The Problems

This Week

Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine	101
The Modernization of Design	54
Writer's Block	39
Sphere Haters	-58

Latest Bonus Episode

"What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?"	88
Superman's Super Simping	57
Legacy Characters	-27
Lex Luthor Was Right	-32
Disrespecting Comic Creators	-37
The Superman Logo	-44

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4345
2	Fat Brain	2	3858
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3332
4	Too Much Pride	4	2568
5	"Disinformation"	3	2232
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2097
7	Late Rape	10	2047
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	1994
9	Tattle Tales	10	1856
10	Seth Rogen	19	1793
11	The War on Blackface	2	1703
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1664
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1595
14	Scientism	7	1523
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1406
16	Payment Processors	8	1382
17	Child Advocates	4	1268
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1230
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1215
20	The IRS	52	1131
21	Deinstitutionalization	6	1118
22	Inflation	24	1097
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1056
24	Pedophiles	29	995
25	Fake News	13	981
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	948
27	YouTube Role Models	5	937
28	Goth Erasure	8	901
29	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	886
30	Forced Diversity in Film	24	884
31	Prison Rape	7	879
32	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	849
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	824
34	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	821
35	Kangaroo Courts	51	819
36	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	814
37	Trans Athletes	10	810
38	Edgy Reboots	3	802
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	791
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	776
41	No-Knock Raids	28	762
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	758
43	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	758
44	Charger Not Included	15	744
45	Regret	4	736
46	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	722
47	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	705
48	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	702
49	The War on Anonymity	68	700
50	Social Malware	14	700
51	Installing Console Games	12	698
52	Political Scientists	26	695
53	The Homeless	80	687
54	Womansplaining	53	667
55	Holocaust Metaphors	9	658
56	Circumcision Apologists	59	657
57	Conservatives	67	653
58	Women's Tears	37	646
59	Going Back to Work	22	643
60	Testicular Torsion	19	637
61	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	637
62	Family Court	16	628
63	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	627
64	Comply Guys	52	616
65	Gun Control	15	611
66	Lack of Bidets	2	606
67	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	602
68	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	601
69	Rent is Too Damn High	48	593
70	Waiting	Bonus 1	581
71	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	579
72	Sustainability	11	578
73	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	576
74	Swatting	48	563
75	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	559
76	Pussy Cops	42	559
77	Eldercare	25	558
78	Civil Forfeiture	20	555
79	Media Consolidation	36	548
80	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	542
81	Empty Parking Lots	111	540
82	Parking Idlers	42	539
83	Short Attention Spans	86	534
84	Political Canonizations	17	531
85	"Buy the Dip"	1	529
86	Fake Neurodivergence	40	529
87	Nuclear War	30	521
88	Corporate Bootlicking	60	520
89	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	519
90	Silencing the User	16	518
91	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	516
92	The National Debt	27	516
93	Boycotts of the Week	35	515
94	Indoctrinating Children	33	514
95	Animal Abuse	50	507
96	Bad Jannies	26	506
97	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	501
98	The De-Sexification of Media	71	500
99	Social Media	55	499
100	Live Action Anime	19	495
101	Sleep Deprivation	32	495
102	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	487
103	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	483
104	Inventing Black Inventors	27	482
105	Student Debt Repayment	54	481
106	Big Leaguing	121	479
107	Two-Factor Authentication	6	479
108	Plea Deals	105	478
109	Master Erasure	12	470
110	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	470
111	Silver Alerts	6	463
112	Manliness Gurus	71	462
113	Woke Unions	16	459
114	George Soros District Attorneys	94	448
115	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	446
116	Theater Kids	56	446
117	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	444
118	Cash Bail	18	444
119	Columbus Hate	12	442
120	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	439
121	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	438
122	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	437
123	No More Comedies	37	436
124	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	434
125	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	434
126	Female Comedy Writers	54	434
127	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	433
128	Picky Parkers	7	431
129	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	431
130	Speed Traps	133	430
131	Deadname Drama	53	429
132	Common Core Math	127	429
133	Wrongful Convictions	136	427
134	Broken Bones	25	427
135	Blindness	22	426
136	Game Journalists	50	425
137	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	423
138	Funko Pops	18	423
139	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	421
140	Cash Register Solicitations	39	420
141	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	419
142	Shorter Attention Spans	57	416
143	Charity Fraud	96	415
144	Throwing Your Back Out	128	414
145	Wellness Checks	58	413
146	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	413
147	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	411
148	Robocallers	125	410
149	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	409
150	DEI	122	409
151	Democracy	Bonus 2	407
152	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	406
153	The War on Drugs	142	403
154	Bread Tacos	31	402
155	Child Support	61	402
156	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	400
157	Vito's Twitter Account	23	398
158	Hate Hoaxes	43	396
159	Loud Music at Bars	83	395
160	Whiny Waiters	83	395
161	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	394
162	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	390
163	Food Going Bad	93	389
164	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	389
165	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	388
166	Live Service Video Games	123	386
167	The SEC	99	385
168	Mobile-Only Websites	52	384
169	"Love Bombing"	34	384
170	Uninformed Voters	76	383
171	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	382
172	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	378
173	Unrealistic Expectations	42	376
174	Easy Mode Activists	33	375
175	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	374
176	Wil Wheaton	127	373
177	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	371
178	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	368
179	Stock Market Morons	86	366
180	SSRIs	49	362
181	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	361
182	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	360
183	Bad Neighbors	110	360
184	The Gas Stove Ban	73	360
185	Artificial Scarcity	94	359
186	e-Whores	72	356
187	Amber Heard Supporters	44	356
188	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	356
189	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	355
190	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	354
191	Keyboard Warriors	31	354
192	Simulation Theory	9	354
193	Laws That Make You Lie	34	354
194	Reparation Retardation	82	351
195	Elon Musk	67	350
196	Autism	64	350
197	Freemium Software	127	348
198	Cops Transferring Departments	126	347
199	Mosquitos	109	343
200	Nocturia	94	343
201	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	342
202	The Anchoring Effect	79	342
203	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	340
204	Toxic Positivity	95	340
205	Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area	168	339
206	Compelled Speech	83	336
207	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	335
208	Adam Sessler	73	334
209	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	334
210	Influencer Culture	45	333
211	Losing Shit	91	332
212	Freeway Protesters	46	332
213	Women Working at Home Depot	149	331
214	Famine	47	331
215	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	328
216	Big Government	102	325
217	Snail-in Voting	92	325
218	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	324
219	Non-Drivers	100	321
220	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	321
221	Women's Stories	138	321
222	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	321
223	The Emperor's New Burn	38	321
224	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	320
225	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	320
226	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	319
227	Long Lost Lectures	13	317
228	"No" Erasure	147	315
229	Suicide Baiting	120	315
230	Tech Switcheroos	77	315
231	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	313
232	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	312
233	Shitty Shippers	105	311
234	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	311
235	Armchair Mechanics	15	311
236	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	311
237	Contouring	79	310
238	People Who Don't Get Out of the Way	160	309
239	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	309
240	Time Vampires	137	308
241	Girl Bosses	143	307
242	Travel Insurance	25	306
243	Swastika Scaries	70	306
244	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	305
245	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	305
246	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	305
247	Tinnitus	114	305
248	Women's Dating Advice	104	305
249	The Olympics	28	304
250	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	304
251	The Five-Day Work Week	103	304
252	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	303
253	Stan Culture	119	303
254	Epstein Blue Balls	47	302
255	Tip Jar Takeover	75	299
256	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	299
257	Missed Opportunities	77	299
258	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	298
259	Too Many Licenses	46	298
260	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	298
261	Female Gamers	141	297
262	Parasocial Relationships	90	296
263	The UK Government	106	296
264	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	296
265	Great Government Firewalls	84	294
266	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	291
267	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	291
268	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	291
269	Initiating the Conversation	21	289
270	Unlisted Prices	120	289
271	Stranger Danger	111	289
272	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	288
273	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	287
274	Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations)	187	285
275	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	283
276	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	282
277	Communism	153	282
278	Domain Squatters	17	282
279	Living in the Ghetto	36	282
280	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	281
281	Pimples on Your Nose	110	281
282	Minimum Wageslaves	49	281
283	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	281
284	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	280
285	Post Purchase Surveys	81	280
286	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	280
287	Height Discrimination	47	280
288	Chump Syndrome	118	279
289	Drug Dummies	97	278
290	Team Guys	146	277
291	Effective Altruism	64	276
292	Awareness	98	276
293	Intrusive Thoughts	118	274
294	Fear of Negotiating	74	273
295	Gaslighting About Inflation	Bonus 31	272
296	Land Acknowledgements	89	271
297	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	271
298	Compulsive Liars	117	270
299	Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are	175	270
300	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	269
301	Fake Libertarians	103	269
302	Taylor Swift	125	269
303	The Civil Rights Act	85	267
304	Lag	153	267
305	Going to the Doctor	76	266
306	Rickety Shit	104	266
307	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	266
308	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	266
309	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	264
310	Graduation Speeches	93	264
311	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	263
312	Subsidizing Demand	154	263
313	Immigration	116	262
314	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	261
315	Cover Charges	86	260
316	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	260
317	Drip Pricing	88	260
318	Home Repair	124	260
319	Fool's Tits	152	259
320	Guys Who Can't Drive	165	259
321	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	258
322	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	258
323	Kink Personalities	79	257
324	Making Decisions	91	257
325	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	256
326	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	256
327	Extreme Heat Events	45	255
328	Philistines	58	254
329	Space Tourists	5	254
330	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	254
331	The "u mad?" Game	73	254
332	Starving Artists	69	254
333	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	254
334	Subway Performers	88	253
335	Hustlers' Universities	122	253
336	Ticketmaster	65	253
337	Cockteasing	65	250
338	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	250
339	Blacklists	140	249
340	Finger Pain	10	249
341	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	248
342	Bad Cell Service	141	247
343	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	247
344	Nude Negotiators	32	246
345	Candidates Pretending to be Human	Bonus 29	246
346	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	245
347	Foreign Lobbyists	139	245
348	Relying on Your Friends	87	243
349	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	242
350	"Objectively"	112	242
351	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	241
352	Hypocrisy	87	241
353	The Minimum Wage	4	241
354	Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal	166	240
355	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	240
356	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	240
357	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	239
358	Apple Fanboys	127	239
359	Washing and Drying Long Hair	178	239
360	"Right of Way" Disrespecters	170	238
361	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	238
362	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	237
363	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	237
364	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	236
365	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	234
366	USB Cables	80	231
367	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	230
368	Mandatory Milk	152	229
369	Thirst Traps	81	229
370	First Ladies	122	228
371	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	227
372	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	226
373	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	226
374	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	226
375	Ear Worms	29	225
376	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	225
377	Pedo Jacketing	62	224
378	My Bitch Realtor	89	223
379	Venue Cancellation	63	221
380	Fake Death Threats	129	221
381	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	221
382	Sticky Electronics	166	221
383	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	220
384	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	220
385	Craigslist Complainers	21	219
386	Bad Shopping Carts	156	218
387	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	217
388	Tardy Drink Refills	92	217
389	Locking Yourself Out	152	217
390	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	217
391	Unnecessary Censorship	171	216
392	Oakland, CA	150	216
393	Train Wrecks	78	215
394	Stupid Awards Shows	131	214
395	Roadside Death Shrines	36	212
396	How Much Money is Spent on Elections	Bonus 29	212
397	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	212
398	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	211
399	Women Fighting in Movies	120	210
400	One Hour Meetings	143	209
401	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	209
402	The Abuse of "Abuse"	162	209
403	Women in Star Wars	89	207
404	Health Insurance Claim Denials	167	206
405	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	206
406	Shoulder Pain	159	206
407	Thoughts and Prayers	74	206
408	May the 4th	88	205
409	Seatbelt Alarms	27	205
410	Content Ratings Boards	138	204
411	The Haka	164	204
412	Cops Doing You a Favor	168	203
413	Vegan Donuts	131	203
414	Tight Booths	119	203
415	High People	Bonus 15	203
416	Activist Ice Cream	97	202
417	Lack of Fictional Bigots	161	200
418	Activist CEOs	139	200
419	Data Breaches	148	200
420	Sore Losers	163	199
421	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	199
422	Empty Retail Spaces	166	198
423	Male Feminists	182	198
424	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	198
425	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	196
426	Fake Retirements	114	196
427	Suction Cups	43	196
428	Cute Shit	164	196
429	"Citation Needed"	187	195
430	All The Vaccine Autism Shit	178	193
431	The Parallel Economy	130	192
432	Snitches	155	191
433	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	191
434	Confirmation Bias	125	190
435	Ghost Texts	102	190
436	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	190
437	Vibe Coding	196	186
438	Side Hustles	32	186
439	Going to Work While Sick	139	185
440	Source Snobs	96	185
441	Breast Cancer Charity Scams	169	184
442	Hoarding	134	184
443	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	184
444	Men With "Daddy Issues"	186	184
445	Tiny House Propaganda	117	184
446	Holiday Parties	69	183
447	Sensationalism	66	183
448	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	182
449	Touchy Teachers	169	182
450	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	182
451	Rental Car Insurance	154	182
452	Losing Your Tools	154	182
453	Rats	159	181
454	Cults	150	181
455	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	181
456	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	180
457	Boob Truthers	109	180
458	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	180
459	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	180
460	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	180
461	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	179
462	Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did	Bonus 35	179
463	Bad Day Holidays	132	178
464	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	178
465	Texas Legal Myths	107	178
466	Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door	160	178
467	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	178
468	Intellectual Property Laws	40	177
469	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	177
470	Going to the Dentist	70	176
471	Demographic Dummies	81	176
472	People Not Changing	172	176
473	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	175
474	Zoom Exhaustion	33	175
475	Product Placement Movies	126	174
476	Incest Porn	32	174
477	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	174
478	Sand	178	174
479	Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill	Bonus 30	172
480	Idea Guys	113	172
481	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	171
482	Occam's Razor	145	171
483	Buyer's Remorse	116	171
484	Blowing your Wad Early	115	170
485	Conservative Porn	121	169
486	Too Many Stop Signs	134	167
487	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	167
488	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	166
489	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	166
490	Credit Goblins	175	165
491	Women Talking like Babies	162	164
492	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	164
493	Premature E-Trackulation	15	164
494	Downward Mobility	173	162
495	Your Friends Making You Look Bad	176	162
496	Talking to the Cops	148	162
497	Old Movie Action Heroes	177	161
498	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	161
499	LARPing PUAs	26	161
500	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	160
501	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	160
502	Election Spam	161	160
503	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	160
504	Zipper Disrespecters	170	158
505	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	158
506	Stupid Food Trends	11	158
507	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	158
508	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	157
509	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	157
510	Pets Stepping on Your Balls	167	157
511	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	157
512	The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	185	156
513	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	156
514	Paralysis of Choice	135	156
515	Backseat Googlers	41	155
516	When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One	195	155
517	Sponsored Hate	28	154
518	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	154
519	Power Outages	172	154
520	Fake Fans	163	153
521	Arson Denial	172	152
522	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	152
523	Race-Based Voice Actors	198	151
524	The Chevron Deference	146	149
525	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	149
526	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	148
527	You Don't Get Anything For Voting	Bonus 29	148
528	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	147
529	"What the hell is wrong with me?"	188	146
530	The Voting Rights Act of 1965	Bonus 29	146
531	No Flying Cars	80	145
532	Pity Party Poopers	49	145
533	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	145
534	Canada	177	145
535	Talking to Drunk People	184	144
536	Communist Propaganda	185	144
537	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	143
538	Women Being "Based"	173	143
539	The Vito Wars	Bonus 31	143
540	Ruined Jokes	181	143
541	Non-Absorbant Napkins	177	142
542	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	141
543	Money Shaming	144	140
544	Early Winter Darkness	Bonus 30	139
545	Distracted Children	130	139
546	3D Technology	40	139
547	Celebrity Bands	55	138
548	Going to the Vet	144	138
549	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	138
550	Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels	196	137
551	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	135
552	Metaphor Hijacking	133	135
553	The War on Jocks	170	135
554	Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again	200	135
555	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	134
556	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	134
557	Garbage Grillers	181	134
558	Hurricanes	158	134
559	Guys Who Break Up a Fight	163	134
560	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	134
561	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	133
562	USAID	176	133
563	People Who Can't Take a Joke	198	132
564	Asexuality	34	131
565	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	131
566	Crybaby Businesses	183	130
567	Poison Beer (PFAS)	190	130
568	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	130
569	Influencer Slop	157	129
570	Franchise Crossovers	62	129
571	Drunk Eating	56	129
572	The Fat Lady at the Olympics	Bonus 31	129
573	Traffic Drones	189	128
574	Man Face	161	128
575	Cars That Look Like Cop Cars	188	127
576	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	127
577	Shitty Deliveries	201	127
578	Anti DIY-ers	150	127
579	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	126
580	Rolling Blackouts	147	125
581	Askholes	190	125
582	Bad Pillows	162	124
583	Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment	Bonus 35	124
584	Babies in Movies/TV Shows	197	124
585	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	123
586	Mass Shootings	112	122
587	Halftime Shows	78	122
588	Sports-a-phobia	59	122
589	The War on Porn	190	121
590	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	121
591	Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets	192	120
592	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	120
593	The Royal "We"	103	118
594	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	118
595	Fatwas	53	118
596	Prison Food	Bonus 26	118
597	Non-Consenual Sex Recording	174	117
598	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	116
599	Smoking is Too Cool	27	116
600	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	116
601	Shows Moving From Their Normal Time	193	114
602	Not Showing Drink Prices	197	114
603	Electoral College Deniers	161	113
604	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	113
605	Bad Investments	179	112
606	Airplane Seats	95	112
607	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	112
608	Pronoun Resistance	1	112
609	Battery Corrosion	94	112
610	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	112
611	Backseat Murderers	114	111
612	Fucking Up the Landing	200	110
613	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	108
614	Elmo	127	108
615	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	108
616	Jesus Dying at 33	Bonus 34	107
617	Phone Format Paste	105	107
618	OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer	Bonus 31	107
619	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	106
620	Pre-Checked Boxes	162	106
621	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	105
622	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	105
623	Culture War Criminals	106	105
624	Bryan Singer	88	105
625	Alexa Being Retarded	138	105
626	Crypto Karens	146	105
627	Accent Intelligence Bias	173	104
628	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	104
629	Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness	188	104
630	Headline Death Cockteasing	181	104
631	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	104
632	The 1%	184	104
633	Sports Gambling	Bonus 32	103
634	Spoiler Nazis	36	103
635	Conservative Comedy	140	103
636	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	102
637	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	102
638	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	102
639	Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine	202	101
640	Backseat Parkers	195	101
641	The US Postal Service	143	100
642	Vanity Press	191	100
643	"Would"	123	98
644	Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	Bonus 34	98
645	AI Evangelists	128	97
646	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	97
647	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	97
648	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	97
649	Fake Straights	63	96
650	Trivial Cheating	96	96
651	The Death of Public Dumps	195	96
652	Not Having a Car Guy	187	95
653	Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession	Bonus 35	95
654	Men and Their Legacies	185	94
655	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	94
656	Turn the AC "Up"	157	93
657	Doomers	174	93
658	Feral Hogs	147	91
659	Liberal Mass Shooters	201	91
660	It's Hard To Tell	160	91
661	Dad's TV Addiction	Bonus 35	90
662	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	90
663	Prison Abuse	128	90
664	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	90
665	Online Naturalists	61	88
666	"What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?"	Bonus 36	88
667	The Meme of Einstein	171	87
668	Getting Rid of Grease	38	87
669	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	86
670	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	86
671	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	86
672	Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom	186	85
673	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	84
674	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	83
675	Undercover Cops at Burning Man	201	83
676	Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes	197	83
677	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	82
678	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	82
679	Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games)	191	81
680	Trick Food Sharing	174	81
681	Eric's Billboard Chart Scam	194	80
682	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	79
683	Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In	199	79
684	Woke Museums	200	78
685	Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey	200	77
686	Slowpoke Motorcycles	163	77
687	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	77
688	Bill Burr	182	76
689	All Technology is a Flat Rectangle	186	76
690	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	76
691	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	75
692	Bob Dylan Worshippers	170	75
693	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	75
694	It's Too Hot Insider During Winter	Bonus 30	75
695	What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox?	199	74
696	The Death of the Organ	Bonus 32	72
697	Free Market Haters	82	72
698	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	71
699	Bible Truthers	105	71
700	Satanic Panic	77	70
701	Rough Teeth	107	70
702	Peladophobia	77	70
703	Ingratitude	179	69
704	Dream Ideas	183	69
705	Accidental Screen Shares	129	69
706	Community Detachment	80	68
707	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	67
708	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	67
709	"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	Bonus 34	66
710	Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks)	165	66
711	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	65
712	Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes	167	65
713	The Costco Guys	Bonus 31	64
714	"no" Autocorrect	60	64
715	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	63
716	Fake 2D Animation	38	62
717	e-Sports Hype	Bonus 32	60
718	Friends and Family Discounts	135	59
719	Game Stop	110	59
720	Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage	Bonus 35	57
721	Religion in Schools	137	57
722	Soldering	184	57
723	Superman's Super Simping	Bonus 36	57
724	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	56
725	People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	Bonus 34	56
726	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	55
727	Bluetooth	40	55
728	The War on Whiteface	56	55
729	Vtubers	145	54
730	The Modernization of Design	202	54
731	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	53
732	Shitty Slow Motion	16	53
733	Gambling	188	52
734	OCD Toasters	13	52
735	Dad Little League Coach	Bonus 35	50
736	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	49
737	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	49
738	Your Bro Getting a New Ho	171	49
739	Cash Only Businesses	191	49
740	Nazis are Too Cool	85	49
741	Leaving the Oven On	171	48
742	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	47
743	Deli Dummies	193	46
744	IP Theft	199	45
745	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	45
746	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	45
747	Destiny's Dick	200	45
748	Event Wristbands	45	44
749	Military Suicides	56	44
750	Everybody is a Cancer Doctor	189	44
751	Not Enough Leftovers	116	43
752	The War on Doxing	169	41
753	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	41
754	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	40
755	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	40
756	Deficit Dummies	194	40
757	The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment	194	39
758	Writer's Block	202	39
759	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	39
760	Absolutely No Steroid Policies	Bonus 32	39
761	Sober October	109	37
762	Secret Suicides	191	36
763	Photo Albums	192	35
764	Frozen	Bonus 30	34
765	Bodegas	46	34
766	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	34
767	Shrinking Jaws	179	33
768	CVS	201	31
769	The End of the Civil War	Bonus 28	30
770	False Piss Driblets	173	29
771	"Nesting"	193	29
772	TMM (Too Much Mayo)	190	26
773	Too Many Jedi	151	24
774	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	24
775	Sour Grapes	24	23
776	Poor Superheroes	179	22
777	The Sun Exploding	140	22
778	UFO Conspiracies	138	21
779	Bad Movie Guilt	189	20
780	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	20
781	Fortnite	98	20
782	Flip Flops Breaking	30	16
783	The Sex Offender Registry	126	14
784	Arizona Inflation	90	14
785	The Extended Jesus Universe	Bonus 34	13
786	Missle Defense Systems	192	7
787	Video Games are Too Expensive	196	5
788	Winter Wonderlands	Bonus 30	1
789	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	0
790	Holiday Decorations	62	0
791	Halloweenies	109	-1
792	Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In	181	-1
793	Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People	168	-1
794	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-3
795	Soap Ejaculate	135	-3
796	Social Media Disinformation	115	-5
797	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-5
798	Politeness Words	23	-5
799	Writing Checks	185	-5
800	Penny Pinchers	176	-6
801	Stolen Valor Vigilantes	199	-7
802	Cheerleaders	Bonus 32	-7
803	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-11
804	Macho Weathermen	11	-13
805	VR Chat	51	-14
806	South Park Falling Off	198	-15
807	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-15
808	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-15
809	Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail	200	-16
810	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-18
811	Surprises	169	-18
812	Fake Graphic Designers	182	-19
813	Internet Beefs	192	-20
814	Disaster Blue Balls	160	-20
815	Nextdoor Apps	117	-21
816	Dubs	139	-21
817	Bed Sheets	201	-21
818	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-22
819	Disaster Tourism	172	-22
820	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-23
821	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-24
822	Professional Wrestling	Bonus 32	-27
823	Legacy Characters	Bonus 36	-27
824	Scooter Parking Zones	184	-29
825	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-29
826	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-30
827	Lex Luthor Was Right	Bonus 36	-32
828	Work Holiday Parties	118	-32
829	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-32
830	Jersey Burning	63	-32
831	Bad Hecklers	151	-33
832	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-33
833	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-34
834	Slow Cancer	65	-36
835	Bad Blood	67	-36
836	Disrespecting Comic Creators	Bonus 36	-37
837	The Myth of Hard Work	Bonus 32	-38
838	High Speed Train Fetishists	197	-39
839	Seatbelt Laws	85	-39
840	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-39
841	Getting Passed Over For a Promotion	167	-40
842	Trump People	178	-41
843	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-42
844	Vladimir Putin	30	-43
845	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-43
846	Shit in Your Drink	140	-43
847	Counting Dead Kids	110	-43
848	The Superman Logo	Bonus 36	-44
849	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-46
850	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-48
851	Donkey Jelly	141	-49
852	Mugshot Envy	103	-49
853	Transphobia	83	-50
854	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-51
855	Watching a Man Drown	104	-51
856	The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth	164	-53
857	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-54
858	Prisoner Firefighters	174	-54
859	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-55
860	Very Special Episodes	91	-57
861	Sphere Haters	202	-58
862	No Respect For The Good Times	198	-60
863	Branded Buttons	23	-60
864	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-61
865	Wifejak	166	-61
866	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-62
867	Police Body Cams	183	-63
868	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-63
869	Crack	28	-65
870	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-66
871	Complaining About Free Media	159	-68
872	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-68
873	The Decline in Youth Vapint	Bonus 31	-69
874	Buffet Anxiety	134	-69
875	Realizing You Were The Bully in High School	164	-70
876	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-71
877	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-71
878	Fireworks	194	-71
879	Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas	Bonus 31	-71
880	Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes	Bonus 30	-72
881	Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash	180	-73
882	Plushies	168	-73
883	Medical Marijuana	153	-74
884	Unqualified Applicants	114	-78
885	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-78
886	Printer Ink	180	-79
887	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-79
888	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-79
889	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-80
890	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-81
891	Forgetting to Wash Your Hair	186	-82
892	Derivative Dummies	124	-82
893	Horny Logic	143	-85
894	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-89
895	Figure Skating	175	-89
896	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-89
897	No Adult Heelys	170	-89
898	American Privilege	118	-92
899	Terrorism Haters	187	-92
900	Local Businesses	29	-93
901	Federal Holidays	193	-93
902	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-94
903	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-95
904	Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops	189	-95
905	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-95
906	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-97
907	Too Long of Media	24	-100
908	Groupon Anxiety	195	-100
909	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-100
910	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-103
911	Black Israelites	63	-103
912	Eye Exams	175	-104
913	Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men)	178	-106
914	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-107
915	$1,000 Posters	87	-107
916	Gamers	100	-107
917	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-107
918	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-108
919	Shoelaces	158	-108
920	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-109
921	Pissphobes	84	-110
922	Body Shaming	151	-110
923	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-110
924	Parental Wisdom	93	-113
925	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-114
926	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-114
927	Killing All The Chickens	180	-114
928	The Barbie Movie	101	-115
929	Bad Snaps	125	-116
930	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-117
931	Cave Explorers	154	-117
932	NFT Haters	95	-118
933	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-118
934	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-119
935	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-122
936	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-122
937	National Parks	132	-123
938	Block Babies	102	-125
939	Making Up Laws	Bonus 33	-126
940	Different Races	Bonus 4	-131
941	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-132
942	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-140
943	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-141
944	Private Wi-Fis	126	-142
945	Fan Entitlement	70	-143
946	Nostalgia 64	111	-144
947	Gay Denial	196	-145
948	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-148
949	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-148
950	Getting Idioms Wrong	Bonus 33	-148
951	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-150
952	Lingering Holidays	156	-153
953	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-153
954	Lack of Receipts	Bonus 33	-154
955	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-154
956	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-158
957	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-160
958	Using Stock Photography Wrong	Bonus 33	-166
959	Public Urination Laws	14	-168
960	Cynicism	180	-171
961	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-176
962	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-177
963	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-178
964	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-194
965	Kink Shaming	35	-195
966	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-197
967	Surrogacy Haters	119	-198
968	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-200
969	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-201
970	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-202
971	Shoulder Nipples	71	-204
972	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-212
973	Fingernail Piles	121	-222
974	Canon Cops	43	-223
975	The Transgender Military Ban	177	-236
976	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-247
977	False False Flags	72	-250
978	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-255
979	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-264
980	Disability Discrimination	35	-279
981	Email	60	-286
982	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-287
983	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-291
984	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-292
985	Not Enough Seanies	39	-297
986	Night Pooping	94	-308
987	Digital Piracy	165	-314
988	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-332
989	Ratchet Straps	54	-334
990	Futurama Fans	31	-359
991	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-362
992	Evolution	48	-365
993	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-365
994	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-369
995	Anti-Semitism	60	-406
996	Baby Lovers	136	-407
997	Cum	71	-449
998	Hitler	68	-488
999	French Fries	Bonus 10	-702
1000	"You Voted For This"	25	-815
1001	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-954
1002	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-970
1003	Puppets	7	-1214
1004	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1289
1005	COVID Deniers	5	-1900