The Problems

This Week

Babysitting a Drunk	121
Not Automatically Getting Deals	74
Wil Stancil	22
No Poop Allowed	-57

Latest Bonus Episode

Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore	95
The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit	89
Musician Doppelgangers	-48
George Soros Conspiracies	-58

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4356
2	Fat Brain	2	3872
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3338
4	Too Much Pride	4	2580
5	"Disinformation"	3	2244
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2105
7	Late Rape	10	2052
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	1999
9	Tattle Tales	10	1860
10	Seth Rogen	19	1799
11	The War on Blackface	2	1707
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1669
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1604
14	Scientism	7	1529
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1412
16	Payment Processors	8	1385
17	Child Advocates	4	1266
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1234
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1220
20	The IRS	52	1138
21	Deinstitutionalization	6	1119
22	Inflation	24	1098
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1059
24	Pedophiles	29	997
25	Fake News	13	981
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	950
27	YouTube Role Models	5	938
28	Goth Erasure	8	908
29	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	893
30	Forced Diversity in Film	24	888
31	Prison Rape	7	883
32	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	855
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	827
34	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	825
35	Kangaroo Courts	51	822
36	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	819
37	Trans Athletes	10	812
38	Edgy Reboots	3	805
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	795
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	780
41	No-Knock Raids	28	765
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	761
43	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	759
44	Charger Not Included	15	747
45	Regret	4	736
46	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	725
47	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	711
48	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	704
49	The War on Anonymity	68	703
50	Social Malware	14	703
51	Installing Console Games	12	698
52	Political Scientists	26	696
53	The Homeless	80	690
54	Womansplaining	53	670
55	Circumcision Apologists	59	662
56	Holocaust Metaphors	9	659
57	Conservatives	67	651
58	Women's Tears	37	648
59	Going Back to Work	22	642
60	Testicular Torsion	19	639
61	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	637
62	Family Court	16	629
63	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	626
64	Comply Guys	52	618
65	Gun Control	15	613
66	Lack of Bidets	2	608
67	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	604
68	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	604
69	Rent is Too Damn High	48	592
70	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	584
71	Waiting	Bonus 1	583
72	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	579
73	Sustainability	11	577
74	Swatting	48	564
75	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	562
76	Pussy Cops	42	561
77	Eldercare	25	560
78	Civil Forfeiture	20	556
79	Media Consolidation	36	549
80	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	543
81	Parking Idlers	42	539
82	Empty Parking Lots	111	539
83	Short Attention Spans	86	536
84	Fake Neurodivergence	40	534
85	Political Canonizations	17	532
86	"Buy the Dip"	1	531
87	Corporate Bootlicking	60	522
88	Nuclear War	30	521
89	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	519
90	Silencing the User	16	519
91	The National Debt	27	518
92	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	517
93	Indoctrinating Children	33	516
94	Boycotts of the Week	35	514
95	Animal Abuse	50	511
96	Bad Jannies	26	506
97	The De-Sexification of Media	71	504
98	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	501
99	Social Media	55	500
100	Sleep Deprivation	32	499
101	Live Action Anime	19	494
102	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	488
103	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	484
104	Inventing Black Inventors	27	484
105	Two-Factor Authentication	6	481
106	Big Leaguing	121	480
107	Student Debt Repayment	54	480
108	Plea Deals	105	477
109	Master Erasure	12	472
110	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	472
111	Silver Alerts	6	464
112	Manliness Gurus	71	463
113	Woke Unions	16	461
114	George Soros District Attorneys	94	450
115	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	448
116	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	447
117	Theater Kids	56	447
118	Cash Bail	18	445
119	Columbus Hate	12	444
120	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	442
121	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	441
122	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	439
123	No More Comedies	37	438
124	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	437
125	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	437
126	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	436
127	Female Comedy Writers	54	435
128	Picky Parkers	7	432
129	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	432
130	Deadname Drama	53	430
131	Wrongful Convictions	136	430
132	Common Core Math	127	430
133	Broken Bones	25	429
134	Speed Traps	133	429
135	Game Journalists	50	428
136	Blindness	22	428
137	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	425
138	Funko Pops	18	424
139	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	423
140	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	422
141	Cash Register Solicitations	39	421
142	Shorter Attention Spans	57	418
143	Throwing Your Back Out	128	417
144	Charity Fraud	96	417
145	Wellness Checks	58	414
146	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	414
147	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	413
148	DEI	122	412
149	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	410
150	Robocallers	125	410
151	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	408
152	Democracy	Bonus 2	407
153	The War on Drugs	142	404
154	Child Support	61	404
155	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	403
156	Bread Tacos	31	402
157	Vito's Twitter Account	23	400
158	Loud Music at Bars	83	399
159	Hate Hoaxes	43	398
160	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	395
161	Whiny Waiters	83	394
162	Food Going Bad	93	393
163	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	393
164	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	392
165	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	391
166	Live Service Video Games	123	388
167	The SEC	99	387
168	Mobile-Only Websites	52	387
169	"Love Bombing"	34	385
170	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	384
171	Uninformed Voters	76	384
172	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	379
173	Easy Mode Activists	33	377
174	Unrealistic Expectations	42	377
175	Wil Wheaton	127	375
176	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	375
177	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	371
178	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	369
179	Stock Market Morons	86	368
180	The Gas Stove Ban	73	364
181	SSRIs	49	363
182	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	362
183	Artificial Scarcity	94	362
184	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	361
185	Bad Neighbors	110	361
186	e-Whores	72	359
187	Amber Heard Supporters	44	359
188	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	359
189	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	356
190	Keyboard Warriors	31	356
191	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	356
192	Laws That Make You Lie	34	355
193	Reparation Retardation	82	354
194	Simulation Theory	9	354
195	Autism	64	353
196	Elon Musk	67	349
197	Freemium Software	127	347
198	Mosquitos	109	347
199	Cops Transferring Departments	126	346
200	Nocturia	94	345
201	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	344
202	The Anchoring Effect	79	343
203	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	342
204	Toxic Positivity	95	342
205	Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area	168	341
206	Compelled Speech	83	338
207	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	337
208	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	336
209	Influencer Culture	45	334
210	Losing Shit	91	334
211	Adam Sessler	73	334
212	Freeway Protesters	46	333
213	Women Working at Home Depot	149	332
214	Famine	47	330
215	Snail-in Voting	92	328
216	Big Government	102	327
217	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	327
218	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	326
219	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	325
220	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	324
221	Women's Stories	138	323
222	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	323
223	Non-Drivers	100	322
224	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	321
225	The Emperor's New Burn	38	321
226	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	319
227	Suicide Baiting	120	317
228	"No" Erasure	147	317
229	Tech Switcheroos	77	317
230	Long Lost Lectures	13	317
231	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	314
232	Armchair Mechanics	15	313
233	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	313
234	Shitty Shippers	105	312
235	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	312
236	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	312
237	Contouring	79	312
238	People Who Don't Get Out of the Way	160	311
239	Girl Bosses	143	310
240	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	310
241	Time Vampires	137	309
242	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	309
243	Swastika Scaries	70	308
244	Tinnitus	114	307
245	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	306
246	Travel Insurance	25	306
247	Women's Dating Advice	104	306
248	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	305
249	The Olympics	28	305
250	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	305
251	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	304
252	Stan Culture	119	304
253	Epstein Blue Balls	47	304
254	The Five-Day Work Week	103	304
255	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	303
256	Tip Jar Takeover	75	302
257	Missed Opportunities	77	301
258	Too Many Licenses	46	300
259	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	299
260	Parasocial Relationships	90	298
261	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	298
262	The UK Government	106	298
263	Great Government Firewalls	84	297
264	Female Gamers	141	296
265	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	295
266	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	293
267	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	292
268	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	292
269	Stranger Danger	111	292
270	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	292
271	Initiating the Conversation	21	291
272	Unlisted Prices	120	288
273	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	288
274	Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations)	187	286
275	Communism	153	285
276	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	284
277	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	284
278	Domain Squatters	17	284
279	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	283
280	Living in the Ghetto	36	283
281	Post Purchase Surveys	81	281
282	Pimples on Your Nose	110	281
283	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	281
284	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	281
285	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	281
286	Minimum Wageslaves	49	281
287	Chump Syndrome	118	280
288	Height Discrimination	47	280
289	Drug Dummies	97	278
290	Team Guys	146	278
291	Effective Altruism	64	277
292	Awareness	98	277
293	Fear of Negotiating	74	274
294	Intrusive Thoughts	118	274
295	Gaslighting About Inflation	Bonus 31	273
296	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	273
297	Land Acknowledgements	89	272
298	Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are	175	271
299	Compulsive Liars	117	270
300	Fake Libertarians	103	270
301	The Civil Rights Act	85	270
302	Taylor Swift	125	270
303	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	269
304	Lag	153	268
305	Rickety Shit	104	267
306	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	267
307	Going to the Doctor	76	266
308	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	266
309	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	266
310	Graduation Speeches	93	266
311	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	264
312	Immigration	116	263
313	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	263
314	Subsidizing Demand	154	263
315	Cover Charges	86	261
316	Drip Pricing	88	261
317	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	260
318	Fool's Tits	152	260
319	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	260
320	Guys Who Can't Drive	165	260
321	Home Repair	124	260
322	Making Decisions	91	258
323	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	258
324	Kink Personalities	79	257
325	Extreme Heat Events	45	256
326	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	256
327	Space Tourists	5	256
328	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	256
329	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	255
330	The "u mad?" Game	73	255
331	Subway Performers	88	255
332	Ticketmaster	65	255
333	Philistines	58	254
334	Starving Artists	69	254
335	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	254
336	Hustlers' Universities	122	253
337	Cockteasing	65	252
338	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	252
339	Bad Cell Service	141	250
340	Finger Pain	10	250
341	Blacklists	140	249
342	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	249
343	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	248
344	Candidates Pretending to be Human	Bonus 29	247
345	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	246
346	Foreign Lobbyists	139	245
347	Relying on Your Friends	87	245
348	Nude Negotiators	32	245
349	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	243
350	Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal	166	242
351	Hypocrisy	87	242
352	The Minimum Wage	4	242
353	"Objectively"	112	242
354	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	241
355	Apple Fanboys	127	241
356	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	240
357	Washing and Drying Long Hair	178	240
358	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	240
359	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	239
360	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	239
361	"Right of Way" Disrespecters	170	239
362	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	238
363	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	237
364	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	236
365	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	235
366	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	232
367	USB Cables	80	232
368	Thirst Traps	81	231
369	Mandatory Milk	152	229
370	First Ladies	122	228
371	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	228
372	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	228
373	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	226
374	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	226
375	Ear Worms	29	226
376	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	226
377	My Bitch Realtor	89	224
378	Pedo Jacketing	62	224
379	Venue Cancellation	63	223
380	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	222
381	Fake Death Threats	129	222
382	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	221
383	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	221
384	Sticky Electronics	166	221
385	Craigslist Complainers	21	220
386	Tardy Drink Refills	92	219
387	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	219
388	Bad Shopping Carts	156	218
389	Unnecessary Censorship	171	217
390	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	217
391	Train Wrecks	78	217
392	Locking Yourself Out	152	217
393	Oakland, CA	150	217
394	Stupid Awards Shows	131	215
395	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	213
396	Women in Star Wars	89	212
397	Roadside Death Shrines	36	212
398	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	212
399	The Haka	164	211
400	Women Fighting in Movies	120	210
401	How Much Money is Spent on Elections	Bonus 29	210
402	One Hour Meetings	143	209
403	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	209
404	The Abuse of "Abuse"	162	209
405	May the 4th	88	208
406	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	207
407	Health Insurance Claim Denials	167	206
408	Seatbelt Alarms	27	206
409	Thoughts and Prayers	74	206
410	Shoulder Pain	159	206
411	Content Ratings Boards	138	205
412	Cops Doing You a Favor	168	204
413	Vegan Donuts	131	204
414	High People	Bonus 15	204
415	Tight Booths	119	203
416	Activist Ice Cream	97	202
417	Lack of Fictional Bigots	161	200
418	Activist CEOs	139	200
419	Data Breaches	148	200
420	Sore Losers	163	199
421	Empty Retail Spaces	166	198
422	Male Feminists	182	198
423	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	198
424	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	198
425	Cute Shit	164	198
426	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	196
427	Suction Cups	43	196
428	"Citation Needed"	187	195
429	Fake Retirements	114	194
430	All The Vaccine Autism Shit	178	193
431	The Parallel Economy	130	192
432	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	192
433	Snitches	155	191
434	Ghost Texts	102	190
435	Confirmation Bias	125	190
436	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	190
437	Vibe Coding	196	188
438	Going to Work While Sick	139	186
439	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	186
440	Source Snobs	96	186
441	Breast Cancer Charity Scams	169	185
442	Men With "Daddy Issues"	186	185
443	Side Hustles	32	185
444	Sensationalism	66	185
445	Hoarding	134	184
446	Holiday Parties	69	184
447	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	184
448	Losing Your Tools	154	184
449	Tiny House Propaganda	117	184
450	Rats	159	182
451	Touchy Teachers	169	182
452	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	182
453	Rental Car Insurance	154	182
454	Cults	150	181
455	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	181
456	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	181
457	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	180
458	Boob Truthers	109	180
459	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	180
460	Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did	Bonus 35	180
461	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	180
462	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	179
463	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	179
464	Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door	160	179
465	Going to the Dentist	70	178
466	Bad Day Holidays	132	178
467	Texas Legal Myths	107	178
468	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	178
469	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	178
470	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	177
471	Demographic Dummies	81	177
472	People Not Changing	172	177
473	Intellectual Property Laws	40	176
474	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	176
475	Zoom Exhaustion	33	176
476	Sand	178	175
477	Idea Guys	113	174
478	Product Placement Movies	126	172
479	Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill	Bonus 30	172
480	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	172
481	Blowing your Wad Early	115	171
482	Incest Porn	32	171
483	Occam's Razor	145	171
484	Buyer's Remorse	116	171
485	Conservative Porn	121	169
486	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	168
487	Too Many Stop Signs	134	167
488	Credit Goblins	175	167
489	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	167
490	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	166
491	Women Talking like Babies	162	165
492	Premature E-Trackulation	15	165
493	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	164
494	Your Friends Making You Look Bad	176	164
495	Election Spam	161	164
496	Downward Mobility	173	163
497	Talking to the Cops	148	163
498	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	161
499	LARPing PUAs	26	161
500	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	161
501	Old Movie Action Heroes	177	160
502	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	160
503	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	160
504	Zipper Disrespecters	170	159
505	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	159
506	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	157
507	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	157
508	Stupid Food Trends	11	157
509	Pets Stepping on Your Balls	167	157
510	When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One	195	157
511	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	157
512	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	157
513	The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	185	156
514	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	156
515	Paralysis of Choice	135	156
516	Race-Based Voice Actors	198	155
517	Backseat Googlers	41	155
518	Sponsored Hate	28	154
519	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	154
520	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	154
521	Power Outages	172	154
522	Fake Fans	163	153
523	Arson Denial	172	152
524	The Chevron Deference	146	150
525	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	150
526	No Flying Cars	80	148
527	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	148
528	The Voting Rights Act of 1965	Bonus 29	148
529	You Don't Get Anything For Voting	Bonus 29	147
530	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	147
531	"What the hell is wrong with me?"	188	146
532	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	146
533	Canada	177	146
534	Women Being "Based"	173	145
535	Pity Party Poopers	49	145
536	Communist Propaganda	185	145
537	Talking to Drunk People	184	144
538	The Vito Wars	Bonus 31	144
539	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	143
540	Non-Absorbant Napkins	177	143
541	Ruined Jokes	181	143
542	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	142
543	Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again	200	142
544	3D Technology	40	141
545	Money Shaming	144	141
546	Celebrity Bands	55	140
547	Distracted Children	130	139
548	Going to the Vet	144	139
549	Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine	202	138
550	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	138
551	Early Winter Darkness	Bonus 30	137
552	People Who Can't Take a Joke	198	137
553	Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels	196	136
554	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	136
555	Metaphor Hijacking	133	136
556	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	135
557	The War on Jocks	170	135
558	Hurricanes	158	135
559	USAID	176	135
560	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	135
561	Guys Who Break Up a Fight	163	135
562	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	134
563	Garbage Grillers	181	134
564	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	133
565	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	132
566	Shitty Deliveries	201	132
567	Asexuality	34	131
568	Poison Beer (PFAS)	190	131
569	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	131
570	Influencer Slop	157	130
571	Traffic Drones	189	130
572	Crybaby Businesses	183	130
573	Drunk Eating	56	130
574	The Fat Lady at the Olympics	Bonus 31	129
575	Man Face	161	128
576	Franchise Crossovers	62	128
577	Anti DIY-ers	150	128
578	Askholes	190	127
579	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	127
580	Cars That Look Like Cop Cars	188	127
581	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	126
582	Rolling Blackouts	147	125
583	Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment	Bonus 35	125
584	Bad Pillows	162	124
585	Babies in Movies/TV Shows	197	124
586	Mass Shootings	112	123
587	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	123
588	The War on Porn	190	122
589	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	122
590	Sports-a-phobia	59	122
591	Babysitting a Drunk	208	121
592	Halftime Shows	78	120
593	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	120
594	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	119
595	The Royal "We"	103	119
596	Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets	192	119
597	Fatwas	53	118
598	Non-Consenual Sex Recording	174	118
599	Prison Food	Bonus 26	118
600	The Myth of Food Insecurity	205	115
601	Shows Moving From Their Normal Time	193	115
602	Not Showing Drink Prices	197	115
603	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	115
604	Smoking is Too Cool	27	115
605	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	115
606	Battery Corrosion	94	114
607	Bad Investments	179	113
608	Airplane Seats	95	113
609	Fucking Up the Landing	200	113
610	Electoral College Deniers	161	113
611	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	113
612	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	112
613	Pronoun Resistance	1	112
614	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	112
615	Women Taking Shit Over	204	111
616	Backseat Murderers	114	111
617	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	109
618	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	109
619	Elmo	127	108
620	OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer	Bonus 31	108
621	Phone Format Paste	105	107
622	Jesus Dying at 33	Bonus 34	107
623	Bryan Singer	88	107
624	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	106
625	Pre-Checked Boxes	162	106
626	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	105
627	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	105
628	Headline Death Cockteasing	181	105
629	Culture War Criminals	106	105
630	Alexa Being Retarded	138	105
631	Crypto Karens	146	105
632	Sports Gambling	Bonus 32	104
633	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	104
634	Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness	188	104
635	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	104
636	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	103
637	Accent Intelligence Bias	173	103
638	The 1%	184	103
639	"What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?"	Bonus 36	103
640	Dog Abuse	206	103
641	Conservative Comedy	140	103
642	Backseat Parkers	195	102
643	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	102
644	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	102
645	Spoiler Nazis	36	101
646	Vanity Press	191	101
647	The US Postal Service	143	100
648	Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	Bonus 34	99
649	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	98
650	"Would"	123	98
651	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	98
652	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	98
653	AI Evangelists	128	97
654	The Death of Public Dumps	195	97
655	Trivial Cheating	96	97
656	Fake Straights	63	96
657	Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession	Bonus 35	96
658	Men and Their Legacies	185	95
659	Liberal Mass Shooters	201	95
660	Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore	Bonus 37	95
661	Not Having a Car Guy	187	95
662	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	94
663	Turn the AC "Up"	157	93
664	Doomers	174	93
665	It's Hard To Tell	160	92
666	Feral Hogs	147	91
667	Dad's TV Addiction	Bonus 35	90
668	Online Naturalists	61	90
669	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	90
670	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	90
671	Prison Abuse	128	90
672	The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit	Bonus 37	89
673	Getting Rid of Grease	38	88
674	Guys Who Won't Apologize	203	88
675	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	88
676	The Meme of Einstein	171	87
677	Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off	206	87
678	Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom	186	86
679	Undercover Cops at Burning Man	201	86
680	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	86
681	Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes	197	86
682	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	85
683	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	84
684	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	83
685	Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey	200	82
686	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	82
687	Fake Parking Spaces	204	82
688	The Modernization of Design	202	82
689	Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In	199	82
690	Trick Food Sharing	174	82
691	Eric's Billboard Chart Scam	194	81
692	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	80
693	Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games)	191	80
694	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	79
695	Woke Museums	200	79
696	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	78
697	Bill Burr	182	77
698	Unnecessary Sequels	207	77
699	Slowpoke Motorcycles	163	77
700	All Technology is a Flat Rectangle	186	77
701	Everyone Wants a Piece	206	76
702	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	76
703	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	75
704	Bob Dylan Worshippers	170	75
705	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	75
706	It's Too Hot Insider During Winter	Bonus 30	75
707	What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox?	199	74
708	Not Automatically Getting Deals	208	74
709	The Death of the Organ	Bonus 32	72
710	Timing the Sides	203	72
711	Free Market Haters	82	71
712	Rough Teeth	107	71
713	Peladophobia	77	71
714	Bible Truthers	105	71
715	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	71
716	Satanic Panic	77	70
717	Ingratitude	179	70
718	The War on Hitler	207	69
719	Dream Ideas	183	69
720	Community Detachment	80	69
721	Accidental Screen Shares	129	69
722	Superman's Super Simping	Bonus 36	68
723	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	67
724	Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes	167	67
725	Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks)	165	67
726	People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up	206	66
727	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	66
728	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	66
729	"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	Bonus 34	66
730	Gas Procrastinating	205	65
731	The Costco Guys	Bonus 31	64
732	Fake 2D Animation	38	63
733	"no" Autocorrect	60	63
734	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	63
735	Game Stop	110	61
736	Writer's Block	202	60
737	e-Sports Hype	Bonus 32	60
738	Delusion	205	59
739	Friends and Family Discounts	135	59
740	People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	Bonus 34	58
741	Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage	Bonus 35	57
742	Bluetooth	40	57
743	Religion in Schools	137	57
744	Soldering	184	57
745	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	56
746	Vtubers	145	55
747	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	55
748	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	55
749	The War on Whiteface	56	55
750	Shitty Slow Motion	16	54
751	Gambling	188	52
752	OCD Toasters	13	51
753	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	50
754	Leaving the Oven On	171	50
755	Dad Little League Coach	Bonus 35	50
756	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	49
757	Your Bro Getting a New Ho	171	49
758	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	48
759	Cash Only Businesses	191	48
760	Destiny's Dick	200	48
761	Deli Dummies	193	47
762	Nazis are Too Cool	85	46
763	IP Theft	199	45
764	Event Wristbands	45	45
765	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	45
766	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	45
767	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	45
768	Everybody is a Cancer Doctor	189	45
769	Military Suicides	56	44
770	Not Enough Leftovers	116	43
771	The War on Doxing	169	41
772	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	40
773	Deficit Dummies	194	40
774	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	40
775	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	40
776	The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment	194	39
777	Delivery Anticipation	207	39
778	Absolutely No Steroid Policies	Bonus 32	39
779	Secret Suicides	191	39
780	Sober October	109	37
781	The Right's Obsession with Hollywood	205	37
782	CVS	201	34
783	Frozen	Bonus 30	34
784	Photo Albums	192	34
785	Bodegas	46	34
786	Shrinking Jaws	179	32
787	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	32
788	The End of the Civil War	Bonus 28	30
789	"Nesting"	193	29
790	False Piss Driblets	173	28
791	Sour Grapes	24	25
792	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	25
793	Too Many Jedi	151	24
794	TMM (Too Much Mayo)	190	24
795	The Sun Exploding	140	24
796	Wil Stancil	208	22
797	Bad Movie Guilt	189	21
798	Poor Superheroes	179	21
799	Fortnite	98	21
800	UFO Conspiracies	138	21
801	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	19
802	Calling the Manager	203	18
803	Flip Flops Breaking	30	17
804	Vibe Bombing	207	15
805	The New McDonald's Monopoly	207	15
806	The Sex Offender Registry	126	14
807	The Extended Jesus Universe	Bonus 34	14
808	Arizona Inflation	90	13
809	Missle Defense Systems	192	7
810	Video Games are Too Expensive	196	3
811	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	0
812	Winter Wonderlands	Bonus 30	0
813	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	0
814	Soap Ejaculate	135	0
815	Halloweenies	109	-1
816	Holiday Decorations	62	-1
817	Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In	181	-1
818	Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People	168	-1
819	Social Media Disinformation	115	-3
820	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-4
821	Politeness Words	23	-4
822	Writing Checks	185	-5
823	Cheerleaders	Bonus 32	-6
824	Penny Pinchers	176	-6
825	Stolen Valor Vigilantes	199	-7
826	South Park Falling Off	198	-9
827	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-11
828	Macho Weathermen	11	-12
829	Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail	200	-14
830	VR Chat	51	-14
831	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-14
832	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-15
833	Surprises	169	-17
834	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-18
835	Nextdoor Apps	117	-19
836	Internet Beefs	192	-19
837	Fake Graphic Designers	182	-19
838	Disaster Blue Balls	160	-20
839	Dubs	139	-21
840	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-21
841	Disaster Tourism	172	-21
842	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-23
843	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-24
844	Bed Sheets	201	-24
845	Professional Wrestling	Bonus 32	-27
846	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-28
847	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-28
848	Scooter Parking Zones	184	-29
849	Bad Hecklers	151	-30
850	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-30
851	Not Enough Tylenol	204	-31
852	Jersey Burning	63	-31
853	Work Holiday Parties	118	-32
854	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-33
855	Legacy Characters	Bonus 36	-33
856	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-34
857	Slow Cancer	65	-36
858	High Speed Train Fetishists	197	-37
859	Bad Blood	67	-37
860	The Myth of Hard Work	Bonus 32	-38
861	Seatbelt Laws	85	-38
862	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-39
863	Getting Passed Over For a Promotion	167	-40
864	Lex Luthor Was Right	Bonus 36	-41
865	Trump People	178	-41
866	Counting Dead Kids	110	-41
867	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-42
868	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-42
869	Shit in Your Drink	140	-43
870	Vladimir Putin	30	-44
871	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-46
872	Disrespecting Comic Creators	Bonus 36	-47
873	Musician Doppelgangers	Bonus 37	-48
874	Donkey Jelly	141	-49
875	Mugshot Envy	103	-49
876	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-50
877	Watching a Man Drown	104	-51
878	The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth	164	-52
879	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-52
880	A Never-Ending Piss	204	-53
881	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-53
882	Transphobia	83	-53
883	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-54
884	Prisoner Firefighters	174	-54
885	The Superman Logo	Bonus 36	-55
886	Very Special Episodes	91	-56
887	No Poop Allowed	208	-57
888	George Soros Conspiracies	Bonus 37	-58
889	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-59
890	No Respect For The Good Times	198	-60
891	Branded Buttons	23	-61
892	Wifejak	166	-61
893	Police Body Cams	183	-63
894	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-63
895	Crack	28	-64
896	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-64
897	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-66
898	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-66
899	Complaining About Free Media	159	-67
900	Buffet Anxiety	134	-69
901	The Decline in Youth Vapint	Bonus 31	-69
902	Realizing You Were The Bully in High School	164	-70
903	Lion Tamers	203	-70
904	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-71
905	Fireworks	194	-71
906	Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash	180	-71
907	Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas	Bonus 31	-71
908	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-72
909	Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes	Bonus 30	-72
910	Medical Marijuana	153	-74
911	Plushies	168	-75
912	Unqualified Applicants	114	-77
913	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-78
914	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-78
915	Printer Ink	180	-79
916	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-79
917	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-79
918	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-81
919	Derivative Dummies	124	-82
920	Forgetting to Wash Your Hair	186	-83
921	Horny Logic	143	-85
922	Sphere Haters	202	-88
923	No Adult Heelys	170	-88
924	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-89
925	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-89
926	Figure Skating	175	-91
927	American Privilege	118	-92
928	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-92
929	Terrorism Haters	187	-92
930	Local Businesses	29	-93
931	Federal Holidays	193	-93
932	Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops	189	-94
933	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-95
934	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-95
935	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-96
936	Too Long of Media	24	-99
937	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-100
938	Groupon Anxiety	195	-101
939	Black Israelites	63	-103
940	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-105
941	Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men)	178	-106
942	Eye Exams	175	-106
943	$1,000 Posters	87	-107
944	Gamers	100	-107
945	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-108
946	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-108
947	Shoelaces	158	-108
948	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-109
949	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-110
950	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-110
951	Pissphobes	84	-111
952	Body Shaming	151	-111
953	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-113
954	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-114
955	Killing All The Chickens	180	-114
956	The Barbie Movie	101	-115
957	Cave Explorers	154	-115
958	Parental Wisdom	93	-115
959	Bad Snaps	125	-116
960	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-117
961	NFT Haters	95	-117
962	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-117
963	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-120
964	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-122
965	National Parks	132	-123
966	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-123
967	Making Up Laws	Bonus 33	-126
968	Block Babies	102	-127
969	Different Races	Bonus 4	-130
970	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-131
971	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-138
972	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-140
973	Nostalgia 64	111	-142
974	Private Wi-Fis	126	-142
975	Fan Entitlement	70	-143
976	Gay Denial	196	-144
977	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-146
978	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-148
979	Getting Idioms Wrong	Bonus 33	-148
980	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-153
981	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-153
982	Lingering Holidays	156	-153
983	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-153
984	Lack of Receipts	Bonus 33	-154
985	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-159
986	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-160
987	Using Stock Photography Wrong	Bonus 33	-166
988	Public Urination Laws	14	-169
989	Cynicism	180	-171
990	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-176
991	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-176
992	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-179
993	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-193
994	Kink Shaming	35	-197
995	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-198
996	Surrogacy Haters	119	-198
997	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-200
998	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-201
999	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-203
1000	Shoulder Nipples	71	-204
1001	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-212
1002	Fingernail Piles	121	-220
1003	Canon Cops	43	-223
1004	The Transgender Military Ban	177	-236
1005	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-247
1006	False False Flags	72	-249
1007	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-255
1008	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-265
1009	Disability Discrimination	35	-279
1010	Email	60	-286
1011	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-287
1012	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-292
1013	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-293
1014	Not Enough Seanies	39	-298
1015	Night Pooping	94	-308
1016	Digital Piracy	165	-318
1017	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-333
1018	Ratchet Straps	54	-334
1019	Futurama Fans	31	-357
1020	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-360
1021	Evolution	48	-365
1022	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-366
1023	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-370
1024	Anti-Semitism	60	-407
1025	Baby Lovers	136	-407
1026	Cum	71	-450
1027	Hitler	68	-492
1028	French Fries	Bonus 10	-702
1029	"You Voted For This"	25	-819
1030	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-956
1031	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-973
1032	Puppets	7	-1217
1033	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1292
1034	COVID Deniers	5	-1907