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This Week

Pathological Altruism	55
Crappy Salsa	50
Paywalled Santas	27
Needing to Buy Something on Black Friday	8

Latest Bonus Episode

Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas	42
Not Enough Leftovers	30
Bad Turkey	8
Not Enough Indian Shit	-48

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4363
2	Fat Brain	2	3879
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3345
4	Too Much Pride	4	2584
5	"Disinformation"	3	2248
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2108
7	Late Rape	10	2056
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	2001
9	Tattle Tales	10	1861
10	Seth Rogen	19	1801
11	The War on Blackface	2	1709
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1674
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1606
14	Scientism	7	1531
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1417
16	Payment Processors	8	1387
17	Child Advocates	4	1266
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1237
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1223
20	The IRS	52	1140
21	Deinstitutionalization	6	1119
22	Inflation	24	1099
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1060
24	Pedophiles	29	1001
25	Fake News	13	981
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	951
27	YouTube Role Models	5	939
28	Goth Erasure	8	909
29	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	894
30	Forced Diversity in Film	24	889
31	Prison Rape	7	885
32	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	857
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	827
34	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	825
35	Kangaroo Courts	51	823
36	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	821
37	Trans Athletes	10	813
38	Edgy Reboots	3	806
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	796
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	782
41	No-Knock Raids	28	767
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	763
43	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	760
44	Charger Not Included	15	746
45	Regret	4	736
46	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	725
47	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	716
48	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	706
49	The War on Anonymity	68	705
50	Social Malware	14	704
51	Installing Console Games	12	698
52	Political Scientists	26	697
53	The Homeless	80	691
54	Womansplaining	53	668
55	Circumcision Apologists	59	663
56	Holocaust Metaphors	9	660
57	Conservatives	67	652
58	Women's Tears	37	647
59	Going Back to Work	22	642
60	Testicular Torsion	19	639
61	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	638
62	Family Court	16	630
63	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	627
64	Comply Guys	52	619
65	Gun Control	15	613
66	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	611
67	Lack of Bidets	2	608
68	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	603
69	Rent is Too Damn High	48	594
70	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	586
71	Waiting	Bonus 1	583
72	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	582
73	Sustainability	11	577
74	Swatting	48	564
75	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	562
76	Pussy Cops	42	561
77	Eldercare	25	561
78	Civil Forfeiture	20	556
79	Media Consolidation	36	549
80	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	543
81	Empty Parking Lots	111	540
82	Parking Idlers	42	539
83	Short Attention Spans	86	536
84	Fake Neurodivergence	40	535
85	Political Canonizations	17	532
86	"Buy the Dip"	1	531
87	Corporate Bootlicking	60	522
88	Nuclear War	30	522
89	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	519
90	Silencing the User	16	519
91	The National Debt	27	518
92	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	517
93	Indoctrinating Children	33	516
94	Boycotts of the Week	35	514
95	Animal Abuse	50	511
96	Bad Jannies	26	506
97	The De-Sexification of Media	71	505
98	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	502
99	Social Media	55	501
100	Sleep Deprivation	32	500
101	Live Action Anime	19	494
102	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	489
103	Inventing Black Inventors	27	485
104	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	484
105	Two-Factor Authentication	6	481
106	Big Leaguing	121	480
107	Student Debt Repayment	54	480
108	Plea Deals	105	479
109	Master Erasure	12	473
110	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	473
111	Manliness Gurus	71	464
112	Silver Alerts	6	464
113	Woke Unions	16	461
114	George Soros District Attorneys	94	450
115	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	448
116	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	448
117	Theater Kids	56	447
118	Cash Bail	18	445
119	Columbus Hate	12	443
120	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	442
121	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	441
122	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	439
123	No More Comedies	37	438
124	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	438
125	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	437
126	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	436
127	Female Comedy Writers	54	435
128	Common Core Math	127	433
129	Picky Parkers	7	432
130	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	432
131	Deadname Drama	53	430
132	Wrongful Convictions	136	430
133	Speed Traps	133	430
134	Broken Bones	25	429
135	Game Journalists	50	428
136	Blindness	22	428
137	Funko Pops	18	426
138	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	425
139	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	423
140	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	423
141	Cash Register Solicitations	39	421
142	Throwing Your Back Out	128	419
143	Shorter Attention Spans	57	418
144	Charity Fraud	96	417
145	DEI	122	415
146	Wellness Checks	58	414
147	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	414
148	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	414
149	Robocallers	125	411
150	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	410
151	Democracy	Bonus 2	408
152	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	408
153	The War on Drugs	142	404
154	Child Support	61	404
155	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	404
156	Bread Tacos	31	402
157	Vito's Twitter Account	23	402
158	Loud Music at Bars	83	400
159	Hate Hoaxes	43	398
160	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	396
161	Food Going Bad	93	394
162	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	394
163	Whiny Waiters	83	394
164	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	393
165	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	391
166	Live Service Video Games	123	389
167	The SEC	99	387
168	Mobile-Only Websites	52	387
169	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	385
170	"Love Bombing"	34	385
171	Uninformed Voters	76	385
172	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	380
173	Easy Mode Activists	33	378
174	Wil Wheaton	127	378
175	Unrealistic Expectations	42	377
176	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	375
177	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	371
178	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	371
179	Stock Market Morons	86	368
180	The Gas Stove Ban	73	364
181	SSRIs	49	363
182	Bad Neighbors	110	363
183	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	362
184	Artificial Scarcity	94	362
185	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	361
186	e-Whores	72	359
187	Amber Heard Supporters	44	359
188	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	359
189	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	356
190	Keyboard Warriors	31	356
191	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	356
192	Laws That Make You Lie	34	355
193	Simulation Theory	9	354
194	Autism	64	354
195	Reparation Retardation	82	353
196	Elon Musk	67	349
197	Freemium Software	127	348
198	Mosquitos	109	348
199	Cops Transferring Departments	126	346
200	Nocturia	94	345
201	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	344
202	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	343
203	Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area	168	343
204	The Anchoring Effect	79	343
205	Toxic Positivity	95	343
206	Compelled Speech	83	339
207	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	337
208	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	337
209	Losing Shit	91	335
210	Adam Sessler	73	334
211	Freeway Protesters	46	334
212	Influencer Culture	45	333
213	Women Working at Home Depot	149	332
214	Famine	47	330
215	Snail-in Voting	92	329
216	Big Government	102	328
217	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	327
218	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	326
219	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	325
220	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	324
221	Non-Drivers	100	323
222	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	323
223	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	322
224	Women's Stories	138	322
225	The Emperor's New Burn	38	321
226	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	319
227	Suicide Baiting	120	317
228	"No" Erasure	147	317
229	Tech Switcheroos	77	317
230	Long Lost Lectures	13	317
231	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	315
232	Shitty Shippers	105	313
233	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	313
234	Armchair Mechanics	15	313
235	People Who Don't Get Out of the Way	160	312
236	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	312
237	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	312
238	Contouring	79	312
239	Girl Bosses	143	310
240	Time Vampires	137	309
241	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	309
242	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	309
243	Tinnitus	114	308
244	Swastika Scaries	70	308
245	Travel Insurance	25	307
246	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	307
247	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	305
248	The Olympics	28	305
249	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	305
250	Women's Dating Advice	104	305
251	Stan Culture	119	305
252	The Five-Day Work Week	103	305
253	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	304
254	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	304
255	Epstein Blue Balls	47	304
256	Tip Jar Takeover	75	302
257	Missed Opportunities	77	301
258	Too Many Licenses	46	300
259	The UK Government	106	300
260	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	299
261	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	298
262	Parasocial Relationships	90	298
263	Great Government Firewalls	84	297
264	Female Gamers	141	295
265	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	295
266	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	294
267	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	293
268	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	292
269	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	292
270	Initiating the Conversation	21	291
271	Stranger Danger	111	291
272	Unlisted Prices	120	289
273	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	288
274	Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations)	187	286
275	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	285
276	Communism	153	285
277	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	284
278	Domain Squatters	17	284
279	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	283
280	Living in the Ghetto	36	283
281	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	281
282	Post Purchase Surveys	81	281
283	Pimples on Your Nose	110	281
284	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	281
285	Minimum Wageslaves	49	281
286	Chump Syndrome	118	280
287	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	280
288	Height Discrimination	47	280
289	Team Guys	146	279
290	Effective Altruism	64	278
291	Drug Dummies	97	278
292	Awareness	98	277
293	Fear of Negotiating	74	274
294	Intrusive Thoughts	118	274
295	Land Acknowledgements	89	273
296	Gaslighting About Inflation	Bonus 31	273
297	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	273
298	Compulsive Liars	117	271
299	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	271
300	Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are	175	270
301	The Civil Rights Act	85	270
302	Fake Libertarians	103	269
303	Taylor Swift	125	269
304	Lag	153	268
305	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	268
306	Rickety Shit	104	267
307	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	267
308	Graduation Speeches	93	267
309	Going to the Doctor	76	266
310	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	266
311	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	264
312	Immigration	116	263
313	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	263
314	Subsidizing Demand	154	263
315	Drip Pricing	88	262
316	Cover Charges	86	261
317	Guys Who Can't Drive	165	261
318	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	260
319	Fool's Tits	152	260
320	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	260
321	Home Repair	124	260
322	Making Decisions	91	258
323	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	258
324	Kink Personalities	79	257
325	Extreme Heat Events	45	256
326	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	256
327	Space Tourists	5	256
328	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	256
329	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	256
330	The "u mad?" Game	73	255
331	Subway Performers	88	255
332	Ticketmaster	65	255
333	Philistines	58	254
334	Starving Artists	69	254
335	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	254
336	Hustlers' Universities	122	254
337	Cockteasing	65	253
338	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	252
339	Finger Pain	10	252
340	Bad Cell Service	141	251
341	Blacklists	140	249
342	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	249
343	Candidates Pretending to be Human	Bonus 29	248
344	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	248
345	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	246
346	Foreign Lobbyists	139	245
347	Relying on Your Friends	87	245
348	Nude Negotiators	32	245
349	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	244
350	Apple Fanboys	127	243
351	The Minimum Wage	4	243
352	Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal	166	242
353	Hypocrisy	87	242
354	"Objectively"	112	242
355	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	241
356	Washing and Drying Long Hair	178	241
357	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	241
358	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	240
359	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	240
360	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	240
361	"Right of Way" Disrespecters	170	240
362	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	239
363	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	237
364	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	235
365	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	235
366	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	232
367	USB Cables	80	232
368	Thirst Traps	81	231
369	Mandatory Milk	152	229
370	First Ladies	122	228
371	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	228
372	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	228
373	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	227
374	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	226
375	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	226
376	Ear Worms	29	226
377	My Bitch Realtor	89	225
378	Pedo Jacketing	62	224
379	Venue Cancellation	63	223
380	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	222
381	Fake Death Threats	129	222
382	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	221
383	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	221
384	Sticky Electronics	166	221
385	Craigslist Complainers	21	220
386	Bad Shopping Carts	156	219
387	Tardy Drink Refills	92	219
388	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	219
389	Oakland, CA	150	218
390	Unnecessary Censorship	171	217
391	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	217
392	Train Wrecks	78	217
393	Locking Yourself Out	152	217
394	Stupid Awards Shows	131	215
395	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	213
396	Roadside Death Shrines	36	212
397	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	212
398	The Haka	164	211
399	Women in Star Wars	89	211
400	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	210
401	May the 4th	88	210
402	How Much Money is Spent on Elections	Bonus 29	210
403	Women Fighting in Movies	120	209
404	One Hour Meetings	143	209
405	The Abuse of "Abuse"	162	209
406	Health Insurance Claim Denials	167	207
407	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	207
408	Shoulder Pain	159	207
409	Seatbelt Alarms	27	206
410	Thoughts and Prayers	74	206
411	Content Ratings Boards	138	205
412	Vegan Donuts	131	205
413	Cops Doing You a Favor	168	204
414	High People	Bonus 15	204
415	Tight Booths	119	203
416	Activist Ice Cream	97	202
417	Lack of Fictional Bigots	161	200
418	Activist CEOs	139	200
419	Data Breaches	148	200
420	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	199
421	Sore Losers	163	199
422	Cute Shit	164	199
423	Empty Retail Spaces	166	198
424	Male Feminists	182	198
425	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	196
426	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	196
427	Suction Cups	43	196
428	"Citation Needed"	187	195
429	Fake Retirements	114	195
430	All The Vaccine Autism Shit	178	194
431	The Parallel Economy	130	192
432	Snitches	155	191
433	Confirmation Bias	125	191
434	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	191
435	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	191
436	Vibe Coding	196	189
437	Ghost Texts	102	189
438	Going to Work While Sick	139	187
439	Hoarding	134	186
440	Men With "Daddy Issues"	186	186
441	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	186
442	Source Snobs	96	186
443	Breast Cancer Charity Scams	169	185
444	Holiday Parties	69	185
445	Sensationalism	66	185
446	Side Hustles	32	185
447	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	185
448	Tiny House Propaganda	117	185
449	Losing Your Tools	154	184
450	Rats	159	183
451	Touchy Teachers	169	182
452	Cults	150	182
453	Rental Car Insurance	154	182
454	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	181
455	Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door	160	181
456	Boob Truthers	109	181
457	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	181
458	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	181
459	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	181
460	Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did	Bonus 35	181
461	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	180
462	Going to the Dentist	70	179
463	Bad Day Holidays	132	179
464	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	179
465	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	179
466	Texas Legal Myths	107	179
467	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	178
468	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	178
469	People Not Changing	172	178
470	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	177
471	Demographic Dummies	81	177
472	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	177
473	Intellectual Property Laws	40	176
474	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	176
475	Zoom Exhaustion	33	176
476	Idea Guys	113	175
477	Sand	178	175
478	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	173
479	Product Placement Movies	126	172
480	Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill	Bonus 30	172
481	Blowing your Wad Early	115	172
482	Occam's Razor	145	172
483	Incest Porn	32	171
484	Buyer's Remorse	116	171
485	Conservative Porn	121	170
486	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	169
487	Too Many Stop Signs	134	167
488	Credit Goblins	175	167
489	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	167
490	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	167
491	Women Talking like Babies	162	166
492	Premature E-Trackulation	15	165
493	Election Spam	161	165
494	Talking to the Cops	148	164
495	Downward Mobility	173	163
496	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	163
497	Your Friends Making You Look Bad	176	163
498	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	162
499	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	162
500	Old Movie Action Heroes	177	161
501	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	161
502	LARPing PUAs	26	161
503	Zipper Disrespecters	170	159
504	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	159
505	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	159
506	Stupid Food Trends	11	158
507	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	158
508	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	157
509	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	157
510	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	157
511	Pets Stepping on Your Balls	167	157
512	When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One	195	157
513	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	157
514	Race-Based Voice Actors	198	156
515	The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	185	156
516	Paralysis of Choice	135	156
517	Backseat Googlers	41	156
518	Power Outages	172	155
519	Sponsored Hate	28	154
520	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	154
521	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	154
522	Fake Fans	163	153
523	Arson Denial	172	152
524	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	151
525	The Chevron Deference	146	150
526	Babysitting a Drunk	208	148
527	No Flying Cars	80	148
528	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	148
529	The Voting Rights Act of 1965	Bonus 29	148
530	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	147
531	You Don't Get Anything For Voting	Bonus 29	147
532	"What the hell is wrong with me?"	188	146
533	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	146
534	Canada	177	146
535	Women Being "Based"	173	145
536	Pity Party Poopers	49	145
537	Communist Propaganda	185	145
538	Talking to Drunk People	184	144
539	The Vito Wars	Bonus 31	144
540	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	143
541	Non-Absorbant Napkins	177	143
542	Ruined Jokes	181	143
543	Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again	200	143
544	Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine	202	142
545	3D Technology	40	142
546	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	142
547	Money Shaming	144	141
548	Celebrity Bands	55	140
549	Distracted Children	130	139
550	Going to the Vet	144	139
551	People Who Can't Take a Joke	198	138
552	Early Winter Darkness	Bonus 30	138
553	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	138
554	Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels	196	136
555	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	136
556	Metaphor Hijacking	133	136
557	Hurricanes	158	136
558	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	136
559	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	135
560	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	135
561	USAID	176	135
562	The War on Jocks	170	135
563	Guys Who Break Up a Fight	163	135
564	Garbage Grillers	181	134
565	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	133
566	Shitty Deliveries	201	133
567	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	132
568	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	132
569	Influencer Slop	157	131
570	Asexuality	34	131
571	Poison Beer (PFAS)	190	131
572	Traffic Drones	189	130
573	Crybaby Businesses	183	130
574	Drunk Eating	56	130
575	The Fat Lady at the Olympics	Bonus 31	129
576	Man Face	161	128
577	Franchise Crossovers	62	128
578	Askholes	190	128
579	Anti DIY-ers	150	128
580	Cars That Look Like Cop Cars	188	127
581	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	127
582	Bad Pillows	162	126
583	Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment	Bonus 35	126
584	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	126
585	Rolling Blackouts	147	125
586	Babies in Movies/TV Shows	197	125
587	Mass Shootings	112	123
588	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	123
589	The War on Porn	190	123
590	The Royal "We"	103	122
591	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	122
592	Sports-a-phobia	59	122
593	Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets	192	120
594	Halftime Shows	78	120
595	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	120
596	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	119
597	Fatwas	53	118
598	Non-Consenual Sex Recording	174	118
599	Prison Food	Bonus 26	118
600	The Myth of Food Insecurity	205	116
601	Shows Moving From Their Normal Time	193	116
602	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	116
603	Not Showing Drink Prices	197	116
604	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	116
605	Smoking is Too Cool	27	115
606	Airplane Seats	95	114
607	Battery Corrosion	94	114
608	Bad Investments	179	113
609	Fucking Up the Landing	200	113
610	Electoral College Deniers	161	113
611	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	113
612	Backseat Murderers	114	113
613	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	112
614	Pronoun Resistance	1	112
615	Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore	Bonus 37	112
616	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	112
617	Women Taking Shit Over	204	111
618	H1B Visas	210	111
619	The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit	Bonus 37	111
620	Elmo	127	109
621	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	109
622	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	109
623	Dog Abuse	206	109
624	OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer	Bonus 31	108
625	Jesus Dying at 33	Bonus 34	107
626	Bryan Singer	88	107
627	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	106
628	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	106
629	Phone Format Paste	105	106
630	Pre-Checked Boxes	162	106
631	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	105
632	Headline Death Cockteasing	181	105
633	Culture War Criminals	106	105
634	Alexa Being Retarded	138	105
635	The 1%	184	105
636	Crypto Karens	146	105
637	Sports Gambling	Bonus 32	104
638	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	104
639	Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness	188	104
640	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	104
641	"What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?"	Bonus 36	104
642	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	103
643	Accent Intelligence Bias	173	103
644	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	103
645	Conservative Comedy	140	103
646	Backseat Parkers	195	102
647	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	102
648	Vanity Press	191	102
649	Spoiler Nazis	36	101
650	The US Postal Service	143	100
651	Not Automatically Getting Deals	208	100
652	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	99
653	Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	Bonus 34	99
654	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	99
655	"Would"	123	98
656	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	98
657	AI Evangelists	128	97
658	Liberal Mass Shooters	201	97
659	The Death of Public Dumps	195	97
660	Trivial Cheating	96	97
661	Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession	Bonus 35	97
662	Men and Their Legacies	185	96
663	Fake Straights	63	96
664	Not Having a Car Guy	187	96
665	Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt	209	94
666	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	94
667	Turn the AC "Up"	157	93
668	Doomers	174	93
669	Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off	206	92
670	It's Hard To Tell	160	92
671	Dad's TV Addiction	Bonus 35	91
672	Feral Hogs	147	91
673	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	91
674	Online Naturalists	61	90
675	Prison Abuse	128	90
676	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	90
677	Guys Who Won't Apologize	203	89
678	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	89
679	Getting Rid of Grease	38	88
680	The Meme of Einstein	171	87
681	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	86
682	Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom	186	86
683	The Modernization of Design	202	86
684	Undercover Cops at Burning Man	201	86
685	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	86
686	Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes	197	86
687	Pussing Out	209	85
688	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	84
689	Unnecessary Sequels	207	83
690	Fake Parking Spaces	204	83
691	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	83
692	Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey	200	82
693	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	82
694	Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In	199	82
695	Trick Food Sharing	174	82
696	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	81
697	Eric's Billboard Chart Scam	194	81
698	Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games)	191	81
699	VOCs (Everything Stinks)	211	81
700	Woke Museums	200	80
701	Everyone Wants a Piece	206	80
702	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	79
703	Having to Get Multiple Estimates	211	78
704	Bill Burr	182	77
705	Slowpoke Motorcycles	163	77
706	All Technology is a Flat Rectangle	186	77
707	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	77
708	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	76
709	It's Too Hot Insider During Winter	Bonus 30	76
710	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	75
711	Bob Dylan Worshippers	170	75
712	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	75
713	What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox?	199	74
714	The War on Hitler	207	73
715	Timing the Sides	203	73
716	The Death of the Organ	Bonus 32	72
717	Rough Teeth	107	72
718	Satanic Panic	77	71
719	Free Market Haters	82	71
720	Peladophobia	77	71
721	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	71
722	Ingratitude	179	70
723	Bible Truthers	105	70
724	People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up	206	69
725	Dream Ideas	183	69
726	Community Detachment	80	69
727	Accidental Screen Shares	129	69
728	Superman's Super Simping	Bonus 36	69
729	Fake AI Typing	210	68
730	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	67
731	"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	Bonus 34	67
732	Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes	167	67
733	Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks)	165	67
734	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	66
735	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	66
736	Gas Procrastinating	205	65
737	The Costco Guys	Bonus 31	64
738	Fake 2D Animation	38	63
739	"no" Autocorrect	60	63
740	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	63
741	Game Stop	110	63
742	Delusion	205	62
743	Writer's Block	202	62
744	e-Sports Hype	Bonus 32	60
745	Friends and Family Discounts	135	59
746	Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage	Bonus 35	58
747	People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	Bonus 34	58
748	Bluetooth	40	58
749	Religion in Schools	137	58
750	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	57
751	Soldering	184	57
752	Vtubers	145	55
753	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	55
754	Pathological Altruism	212	55
755	The War on Whiteface	56	55
756	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	54
757	Shitty Slow Motion	16	54
758	Gambling	188	53
759	Dad Little League Coach	Bonus 35	51
760	OCD Toasters	13	51
761	Leaving the Oven On	171	50
762	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	50
763	Crappy Salsa	212	50
764	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	49
765	Your Bro Getting a New Ho	171	49
766	Cash Only Businesses	191	49
767	Destiny's Dick	200	49
768	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	48
769	Nazis are Too Cool	85	47
770	Deli Dummies	193	46
771	IP Theft	199	45
772	Event Wristbands	45	45
773	Military Suicides	56	45
774	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	45
775	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	45
776	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	45
777	Everybody is a Cancer Doctor	189	45
778	Not Enough Leftovers	116	43
779	Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas	Bonus 38	42
780	The War on Doxing	169	41
781	Delivery Anticipation	207	41
782	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	40
783	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	40
784	Deficit Dummies	194	40
785	Secret Suicides	191	40
786	The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment	194	39
787	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	39
788	The Right's Obsession with Hollywood	205	39
789	Absolutely No Steroid Policies	Bonus 32	39
790	Sober October	109	36
791	Troubleshooting A Computer	209	36
792	Wil Stancil	208	35
793	CVS	201	34
794	Frozen	Bonus 30	34
795	Photo Albums	192	34
796	Bodegas	46	34
797	Shrinking Jaws	179	32
798	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	31
799	The End of the Civil War	Bonus 28	30
800	Not Enough Leftovers	Bonus 38	30
801	"Nesting"	193	29
802	False Piss Driblets	173	28
803	Paywalled Santas	212	27
804	Too Many Jedi	151	25
805	Sour Grapes	24	25
806	TMM (Too Much Mayo)	190	25
807	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	25
808	The Sun Exploding	140	24
809	Bad Movie Guilt	189	21
810	Poor Superheroes	179	21
811	Fortnite	98	21
812	UFO Conspiracies	138	21
813	Calling the Manager	203	19
814	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	19
815	Vibe Bombing	207	19
816	Flip Flops Breaking	30	17
817	The New McDonald's Monopoly	207	16
818	The Sex Offender Registry	126	14
819	The Extended Jesus Universe	Bonus 34	13
820	Arizona Inflation	90	12
821	Missle Defense Systems	192	8
822	Bad Turkey	Bonus 38	8
823	Needing to Buy Something on Black Friday	212	8
824	Video Games are Too Expensive	196	3
825	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	1
826	Halloweenies	109	0
827	Winter Wonderlands	Bonus 30	0
828	Soap Ejaculate	135	0
829	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-1
830	Social Media Disinformation	115	-1
831	Holiday Decorations	62	-1
832	Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In	181	-1
833	Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People	168	-1
834	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-2
835	Politeness Words	23	-4
836	Writing Checks	185	-4
837	Penny Pinchers	176	-5
838	Cheerleaders	Bonus 32	-6
839	Stolen Valor Vigilantes	199	-7
840	South Park Falling Off	198	-10
841	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-11
842	Macho Weathermen	11	-12
843	Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail	200	-14
844	VR Chat	51	-14
845	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-15
846	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-16
847	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-17
848	Surprises	169	-17
849	Nextdoor Apps	117	-18
850	Internet Beefs	192	-19
851	Fake Graphic Designers	182	-19
852	Disaster Tourism	172	-20
853	Disaster Blue Balls	160	-20
854	Dubs	139	-21
855	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-21
856	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-23
857	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-24
858	Bed Sheets	201	-24
859	Professional Wrestling	Bonus 32	-26
860	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-28
861	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-28
862	Scooter Parking Zones	184	-29
863	Bad Hecklers	151	-30
864	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-30
865	Work Holiday Parties	118	-31
866	Not Enough Tylenol	204	-31
867	Jersey Burning	63	-31
868	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-32
869	Legacy Characters	Bonus 36	-32
870	No Way to Short the Collectibles Market	211	-35
871	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-35
872	Slow Cancer	65	-36
873	Boneless Chicken Wings	210	-36
874	High Speed Train Fetishists	197	-37
875	Bad Blood	67	-37
876	The Myth of Hard Work	Bonus 32	-38
877	Getting Passed Over For a Promotion	167	-39
878	Seatbelt Laws	85	-39
879	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-39
880	Lex Luthor Was Right	Bonus 36	-40
881	Trump People	178	-40
882	Counting Dead Kids	110	-40
883	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-42
884	Vladimir Putin	30	-43
885	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-43
886	Shit in Your Drink	140	-43
887	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-46
888	Abandoning Roger Rabbit	210	-47
889	Disrespecting Comic Creators	Bonus 36	-48
890	Not Enough Indian Shit	Bonus 38	-48
891	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-48
892	Donkey Jelly	141	-49
893	Mugshot Envy	103	-49
894	Musician Doppelgangers	Bonus 37	-51
895	Watching a Man Drown	104	-51
896	The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth	164	-52
897	A Never-Ending Piss	204	-52
898	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-52
899	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-53
900	Transphobia	83	-54
901	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-54
902	Prisoner Firefighters	174	-54
903	Very Special Episodes	91	-56
904	The Superman Logo	Bonus 36	-56
905	Too Much Pride Flag Hate	211	-58
906	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-59
907	No Respect For The Good Times	198	-60
908	Branded Buttons	23	-61
909	Wifejak	166	-61
910	Police Body Cams	183	-63
911	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-63
912	Crack	28	-64
913	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-64
914	George Soros Conspiracies	Bonus 37	-65
915	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-66
916	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-66
917	Complaining About Free Media	159	-67
918	Buffet Anxiety	134	-69
919	The Decline in Youth Vapint	Bonus 31	-69
920	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-70
921	Realizing You Were The Bully in High School	164	-70
922	Fireworks	194	-71
923	Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash	180	-71
924	No Poop Allowed	208	-71
925	Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas	Bonus 31	-71
926	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-72
927	Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes	Bonus 30	-72
928	Lion Tamers	203	-73
929	Medical Marijuana	153	-74
930	Plushies	168	-75
931	Unqualified Applicants	114	-76
932	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-78
933	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-79
934	Printer Ink	180	-79
935	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-79
936	Hindu Temple Haters	209	-79
937	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-79
938	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-81
939	Derivative Dummies	124	-82
940	Forgetting to Wash Your Hair	186	-83
941	Horny Logic	143	-85
942	Sphere Haters	202	-87
943	No Adult Heelys	170	-88
944	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-89
945	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-89
946	Figure Skating	175	-91
947	American Privilege	118	-92
948	Federal Holidays	193	-92
949	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-92
950	Terrorism Haters	187	-92
951	Local Businesses	29	-93
952	Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops	189	-94
953	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-95
954	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-95
955	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-96
956	Too Long of Media	24	-99
957	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-100
958	Groupon Anxiety	195	-101
959	Black Israelites	63	-103
960	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-106
961	Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men)	178	-106
962	Eye Exams	175	-106
963	$1,000 Posters	87	-107
964	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-108
965	Gamers	100	-108
966	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-108
967	Shoelaces	158	-108
968	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-109
969	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-110
970	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-110
971	Pissphobes	84	-111
972	Body Shaming	151	-111
973	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-112
974	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-114
975	Killing All The Chickens	180	-114
976	Cave Explorers	154	-115
977	The Barbie Movie	101	-116
978	Bad Snaps	125	-116
979	Parental Wisdom	93	-116
980	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-117
981	NFT Haters	95	-117
982	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-118
983	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-120
984	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-121
985	National Parks	132	-123
986	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-123
987	Making Up Laws	Bonus 33	-126
988	Block Babies	102	-127
989	Different Races	Bonus 4	-129
990	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-131
991	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-138
992	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-140
993	Nostalgia 64	111	-141
994	Private Wi-Fis	126	-142
995	Gay Denial	196	-144
996	Fan Entitlement	70	-145
997	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-146
998	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-148
999	Getting Idioms Wrong	Bonus 33	-148
1000	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-153
1001	Lingering Holidays	156	-153
1002	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-153
1003	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-153
1004	Lack of Receipts	Bonus 33	-154
1005	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-159
1006	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-160
1007	Using Stock Photography Wrong	Bonus 33	-166
1008	Public Urination Laws	14	-169
1009	Cynicism	180	-171
1010	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-176
1011	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-176
1012	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-178
1013	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-193
1014	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-197
1015	Kink Shaming	35	-198
1016	Surrogacy Haters	119	-198
1017	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-201
1018	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-201
1019	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-203
1020	Shoulder Nipples	71	-204
1021	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-212
1022	Fingernail Piles	121	-220
1023	Canon Cops	43	-223
1024	The Transgender Military Ban	177	-236
1025	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-247
1026	False False Flags	72	-249
1027	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-255
1028	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-265
1029	Disability Discrimination	35	-279
1030	Email	60	-286
1031	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-289
1032	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-291
1033	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-292
1034	Not Enough Seanies	39	-298
1035	Night Pooping	94	-308
1036	Digital Piracy	165	-321
1037	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-333
1038	Ratchet Straps	54	-334
1039	Futurama Fans	31	-357
1040	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-360
1041	Evolution	48	-365
1042	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-365
1043	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-367
1044	Anti-Semitism	60	-409
1045	Baby Lovers	136	-409
1046	Cum	71	-451
1047	Hitler	68	-495
1048	French Fries	Bonus 10	-703
1049	"You Voted For This"	25	-820
1050	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-960
1051	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-974
1052	Puppets	7	-1219
1053	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1295
1054	COVID Deniers	5	-1909