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This Week

Crappy Salsa 12
Pathological Altruism 10
Paywalled Santas 3
Needing to Buy Something on Black Friday 1

Latest Bonus Episode

Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas 32
Not Enough Leftovers 19
Bad Turkey 5
Not Enough Indian Shit -32

All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Woke Marketing 1 4361
2 Fat Brain 2 3877
3 Chinese Aporogies 3 3343
4 Too Much Pride 4 2582
5 "Disinformation" 3 2246
6 The N-Word Defense 5 2106
7 Late Rape 10 2054
8 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 2001
9 Tattle Tales 10 1861
10 Seth Rogen 19 1800
11 The War on Blackface 2 1709
12 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1674
13 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 1607
14 Scientism 7 1532
15 Millionaire Socialists 8 1415
16 Payment Processors 8 1387
17 Child Advocates 4 1266
18 Nuclear-phobia 14 1237
19 Women Running Education Bonus 9 1223
20 The IRS 52 1140
21 Deinstitutionalization 6 1119
22 Inflation 24 1099
23 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 1061
24 Pedophiles 29 1000
25 Fake News 13 981
26 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 950
27 YouTube Role Models 5 939
28 Goth Erasure 8 908
29 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 894
30 Forced Diversity in Film 24 889
31 Prison Rape 7 885
32 Diversity Extortion Mafias 131 857
33 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 827
34 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 825
35 Kangaroo Courts 51 823
36 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 820
37 Trans Athletes 10 814
38 Edgy Reboots 3 806
39 The Cowardice of Women 26 796
40 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 781
41 No-Knock Raids 28 767
42 Getting Your Order Wrong Bonus 10 763
43 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 760
44 Charger Not Included 15 746
45 Regret 4 736
46 No Hot Girls in Your Class Bonus 9 725
47 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 715
48 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 705
49 The War on Anonymity 68 704
50 Social Malware 14 704
51 Installing Console Games 12 698
52 Political Scientists 26 697
53 The Homeless 80 691
54 Womansplaining 53 669
55 Circumcision Apologists 59 663
56 Holocaust Metaphors 9 660
57 Conservatives 67 651
58 Women's Tears 37 648
59 Going Back to Work 22 642
60 Testicular Torsion 19 639
61 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 638
62 Family Court 16 630
63 School Starts Too Early Bonus 9 627
64 Comply Guys 52 619
65 Gun Control 15 614
66 Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything" 136 610
67 Lack of Bidets 2 608
68 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 604
69 Rent is Too Damn High 48 594
70 The Death of the Dollar Menu Bonus 10 586
71 Waiting Bonus 1 583
72 Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging 136 582
73 Sustainability 11 577
74 Swatting 48 564
75 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 562
76 Pussy Cops 42 561
77 Eldercare 25 560
78 Civil Forfeiture 20 556
79 Media Consolidation 36 549
80 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 543
81 Empty Parking Lots 111 540
82 Parking Idlers 42 539
83 Short Attention Spans 86 536
84 Fake Neurodivergence 40 535
85 Political Canonizations 17 532
86 "Buy the Dip" 1 531
87 Corporate Bootlicking 60 522
88 Nuclear War 30 521
89 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 519
90 Silencing the User 16 519
91 The National Debt 27 518
92 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 517
93 Indoctrinating Children 33 516
94 Boycotts of the Week 35 514
95 Animal Abuse 50 511
96 Bad Jannies 26 506
97 The De-Sexification of Media 71 505
98 Social Media 55 501
99 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 501
100 Sleep Deprivation 32 500
101 Live Action Anime 19 494
102 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 489
103 Inventing Black Inventors 27 485
104 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 484
105 Two-Factor Authentication 6 481
106 Big Leaguing 121 480
107 Student Debt Repayment 54 480
108 Plea Deals 105 479
109 Women Always Having to Win Arguments 142 474
110 Master Erasure 12 473
111 Silver Alerts 6 464
112 Manliness Gurus 71 463
113 Woke Unions 16 461
114 George Soros District Attorneys 94 450
115 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 448
116 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 448
117 Theater Kids 56 447
118 Cash Bail 18 445
119 Columbus Hate 12 444
120 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 443
121 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 441
122 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 439
123 No More Comedies 37 438
124 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 437
125 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 437
126 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 436
127 Female Comedy Writers 54 435
128 Common Core Math 127 433
129 Picky Parkers 7 432
130 Overly Courteous Drivers 50 432
131 Deadname Drama 53 430
132 Wrongful Convictions 136 430
133 Speed Traps 133 430
134 Broken Bones 25 429
135 Game Journalists 50 428
136 Blindness 22 428
137 Funko Pops 18 426
138 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 425
139 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 423
140 Onmibus Spending Bills 70 423
141 Cash Register Solicitations 39 421
142 Throwing Your Back Out 128 419
143 Shorter Attention Spans 57 418
144 Charity Fraud 96 417
145 DEI 122 415
146 Wellness Checks 58 414
147 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 414
148 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 414
149 Robocallers 125 411
150 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 410
151 Democracy Bonus 2 408
152 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 408
153 The War on Drugs 142 404
154 Child Support 61 404
155 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 404
156 Bread Tacos 31 402
157 Vito's Twitter Account 23 402
158 Loud Music at Bars 83 400
159 Hate Hoaxes 43 398
160 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 395
161 Whiny Waiters 83 394
162 Food Going Bad 93 393
163 Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru Bonus 10 393
164 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 393
165 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 391
166 Live Service Video Games 123 389
167 The SEC 99 387
168 Mobile-Only Websites 52 387
169 "Love Bombing" 34 385
170 Appealing to the Chinese Market Bonus 22 385
171 Uninformed Voters 76 385
172 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 380
173 Easy Mode Activists 33 378
174 Wil Wheaton 127 378
175 Unrealistic Expectations 42 377
176 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 375
177 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 371
178 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 370
179 Stock Market Morons 86 368
180 The Gas Stove Ban 73 364
181 SSRIs 49 363
182 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 362
183 Artificial Scarcity 94 362
184 Bad Neighbors 110 362
185 Guys Getting in Fights Over Women 137 361
186 Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally 156 360
187 e-Whores 72 359
188 Amber Heard Supporters 44 359
189 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 356
190 Keyboard Warriors 31 356
191 Generation of Sexless Idiots 132 356
192 Laws That Make You Lie 34 355
193 Simulation Theory 9 354
194 Autism 64 354
195 Reparation Retardation 82 353
196 Elon Musk 67 348
197 Freemium Software 127 348
198 Mosquitos 109 348
199 Cops Transferring Departments 126 346
200 Nocturia 94 345
201 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 344
202 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 343
203 The Anchoring Effect 79 343
204 Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area 168 342
205 Toxic Positivity 95 342
206 Compelled Speech 83 339
207 No Masturbation in Prison Bonus 26 337
208 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 336
209 Losing Shit 91 335
210 Adam Sessler 73 334
211 Freeway Protesters 46 334
212 Influencer Culture 45 333
213 Women Working at Home Depot 149 332
214 Famine 47 330
215 Snail-in Voting 92 329
216 Big Government 102 328
217 Chips Breaking in the Dip 128 327
218 The Female Dating Strategy Podcast 68 326
219 People Taking Too Long On Their Turn Bonus 27 325
220 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 324
221 Non-Drivers 100 323
222 Women's Stories 138 323
223 Credit Card Interest Rates 157 323
224 Finding the Edge on Packing Tape 62 321
225 The Emperor's New Burn 38 321
226 Mothers Against Drunk Driving Bonus 25 319
227 Suicide Baiting 120 317
228 "No" Erasure 147 317
229 Tech Switcheroos 77 317
230 Long Lost Lectures 13 317
231 Getting Band-Aids Wet 57 314
232 Shitty Shippers 105 313
233 Armchair Mechanics 15 313
234 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 313
235 People Who Don't Get Out of the Way 160 312
236 Creepy Targeted Ads 54 312
237 Contouring 79 312
238 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 312
239 Girl Bosses 143 310
240 Time Vampires 137 309
241 Badly Timed Traffic Lights 66 309
242 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 309
243 Swastika Scaries 70 308
244 Tinnitus 114 307
245 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 307
246 Travel Insurance 25 306
247 Women's Dating Advice 104 306
248 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 305
249 The Olympics 28 305
250 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 305
251 The Five-Day Work Week 103 305
252 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 304
253 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 304
254 Stan Culture 119 304
255 Epstein Blue Balls 47 304
256 Tip Jar Takeover 75 302
257 Missed Opportunities 77 301
258 Too Many Licenses 46 300
259 The UK Government 106 300
260 Single Mothers Bonus 25 299
261 In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move 129 298
262 Parasocial Relationships 90 298
263 Great Government Firewalls 84 297
264 Female Gamers 141 296
265 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 295
266 Billionaire Bootlickers 69 293
267 Corporate Sponsored Memes 134 292
268 Getting Sick During Time Off 66 292
269 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 292
270 Initiating the Conversation 21 291
271 Stranger Danger 111 291
272 Unlisted Prices 120 288
273 Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse 133 288
274 Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations) 187 286
275 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 285
276 Communism 153 285
277 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 284
278 Domain Squatters 17 284
279 Microplastics in Your Balls 142 283
280 Living in the Ghetto 36 283
281 Ignoring Driving Signals 124 281
282 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 281
283 Post Purchase Surveys 81 281
284 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 281
285 Minimum Wageslaves 49 281
286 Pimples on Your Nose 110 280
287 Chump Syndrome 118 280
288 Height Discrimination 47 280
289 Team Guys 146 279
290 Drug Dummies 97 278
291 Effective Altruism 64 277
292 Awareness 98 277
293 Fear of Negotiating 74 274
294 Intrusive Thoughts 118 274
295 Gaslighting About Inflation Bonus 31 273
296 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 273
297 Land Acknowledgements 89 272
298 Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are 175 271
299 Compulsive Liars 117 270
300 The Civil Rights Act 85 270
301 Taylor Swift 125 270
302 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 269
303 Fake Libertarians 103 269
304 Lag 153 268
305 Rickety Shit 104 267
306 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 267
307 Going to the Doctor 76 266
308 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 266
309 Failing to Complete an Errand 129 266
310 Graduation Speeches 93 266
311 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 264
312 Immigration 116 263
313 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 263
314 Subsidizing Demand 154 263
315 Cover Charges 86 261
316 Drip Pricing 88 261
317 Not Enough Belts Bonus 23 260
318 Fool's Tits 152 260
319 Unnecessary Safety Warnings 63 260
320 Guys Who Can't Drive 165 260
321 Home Repair 124 260
322 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 258
323 Making Decisions 91 258
324 Kink Personalities 79 257
325 Extreme Heat Events 45 256
326 The Disappointment of AI Bonus 21 256
327 Space Tourists 5 256
328 Long Goodbyes Bonus 28 256
329 For Profit Prisons Bonus 26 255
330 The "u mad?" Game 73 255
331 Subway Performers 88 255
332 Ticketmaster 65 255
333 Philistines 58 254
334 Starving Artists 69 254
335 Chinese Apps Bonus 22 254
336 Hustlers' Universities 122 253
337 Cockteasing 65 252
338 Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard 58 252
339 Bad Cell Service 141 251
340 Finger Pain 10 251
341 Blacklists 140 249
342 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 249
343 People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane 64 248
344 Candidates Pretending to be Human Bonus 29 247
345 Fake Transparent PNGs 130 246
346 Foreign Lobbyists 139 245
347 Relying on Your Friends 87 245
348 Nude Negotiators 32 245
349 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 243
350 The Minimum Wage 4 243
351 Hypocrisy 87 242
352 Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal 166 242
353 Apple Fanboys 127 242
354 "Objectively" 112 242
355 Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away Bonus 25 241
356 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 240
357 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 240
358 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 240
359 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 240
360 Washing and Drying Long Hair 178 240
361 "Right of Way" Disrespecters 170 239
362 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 239
363 No Toilet Privacy Bonus 26 237
364 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 236
365 Too Many Twinks Bonus 23 235
366 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 232
367 USB Cables 80 232
368 Thirst Traps 81 231
369 Mandatory Milk 152 229
370 First Ladies 122 228
371 Patting Yourself on the Back 132 228
372 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 228
373 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 227
374 Women Co-opting Slurs 145 226
375 Comics Shit Bonus 18 226
376 Ear Worms 29 226
377 My Bitch Realtor 89 224
378 Pedo Jacketing 62 224
379 Venue Cancellation 63 223
380 "Aw Hell Nah." 155 222
381 Fake Death Threats 129 222
382 "He Didn't Do Nothing 158 221
383 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 221
384 Sticky Electronics 166 221
385 Craigslist Complainers 21 220
386 Tardy Drink Refills 92 219
387 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 219
388 Bad Shopping Carts 156 218
389 Unnecessary Censorship 171 217
390 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 217
391 Train Wrecks 78 217
392 Locking Yourself Out 152 217
393 Oakland, CA 150 217
394 Stupid Awards Shows 131 215
395 Keemstar's Thin Skin 135 213
396 Women in Star Wars 89 212
397 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 212
398 Roadside Death Shrines 36 212
399 The Haka 164 211
400 Women Fighting in Movies 120 210
401 "How Was School?" Bonus 25 210
402 How Much Money is Spent on Elections Bonus 29 210
403 One Hour Meetings 143 209
404 The Abuse of "Abuse" 162 209
405 May the 4th 88 208
406 Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat 148 207
407 Health Insurance Claim Denials 167 206
408 Seatbelt Alarms 27 206
409 Thoughts and Prayers 74 206
410 Shoulder Pain 159 206
411 Content Ratings Boards 138 205
412 Cops Doing You a Favor 168 204
413 Vegan Donuts 131 204
414 High People Bonus 15 204
415 Tight Booths 119 203
416 Activist Ice Cream 97 202
417 Lack of Fictional Bigots 161 200
418 Activist CEOs 139 200
419 Data Breaches 148 200
420 Christmas Truthers Bonus 11 199
421 Sore Losers 163 199
422 Cute Shit 164 199
423 Empty Retail Spaces 166 198
424 Male Feminists 182 198
425 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 197
426 Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons 149 196
427 Suction Cups 43 196
428 "Citation Needed" 187 195
429 Fake Retirements 114 194
430 All The Vaccine Autism Shit 178 193
431 The Parallel Economy 130 192
432 Snitches 155 191
433 Forced Christmas Memes Bonus 11 191
434 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 191
435 Confirmation Bias 125 190
436 Ghost Texts 102 189
437 Vibe Coding 196 188
438 Going to Work While Sick 139 186
439 The Alt-Tab Death Spiral 47 186
440 Source Snobs 96 186
441 Breast Cancer Charity Scams 169 185
442 Hoarding 134 185
443 Men With "Daddy Issues" 186 185
444 Sensationalism 66 185
445 Side Hustles 32 185
446 Holiday Parties 69 184
447 Forgetting Things When You Travel 142 184
448 Losing Your Tools 154 184
449 Tiny House Propaganda 117 184
450 Rats 159 183
451 Touchy Teachers 169 182
452 Rental Car Insurance 154 182
453 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 181
454 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 181
455 Boob Truthers 109 181
456 Music Videos Disguised as Movies 61 181
457 Forgetting Someone's Name 148 181
458 Cults 150 181
459 Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle 146 180
460 Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door 160 180
461 Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did Bonus 35 180
462 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 179
463 Changed Passwords Not Saving 52 179
464 Texas Legal Myths 107 179
465 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 179
466 Going to the Dentist 70 178
467 Bad Day Holidays 132 178
468 Ending Fake-Outs Bonus 28 178
469 Bad Candy Bonus 19 178
470 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 177
471 Demographic Dummies 81 177
472 People Not Changing 172 177
473 Intellectual Property Laws 40 176
474 Zoom Exhaustion 33 176
475 Seasonal Affective Disorder Bonus 11 175
476 Sand 178 175
477 Idea Guys 113 174
478 Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill Bonus 30 172
479 Product Placement Movies 126 172
480 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 172
481 Blowing your Wad Early 115 171
482 Occam's Razor 145 171
483 Incest Porn 32 171
484 Buyer's Remorse 116 171
485 Conservative Porn 121 170
486 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 168
487 Too Many Stop Signs 134 167
488 Credit Goblins 175 167
489 Figuring Out When to Leave Events Bonus 28 167
490 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 166
491 Women Talking like Babies 162 165
492 Premature E-Trackulation 15 165
493 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 164
494 Your Friends Making You Look Bad 176 164
495 Election Spam 161 164
496 Downward Mobility 173 163
497 Talking to the Cops 148 163
498 Burger Tribalism Bonus 10 162
499 Fear of Self-Promotion 59 161
500 LARPing PUAs 26 161
501 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 161
502 Old Movie Action Heroes 177 160
503 Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts Bonus 23 160
504 Zipper Disrespecters 170 159
505 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 159
506 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 158
507 Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 55 157
508 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 157
509 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 157
510 Stupid Food Trends 11 157
511 Pets Stepping on Your Balls 167 157
512 When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One 195 157
513 Refusal to Wear the Hijab 57 157
514 The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy 185 156
515 Paralysis of Choice 135 156
516 Race-Based Voice Actors 198 155
517 Backseat Googlers 41 155
518 Sponsored Hate 28 154
519 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 154
520 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 154
521 Power Outages 172 154
522 Fake Fans 163 153
523 Arson Denial 172 152
524 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 151
525 The Chevron Deference 146 150
526 No Flying Cars 80 148
527 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 148
528 The Voting Rights Act of 1965 Bonus 29 148
529 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 147
530 You Don't Get Anything For Voting Bonus 29 147
531 "What the hell is wrong with me?" 188 146
532 Prison Rape Jokes Bonus 26 146
533 Canada 177 146
534 Women Being "Based" 173 145
535 Babysitting a Drunk 208 145
536 Pity Party Poopers 49 145
537 Communist Propaganda 185 145
538 Talking to Drunk People 184 144
539 The Vito Wars Bonus 31 144
540 No Respect for Engineers Bonus 24 143
541 Non-Absorbant Napkins 177 143
542 Ruined Jokes 181 143
543 People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs 156 142
544 Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again 200 142
545 3D Technology 40 141
546 Money Shaming 144 141
547 Celebrity Bands 55 140
548 Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine 202 139
549 Distracted Children 130 139
550 Going to the Vet 144 139
551 Mandatory Evacuation Orders 58 138
552 Early Winter Darkness Bonus 30 137
553 People Who Can't Take a Joke 198 137
554 Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels 196 136
555 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 136
556 Hurricanes 158 136
557 Metaphor Hijacking 133 136
558 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 135
559 USAID 176 135
560 The War on Jocks 170 135
561 Anti-Woke Marketing 51 135
562 Guys Who Break Up a Fight 163 135
563 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 134
564 Garbage Grillers 181 134
565 The Boy Who Cried AI 158 133
566 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 132
567 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 132
568 Shitty Deliveries 201 132
569 Asexuality 34 131
570 Influencer Slop 157 130
571 Traffic Drones 189 130
572 Crybaby Businesses 183 130
573 Drunk Eating 56 130
574 Poison Beer (PFAS) 190 130
575 The Fat Lady at the Olympics Bonus 31 129
576 Man Face 161 128
577 Franchise Crossovers 62 128
578 Askholes 190 128
579 Anti DIY-ers 150 128
580 Enslaving Indie Directors 64 127
581 Cars That Look Like Cop Cars 188 127
582 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 126
583 Bad Pillows 162 125
584 Rolling Blackouts 147 125
585 Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment Bonus 35 125
586 Babies in Movies/TV Shows 197 124
587 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 123
588 Mass Shootings 112 123
589 The War on Porn 190 123
590 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 122
591 Sports-a-phobia 59 122
592 The Royal "We" 103 121
593 Halftime Shows 78 120
594 Bright Lights in Prison Bonus 26 120
595 TV Episodes Without the Main Character 151 119
596 Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets 192 119
597 Fatwas 53 118
598 Non-Consenual Sex Recording 174 118
599 Prison Food Bonus 26 118
600 The Myth of Food Insecurity 205 116
601 Shows Moving From Their Normal Time 193 116
602 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 116
603 Not Showing Drink Prices 197 115
604 Smoking is Too Cool 27 115
605 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 115
606 Battery Corrosion 94 114
607 Bad Investments 179 113
608 Airplane Seats 95 113
609 Fucking Up the Landing 200 113
610 Electoral College Deniers 161 113
611 Fake Food Freak-Outs 137 113
612 "We Have McDonald's At Home" Bonus 25 112
613 Pronoun Resistance 1 112
614 The Destruction of Alt Journalism 129 112
615 Women Taking Shit Over 204 111
616 Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore Bonus 37 111
617 Backseat Murderers 114 111
618 The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit Bonus 37 110
619 Elmo 127 109
620 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 109
621 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 109
622 OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer Bonus 31 108
623 H1B Visas 210 108
624 Jesus Dying at 33 Bonus 34 107
625 Bryan Singer 88 107
626 Dog Abuse 206 107
627 "One More Day" Bonus 16 106
628 GameStop Stock Bonus 3 106
629 Phone Format Paste 105 106
630 Pre-Checked Boxes 162 106
631 The Biggest Problem TV Treatment Bonus 21 105
632 Headline Death Cockteasing 181 105
633 Culture War Criminals 106 105
634 Alexa Being Retarded 138 105
635 Crypto Karens 146 105
636 Sports Gambling Bonus 32 104
637 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 104
638 Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness 188 104
639 People Who Steal Your Stories 150 104
640 Fake Video Game Endings Bonus 28 103
641 Accent Intelligence Bias 173 103
642 The 1% 184 103
643 "What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?" Bonus 36 103
644 Conservative Comedy 140 103
645 Backseat Parkers 195 102
646 Not Enough Apolcaypse Bonus 24 102
647 Not Getting Drugs on Halloween 61 102
648 Spoiler Nazis 36 101
649 Vanity Press 191 101
650 The US Postal Service 143 100
651 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 99
652 Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion Bonus 34 99
653 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 99
654 Not Automatically Getting Deals 208 99
655 "Would" 123 98
656 Pro-Spider Propaganda 65 98
657 AI Evangelists 128 97
658 Trivial Cheating 96 97
659 The Death of Public Dumps 195 97
660 Fake Straights 63 96
661 Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession Bonus 35 96
662 Men and Their Legacies 185 95
663 Liberal Mass Shooters 201 95
664 Not Having a Car Guy 187 95
665 Everything is a Mess Bonus 24 94
666 Turn the AC "Up" 157 93
667 Doomers 174 93
668 Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt 209 92
669 It's Hard To Tell 160 92
670 Feral Hogs 147 91
671 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 91
672 Online Naturalists 61 90
673 Dad's TV Addiction Bonus 35 90
674 Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off 206 90
675 Prison Abuse 128 90
676 Chinese Lady-Bots Bonus 22 90
677 Back in School Nightmares Bonus 9 89
678 Getting Rid of Grease 38 88
679 Guys Who Won't Apologize 203 88
680 The Meme of Einstein 171 87
681 Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom 186 86
682 Undercover Cops at Burning Man 201 86
683 Smug Doomsday Preppers Bonus 24 86
684 Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes 197 86
685 The War in Gaza Bonus 21 85
686 The Modernization of Design 202 84
687 Masturbation Monitor Bonus 25 84
688 The Bud Light Boycott Bonus 21 83
689 Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey 200 82
690 Fake Parking Spaces 204 82
691 Son of Sam Laws Bonus 26 82
692 Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In 199 82
693 Trick Food Sharing 174 82
694 Eric's Billboard Chart Scam 194 81
695 Unnecessary Sequels 207 81
696 Pussing Out 209 81
697 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 80
698 Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games) 191 80
699 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 79
700 Woke Museums 200 79
701 Everyone Wants a Piece 206 78
702 Bill Burr 182 77
703 Slowpoke Motorcycles 163 77
704 All Technology is a Flat Rectangle 186 77
705 Missing McDonald's Breakfast Bonus 10 77
706 Scuffed Up Rares Bonus 27 76
707 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 75
708 VOCs (Everything Stinks) 211 75
709 Bob Dylan Worshippers 170 75
710 Authentic Chinese Food Bonus 22 75
711 It's Too Hot Insider During Winter Bonus 30 75
712 What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox? 199 74
713 Having to Get Multiple Estimates 211 74
714 The Death of the Organ Bonus 32 72
715 Rough Teeth 107 72
716 Timing the Sides 203 72
717 The War on Hitler 207 71
718 Free Market Haters 82 71
719 Peladophobia 77 71
720 Posting Pictures of Steak Online 144 71
721 Satanic Panic 77 70
722 Ingratitude 179 70
723 Bible Truthers 105 70
724 Dream Ideas 183 69
725 Community Detachment 80 69
726 Accidental Screen Shares 129 69
727 People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up 206 68
728 Superman's Super Simping Bonus 36 68
729 Shared Universes Bonus 18 67
730 Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes 167 67
731 Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks) 165 67
732 Magical Teenagers Bonus 23 66
733 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 66
734 Gas Procrastinating 205 66
735 "The Greatest Story Ever Told" Bonus 34 66
736 Fake AI Typing 210 64
737 The Costco Guys Bonus 31 64
738 Fake 2D Animation 38 63
739 "no" Autocorrect 60 63
740 Virtual Restaurant Brands 23 63
741 Game Stop 110 63
742 Delusion 205 60
743 Writer's Block 202 60
744 e-Sports Hype Bonus 32 60
745 Friends and Family Discounts 135 59
746 People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King" Bonus 34 58
747 Bluetooth 40 58
748 Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage Bonus 35 57
749 Star Wars Reviews Bonus 6 57
750 Religion in Schools 137 57
751 Soldering 184 57
752 Vtubers 145 55
753 Kid Christmas Pageants 21 55
754 Ambiguous Endings Bonus 28 55
755 The War on Whiteface 56 55
756 Shitty Slow Motion 16 54
757 Gambling 188 53
758 OCD Toasters 13 51
759 Leaving the Oven On 171 50
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