The Problems

This Week

Veterans Disability Compensation Program	18
Rookie Mistakes	17
Lonely Monkies	7
The Urge to Touch Yourself	0

Latest Bonus Episode

Not Throwing Crutches Away	9
Disabled Parking	8
Hitler Gave Eugenics a Bad Rap	4
Fear of Using the Disabled Parking Pass	4
Armless People	3

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4383
2	Fat Brain	2	3898
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3350
4	Too Much Pride	4	2594
5	"Disinformation"	3	2255
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2124
7	Late Rape	10	2068
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	2011
9	Tattle Tales	10	1865
10	Seth Rogen	19	1808
11	The War on Blackface	2	1714
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1676
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1612
14	Scientism	7	1537
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1423
16	Payment Processors	8	1391
17	Child Advocates	4	1270
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1242
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1232
20	The IRS	52	1148
21	Deinstitutionalization	6	1122
22	Inflation	24	1104
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1065
24	Pedophiles	29	1004
25	Fake News	13	985
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	954
27	YouTube Role Models	5	943
28	Goth Erasure	8	911
29	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	902
30	Forced Diversity in Film	24	896
31	Prison Rape	7	891
32	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	864
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	833
34	Kangaroo Courts	51	827
35	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	826
36	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	825
37	Trans Athletes	10	815
38	Edgy Reboots	3	807
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	803
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	784
41	No-Knock Raids	28	776
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	770
43	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	760
44	Charger Not Included	15	753
45	Regret	4	740
46	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	727
47	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	724
48	The War on Anonymity	68	711
49	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	710
50	Social Malware	14	705
51	Political Scientists	26	700
52	Installing Console Games	12	700
53	The Homeless	80	696
54	Womansplaining	53	672
55	Circumcision Apologists	59	664
56	Holocaust Metaphors	9	660
57	Women's Tears	37	653
58	Conservatives	67	651
59	Going Back to Work	22	648
60	Testicular Torsion	19	646
61	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	637
62	Family Court	16	636
63	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	627
64	Comply Guys	52	622
65	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	619
66	Gun Control	15	616
67	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	614
68	Lack of Bidets	2	610
69	Rent is Too Damn High	48	601
70	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	591
71	Waiting	Bonus 1	588
72	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	588
73	Sustainability	11	578
74	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	571
75	Swatting	48	568
76	Pussy Cops	42	566
77	Eldercare	25	564
78	Civil Forfeiture	20	561
79	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	552
80	Media Consolidation	36	550
81	Parking Idlers	42	542
82	Empty Parking Lots	111	541
83	Fake Neurodivergence	40	540
84	Short Attention Spans	86	539
85	Political Canonizations	17	532
86	"Buy the Dip"	1	531
87	Corporate Bootlicking	60	524
88	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	522
89	Nuclear War	30	521
90	Silencing the User	16	521
91	The National Debt	27	520
92	Indoctrinating Children	33	520
93	Animal Abuse	50	516
94	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	516
95	Boycotts of the Week	35	516
96	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	509
97	Bad Jannies	26	509
98	The De-Sexification of Media	71	508
99	Sleep Deprivation	32	507
100	Social Media	55	505
101	Live Action Anime	19	496
102	Inventing Black Inventors	27	491
103	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	488
104	Plea Deals	105	486
105	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	485
106	Big Leaguing	121	483
107	Two-Factor Authentication	6	482
108	Student Debt Repayment	54	482
109	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	481
110	Master Erasure	12	475
111	Manliness Gurus	71	470
112	Woke Unions	16	466
113	Silver Alerts	6	464
114	George Soros District Attorneys	94	456
115	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	453
116	Theater Kids	56	451
117	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	448
118	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	447
119	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	446
120	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	446
121	Cash Bail	18	446
122	Columbus Hate	12	445
123	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	443
124	No More Comedies	37	442
125	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	442
126	Female Comedy Writers	54	441
127	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	437
128	Common Core Math	127	436
129	Speed Traps	133	435
130	Picky Parkers	7	433
131	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	433
132	Deadname Drama	53	432
133	Game Journalists	50	432
134	Wrongful Convictions	136	432
135	Broken Bones	25	431
136	Funko Pops	18	428
137	Blindness	22	428
138	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	427
139	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	425
140	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	425
141	Cash Register Solicitations	39	425
142	Throwing Your Back Out	128	423
143	Shorter Attention Spans	57	421
144	Charity Fraud	96	420
145	DEI	122	419
146	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	416
147	Wellness Checks	58	415
148	Robocallers	125	415
149	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	415
150	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	414
151	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	410
152	Democracy	Bonus 2	409
153	The War on Drugs	142	408
154	Child Support	61	408
155	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	405
156	Vito's Twitter Account	23	404
157	Bread Tacos	31	402
158	Loud Music at Bars	83	402
159	Hate Hoaxes	43	400
160	Whiny Waiters	83	397
161	Food Going Bad	93	396
162	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	396
163	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	396
164	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	395
165	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	392
166	Live Service Video Games	123	391
167	The SEC	99	390
168	Mobile-Only Websites	52	388
169	"Love Bombing"	34	387
170	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	387
171	Uninformed Voters	76	387
172	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	384
173	Wil Wheaton	127	381
174	Easy Mode Activists	33	380
175	Unrealistic Expectations	42	380
176	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	379
177	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	375
178	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	373
179	Stock Market Morons	86	370
180	Bad Neighbors	110	366
181	The Gas Stove Ban	73	366
182	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	365
183	e-Whores	72	364
184	Artificial Scarcity	94	364
185	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	364
186	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	363
187	SSRIs	49	363
188	Amber Heard Supporters	44	362
189	Keyboard Warriors	31	358
190	Simulation Theory	9	358
191	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	358
192	Laws That Make You Lie	34	357
193	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	355
194	Reparation Retardation	82	355
195	Autism	64	355
196	Mosquitos	109	352
197	Elon Musk	67	351
198	Freemium Software	127	350
199	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	347
200	Nocturia	94	347
201	Cops Transferring Departments	126	346
202	Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area	168	345
203	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	344
204	The Anchoring Effect	79	344
205	Toxic Positivity	95	344
206	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	341
207	Compelled Speech	83	341
208	Losing Shit	91	338
209	Women Working at Home Depot	149	338
210	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	338
211	Influencer Culture	45	335
212	Freeway Protesters	46	335
213	Adam Sessler	73	332
214	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	331
215	Snail-in Voting	92	331
216	Famine	47	331
217	Big Government	102	329
218	Women's Stories	138	328
219	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	328
220	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	326
221	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	325
222	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	324
223	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	324
224	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	323
225	Non-Drivers	100	322
226	"No" Erasure	147	320
227	The Emperor's New Burn	38	319
228	Suicide Baiting	120	318
229	Tech Switcheroos	77	318
230	Long Lost Lectures	13	318
231	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	316
232	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	315
233	Girl Bosses	143	314
234	People Who Don't Get Out of the Way	160	314
235	Contouring	79	314
236	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	314
237	Shitty Shippers	105	313
238	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	313
239	Time Vampires	137	312
240	Armchair Mechanics	15	312
241	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	311
242	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	311
243	Swastika Scaries	70	310
244	Tinnitus	114	309
245	Travel Insurance	25	308
246	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	307
247	Stan Culture	119	307
248	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	307
249	The Olympics	28	306
250	Women's Dating Advice	104	306
251	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	305
252	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	305
253	Epstein Blue Balls	47	305
254	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	304
255	Tip Jar Takeover	75	303
256	The UK Government	106	303
257	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	303
258	The Five-Day Work Week	103	303
259	Missed Opportunities	77	303
260	Too Many Licenses	46	302
261	Great Government Firewalls	84	299
262	Parasocial Relationships	90	299
263	Female Gamers	141	297
264	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	296
265	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	295
266	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	295
267	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	295
268	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	294
269	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	294
270	Initiating the Conversation	21	293
271	Stranger Danger	111	293
272	Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations)	187	292
273	Unlisted Prices	120	291
274	Communism	153	288
275	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	288
276	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	286
277	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	286
278	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	284
279	Living in the Ghetto	36	284
280	Domain Squatters	17	283
281	Team Guys	146	283
282	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	282
283	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	282
284	Post Purchase Surveys	81	282
285	Pimples on Your Nose	110	282
286	Minimum Wageslaves	49	282
287	Chump Syndrome	118	281
288	Height Discrimination	47	281
289	Effective Altruism	64	279
290	Drug Dummies	97	279
291	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	279
292	Awareness	98	278
293	Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are	175	277
294	Gaslighting About Inflation	Bonus 31	276
295	Fear of Negotiating	74	275
296	Compulsive Liars	117	275
297	Intrusive Thoughts	118	275
298	Land Acknowledgements	89	274
299	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	274
300	The Civil Rights Act	85	271
301	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	270
302	Fake Libertarians	103	270
303	Taylor Swift	125	270
304	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	269
305	Lag	153	268
306	Rickety Shit	104	268
307	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	268
308	Graduation Speeches	93	268
309	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	268
310	Going to the Doctor	76	267
311	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	265
312	Subsidizing Demand	154	265
313	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	264
314	Immigration	116	263
315	Drip Pricing	88	263
316	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	262
317	Cover Charges	86	262
318	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	262
319	Fool's Tits	152	261
320	Home Repair	124	261
321	Guys Who Can't Drive	165	260
322	Making Decisions	91	260
323	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	259
324	Kink Personalities	79	258
325	Extreme Heat Events	45	257
326	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	257
327	Space Tourists	5	257
328	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	257
329	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	257
330	The "u mad?" Game	73	256
331	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	256
332	Subway Performers	88	256
333	Ticketmaster	65	256
334	Cockteasing	65	255
335	Philistines	58	255
336	Starving Artists	69	255
337	Finger Pain	10	254
338	Hustlers' Universities	122	254
339	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	253
340	Bad Cell Service	141	251
341	Candidates Pretending to be Human	Bonus 29	251
342	Blacklists	140	250
343	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	250
344	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	249
345	Relying on Your Friends	87	247
346	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	247
347	Foreign Lobbyists	139	246
348	Nude Negotiators	32	245
349	Apple Fanboys	127	244
350	Hypocrisy	87	243
351	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	243
352	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	243
353	The Minimum Wage	4	243
354	"Objectively"	112	243
355	Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal	166	242
356	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	242
357	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	241
358	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	241
359	Washing and Drying Long Hair	178	241
360	"Right of Way" Disrespecters	170	241
361	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	240
362	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	240
363	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	238
364	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	237
365	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	234
366	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	234
367	USB Cables	80	234
368	Thirst Traps	81	234
369	Mandatory Milk	152	231
370	First Ladies	122	230
371	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	230
372	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	229
373	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	228
374	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	228
375	Ear Worms	29	227
376	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	227
377	My Bitch Realtor	89	226
378	Venue Cancellation	63	225
379	Pedo Jacketing	62	225
380	Fake Death Threats	129	223
381	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	223
382	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	222
383	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	222
384	Sticky Electronics	166	222
385	Craigslist Complainers	21	221
386	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	221
387	Unnecessary Censorship	171	220
388	Tardy Drink Refills	92	220
389	Oakland, CA	150	220
390	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	219
391	Bad Shopping Carts	156	219
392	Locking Yourself Out	152	219
393	Train Wrecks	78	218
394	Stupid Awards Shows	131	217
395	The Haka	164	213
396	Women in Star Wars	89	213
397	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	213
398	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	213
399	Roadside Death Shrines	36	213
400	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	212
401	How Much Money is Spent on Elections	Bonus 29	212
402	Women Fighting in Movies	120	211
403	One Hour Meetings	143	211
404	May the 4th	88	211
405	The Abuse of "Abuse"	162	211
406	Health Insurance Claim Denials	167	209
407	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	208
408	Shoulder Pain	159	208
409	Content Ratings Boards	138	207
410	Seatbelt Alarms	27	207
411	Thoughts and Prayers	74	207
412	High People	Bonus 15	206
413	Cute Shit	164	205
414	Cops Doing You a Favor	168	204
415	Tight Booths	119	204
416	Vegan Donuts	131	204
417	Activist Ice Cream	97	203
418	Lack of Fictional Bigots	161	201
419	Activist CEOs	139	201
420	Sore Losers	163	201
421	Data Breaches	148	201
422	Empty Retail Spaces	166	199
423	Male Feminists	182	199
424	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	198
425	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	198
426	"Citation Needed"	187	197
427	Fake Retirements	114	197
428	Not Enough Deportations	Bonus 39	197
429	Suction Cups	43	196
430	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	195
431	All The Vaccine Autism Shit	178	195
432	The Parallel Economy	130	193
433	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	193
434	Snitches	155	192
435	Vibe Coding	196	192
436	Confirmation Bias	125	192
437	Ghost Texts	102	190
438	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	190
439	Going to Work While Sick	139	189
440	Hoarding	134	188
441	Holiday Parties	69	187
442	Men With "Daddy Issues"	186	187
443	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	187
444	Source Snobs	96	187
445	Tiny House Propaganda	117	187
446	Breast Cancer Charity Scams	169	186
447	Sensationalism	66	186
448	Side Hustles	32	186
449	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	186
450	Rats	159	184
451	Rental Car Insurance	154	184
452	Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did	Bonus 35	184
453	Losing Your Tools	154	184
454	Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door	160	183
455	Cults	150	183
456	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	182
457	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	182
458	Boob Truthers	109	182
459	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	182
460	Touchy Teachers	169	181
461	People Not Changing	172	181
462	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	180
463	Going to the Dentist	70	180
464	Bad Day Holidays	132	180
465	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	180
466	Texas Legal Myths	107	180
467	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	180
468	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	179
469	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	179
470	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	179
471	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	179
472	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	178
473	Demographic Dummies	81	178
474	Intellectual Property Laws	40	177
475	Zoom Exhaustion	33	177
476	Sand	178	177
477	Idea Guys	113	176
478	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	176
479	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	175
480	Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill	Bonus 30	174
481	Occam's Razor	145	174
482	Product Placement Movies	126	173
483	Blowing your Wad Early	115	173
484	Buyer's Remorse	116	173
485	Incest Porn	32	170
486	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	170
487	Conservative Porn	121	169
488	Credit Goblins	175	168
489	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	168
490	Too Many Stop Signs	134	167
491	Your Friends Making You Look Bad	176	167
492	Women Talking like Babies	162	166
493	Premature E-Trackulation	15	166
494	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	166
495	Election Spam	161	166
496	Talking to the Cops	148	165
497	Downward Mobility	173	164
498	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	163
499	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	163
500	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	162
501	LARPing PUAs	26	162
502	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	161
503	Zipper Disrespecters	170	160
504	Old Movie Action Heroes	177	160
505	When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One	195	160
506	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	160
507	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	160
508	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	159
509	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	159
510	Race-Based Voice Actors	198	159
511	Stupid Food Trends	11	159
512	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	159
513	The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	185	158
514	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	158
515	Pets Stepping on Your Balls	167	157
516	Backseat Googlers	41	157
517	Paralysis of Choice	135	156
518	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	156
519	Sponsored Hate	28	155
520	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	155
521	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	155
522	Fake Fans	163	155
523	Power Outages	172	155
524	Arson Denial	172	154
525	The Chevron Deference	146	152
526	Babysitting a Drunk	208	151
527	The Voting Rights Act of 1965	Bonus 29	150
528	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	150
529	No Flying Cars	80	149
530	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	149
531	You Don't Get Anything For Voting	Bonus 29	149
532	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	148
533	Talking to Drunk People	184	146
534	Women Being "Based"	173	146
535	"What the hell is wrong with me?"	188	146
536	Pity Party Poopers	49	146
537	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	146
538	Communist Propaganda	185	146
539	Canada	177	146
540	The Vito Wars	Bonus 31	145
541	Non-Absorbant Napkins	177	145
542	Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine	202	145
543	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	144
544	Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again	200	144
545	Ruined Jokes	181	144
546	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	143
547	3D Technology	40	143
548	Money Shaming	144	143
549	Celebrity Bands	55	142
550	Going to the Vet	144	141
551	People Who Can't Take a Joke	198	140
552	Distracted Children	130	140
553	Early Winter Darkness	Bonus 30	139
554	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	139
555	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	139
556	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	138
557	Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels	196	137
558	Hurricanes	158	137
559	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	137
560	Guys Who Break Up a Fight	163	137
561	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	136
562	Metaphor Hijacking	133	136
563	Garbage Grillers	181	136
564	Shitty Deliveries	201	136
565	USAID	176	135
566	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	134
567	The War on Jocks	170	134
568	Influencer Slop	157	133
569	Traffic Drones	189	132
570	Asexuality	34	132
571	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	132
572	Crybaby Businesses	183	131
573	Drunk Eating	56	131
574	Poison Beer (PFAS)	190	131
575	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	131
576	The Fat Lady at the Olympics	Bonus 31	130
577	Man Face	161	129
578	Askholes	190	129
579	Cars That Look Like Cop Cars	188	129
580	Anti DIY-ers	150	129
581	Babies in Movies/TV Shows	197	129
582	Bad Pillows	162	128
583	Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment	Bonus 35	128
584	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	128
585	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	127
586	Franchise Crossovers	62	127
587	Rolling Blackouts	147	126
588	Women Drivers	215	126
589	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	125
590	Mass Shootings	112	124
591	The War on Porn	190	124
592	The Royal "We"	103	123
593	Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets	192	123
594	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	123
595	Sports-a-phobia	59	123
596	Halftime Shows	78	121
597	Not Showing Drink Prices	197	120
598	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	120
599	Fatwas	53	119
600	H1B Visas	210	119
601	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	118
602	The Myth of Food Insecurity	205	118
603	Non-Consenual Sex Recording	174	117
604	Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore	Bonus 37	117
605	Prison Food	Bonus 26	117
606	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	117
607	Airplane Seats	95	115
608	Fucking Up the Landing	200	115
609	Shows Moving From Their Normal Time	193	115
610	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	115
611	Smoking is Too Cool	27	115
612	Women Taking Shit Over	204	114
613	Electoral College Deniers	161	114
614	Battery Corrosion	94	114
615	Bad Investments	179	113
616	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	113
617	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	113
618	Backseat Murderers	114	113
619	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	112
620	Pronoun Resistance	1	111
621	The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit	Bonus 37	111
622	Elmo	127	109
623	Pre-Checked Boxes	162	109
624	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	109
625	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	109
626	Dog Abuse	206	109
627	Jesus Dying at 33	Bonus 34	107
628	Phone Format Paste	105	107
629	Bryan Singer	88	107
630	Crypto Karens	146	107
631	OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer	Bonus 31	106
632	The 1%	184	106
633	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	105
634	Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness	188	105
635	Headline Death Cockteasing	181	105
636	Culture War Criminals	106	105
637	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	105
638	Alexa Being Retarded	138	105
639	Backseat Parkers	195	105
640	"What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?"	Bonus 36	105
641	Not Automatically Getting Deals	208	105
642	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	104
643	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	104
644	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	104
645	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	104
646	Sports Gambling	Bonus 32	104
647	Accent Intelligence Bias	173	103
648	Fake Download Buttons	215	103
649	Vanity Press	191	103
650	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	103
651	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	103
652	Conservative Comedy	140	103
653	Spoiler Nazis	36	101
654	The Death of Public Dumps	195	101
655	Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession	Bonus 35	101
656	Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	Bonus 34	100
657	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	99
658	The US Postal Service	143	99
659	Suicide Prevention	214	99
660	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	99
661	AI Evangelists	128	98
662	"Would"	123	98
663	Liberal Mass Shooters	201	98
664	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	98
665	Men and Their Legacies	185	96
666	Turn the AC "Up"	157	96
667	Fake Straights	63	96
668	Dad's TV Addiction	Bonus 35	95
669	Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt	209	95
670	Trivial Cheating	96	95
671	Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off	206	95
672	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	95
673	It's Hard To Tell	160	94
674	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	93
675	Doomers	174	93
676	Not Having a Car Guy	187	93
677	VOCs (Everything Stinks)	211	92
678	Feral Hogs	147	91
679	Guys Who Won't Apologize	203	91
680	Drugs That Don't Work	213	91
681	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	91
682	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	91
683	Online Naturalists	61	90
684	Getting Rid of Grease	38	88
685	Prison Abuse	128	88
686	Somalian Shit Talking	213	87
687	Fake Parking Spaces	204	87
688	Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom	186	87
689	The Modernization of Design	202	87
690	Undercover Cops at Burning Man	201	87
691	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	87
692	Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes	197	87
693	Having to Get Multiple Estimates	211	87
694	The Meme of Einstein	171	86
695	Pussing Out	209	86
696	Unnecessary Sequels	207	85
697	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	85
698	Woke Museums	200	84
699	Search History	217	84
700	Eric's Billboard Chart Scam	194	83
701	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	83
702	The Laziness of Somali Scams	216	82
703	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	82
704	Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In	199	82
705	Trick Food Sharing	174	82
706	Everyone Wants a Piece	206	82
707	Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey	200	81
708	Pathological Altruism	212	81
709	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	81
710	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	80
711	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	80
712	Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games)	191	80
713	All Technology is a Flat Rectangle	186	79
714	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	79
715	Bill Burr	182	78
716	The War on Hitler	207	78
717	Slowpoke Motorcycles	163	78
718	It's Too Hot Insider During Winter	Bonus 30	78
719	Fake AI Typing	210	77
720	Prediction Markets	Bonus 39	77
721	Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas	Bonus 38	77
722	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	76
723	Timing the Sides	203	76
724	People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up	206	75
725	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	75
726	Bob Dylan Worshippers	170	75
727	Compromising Your Art	218	74
728	What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox?	199	74
729	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	74
730	Homeless People Simps	219	73
731	Fantasy / Sci-Fi Disabilities	219	72
732	The Death of the Organ	Bonus 32	72
733	Rough Teeth	107	72
734	The Juiced Up PowerBall	214	72
735	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	72
736	Satanic Panic	77	71
737	Superman's Super Simping	Bonus 36	71
738	Ingratitude	179	70
739	Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes	167	70
740	Bible Truthers	105	70
741	Dream Ideas	183	69
742	Free Market Haters	82	69
743	Community Detachment	80	69
744	Accidental Screen Shares	129	69
745	Peladophobia	77	69
746	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	68
747	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	67
748	Gas Procrastinating	205	67
749	Crappy Salsa	212	67
750	No Voter ID	220	67
751	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	66
752	Low Expectations	216	66
753	"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	Bonus 34	66
754	Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks)	165	66
755	Banning SuperChats	214	65
756	Game Stop	110	64
757	Fake 2D Animation	38	63
758	Delusion	205	63
759	The Costco Guys	Bonus 31	63
760	"no" Autocorrect	60	63
761	Writer's Block	202	63
762	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	63
763	Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage	Bonus 35	60
764	e-Sports Hype	Bonus 32	60
765	Soldering	184	60
766	Religion in Schools	137	58
767	Friends and Family Discounts	135	58
768	Vtubers	145	57
769	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	57
770	People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	Bonus 34	57
771	Bluetooth	40	57
772	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	56
773	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	56
774	The War on Whiteface	56	56
775	Shitty Slow Motion	16	55
776	Gambling	188	54
777	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	53
778	Dad Little League Coach	Bonus 35	53
779	Giving Money to Rich People	220	53
780	Can't Pay For Your Bar Drink At The Table	218	52
781	OCD Toasters	13	52
782	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	51
783	Your Bro Getting a New Ho	171	51
784	Predatory Pizza Pricing	215	51
785	Pet Residue	213	50
786	Leaving the Oven On	171	50
787	Cash Only Businesses	191	50
788	Destiny's Dick	200	50
789	Hospitals Are Not a Luxury Experience	220	48
790	Deli Dummies	193	47
791	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	46
792	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	46
793	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	46
794	Nazis are Too Cool	85	46
795	Everybody is a Cancer Doctor	189	46
796	IP Theft	199	45
797	The Right's Obsession with Hollywood	205	45
798	Paywalled Santas	212	45
799	Not Enough Leftovers	Bonus 38	45
800	Military Suicides	56	44
801	Event Wristbands	45	44
802	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	44
803	Pascal's Wagerers	216	43
804	Delivery Anticipation	207	43
805	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	43
806	The War on Doxing	169	42
807	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	42
808	Automatic Start/Stop on Cars	220	42
809	Deficit Dummies	194	42
810	Windshield Wiper Speeds	221	42
811	Micro USB Cables	214	41
812	Not Enough Leftovers	116	41
813	Secret Suicides	191	41
814	Libertarians	218	40
815	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	40
816	Absolutely No Steroid Policies	Bonus 32	40
817	The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment	194	39
818	Wil Stancil	208	37
819	Not Enough Manifest Destiny	217	37
820	Troubleshooting A Computer	209	37
821	Sober October	109	36
822	CVS	201	35
823	Shrinking Jaws	179	35
824	Frozen	Bonus 30	33
825	Photo Albums	192	32
826	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	32
827	Bodegas	46	31
828	"Nesting"	193	30
829	False Piss Driblets	173	29
830	The End of the Civil War	Bonus 28	29
831	Too Many Jedi	151	27
832	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	26
833	Getting Out-Classed	221	25
834	The Sun Exploding	140	25
835	Shitty Shout Outs	221	24
836	Sour Grapes	24	24
837	TMM (Too Much Mayo)	190	24
838	Bad Turkey	Bonus 38	23
839	Super Bowl Commercials	219	23
840	UFO Conspiracies	138	23
841	Fortnite	98	22
842	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	21
843	Young People Don't Drink	217	21
844	Bad Movie Guilt	189	20
845	Poor Superheroes	179	20
846	Vibe Bombing	207	20
847	Calling the Manager	203	19
848	Veterans Disability Compensation Program	222	18
849	Flip Flops Breaking	30	18
850	The New McDonald's Monopoly	207	18
851	Scott Adams' Cancer Spectacular	Bonus 39	17
852	Rookie Mistakes	222	17
853	Vaccine Injuries	217	16
854	The Extended Jesus Universe	Bonus 34	14
855	The Sex Offender Registry	126	13
856	Arizona Inflation	90	13
857	Needing to Buy Something on Black Friday	212	9
858	Not Throwing Crutches Away	Bonus 40	9
859	The Equals Signs in the Epstein Files	219	8
860	Disabled Parking	Bonus 40	8
861	Lonely Monkies	222	7
862	Missle Defense Systems	192	5
863	Video Games are Too Expensive	196	5
864	Hitler Gave Eugenics a Bad Rap	Bonus 40	4
865	Fear of Using the Disabled Parking Pass	Bonus 40	4
866	Pedo Food Codes	221	4
867	Armless People	Bonus 40	3
868	Halloweenies	109	1
869	Social Media Disinformation	115	1
870	The Urge to Touch Yourself	222	0
871	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	0
872	Politeness Words	23	0
873	Soap Ejaculate	135	0
874	Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In	181	-1
875	Holiday Decorations	62	-2
876	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-3
877	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-3
878	Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People	168	-3
879	Writing Checks	185	-3
880	Winter Wonderlands	Bonus 30	-5
881	South Park Falling Off	198	-6
882	Stolen Valor Vigilantes	199	-6
883	Penny Pinchers	176	-6
884	Showing the Real Person at the End of a Movie	219	-8
885	Cheerleaders	Bonus 32	-9
886	Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail	200	-12
887	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-13
888	No One Cares About Aliens	221	-14
889	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-14
890	Macho Weathermen	11	-15
891	VR Chat	51	-15
892	Nextdoor Apps	117	-16
893	Gold Guys Winning	218	-16
894	TV Shows With More Than Four Seasons	213	-16
895	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-17
896	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-17
897	Internet Beefs	192	-18
898	Surprises	169	-18
899	Disaster Blue Balls	160	-18
900	Disaster Tourism	172	-19
901	Dubs	139	-20
902	Fake Graphic Designers	182	-20
903	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-21
904	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-22
905	Bed Sheets	201	-23
906	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-24
907	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-26
908	Bad Hecklers	151	-27
909	Scooter Parking Zones	184	-27
910	Wind	215	-27
911	Professional Wrestling	Bonus 32	-28
912	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-29
913	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-29
914	Work Holiday Parties	118	-30
915	Jersey Burning	63	-30
916	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-31
917	Legacy Characters	Bonus 36	-32
918	Mandatory Coleslaw	216	-33
919	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-34
920	Not Enough Tylenol	204	-34
921	High Speed Train Fetishists	197	-34
922	Slow Cancer	65	-36
923	The Myth of Hard Work	Bonus 32	-36
924	Seatbelt Laws	85	-37
925	Bad Blood	67	-37
926	Getting Passed Over For a Promotion	167	-38
927	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-40
928	Counting Dead Kids	110	-40
929	Trump People	178	-41
930	Boneless Chicken Wings	210	-41
931	No Way to Short the Collectibles Market	211	-42
932	People in Discord Who Cheat At Wordle	Bonus 39	-42
933	Dual Molded Lego Parts	218	-42
934	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-42
935	Lex Luthor Was Right	Bonus 36	-43
936	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-43
937	Shit in Your Drink	140	-43
938	Magic: the Gathering Spiderman Set	Bonus 39	-43
939	Vladimir Putin	30	-45
940	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-47
941	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-49
942	Mugshot Envy	103	-49
943	Donkey Jelly	141	-50
944	The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth	164	-52
945	Disrespecting Comic Creators	Bonus 36	-52
946	Prisoner Firefighters	174	-52
947	Abandoning Roger Rabbit	210	-53
948	Watching a Man Drown	104	-53
949	Very Special Episodes	91	-54
950	A Never-Ending Piss	204	-54
951	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-54
952	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-56
953	Transphobia	83	-56
954	The Superman Logo	Bonus 36	-56
955	Musician Doppelgangers	Bonus 37	-57
956	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-57
957	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-60
958	No Respect For The Good Times	198	-61
959	Branded Buttons	23	-63
960	Wifejak	166	-63
961	Crack	28	-64
962	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-64
963	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-64
964	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-65
965	Ozzy Osbourne's Final Concert	Bonus 39	-66
966	Police Body Cams	183	-66
967	Buffet Anxiety	134	-66
968	Complaining About Free Media	159	-67
969	Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash	180	-67
970	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-67
971	George Soros Conspiracies	Bonus 37	-67
972	Too Much Pride Flag Hate	211	-69
973	The Decline in Youth Vapint	Bonus 31	-69
974	No Poop Allowed	208	-71
975	Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas	Bonus 31	-71
976	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-72
977	Realizing You Were The Bully in High School	164	-72
978	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-72
979	Fireworks	194	-72
980	Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes	Bonus 30	-73
981	Printer Ink	180	-74
982	Medical Marijuana	153	-75
983	Lion Tamers	203	-75
984	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-76
985	Unqualified Applicants	114	-76
986	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-77
987	Plushies	168	-77
988	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-78
989	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-79
990	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-81
991	Hindu Temple Haters	209	-81
992	Derivative Dummies	124	-81
993	Horny Logic	143	-84
994	Sphere Haters	202	-85
995	Forgetting to Wash Your Hair	186	-86
996	No Adult Heelys	170	-88
997	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-89
998	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-89
999	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-90
1000	Figure Skating	175	-92
1001	Local Businesses	29	-92
1002	Not Enough Indian Shit	Bonus 38	-92
1003	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-92
1004	Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops	189	-93
1005	Terrorism Haters	187	-93
1006	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-94
1007	American Privilege	118	-94
1008	Federal Holidays	193	-94
1009	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-97
1010	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-97
1011	Too Long of Media	24	-98
1012	Black Israelites	63	-102
1013	Groupon Anxiety	195	-103
1014	Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men)	178	-104
1015	$1,000 Posters	87	-106
1016	Eye Exams	175	-106
1017	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-107
1018	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-107
1019	Shoelaces	158	-107
1020	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-107
1021	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-108
1022	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-108
1023	Gamers	100	-108
1024	Pissphobes	84	-110
1025	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-110
1026	Body Shaming	151	-111
1027	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-111
1028	Killing All The Chickens	180	-112
1029	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-113
1030	Cave Explorers	154	-113
1031	The Barbie Movie	101	-115
1032	Bad Snaps	125	-115
1033	Parental Wisdom	93	-115
1034	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-116
1035	NFT Haters	95	-119
1036	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-119
1037	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-119
1038	National Parks	132	-122
1039	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-122
1040	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-124
1041	Making Up Laws	Bonus 33	-126
1042	Block Babies	102	-126
1043	Different Races	Bonus 4	-130
1044	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-131
1045	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-139
1046	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-139
1047	Nostalgia 64	111	-140
1048	Private Wi-Fis	126	-143
1049	Fan Entitlement	70	-144
1050	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-145
1051	Gay Denial	196	-148
1052	Getting Idioms Wrong	Bonus 33	-148
1053	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-150
1054	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-152
1055	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-152
1056	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-153
1057	Lack of Receipts	Bonus 33	-154
1058	Lingering Holidays	156	-155
1059	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-159
1060	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-162
1061	Using Stock Photography Wrong	Bonus 33	-167
1062	Public Urination Laws	14	-168
1063	Cynicism	180	-170
1064	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-175
1065	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-176
1066	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-177
1067	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-192
1068	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-199
1069	Kink Shaming	35	-199
1070	Surrogacy Haters	119	-199
1071	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-200
1072	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-201
1073	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-201
1074	Shoulder Nipples	71	-204
1075	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-213
1076	Fingernail Piles	121	-220
1077	Canon Cops	43	-221
1078	The Transgender Military Ban	177	-239
1079	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-247
1080	False False Flags	72	-250
1081	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-259
1082	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-270
1083	Email	60	-283
1084	Disability Discrimination	35	-283
1085	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-287
1086	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-292
1087	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-292
1088	Not Enough Seanies	39	-299
1089	Night Pooping	94	-309
1090	Digital Piracy	165	-325
1091	Ratchet Straps	54	-330
1092	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-332
1093	Futurama Fans	31	-355
1094	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-359
1095	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-362
1096	Evolution	48	-367
1097	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-370
1098	Baby Lovers	136	-408
1099	Anti-Semitism	60	-411
1100	Cum	71	-452
1101	Hitler	68	-493
1102	French Fries	Bonus 10	-703
1103	"You Voted For This"	25	-818
1104	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-962
1105	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-976
1106	Puppets	7	-1216
1107	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1295
1108	COVID Deniers	5	-1909