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All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4361
2	Fat Brain	2	3877
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3343
4	Too Much Pride	4	2582
5	"Disinformation"	3	2246
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2106
7	Late Rape	10	2054
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	2001
9	Tattle Tales	10	1861
10	Seth Rogen	19	1800
11	The War on Blackface	2	1709
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1674
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1607
14	Scientism	7	1532
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1415
16	Payment Processors	8	1387
17	Child Advocates	4	1266
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1237
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1223
20	The IRS	52	1140
21	Deinstitutionalization	6	1119
22	Inflation	24	1099
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1061
24	Pedophiles	29	1000
25	Fake News	13	981
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	950
27	YouTube Role Models	5	939
28	Goth Erasure	8	908
29	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	894
30	Forced Diversity in Film	24	889
31	Prison Rape	7	885
32	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	857
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	827
34	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	825
35	Kangaroo Courts	51	823
36	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	820
37	Trans Athletes	10	814
38	Edgy Reboots	3	806
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	796
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	781
41	No-Knock Raids	28	767
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	763
43	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	760
44	Charger Not Included	15	746
45	Regret	4	736
46	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	725
47	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	715
48	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	705
49	The War on Anonymity	68	704
50	Social Malware	14	704
51	Installing Console Games	12	698
52	Political Scientists	26	697
53	The Homeless	80	691
54	Womansplaining	53	669
55	Circumcision Apologists	59	663
56	Holocaust Metaphors	9	660
57	Conservatives	67	651
58	Women's Tears	37	648
59	Going Back to Work	22	642
60	Testicular Torsion	19	639
61	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	638
62	Family Court	16	630
63	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	627
64	Comply Guys	52	619
65	Gun Control	15	614
66	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	610
67	Lack of Bidets	2	608
68	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	604
69	Rent is Too Damn High	48	594
70	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	586
71	Waiting	Bonus 1	583
72	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	582
73	Sustainability	11	577
74	Swatting	48	564
75	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	562
76	Pussy Cops	42	561
77	Eldercare	25	560
78	Civil Forfeiture	20	556
79	Media Consolidation	36	549
80	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	543
81	Empty Parking Lots	111	540
82	Parking Idlers	42	539
83	Short Attention Spans	86	536
84	Fake Neurodivergence	40	535
85	Political Canonizations	17	532
86	"Buy the Dip"	1	531
87	Corporate Bootlicking	60	522
88	Nuclear War	30	521
89	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	519
90	Silencing the User	16	519
91	The National Debt	27	518
92	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	517
93	Indoctrinating Children	33	516
94	Boycotts of the Week	35	514
95	Animal Abuse	50	511
96	Bad Jannies	26	506
97	The De-Sexification of Media	71	505
98	Social Media	55	501
99	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	501
100	Sleep Deprivation	32	500
101	Live Action Anime	19	494
102	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	489
103	Inventing Black Inventors	27	485
104	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	484
105	Two-Factor Authentication	6	481
106	Big Leaguing	121	480
107	Student Debt Repayment	54	480
108	Plea Deals	105	479
109	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	474
110	Master Erasure	12	473
111	Silver Alerts	6	464
112	Manliness Gurus	71	463
113	Woke Unions	16	461
114	George Soros District Attorneys	94	450
115	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	448
116	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	448
117	Theater Kids	56	447
118	Cash Bail	18	445
119	Columbus Hate	12	444
120	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	443
121	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	441
122	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	439
123	No More Comedies	37	438
124	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	437
125	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	437
126	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	436
127	Female Comedy Writers	54	435
128	Common Core Math	127	433
129	Picky Parkers	7	432
130	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	432
131	Deadname Drama	53	430
132	Wrongful Convictions	136	430
133	Speed Traps	133	430
134	Broken Bones	25	429
135	Game Journalists	50	428
136	Blindness	22	428
137	Funko Pops	18	426
138	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	425
139	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	423
140	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	423
141	Cash Register Solicitations	39	421
142	Throwing Your Back Out	128	419
143	Shorter Attention Spans	57	418
144	Charity Fraud	96	417
145	DEI	122	415
146	Wellness Checks	58	414
147	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	414
148	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	414
149	Robocallers	125	411
150	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	410
151	Democracy	Bonus 2	408
152	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	408
153	The War on Drugs	142	404
154	Child Support	61	404
155	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	404
156	Bread Tacos	31	402
157	Vito's Twitter Account	23	402
158	Loud Music at Bars	83	400
159	Hate Hoaxes	43	398
160	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	395
161	Whiny Waiters	83	394
162	Food Going Bad	93	393
163	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	393
164	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	393
165	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	391
166	Live Service Video Games	123	389
167	The SEC	99	387
168	Mobile-Only Websites	52	387
169	"Love Bombing"	34	385
170	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	385
171	Uninformed Voters	76	385
172	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	380
173	Easy Mode Activists	33	378
174	Wil Wheaton	127	378
175	Unrealistic Expectations	42	377
176	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	375
177	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	371
178	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	370
179	Stock Market Morons	86	368
180	The Gas Stove Ban	73	364
181	SSRIs	49	363
182	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	362
183	Artificial Scarcity	94	362
184	Bad Neighbors	110	362
185	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	361
186	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	360
187	e-Whores	72	359
188	Amber Heard Supporters	44	359
189	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	356
190	Keyboard Warriors	31	356
191	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	356
192	Laws That Make You Lie	34	355
193	Simulation Theory	9	354
194	Autism	64	354
195	Reparation Retardation	82	353
196	Elon Musk	67	348
197	Freemium Software	127	348
198	Mosquitos	109	348
199	Cops Transferring Departments	126	346
200	Nocturia	94	345
201	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	344
202	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	343
203	The Anchoring Effect	79	343
204	Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area	168	342
205	Toxic Positivity	95	342
206	Compelled Speech	83	339
207	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	337
208	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	336
209	Losing Shit	91	335
210	Adam Sessler	73	334
211	Freeway Protesters	46	334
212	Influencer Culture	45	333
213	Women Working at Home Depot	149	332
214	Famine	47	330
215	Snail-in Voting	92	329
216	Big Government	102	328
217	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	327
218	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	326
219	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	325
220	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	324
221	Non-Drivers	100	323
222	Women's Stories	138	323
223	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	323
224	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	321
225	The Emperor's New Burn	38	321
226	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	319
227	Suicide Baiting	120	317
228	"No" Erasure	147	317
229	Tech Switcheroos	77	317
230	Long Lost Lectures	13	317
231	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	314
232	Shitty Shippers	105	313
233	Armchair Mechanics	15	313
234	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	313
235	People Who Don't Get Out of the Way	160	312
236	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	312
237	Contouring	79	312
238	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	312
239	Girl Bosses	143	310
240	Time Vampires	137	309
241	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	309
242	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	309
243	Swastika Scaries	70	308
244	Tinnitus	114	307
245	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	307
246	Travel Insurance	25	306
247	Women's Dating Advice	104	306
248	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	305
249	The Olympics	28	305
250	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	305
251	The Five-Day Work Week	103	305
252	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	304
253	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	304
254	Stan Culture	119	304
255	Epstein Blue Balls	47	304
256	Tip Jar Takeover	75	302
257	Missed Opportunities	77	301
258	Too Many Licenses	46	300
259	The UK Government	106	300
260	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	299
261	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	298
262	Parasocial Relationships	90	298
263	Great Government Firewalls	84	297
264	Female Gamers	141	296
265	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	295
266	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	293
267	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	292
268	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	292
269	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	292
270	Initiating the Conversation	21	291
271	Stranger Danger	111	291
272	Unlisted Prices	120	288
273	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	288
274	Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations)	187	286
275	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	285
276	Communism	153	285
277	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	284
278	Domain Squatters	17	284
279	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	283
280	Living in the Ghetto	36	283
281	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	281
282	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	281
283	Post Purchase Surveys	81	281
284	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	281
285	Minimum Wageslaves	49	281
286	Pimples on Your Nose	110	280
287	Chump Syndrome	118	280
288	Height Discrimination	47	280
289	Team Guys	146	279
290	Drug Dummies	97	278
291	Effective Altruism	64	277
292	Awareness	98	277
293	Fear of Negotiating	74	274
294	Intrusive Thoughts	118	274
295	Gaslighting About Inflation	Bonus 31	273
296	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	273
297	Land Acknowledgements	89	272
298	Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are	175	271
299	Compulsive Liars	117	270
300	The Civil Rights Act	85	270
301	Taylor Swift	125	270
302	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	269
303	Fake Libertarians	103	269
304	Lag	153	268
305	Rickety Shit	104	267
306	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	267
307	Going to the Doctor	76	266
308	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	266
309	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	266
310	Graduation Speeches	93	266
311	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	264
312	Immigration	116	263
313	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	263
314	Subsidizing Demand	154	263
315	Cover Charges	86	261
316	Drip Pricing	88	261
317	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	260
318	Fool's Tits	152	260
319	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	260
320	Guys Who Can't Drive	165	260
321	Home Repair	124	260
322	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	258
323	Making Decisions	91	258
324	Kink Personalities	79	257
325	Extreme Heat Events	45	256
326	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	256
327	Space Tourists	5	256
328	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	256
329	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	255
330	The "u mad?" Game	73	255
331	Subway Performers	88	255
332	Ticketmaster	65	255
333	Philistines	58	254
334	Starving Artists	69	254
335	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	254
336	Hustlers' Universities	122	253
337	Cockteasing	65	252
338	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	252
339	Bad Cell Service	141	251
340	Finger Pain	10	251
341	Blacklists	140	249
342	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	249
343	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	248
344	Candidates Pretending to be Human	Bonus 29	247
345	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	246
346	Foreign Lobbyists	139	245
347	Relying on Your Friends	87	245
348	Nude Negotiators	32	245
349	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	243
350	The Minimum Wage	4	243
351	Hypocrisy	87	242
352	Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal	166	242
353	Apple Fanboys	127	242
354	"Objectively"	112	242
355	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	241
356	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	240
357	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	240
358	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	240
359	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	240
360	Washing and Drying Long Hair	178	240
361	"Right of Way" Disrespecters	170	239
362	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	239
363	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	237
364	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	236
365	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	235
366	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	232
367	USB Cables	80	232
368	Thirst Traps	81	231
369	Mandatory Milk	152	229
370	First Ladies	122	228
371	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	228
372	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	228
373	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	227
374	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	226
375	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	226
376	Ear Worms	29	226
377	My Bitch Realtor	89	224
378	Pedo Jacketing	62	224
379	Venue Cancellation	63	223
380	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	222
381	Fake Death Threats	129	222
382	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	221
383	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	221
384	Sticky Electronics	166	221
385	Craigslist Complainers	21	220
386	Tardy Drink Refills	92	219
387	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	219
388	Bad Shopping Carts	156	218
389	Unnecessary Censorship	171	217
390	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	217
391	Train Wrecks	78	217
392	Locking Yourself Out	152	217
393	Oakland, CA	150	217
394	Stupid Awards Shows	131	215
395	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	213
396	Women in Star Wars	89	212
397	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	212
398	Roadside Death Shrines	36	212
399	The Haka	164	211
400	Women Fighting in Movies	120	210
401	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	210
402	How Much Money is Spent on Elections	Bonus 29	210
403	One Hour Meetings	143	209
404	The Abuse of "Abuse"	162	209
405	May the 4th	88	208
406	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	207
407	Health Insurance Claim Denials	167	206
408	Seatbelt Alarms	27	206
409	Thoughts and Prayers	74	206
410	Shoulder Pain	159	206
411	Content Ratings Boards	138	205
412	Cops Doing You a Favor	168	204
413	Vegan Donuts	131	204
414	High People	Bonus 15	204
415	Tight Booths	119	203
416	Activist Ice Cream	97	202
417	Lack of Fictional Bigots	161	200
418	Activist CEOs	139	200
419	Data Breaches	148	200
420	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	199
421	Sore Losers	163	199
422	Cute Shit	164	199
423	Empty Retail Spaces	166	198
424	Male Feminists	182	198
425	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	197
426	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	196
427	Suction Cups	43	196
428	"Citation Needed"	187	195
429	Fake Retirements	114	194
430	All The Vaccine Autism Shit	178	193
431	The Parallel Economy	130	192
432	Snitches	155	191
433	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	191
434	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	191
435	Confirmation Bias	125	190
436	Ghost Texts	102	189
437	Vibe Coding	196	188
438	Going to Work While Sick	139	186
439	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	186
440	Source Snobs	96	186
441	Breast Cancer Charity Scams	169	185
442	Hoarding	134	185
443	Men With "Daddy Issues"	186	185
444	Sensationalism	66	185
445	Side Hustles	32	185
446	Holiday Parties	69	184
447	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	184
448	Losing Your Tools	154	184
449	Tiny House Propaganda	117	184
450	Rats	159	183
451	Touchy Teachers	169	182
452	Rental Car Insurance	154	182
453	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	181
454	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	181
455	Boob Truthers	109	181
456	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	181
457	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	181
458	Cults	150	181
459	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	180
460	Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door	160	180
461	Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did	Bonus 35	180
462	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	179
463	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	179
464	Texas Legal Myths	107	179
465	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	179
466	Going to the Dentist	70	178
467	Bad Day Holidays	132	178
468	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	178
469	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	178
470	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	177
471	Demographic Dummies	81	177
472	People Not Changing	172	177
473	Intellectual Property Laws	40	176
474	Zoom Exhaustion	33	176
475	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	175
476	Sand	178	175
477	Idea Guys	113	174
478	Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill	Bonus 30	172
479	Product Placement Movies	126	172
480	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	172
481	Blowing your Wad Early	115	171
482	Occam's Razor	145	171
483	Incest Porn	32	171
484	Buyer's Remorse	116	171
485	Conservative Porn	121	170
486	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	168
487	Too Many Stop Signs	134	167
488	Credit Goblins	175	167
489	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	167
490	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	166
491	Women Talking like Babies	162	165
492	Premature E-Trackulation	15	165
493	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	164
494	Your Friends Making You Look Bad	176	164
495	Election Spam	161	164
496	Downward Mobility	173	163
497	Talking to the Cops	148	163
498	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	162
499	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	161
500	LARPing PUAs	26	161
501	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	161
502	Old Movie Action Heroes	177	160
503	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	160
504	Zipper Disrespecters	170	159
505	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	159
506	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	158
507	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	157
508	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	157
509	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	157
510	Stupid Food Trends	11	157
511	Pets Stepping on Your Balls	167	157
512	When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One	195	157
513	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	157
514	The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	185	156
515	Paralysis of Choice	135	156
516	Race-Based Voice Actors	198	155
517	Backseat Googlers	41	155
518	Sponsored Hate	28	154
519	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	154
520	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	154
521	Power Outages	172	154
522	Fake Fans	163	153
523	Arson Denial	172	152
524	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	151
525	The Chevron Deference	146	150
526	No Flying Cars	80	148
527	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	148
528	The Voting Rights Act of 1965	Bonus 29	148
529	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	147
530	You Don't Get Anything For Voting	Bonus 29	147
531	"What the hell is wrong with me?"	188	146
532	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	146
533	Canada	177	146
534	Women Being "Based"	173	145
535	Babysitting a Drunk	208	145
536	Pity Party Poopers	49	145
537	Communist Propaganda	185	145
538	Talking to Drunk People	184	144
539	The Vito Wars	Bonus 31	144
540	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	143
541	Non-Absorbant Napkins	177	143
542	Ruined Jokes	181	143
543	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	142
544	Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again	200	142
545	3D Technology	40	141
546	Money Shaming	144	141
547	Celebrity Bands	55	140
548	Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine	202	139
549	Distracted Children	130	139
550	Going to the Vet	144	139
551	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	138
552	Early Winter Darkness	Bonus 30	137
553	People Who Can't Take a Joke	198	137
554	Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels	196	136
555	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	136
556	Hurricanes	158	136
557	Metaphor Hijacking	133	136
558	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	135
559	USAID	176	135
560	The War on Jocks	170	135
561	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	135
562	Guys Who Break Up a Fight	163	135
563	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	134
564	Garbage Grillers	181	134
565	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	133
566	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	132
567	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	132
568	Shitty Deliveries	201	132
569	Asexuality	34	131
570	Influencer Slop	157	130
571	Traffic Drones	189	130
572	Crybaby Businesses	183	130
573	Drunk Eating	56	130
574	Poison Beer (PFAS)	190	130
575	The Fat Lady at the Olympics	Bonus 31	129
576	Man Face	161	128
577	Franchise Crossovers	62	128
578	Askholes	190	128
579	Anti DIY-ers	150	128
580	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	127
581	Cars That Look Like Cop Cars	188	127
582	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	126
583	Bad Pillows	162	125
584	Rolling Blackouts	147	125
585	Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment	Bonus 35	125
586	Babies in Movies/TV Shows	197	124
587	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	123
588	Mass Shootings	112	123
589	The War on Porn	190	123
590	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	122
591	Sports-a-phobia	59	122
592	The Royal "We"	103	121
593	Halftime Shows	78	120
594	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	120
595	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	119
596	Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets	192	119
597	Fatwas	53	118
598	Non-Consenual Sex Recording	174	118
599	Prison Food	Bonus 26	118
600	The Myth of Food Insecurity	205	116
601	Shows Moving From Their Normal Time	193	116
602	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	116
603	Not Showing Drink Prices	197	115
604	Smoking is Too Cool	27	115
605	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	115
606	Battery Corrosion	94	114
607	Bad Investments	179	113
608	Airplane Seats	95	113
609	Fucking Up the Landing	200	113
610	Electoral College Deniers	161	113
611	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	113
612	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	112
613	Pronoun Resistance	1	112
614	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	112
615	Women Taking Shit Over	204	111
616	Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore	Bonus 37	111
617	Backseat Murderers	114	111
618	The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit	Bonus 37	110
619	Elmo	127	109
620	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	109
621	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	109
622	OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer	Bonus 31	108
623	H1B Visas	210	108
624	Jesus Dying at 33	Bonus 34	107
625	Bryan Singer	88	107
626	Dog Abuse	206	107
627	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	106
628	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	106
629	Phone Format Paste	105	106
630	Pre-Checked Boxes	162	106
631	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	105
632	Headline Death Cockteasing	181	105
633	Culture War Criminals	106	105
634	Alexa Being Retarded	138	105
635	Crypto Karens	146	105
636	Sports Gambling	Bonus 32	104
637	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	104
638	Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness	188	104
639	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	104
640	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	103
641	Accent Intelligence Bias	173	103
642	The 1%	184	103
643	"What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?"	Bonus 36	103
644	Conservative Comedy	140	103
645	Backseat Parkers	195	102
646	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	102
647	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	102
648	Spoiler Nazis	36	101
649	Vanity Press	191	101
650	The US Postal Service	143	100
651	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	99
652	Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	Bonus 34	99
653	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	99
654	Not Automatically Getting Deals	208	99
655	"Would"	123	98
656	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	98
657	AI Evangelists	128	97
658	Trivial Cheating	96	97
659	The Death of Public Dumps	195	97
660	Fake Straights	63	96
661	Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession	Bonus 35	96
662	Men and Their Legacies	185	95
663	Liberal Mass Shooters	201	95
664	Not Having a Car Guy	187	95
665	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	94
666	Turn the AC "Up"	157	93
667	Doomers	174	93
668	Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt	209	92
669	It's Hard To Tell	160	92
670	Feral Hogs	147	91
671	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	91
672	Online Naturalists	61	90
673	Dad's TV Addiction	Bonus 35	90
674	Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off	206	90
675	Prison Abuse	128	90
676	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	90
677	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	89
678	Getting Rid of Grease	38	88
679	Guys Who Won't Apologize	203	88
680	The Meme of Einstein	171	87
681	Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom	186	86
682	Undercover Cops at Burning Man	201	86
683	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	86
684	Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes	197	86
685	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	85
686	The Modernization of Design	202	84
687	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	84
688	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	83
689	Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey	200	82
690	Fake Parking Spaces	204	82
691	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	82
692	Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In	199	82
693	Trick Food Sharing	174	82
694	Eric's Billboard Chart Scam	194	81
695	Unnecessary Sequels	207	81
696	Pussing Out	209	81
697	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	80
698	Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games)	191	80
699	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	79
700	Woke Museums	200	79
701	Everyone Wants a Piece	206	78
702	Bill Burr	182	77
703	Slowpoke Motorcycles	163	77
704	All Technology is a Flat Rectangle	186	77
705	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	77
706	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	76
707	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	75
708	VOCs (Everything Stinks)	211	75
709	Bob Dylan Worshippers	170	75
710	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	75
711	It's Too Hot Insider During Winter	Bonus 30	75
712	What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox?	199	74
713	Having to Get Multiple Estimates	211	74
714	The Death of the Organ	Bonus 32	72
715	Rough Teeth	107	72
716	Timing the Sides	203	72
717	The War on Hitler	207	71
718	Free Market Haters	82	71
719	Peladophobia	77	71
720	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	71
721	Satanic Panic	77	70
722	Ingratitude	179	70
723	Bible Truthers	105	70
724	Dream Ideas	183	69
725	Community Detachment	80	69
726	Accidental Screen Shares	129	69
727	People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up	206	68
728	Superman's Super Simping	Bonus 36	68
729	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	67
730	Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes	167	67
731	Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks)	165	67
732	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	66
733	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	66
734	Gas Procrastinating	205	66
735	"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	Bonus 34	66
736	Fake AI Typing	210	64
737	The Costco Guys	Bonus 31	64
738	Fake 2D Animation	38	63
739	"no" Autocorrect	60	63
740	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	63
741	Game Stop	110	63
742	Delusion	205	60
743	Writer's Block	202	60
744	e-Sports Hype	Bonus 32	60
745	Friends and Family Discounts	135	59
746	People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	Bonus 34	58
747	Bluetooth	40	58
748	Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage	Bonus 35	57
749	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	57
750	Religion in Schools	137	57
751	Soldering	184	57
752	Vtubers	145	55
753	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	55
754	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	55
755	The War on Whiteface	56	55
756	Shitty Slow Motion	16	54
757	Gambling	188	53
758	OCD Toasters	13	51
759	Leaving the Oven On	171	50
760	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	50
761	Dad Little League Coach	Bonus 35	50
762	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	49
763	Your Bro Getting a New Ho	171	49
764	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	48
765	Cash Only Businesses	191	48
766	Destiny's Dick	200	48
767	Deli Dummies	193	46
768	Nazis are Too Cool	85	46
769	IP Theft	199	45
770	Event Wristbands	45	45
771	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	45
772	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	45
773	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	45
774	Everybody is a Cancer Doctor	189	45
775	Military Suicides	56	44
776	Not Enough Leftovers	116	43
777	The War on Doxing	169	41
778	Delivery Anticipation	207	40
779	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	40
780	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	40
781	Deficit Dummies	194	40
782	The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment	194	39
783	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	39
784	The Right's Obsession with Hollywood	205	39
785	Absolutely No Steroid Policies	Bonus 32	39
786	Secret Suicides	191	39
787	Sober October	109	36
788	Wil Stancil	208	34
789	CVS	201	34
790	Frozen	Bonus 30	34
791	Photo Albums	192	34
792	Bodegas	46	34
793	Troubleshooting A Computer	209	33
794	Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas	Bonus 38	32
795	Shrinking Jaws	179	32
796	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	31
797	The End of the Civil War	Bonus 28	30
798	"Nesting"	193	29
799	False Piss Driblets	173	28
800	Sour Grapes	24	25
801	TMM (Too Much Mayo)	190	25
802	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	25
803	Too Many Jedi	151	24
804	The Sun Exploding	140	24
805	Bad Movie Guilt	189	21
806	Poor Superheroes	179	21
807	Fortnite	98	21
808	UFO Conspiracies	138	21
809	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	19
810	Not Enough Leftovers	Bonus 38	19
811	Calling the Manager	203	18
812	Vibe Bombing	207	17
813	Flip Flops Breaking	30	17
814	The New McDonald's Monopoly	207	15
815	The Sex Offender Registry	126	14
816	The Extended Jesus Universe	Bonus 34	13
817	Arizona Inflation	90	13
818	Crappy Salsa	212	12
819	Pathological Altruism	212	10
820	Missle Defense Systems	192	8
821	Bad Turkey	Bonus 38	5
822	Video Games are Too Expensive	196	4
823	Paywalled Santas	212	3
824	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	1
825	Needing to Buy Something on Black Friday	212	1
826	Halloweenies	109	0
827	Winter Wonderlands	Bonus 30	0
828	Soap Ejaculate	135	0
829	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-1
830	Holiday Decorations	62	-1
831	Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In	181	-1
832	Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People	168	-2
833	Social Media Disinformation	115	-3
834	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-3
835	Politeness Words	23	-4
836	Writing Checks	185	-5
837	Cheerleaders	Bonus 32	-6
838	Penny Pinchers	176	-6
839	Stolen Valor Vigilantes	199	-7
840	South Park Falling Off	198	-9
841	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-11
842	Macho Weathermen	11	-12
843	Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail	200	-14
844	VR Chat	51	-14
845	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-15
846	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-15
847	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-17
848	Surprises	169	-17
849	Nextdoor Apps	117	-19
850	Internet Beefs	192	-19
851	Fake Graphic Designers	182	-19
852	Disaster Blue Balls	160	-20
853	Dubs	139	-21
854	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-21
855	Disaster Tourism	172	-21
856	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-23
857	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-24
858	Bed Sheets	201	-24
859	Professional Wrestling	Bonus 32	-27
860	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-28
861	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-28
862	Scooter Parking Zones	184	-29
863	Bad Hecklers	151	-30
864	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-30
865	Not Enough Tylenol	204	-31
866	Jersey Burning	63	-31
867	Work Holiday Parties	118	-32
868	Not Enough Indian Shit	Bonus 38	-32
869	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-33
870	Legacy Characters	Bonus 36	-33
871	No Way to Short the Collectibles Market	211	-34
872	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-34
873	Boneless Chicken Wings	210	-35
874	Slow Cancer	65	-36
875	High Speed Train Fetishists	197	-37
876	Bad Blood	67	-37
877	The Myth of Hard Work	Bonus 32	-38
878	Seatbelt Laws	85	-38
879	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-39
880	Getting Passed Over For a Promotion	167	-40
881	Counting Dead Kids	110	-40
882	Lex Luthor Was Right	Bonus 36	-41
883	Trump People	178	-41
884	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-42
885	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-43
886	Shit in Your Drink	140	-43
887	Vladimir Putin	30	-44
888	Abandoning Roger Rabbit	210	-46
889	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-46
890	Disrespecting Comic Creators	Bonus 36	-47
891	Donkey Jelly	141	-49
892	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-49
893	Mugshot Envy	103	-49
894	Watching a Man Drown	104	-51
895	Musician Doppelgangers	Bonus 37	-52
896	The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth	164	-52
897	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-52
898	A Never-Ending Piss	204	-53
899	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-53
900	Too Much Pride Flag Hate	211	-54
901	Transphobia	83	-54
902	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-54
903	Prisoner Firefighters	174	-54
904	The Superman Logo	Bonus 36	-55
905	Very Special Episodes	91	-56
906	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-59
907	No Respect For The Good Times	198	-60
908	Branded Buttons	23	-61
909	Wifejak	166	-61
910	Police Body Cams	183	-63
911	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-63
912	Crack	28	-64
913	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-64
914	George Soros Conspiracies	Bonus 37	-64
915	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-66
916	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-66
917	Complaining About Free Media	159	-67
918	The Decline in Youth Vapint	Bonus 31	-69
919	Buffet Anxiety	134	-69
920	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-70
921	Realizing You Were The Bully in High School	164	-70
922	Fireworks	194	-71
923	Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash	180	-71
924	No Poop Allowed	208	-71
925	Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas	Bonus 31	-71
926	Lion Tamers	203	-71
927	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-72
928	Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes	Bonus 30	-72
929	Medical Marijuana	153	-74
930	Hindu Temple Haters	209	-75
931	Plushies	168	-75
932	Unqualified Applicants	114	-77
933	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-78
934	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-79
935	Printer Ink	180	-79
936	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-79
937	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-79
938	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-81
939	Derivative Dummies	124	-82
940	Forgetting to Wash Your Hair	186	-83
941	Horny Logic	143	-85
942	Sphere Haters	202	-88
943	No Adult Heelys	170	-88
944	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-89
945	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-89
946	Figure Skating	175	-91
947	American Privilege	118	-92
948	Terrorism Haters	187	-92
949	Federal Holidays	193	-92
950	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-92
951	Local Businesses	29	-93
952	Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops	189	-94
953	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-95
954	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-95
955	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-96
956	Too Long of Media	24	-99
957	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-100
958	Groupon Anxiety	195	-101
959	Black Israelites	63	-103
960	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-106
961	Eye Exams	175	-106
962	Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men)	178	-106
963	$1,000 Posters	87	-107
964	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-108
965	Gamers	100	-108
966	Shoelaces	158	-108
967	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-108
968	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-109
969	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-110
970	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-110
971	Pissphobes	84	-111
972	Body Shaming	151	-111
973	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-112
974	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-114
975	Killing All The Chickens	180	-114
976	Cave Explorers	154	-115
977	Parental Wisdom	93	-115
978	The Barbie Movie	101	-116
979	Bad Snaps	125	-116
980	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-117
981	NFT Haters	95	-117
982	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-118
983	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-120
984	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-121
985	National Parks	132	-123
986	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-123
987	Making Up Laws	Bonus 33	-126
988	Block Babies	102	-127
989	Different Races	Bonus 4	-129
990	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-131
991	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-138
992	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-140
993	Nostalgia 64	111	-141
994	Private Wi-Fis	126	-142
995	Gay Denial	196	-144
996	Fan Entitlement	70	-145
997	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-146
998	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-148
999	Getting Idioms Wrong	Bonus 33	-148
1000	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-153
1001	Lingering Holidays	156	-153
1002	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-153
1003	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-153
1004	Lack of Receipts	Bonus 33	-154
1005	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-159
1006	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-160
1007	Using Stock Photography Wrong	Bonus 33	-166
1008	Public Urination Laws	14	-169
1009	Cynicism	180	-171
1010	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-176
1011	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-176
1012	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-178
1013	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-193
1014	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-197
1015	Kink Shaming	35	-198
1016	Surrogacy Haters	119	-198
1017	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-201
1018	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-201
1019	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-203
1020	Shoulder Nipples	71	-204
1021	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-212
1022	Fingernail Piles	121	-220
1023	Canon Cops	43	-223
1024	The Transgender Military Ban	177	-236
1025	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-247
1026	False False Flags	72	-249
1027	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-255
1028	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-265
1029	Disability Discrimination	35	-279
1030	Email	60	-286
1031	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-289
1032	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-291
1033	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-292
1034	Not Enough Seanies	39	-298
1035	Night Pooping	94	-308
1036	Digital Piracy	165	-319
1037	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-333
1038	Ratchet Straps	54	-334
1039	Futurama Fans	31	-357
1040	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-360
1041	Evolution	48	-365
1042	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-365
1043	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-367
1044	Anti-Semitism	60	-409
1045	Baby Lovers	136	-409
1046	Cum	71	-451
1047	Hitler	68	-495
1048	French Fries	Bonus 10	-703
1049	"You Voted For This"	25	-820
1050	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-960
1051	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-974
1052	Puppets	7	-1219
1053	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1295
1054	COVID Deniers	5	-1909