	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	379
177	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	376
178	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	374
179	Stock Market Morons	86	370
180	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	367
181	Bad Neighbors	110	366
182	The Gas Stove Ban	73	366
183	e-Whores	72	365
184	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	365
185	Artificial Scarcity	94	364
186	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	363
187	SSRIs	49	363
188	Amber Heard Supporters	44	362
189	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	359
190	Keyboard Warriors	31	358
191	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	357
192	Simulation Theory	9	357
193	Laws That Make You Lie	34	357
194	Autism	64	355
195	Reparation Retardation	82	354
196	Elon Musk	67	352
197	Mosquitos	109	352
198	Freemium Software	127	351
199	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	347
200	Nocturia	94	347
201	Cops Transferring Departments	126	346
202	Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area	168	345
203	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	344
204	The Anchoring Effect	79	344
205	Toxic Positivity	95	344
206	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	342
207	Compelled Speech	83	341
208	Women Working at Home Depot	149	339
209	Losing Shit	91	338
210	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	337
211	Influencer Culture	45	336
212	Freeway Protesters	46	335
213	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	333
214	Snail-in Voting	92	331
215	Famine	47	331
216	Adam Sessler	73	331
217	Big Government	102	330
218	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	329
219	Women's Stories	138	328
220	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	328
221	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	326
222	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	325
223	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	325
224	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	324
225	Non-Drivers	100	322
226	"No" Erasure	147	320
227	The Emperor's New Burn	38	319
228	Suicide Baiting	120	318
229	Tech Switcheroos	77	318
230	Long Lost Lectures	13	318
231	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	317
232	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	316
233	Girl Bosses	143	315
234	People Who Don't Get Out of the Way	160	315
235	Contouring	79	315
236	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	314
237	Time Vampires	137	313
238	Shitty Shippers	105	313
239	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	313
240	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	312
241	Armchair Mechanics	15	312
242	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	311
243	Swastika Scaries	70	310
244	Tinnitus	114	309
245	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	308
246	Travel Insurance	25	308
247	Stan Culture	119	307
248	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	306
249	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	306
250	Women's Dating Advice	104	306
251	The Olympics	28	305
252	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	305
253	Epstein Blue Balls	47	305
254	The Five-Day Work Week	103	304
255	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	303
256	Tip Jar Takeover	75	303
257	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	303
258	The UK Government	106	303
259	Missed Opportunities	77	303
260	Too Many Licenses	46	302
261	Great Government Firewalls	84	299
262	Parasocial Relationships	90	299
263	Female Gamers	141	297
264	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	297
265	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	296
266	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	296
267	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	295
268	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	295
269	Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations)	187	294
270	Initiating the Conversation	21	294
271	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	293
272	Unlisted Prices	120	292
273	Stranger Danger	111	292
274	Communism	153	289
275	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	288
276	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	286
277	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	285
278	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	284
279	Living in the Ghetto	36	284
280	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	282
281	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	282
282	Post Purchase Surveys	81	282
283	Pimples on Your Nose	110	282
284	Domain Squatters	17	282
285	Team Guys	146	282
286	Minimum Wageslaves	49	282
287	Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are	175	281
288	Chump Syndrome	118	281
289	Height Discrimination	47	281
290	Gaslighting About Inflation	Bonus 31	280
291	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	280
292	Effective Altruism	64	279
293	Drug Dummies	97	279
294	Awareness	98	278
295	Fear of Negotiating	74	275
296	Compulsive Liars	117	275
297	Intrusive Thoughts	118	275
298	Land Acknowledgements	89	274
299	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	274
300	The Civil Rights Act	85	272
301	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	271
302	Fake Libertarians	103	270
303	Taylor Swift	125	270
304	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	269
305	Lag	153	268
306	Rickety Shit	104	268
307	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	268
308	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	268
309	Graduation Speeches	93	268
310	Going to the Doctor	76	267
311	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	266
312	Subsidizing Demand	154	266
313	Immigration	116	264
314	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	263
315	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	263
316	Drip Pricing	88	263
317	Cover Charges	86	262
318	Fool's Tits	152	262
319	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	261
320	Guys Who Can't Drive	165	260
321	Home Repair	124	260
322	Making Decisions	91	260
323	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	259
324	Kink Personalities	79	258
325	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	258
326	Space Tourists	5	258
327	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	258
328	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	258
329	Extreme Heat Events	45	257
330	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	257
331	Finger Pain	10	257
332	Ticketmaster	65	257
333	Cockteasing	65	256
334	The "u mad?" Game	73	256
335	Hustlers' Universities	122	256
336	Philistines	58	255
337	Starving Artists	69	255
338	Candidates Pretending to be Human	Bonus 29	255
339	Subway Performers	88	255
340	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	253
341	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	252
342	Bad Cell Service	141	251
343	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	250
344	Blacklists	140	250
345	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	249
346	Relying on Your Friends	87	247
347	Foreign Lobbyists	139	246
348	Nude Negotiators	32	245
349	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	244
350	Apple Fanboys	127	244
351	Washing and Drying Long Hair	178	244
352	Hypocrisy	87	243
353	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	243
354	The Minimum Wage	4	243
355	"Objectively"	112	243
356	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	242
357	Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal	166	242
358	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	242
359	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	242
360	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	241
361	"Right of Way" Disrespecters	170	241
362	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	241
363	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	239
364	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	236
365	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	234
366	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	234
367	USB Cables	80	234
368	Thirst Traps	81	234
369	Mandatory Milk	152	231
370	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	231
371	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	229
372	First Ladies	122	229
373	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	229
374	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	228
375	My Bitch Realtor	89	226
376	Ear Worms	29	226
377	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	226
378	Venue Cancellation	63	225
379	Pedo Jacketing	62	225
380	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	225
381	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	224
382	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	223
383	Fake Death Threats	129	223
384	Unnecessary Censorship	171	222
385	Sticky Electronics	166	222
386	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	222
387	Craigslist Complainers	21	221
388	Oakland, CA	150	221
389	Bad Shopping Carts	156	220
390	Tardy Drink Refills	92	220
391	Locking Yourself Out	152	220
392	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	218
393	Stupid Awards Shows	131	218
394	Train Wrecks	78	218
395	The Haka	164	214
396	Women in Star Wars	89	214
397	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	214
398	How Much Money is Spent on Elections	Bonus 29	214
399	Roadside Death Shrines	36	213
400	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	213
401	One Hour Meetings	143	212
402	May the 4th	88	212
403	Women Fighting in Movies	120	211
404	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	211
405	The Abuse of "Abuse"	162	211
406	Health Insurance Claim Denials	167	210
407	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	209
408	Shoulder Pain	159	209
409	Content Ratings Boards	138	208
410	Seatbelt Alarms	27	207
411	Thoughts and Prayers	74	207
412	Cute Shit	164	206
413	High People	Bonus 15	205
414	Cops Doing You a Favor	168	204
415	Vegan Donuts	131	204
416	Tight Booths	119	204
417	Activist Ice Cream	97	203
418	Lack of Fictional Bigots	161	201
419	Male Feminists	182	201
420	Activist CEOs	139	201
421	Sore Losers	163	201
422	Data Breaches	148	201
423	Not Enough Deportations	Bonus 39	200
424	Empty Retail Spaces	166	199
425	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	199
426	"Citation Needed"	187	198
427	Fake Retirements	114	198
428	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	197
429	Vibe Coding	196	196
430	Suction Cups	43	196
431	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	195
432	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	194
433	All The Vaccine Autism Shit	178	194
434	Snitches	155	193
435	The Parallel Economy	130	193
436	Confirmation Bias	125	192
437	Ghost Texts	102	189
438	Going to Work While Sick	139	189
439	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	189
440	Hoarding	134	188
441	Men With "Daddy Issues"	186	188
442	Holiday Parties	69	187
443	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	187
444	Source Snobs	96	187
445	Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did	Bonus 35	187
446	Tiny House Propaganda	117	187
447	Breast Cancer Charity Scams	169	186
448	Sensationalism	66	186
449	Side Hustles	32	186
450	Rental Car Insurance	154	186
451	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	186
452	Losing Your Tools	154	185
453	Rats	159	184
454	Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door	160	184
455	Cults	150	183
456	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	182
457	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	182
458	Boob Truthers	109	182
459	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	182
460	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	182
461	People Not Changing	172	182
462	Touchy Teachers	169	181
463	Going to the Dentist	70	180
464	Bad Day Holidays	132	180
465	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	180
466	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	180
467	Texas Legal Myths	107	180
468	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	180
469	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	180
470	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	179
471	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	179
472	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	179
473	Demographic Dummies	81	178
474	Intellectual Property Laws	40	177
475	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	177
476	Sand	178	177
477	Zoom Exhaustion	33	177
478	Idea Guys	113	176
479	Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill	Bonus 30	175
480	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	175
481	Occam's Razor	145	174
482	Product Placement Movies	126	173
483	Blowing your Wad Early	115	173
484	Buyer's Remorse	116	173
485	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	172
486	Incest Porn	32	170
487	Credit Goblins	175	169
488	Your Friends Making You Look Bad	176	169
489	Conservative Porn	121	169
490	Too Many Stop Signs	134	167
491	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	167
492	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	167
493	Women Talking like Babies	162	166
494	Premature E-Trackulation	15	166
495	Election Spam	161	166
496	Talking to the Cops	148	165
497	Downward Mobility	173	164
498	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	164
499	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	162
500	LARPing PUAs	26	162
501	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	162
502	When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One	195	162
503	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	162
504	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	161
505	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	161
506	Old Movie Action Heroes	177	160
507	Zipper Disrespecters	170	160
508	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	160
509	Race-Based Voice Actors	198	160
510	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	160
511	The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	185	159
512	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	159
513	Stupid Food Trends	11	159
514	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	158
515	Pets Stepping on Your Balls	167	158
516	Backseat Googlers	41	157
517	Paralysis of Choice	135	156
518	Power Outages	172	156
519	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	156
520	Babysitting a Drunk	208	155
521	Sponsored Hate	28	155
522	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	155
523	Not Enough Time	232	155
524	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	155
525	Fake Fans	163	155
526	Arson Denial	172	154
527	The Chevron Deference	146	152
528	The Voting Rights Act of 1965	Bonus 29	151
529	No Flying Cars	80	150
530	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	150
531	Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again	200	150
532	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	149
533	Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine	202	148
534	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	148
535	You Don't Get Anything For Voting	Bonus 29	148
536	Non-Absorbant Napkins	177	147
537	Communist Propaganda	185	147
538	Canada	177	147
539	Women Being "Based"	173	146
540	"What the hell is wrong with me?"	188	146
541	Pity Party Poopers	49	146
542	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	146
543	Talking to Drunk People	184	145
544	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	144
545	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	144
546	Ruined Jokes	181	144
547	The Vito Wars	Bonus 31	143
548	3D Technology	40	143
549	Money Shaming	144	143
550	Early Winter Darkness	Bonus 30	142
551	Celebrity Bands	55	142
552	People Who Can't Take a Joke	198	141
553	Distracted Children	130	140
554	Going to the Vet	144	140
555	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	139
556	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	139
557	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	139
558	Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels	196	138
559	USAID	176	138
560	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	138
561	Shitty Deliveries	201	138
562	Hurricanes	158	137
563	Guys Who Break Up a Fight	163	137
564	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	136
565	Metaphor Hijacking	133	136
566	Garbage Grillers	181	136
567	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	134
568	The War on Jocks	170	134
569	Influencer Slop	157	133
570	Asexuality	34	133
571	The Fat Lady at the Olympics	Bonus 31	133
572	Traffic Drones	189	132
573	Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment	Bonus 35	132
574	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	132
575	Poison Beer (PFAS)	190	132
576	Women Drivers	215	132
577	Crybaby Businesses	183	131
578	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	131
579	Drunk Eating	56	130
580	Cars That Look Like Cop Cars	188	130
581	Babies in Movies/TV Shows	197	130
582	Man Face	161	129
583	Askholes	190	129
584	Anti DIY-ers	150	129
585	Bad Pillows	162	128
586	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	128
587	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	127
588	Franchise Crossovers	62	127
589	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	126
590	Rolling Blackouts	147	126
591	The War on Porn	190	125
592	The Royal "We"	103	124
593	Mass Shootings	112	124
594	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	123
595	Not Showing Drink Prices	197	123
596	H1B Visas	210	123
597	Sports-a-phobia	59	123
598	Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets	192	122
599	Halftime Shows	78	121
600	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	121
601	Fucking Up the Landing	200	120
602	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	119
603	Fatwas	53	119
604	Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore	Bonus 37	119
605	The Myth of Food Insecurity	205	118
606	Prison Food	Bonus 26	118
607	Women Taking Shit Over	204	117
608	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	117
609	Non-Consenual Sex Recording	174	117
610	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	117
611	Airplane Seats	95	115
612	Smoking is Too Cool	27	115
613	Bad Investments	179	114
614	Electoral College Deniers	161	114
615	Shows Moving From Their Normal Time	193	114
616	Battery Corrosion	94	114
617	Ego	234	113
618	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	113
619	Backseat Murderers	114	113
620	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	112
621	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	112
622	The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit	Bonus 37	111
623	Dog Abuse	206	111
624	Elmo	127	110
625	Not Automatically Getting Deals	208	110
626	Pre-Checked Boxes	162	109
627	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	109
628	OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer	Bonus 31	109
629	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	109
630	Jesus Dying at 33	Bonus 34	108
631	Phone Format Paste	105	108
632	Pronoun Resistance	1	108
633	Crypto Karens	146	108
634	Bryan Singer	88	107
635	Fake Download Buttons	215	107
636	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	106
637	The 1%	184	106
638	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	105
639	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	105
640	Sports Gambling	Bonus 32	105
641	Headline Death Cockteasing	181	105
642	Culture War Criminals	106	105
643	Alexa Being Retarded	138	105
644	Backseat Parkers	195	105
645	Accent Intelligence Bias	173	104
646	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	104
647	Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness	188	104
648	Vanity Press	191	104
649	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	104
650	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	103
651	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	103
652	"What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?"	Bonus 36	103
653	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	103
654	Conservative Comedy	140	103
655	The Death of Public Dumps	195	102
656	Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession	Bonus 35	102
657	Spoiler Nazis	36	101
658	Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	Bonus 34	101
659	Liberal Mass Shooters	201	100
660	Subscriptions	223	100
661	Suicide Prevention	214	100
662	AI Evangelists	128	99
663	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	99
664	The US Postal Service	143	99
665	Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off	206	99
666	Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt	209	98
667	"Would"	123	98
668	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	98
669	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	98
670	Men and Their Legacies	185	96
671	Dad's TV Addiction	Bonus 35	96
672	Fake Straights	63	96
673	Turn the AC "Up"	157	96
674	The War on Air Conditioning	232	96
675	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	96
676	Trivial Cheating	96	95
677	VOCs (Everything Stinks)	211	95
678	Saving All Your Stuff Until the End	234	94
679	It's Hard To Tell	160	94
680	Not Having a Car Guy	187	94
681	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	93
682	Doomers	174	93
683	Drugs That Don't Work	213	93
684	Feral Hogs	147	91
685	Online Naturalists	61	90
686	Somalian Shit Talking	213	90
687	The Modernization of Design	202	90
688	Guys Who Won't Apologize	203	90
689	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	90
690	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	90
691	Fake Parking Spaces	204	89
692	Unnecessary Sequels	207	89
693	Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom	186	89
694	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	89
695	Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes	197	89
696	Prison Abuse	128	89
697	Having to Get Multiple Estimates	211	89
698	Undercover Cops at Burning Man	201	88
699	Getting Rid of Grease	38	87
700	Pussing Out	209	87
701	Search History	217	87
702	The Meme of Einstein	171	86
703	Woke Museums	200	86
704	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	86
705	The Laziness of Somali Scams	216	85
706	Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In	199	84
707	Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey	200	83
708	Eric's Billboard Chart Scam	194	83
709	Pathological Altruism	212	83
710	Everyone Wants a Piece	206	83
711	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	82
712	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	82
713	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	82
714	Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games)	191	82
715	Trick Food Sharing	174	82
716	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	81
717	The War on Hitler	207	80
718	Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas	Bonus 38	80
719	Fake AI Typing	210	79
720	Bill Burr	182	79
721	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	79
722	Prediction Markets	Bonus 39	79
723	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	79
724	Slowpoke Motorcycles	163	78
725	All Technology is a Flat Rectangle	186	78
726	Compromising Your Art	218	77
727	Fantasy / Sci-Fi Disabilities	219	77
728	Homeless People Simps	219	77
729	People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up	206	76
730	No Voter ID	220	76
731	What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox?	199	76
732	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	76
733	Timing the Sides	203	76
734	Bob Dylan Worshippers	170	76
735	It's Too Hot Insider During Winter	Bonus 30	76
736	The Death of the Organ	Bonus 32	74
737	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	74
738	Liberal Wish Fulfillment	229	73
739	The Juiced Up PowerBall	214	73
740	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	73
741	Superman's Super Simping	Bonus 36	73
742	Rough Teeth	107	72
743	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	72
744	Satanic Panic	77	71
745	Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes	167	71
746	Cameras Everywhere	226	70
747	Ingratitude	179	70
748	Dream Ideas	183	70
749	Bible Truthers	105	70
750	Free Market Haters	82	69
751	Community Detachment	80	69
752	Accidental Screen Shares	129	69
753	Peladophobia	77	69
754	Gas Procrastinating	205	68
755	"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	Bonus 34	68
756	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	67
757	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	67
758	Crappy Salsa	212	67
759	Low Expectations	216	67
760	Rookie Mistakes	222	66
761	Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks)	165	66
762	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	65
763	Writer's Block	202	65
764	Fake 2D Animation	38	64
765	Delusion	205	64
766	Banning SuperChats	214	64
767	Women and Pop Psychology	224	64
768	False Flag Attacks	223	64
769	Game Stop	110	64
770	The Costco Guys	Bonus 31	63
771	"no" Autocorrect	60	63
772	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	63
773	Kars 4 Kids	228	62
774	Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage	Bonus 35	60
775	e-Sports Hype	Bonus 32	60
776	No More 24-Hour Walmarts	225	59
777	Soldering	184	59
778	Vtubers	145	58
779	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	57
780	People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	Bonus 34	57
781	Religion in Schools	137	57
782	Giving Money to Rich People	220	57
783	Friends and Family Discounts	135	57
784	Bluetooth	40	56
785	Trans Fats	228	56
786	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	55
787	Maddox's Giant Laptop	Bonus 42	55
788	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	55
789	Dad Little League Coach	Bonus 35	55
790	The War on Whiteface	56	55
791	Draft Dummies	224	54
792	Shitty Slow Motion	16	54
793	Predatory Pizza Pricing	215	54
794	Can't Pay For Your Bar Drink At The Table	218	53
795	Pet Residue	213	52
796	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	52
797	Veterans Disability Compensation Program	222	52
798	Gambling	188	52
799	Ballot Harvesting	230	52
800	OCD Toasters	13	52
801	Cash Only Businesses	191	52
802	Captain Save-A-Ho	223	52
803	Leaving the Oven On	171	51
804	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	51
805	Your Bro Getting a New Ho	171	51
806	Destiny's Dick	200	51
807	The End of Duelling	Bonus 43	50
808	Automatic Start/Stop on Cars	220	50
809	Windshield Wiper Speeds	221	50
810	Hospitals Are Not a Luxury Experience	220	49
811	AI Scams	225	48
812	The Rapping in the Odyssey	233	48
813	Deli Dummies	193	48
814	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	47
815	Internet Mafia Bosses	225	47
816	Paywalled Santas	212	47
817	Delivery Anticipation	207	46
818	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	46
819	Not Enough Leftovers	Bonus 38	46
820	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	46
821	Everybody is a Cancer Doctor	189	46
822	Pascal's Wagerers	216	45
823	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	45
824	IP Theft	199	45
825	Micro USB Cables	214	45
826	Nazis are Too Cool	85	45
827	Military Suicides	56	44
828	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	44
829	Event Wristbands	45	44
830	The Right's Obsession with Hollywood	205	44
831	The War on Doxing	169	42
832	Deficit Dummies	194	42
833	Not Enough Leftovers	116	42
834	Absolutely No Steroid Policies	Bonus 32	42
835	Secret Suicides	191	42
836	Clipping Your Nails Too Short	234	42
837	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	41
838	Women Talking About Food	234	41
839	The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment	194	40
840	Libertarians	218	40
841	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	40
842	Horrible Bosses	226	40
843	Wil Stancil	208	39
844	Troubleshooting A Computer	209	39
845	Not Enough Manifest Destiny	217	38
846	Wanting Something But Not Getting It	233	37
847	Things That Are Slightly Too Hard to Fix	230	37
848	Sober October	109	36
849	CVS	201	35
850	Shrinking Jaws	179	35
851	Too Hard to Record Phone Calls	231	33
852	Hitler Gave Eugenics a Bad Rap	Bonus 40	33
853	Photo Albums	192	33
854	Disabled Parking	Bonus 40	33
855	Chad No-Selling Maddox's Stories	Bonus 42	33
856	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	32
857	Frozen	Bonus 30	31
858	Bodegas	46	31
859	"Nesting"	193	31
860	Too Many Sol Ringers Logos	Bonus 42	30
861	False Piss Driblets	173	30
862	The End of the Civil War	Bonus 28	30
863	Shitty Shout Outs	221	29
864	Getting Out-Classed	221	29
865	Sloppy Painters	228	28
866	Too Many Jedi	151	27
867	Dry Limes	229	27
868	Shitty Green Screen	Bonus 42	27
869	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	27
870	Super Bowl Commercials	219	26
871	Bad Turkey	Bonus 38	25
872	"Spellers"	228	25
873	The Sun Exploding	140	25
874	DEI Conservatives	233	25
875	America's Lame 250th Birthday	231	24
876	Sour Grapes	24	24
877	Young People Don't Drink	217	24
878	TMM (Too Much Mayo)	190	24
879	UFO Conspiracies	138	23
880	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	22
881	Vibe Bombing	207	22
882	Quirk Chungus Satan	Bonus 41	22
883	Fortnite	98	22
884	Calling the Manager	203	21
885	Bad Movie Guilt	189	21
886	Hollywood Nepotism	Bonus 41	21
887	Poor Superheroes	179	21
888	Invincible is Gay	Bonus 41	20
889	Flip Flops Breaking	30	20
890	Scott Adams' Cancer Spectacular	Bonus 39	19
891	The Unrealized Potential of Laser Tag	Bonus 43	19
892	The New McDonald's Monopoly	207	19
893	Vaccine Injuries	217	19
894	Not Throwing Crutches Away	Bonus 40	19
895	Crossdressing Republicans	224	18
896	Med Spas	231	18
897	The Lack of Population Context in History	Bonus 43	17
898	The Extended Jesus Universe	Bonus 34	17
899	Political Door Knockers	228	16
900	Too Much Viltrumite Diversity	Bonus 41	14
901	Arizona Inflation	90	13
902	The Sex Offender Registry	126	12
903	The Name of Your Podcast Was Already Taken	Bonus 42	11
904	Needing to Buy Something on Black Friday	212	10
905	The Equals Signs in the Epstein Files	219	8
906	Video Games are Too Expensive	196	8
907	Missle Defense Systems	192	4
908	Lonely Monkies	222	4
909	Boring Rocket Launches	224	4
910	Fear of Using the Disabled Parking Pass	Bonus 40	4
911	Sandra Oh's Pussy	Bonus 41	4
912	Mark the Cop	Bonus 41	3
913	Halloweenies	109	1
914	Politeness Words	23	1
915	Soap Ejaculate	135	1
916	Social Media Disinformation	115	0
917	Pedo Food Codes	221	0
918	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	-1
919	The Coallition of Planets Logo	Bonus 41	-1
920	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-2
921	Holiday Decorations	62	-2
922	Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In	181	-2
923	Drive Time Dilation	Bonus 41	-2
924	Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People	168	-2
925	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-3
926	Writing Checks	185	-3
927	Legal Weed	226	-4
928	South Park Falling Off	198	-4
929	The Early Death of President Zachary Taylor	Bonus 43	-5
930	Showing the Real Person at the End of a Movie	219	-6
931	Making Slop	230	-6
932	Embarrassing White Supremacists	229	-7
933	Winter Wonderlands	Bonus 30	-7
934	Penny Pinchers	176	-7
935	The Urge to Touch Yourself	222	-8
936	Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail	200	-8
937	Stolen Valor Vigilantes	199	-8
938	Cheerleaders	Bonus 32	-11
939	Armless People	Bonus 40	-11
940	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-13
941	Macho Weathermen	11	-15
942	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-15
943	The "White Couch Meme" Set	Bonus 42	-15
944	VR Chat	51	-15
945	TV Shows With More Than Four Seasons	213	-15
946	Nextdoor Apps	117	-16
947	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-16
948	No One Cares About Aliens	221	-17
949	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-17
950	No Knife Guards for Packages	234	-18
951	Surprises	169	-18
952	Gold Guys Winning	218	-18
953	Disaster Blue Balls	160	-18
954	Dubs	139	-19
955	Internet Beefs	192	-19
956	Disaster Tourism	172	-19
957	Congressional Ownage	234	-20
958	Fake Graphic Designers	182	-20
959	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-21
960	Canon Cops	231	-21
961	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-23
962	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-23
963	Bed Sheets	201	-23
964	Having to be Nice to Cops	232	-24
965	Wind	215	-24
966	Self-Serve Car Washes	230	-25
967	Scooter Parking Zones	184	-26
968	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-26
969	Bad Hecklers	151	-27
970	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-28
971	Professional Wrestling	Bonus 32	-29
972	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-29
973	Work Holiday Parties	118	-30
974	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-31
975	Jersey Burning	63	-31
976	Mandatory Coleslaw	216	-33
977	The Power Rangers Movie	234	-33
978	Hospital Bill No-Payers	226	-34
979	Landscape Screenshots	224	-34
980	Legacy Characters	Bonus 36	-34
981	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-35
982	Not Enough Tylenol	204	-35
983	High Speed Train Fetishists	197	-35
984	Slow Cancer	65	-36
985	Seatbelt Laws	85	-37
986	Bad Blood	67	-37
987	Getting Passed Over For a Promotion	167	-38
988	The Myth of Hard Work	Bonus 32	-39
989	Shit in Your Drink	140	-40
990	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-40
991	Counting Dead Kids	110	-40
992	The Olympics Raffle	225	-40
993	Lost Media Crybabies	234	-41
994	Surrogacy Haters	229	-41
995	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-41
996	Trump People	178	-41
997	Ending Daylight Savings Time	233	-43
998	Boneless Chicken Wings	210	-43
999	No Way to Short the Collectibles Market	211	-44
1000	People in Discord Who Cheat At Wordle	Bonus 39	-44
1001	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-44
1002	Lex Luthor Was Right	Bonus 36	-45
1003	Dual Molded Lego Parts	218	-45
1004	Vladimir Putin	30	-46
1005	Magic: the Gathering Spiderman Set	Bonus 39	-46
1006	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-48
1007	Mugshot Envy	103	-49
1008	Donkey Jelly	141	-50
1009	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-50
1010	Disrespecting Comic Creators	Bonus 36	-51
1011	The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth	164	-52
1012	Prisoner Firefighters	174	-52
1013	Abandoning Roger Rabbit	210	-53
1014	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-53
1015	Watching a Man Drown	104	-53
1016	Very Special Episodes	91	-54
1017	The Superman Logo	Bonus 36	-55
1018	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-56
1019	A Never-Ending Piss	204	-57
1020	Transphobia	83	-57
1021	Musician Doppelgangers	Bonus 37	-58
1022	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-58
1023	No Respect For The Good Times	198	-61
1024	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-62
1025	Branded Buttons	23	-63
1026	Wifejak	166	-63
1027	Crack	28	-64
1028	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-64
1029	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-65
1030	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-66
1031	Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash	180	-66
1032	George Soros Conspiracies	Bonus 37	-66
1033	Buffet Anxiety	134	-66
1034	Complaining About Free Media	159	-67
1035	Police Body Cams	183	-67
1036	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-67
1037	Ozzy Osbourne's Final Concert	Bonus 39	-68
1038	The Decline in Youth Vapint	Bonus 31	-69
1039	Ellen Haters	223	-70
1040	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-71
1041	Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes	Bonus 30	-71
1042	No Poop Allowed	208	-71
1043	Realizing You Were The Bully in High School	164	-72
1044	Printer Ink	180	-72
1045	Fireworks	194	-73
1046	Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas	Bonus 31	-73
1047	Too Much Pride Flag Hate	211	-74
1048	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-74
1049	Medical Marijuana	153	-75
1050	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-76
1051	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-76
1052	Unqualified Applicants	114	-76
1053	Lion Tamers	203	-76
1054	Plushies	168	-77
1055	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-78
1056	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-78
1057	Derivative Dummies	124	-81
1058	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-82
1059	Hindu Temple Haters	209	-83
1060	Horny Logic	143	-84
1061	Forgetting to Wash Your Hair	186	-85
1062	Sphere Haters	202	-85
1063	Not Enough Screen Time	232	-85
1064	No Adult Heelys	170	-87
1065	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-89
1066	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-89
1067	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-90
1068	Figure Skating	175	-92
1069	Local Businesses	29	-92
1070	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-93
1071	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-93
1072	Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops	189	-93
1073	Terrorism Haters	187	-93
1074	American Privilege	118	-95
1075	Federal Holidays	193	-95
1076	Not Enough Indian Shit	Bonus 38	-96
1077	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-97
1078	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-97
1079	Too Long of Media	24	-98
1080	Black Israelites	63	-102
1081	Groupon Anxiety	195	-103
1082	$1,000 Posters	87	-106
1083	Eye Exams	175	-106
1084	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-106
1085	Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men)	178	-106
1086	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-107
1087	Shoelaces	158	-107
1088	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-107
1089	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-108
1090	Gamers	100	-108
1091	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-109
1092	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-109
1093	Pissphobes	84	-110
1094	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-110
1095	Killing All The Chickens	180	-110
1096	Body Shaming	151	-112
1097	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-113
1098	Cave Explorers	154	-114
1099	The Barbie Movie	101	-115
1100	Bad Snaps	125	-115
1101	Parental Wisdom	93	-115
1102	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-116
1103	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-118
1104	NFT Haters	95	-119
1105	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-119
1106	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-122
1107	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-122
1108	National Parks	132	-123
1109	Making Up Laws	Bonus 33	-125
1110	Block Babies	102	-127
1111	Different Races	Bonus 4	-129
1112	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-133
1113	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-139
1114	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-141
1115	Nostalgia 64	111	-141
1116	Fan Entitlement	70	-143
1117	Private Wi-Fis	126	-143
1118	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-147
1119	Getting Idioms Wrong	Bonus 33	-147
1120	Gay Denial	196	-149
1121	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-151
1122	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-152
1123	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-152
1124	Lack of Receipts	Bonus 33	-153
1125	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-154
1126	Lingering Holidays	156	-155
1127	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-160
1128	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-163
1129	Using Stock Photography Wrong	Bonus 33	-166
1130	Public Urination Laws	14	-166
1131	Cynicism	180	-170
1132	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-175
1133	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-177
1134	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-178
1135	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-192
1136	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-198
1137	Kink Shaming	35	-199
1138	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-200
1139	Surrogacy Haters	119	-200
1140	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-201
1141	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-201
1142	Shoulder Nipples	71	-204
1143	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-214
1144	Fingernail Piles	121	-220
1145	Canon Cops	43	-221
1146	The Transgender Military Ban	177	-241
1147	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-248
1148	False False Flags	72	-250
1149	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-259
1150	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-271
1151	Email	60	-283
1152	Disability Discrimination	35	-283
1153	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-289
1154	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-291
1155	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-292
1156	Not Enough Seanies	39	-299
1157	Night Pooping	94	-308
1158	Digital Piracy	165	-328
1159	Ratchet Straps	54	-330
1160	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-332
1161	Futurama Fans	31	-356
1162	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-358
1163	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-363
1164	Evolution	48	-369
1165	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-371
1166	Baby Lovers	136	-408
1167	Anti-Semitism	60	-411
1168	Cum	71	-452
1169	Hitler	68	-493
1170	French Fries	Bonus 10	-708
1171	"You Voted For This"	25	-819
1172	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-963
1173	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-980
1174	Puppets	7	-1219
1175	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1298
1176	COVID Deniers	5	-1915