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This Week

Suicide Prevention 42
The Juiced Up PowerBall 30
Micro USB Cables 19
Banning SuperChats 12

Latest Bonus Episode

Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas 55
Not Enough Leftovers 37
Bad Turkey 13
Not Enough Indian Shit -71

All Time

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Woke Marketing 1 4363
2 Fat Brain 2 3880
3 Chinese Aporogies 3 3346
4 Too Much Pride 4 2584
5 "Disinformation" 3 2249
6 The N-Word Defense 5 2111
7 Late Rape 10 2059
8 Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance 9 2003
9 Tattle Tales 10 1862
10 Seth Rogen 19 1802
11 The War on Blackface 2 1709
12 Kid-Friendly Pride 2 1674
13 Breast Reduction Surgery 18 1606
14 Scientism 7 1531
15 Millionaire Socialists 8 1418
16 Payment Processors 8 1387
17 Child Advocates 4 1266
18 Nuclear-phobia 14 1238
19 Women Running Education Bonus 9 1223
20 The IRS 52 1140
21 Deinstitutionalization 6 1119
22 Inflation 24 1099
23 The 19th Amendment Bonus 8 1060
24 Pedophiles 29 1001
25 Fake News 13 982
26 Traumatic Brain Injury 13 951
27 YouTube Role Models 5 939
28 Goth Erasure 8 909
29 The Myth of the "Noble Savage" 18 896
30 Forced Diversity in Film 24 890
31 Prison Rape 7 886
32 Diversity Extortion Mafias 131 857
33 The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat 20 827
34 Culinary Gatekeepers 8 825
35 Kangaroo Courts 51 823
36 Women Banging Psychopaths 3 822
37 Trans Athletes 10 813
38 Edgy Reboots 3 806
39 The Cowardice of Women 26 796
40 The Two-Party System Bonus 8 783
41 No-Knock Raids 28 767
42 Getting Your Order Wrong Bonus 10 763
43 Having a Small Penis Bonus 2 760
44 Charger Not Included 15 747
45 Regret 4 736
46 No Hot Girls in Your Class Bonus 9 725
47 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 718
48 Non-Connecting Parking Lots Bonus 2 706
49 The War on Anonymity 68 705
50 Social Malware 14 704
51 Political Scientists 26 698
52 Installing Console Games 12 698
53 The Homeless 80 691
54 Womansplaining 53 669
55 Circumcision Apologists 59 664
56 Holocaust Metaphors 9 660
57 Conservatives 67 653
58 Women's Tears 37 647
59 Going Back to Work 22 642
60 Testicular Torsion 19 640
61 The Death of Norm MacDonald Bonus 3 638
62 Family Court 16 630
63 School Starts Too Early Bonus 9 627
64 Comply Guys 52 619
65 Gun Control 15 613
66 Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything" 136 611
67 Lack of Bidets 2 608
68 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 605
69 Rent is Too Damn High 48 594
70 The Death of the Dollar Menu Bonus 10 587
71 Waiting Bonus 1 584
72 Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging 136 583
73 Sustainability 11 577
74 Swatting 48 565
75 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 563
76 Pussy Cops 42 561
77 Eldercare 25 561
78 Civil Forfeiture 20 556
79 Media Consolidation 36 549
80 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 544
81 Empty Parking Lots 111 541
82 Parking Idlers 42 539
83 Short Attention Spans 86 536
84 Fake Neurodivergence 40 535
85 Political Canonizations 17 532
86 "Buy the Dip" 1 531
87 Corporate Bootlicking 60 522
88 Nuclear War 30 522
89 Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole 22 519
90 Silencing the User 16 519
91 The National Debt 27 518
92 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 517
93 Indoctrinating Children 33 516
94 Boycotts of the Week 35 514
95 Animal Abuse 50 511
96 Bad Jannies 26 506
97 The De-Sexification of Media 71 505
98 Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order 12 502
99 Social Media 55 501
100 Sleep Deprivation 32 500
101 Live Action Anime 19 494
102 The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords 34 489
103 Inventing Black Inventors 27 485
104 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 484
105 Big Leaguing 121 481
106 Two-Factor Authentication 6 481
107 Plea Deals 105 480
108 Student Debt Repayment 54 480
109 Women Always Having to Win Arguments 142 474
110 Master Erasure 12 473
111 Manliness Gurus 71 465
112 Silver Alerts 6 464
113 Woke Unions 16 462
114 George Soros District Attorneys 94 450
115 Lame Bad Guys Bonus 6 449
116 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 449
117 Theater Kids 56 448
118 Cash Bail 18 445
119 Columbus Hate 12 443
120 Adding T to LGB Bonus 7 442
121 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 442
122 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 440
123 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 439
124 No More Comedies 37 438
125 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 437
126 Celebrity Voice Actors 11 436
127 Female Comedy Writers 54 435
128 Common Core Math 127 434
129 Picky Parkers 7 432
130 Overly Courteous Drivers 50 432
131 Wrongful Convictions 136 431
132 Deadname Drama 53 430
133 Speed Traps 133 430
134 Broken Bones 25 429
135 Game Journalists 50 428
136 Blindness 22 428
137 Funko Pops 18 426
138 The Windows 10 Search Bar 35 425
139 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 423
140 Onmibus Spending Bills 70 423
141 Cash Register Solicitations 39 421
142 Throwing Your Back Out 128 419
143 Shorter Attention Spans 57 418
144 Charity Fraud 96 418
145 DEI 122 416
146 Wellness Checks 58 414
147 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 414
148 Fake Mobile Game Ads 37 414
149 Robocallers 125 412
150 Criminalizing Heterosexuality 43 410
151 Dead Celebrity Endorsements 21 409
152 Democracy Bonus 2 408
153 The War on Drugs 142 404
154 Child Support 61 404
155 Elliot Page's Topless Pics Bonus 3 404
156 Bread Tacos 31 402
157 Vito's Twitter Account 23 402
158 Loud Music at Bars 83 400
159 Hate Hoaxes 43 398
160 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 396
161 Whiny Waiters 83 395
162 Food Going Bad 93 394
163 Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru Bonus 10 394
164 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 394
165 Lack of Bodily Integrity 39 391
166 Live Service Video Games 123 389
167 The SEC 99 388
168 Mobile-Only Websites 52 387
169 Appealing to the Chinese Market Bonus 22 385
170 "Love Bombing" 34 385
171 Uninformed Voters 76 385
172 Unwarranted Self-Importance 20 381
173 Easy Mode Activists 33 379
174 Wil Wheaton 127 378
175 Unrealistic Expectations 42 377
176 Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit 44 375
177 The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy 33 372
178 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 371
179 Stock Market Morons 86 368
180 Bad Neighbors 110 364
181 The Gas Stove Ban 73 364
182 SSRIs 49 363
183 Free Trials with Credit Card 19 362
184 Artificial Scarcity 94 362
185 Guys Getting in Fights Over Women 137 361
186 e-Whores 72 359
187 Amber Heard Supporters 44 359
188 Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally 156 359
189 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 356
190 Keyboard Warriors 31 356
191 Generation of Sexless Idiots 132 356
192 Laws That Make You Lie 34 355
193 Simulation Theory 9 354
194 Autism 64 354
195 Reparation Retardation 82 353
196 Elon Musk 67 349
197 Freemium Software 127 349
198 Mosquitos 109 348
199 Cops Transferring Departments 126 346
200 Nocturia 94 345
201 Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area 168 344
202 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 344
203 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 343
204 The Anchoring Effect 79 343
205 Toxic Positivity 95 343
206 Compelled Speech 83 339
207 No Masturbation in Prison Bonus 26 337
208 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 337
209 Losing Shit 91 335
210 Adam Sessler 73 334
211 Freeway Protesters 46 334
212 Influencer Culture 45 333
213 Women Working at Home Depot 149 333
214 Famine 47 330
215 Snail-in Voting 92 329
216 Big Government 102 328
217 Chips Breaking in the Dip 128 327
218 The Female Dating Strategy Podcast 68 326
219 People Taking Too Long On Their Turn Bonus 27 325
220 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 324
221 Credit Card Interest Rates 157 324
222 Non-Drivers 100 323
223 Women's Stories 138 323
224 Finding the Edge on Packing Tape 62 322
225 The Emperor's New Burn 38 321
226 Suicide Baiting 120 319
227 Mothers Against Drunk Driving Bonus 25 319
228 "No" Erasure 147 317
229 Tech Switcheroos 77 317
230 Long Lost Lectures 13 317
231 Getting Band-Aids Wet 57 315
232 Shitty Shippers 105 314
233 Armchair Mechanics 15 313
234 Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation) 30 313
235 Contouring 79 313
236 People Who Don't Get Out of the Way 160 312
237 Creepy Targeted Ads 54 312
238 Tattle-Tale Journalists 44 312
239 Girl Bosses 143 311
240 Time Vampires 137 309
241 Badly Timed Traffic Lights 66 309
242 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 309
243 Swastika Scaries 70 309
244 Tinnitus 114 308
245 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 307
246 Travel Insurance 25 307
247 Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies 17 306
248 Stan Culture 119 306
249 The Olympics 28 305
250 The Pledge of Allegiance 9 305
251 Women's Dating Advice 104 305
252 The Five-Day Work Week 103 305
253 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 304
254 Coming out "Queer" Bonus 7 304
255 Epstein Blue Balls 47 304
256 Tip Jar Takeover 75 302
257 Missed Opportunities 77 301
258 Parasocial Relationships 90 300
259 Too Many Licenses 46 300
260 The UK Government 106 300
261 Single Mothers Bonus 25 300
262 In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move 129 298
263 Great Government Firewalls 84 297
264 Female Gamers 141 296
265 Billionaire Bootlickers 69 295
266 Presidential Turkey Pardons 17 295
267 Corporate Sponsored Memes 134 293
268 Getting Sick During Time Off 66 293
269 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 292
270 Initiating the Conversation 21 291
271 Stranger Danger 111 291
272 Unlisted Prices 120 290
273 Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse 133 288
274 Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations) 187 286
275 True Crime Hysterics Bonus 2 285
276 Communism 153 285
277 Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes 41 284
278 Domain Squatters 17 284
279 Microplastics in Your Balls 142 283
280 Living in the Ghetto 36 283
281 Post Purchase Surveys 81 281
282 Pimples on Your Nose 110 281
283 Ignoring Driving Signals 124 281
284 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 281
285 Minimum Wageslaves 49 281
286 Chump Syndrome 118 280
287 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 280
288 Height Discrimination 47 280
289 Team Guys 146 279
290 Effective Altruism 64 278
291 Drug Dummies 97 278
292 Awareness 98 277
293 Fear of Negotiating 74 274
294 Intrusive Thoughts 118 274
295 Land Acknowledgements 89 273
296 Gaslighting About Inflation Bonus 31 273
297 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 273
298 Compulsive Liars 117 272
299 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 271
300 Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are 175 270
301 The Civil Rights Act 85 270
302 Fake Libertarians 103 269
303 Taylor Swift 125 269
304 Lag 153 268
305 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 268
306 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 267
307 Rickety Shit 104 267
308 Failing to Complete an Errand 129 267
309 Graduation Speeches 93 267
310 Going to the Doctor 76 266
311 Overpriced Breakfasts 39 264
312 Immigration 116 264
313 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 264
314 Subsidizing Demand 154 263
315 Drip Pricing 88 262
316 Cover Charges 86 261
317 Fool's Tits 152 261
318 Guys Who Can't Drive 165 261
319 Not Enough Belts Bonus 23 260
320 Unnecessary Safety Warnings 63 260
321 Home Repair 124 260
322 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 259
323 Making Decisions 91 258
324 Kink Personalities 79 257
325 Extreme Heat Events 45 256
326 The Disappointment of AI Bonus 21 256
327 Space Tourists 5 256
328 For Profit Prisons Bonus 26 256
329 Long Goodbyes Bonus 28 256
330 The "u mad?" Game 73 255
331 Subway Performers 88 255
332 Ticketmaster 65 255
333 Philistines 58 254
334 Starving Artists 69 254
335 Chinese Apps Bonus 22 254
336 Cockteasing 65 253
337 Hustlers' Universities 122 253
338 Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard 58 252
339 Finger Pain 10 252
340 Bad Cell Service 141 251
341 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 251
342 Blacklists 140 249
343 Candidates Pretending to be Human Bonus 29 248
344 People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane 64 248
345 Fake Transparent PNGs 130 246
346 Foreign Lobbyists 139 245
347 Relying on Your Friends 87 245
348 Nude Negotiators 32 245
349 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 244
350 Apple Fanboys 127 243
351 The Minimum Wage 4 243
352 Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal 166 242
353 Hypocrisy 87 242
354 "Objectively" 112 242
355 Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away Bonus 25 241
356 Washing and Drying Long Hair 178 241
357 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 241
358 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 240
359 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 240
360 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 240
361 "Right of Way" Disrespecters 170 240
362 Untraveled Experts Bonus 4 239
363 No Toilet Privacy Bonus 26 237
364 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 235
365 Too Many Twinks Bonus 23 235
366 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 232
367 USB Cables 80 232
368 Thirst Traps 81 231
369 First Ladies 122 229
370 Mandatory Milk 152 229
371 Patting Yourself on the Back 132 228
372 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 228
373 Clingy Co-Workers Bonus 1 227
374 Women Co-opting Slurs 145 226
375 Comics Shit Bonus 18 226
376 Ear Worms 29 226
377 My Bitch Realtor 89 225
378 Pedo Jacketing 62 224
379 Venue Cancellation 63 223
380 "Aw Hell Nah." 155 222
381 Fake Death Threats 129 222
382 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 222
383 "He Didn't Do Nothing 158 221
384 Sticky Electronics 166 221
385 Craigslist Complainers 21 220
386 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 220
387 Bad Shopping Carts 156 219
388 Tardy Drink Refills 92 219
389 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 218
390 Oakland, CA 150 218
391 Unnecessary Censorship 171 217
392 Train Wrecks 78 217
393 Locking Yourself Out 152 217
394 Stupid Awards Shows 131 215
395 Keemstar's Thin Skin 135 213
396 Roadside Death Shrines 36 212
397 The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy 38 212
398 Women in Star Wars 89 211
399 The Haka 164 211
400 Women Fighting in Movies 120 210
401 "How Was School?" Bonus 25 210
402 May the 4th 88 210
403 How Much Money is Spent on Elections Bonus 29 210
404 One Hour Meetings 143 209
405 The Abuse of "Abuse" 162 209
406 Health Insurance Claim Denials 167 207
407 Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat 148 207
408 Shoulder Pain 159 207
409 Seatbelt Alarms 27 206
410 Thoughts and Prayers 74 206
411 Content Ratings Boards 138 205
412 Vegan Donuts 131 205
413 High People Bonus 15 205
414 Cops Doing You a Favor 168 204
415 Tight Booths 119 203
416 Activist Ice Cream 97 202
417 Lack of Fictional Bigots 161 200
418 Activist CEOs 139 200
419 Data Breaches 148 200
420 Christmas Truthers Bonus 11 199
421 Sore Losers 163 199
422 Cute Shit 164 199
423 Empty Retail Spaces 166 198
424 Male Feminists 182 198
425 Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons 149 196
426 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 196
427 Suction Cups 43 196
428 "Citation Needed" 187 195
429 Fake Retirements 114 195
430 All The Vaccine Autism Shit 178 194
431 The Parallel Economy 130 192
432 Snitches 155 191
433 Confirmation Bias 125 191
434 Forced Christmas Memes Bonus 11 191
435 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 191
436 Vibe Coding 196 189
437 Ghost Texts 102 189
438 Going to Work While Sick 139 187
439 Hoarding 134 186
440 Holiday Parties 69 186
441 Men With "Daddy Issues" 186 186
442 The Alt-Tab Death Spiral 47 186
443 Source Snobs 96 186
444 Breast Cancer Charity Scams 169 185
445 Side Hustles 32 185
446 Sensationalism 66 185
447 Forgetting Things When You Travel 142 185
448 Tiny House Propaganda 117 185
449 Losing Your Tools 154 184
450 Rats 159 183
451 Touchy Teachers 169 182
452 Cults 150 182
453 Rental Car Insurance 154 182
454 Batman Hot Takes Bonus 5 181
455 Boob Truthers 109 181
456 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 181
457 Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door 160 181
458 Music Videos Disguised as Movies 61 181
459 Forgetting Someone's Name 148 181
460 Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did Bonus 35 181
461 Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle 146 180
462 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 179
463 Changed Passwords Not Saving 52 179
464 Going to the Dentist 70 179
465 Bad Day Holidays 132 179
466 Texas Legal Myths 107 179
467 People Not Changing 172 179
468 Ending Fake-Outs Bonus 28 178
469 Bad Candy Bonus 19 178
470 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 178
471 Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags 45 177
472 Seasonal Affective Disorder Bonus 11 177
473 Demographic Dummies 81 177
474 Intellectual Property Laws 40 176
475 Sand 178 176
476 Zoom Exhaustion 33 176
477 Idea Guys 113 175
478 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 173
479 Product Placement Movies 126 172
480 Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill Bonus 30 172
481 Blowing your Wad Early 115 172
482 Occam's Razor 145 172
483 Buyer's Remorse 116 172
484 Incest Porn 32 171
485 Conservative Porn 121 170
486 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 169
487 Too Many Stop Signs 134 167
488 Credit Goblins 175 167
489 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 167
490 Figuring Out When to Leave Events Bonus 28 167
491 Women Talking like Babies 162 166
492 Premature E-Trackulation 15 165
493 Election Spam 161 165
494 Talking to the Cops 148 164
495 Downward Mobility 173 163
496 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 163
497 Your Friends Making You Look Bad 176 163
498 Hygiene Truthers Bonus 4 162
499 Burger Tribalism Bonus 10 162
500 Fear of Self-Promotion 59 161
501 Old Movie Action Heroes 177 161
502 LARPing PUAs 26 161
503 Zipper Disrespecters 170 159
504 Pokemon Card Scalping 1 159
505 Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts Bonus 23 159
506 Stupid Food Trends 11 158
507 When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One 195 158
508 YouTube Audiences Bonus 1 158
509 Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 55 157
510 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 157
511 Race-Based Voice Actors 198 157
512 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 157
513 Pets Stepping on Your Balls 167 157
514 Refusal to Wear the Hijab 57 157
515 The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy 185 156
516 Paralysis of Choice 135 156
517 Backseat Googlers 41 156
518 Power Outages 172 155
519 Sponsored Hate 28 154
520 Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling 42 154
521 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 154
522 Fake Fans 163 153
523 Arson Denial 172 152
524 The Death of Luke Skywalker Bonus 6 151
525 The Chevron Deference 146 150
526 Babysitting a Drunk 208 149
527 No Flying Cars 80 148
528 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 148
529 The Voting Rights Act of 1965 Bonus 29 148
530 You Don't Get Anything For Voting Bonus 29 147
531 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 147
532 "What the hell is wrong with me?" 188 146
533 Prison Rape Jokes Bonus 26 146
534 Canada 177 146
535 Women Being "Based" 173 145
536 Pity Party Poopers 49 145
537 Communist Propaganda 185 145
538 Talking to Drunk People 184 144
539 The Vito Wars Bonus 31 144
540 Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again 200 144
541 No Respect for Engineers Bonus 24 143
542 Non-Absorbant Napkins 177 143
543 Ruined Jokes 181 143
544 Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine 202 142
545 3D Technology 40 142
546 People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs 156 142
547 Money Shaming 144 141
548 Celebrity Bands 55 140
549 Distracted Children 130 139
550 Going to the Vet 144 139
551 Early Winter Darkness Bonus 30 138
552 People Who Can't Take a Joke 198 138
553 Mandatory Evacuation Orders 58 138
554 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 137
555 Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels 196 136
556 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 136
557 Metaphor Hijacking 133 136
558 Hurricanes 158 136
559 Anti-Woke Marketing 51 136
560 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 135
561 The War on Jocks 170 135
562 USAID 176 135
563 Guys Who Break Up a Fight 163 135
564 Garbage Grillers 181 134
565 Shitty Deliveries 201 134
566 The Boy Who Cried AI 158 133
567 Robin Erasure Bonus 5 132
568 Influencer Slop 157 131
569 Asexuality 34 131
570 Poison Beer (PFAS) 190 131
571 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 131
572 Traffic Drones 189 130
573 Crybaby Businesses 183 130
574 Drunk Eating 56 130
575 The Fat Lady at the Olympics Bonus 31 129
576 Man Face 161 128
577 Franchise Crossovers 62 128
578 Askholes 190 128
579 Anti DIY-ers 150 128
580 Enslaving Indie Directors 64 127
581 Cars That Look Like Cop Cars 188 127
582 Bad Pillows 162 126
583 Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment Bonus 35 126
584 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 126
585 Rolling Blackouts 147 125
586 Babies in Movies/TV Shows 197 125
587 Mass Shootings 112 123
588 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 123
589 The War on Porn 190 123
590 The Royal "We" 103 122
591 Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts 20 122
592 Sports-a-phobia 59 122
593 Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets 192 120
594 Halftime Shows 78 120
595 Bright Lights in Prison Bonus 26 120
596 TV Episodes Without the Main Character 151 119
597 Fatwas 53 118
598 The Myth of Food Insecurity 205 118
599 Non-Consenual Sex Recording 174 118
600 Prison Food Bonus 26 118
601 Shows Moving From Their Normal Time 193 117
602 Not Showing Drink Prices 197 116
603 Shotgun Sharts Bonus 1 116
604 Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes 41 116
605 Smoking is Too Cool 27 115
606 Airplane Seats 95 114
607 Fucking Up the Landing 200 114
608 Battery Corrosion 94 114
609 H1B Visas 210 114
610 Bad Investments 179 113
611 Electoral College Deniers 161 113
612 Fake Food Freak-Outs 137 113
613 Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore Bonus 37 113
614 Backseat Murderers 114 113
615 "We Have McDonald's At Home" Bonus 25 112
616 Pronoun Resistance 1 112
617 The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit Bonus 37 112
618 The Destruction of Alt Journalism 129 112
619 Women Taking Shit Over 204 111
620 Dog Abuse 206 110
621 Elmo 127 109
622 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 109
623 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 109
624 OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer Bonus 31 108
625 Jesus Dying at 33 Bonus 34 107
626 Bryan Singer 88 107
627 GameStop Stock Bonus 3 106
628 "One More Day" Bonus 16 106
629 Phone Format Paste 105 106
630 Pre-Checked Boxes 162 106
631 The Biggest Problem TV Treatment Bonus 21 105
632 Headline Death Cockteasing 181 105
633 Culture War Criminals 106 105
634 Alexa Being Retarded 138 105
635 The 1% 184 105
636 Crypto Karens 146 105
637 Sports Gambling Bonus 32 104
638 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 104
639 Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness 188 104
640 People Who Steal Your Stories 150 104
641 "What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?" Bonus 36 104
642 Fake Video Game Endings Bonus 28 103
643 Accent Intelligence Bias 173 103
644 Backseat Parkers 195 103
645 Conservative Comedy 140 103
646 Not Getting Drugs on Halloween 61 103
647 Vanity Press 191 102
648 Not Enough Apolcaypse Bonus 24 102
649 Spoiler Nazis 36 101
650 Not Automatically Getting Deals 208 101
651 The US Postal Service 143 100
652 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 99
653 Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion Bonus 34 99
654 Manscapegoating Bonus 4 99
655 "Would" 123 98
656 The Death of Public Dumps 195 98
657 Pro-Spider Propaganda 65 98
658 AI Evangelists 128 97
659 Trivial Cheating 96 97
660 Liberal Mass Shooters 201 97
661 Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession Bonus 35 97
662 Men and Their Legacies 185 96
663 Fake Straights 63 96
664 Not Having a Car Guy 187 96
665 Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt 209 94
666 Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off 206 94
667 Everything is a Mess Bonus 24 94
668 Turn the AC "Up" 157 93
669 Doomers 174 93
670 It's Hard To Tell 160 92
671 Dad's TV Addiction Bonus 35 91
672 Feral Hogs 147 91
673 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 91
674 Online Naturalists 61 90
675 Chinese Lady-Bots Bonus 22 90
676 Prison Abuse 128 90
677 Guys Who Won't Apologize 203 89
678 Back in School Nightmares Bonus 9 89
679 Getting Rid of Grease 38 88
680 The Meme of Einstein 171 87
681 The War in Gaza Bonus 21 86
682 Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom 186 86
683 The Modernization of Design 202 86
684 Undercover Cops at Burning Man 201 86
685 Smug Doomsday Preppers Bonus 24 86
686 VOCs (Everything Stinks) 211 86
687 Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes 197 86
688 Pussing Out 209 85
689 Masturbation Monitor Bonus 25 84
690 Unnecessary Sequels 207 83
691 Fake Parking Spaces 204 83
692 The Bud Light Boycott Bonus 21 83
693 Drugs That Don't Work 213 83
694 Having to Get Multiple Estimates 211 83
695 Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey 200 82
696 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 82
697 Eric's Billboard Chart Scam 194 82
698 Son of Sam Laws Bonus 26 82
699 Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In 199 82
700 Trick Food Sharing 174 82
701 Woke Museums 200 81
702 Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games) 191 81
703 Everyone Wants a Piece 206 81
704 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 79
705 Bill Burr 182 77
706 Slowpoke Motorcycles 163 77
707 All Technology is a Flat Rectangle 186 77
708 Missing McDonald's Breakfast Bonus 10 77
709 Scuffed Up Rares Bonus 27 76
710 It's Too Hot Insider During Winter Bonus 30 76
711 Somalian Shit Talking 213 75
712 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 75
713 Bob Dylan Worshippers 170 75
714 Authentic Chinese Food Bonus 22 75
715 What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox? 199 74
716 The War on Hitler 207 73
717 Timing the Sides 203 73
718 The Death of the Organ Bonus 32 72
719 Pathological Altruism 212 72
720 Rough Teeth 107 72
721 Satanic Panic 77 71
722 Free Market Haters 82 71
723 Peladophobia 77 71
724 Posting Pictures of Steak Online 144 71
725 People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up 206 70
726 Fake AI Typing 210 70
727 Ingratitude 179 70
728 Bible Truthers 105 70
729 Dream Ideas 183 69
730 Community Detachment 80 69
731 Accidental Screen Shares 129 69
732 Superman's Super Simping Bonus 36 69
733 Shared Universes Bonus 18 67
734 Gas Procrastinating 205 67
735 Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes 167 67
736 "The Greatest Story Ever Told" Bonus 34 67
737 Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks) 165 67
738 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 66
739 Magical Teenagers Bonus 23 66
740 Crappy Salsa 212 64
741 The Costco Guys Bonus 31 64
742 Fake 2D Animation 38 63
743 Delusion 205 63
744 "no" Autocorrect 60 63
745 Virtual Restaurant Brands 23 63
746 Game Stop 110 63
747 Writer's Block 202 62
748 e-Sports Hype Bonus 32 60
749 Friends and Family Discounts 135 59
750 Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage Bonus 35 58
751 Bluetooth 40 58
752 Religion in Schools 137 58
753 People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King" Bonus 34 58
754 Star Wars Reviews Bonus 6 57
755 Soldering 184 57
756 Vtubers 145 55
757 Kid Christmas Pageants 21 55
758 Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas Bonus 38 55
759 The War on Whiteface 56 55
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