The Problems

This Week

Hospitals Are Not a Luxury Experience	16
Giving Money to Rich People	15
No Voter ID	13
Automatic Start/Stop on Cars	12

Latest Bonus Episode

Not Enough Deportations	174
Prediction Markets	69
Scott Adams' Cancer Spectacular	14
People in Discord Who Cheat At Wordle	-35
Magic: the Gathering Spiderman Set	-40
Ozzy Osbourne's Final Concert	-59

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4378
2	Fat Brain	2	3893
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3345
4	Too Much Pride	4	2588
5	"Disinformation"	3	2251
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2119
7	Late Rape	10	2065
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	2007
9	Tattle Tales	10	1864
10	Seth Rogen	19	1805
11	The War on Blackface	2	1711
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1674
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1610
14	Scientism	7	1533
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1421
16	Payment Processors	8	1390
17	Child Advocates	4	1268
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1239
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1228
20	The IRS	52	1146
21	Deinstitutionalization	6	1121
22	Inflation	24	1103
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1061
24	Pedophiles	29	1002
25	Fake News	13	983
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	951
27	YouTube Role Models	5	941
28	Goth Erasure	8	909
29	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	898
30	Forced Diversity in Film	24	894
31	Prison Rape	7	889
32	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	863
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	831
34	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	825
35	Kangaroo Courts	51	825
36	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	824
37	Trans Athletes	10	814
38	Edgy Reboots	3	806
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	800
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	784
41	No-Knock Raids	28	772
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	766
43	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	758
44	Charger Not Included	15	749
45	Regret	4	740
46	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	728
47	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	721
48	The War on Anonymity	68	709
49	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	709
50	Social Malware	14	705
51	Political Scientists	26	699
52	Installing Console Games	12	697
53	The Homeless	80	693
54	Womansplaining	53	671
55	Circumcision Apologists	59	665
56	Holocaust Metaphors	9	659
57	Conservatives	67	652
58	Women's Tears	37	650
59	Going Back to Work	22	646
60	Testicular Torsion	19	645
61	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	636
62	Family Court	16	633
63	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	627
64	Comply Guys	52	619
65	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	616
66	Gun Control	15	615
67	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	611
68	Lack of Bidets	2	607
69	Rent is Too Damn High	48	598
70	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	590
71	Waiting	Bonus 1	587
72	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	585
73	Sustainability	11	577
74	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	568
75	Swatting	48	567
76	Pussy Cops	42	563
77	Eldercare	25	563
78	Civil Forfeiture	20	558
79	Media Consolidation	36	551
80	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	548
81	Parking Idlers	42	541
82	Empty Parking Lots	111	540
83	Fake Neurodivergence	40	539
84	Short Attention Spans	86	537
85	"Buy the Dip"	1	532
86	Political Canonizations	17	532
87	Corporate Bootlicking	60	524
88	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	522
89	Nuclear War	30	521
90	Silencing the User	16	521
91	Indoctrinating Children	33	520
92	The National Debt	27	518
93	Animal Abuse	50	516
94	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	516
95	Boycotts of the Week	35	514
96	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	507
97	Bad Jannies	26	507
98	The De-Sexification of Media	71	506
99	Sleep Deprivation	32	505
100	Social Media	55	504
101	Live Action Anime	19	495
102	Inventing Black Inventors	27	488
103	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	487
104	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	486
105	Plea Deals	105	483
106	Big Leaguing	121	482
107	Two-Factor Authentication	6	482
108	Student Debt Repayment	54	482
109	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	478
110	Master Erasure	12	473
111	Manliness Gurus	71	470
112	Woke Unions	16	466
113	Silver Alerts	6	464
114	George Soros District Attorneys	94	454
115	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	451
116	Theater Kids	56	451
117	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	446
118	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	446
119	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	446
120	Columbus Hate	12	445
121	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	444
122	Cash Bail	18	444
123	No More Comedies	37	442
124	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	442
125	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	441
126	Female Comedy Writers	54	439
127	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	437
128	Common Core Math	127	436
129	Picky Parkers	7	433
130	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	433
131	Speed Traps	133	433
132	Deadname Drama	53	432
133	Game Journalists	50	432
134	Wrongful Convictions	136	432
135	Broken Bones	25	431
136	Funko Pops	18	428
137	Blindness	22	428
138	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	427
139	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	425
140	Throwing Your Back Out	128	423
141	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	423
142	Cash Register Solicitations	39	423
143	Shorter Attention Spans	57	421
144	Charity Fraud	96	420
145	DEI	122	419
146	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	416
147	Robocallers	125	415
148	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	415
149	Wellness Checks	58	413
150	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	412
151	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	410
152	Democracy	Bonus 2	409
153	The War on Drugs	142	406
154	Child Support	61	406
155	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	405
156	Vito's Twitter Account	23	404
157	Bread Tacos	31	402
158	Loud Music at Bars	83	400
159	Hate Hoaxes	43	400
160	Whiny Waiters	83	397
161	Food Going Bad	93	396
162	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	396
163	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	396
164	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	395
165	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	392
166	Live Service Video Games	123	391
167	The SEC	99	390
168	Mobile-Only Websites	52	388
169	"Love Bombing"	34	387
170	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	387
171	Uninformed Voters	76	387
172	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	382
173	Wil Wheaton	127	381
174	Easy Mode Activists	33	380
175	Unrealistic Expectations	42	378
176	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	376
177	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	372
178	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	371
179	Stock Market Morons	86	369
180	Bad Neighbors	110	366
181	The Gas Stove Ban	73	366
182	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	364
183	Artificial Scarcity	94	364
184	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	363
185	SSRIs	49	363
186	e-Whores	72	362
187	Amber Heard Supporters	44	362
188	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	362
189	Keyboard Warriors	31	358
190	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	358
191	Laws That Make You Lie	34	357
192	Simulation Theory	9	356
193	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	355
194	Reparation Retardation	82	355
195	Autism	64	355
196	Elon Musk	67	351
197	Freemium Software	127	350
198	Mosquitos	109	350
199	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	347
200	Cops Transferring Departments	126	346
201	Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area	168	345
202	Nocturia	94	345
203	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	344
204	The Anchoring Effect	79	344
205	Toxic Positivity	95	344
206	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	340
207	Compelled Speech	83	340
208	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	339
209	Losing Shit	91	337
210	Women Working at Home Depot	149	337
211	Influencer Culture	45	335
212	Freeway Protesters	46	335
213	Adam Sessler	73	333
214	Famine	47	332
215	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	330
216	Big Government	102	330
217	Snail-in Voting	92	330
218	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	327
219	Women's Stories	138	327
220	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	327
221	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	326
222	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	325
223	Non-Drivers	100	323
224	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	323
225	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	322
226	The Emperor's New Burn	38	320
227	Suicide Baiting	120	319
228	"No" Erasure	147	319
229	Long Lost Lectures	13	319
230	Tech Switcheroos	77	318
231	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	317
232	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	315
233	Girl Bosses	143	314
234	People Who Don't Get Out of the Way	160	314
235	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	314
236	Contouring	79	314
237	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	314
238	Shitty Shippers	105	313
239	Time Vampires	137	312
240	Armchair Mechanics	15	312
241	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	311
242	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	311
243	Swastika Scaries	70	310
244	Tinnitus	114	309
245	Travel Insurance	25	308
246	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	307
247	Stan Culture	119	307
248	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	307
249	The Olympics	28	306
250	Women's Dating Advice	104	306
251	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	305
252	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	305
253	Epstein Blue Balls	47	305
254	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	304
255	Tip Jar Takeover	75	303
256	The UK Government	106	303
257	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	303
258	The Five-Day Work Week	103	303
259	Missed Opportunities	77	303
260	Too Many Licenses	46	302
261	Great Government Firewalls	84	299
262	Parasocial Relationships	90	299
263	Female Gamers	141	297
264	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	296
265	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	295
266	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	295
267	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	295
268	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	294
269	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	294
270	Initiating the Conversation	21	293
271	Stranger Danger	111	293
272	Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations)	187	291
273	Unlisted Prices	120	291
274	Communism	153	288
275	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	288
276	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	286
277	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	286
278	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	284
279	Living in the Ghetto	36	284
280	Domain Squatters	17	283
281	Team Guys	146	283
282	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	282
283	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	282
284	Post Purchase Surveys	81	282
285	Pimples on Your Nose	110	282
286	Minimum Wageslaves	49	282
287	Chump Syndrome	118	281
288	Height Discrimination	47	281
289	Effective Altruism	64	279
290	Drug Dummies	97	279
291	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	279
292	Awareness	98	278
293	Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are	175	277
294	Gaslighting About Inflation	Bonus 31	276
295	Fear of Negotiating	74	275
296	Compulsive Liars	117	275
297	Intrusive Thoughts	118	275
298	Land Acknowledgements	89	274
299	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	274
300	The Civil Rights Act	85	271
301	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	270
302	Fake Libertarians	103	270
303	Taylor Swift	125	270
304	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	269
305	Lag	153	268
306	Rickety Shit	104	268
307	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	268
308	Graduation Speeches	93	268
309	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	268
310	Going to the Doctor	76	267
311	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	265
312	Subsidizing Demand	154	265
313	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	264
314	Immigration	116	263
315	Drip Pricing	88	263
316	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	262
317	Cover Charges	86	262
318	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	262
319	Fool's Tits	152	261
320	Home Repair	124	261
321	Making Decisions	91	260
322	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	259
323	Guys Who Can't Drive	165	259
324	Kink Personalities	79	258
325	Extreme Heat Events	45	257
326	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	257
327	Space Tourists	5	257
328	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	257
329	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	257
330	The "u mad?" Game	73	256
331	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	256
332	Subway Performers	88	256
333	Ticketmaster	65	256
334	Cockteasing	65	255
335	Philistines	58	255
336	Starving Artists	69	255
337	Finger Pain	10	254
338	Hustlers' Universities	122	254
339	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	253
340	Bad Cell Service	141	251
341	Candidates Pretending to be Human	Bonus 29	250
342	Blacklists	140	250
343	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	250
344	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	249
345	Relying on Your Friends	87	247
346	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	247
347	Foreign Lobbyists	139	246
348	Nude Negotiators	32	245
349	Apple Fanboys	127	244
350	The Minimum Wage	4	244
351	Hypocrisy	87	243
352	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	243
353	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	243
354	"Objectively"	112	243
355	Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal	166	242
356	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	242
357	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	241
358	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	241
359	Washing and Drying Long Hair	178	241
360	"Right of Way" Disrespecters	170	241
361	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	240
362	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	240
363	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	238
364	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	237
365	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	234
366	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	234
367	USB Cables	80	234
368	Thirst Traps	81	234
369	Mandatory Milk	152	231
370	First Ladies	122	230
371	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	230
372	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	229
373	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	228
374	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	228
375	Ear Worms	29	227
376	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	227
377	My Bitch Realtor	89	226
378	Venue Cancellation	63	225
379	Pedo Jacketing	62	225
380	Fake Death Threats	129	223
381	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	223
382	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	222
383	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	222
384	Sticky Electronics	166	222
385	Craigslist Complainers	21	221
386	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	221
387	Tardy Drink Refills	92	220
388	Oakland, CA	150	220
389	Unnecessary Censorship	171	219
390	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	219
391	Bad Shopping Carts	156	219
392	Locking Yourself Out	152	219
393	Train Wrecks	78	218
394	Stupid Awards Shows	131	217
395	The Haka	164	213
396	Women in Star Wars	89	213
397	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	213
398	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	213
399	Roadside Death Shrines	36	213
400	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	212
401	How Much Money is Spent on Elections	Bonus 29	212
402	Women Fighting in Movies	120	211
403	One Hour Meetings	143	211
404	May the 4th	88	211
405	The Abuse of "Abuse"	162	211
406	Health Insurance Claim Denials	167	208
407	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	208
408	Shoulder Pain	159	208
409	Content Ratings Boards	138	207
410	Seatbelt Alarms	27	207
411	Thoughts and Prayers	74	207
412	High People	Bonus 15	206
413	Cute Shit	164	205
414	Cops Doing You a Favor	168	204
415	Tight Booths	119	204
416	Vegan Donuts	131	204
417	Activist Ice Cream	97	203
418	Lack of Fictional Bigots	161	201
419	Activist CEOs	139	201
420	Sore Losers	163	201
421	Data Breaches	148	201
422	Empty Retail Spaces	166	199
423	Male Feminists	182	199
424	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	198
425	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	198
426	Fake Retirements	114	197
427	"Citation Needed"	187	196
428	Suction Cups	43	196
429	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	195
430	All The Vaccine Autism Shit	178	195
431	The Parallel Economy	130	193
432	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	193
433	Snitches	155	192
434	Vibe Coding	196	192
435	Confirmation Bias	125	192
436	Ghost Texts	102	190
437	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	190
438	Going to Work While Sick	139	189
439	Hoarding	134	188
440	Holiday Parties	69	187
441	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	187
442	Source Snobs	96	187
443	Tiny House Propaganda	117	187
444	Breast Cancer Charity Scams	169	186
445	Men With "Daddy Issues"	186	186
446	Sensationalism	66	186
447	Side Hustles	32	186
448	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	186
449	Rats	159	184
450	Rental Car Insurance	154	184
451	Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did	Bonus 35	184
452	Losing Your Tools	154	184
453	Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door	160	183
454	Cults	150	183
455	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	182
456	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	182
457	Boob Truthers	109	182
458	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	182
459	Touchy Teachers	169	181
460	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	180
461	Going to the Dentist	70	180
462	Bad Day Holidays	132	180
463	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	180
464	Texas Legal Myths	107	180
465	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	180
466	People Not Changing	172	180
467	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	179
468	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	179
469	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	179
470	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	178
471	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	178
472	Demographic Dummies	81	178
473	Intellectual Property Laws	40	177
474	Zoom Exhaustion	33	177
475	Sand	178	177
476	Idea Guys	113	176
477	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	176
478	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	175
479	Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill	Bonus 30	174
480	Occam's Razor	145	174
481	Not Enough Deportations	Bonus 39	174
482	Product Placement Movies	126	173
483	Blowing your Wad Early	115	173
484	Buyer's Remorse	116	173
485	Incest Porn	32	170
486	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	170
487	Conservative Porn	121	169
488	Credit Goblins	175	168
489	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	168
490	Too Many Stop Signs	134	167
491	Your Friends Making You Look Bad	176	167
492	Women Talking like Babies	162	166
493	Premature E-Trackulation	15	166
494	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	166
495	Election Spam	161	166
496	Talking to the Cops	148	165
497	Downward Mobility	173	164
498	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	163
499	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	163
500	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	162
501	LARPing PUAs	26	162
502	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	161
503	Zipper Disrespecters	170	160
504	Old Movie Action Heroes	177	160
505	When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One	195	160
506	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	160
507	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	160
508	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	159
509	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	159
510	Stupid Food Trends	11	159
511	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	159
512	Race-Based Voice Actors	198	158
513	The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	185	158
514	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	158
515	Backseat Googlers	41	157
516	Paralysis of Choice	135	156
517	Pets Stepping on Your Balls	167	156
518	Power Outages	172	156
519	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	156
520	Sponsored Hate	28	155
521	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	155
522	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	155
523	Fake Fans	163	155
524	Arson Denial	172	153
525	The Chevron Deference	146	152
526	Babysitting a Drunk	208	151
527	The Voting Rights Act of 1965	Bonus 29	150
528	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	150
529	No Flying Cars	80	149
530	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	149
531	You Don't Get Anything For Voting	Bonus 29	149
532	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	148
533	Talking to Drunk People	184	146
534	Women Being "Based"	173	146
535	Pity Party Poopers	49	146
536	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	146
537	Communist Propaganda	185	146
538	Canada	177	146
539	The Vito Wars	Bonus 31	145
540	Non-Absorbant Napkins	177	145
541	Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine	202	145
542	"What the hell is wrong with me?"	188	145
543	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	144
544	Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again	200	144
545	Ruined Jokes	181	144
546	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	143
547	3D Technology	40	143
548	Money Shaming	144	143
549	Celebrity Bands	55	142
550	Going to the Vet	144	141
551	Distracted Children	130	140
552	Early Winter Darkness	Bonus 30	139
553	People Who Can't Take a Joke	198	139
554	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	139
555	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	139
556	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	138
557	Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels	196	137
558	Hurricanes	158	137
559	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	137
560	Guys Who Break Up a Fight	163	137
561	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	136
562	Metaphor Hijacking	133	136
563	Garbage Grillers	181	136
564	Shitty Deliveries	201	136
565	USAID	176	135
566	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	134
567	The War on Jocks	170	134
568	Influencer Slop	157	133
569	Traffic Drones	189	132
570	Asexuality	34	132
571	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	132
572	Crybaby Businesses	183	131
573	Drunk Eating	56	131
574	Poison Beer (PFAS)	190	131
575	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	131
576	The Fat Lady at the Olympics	Bonus 31	130
577	Man Face	161	129
578	Askholes	190	129
579	Cars That Look Like Cop Cars	188	129
580	Anti DIY-ers	150	129
581	Bad Pillows	162	128
582	Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment	Bonus 35	128
583	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	128
584	Babies in Movies/TV Shows	197	128
585	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	127
586	Franchise Crossovers	62	127
587	Rolling Blackouts	147	126
588	Women Drivers	215	126
589	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	125
590	Mass Shootings	112	124
591	The War on Porn	190	124
592	The Royal "We"	103	123
593	Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets	192	123
594	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	123
595	Sports-a-phobia	59	123
596	Halftime Shows	78	121
597	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	120
598	Fatwas	53	119
599	Not Showing Drink Prices	197	119
600	H1B Visas	210	119
601	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	118
602	The Myth of Food Insecurity	205	118
603	Non-Consenual Sex Recording	174	117
604	Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore	Bonus 37	117
605	Prison Food	Bonus 26	117
606	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	117
607	Airplane Seats	95	116
608	Fucking Up the Landing	200	116
609	Shows Moving From Their Normal Time	193	116
610	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	116
611	Smoking is Too Cool	27	116
612	Battery Corrosion	94	115
613	Bad Investments	179	114
614	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	114
615	Electoral College Deniers	161	114
616	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	114
617	Backseat Murderers	114	114
618	Women Taking Shit Over	204	113
619	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	113
620	Pronoun Resistance	1	112
621	The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit	Bonus 37	112
622	Dog Abuse	206	111
623	Elmo	127	110
624	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	110
625	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	110
626	Jesus Dying at 33	Bonus 34	108
627	Pre-Checked Boxes	162	108
628	Bryan Singer	88	108
629	Crypto Karens	146	108
630	OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer	Bonus 31	107
631	The 1%	184	107
632	Phone Format Paste	105	106
633	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	106
634	Headline Death Cockteasing	181	106
635	Culture War Criminals	106	106
636	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	105
637	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	105
638	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	105
639	Sports Gambling	Bonus 32	105
640	Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness	188	105
641	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	105
642	Alexa Being Retarded	138	105
643	Backseat Parkers	195	105
644	"What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?"	Bonus 36	105
645	Not Automatically Getting Deals	208	105
646	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	104
647	Accent Intelligence Bias	173	104
648	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	104
649	Conservative Comedy	140	104
650	Vanity Press	191	103
651	Fake Download Buttons	215	102
652	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	102
653	Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	Bonus 34	101
654	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	100
655	Spoiler Nazis	36	100
656	The US Postal Service	143	100
657	The Death of Public Dumps	195	100
658	Suicide Prevention	214	100
659	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	100
660	AI Evangelists	128	99
661	"Would"	123	99
662	Liberal Mass Shooters	201	99
663	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	99
664	Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession	Bonus 35	99
665	Men and Their Legacies	185	97
666	Fake Straights	63	97
667	Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt	209	96
668	Trivial Cheating	96	96
669	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	96
670	Turn the AC "Up"	157	95
671	Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off	206	95
672	Not Having a Car Guy	187	95
673	Doomers	174	94
674	Dad's TV Addiction	Bonus 35	93
675	It's Hard To Tell	160	93
676	Feral Hogs	147	92
677	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	92
678	Guys Who Won't Apologize	203	92
679	VOCs (Everything Stinks)	211	92
680	Online Naturalists	61	91
681	Drugs That Don't Work	213	90
682	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	90
683	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	90
684	Getting Rid of Grease	38	89
685	Prison Abuse	128	89
686	The Meme of Einstein	171	88
687	Somalian Shit Talking	213	88
688	The Modernization of Design	202	88
689	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	88
690	Pussing Out	209	87
691	Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes	197	87
692	Fake Parking Spaces	204	86
693	Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom	186	86
694	Undercover Cops at Burning Man	201	86
695	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	86
696	Having to Get Multiple Estimates	211	86
697	Unnecessary Sequels	207	85
698	Eric's Billboard Chart Scam	194	84
699	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	84
700	Woke Museums	200	83
701	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	83
702	Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In	199	83
703	Trick Food Sharing	174	83
704	Search History	217	83
705	Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey	200	82
706	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	82
707	Everyone Wants a Piece	206	82
708	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	81
709	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	81
710	Pathological Altruism	212	80
711	Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games)	191	80
712	Bill Burr	182	79
713	The Laziness of Somali Scams	216	79
714	Slowpoke Motorcycles	163	79
715	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	78
716	All Technology is a Flat Rectangle	186	77
717	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	77
718	Timing the Sides	203	77
719	It's Too Hot Insider During Winter	Bonus 30	77
720	Fake AI Typing	210	76
721	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	76
722	The War on Hitler	207	76
723	Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas	Bonus 38	76
724	Bob Dylan Worshippers	170	76
725	What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox?	199	75
726	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	75
727	Compromising Your Art	218	74
728	People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up	206	73
729	The Death of the Organ	Bonus 32	73
730	Rough Teeth	107	73
731	The Juiced Up PowerBall	214	73
732	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	73
733	Satanic Panic	77	72
734	Superman's Super Simping	Bonus 36	72
735	Ingratitude	179	71
736	Bible Truthers	105	71
737	Dream Ideas	183	70
738	Free Market Haters	82	70
739	Community Detachment	80	70
740	Accidental Screen Shares	129	70
741	Peladophobia	77	70
742	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	69
743	Prediction Markets	Bonus 39	69
744	Gas Procrastinating	205	68
745	Crappy Salsa	212	68
746	Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes	167	68
747	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	67
748	"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	Bonus 34	67
749	Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks)	165	67
750	Homeless People Simps	219	67
751	Fantasy / Sci-Fi Disabilities	219	66
752	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	66
753	Banning SuperChats	214	66
754	Low Expectations	216	66
755	Fake 2D Animation	38	64
756	Delusion	205	64
757	The Costco Guys	Bonus 31	64
758	"no" Autocorrect	60	64
759	Writer's Block	202	64
760	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	64
761	Game Stop	110	62
762	e-Sports Hype	Bonus 32	61
763	Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage	Bonus 35	60
764	People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	Bonus 34	59
765	Friends and Family Discounts	135	59
766	Religion in Schools	137	58
767	Soldering	184	58
768	Vtubers	145	57
769	Bluetooth	40	57
770	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	56
771	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	56
772	The War on Whiteface	56	56
773	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	55
774	Shitty Slow Motion	16	55
775	Gambling	188	54
776	Dad Little League Coach	Bonus 35	53
777	OCD Toasters	13	52
778	Pet Residue	213	51
779	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	51
780	Leaving the Oven On	171	51
781	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	51
782	Destiny's Dick	200	51
783	Can't Pay For Your Bar Drink At The Table	218	50
784	Your Bro Getting a New Ho	171	50
785	Predatory Pizza Pricing	215	50
786	Cash Only Businesses	191	50
787	Deli Dummies	193	48
788	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	46
789	IP Theft	199	46
790	Event Wristbands	45	46
791	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	46
792	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	46
793	Not Enough Leftovers	Bonus 38	46
794	Nazis are Too Cool	85	46
795	Everybody is a Cancer Doctor	189	46
796	Pascal's Wagerers	216	44
797	Military Suicides	56	44
798	The Right's Obsession with Hollywood	205	44
799	Paywalled Santas	212	44
800	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	44
801	Delivery Anticipation	207	43
802	Deficit Dummies	194	43
803	The War on Doxing	169	42
804	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	42
805	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	41
806	Not Enough Leftovers	116	41
807	Secret Suicides	191	41
808	The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment	194	40
809	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	40
810	Micro USB Cables	214	40
811	Wil Stancil	208	38
812	Libertarians	218	38
813	Absolutely No Steroid Policies	Bonus 32	38
814	Sober October	109	37
815	Not Enough Manifest Destiny	217	36
816	Troubleshooting A Computer	209	36
817	CVS	201	34
818	Frozen	Bonus 30	33
819	Photo Albums	192	33
820	Bodegas	46	33
821	Shrinking Jaws	179	33
822	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	32
823	"Nesting"	193	31
824	False Piss Driblets	173	29
825	The End of the Civil War	Bonus 28	29
826	Too Many Jedi	151	27
827	Sour Grapes	24	26
828	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	26
829	Super Bowl Commercials	219	25
830	The Sun Exploding	140	25
831	Bad Turkey	Bonus 38	24
832	TMM (Too Much Mayo)	190	24
833	UFO Conspiracies	138	23
834	Fortnite	98	22
835	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	21
836	Calling the Manager	203	20
837	Bad Movie Guilt	189	20
838	Poor Superheroes	179	20
839	Vibe Bombing	207	19
840	Young People Don't Drink	217	19
841	Flip Flops Breaking	30	18
842	Hospitals Are Not a Luxury Experience	220	16
843	The New McDonald's Monopoly	207	16
844	Vaccine Injuries	217	16
845	Giving Money to Rich People	220	15
846	Scott Adams' Cancer Spectacular	Bonus 39	14
847	The Extended Jesus Universe	Bonus 34	14
848	The Sex Offender Registry	126	13
849	No Voter ID	220	13
850	Arizona Inflation	90	13
851	Automatic Start/Stop on Cars	220	12
852	The Equals Signs in the Epstein Files	219	10
853	Needing to Buy Something on Black Friday	212	9
854	Missle Defense Systems	192	7
855	Video Games are Too Expensive	196	5
856	Soap Ejaculate	135	2
857	Social Media Disinformation	115	1
858	Halloweenies	109	-1
859	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	-1
860	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-1
861	Politeness Words	23	-1
862	Holiday Decorations	62	-2
863	Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In	181	-2
864	Writing Checks	185	-2
865	Winter Wonderlands	Bonus 30	-3
866	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-3
867	Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People	168	-3
868	Penny Pinchers	176	-6
869	Cheerleaders	Bonus 32	-7
870	Stolen Valor Vigilantes	199	-8
871	South Park Falling Off	198	-9
872	Showing the Real Person at the End of a Movie	219	-11
873	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-12
874	Macho Weathermen	11	-13
875	VR Chat	51	-13
876	Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail	200	-14
877	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-15
878	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-16
879	TV Shows With More Than Four Seasons	213	-16
880	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-16
881	Nextdoor Apps	117	-17
882	Gold Guys Winning	218	-17
883	Surprises	169	-18
884	Dubs	139	-19
885	Internet Beefs	192	-19
886	Disaster Tourism	172	-19
887	Disaster Blue Balls	160	-19
888	Fake Graphic Designers	182	-19
889	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-20
890	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-23
891	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-23
892	Bed Sheets	201	-24
893	Professional Wrestling	Bonus 32	-27
894	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-27
895	Bad Hecklers	151	-28
896	Scooter Parking Zones	184	-28
897	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-28
898	Wind	215	-28
899	Jersey Burning	63	-29
900	Work Holiday Parties	118	-30
901	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-30
902	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-30
903	Legacy Characters	Bonus 36	-31
904	Mandatory Coleslaw	216	-32
905	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-33
906	Not Enough Tylenol	204	-33
907	Slow Cancer	65	-35
908	People in Discord Who Cheat At Wordle	Bonus 39	-35
909	High Speed Train Fetishists	197	-36
910	Bad Blood	67	-36
911	The Myth of Hard Work	Bonus 32	-37
912	Getting Passed Over For a Promotion	167	-38
913	Seatbelt Laws	85	-38
914	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-39
915	Counting Dead Kids	110	-39
916	Dual Molded Lego Parts	218	-40
917	Trump People	178	-40
918	Boneless Chicken Wings	210	-40
919	Magic: the Gathering Spiderman Set	Bonus 39	-40
920	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-42
921	Shit in Your Drink	140	-42
922	Lex Luthor Was Right	Bonus 36	-43
923	No Way to Short the Collectibles Market	211	-43
924	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-43
925	Vladimir Putin	30	-44
926	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-46
927	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-48
928	Mugshot Envy	103	-48
929	Donkey Jelly	141	-49
930	The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth	164	-51
931	Disrespecting Comic Creators	Bonus 36	-51
932	Abandoning Roger Rabbit	210	-52
933	Watching a Man Drown	104	-52
934	A Never-Ending Piss	204	-53
935	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-53
936	Prisoner Firefighters	174	-53
937	Very Special Episodes	91	-55
938	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-55
939	Transphobia	83	-55
940	The Superman Logo	Bonus 36	-55
941	Musician Doppelgangers	Bonus 37	-56
942	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-56
943	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-59
944	Ozzy Osbourne's Final Concert	Bonus 39	-59
945	No Respect For The Good Times	198	-61
946	Branded Buttons	23	-62
947	Wifejak	166	-62
948	Crack	28	-63
949	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-63
950	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-63
951	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-64
952	Police Body Cams	183	-65
953	Complaining About Free Media	159	-66
954	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-66
955	George Soros Conspiracies	Bonus 37	-66
956	Buffet Anxiety	134	-67
957	Too Much Pride Flag Hate	211	-68
958	Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash	180	-68
959	The Decline in Youth Vapint	Bonus 31	-68
960	No Poop Allowed	208	-70
961	Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas	Bonus 31	-70
962	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-71
963	Realizing You Were The Bully in High School	164	-71
964	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-71
965	Fireworks	194	-72
966	Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes	Bonus 30	-73
967	Medical Marijuana	153	-74
968	Lion Tamers	203	-74
969	Printer Ink	180	-75
970	Unqualified Applicants	114	-75
971	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-76
972	Plushies	168	-77
973	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-78
974	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-78
975	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-80
976	Hindu Temple Haters	209	-81
977	Derivative Dummies	124	-81
978	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-82
979	Forgetting to Wash Your Hair	186	-84
980	Sphere Haters	202	-84
981	Horny Logic	143	-85
982	No Adult Heelys	170	-87
983	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-88
984	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-88
985	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-91
986	Terrorism Haters	187	-91
987	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-91
988	Figure Skating	175	-92
989	Local Businesses	29	-92
990	Not Enough Indian Shit	Bonus 38	-92
991	American Privilege	118	-93
992	Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops	189	-93
993	Federal Holidays	193	-94
994	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-95
995	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-96
996	Too Long of Media	24	-98
997	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-98
998	Black Israelites	63	-102
999	Groupon Anxiety	195	-103
1000	Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men)	178	-105
1001	$1,000 Posters	87	-106
1002	Eye Exams	175	-106
1003	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-107
1004	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-107
1005	Shoelaces	158	-107
1006	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-107
1007	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-108
1008	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-108
1009	Gamers	100	-108
1010	Pissphobes	84	-110
1011	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-110
1012	Body Shaming	151	-111
1013	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-111
1014	Killing All The Chickens	180	-112
1015	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-113
1016	Cave Explorers	154	-113
1017	The Barbie Movie	101	-115
1018	Bad Snaps	125	-115
1019	Parental Wisdom	93	-115
1020	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-116
1021	NFT Haters	95	-119
1022	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-119
1023	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-119
1024	National Parks	132	-122
1025	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-122
1026	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-124
1027	Making Up Laws	Bonus 33	-126
1028	Block Babies	102	-126
1029	Different Races	Bonus 4	-130
1030	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-131
1031	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-139
1032	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-139
1033	Nostalgia 64	111	-140
1034	Private Wi-Fis	126	-143
1035	Fan Entitlement	70	-144
1036	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-145
1037	Gay Denial	196	-148
1038	Getting Idioms Wrong	Bonus 33	-148
1039	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-150
1040	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-152
1041	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-152
1042	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-153
1043	Lack of Receipts	Bonus 33	-154
1044	Lingering Holidays	156	-155
1045	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-159
1046	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-162
1047	Using Stock Photography Wrong	Bonus 33	-167
1048	Public Urination Laws	14	-168
1049	Cynicism	180	-170
1050	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-175
1051	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-176
1052	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-177
1053	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-192
1054	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-199
1055	Kink Shaming	35	-199
1056	Surrogacy Haters	119	-199
1057	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-200
1058	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-201
1059	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-201
1060	Shoulder Nipples	71	-204
1061	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-213
1062	Fingernail Piles	121	-220
1063	Canon Cops	43	-221
1064	The Transgender Military Ban	177	-239
1065	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-247
1066	False False Flags	72	-250
1067	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-258
1068	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-269
1069	Disability Discrimination	35	-282
1070	Email	60	-284
1071	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-289
1072	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-290
1073	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-291
1074	Not Enough Seanies	39	-299
1075	Night Pooping	94	-309
1076	Digital Piracy	165	-323
1077	Ratchet Straps	54	-330
1078	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-332
1079	Futurama Fans	31	-355
1080	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-359
1081	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-363
1082	Evolution	48	-367
1083	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-370
1084	Baby Lovers	136	-408
1085	Anti-Semitism	60	-411
1086	Cum	71	-452
1087	Hitler	68	-492
1088	French Fries	Bonus 10	-702
1089	"You Voted For This"	25	-818
1090	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-961
1091	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-975
1092	Puppets	7	-1216
1093	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1295
1094	COVID Deniers	5	-1908