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This Week

The Rapping in the Odyssey	25
Wanting Something But Not Getting It	19
DEI Conservatives	9
Ending Daylight Savings Time	-25

Latest Bonus Episode

The End of Duelling	29
The Unrealized Potential of Laser Tag	9
The Lack of Population Context in History	8
The Early Death of President Zachary Taylor	-2

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4394
2	Fat Brain	2	3916
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3360
4	Too Much Pride	4	2605
5	"Disinformation"	3	2265
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2131
7	Late Rape	10	2078
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	2019
9	Tattle Tales	10	1872
10	Seth Rogen	19	1816
11	The War on Blackface	2	1719
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1682
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1621
14	Scientism	7	1543
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1428
16	Payment Processors	8	1398
17	Child Advocates	4	1274
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1245
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1239
20	The IRS	52	1153
21	Deinstitutionalization	6	1123
22	Inflation	24	1109
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1069
24	Pedophiles	29	1010
25	Fake News	13	986
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	957
27	YouTube Role Models	5	945
28	Goth Erasure	8	915
29	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	902
30	Forced Diversity in Film	24	900
31	Prison Rape	7	895
32	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	870
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	836
34	Kangaroo Courts	51	829
35	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	827
36	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	826
37	Trans Athletes	10	817
38	Edgy Reboots	3	808
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	807
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	788
41	No-Knock Raids	28	778
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	772
43	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	762
44	Charger Not Included	15	756
45	Regret	4	742
46	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	728
47	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	727
48	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	714
49	The War on Anonymity	68	712
50	Social Malware	14	704
51	Political Scientists	26	702
52	Installing Console Games	12	700
53	The Homeless	80	697
54	Womansplaining	53	673
55	Circumcision Apologists	59	667
56	Holocaust Metaphors	9	660
57	Women's Tears	37	653
58	Conservatives	67	650
59	Going Back to Work	22	649
60	Testicular Torsion	19	645
61	Family Court	16	637
62	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	636
63	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	629
64	Comply Guys	52	622
65	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	621
66	Gun Control	15	617
67	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	616
68	Lack of Bidets	2	612
69	Rent is Too Damn High	48	603
70	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	593
71	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	592
72	Waiting	Bonus 1	590
73	Sustainability	11	579
74	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	571
75	Swatting	48	569
76	Pussy Cops	42	567
77	Eldercare	25	564
78	Civil Forfeiture	20	563
79	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	553
80	Media Consolidation	36	551
81	Empty Parking Lots	111	542
82	Parking Idlers	42	542
83	Fake Neurodivergence	40	540
84	Short Attention Spans	86	539
85	Political Canonizations	17	533
86	"Buy the Dip"	1	532
87	Corporate Bootlicking	60	525
88	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	523
89	The National Debt	27	522
90	Silencing the User	16	521
91	Indoctrinating Children	33	521
92	Nuclear War	30	520
93	Animal Abuse	50	517
94	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	517
95	Boycotts of the Week	35	516
96	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	510
97	The De-Sexification of Media	71	509
98	Bad Jannies	26	509
99	Sleep Deprivation	32	507
100	Social Media	55	505
101	Live Action Anime	19	495
102	Inventing Black Inventors	27	492
103	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	489
104	Plea Deals	105	487
105	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	485
106	Two-Factor Authentication	6	484
107	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	483
108	Big Leaguing	121	483
109	Student Debt Repayment	54	482
110	Master Erasure	12	474
111	Manliness Gurus	71	470
112	Woke Unions	16	466
113	Silver Alerts	6	464
114	George Soros District Attorneys	94	457
115	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	453
116	Theater Kids	56	451
117	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	450
118	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	448
119	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	448
120	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	447
121	Columbus Hate	12	446
122	Cash Bail	18	445
123	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	444
124	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	444
125	No More Comedies	37	442
126	Female Comedy Writers	54	442
127	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	437
128	Common Core Math	127	437
129	Speed Traps	133	436
130	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	434
131	Wrongful Convictions	136	433
132	Picky Parkers	7	433
133	Deadname Drama	53	432
134	Game Journalists	50	432
135	Broken Bones	25	431
136	Blindness	22	428
137	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	428
138	Funko Pops	18	426
139	Cash Register Solicitations	39	426
140	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	425
141	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	425
142	Throwing Your Back Out	128	423
143	Shorter Attention Spans	57	422
144	DEI	122	421
145	Charity Fraud	96	420
146	Robocallers	125	417
147	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	416
148	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	416
149	Wellness Checks	58	415
150	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	414
151	Democracy	Bonus 2	410
152	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	410
153	The War on Drugs	142	408
154	Child Support	61	408
155	Vito's Twitter Account	23	404
156	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	404
157	Bread Tacos	31	402
158	Loud Music at Bars	83	402
159	Hate Hoaxes	43	400
160	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	397
161	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	397
162	Whiny Waiters	83	397
163	Food Going Bad	93	396
164	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	395
165	Live Service Video Games	123	392
166	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	392
167	The SEC	99	391
168	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	388
169	Mobile-Only Websites	52	388
170	Uninformed Voters	76	388
171	"Love Bombing"	34	387
172	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	384
173	Wil Wheaton	127	381
174	Easy Mode Activists	33	380
175	Unrealistic Expectations	42	380
176	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	379
177	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	376
178	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	373
179	Stock Market Morons	86	370
180	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	367
181	Bad Neighbors	110	366
182	The Gas Stove Ban	73	366
183	e-Whores	72	365
184	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	365
185	Artificial Scarcity	94	364
186	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	363
187	SSRIs	49	363
188	Amber Heard Supporters	44	362
189	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	359
190	Keyboard Warriors	31	358
191	Simulation Theory	9	357
192	Laws That Make You Lie	34	357
193	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	357
194	Reparation Retardation	82	355
195	Autism	64	355
196	Elon Musk	67	352
197	Mosquitos	109	352
198	Freemium Software	127	351
199	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	347
200	Nocturia	94	347
201	Cops Transferring Departments	126	346
202	Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area	168	345
203	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	344
204	The Anchoring Effect	79	344
205	Toxic Positivity	95	344
206	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	342
207	Compelled Speech	83	341
208	Women Working at Home Depot	149	339
209	Losing Shit	91	338
210	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	337
211	Influencer Culture	45	336
212	Freeway Protesters	46	335
213	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	333
214	Adam Sessler	73	332
215	Snail-in Voting	92	331
216	Famine	47	331
217	Big Government	102	330
218	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	329
219	Women's Stories	138	328
220	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	328
221	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	325
222	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	325
223	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	325
224	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	323
225	Non-Drivers	100	322
226	"No" Erasure	147	320
227	The Emperor's New Burn	38	319
228	Tech Switcheroos	77	318
229	Long Lost Lectures	13	318
230	Suicide Baiting	120	318
231	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	317
232	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	316
233	People Who Don't Get Out of the Way	160	315
234	Girl Bosses	143	315
235	Contouring	79	315
236	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	314
237	Time Vampires	137	313
238	Shitty Shippers	105	313
239	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	313
240	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	312
241	Armchair Mechanics	15	312
242	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	311
243	Swastika Scaries	70	310
244	Tinnitus	114	309
245	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	308
246	Travel Insurance	25	308
247	Stan Culture	119	307
248	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	306
249	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	306
250	Women's Dating Advice	104	306
251	The Olympics	28	305
252	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	305
253	Epstein Blue Balls	47	305
254	The Five-Day Work Week	103	304
255	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	303
256	Tip Jar Takeover	75	303
257	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	303
258	The UK Government	106	303
259	Missed Opportunities	77	303
260	Too Many Licenses	46	302
261	Great Government Firewalls	84	299
262	Parasocial Relationships	90	299
263	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	297
264	Female Gamers	141	297
265	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	296
266	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	296
267	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	295
268	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	295
269	Initiating the Conversation	21	294
270	Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations)	187	293
271	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	293
272	Unlisted Prices	120	292
273	Stranger Danger	111	292
274	Communism	153	289
275	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	288
276	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	286
277	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	285
278	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	284
279	Living in the Ghetto	36	284
280	Domain Squatters	17	282
281	Team Guys	146	282
282	Minimum Wageslaves	49	282
283	Post Purchase Surveys	81	282
284	Pimples on Your Nose	110	282
285	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	282
286	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	282
287	Chump Syndrome	118	281
288	Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are	175	281
289	Height Discrimination	47	281
290	Gaslighting About Inflation	Bonus 31	280
291	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	280
292	Drug Dummies	97	279
293	Effective Altruism	64	279
294	Awareness	98	278
295	Fear of Negotiating	74	275
296	Intrusive Thoughts	118	275
297	Compulsive Liars	117	275
298	Land Acknowledgements	89	274
299	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	274
300	The Civil Rights Act	85	272
301	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	271
302	Fake Libertarians	103	270
303	Taylor Swift	125	270
304	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	269
305	Lag	153	268
306	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	268
307	Rickety Shit	104	268
308	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	268
309	Graduation Speeches	93	268
310	Going to the Doctor	76	267
311	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	266
312	Subsidizing Demand	154	266
313	Immigration	116	264
314	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	263
315	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	263
316	Drip Pricing	88	263
317	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	263
318	Fool's Tits	152	262
319	Cover Charges	86	262
320	Guys Who Can't Drive	165	260
321	Making Decisions	91	260
322	Home Repair	124	260
323	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	259
324	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	258
325	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	258
326	Space Tourists	5	258
327	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	258
328	Kink Personalities	79	258
329	Extreme Heat Events	45	257
330	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	257
331	Finger Pain	10	257
332	Ticketmaster	65	257
333	Cockteasing	65	256
334	The "u mad?" Game	73	256
335	Philistines	58	255
336	Starving Artists	69	255
337	Subway Performers	88	255
338	Hustlers' Universities	122	255
339	Candidates Pretending to be Human	Bonus 29	254
340	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	253
341	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	252
342	Bad Cell Service	141	251
343	Blacklists	140	250
344	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	250
345	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	249
346	Relying on Your Friends	87	247
347	Foreign Lobbyists	139	246
348	Nude Negotiators	32	245
349	Washing and Drying Long Hair	178	244
350	Apple Fanboys	127	244
351	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	244
352	Hypocrisy	87	243
353	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	243
354	The Minimum Wage	4	243
355	"Objectively"	112	243
356	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	242
357	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	242
358	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	242
359	Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal	166	242
360	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	241
361	"Right of Way" Disrespecters	170	241
362	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	241
363	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	239
364	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	236
365	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	234
366	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	234
367	USB Cables	80	234
368	Thirst Traps	81	234
369	Mandatory Milk	152	231
370	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	231
371	First Ladies	122	230
372	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	229
373	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	229
374	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	228
375	Ear Worms	29	226
376	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	226
377	My Bitch Realtor	89	226
378	Venue Cancellation	63	225
379	Pedo Jacketing	62	225
380	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	225
381	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	224
382	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	223
383	Fake Death Threats	129	223
384	Sticky Electronics	166	222
385	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	222
386	Unnecessary Censorship	171	222
387	Craigslist Complainers	21	221
388	Oakland, CA	150	221
389	Bad Shopping Carts	156	220
390	Locking Yourself Out	152	220
391	Tardy Drink Refills	92	220
392	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	218
393	Train Wrecks	78	218
394	Stupid Awards Shows	131	218
395	The Haka	164	214
396	Women in Star Wars	89	214
397	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	214
398	How Much Money is Spent on Elections	Bonus 29	214
399	Roadside Death Shrines	36	213
400	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	213
401	One Hour Meetings	143	212
402	May the 4th	88	212
403	Women Fighting in Movies	120	211
404	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	211
405	The Abuse of "Abuse"	162	211
406	Health Insurance Claim Denials	167	210
407	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	209
408	Shoulder Pain	159	209
409	Content Ratings Boards	138	208
410	Seatbelt Alarms	27	207
411	Thoughts and Prayers	74	207
412	Cute Shit	164	206
413	High People	Bonus 15	205
414	Cops Doing You a Favor	168	204
415	Tight Booths	119	204
416	Vegan Donuts	131	204
417	Activist Ice Cream	97	203
418	Activist CEOs	139	201
419	Sore Losers	163	201
420	Data Breaches	148	201
421	Lack of Fictional Bigots	161	201
422	Male Feminists	182	201
423	Not Enough Deportations	Bonus 39	200
424	Empty Retail Spaces	166	199
425	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	199
426	Fake Retirements	114	198
427	"Citation Needed"	187	198
428	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	197
429	Suction Cups	43	196
430	Vibe Coding	196	196
431	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	195
432	All The Vaccine Autism Shit	178	194
433	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	194
434	Snitches	155	193
435	The Parallel Economy	130	193
436	Confirmation Bias	125	192
437	Ghost Texts	102	189
438	Going to Work While Sick	139	189
439	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	189
440	Hoarding	134	188
441	Men With "Daddy Issues"	186	188
442	Holiday Parties	69	187
443	Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did	Bonus 35	187
444	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	187
445	Source Snobs	96	187
446	Tiny House Propaganda	117	187
447	Rental Car Insurance	154	186
448	Sensationalism	66	186
449	Side Hustles	32	186
450	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	186
451	Breast Cancer Charity Scams	169	186
452	Losing Your Tools	154	185
453	Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door	160	184
454	Rats	159	184
455	Cults	150	183
456	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	182
457	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	182
458	Boob Truthers	109	182
459	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	182
460	People Not Changing	172	182
461	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	182
462	Touchy Teachers	169	181
463	Going to the Dentist	70	180
464	Texas Legal Myths	107	180
465	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	180
466	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	180
467	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	180
468	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	180
469	Bad Day Holidays	132	180
470	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	179
471	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	179
472	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	179
473	Demographic Dummies	81	178
474	Intellectual Property Laws	40	177
475	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	177
476	Sand	178	177
477	Zoom Exhaustion	33	177
478	Idea Guys	113	176
479	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	175
480	Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill	Bonus 30	175
481	Occam's Razor	145	174
482	Blowing your Wad Early	115	173
483	Buyer's Remorse	116	173
484	Product Placement Movies	126	173
485	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	172
486	Incest Porn	32	170
487	Credit Goblins	175	169
488	Your Friends Making You Look Bad	176	169
489	Conservative Porn	121	169
490	Too Many Stop Signs	134	167
491	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	167
492	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	167
493	Premature E-Trackulation	15	166
494	Election Spam	161	166
495	Women Talking like Babies	162	166
496	Talking to the Cops	148	165
497	Downward Mobility	173	164
498	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	164
499	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	162
500	LARPing PUAs	26	162
501	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	162
502	When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One	195	162
503	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	162
504	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	161
505	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	161
506	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	160
507	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	160
508	Old Movie Action Heroes	177	160
509	Zipper Disrespecters	170	160
510	Race-Based Voice Actors	198	160
511	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	159
512	Stupid Food Trends	11	159
513	The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	185	159
514	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	158
515	Pets Stepping on Your Balls	167	158
516	Backseat Googlers	41	157
517	Paralysis of Choice	135	156
518	Power Outages	172	156
519	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	156
520	Sponsored Hate	28	155
521	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	155
522	Fake Fans	163	155
523	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	155
524	Arson Denial	172	154
525	Babysitting a Drunk	208	153
526	The Chevron Deference	146	152
527	The Voting Rights Act of 1965	Bonus 29	151
528	No Flying Cars	80	150
529	Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again	200	150
530	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	150
531	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	149
532	You Don't Get Anything For Voting	Bonus 29	148
533	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	148
534	Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine	202	148
535	Not Enough Time	232	147
536	Communist Propaganda	185	147
537	Canada	177	147
538	Non-Absorbant Napkins	177	147
539	"What the hell is wrong with me?"	188	146
540	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	146
541	Pity Party Poopers	49	146
542	Women Being "Based"	173	146
543	Talking to Drunk People	184	145
544	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	144
545	Ruined Jokes	181	144
546	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	144
547	Money Shaming	144	143
548	3D Technology	40	143
549	The Vito Wars	Bonus 31	143
550	Early Winter Darkness	Bonus 30	142
551	Celebrity Bands	55	142
552	People Who Can't Take a Joke	198	141
553	Distracted Children	130	140
554	Going to the Vet	144	140
555	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	139
556	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	139
557	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	139
558	USAID	176	138
559	Shitty Deliveries	201	138
560	Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels	196	138
561	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	138
562	Hurricanes	158	137
563	Guys Who Break Up a Fight	163	137
564	Garbage Grillers	181	136
565	Metaphor Hijacking	133	136
566	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	136
567	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	134
568	The War on Jocks	170	134
569	Asexuality	34	133
570	The Fat Lady at the Olympics	Bonus 31	133
571	Influencer Slop	157	133
572	Poison Beer (PFAS)	190	132
573	Women Drivers	215	132
574	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	132
575	Traffic Drones	189	132
576	Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment	Bonus 35	131
577	Crybaby Businesses	183	131
578	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	131
579	Cars That Look Like Cop Cars	188	130
580	Drunk Eating	56	130
581	Babies in Movies/TV Shows	197	130
582	Askholes	190	129
583	Anti DIY-ers	150	129
584	Man Face	161	129
585	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	128
586	Bad Pillows	162	128
587	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	127
588	Franchise Crossovers	62	127
589	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	126
590	Rolling Blackouts	147	126
591	The War on Porn	190	125
592	Mass Shootings	112	124
593	The Royal "We"	103	124
594	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	123
595	Not Showing Drink Prices	197	123
596	H1B Visas	210	123
597	Sports-a-phobia	59	123
598	Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets	192	122
599	Halftime Shows	78	121
600	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	121
601	Fucking Up the Landing	200	120
602	Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore	Bonus 37	119
603	Fatwas	53	119
604	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	119
605	The Myth of Food Insecurity	205	118
606	Prison Food	Bonus 26	118
607	Non-Consenual Sex Recording	174	117
608	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	117
609	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	117
610	Women Taking Shit Over	204	117
611	Airplane Seats	95	115
612	Smoking is Too Cool	27	115
613	Electoral College Deniers	161	114
614	Shows Moving From Their Normal Time	193	114
615	Battery Corrosion	94	114
616	Bad Investments	179	114
617	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	113
618	Backseat Murderers	114	113
619	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	112
620	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	112
621	The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit	Bonus 37	111
622	Dog Abuse	206	111
623	Elmo	127	110
624	Pre-Checked Boxes	162	109
625	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	109
626	OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer	Bonus 31	109
627	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	109
628	Phone Format Paste	105	108
629	Pronoun Resistance	1	108
630	Not Automatically Getting Deals	208	108
631	Crypto Karens	146	108
632	Fake Download Buttons	215	107
633	Bryan Singer	88	107
634	Jesus Dying at 33	Bonus 34	107
635	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	106
636	The 1%	184	106
637	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	105
638	Headline Death Cockteasing	181	105
639	Culture War Criminals	106	105
640	Backseat Parkers	195	105
641	Alexa Being Retarded	138	105
642	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	105
643	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	104
644	Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness	188	104
645	"What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?"	Bonus 36	104
646	Vanity Press	191	104
647	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	104
648	Sports Gambling	Bonus 32	104
649	Accent Intelligence Bias	173	104
650	Conservative Comedy	140	103
651	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	103
652	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	103
653	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	103
654	The Death of Public Dumps	195	102
655	Spoiler Nazis	36	101
656	Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	Bonus 34	101
657	Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession	Bonus 35	101
658	Subscriptions	223	100
659	Liberal Mass Shooters	201	100
660	Suicide Prevention	214	100
661	The US Postal Service	143	99
662	Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off	206	99
663	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	99
664	AI Evangelists	128	99
665	"Would"	123	98
666	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	98
667	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	98
668	Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt	209	97
669	Fake Straights	63	96
670	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	96
671	Men and Their Legacies	185	96
672	Turn the AC "Up"	157	96
673	VOCs (Everything Stinks)	211	95
674	Trivial Cheating	96	95
675	Dad's TV Addiction	Bonus 35	95
676	It's Hard To Tell	160	94
677	Not Having a Car Guy	187	94
678	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	93
679	Doomers	174	93
680	Drugs That Don't Work	213	93
681	The War on Air Conditioning	232	92
682	Feral Hogs	147	91
683	Online Naturalists	61	90
684	The Modernization of Design	202	90
685	Guys Who Won't Apologize	203	90
686	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	90
687	Somalian Shit Talking	213	90
688	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	90
689	Unnecessary Sequels	207	89
690	Fake Parking Spaces	204	89
691	Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom	186	89
692	Having to Get Multiple Estimates	211	89
693	Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes	197	89
694	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	89
695	Prison Abuse	128	89
696	Undercover Cops at Burning Man	201	88
697	Getting Rid of Grease	38	87
698	Search History	217	87
699	Pussing Out	209	86
700	Woke Museums	200	86
701	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	86
702	The Meme of Einstein	171	86
703	The Laziness of Somali Scams	216	85
704	Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In	199	84
705	Pathological Altruism	212	83
706	Everyone Wants a Piece	206	83
707	Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey	200	83
708	Eric's Billboard Chart Scam	194	83
709	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	82
710	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	82
711	Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games)	191	82
712	Trick Food Sharing	174	82
713	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	82
714	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	81
715	Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas	Bonus 38	80
716	The War on Hitler	207	80
717	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	79
718	Fake AI Typing	210	79
719	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	79
720	Prediction Markets	Bonus 39	79
721	Bill Burr	182	79
722	Slowpoke Motorcycles	163	78
723	All Technology is a Flat Rectangle	186	78
724	Homeless People Simps	219	77
725	Fantasy / Sci-Fi Disabilities	219	77
726	Compromising Your Art	218	77
727	No Voter ID	220	76
728	What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox?	199	76
729	Timing the Sides	203	76
730	Bob Dylan Worshippers	170	76
731	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	76
732	People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up	206	76
733	It's Too Hot Insider During Winter	Bonus 30	76
734	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	74
735	The Juiced Up PowerBall	214	73
736	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	73
737	Liberal Wish Fulfillment	229	73
738	The Death of the Organ	Bonus 32	73
739	Rough Teeth	107	72
740	Superman's Super Simping	Bonus 36	72
741	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	72
742	Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes	167	71
743	Satanic Panic	77	71
744	Dream Ideas	183	70
745	Cameras Everywhere	226	70
746	Bible Truthers	105	70
747	Ingratitude	179	70
748	Free Market Haters	82	69
749	Community Detachment	80	69
750	Accidental Screen Shares	129	69
751	Peladophobia	77	69
752	Gas Procrastinating	205	68
753	Low Expectations	216	67
754	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	67
755	"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	Bonus 34	67
756	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	67
757	Crappy Salsa	212	67
758	Rookie Mistakes	222	66
759	Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks)	165	66
760	Writer's Block	202	65
761	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	65
762	Fake 2D Animation	38	64
763	Women and Pop Psychology	224	64
764	False Flag Attacks	223	64
765	Game Stop	110	64
766	Delusion	205	64
767	Banning SuperChats	214	64
768	The Costco Guys	Bonus 31	63
769	"no" Autocorrect	60	63
770	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	63
771	Kars 4 Kids	228	62
772	e-Sports Hype	Bonus 32	59
773	No More 24-Hour Walmarts	225	59
774	Soldering	184	59
775	Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage	Bonus 35	59
776	Vtubers	145	58
777	Religion in Schools	137	57
778	Giving Money to Rich People	220	57
779	Friends and Family Discounts	135	57
780	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	57
781	Trans Fats	228	56
782	People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	Bonus 34	56
783	Bluetooth	40	56
784	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	55
785	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	55
786	The War on Whiteface	56	55
787	Predatory Pizza Pricing	215	54
788	Dad Little League Coach	Bonus 35	54
789	Shitty Slow Motion	16	54
790	Draft Dummies	224	54
791	Maddox's Giant Laptop	Bonus 42	54
792	Can't Pay For Your Bar Drink At The Table	218	53
793	Ballot Harvesting	230	52
794	Captain Save-A-Ho	223	52
795	Gambling	188	52
796	Cash Only Businesses	191	52
797	OCD Toasters	13	52
798	Pet Residue	213	52
799	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	52
800	Veterans Disability Compensation Program	222	52
801	Leaving the Oven On	171	51
802	Your Bro Getting a New Ho	171	51
803	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	51
804	Destiny's Dick	200	51
805	Windshield Wiper Speeds	221	50
806	Automatic Start/Stop on Cars	220	50
807	Hospitals Are Not a Luxury Experience	220	49
808	Deli Dummies	193	48
809	AI Scams	225	48
810	Internet Mafia Bosses	225	47
811	Paywalled Santas	212	47
812	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	47
813	Not Enough Leftovers	Bonus 38	46
814	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	46
815	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	46
816	Everybody is a Cancer Doctor	189	46
817	Delivery Anticipation	207	46
818	IP Theft	199	45
819	Micro USB Cables	214	45
820	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	45
821	Nazis are Too Cool	85	45
822	Pascal's Wagerers	216	45
823	The Right's Obsession with Hollywood	205	44
824	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	44
825	Event Wristbands	45	44
826	Military Suicides	56	44
827	Deficit Dummies	194	42
828	Not Enough Leftovers	116	42
829	Secret Suicides	191	42
830	The War on Doxing	169	42
831	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	41
832	Absolutely No Steroid Policies	Bonus 32	41
833	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	40
834	Horrible Bosses	226	40
835	The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment	194	40
836	Libertarians	218	40
837	Not Enough Manifest Destiny	217	38
838	Troubleshooting A Computer	209	38
839	Wil Stancil	208	38
840	Things That Are Slightly Too Hard to Fix	230	37
841	Sober October	109	36
842	Shrinking Jaws	179	35
843	CVS	201	35
844	Hitler Gave Eugenics a Bad Rap	Bonus 40	33
845	Photo Albums	192	33
846	Disabled Parking	Bonus 40	33
847	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	32
848	Frozen	Bonus 30	31
849	Chad No-Selling Maddox's Stories	Bonus 42	31
850	"Nesting"	193	31
851	Bodegas	46	31
852	Too Hard to Record Phone Calls	231	31
853	False Piss Driblets	173	30
854	The End of the Civil War	Bonus 28	30
855	Shitty Shout Outs	221	29
856	The End of Duelling	Bonus 43	29
857	Getting Out-Classed	221	29
858	Sloppy Painters	228	28
859	Too Many Sol Ringers Logos	Bonus 42	28
860	Dry Limes	229	27
861	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	27
862	Too Many Jedi	151	27
863	Super Bowl Commercials	219	26
864	Shitty Green Screen	Bonus 42	25
865	The Rapping in the Odyssey	233	25
866	"Spellers"	228	25
867	The Sun Exploding	140	25
868	Bad Turkey	Bonus 38	25
869	Young People Don't Drink	217	24
870	Sour Grapes	24	24
871	TMM (Too Much Mayo)	190	24
872	America's Lame 250th Birthday	231	24
873	UFO Conspiracies	138	23
874	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	22
875	Quirk Chungus Satan	Bonus 41	22
876	Fortnite	98	22
877	Vibe Bombing	207	21
878	Calling the Manager	203	21
879	Bad Movie Guilt	189	21
880	Hollywood Nepotism	Bonus 41	21
881	Poor Superheroes	179	20
882	Invincible is Gay	Bonus 41	20
883	Flip Flops Breaking	30	20
884	The New McDonald's Monopoly	207	19
885	Wanting Something But Not Getting It	233	19
886	Vaccine Injuries	217	19
887	Not Throwing Crutches Away	Bonus 40	19
888	Scott Adams' Cancer Spectacular	Bonus 39	19
889	Crossdressing Republicans	224	18
890	Med Spas	231	18
891	Political Door Knockers	228	16
892	The Extended Jesus Universe	Bonus 34	14
893	Too Much Viltrumite Diversity	Bonus 41	14
894	Arizona Inflation	90	13
895	The Sex Offender Registry	126	12
896	The Name of Your Podcast Was Already Taken	Bonus 42	12
897	Needing to Buy Something on Black Friday	212	10
898	The Unrealized Potential of Laser Tag	Bonus 43	9
899	DEI Conservatives	233	9
900	Video Games are Too Expensive	196	8
901	The Equals Signs in the Epstein Files	219	8
902	The Lack of Population Context in History	Bonus 43	8
903	Fear of Using the Disabled Parking Pass	Bonus 40	4
904	Sandra Oh's Pussy	Bonus 41	4
905	Lonely Monkies	222	4
906	Missle Defense Systems	192	4
907	Boring Rocket Launches	224	4
908	Mark the Cop	Bonus 41	3
909	Politeness Words	23	1
910	Soap Ejaculate	135	1
911	Halloweenies	109	1
912	Social Media Disinformation	115	0
913	Pedo Food Codes	221	0
914	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	-1
915	The Coallition of Planets Logo	Bonus 41	-1
916	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-2
917	Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In	181	-2
918	Holiday Decorations	62	-2
919	Drive Time Dilation	Bonus 41	-2
920	Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People	168	-2
921	The Early Death of President Zachary Taylor	Bonus 43	-2
922	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-3
923	Writing Checks	185	-3
924	South Park Falling Off	198	-4
925	Legal Weed	226	-4
926	Showing the Real Person at the End of a Movie	219	-6
927	Making Slop	230	-6
928	Penny Pinchers	176	-7
929	Embarrassing White Supremacists	229	-7
930	Winter Wonderlands	Bonus 30	-7
931	Stolen Valor Vigilantes	199	-8
932	The Urge to Touch Yourself	222	-8
933	Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail	200	-9
934	Armless People	Bonus 40	-11
935	Cheerleaders	Bonus 32	-12
936	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-13
937	The "White Couch Meme" Set	Bonus 42	-14
938	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-15
939	Macho Weathermen	11	-15
940	VR Chat	51	-15
941	TV Shows With More Than Four Seasons	213	-15
942	Nextdoor Apps	117	-16
943	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-16
944	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-17
945	No One Cares About Aliens	221	-17
946	Surprises	169	-18
947	Gold Guys Winning	218	-18
948	Disaster Blue Balls	160	-18
949	Canon Cops	231	-19
950	Dubs	139	-19
951	Internet Beefs	192	-19
952	Disaster Tourism	172	-19
953	Fake Graphic Designers	182	-20
954	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-21
955	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-23
956	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-23
957	Bed Sheets	201	-23
958	Wind	215	-24
959	Ending Daylight Savings Time	233	-25
960	Self-Serve Car Washes	230	-25
961	Having to be Nice to Cops	232	-26
962	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-26
963	Bad Hecklers	151	-27
964	Scooter Parking Zones	184	-27
965	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-28
966	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-29
967	Professional Wrestling	Bonus 32	-30
968	Work Holiday Parties	118	-30
969	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-31
970	Jersey Burning	63	-31
971	Legacy Characters	Bonus 36	-33
972	Mandatory Coleslaw	216	-33
973	Landscape Screenshots	224	-34
974	High Speed Train Fetishists	197	-34
975	Hospital Bill No-Payers	226	-34
976	Not Enough Tylenol	204	-35
977	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-35
978	Slow Cancer	65	-36
979	Seatbelt Laws	85	-37
980	Bad Blood	67	-37
981	Getting Passed Over For a Promotion	167	-38
982	The Myth of Hard Work	Bonus 32	-38
983	Shit in Your Drink	140	-40
984	The Olympics Raffle	225	-40
985	Counting Dead Kids	110	-40
986	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-40
987	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-41
988	Surrogacy Haters	229	-41
989	Trump People	178	-42
990	Boneless Chicken Wings	210	-43
991	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-44
992	No Way to Short the Collectibles Market	211	-44
993	Lex Luthor Was Right	Bonus 36	-44
994	People in Discord Who Cheat At Wordle	Bonus 39	-44
995	Dual Molded Lego Parts	218	-45
996	Vladimir Putin	30	-46
997	Magic: the Gathering Spiderman Set	Bonus 39	-46
998	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-48
999	Mugshot Envy	103	-49
1000	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-50
1001	Donkey Jelly	141	-50
1002	Disrespecting Comic Creators	Bonus 36	-50
1003	Prisoner Firefighters	174	-52
1004	The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth	164	-52
1005	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-53
1006	Watching a Man Drown	104	-53
1007	Very Special Episodes	91	-54
1008	Abandoning Roger Rabbit	210	-54
1009	The Superman Logo	Bonus 36	-56
1010	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-56
1011	A Never-Ending Piss	204	-57
1012	Transphobia	83	-57
1013	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-58
1014	Musician Doppelgangers	Bonus 37	-58
1015	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-61
1016	No Respect For The Good Times	198	-61
1017	Wifejak	166	-63
1018	Branded Buttons	23	-63
1019	Crack	28	-64
1020	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-64
1021	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-65
1022	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-66
1023	Buffet Anxiety	134	-66
1024	Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash	180	-67
1025	George Soros Conspiracies	Bonus 37	-67
1026	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-67
1027	Complaining About Free Media	159	-67
1028	Ozzy Osbourne's Final Concert	Bonus 39	-68
1029	Police Body Cams	183	-68
1030	The Decline in Youth Vapint	Bonus 31	-69
1031	Ellen Haters	223	-70
1032	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-71
1033	No Poop Allowed	208	-71
1034	Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes	Bonus 30	-71
1035	Realizing You Were The Bully in High School	164	-72
1036	Fireworks	194	-73
1037	Printer Ink	180	-73
1038	Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas	Bonus 31	-73
1039	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-74
1040	Too Much Pride Flag Hate	211	-74
1041	Medical Marijuana	153	-75
1042	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-76
1043	Unqualified Applicants	114	-76
1044	Lion Tamers	203	-76
1045	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-76
1046	Plushies	168	-77
1047	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-78
1048	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-78
1049	Not Enough Screen Time	232	-81
1050	Derivative Dummies	124	-81
1051	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-82
1052	Hindu Temple Haters	209	-83
1053	Horny Logic	143	-84
1054	Forgetting to Wash Your Hair	186	-85
1055	Sphere Haters	202	-85
1056	No Adult Heelys	170	-87
1057	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-89
1058	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-89
1059	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-90
1060	Local Businesses	29	-92
1061	Figure Skating	175	-92
1062	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-93
1063	Terrorism Haters	187	-93
1064	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-93
1065	Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops	189	-94
1066	American Privilege	118	-95
1067	Federal Holidays	193	-95
1068	Not Enough Indian Shit	Bonus 38	-96
1069	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-97
1070	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-97
1071	Too Long of Media	24	-98
1072	Black Israelites	63	-102
1073	Groupon Anxiety	195	-103
1074	Eye Exams	175	-106
1075	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-106
1076	$1,000 Posters	87	-106
1077	Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men)	178	-107
1078	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-107
1079	Shoelaces	158	-107
1080	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-107
1081	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-108
1082	Gamers	100	-108
1083	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-109
1084	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-109
1085	Pissphobes	84	-110
1086	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-110
1087	Killing All The Chickens	180	-110
1088	Body Shaming	151	-112
1089	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-113
1090	Cave Explorers	154	-114
1091	Bad Snaps	125	-115
1092	Parental Wisdom	93	-115
1093	The Barbie Movie	101	-115
1094	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-116
1095	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-118
1096	NFT Haters	95	-119
1097	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-119
1098	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-122
1099	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-122
1100	National Parks	132	-123
1101	Making Up Laws	Bonus 33	-126
1102	Block Babies	102	-127
1103	Different Races	Bonus 4	-129
1104	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-133
1105	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-139
1106	Nostalgia 64	111	-141
1107	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-141
1108	Private Wi-Fis	126	-143
1109	Fan Entitlement	70	-143
1110	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-147
1111	Getting Idioms Wrong	Bonus 33	-148
1112	Gay Denial	196	-149
1113	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-151
1114	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-152
1115	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-152
1116	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-154
1117	Lack of Receipts	Bonus 33	-154
1118	Lingering Holidays	156	-155
1119	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-160
1120	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-163
1121	Public Urination Laws	14	-166
1122	Using Stock Photography Wrong	Bonus 33	-167
1123	Cynicism	180	-170
1124	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-175
1125	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-177
1126	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-178
1127	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-192
1128	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-198
1129	Kink Shaming	35	-199
1130	Surrogacy Haters	119	-200
1131	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-200
1132	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-201
1133	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-201
1134	Shoulder Nipples	71	-204
1135	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-214
1136	Fingernail Piles	121	-220
1137	Canon Cops	43	-221
1138	The Transgender Military Ban	177	-241
1139	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-248
1140	False False Flags	72	-250
1141	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-259
1142	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-271
1143	Disability Discrimination	35	-283
1144	Email	60	-283
1145	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-289
1146	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-291
1147	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-292
1148	Not Enough Seanies	39	-299
1149	Night Pooping	94	-308
1150	Digital Piracy	165	-327
1151	Ratchet Straps	54	-330
1152	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-332
1153	Futurama Fans	31	-356
1154	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-358
1155	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-363
1156	Evolution	48	-369
1157	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-371
1158	Baby Lovers	136	-408
1159	Anti-Semitism	60	-411
1160	Cum	71	-452
1161	Hitler	68	-493
1162	French Fries	Bonus 10	-708
1163	"You Voted For This"	25	-819
1164	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-963
1165	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-980
1166	Puppets	7	-1218
1167	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1297
1168	COVID Deniers	5	-1914