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This Week

Suicide Prevention	42
The Juiced Up PowerBall	30
Micro USB Cables	19
Banning SuperChats	12

Latest Bonus Episode

Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas	55
Not Enough Leftovers	37
Bad Turkey	13
Not Enough Indian Shit	-71

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4363
2	Fat Brain	2	3880
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3346
4	Too Much Pride	4	2584
5	"Disinformation"	3	2249
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2111
7	Late Rape	10	2059
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	2003
9	Tattle Tales	10	1862
10	Seth Rogen	19	1802
11	The War on Blackface	2	1709
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1674
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1606
14	Scientism	7	1531
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1418
16	Payment Processors	8	1387
17	Child Advocates	4	1266
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1238
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1223
20	The IRS	52	1140
21	Deinstitutionalization	6	1119
22	Inflation	24	1099
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1060
24	Pedophiles	29	1001
25	Fake News	13	982
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	951
27	YouTube Role Models	5	939
28	Goth Erasure	8	909
29	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	896
30	Forced Diversity in Film	24	890
31	Prison Rape	7	886
32	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	857
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	827
34	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	825
35	Kangaroo Courts	51	823
36	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	822
37	Trans Athletes	10	813
38	Edgy Reboots	3	806
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	796
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	783
41	No-Knock Raids	28	767
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	763
43	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	760
44	Charger Not Included	15	747
45	Regret	4	736
46	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	725
47	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	718
48	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	706
49	The War on Anonymity	68	705
50	Social Malware	14	704
51	Political Scientists	26	698
52	Installing Console Games	12	698
53	The Homeless	80	691
54	Womansplaining	53	669
55	Circumcision Apologists	59	664
56	Holocaust Metaphors	9	660
57	Conservatives	67	653
58	Women's Tears	37	647
59	Going Back to Work	22	642
60	Testicular Torsion	19	640
61	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	638
62	Family Court	16	630
63	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	627
64	Comply Guys	52	619
65	Gun Control	15	613
66	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	611
67	Lack of Bidets	2	608
68	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	605
69	Rent is Too Damn High	48	594
70	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	587
71	Waiting	Bonus 1	584
72	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	583
73	Sustainability	11	577
74	Swatting	48	565
75	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	563
76	Pussy Cops	42	561
77	Eldercare	25	561
78	Civil Forfeiture	20	556
79	Media Consolidation	36	549
80	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	544
81	Empty Parking Lots	111	541
82	Parking Idlers	42	539
83	Short Attention Spans	86	536
84	Fake Neurodivergence	40	535
85	Political Canonizations	17	532
86	"Buy the Dip"	1	531
87	Corporate Bootlicking	60	522
88	Nuclear War	30	522
89	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	519
90	Silencing the User	16	519
91	The National Debt	27	518
92	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	517
93	Indoctrinating Children	33	516
94	Boycotts of the Week	35	514
95	Animal Abuse	50	511
96	Bad Jannies	26	506
97	The De-Sexification of Media	71	505
98	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	502
99	Social Media	55	501
100	Sleep Deprivation	32	500
101	Live Action Anime	19	494
102	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	489
103	Inventing Black Inventors	27	485
104	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	484
105	Big Leaguing	121	481
106	Two-Factor Authentication	6	481
107	Plea Deals	105	480
108	Student Debt Repayment	54	480
109	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	474
110	Master Erasure	12	473
111	Manliness Gurus	71	465
112	Silver Alerts	6	464
113	Woke Unions	16	462
114	George Soros District Attorneys	94	450
115	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	449
116	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	449
117	Theater Kids	56	448
118	Cash Bail	18	445
119	Columbus Hate	12	443
120	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	442
121	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	442
122	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	440
123	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	439
124	No More Comedies	37	438
125	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	437
126	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	436
127	Female Comedy Writers	54	435
128	Common Core Math	127	434
129	Picky Parkers	7	432
130	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	432
131	Wrongful Convictions	136	431
132	Deadname Drama	53	430
133	Speed Traps	133	430
134	Broken Bones	25	429
135	Game Journalists	50	428
136	Blindness	22	428
137	Funko Pops	18	426
138	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	425
139	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	423
140	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	423
141	Cash Register Solicitations	39	421
142	Throwing Your Back Out	128	419
143	Shorter Attention Spans	57	418
144	Charity Fraud	96	418
145	DEI	122	416
146	Wellness Checks	58	414
147	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	414
148	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	414
149	Robocallers	125	412
150	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	410
151	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	409
152	Democracy	Bonus 2	408
153	The War on Drugs	142	404
154	Child Support	61	404
155	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	404
156	Bread Tacos	31	402
157	Vito's Twitter Account	23	402
158	Loud Music at Bars	83	400
159	Hate Hoaxes	43	398
160	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	396
161	Whiny Waiters	83	395
162	Food Going Bad	93	394
163	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	394
164	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	394
165	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	391
166	Live Service Video Games	123	389
167	The SEC	99	388
168	Mobile-Only Websites	52	387
169	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	385
170	"Love Bombing"	34	385
171	Uninformed Voters	76	385
172	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	381
173	Easy Mode Activists	33	379
174	Wil Wheaton	127	378
175	Unrealistic Expectations	42	377
176	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	375
177	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	372
178	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	371
179	Stock Market Morons	86	368
180	Bad Neighbors	110	364
181	The Gas Stove Ban	73	364
182	SSRIs	49	363
183	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	362
184	Artificial Scarcity	94	362
185	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	361
186	e-Whores	72	359
187	Amber Heard Supporters	44	359
188	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	359
189	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	356
190	Keyboard Warriors	31	356
191	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	356
192	Laws That Make You Lie	34	355
193	Simulation Theory	9	354
194	Autism	64	354
195	Reparation Retardation	82	353
196	Elon Musk	67	349
197	Freemium Software	127	349
198	Mosquitos	109	348
199	Cops Transferring Departments	126	346
200	Nocturia	94	345
201	Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area	168	344
202	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	344
203	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	343
204	The Anchoring Effect	79	343
205	Toxic Positivity	95	343
206	Compelled Speech	83	339
207	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	337
208	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	337
209	Losing Shit	91	335
210	Adam Sessler	73	334
211	Freeway Protesters	46	334
212	Influencer Culture	45	333
213	Women Working at Home Depot	149	333
214	Famine	47	330
215	Snail-in Voting	92	329
216	Big Government	102	328
217	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	327
218	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	326
219	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	325
220	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	324
221	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	324
222	Non-Drivers	100	323
223	Women's Stories	138	323
224	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	322
225	The Emperor's New Burn	38	321
226	Suicide Baiting	120	319
227	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	319
228	"No" Erasure	147	317
229	Tech Switcheroos	77	317
230	Long Lost Lectures	13	317
231	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	315
232	Shitty Shippers	105	314
233	Armchair Mechanics	15	313
234	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	313
235	Contouring	79	313
236	People Who Don't Get Out of the Way	160	312
237	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	312
238	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	312
239	Girl Bosses	143	311
240	Time Vampires	137	309
241	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	309
242	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	309
243	Swastika Scaries	70	309
244	Tinnitus	114	308
245	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	307
246	Travel Insurance	25	307
247	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	306
248	Stan Culture	119	306
249	The Olympics	28	305
250	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	305
251	Women's Dating Advice	104	305
252	The Five-Day Work Week	103	305
253	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	304
254	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	304
255	Epstein Blue Balls	47	304
256	Tip Jar Takeover	75	302
257	Missed Opportunities	77	301
258	Parasocial Relationships	90	300
259	Too Many Licenses	46	300
260	The UK Government	106	300
261	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	300
262	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	298
263	Great Government Firewalls	84	297
264	Female Gamers	141	296
265	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	295
266	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	295
267	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	293
268	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	293
269	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	292
270	Initiating the Conversation	21	291
271	Stranger Danger	111	291
272	Unlisted Prices	120	290
273	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	288
274	Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations)	187	286
275	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	285
276	Communism	153	285
277	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	284
278	Domain Squatters	17	284
279	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	283
280	Living in the Ghetto	36	283
281	Post Purchase Surveys	81	281
282	Pimples on Your Nose	110	281
283	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	281
284	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	281
285	Minimum Wageslaves	49	281
286	Chump Syndrome	118	280
287	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	280
288	Height Discrimination	47	280
289	Team Guys	146	279
290	Effective Altruism	64	278
291	Drug Dummies	97	278
292	Awareness	98	277
293	Fear of Negotiating	74	274
294	Intrusive Thoughts	118	274
295	Land Acknowledgements	89	273
296	Gaslighting About Inflation	Bonus 31	273
297	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	273
298	Compulsive Liars	117	272
299	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	271
300	Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are	175	270
301	The Civil Rights Act	85	270
302	Fake Libertarians	103	269
303	Taylor Swift	125	269
304	Lag	153	268
305	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	268
306	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	267
307	Rickety Shit	104	267
308	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	267
309	Graduation Speeches	93	267
310	Going to the Doctor	76	266
311	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	264
312	Immigration	116	264
313	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	264
314	Subsidizing Demand	154	263
315	Drip Pricing	88	262
316	Cover Charges	86	261
317	Fool's Tits	152	261
318	Guys Who Can't Drive	165	261
319	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	260
320	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	260
321	Home Repair	124	260
322	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	259
323	Making Decisions	91	258
324	Kink Personalities	79	257
325	Extreme Heat Events	45	256
326	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	256
327	Space Tourists	5	256
328	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	256
329	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	256
330	The "u mad?" Game	73	255
331	Subway Performers	88	255
332	Ticketmaster	65	255
333	Philistines	58	254
334	Starving Artists	69	254
335	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	254
336	Cockteasing	65	253
337	Hustlers' Universities	122	253
338	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	252
339	Finger Pain	10	252
340	Bad Cell Service	141	251
341	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	251
342	Blacklists	140	249
343	Candidates Pretending to be Human	Bonus 29	248
344	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	248
345	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	246
346	Foreign Lobbyists	139	245
347	Relying on Your Friends	87	245
348	Nude Negotiators	32	245
349	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	244
350	Apple Fanboys	127	243
351	The Minimum Wage	4	243
352	Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal	166	242
353	Hypocrisy	87	242
354	"Objectively"	112	242
355	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	241
356	Washing and Drying Long Hair	178	241
357	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	241
358	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	240
359	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	240
360	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	240
361	"Right of Way" Disrespecters	170	240
362	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	239
363	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	237
364	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	235
365	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	235
366	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	232
367	USB Cables	80	232
368	Thirst Traps	81	231
369	First Ladies	122	229
370	Mandatory Milk	152	229
371	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	228
372	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	228
373	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	227
374	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	226
375	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	226
376	Ear Worms	29	226
377	My Bitch Realtor	89	225
378	Pedo Jacketing	62	224
379	Venue Cancellation	63	223
380	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	222
381	Fake Death Threats	129	222
382	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	222
383	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	221
384	Sticky Electronics	166	221
385	Craigslist Complainers	21	220
386	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	220
387	Bad Shopping Carts	156	219
388	Tardy Drink Refills	92	219
389	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	218
390	Oakland, CA	150	218
391	Unnecessary Censorship	171	217
392	Train Wrecks	78	217
393	Locking Yourself Out	152	217
394	Stupid Awards Shows	131	215
395	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	213
396	Roadside Death Shrines	36	212
397	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	212
398	Women in Star Wars	89	211
399	The Haka	164	211
400	Women Fighting in Movies	120	210
401	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	210
402	May the 4th	88	210
403	How Much Money is Spent on Elections	Bonus 29	210
404	One Hour Meetings	143	209
405	The Abuse of "Abuse"	162	209
406	Health Insurance Claim Denials	167	207
407	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	207
408	Shoulder Pain	159	207
409	Seatbelt Alarms	27	206
410	Thoughts and Prayers	74	206
411	Content Ratings Boards	138	205
412	Vegan Donuts	131	205
413	High People	Bonus 15	205
414	Cops Doing You a Favor	168	204
415	Tight Booths	119	203
416	Activist Ice Cream	97	202
417	Lack of Fictional Bigots	161	200
418	Activist CEOs	139	200
419	Data Breaches	148	200
420	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	199
421	Sore Losers	163	199
422	Cute Shit	164	199
423	Empty Retail Spaces	166	198
424	Male Feminists	182	198
425	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	196
426	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	196
427	Suction Cups	43	196
428	"Citation Needed"	187	195
429	Fake Retirements	114	195
430	All The Vaccine Autism Shit	178	194
431	The Parallel Economy	130	192
432	Snitches	155	191
433	Confirmation Bias	125	191
434	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	191
435	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	191
436	Vibe Coding	196	189
437	Ghost Texts	102	189
438	Going to Work While Sick	139	187
439	Hoarding	134	186
440	Holiday Parties	69	186
441	Men With "Daddy Issues"	186	186
442	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	186
443	Source Snobs	96	186
444	Breast Cancer Charity Scams	169	185
445	Side Hustles	32	185
446	Sensationalism	66	185
447	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	185
448	Tiny House Propaganda	117	185
449	Losing Your Tools	154	184
450	Rats	159	183
451	Touchy Teachers	169	182
452	Cults	150	182
453	Rental Car Insurance	154	182
454	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	181
455	Boob Truthers	109	181
456	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	181
457	Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door	160	181
458	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	181
459	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	181
460	Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did	Bonus 35	181
461	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	180
462	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	179
463	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	179
464	Going to the Dentist	70	179
465	Bad Day Holidays	132	179
466	Texas Legal Myths	107	179
467	People Not Changing	172	179
468	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	178
469	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	178
470	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	178
471	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	177
472	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	177
473	Demographic Dummies	81	177
474	Intellectual Property Laws	40	176
475	Sand	178	176
476	Zoom Exhaustion	33	176
477	Idea Guys	113	175
478	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	173
479	Product Placement Movies	126	172
480	Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill	Bonus 30	172
481	Blowing your Wad Early	115	172
482	Occam's Razor	145	172
483	Buyer's Remorse	116	172
484	Incest Porn	32	171
485	Conservative Porn	121	170
486	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	169
487	Too Many Stop Signs	134	167
488	Credit Goblins	175	167
489	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	167
490	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	167
491	Women Talking like Babies	162	166
492	Premature E-Trackulation	15	165
493	Election Spam	161	165
494	Talking to the Cops	148	164
495	Downward Mobility	173	163
496	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	163
497	Your Friends Making You Look Bad	176	163
498	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	162
499	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	162
500	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	161
501	Old Movie Action Heroes	177	161
502	LARPing PUAs	26	161
503	Zipper Disrespecters	170	159
504	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	159
505	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	159
506	Stupid Food Trends	11	158
507	When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One	195	158
508	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	158
509	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	157
510	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	157
511	Race-Based Voice Actors	198	157
512	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	157
513	Pets Stepping on Your Balls	167	157
514	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	157
515	The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	185	156
516	Paralysis of Choice	135	156
517	Backseat Googlers	41	156
518	Power Outages	172	155
519	Sponsored Hate	28	154
520	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	154
521	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	154
522	Fake Fans	163	153
523	Arson Denial	172	152
524	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	151
525	The Chevron Deference	146	150
526	Babysitting a Drunk	208	149
527	No Flying Cars	80	148
528	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	148
529	The Voting Rights Act of 1965	Bonus 29	148
530	You Don't Get Anything For Voting	Bonus 29	147
531	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	147
532	"What the hell is wrong with me?"	188	146
533	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	146
534	Canada	177	146
535	Women Being "Based"	173	145
536	Pity Party Poopers	49	145
537	Communist Propaganda	185	145
538	Talking to Drunk People	184	144
539	The Vito Wars	Bonus 31	144
540	Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again	200	144
541	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	143
542	Non-Absorbant Napkins	177	143
543	Ruined Jokes	181	143
544	Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine	202	142
545	3D Technology	40	142
546	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	142
547	Money Shaming	144	141
548	Celebrity Bands	55	140
549	Distracted Children	130	139
550	Going to the Vet	144	139
551	Early Winter Darkness	Bonus 30	138
552	People Who Can't Take a Joke	198	138
553	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	138
554	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	137
555	Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels	196	136
556	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	136
557	Metaphor Hijacking	133	136
558	Hurricanes	158	136
559	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	136
560	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	135
561	The War on Jocks	170	135
562	USAID	176	135
563	Guys Who Break Up a Fight	163	135
564	Garbage Grillers	181	134
565	Shitty Deliveries	201	134
566	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	133
567	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	132
568	Influencer Slop	157	131
569	Asexuality	34	131
570	Poison Beer (PFAS)	190	131
571	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	131
572	Traffic Drones	189	130
573	Crybaby Businesses	183	130
574	Drunk Eating	56	130
575	The Fat Lady at the Olympics	Bonus 31	129
576	Man Face	161	128
577	Franchise Crossovers	62	128
578	Askholes	190	128
579	Anti DIY-ers	150	128
580	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	127
581	Cars That Look Like Cop Cars	188	127
582	Bad Pillows	162	126
583	Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment	Bonus 35	126
584	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	126
585	Rolling Blackouts	147	125
586	Babies in Movies/TV Shows	197	125
587	Mass Shootings	112	123
588	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	123
589	The War on Porn	190	123
590	The Royal "We"	103	122
591	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	122
592	Sports-a-phobia	59	122
593	Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets	192	120
594	Halftime Shows	78	120
595	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	120
596	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	119
597	Fatwas	53	118
598	The Myth of Food Insecurity	205	118
599	Non-Consenual Sex Recording	174	118
600	Prison Food	Bonus 26	118
601	Shows Moving From Their Normal Time	193	117
602	Not Showing Drink Prices	197	116
603	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	116
604	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	116
605	Smoking is Too Cool	27	115
606	Airplane Seats	95	114
607	Fucking Up the Landing	200	114
608	Battery Corrosion	94	114
609	H1B Visas	210	114
610	Bad Investments	179	113
611	Electoral College Deniers	161	113
612	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	113
613	Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore	Bonus 37	113
614	Backseat Murderers	114	113
615	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	112
616	Pronoun Resistance	1	112
617	The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit	Bonus 37	112
618	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	112
619	Women Taking Shit Over	204	111
620	Dog Abuse	206	110
621	Elmo	127	109
622	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	109
623	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	109
624	OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer	Bonus 31	108
625	Jesus Dying at 33	Bonus 34	107
626	Bryan Singer	88	107
627	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	106
628	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	106
629	Phone Format Paste	105	106
630	Pre-Checked Boxes	162	106
631	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	105
632	Headline Death Cockteasing	181	105
633	Culture War Criminals	106	105
634	Alexa Being Retarded	138	105
635	The 1%	184	105
636	Crypto Karens	146	105
637	Sports Gambling	Bonus 32	104
638	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	104
639	Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness	188	104
640	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	104
641	"What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?"	Bonus 36	104
642	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	103
643	Accent Intelligence Bias	173	103
644	Backseat Parkers	195	103
645	Conservative Comedy	140	103
646	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	103
647	Vanity Press	191	102
648	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	102
649	Spoiler Nazis	36	101
650	Not Automatically Getting Deals	208	101
651	The US Postal Service	143	100
652	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	99
653	Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	Bonus 34	99
654	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	99
655	"Would"	123	98
656	The Death of Public Dumps	195	98
657	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	98
658	AI Evangelists	128	97
659	Trivial Cheating	96	97
660	Liberal Mass Shooters	201	97
661	Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession	Bonus 35	97
662	Men and Their Legacies	185	96
663	Fake Straights	63	96
664	Not Having a Car Guy	187	96
665	Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt	209	94
666	Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off	206	94
667	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	94
668	Turn the AC "Up"	157	93
669	Doomers	174	93
670	It's Hard To Tell	160	92
671	Dad's TV Addiction	Bonus 35	91
672	Feral Hogs	147	91
673	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	91
674	Online Naturalists	61	90
675	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	90
676	Prison Abuse	128	90
677	Guys Who Won't Apologize	203	89
678	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	89
679	Getting Rid of Grease	38	88
680	The Meme of Einstein	171	87
681	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	86
682	Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom	186	86
683	The Modernization of Design	202	86
684	Undercover Cops at Burning Man	201	86
685	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	86
686	VOCs (Everything Stinks)	211	86
687	Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes	197	86
688	Pussing Out	209	85
689	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	84
690	Unnecessary Sequels	207	83
691	Fake Parking Spaces	204	83
692	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	83
693	Drugs That Don't Work	213	83
694	Having to Get Multiple Estimates	211	83
695	Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey	200	82
696	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	82
697	Eric's Billboard Chart Scam	194	82
698	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	82
699	Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In	199	82
700	Trick Food Sharing	174	82
701	Woke Museums	200	81
702	Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games)	191	81
703	Everyone Wants a Piece	206	81
704	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	79
705	Bill Burr	182	77
706	Slowpoke Motorcycles	163	77
707	All Technology is a Flat Rectangle	186	77
708	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	77
709	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	76
710	It's Too Hot Insider During Winter	Bonus 30	76
711	Somalian Shit Talking	213	75
712	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	75
713	Bob Dylan Worshippers	170	75
714	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	75
715	What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox?	199	74
716	The War on Hitler	207	73
717	Timing the Sides	203	73
718	The Death of the Organ	Bonus 32	72
719	Pathological Altruism	212	72
720	Rough Teeth	107	72
721	Satanic Panic	77	71
722	Free Market Haters	82	71
723	Peladophobia	77	71
724	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	71
725	People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up	206	70
726	Fake AI Typing	210	70
727	Ingratitude	179	70
728	Bible Truthers	105	70
729	Dream Ideas	183	69
730	Community Detachment	80	69
731	Accidental Screen Shares	129	69
732	Superman's Super Simping	Bonus 36	69
733	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	67
734	Gas Procrastinating	205	67
735	Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes	167	67
736	"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	Bonus 34	67
737	Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks)	165	67
738	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	66
739	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	66
740	Crappy Salsa	212	64
741	The Costco Guys	Bonus 31	64
742	Fake 2D Animation	38	63
743	Delusion	205	63
744	"no" Autocorrect	60	63
745	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	63
746	Game Stop	110	63
747	Writer's Block	202	62
748	e-Sports Hype	Bonus 32	60
749	Friends and Family Discounts	135	59
750	Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage	Bonus 35	58
751	Bluetooth	40	58
752	Religion in Schools	137	58
753	People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	Bonus 34	58
754	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	57
755	Soldering	184	57
756	Vtubers	145	55
757	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	55
758	Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas	Bonus 38	55
759	The War on Whiteface	56	55
760	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	54
761	Shitty Slow Motion	16	54
762	Gambling	188	53
763	Dad Little League Coach	Bonus 35	51
764	OCD Toasters	13	51
765	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	50
766	Leaving the Oven On	171	50
767	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	49
768	Your Bro Getting a New Ho	171	49
769	Cash Only Businesses	191	49
770	Destiny's Dick	200	49
771	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	47
772	Nazis are Too Cool	85	47
773	Deli Dummies	193	47
774	Pet Residue	213	45
775	IP Theft	199	45
776	Event Wristbands	45	45
777	Military Suicides	56	45
778	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	45
779	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	45
780	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	45
781	Everybody is a Cancer Doctor	189	45
782	Paywalled Santas	212	42
783	Not Enough Leftovers	116	42
784	Suicide Prevention	214	42
785	The War on Doxing	169	41
786	Delivery Anticipation	207	41
787	Deficit Dummies	194	41
788	The Right's Obsession with Hollywood	205	41
789	The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment	194	40
790	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	40
791	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	40
792	Secret Suicides	191	40
793	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	39
794	Absolutely No Steroid Policies	Bonus 32	39
795	Not Enough Leftovers	Bonus 38	37
796	Wil Stancil	208	36
797	Sober October	109	36
798	Troubleshooting A Computer	209	36
799	CVS	201	34
800	Frozen	Bonus 30	34
801	Photo Albums	192	34
802	Bodegas	46	34
803	Shrinking Jaws	179	32
804	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	31
805	The End of the Civil War	Bonus 28	30
806	The Juiced Up PowerBall	214	30
807	"Nesting"	193	30
808	False Piss Driblets	173	28
809	Too Many Jedi	151	25
810	Sour Grapes	24	25
811	TMM (Too Much Mayo)	190	25
812	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	25
813	The Sun Exploding	140	24
814	Bad Movie Guilt	189	21
815	Poor Superheroes	179	21
816	Fortnite	98	21
817	UFO Conspiracies	138	21
818	Calling the Manager	203	19
819	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	19
820	Micro USB Cables	214	19
821	Vibe Bombing	207	19
822	Flip Flops Breaking	30	17
823	The New McDonald's Monopoly	207	16
824	The Sex Offender Registry	126	14
825	Bad Turkey	Bonus 38	13
826	The Extended Jesus Universe	Bonus 34	13
827	Banning SuperChats	214	12
828	Arizona Inflation	90	12
829	Needing to Buy Something on Black Friday	212	9
830	Missle Defense Systems	192	8
831	Video Games are Too Expensive	196	3
832	Soap Ejaculate	135	1
833	Halloweenies	109	0
834	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	0
835	Social Media Disinformation	115	0
836	Winter Wonderlands	Bonus 30	-1
837	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-1
838	Holiday Decorations	62	-1
839	Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In	181	-1
840	Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People	168	-1
841	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-3
842	Politeness Words	23	-3
843	Writing Checks	185	-3
844	Penny Pinchers	176	-5
845	Cheerleaders	Bonus 32	-6
846	Stolen Valor Vigilantes	199	-7
847	South Park Falling Off	198	-10
848	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-11
849	Macho Weathermen	11	-12
850	TV Shows With More Than Four Seasons	213	-12
851	Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail	200	-14
852	VR Chat	51	-14
853	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-15
854	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-16
855	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-17
856	Surprises	169	-17
857	Nextdoor Apps	117	-18
858	Internet Beefs	192	-19
859	Fake Graphic Designers	182	-19
860	Disaster Tourism	172	-20
861	Disaster Blue Balls	160	-20
862	Dubs	139	-21
863	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-21
864	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-23
865	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-24
866	Bed Sheets	201	-24
867	Professional Wrestling	Bonus 32	-26
868	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-28
869	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-28
870	Scooter Parking Zones	184	-29
871	Bad Hecklers	151	-30
872	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-30
873	Work Holiday Parties	118	-31
874	Not Enough Tylenol	204	-31
875	Jersey Burning	63	-31
876	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-32
877	Legacy Characters	Bonus 36	-32
878	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-34
879	Slow Cancer	65	-36
880	High Speed Train Fetishists	197	-37
881	Bad Blood	67	-37
882	No Way to Short the Collectibles Market	211	-38
883	The Myth of Hard Work	Bonus 32	-38
884	Getting Passed Over For a Promotion	167	-39
885	Seatbelt Laws	85	-39
886	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-39
887	Boneless Chicken Wings	210	-39
888	Lex Luthor Was Right	Bonus 36	-40
889	Trump People	178	-40
890	Counting Dead Kids	110	-40
891	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-42
892	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-43
893	Vladimir Putin	30	-43
894	Shit in Your Drink	140	-43
895	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-46
896	Disrespecting Comic Creators	Bonus 36	-48
897	Donkey Jelly	141	-49
898	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-49
899	Mugshot Envy	103	-49
900	Abandoning Roger Rabbit	210	-50
901	Watching a Man Drown	104	-51
902	Musician Doppelgangers	Bonus 37	-52
903	The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth	164	-52
904	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-52
905	A Never-Ending Piss	204	-53
906	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-53
907	Transphobia	83	-54
908	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-54
909	Prisoner Firefighters	174	-54
910	Very Special Episodes	91	-56
911	The Superman Logo	Bonus 36	-56
912	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-58
913	No Respect For The Good Times	198	-60
914	Branded Buttons	23	-61
915	Wifejak	166	-61
916	Too Much Pride Flag Hate	211	-63
917	Police Body Cams	183	-63
918	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-63
919	Crack	28	-64
920	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-64
921	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-65
922	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-66
923	George Soros Conspiracies	Bonus 37	-66
924	Complaining About Free Media	159	-67
925	Buffet Anxiety	134	-69
926	The Decline in Youth Vapint	Bonus 31	-69
927	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-70
928	Realizing You Were The Bully in High School	164	-70
929	Not Enough Indian Shit	Bonus 38	-71
930	Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash	180	-71
931	Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas	Bonus 31	-71
932	Fireworks	194	-72
933	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-72
934	No Poop Allowed	208	-72
935	Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes	Bonus 30	-72
936	Lion Tamers	203	-73
937	Medical Marijuana	153	-74
938	Plushies	168	-75
939	Unqualified Applicants	114	-76
940	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-78
941	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-79
942	Hindu Temple Haters	209	-79
943	Printer Ink	180	-79
944	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-79
945	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-79
946	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-81
947	Derivative Dummies	124	-82
948	Forgetting to Wash Your Hair	186	-83
949	Horny Logic	143	-85
950	Sphere Haters	202	-87
951	No Adult Heelys	170	-88
952	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-89
953	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-89
954	Figure Skating	175	-91
955	American Privilege	118	-92
956	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-92
957	Terrorism Haters	187	-92
958	Local Businesses	29	-93
959	Federal Holidays	193	-93
960	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-94
961	Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops	189	-94
962	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-95
963	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-96
964	Too Long of Media	24	-99
965	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-100
966	Groupon Anxiety	195	-102
967	Black Israelites	63	-103
968	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-106
969	Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men)	178	-106
970	Eye Exams	175	-106
971	$1,000 Posters	87	-107
972	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-108
973	Gamers	100	-108
974	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-108
975	Shoelaces	158	-108
976	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-109
977	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-109
978	Pissphobes	84	-111
979	Body Shaming	151	-111
980	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-111
981	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-112
982	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-114
983	Killing All The Chickens	180	-114
984	Cave Explorers	154	-115
985	The Barbie Movie	101	-116
986	Bad Snaps	125	-116
987	Parental Wisdom	93	-116
988	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-117
989	NFT Haters	95	-117
990	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-118
991	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-120
992	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-121
993	National Parks	132	-123
994	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-123
995	Making Up Laws	Bonus 33	-126
996	Block Babies	102	-127
997	Different Races	Bonus 4	-129
998	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-131
999	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-138
1000	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-140
1001	Nostalgia 64	111	-141
1002	Private Wi-Fis	126	-142
1003	Gay Denial	196	-144
1004	Fan Entitlement	70	-145
1005	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-146
1006	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-148
1007	Getting Idioms Wrong	Bonus 33	-148
1008	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-153
1009	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-153
1010	Lingering Holidays	156	-153
1011	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-153
1012	Lack of Receipts	Bonus 33	-154
1013	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-159
1014	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-160
1015	Using Stock Photography Wrong	Bonus 33	-166
1016	Public Urination Laws	14	-169
1017	Cynicism	180	-171
1018	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-176
1019	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-176
1020	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-178
1021	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-193
1022	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-198
1023	Kink Shaming	35	-198
1024	Surrogacy Haters	119	-198
1025	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-201
1026	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-202
1027	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-202
1028	Shoulder Nipples	71	-204
1029	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-212
1030	Fingernail Piles	121	-220
1031	Canon Cops	43	-223
1032	The Transgender Military Ban	177	-236
1033	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-248
1034	False False Flags	72	-249
1035	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-255
1036	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-266
1037	Disability Discrimination	35	-279
1038	Email	60	-286
1039	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-289
1040	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-291
1041	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-292
1042	Not Enough Seanies	39	-298
1043	Night Pooping	94	-307
1044	Digital Piracy	165	-321
1045	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-333
1046	Ratchet Straps	54	-333
1047	Futurama Fans	31	-356
1048	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-358
1049	Evolution	48	-364
1050	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-364
1051	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-366
1052	Baby Lovers	136	-408
1053	Anti-Semitism	60	-410
1054	Cum	71	-450
1055	Hitler	68	-496
1056	French Fries	Bonus 10	-702
1057	"You Voted For This"	25	-818
1058	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-959
1059	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-973
1060	Puppets	7	-1218
1061	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1294
1062	COVID Deniers	5	-1907