The Problems

This Week

Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again	96
Fucking Up the Landing	80
Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey	60
Woke Museums	59
Destiny's Dick	36
Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail	-7

Latest Bonus Episode

"What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?"	60
Superman's Super Simping	37
Disrespecting Comic Creators	-23
Legacy Characters	-23
Lex Luthor Was Right	-26
The Superman Logo	-31

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4342
2	Fat Brain	2	3854
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3329
4	Too Much Pride	4	2567
5	"Disinformation"	3	2231
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2096
7	Late Rape	10	2046
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	1992
9	Tattle Tales	10	1855
10	Seth Rogen	19	1789
11	The War on Blackface	2	1701
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1663
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1593
14	Scientism	7	1522
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1403
16	Payment Processors	8	1377
17	Child Advocates	4	1265
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1228
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1212
20	The IRS	52	1129
21	Deinstitutionalization	6	1116
22	Inflation	24	1095
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1055
24	Pedophiles	29	994
25	Fake News	13	979
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	948
27	YouTube Role Models	5	935
28	Goth Erasure	8	900
29	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	885
30	Forced Diversity in Film	24	881
31	Prison Rape	7	879
32	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	846
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	823
34	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	821
35	Kangaroo Courts	51	817
36	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	814
37	Trans Athletes	10	809
38	Edgy Reboots	3	800
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	789
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	776
41	No-Knock Raids	28	761
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	757
43	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	756
44	Charger Not Included	15	741
45	Regret	4	735
46	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	721
47	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	704
48	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	702
49	The War on Anonymity	68	700
50	Social Malware	14	700
51	Installing Console Games	12	697
52	Political Scientists	26	695
53	The Homeless	80	686
54	Womansplaining	53	666
55	Holocaust Metaphors	9	658
56	Circumcision Apologists	59	657
57	Conservatives	67	654
58	Women's Tears	37	645
59	Going Back to Work	22	643
60	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	637
61	Testicular Torsion	19	636
62	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	628
63	Family Court	16	628
64	Comply Guys	52	615
65	Gun Control	15	611
66	Lack of Bidets	2	606
67	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	601
68	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	600
69	Rent is Too Damn High	48	592
70	Waiting	Bonus 1	581
71	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	579
72	Sustainability	11	578
73	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	576
74	Swatting	48	563
75	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	559
76	Pussy Cops	42	559
77	Eldercare	25	558
78	Civil Forfeiture	20	555
79	Media Consolidation	36	548
80	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	542
81	Empty Parking Lots	111	540
82	Parking Idlers	42	539
83	Short Attention Spans	86	534
84	Political Canonizations	17	531
85	"Buy the Dip"	1	529
86	Fake Neurodivergence	40	529
87	Nuclear War	30	521
88	Corporate Bootlicking	60	520
89	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	518
90	Silencing the User	16	518
91	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	516
92	The National Debt	27	516
93	Boycotts of the Week	35	515
94	Indoctrinating Children	33	514
95	Animal Abuse	50	508
96	Bad Jannies	26	506
97	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	501
98	The De-Sexification of Media	71	500
99	Social Media	55	498
100	Sleep Deprivation	32	495
101	Live Action Anime	19	493
102	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	487
103	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	482
104	Inventing Black Inventors	27	482
105	Student Debt Repayment	54	482
106	Big Leaguing	121	479
107	Two-Factor Authentication	6	479
108	Plea Deals	105	478
109	Master Erasure	12	470
110	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	470
111	Silver Alerts	6	463
112	Manliness Gurus	71	462
113	Woke Unions	16	459
114	George Soros District Attorneys	94	449
115	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	446
116	Theater Kids	56	445
117	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	444
118	Cash Bail	18	444
119	Columbus Hate	12	442
120	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	438
121	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	438
122	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	438
123	No More Comedies	37	436
124	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	434
125	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	434
126	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	433
127	Female Comedy Writers	54	433
128	Picky Parkers	7	431
129	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	430
130	Speed Traps	133	430
131	Common Core Math	127	429
132	Deadname Drama	53	428
133	Wrongful Convictions	136	427
134	Broken Bones	25	427
135	Blindness	22	426
136	Game Journalists	50	424
137	Funko Pops	18	423
138	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	422
139	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	420
140	Cash Register Solicitations	39	420
141	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	419
142	Shorter Attention Spans	57	416
143	Throwing Your Back Out	128	415
144	Charity Fraud	96	415
145	Wellness Checks	58	413
146	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	413
147	Robocallers	125	411
148	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	411
149	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	408
150	DEI	122	408
151	Democracy	Bonus 2	407
152	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	406
153	The War on Drugs	142	404
154	Child Support	61	402
155	Bread Tacos	31	401
156	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	401
157	Vito's Twitter Account	23	398
158	Hate Hoaxes	43	396
159	Loud Music at Bars	83	395
160	Whiny Waiters	83	395
161	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	394
162	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	390
163	Food Going Bad	93	389
164	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	389
165	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	388
166	The SEC	99	385
167	Live Service Video Games	123	385
168	Mobile-Only Websites	52	384
169	"Love Bombing"	34	384
170	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	382
171	Uninformed Voters	76	382
172	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	378
173	Unrealistic Expectations	42	376
174	Easy Mode Activists	33	375
175	Wil Wheaton	127	373
176	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	373
177	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	371
178	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	368
179	Stock Market Morons	86	366
180	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	361
181	SSRIs	49	361
182	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	360
183	Bad Neighbors	110	360
184	The Gas Stove Ban	73	360
185	Artificial Scarcity	94	359
186	e-Whores	72	356
187	Amber Heard Supporters	44	356
188	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	356
189	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	355
190	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	354
191	Simulation Theory	9	354
192	Laws That Make You Lie	34	354
193	Keyboard Warriors	31	353
194	Reparation Retardation	82	351
195	Elon Musk	67	350
196	Autism	64	350
197	Freemium Software	127	348
198	Cops Transferring Departments	126	347
199	Mosquitos	109	343
200	Nocturia	94	343
201	The Anchoring Effect	79	342
202	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	341
203	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	340
204	Toxic Positivity	95	340
205	Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area	168	338
206	Compelled Speech	83	336
207	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	335
208	Adam Sessler	73	334
209	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	334
210	Influencer Culture	45	333
211	Losing Shit	91	332
212	Freeway Protesters	46	332
213	Women Working at Home Depot	149	330
214	Famine	47	330
215	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	328
216	Big Government	102	325
217	Snail-in Voting	92	325
218	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	324
219	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	321
220	Women's Stories	138	321
221	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	321
222	The Emperor's New Burn	38	321
223	Non-Drivers	100	320
224	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	320
225	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	320
226	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	319
227	Long Lost Lectures	13	317
228	"No" Erasure	147	315
229	Suicide Baiting	120	315
230	Tech Switcheroos	77	315
231	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	313
232	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	312
233	Shitty Shippers	105	311
234	Armchair Mechanics	15	311
235	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	311
236	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	310
237	Contouring	79	310
238	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	309
239	Time Vampires	137	308
240	People Who Don't Get Out of the Way	160	308
241	Swastika Scaries	70	307
242	Girl Bosses	143	306
243	Travel Insurance	25	306
244	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	305
245	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	305
246	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	305
247	Tinnitus	114	305
248	Women's Dating Advice	104	305
249	The Olympics	28	304
250	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	304
251	The Five-Day Work Week	103	304
252	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	303
253	Stan Culture	119	303
254	Epstein Blue Balls	47	301
255	Tip Jar Takeover	75	299
256	Missed Opportunities	77	299
257	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	298
258	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	298
259	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	298
260	Female Gamers	141	297
261	Too Many Licenses	46	297
262	Parasocial Relationships	90	296
263	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	296
264	Great Government Firewalls	84	294
265	The UK Government	106	294
266	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	292
267	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	291
268	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	291
269	Initiating the Conversation	21	289
270	Unlisted Prices	120	289
271	Stranger Danger	111	289
272	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	288
273	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	287
274	Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations)	187	285
275	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	283
276	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	282
277	Domain Squatters	17	282
278	Living in the Ghetto	36	282
279	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	281
280	Pimples on Your Nose	110	281
281	Communism	153	281
282	Minimum Wageslaves	49	281
283	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	281
284	Height Discrimination	47	281
285	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	280
286	Post Purchase Surveys	81	280
287	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	280
288	Chump Syndrome	118	279
289	Drug Dummies	97	278
290	Team Guys	146	277
291	Effective Altruism	64	276
292	Awareness	98	276
293	Intrusive Thoughts	118	274
294	Fear of Negotiating	74	273
295	Gaslighting About Inflation	Bonus 31	272
296	Land Acknowledgements	89	271
297	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	271
298	Compulsive Liars	117	270
299	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	269
300	Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are	175	269
301	Fake Libertarians	103	269
302	Taylor Swift	125	269
303	The Civil Rights Act	85	267
304	Lag	153	267
305	Going to the Doctor	76	266
306	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	266
307	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	266
308	Rickety Shit	104	265
309	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	264
310	Graduation Speeches	93	264
311	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	263
312	Subsidizing Demand	154	263
313	Immigration	116	262
314	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	261
315	Cover Charges	86	260
316	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	260
317	Drip Pricing	88	260
318	Home Repair	124	260
319	Fool's Tits	152	259
320	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	258
321	Guys Who Can't Drive	165	258
322	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	258
323	Kink Personalities	79	257
324	Making Decisions	91	257
325	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	256
326	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	256
327	Extreme Heat Events	45	255
328	Philistines	58	254
329	Space Tourists	5	254
330	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	254
331	The "u mad?" Game	73	254
332	Starving Artists	69	254
333	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	254
334	Subway Performers	88	253
335	Hustlers' Universities	122	253
336	Ticketmaster	65	253
337	Cockteasing	65	250
338	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	250
339	Blacklists	140	249
340	Finger Pain	10	249
341	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	248
342	Bad Cell Service	141	247
343	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	247
344	Nude Negotiators	32	246
345	Candidates Pretending to be Human	Bonus 29	246
346	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	245
347	Foreign Lobbyists	139	245
348	Relying on Your Friends	87	243
349	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	242
350	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	241
351	Hypocrisy	87	241
352	The Minimum Wage	4	241
353	"Objectively"	112	241
354	Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal	166	240
355	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	240
356	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	240
357	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	239
358	Apple Fanboys	127	239
359	Washing and Drying Long Hair	178	239
360	"Right of Way" Disrespecters	170	238
361	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	238
362	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	237
363	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	237
364	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	236
365	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	234
366	USB Cables	80	231
367	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	230
368	Mandatory Milk	152	229
369	Thirst Traps	81	229
370	First Ladies	122	228
371	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	227
372	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	226
373	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	226
374	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	225
375	Ear Worms	29	225
376	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	225
377	Pedo Jacketing	62	224
378	My Bitch Realtor	89	223
379	Venue Cancellation	63	221
380	Fake Death Threats	129	221
381	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	221
382	Sticky Electronics	166	221
383	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	220
384	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	220
385	Craigslist Complainers	21	219
386	Bad Shopping Carts	156	218
387	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	217
388	Tardy Drink Refills	92	217
389	Locking Yourself Out	152	217
390	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	217
391	Unnecessary Censorship	171	216
392	Oakland, CA	150	216
393	Train Wrecks	78	215
394	Stupid Awards Shows	131	214
395	Roadside Death Shrines	36	212
396	How Much Money is Spent on Elections	Bonus 29	212
397	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	212
398	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	211
399	Women Fighting in Movies	120	210
400	One Hour Meetings	143	209
401	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	209
402	The Abuse of "Abuse"	162	209
403	Women in Star Wars	89	207
404	Health Insurance Claim Denials	167	206
405	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	206
406	Shoulder Pain	159	206
407	Thoughts and Prayers	74	206
408	May the 4th	88	205
409	Seatbelt Alarms	27	205
410	Content Ratings Boards	138	204
411	The Haka	164	203
412	Cops Doing You a Favor	168	203
413	Vegan Donuts	131	203
414	Tight Booths	119	203
415	High People	Bonus 15	203
416	Activist Ice Cream	97	202
417	Lack of Fictional Bigots	161	200
418	Activist CEOs	139	200
419	Data Breaches	148	200
420	Sore Losers	163	199
421	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	199
422	Empty Retail Spaces	166	198
423	Male Feminists	182	198
424	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	198
425	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	196
426	Fake Retirements	114	196
427	Suction Cups	43	196
428	Cute Shit	164	196
429	"Citation Needed"	187	195
430	All The Vaccine Autism Shit	178	193
431	The Parallel Economy	130	192
432	Snitches	155	191
433	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	191
434	Confirmation Bias	125	190
435	Ghost Texts	102	190
436	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	190
437	Side Hustles	32	186
438	Vibe Coding	196	185
439	Going to Work While Sick	139	185
440	Source Snobs	96	185
441	Breast Cancer Charity Scams	169	184
442	Hoarding	134	184
443	Men With "Daddy Issues"	186	184
444	Tiny House Propaganda	117	184
445	Holiday Parties	69	183
446	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	183
447	Sensationalism	66	183
448	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	182
449	Touchy Teachers	169	182
450	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	182
451	Rental Car Insurance	154	182
452	Losing Your Tools	154	182
453	Rats	159	181
454	Cults	150	181
455	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	181
456	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	180
457	Boob Truthers	109	180
458	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	180
459	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	180
460	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	180
461	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	179
462	Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did	Bonus 35	179
463	Bad Day Holidays	132	178
464	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	178
465	Texas Legal Myths	107	178
466	Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door	160	178
467	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	178
468	Intellectual Property Laws	40	177
469	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	177
470	Going to the Dentist	70	176
471	Demographic Dummies	81	176
472	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	175
473	People Not Changing	172	175
474	Product Placement Movies	126	174
475	Incest Porn	32	174
476	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	174
477	Sand	178	174
478	Zoom Exhaustion	33	174
479	Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill	Bonus 30	172
480	Idea Guys	113	172
481	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	171
482	Occam's Razor	145	171
483	Buyer's Remorse	116	171
484	Blowing your Wad Early	115	170
485	Conservative Porn	121	169
486	Too Many Stop Signs	134	167
487	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	167
488	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	166
489	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	165
490	Women Talking like Babies	162	164
491	Credit Goblins	175	164
492	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	164
493	Premature E-Trackulation	15	164
494	Downward Mobility	173	162
495	Your Friends Making You Look Bad	176	162
496	Talking to the Cops	148	162
497	Old Movie Action Heroes	177	161
498	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	161
499	LARPing PUAs	26	161
500	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	160
501	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	160
502	Election Spam	161	160
503	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	160
504	Zipper Disrespecters	170	158
505	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	158
506	Stupid Food Trends	11	158
507	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	158
508	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	157
509	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	157
510	Pets Stepping on Your Balls	167	157
511	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	157
512	The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	185	156
513	Paralysis of Choice	135	156
514	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	155
515	Backseat Googlers	41	155
516	Sponsored Hate	28	154
517	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	154
518	Fake Fans	163	153
519	Power Outages	172	153
520	When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One	195	153
521	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	152
522	Arson Denial	172	151
523	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	149
524	Race-Based Voice Actors	198	148
525	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	148
526	The Chevron Deference	146	148
527	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	147
528	You Don't Get Anything For Voting	Bonus 29	147
529	No Flying Cars	80	145
530	"What the hell is wrong with me?"	188	145
531	The Voting Rights Act of 1965	Bonus 29	145
532	Pity Party Poopers	49	145
533	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	145
534	Canada	177	145
535	Talking to Drunk People	184	144
536	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	144
537	Communist Propaganda	185	144
538	Women Being "Based"	173	143
539	The Vito Wars	Bonus 31	143
540	Ruined Jokes	181	143
541	Non-Absorbant Napkins	177	142
542	Money Shaming	144	141
543	Early Winter Darkness	Bonus 30	140
544	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	140
545	Distracted Children	130	139
546	3D Technology	40	139
547	Celebrity Bands	55	138
548	Going to the Vet	144	138
549	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	138
550	Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels	196	137
551	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	135
552	Metaphor Hijacking	133	135
553	The War on Jocks	170	135
554	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	134
555	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	134
556	Garbage Grillers	181	134
557	Hurricanes	158	134
558	Guys Who Break Up a Fight	163	134
559	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	133
560	USAID	176	133
561	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	133
562	Asexuality	34	131
563	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	131
564	Crybaby Businesses	183	130
565	Poison Beer (PFAS)	190	130
566	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	130
567	Influencer Slop	157	129
568	People Who Can't Take a Joke	198	129
569	Franchise Crossovers	62	129
570	Drunk Eating	56	129
571	The Fat Lady at the Olympics	Bonus 31	129
572	Traffic Drones	189	128
573	Man Face	161	128
574	Cars That Look Like Cop Cars	188	127
575	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	127
576	Anti DIY-ers	150	127
577	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	126
578	Askholes	190	126
579	Rolling Blackouts	147	125
580	Bad Pillows	162	124
581	Babies in Movies/TV Shows	197	124
582	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	123
583	Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment	Bonus 35	123
584	Halftime Shows	78	122
585	Sports-a-phobia	59	122
586	Mass Shootings	112	121
587	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	121
588	The War on Porn	190	120
589	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	120
590	Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets	192	119
591	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	118
592	Prison Food	Bonus 26	118
593	The Royal "We"	103	117
594	Fatwas	53	117
595	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	116
596	Non-Consenual Sex Recording	174	116
597	Smoking is Too Cool	27	116
598	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	116
599	Shows Moving From Their Normal Time	193	114
600	Not Showing Drink Prices	197	114
601	Electoral College Deniers	161	113
602	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	113
603	Bad Investments	179	112
604	Airplane Seats	95	112
605	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	112
606	Pronoun Resistance	1	112
607	Battery Corrosion	94	112
608	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	112
609	Backseat Murderers	114	111
610	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	108
611	Elmo	127	108
612	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	108
613	Jesus Dying at 33	Bonus 34	107
614	Phone Format Paste	105	107
615	OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer	Bonus 31	107
616	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	106
617	Crypto Karens	146	106
618	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	105
619	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	105
620	Pre-Checked Boxes	162	105
621	Culture War Criminals	106	105
622	Bryan Singer	88	105
623	Alexa Being Retarded	138	105
624	Accent Intelligence Bias	173	104
625	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	104
626	Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness	188	104
627	Headline Death Cockteasing	181	104
628	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	104
629	The 1%	184	104
630	Sports Gambling	Bonus 32	103
631	Spoiler Nazis	36	103
632	Conservative Comedy	140	103
633	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	102
634	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	102
635	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	102
636	Backseat Parkers	195	101
637	The US Postal Service	143	100
638	Vanity Press	191	99
639	"Would"	123	98
640	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	97
641	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	97
642	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	97
643	AI Evangelists	128	96
644	Fake Straights	63	96
645	Trivial Cheating	96	96
646	The Death of Public Dumps	195	96
647	Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	Bonus 34	96
648	Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again	200	96
649	Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession	Bonus 35	96
650	Not Having a Car Guy	187	95
651	Men and Their Legacies	185	94
652	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	94
653	Turn the AC "Up"	157	93
654	Doomers	174	92
655	Feral Hogs	147	91
656	It's Hard To Tell	160	91
657	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	90
658	Prison Abuse	128	90
659	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	90
660	Dad's TV Addiction	Bonus 35	89
661	Online Naturalists	61	88
662	The Meme of Einstein	171	87
663	Getting Rid of Grease	38	87
664	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	87
665	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	86
666	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	86
667	Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom	186	85
668	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	84
669	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	83
670	Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes	197	83
671	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	82
672	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	82
673	Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games)	191	82
674	Fucking Up the Landing	200	80
675	Eric's Billboard Chart Scam	194	80
676	Trick Food Sharing	174	80
677	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	79
678	Slowpoke Motorcycles	163	77
679	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	77
680	Bill Burr	182	76
681	All Technology is a Flat Rectangle	186	76
682	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	76
683	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	75
684	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	75
685	Bob Dylan Worshippers	170	75
686	It's Too Hot Insider During Winter	Bonus 30	75
687	Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In	199	73
688	The Death of the Organ	Bonus 32	72
689	Free Market Haters	82	72
690	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	71
691	Bible Truthers	105	71
692	Satanic Panic	77	70
693	Rough Teeth	107	70
694	What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox?	199	70
695	Peladophobia	77	70
696	Ingratitude	179	69
697	Dream Ideas	183	69
698	Accidental Screen Shares	129	69
699	Community Detachment	80	68
700	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	67
701	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	66
702	Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks)	165	66
703	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	65
704	"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	Bonus 34	65
705	Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes	167	65
706	The Costco Guys	Bonus 31	64
707	"no" Autocorrect	60	64
708	Fake 2D Animation	38	62
709	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	62
710	Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey	200	60
711	e-Sports Hype	Bonus 32	60
712	"What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?"	Bonus 36	60
713	Woke Museums	200	59
714	Friends and Family Discounts	135	59
715	Game Stop	110	59
716	Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage	Bonus 35	58
717	Religion in Schools	137	57
718	Soldering	184	57
719	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	56
720	People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	Bonus 34	56
721	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	55
722	Bluetooth	40	55
723	The War on Whiteface	56	55
724	Vtubers	145	54
725	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	53
726	Shitty Slow Motion	16	53
727	Gambling	188	52
728	OCD Toasters	13	52
729	Cash Only Businesses	191	50
730	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	49
731	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	49
732	Your Bro Getting a New Ho	171	49
733	Dad Little League Coach	Bonus 35	49
734	Nazis are Too Cool	85	49
735	Leaving the Oven On	171	48
736	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	47
737	Deli Dummies	193	46
738	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	45
739	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	45
740	Event Wristbands	45	44
741	Military Suicides	56	44
742	Everybody is a Cancer Doctor	189	44
743	Not Enough Leftovers	116	43
744	The War on Doxing	169	41
745	IP Theft	199	41
746	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	41
747	The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment	194	40
748	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	40
749	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	40
750	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	39
751	Deficit Dummies	194	39
752	Absolutely No Steroid Policies	Bonus 32	39
753	Sober October	109	37
754	Secret Suicides	191	37
755	Superman's Super Simping	Bonus 36	37
756	Destiny's Dick	200	36
757	Frozen	Bonus 30	34
758	Photo Albums	192	34
759	Bodegas	46	34
760	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	34
761	Shrinking Jaws	179	33
762	The End of the Civil War	Bonus 28	30
763	False Piss Driblets	173	29
764	"Nesting"	193	29
765	TMM (Too Much Mayo)	190	27
766	Too Many Jedi	151	24
767	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	24
768	Sour Grapes	24	23
769	Poor Superheroes	179	22
770	The Sun Exploding	140	21
771	UFO Conspiracies	138	21
772	Bad Movie Guilt	189	20
773	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	20
774	Fortnite	98	20
775	Flip Flops Breaking	30	16
776	The Sex Offender Registry	126	14
777	Arizona Inflation	90	14
778	The Extended Jesus Universe	Bonus 34	13
779	Missle Defense Systems	192	8
780	Video Games are Too Expensive	196	6
781	Winter Wonderlands	Bonus 30	1
782	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	0
783	Holiday Decorations	62	0
784	Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People	168	0
785	Halloweenies	109	-1
786	Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In	181	-1
787	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-3
788	Soap Ejaculate	135	-3
789	Politeness Words	23	-4
790	Social Media Disinformation	115	-5
791	Stolen Valor Vigilantes	199	-5
792	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-5
793	Writing Checks	185	-5
794	Penny Pinchers	176	-6
795	Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail	200	-7
796	Cheerleaders	Bonus 32	-7
797	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-11
798	Macho Weathermen	11	-13
799	VR Chat	51	-13
800	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-14
801	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-15
802	South Park Falling Off	198	-16
803	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-18
804	Surprises	169	-18
805	Internet Beefs	192	-19
806	Fake Graphic Designers	182	-19
807	Disaster Blue Balls	160	-20
808	Nextdoor Apps	117	-21
809	Dubs	139	-21
810	Disaster Tourism	172	-21
811	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-22
812	Disrespecting Comic Creators	Bonus 36	-23
813	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-23
814	Legacy Characters	Bonus 36	-23
815	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-24
816	Lex Luthor Was Right	Bonus 36	-26
817	Professional Wrestling	Bonus 32	-27
818	Scooter Parking Zones	184	-29
819	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-29
820	The Superman Logo	Bonus 36	-31
821	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-31
822	Work Holiday Parties	118	-32
823	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-32
824	Jersey Burning	63	-32
825	Bad Hecklers	151	-33
826	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-33
827	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-34
828	Slow Cancer	65	-36
829	Bad Blood	67	-36
830	The Myth of Hard Work	Bonus 32	-38
831	Seatbelt Laws	85	-39
832	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-39
833	Getting Passed Over For a Promotion	167	-40
834	High Speed Train Fetishists	197	-40
835	Trump People	178	-41
836	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-41
837	Vladimir Putin	30	-43
838	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-43
839	Shit in Your Drink	140	-43
840	Counting Dead Kids	110	-43
841	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-46
842	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-48
843	Donkey Jelly	141	-49
844	Mugshot Envy	103	-49
845	Transphobia	83	-50
846	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-51
847	Watching a Man Drown	104	-51
848	The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth	164	-53
849	Prisoner Firefighters	174	-53
850	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-54
851	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-55
852	Very Special Episodes	91	-57
853	No Respect For The Good Times	198	-59
854	Branded Buttons	23	-60
855	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-61
856	Wifejak	166	-61
857	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-62
858	Police Body Cams	183	-63
859	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-63
860	Crack	28	-65
861	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-66
862	Complaining About Free Media	159	-68
863	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-68
864	The Decline in Youth Vapint	Bonus 31	-69
865	Buffet Anxiety	134	-69
866	Realizing You Were The Bully in High School	164	-70
867	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-71
868	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-71
869	Fireworks	194	-71
870	Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas	Bonus 31	-71
871	Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes	Bonus 30	-72
872	Plushies	168	-72
873	Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash	180	-73
874	Medical Marijuana	153	-74
875	Unqualified Applicants	114	-78
876	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-78
877	Printer Ink	180	-79
878	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-79
879	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-79
880	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-80
881	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-81
882	Forgetting to Wash Your Hair	186	-82
883	Derivative Dummies	124	-82
884	Horny Logic	143	-85
885	Figure Skating	175	-88
886	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-89
887	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-89
888	No Adult Heelys	170	-89
889	American Privilege	118	-92
890	Terrorism Haters	187	-92
891	Local Businesses	29	-93
892	Federal Holidays	193	-93
893	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-94
894	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-95
895	Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops	189	-95
896	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-95
897	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-97
898	Too Long of Media	24	-100
899	Groupon Anxiety	195	-100
900	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-100
901	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-103
902	Eye Exams	175	-103
903	Black Israelites	63	-103
904	Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men)	178	-106
905	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-107
906	$1,000 Posters	87	-107
907	Gamers	100	-107
908	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-107
909	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-108
910	Shoelaces	158	-108
911	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-109
912	Pissphobes	84	-110
913	Body Shaming	151	-110
914	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-110
915	Parental Wisdom	93	-113
916	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-114
917	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-114
918	Killing All The Chickens	180	-114
919	The Barbie Movie	101	-115
920	Bad Snaps	125	-116
921	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-117
922	NFT Haters	95	-117
923	Cave Explorers	154	-117
924	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-118
925	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-119
926	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-122
927	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-122
928	National Parks	132	-123
929	Block Babies	102	-125
930	Making Up Laws	Bonus 33	-126
931	Different Races	Bonus 4	-131
932	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-132
933	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-140
934	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-141
935	Private Wi-Fis	126	-142
936	Fan Entitlement	70	-143
937	Nostalgia 64	111	-144
938	Gay Denial	196	-145
939	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-148
940	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-148
941	Getting Idioms Wrong	Bonus 33	-148
942	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-150
943	Lingering Holidays	156	-153
944	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-153
945	Lack of Receipts	Bonus 33	-154
946	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-154
947	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-158
948	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-160
949	Using Stock Photography Wrong	Bonus 33	-166
950	Public Urination Laws	14	-168
951	Cynicism	180	-171
952	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-176
953	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-177
954	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-178
955	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-194
956	Kink Shaming	35	-195
957	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-197
958	Surrogacy Haters	119	-198
959	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-200
960	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-201
961	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-202
962	Shoulder Nipples	71	-204
963	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-212
964	Fingernail Piles	121	-222
965	Canon Cops	43	-223
966	The Transgender Military Ban	177	-236
967	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-247
968	False False Flags	72	-250
969	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-255
970	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-264
971	Disability Discrimination	35	-279
972	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-285
973	Email	60	-286
974	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-291
975	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-292
976	Not Enough Seanies	39	-297
977	Night Pooping	94	-308
978	Digital Piracy	165	-319
979	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-332
980	Ratchet Straps	54	-333
981	Futurama Fans	31	-360
982	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-362
983	Evolution	48	-364
984	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-365
985	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-369
986	Anti-Semitism	60	-406
987	Baby Lovers	136	-407
988	Cum	71	-449
989	Hitler	68	-488
990	French Fries	Bonus 10	-702
991	"You Voted For This"	25	-815
992	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-954
993	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-970
994	Puppets	7	-1214
995	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1288
996	COVID Deniers	5	-1901