The Problems

This Week

Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations)	217
"Citation Needed"	147
Not Having a Car Guy	57
Terrorism Haters	-77

Latest Bonus Episode

Jesus Dying at 33	75
Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	55
"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	48
People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	31
The Extended Jesus Universe	8

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4297
2	Fat Brain	2	3815
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3318
4	Too Much Pride	4	2536
5	"Disinformation"	3	2214
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2066
7	Late Rape	10	2020
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	1964
9	Tattle Tales	10	1843
10	Seth Rogen	19	1765
11	The War on Blackface	2	1684
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1646
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1583
14	Scientism	7	1512
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1384
16	Payment Processors	8	1364
17	Child Advocates	4	1258
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1206
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1194
20	Deinstitutionalization	6	1105
21	The IRS	52	1104
22	Inflation	24	1075
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1044
24	Pedophiles	29	974
25	Fake News	13	972
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	938
27	YouTube Role Models	5	923
28	Goth Erasure	8	893
29	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	872
30	Forced Diversity in Film	24	869
31	Prison Rape	7	866
32	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	835
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	817
34	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	816
35	Kangaroo Courts	51	811
36	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	803
37	Trans Athletes	10	801
38	Edgy Reboots	3	794
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	784
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	765
41	No-Knock Raids	28	753
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	751
43	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	750
44	Regret	4	734
45	Charger Not Included	15	733
46	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	715
47	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	699
48	Social Malware	14	696
49	The War on Anonymity	68	693
50	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	693
51	Political Scientists	26	692
52	Installing Console Games	12	692
53	The Homeless	80	680
54	Womansplaining	53	659
55	Holocaust Metaphors	9	658
56	Circumcision Apologists	59	657
57	Conservatives	67	655
58	Women's Tears	37	646
59	Going Back to Work	22	641
60	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	635
61	Testicular Torsion	19	629
62	Family Court	16	625
63	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	623
64	Comply Guys	52	615
65	Gun Control	15	606
66	Lack of Bidets	2	606
67	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	599
68	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	590
69	Rent is Too Damn High	48	589
70	Sustainability	11	580
71	Waiting	Bonus 1	580
72	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	575
73	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	566
74	Swatting	48	562
75	Pussy Cops	42	559
76	Eldercare	25	557
77	Civil Forfeiture	20	553
78	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	552
79	Media Consolidation	36	549
80	Parking Idlers	42	539
81	Empty Parking Lots	111	537
82	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	537
83	Political Canonizations	17	530
84	Short Attention Spans	86	528
85	Fake Neurodivergence	40	526
86	"Buy the Dip"	1	524
87	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	519
88	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	518
89	Corporate Bootlicking	60	518
90	Nuclear War	30	518
91	Silencing the User	16	518
92	Boycotts of the Week	35	515
93	The National Debt	27	513
94	Indoctrinating Children	33	512
95	Bad Jannies	26	506
96	Animal Abuse	50	503
97	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	499
98	The De-Sexification of Media	71	497
99	Social Media	55	495
100	Live Action Anime	19	494
101	Sleep Deprivation	32	494
102	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	486
103	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	484
104	Student Debt Repayment	54	482
105	Inventing Black Inventors	27	481
106	Two-Factor Authentication	6	481
107	Big Leaguing	121	479
108	Plea Deals	105	478
109	Master Erasure	12	471
110	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	466
111	Silver Alerts	6	463
112	Manliness Gurus	71	462
113	Woke Unions	16	459
114	George Soros District Attorneys	94	448
115	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	447
116	Cash Bail	18	446
117	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	444
118	Columbus Hate	12	442
119	Theater Kids	56	442
120	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	439
121	No More Comedies	37	436
122	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	434
123	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	434
124	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	434
125	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	433
126	Picky Parkers	7	431
127	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	431
128	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	430
129	Female Comedy Writers	54	430
130	Common Core Math	127	429
131	Deadname Drama	53	428
132	Broken Bones	25	427
133	Wrongful Convictions	136	426
134	Blindness	22	426
135	Speed Traps	133	426
136	Game Journalists	50	421
137	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	420
138	Funko Pops	18	420
139	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	420
140	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	420
141	Cash Register Solicitations	39	420
142	Shorter Attention Spans	57	417
143	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	415
144	Charity Fraud	96	415
145	Wellness Checks	58	414
146	Throwing Your Back Out	128	413
147	Robocallers	125	412
148	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	412
149	Democracy	Bonus 2	409
150	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	407
151	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	406
152	DEI	122	404
153	Bread Tacos	31	403
154	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	403
155	Child Support	61	402
156	The War on Drugs	142	401
157	Vito's Twitter Account	23	399
158	Loud Music at Bars	83	396
159	Hate Hoaxes	43	396
160	Whiny Waiters	83	395
161	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	393
162	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	390
163	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	389
164	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	388
165	Food Going Bad	93	387
166	The SEC	99	385
167	Mobile-Only Websites	52	384
168	Live Service Video Games	123	384
169	Uninformed Voters	76	384
170	"Love Bombing"	34	383
171	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	381
172	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	379
173	Unrealistic Expectations	42	376
174	Easy Mode Activists	33	375
175	Wil Wheaton	127	373
176	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	373
177	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	372
178	Stock Market Morons	86	367
179	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	367
180	Artificial Scarcity	94	361
181	SSRIs	49	361
182	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	360
183	The Gas Stove Ban	73	360
184	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	359
185	Bad Neighbors	110	357
186	Simulation Theory	9	356
187	Amber Heard Supporters	44	356
188	e-Whores	72	355
189	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	355
190	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	354
191	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	353
192	Keyboard Warriors	31	353
193	Reparation Retardation	82	352
194	Autism	64	351
195	Laws That Make You Lie	34	351
196	Elon Musk	67	348
197	Freemium Software	127	348
198	Cops Transferring Departments	126	347
199	Nocturia	94	344
200	Mosquitos	109	343
201	The Anchoring Effect	79	343
202	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	341
203	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	341
204	Toxic Positivity	95	340
205	Adam Sessler	73	335
206	Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area	168	334
207	Compelled Speech	83	333
208	Freeway Protesters	46	332
209	Influencer Culture	45	331
210	Women Working at Home Depot	149	331
211	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	331
212	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	330
213	Famine	47	329
214	Losing Shit	91	328
215	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	326
216	Big Government	102	324
217	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	322
218	Snail-in Voting	92	322
219	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	320
220	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	320
221	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	320
222	The Emperor's New Burn	38	320
223	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	318
224	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	318
225	Non-Drivers	100	317
226	Women's Stories	138	317
227	Long Lost Lectures	13	317
228	Tech Switcheroos	77	315
229	Suicide Baiting	120	313
230	"No" Erasure	147	313
231	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	312
232	Shitty Shippers	105	311
233	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	311
234	Armchair Mechanics	15	311
235	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	311
236	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	311
237	Contouring	79	310
238	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	308
239	Time Vampires	137	307
240	People Who Don't Get Out of the Way	160	307
241	Girl Bosses	143	306
242	Travel Insurance	25	306
243	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	305
244	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	305
245	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	305
246	Swastika Scaries	70	305
247	The Olympics	28	304
248	Women's Dating Advice	104	304
249	The Five-Day Work Week	103	304
250	Stan Culture	119	303
251	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	303
252	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	302
253	Tinnitus	114	300
254	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	299
255	Missed Opportunities	77	298
256	Tip Jar Takeover	75	297
257	Parasocial Relationships	90	297
258	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	297
259	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	296
260	Female Gamers	141	295
261	Too Many Licenses	46	295
262	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	295
263	Great Government Firewalls	84	294
264	Epstein Blue Balls	47	294
265	The UK Government	106	292
266	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	291
267	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	291
268	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	290
269	Stranger Danger	111	290
270	Unlisted Prices	120	289
271	Initiating the Conversation	21	288
272	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	287
273	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	283
274	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	283
275	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	282
276	Height Discrimination	47	282
277	Domain Squatters	17	281
278	Living in the Ghetto	36	281
279	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	280
280	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	280
281	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	280
282	Minimum Wageslaves	49	280
283	Pimples on Your Nose	110	279
284	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	279
285	Post Purchase Surveys	81	279
286	Communism	153	278
287	Chump Syndrome	118	278
288	Team Guys	146	277
289	Effective Altruism	64	276
290	Drug Dummies	97	276
291	Awareness	98	275
292	Fear of Negotiating	74	272
293	Land Acknowledgements	89	271
294	Intrusive Thoughts	118	271
295	Compulsive Liars	117	270
296	Gaslighting About Inflation	Bonus 31	270
297	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	269
298	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	269
299	Taylor Swift	125	268
300	Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are	175	267
301	Fake Libertarians	103	267
302	The Civil Rights Act	85	267
303	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	267
304	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	266
305	Rickety Shit	104	265
306	Going to the Doctor	76	264
307	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	264
308	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	263
309	Lag	153	263
310	Graduation Speeches	93	263
311	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	262
312	Subsidizing Demand	154	261
313	Immigration	116	260
314	Drip Pricing	88	260
315	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	259
316	Cover Charges	86	259
317	Home Repair	124	259
318	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	258
319	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	258
320	Kink Personalities	79	257
321	Fool's Tits	152	256
322	Guys Who Can't Drive	165	256
323	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	255
324	Extreme Heat Events	45	255
325	Space Tourists	5	255
326	Making Decisions	91	255
327	Philistines	58	254
328	The "u mad?" Game	73	254
329	Starving Artists	69	254
330	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	254
331	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	254
332	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	253
333	Subway Performers	88	253
334	Ticketmaster	65	253
335	Hustlers' Universities	122	253
336	Cockteasing	65	249
337	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	249
338	Blacklists	140	249
339	Candidates Pretending to be Human	Bonus 29	247
340	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	247
341	Finger Pain	10	247
342	Bad Cell Service	141	246
343	Nude Negotiators	32	246
344	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	246
345	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	245
346	Foreign Lobbyists	139	245
347	Relying on Your Friends	87	243
348	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	242
349	The Minimum Wage	4	242
350	Hypocrisy	87	241
351	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	241
352	"Objectively"	112	241
353	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	240
354	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	240
355	Apple Fanboys	127	239
356	Washing and Drying Long Hair	178	239
357	Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal	166	238
358	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	238
359	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	238
360	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	236
361	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	236
362	"Right of Way" Disrespecters	170	236
363	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	235
364	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	233
365	USB Cables	80	230
366	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	229
367	Mandatory Milk	152	229
368	Thirst Traps	81	229
369	First Ladies	122	228
370	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	227
371	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	226
372	Ear Worms	29	225
373	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	224
374	Pedo Jacketing	62	224
375	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	224
376	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	224
377	My Bitch Realtor	89	222
378	Venue Cancellation	63	221
379	Fake Death Threats	129	221
380	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	220
381	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	220
382	Craigslist Complainers	21	219
383	Sticky Electronics	166	219
384	Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations)	187	217
385	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	217
386	Bad Shopping Carts	156	217
387	Tardy Drink Refills	92	217
388	Locking Yourself Out	152	217
389	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	216
390	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	216
391	Oakland, CA	150	216
392	Train Wrecks	78	215
393	Stupid Awards Shows	131	215
394	Unnecessary Censorship	171	214
395	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	212
396	How Much Money is Spent on Elections	Bonus 29	211
397	Roadside Death Shrines	36	211
398	Women Fighting in Movies	120	210
399	One Hour Meetings	143	210
400	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	210
401	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	210
402	The Abuse of "Abuse"	162	208
403	Women in Star Wars	89	207
404	Thoughts and Prayers	74	206
405	Shoulder Pain	159	206
406	May the 4th	88	205
407	Seatbelt Alarms	27	205
408	Content Ratings Boards	138	204
409	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	204
410	Health Insurance Claim Denials	167	203
411	Tight Booths	119	203
412	High People	Bonus 15	203
413	Vegan Donuts	131	202
414	Cops Doing You a Favor	168	201
415	Activist CEOs	139	200
416	Activist Ice Cream	97	200
417	Data Breaches	148	200
418	Lack of Fictional Bigots	161	199
419	Sore Losers	163	199
420	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	199
421	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	198
422	Empty Retail Spaces	166	196
423	Suction Cups	43	196
424	Fake Retirements	114	195
425	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	193
426	Cute Shit	164	193
427	The Parallel Economy	130	192
428	Male Feminists	182	192
429	Snitches	155	191
430	Ghost Texts	102	191
431	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	191
432	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	191
433	All The Vaccine Autism Shit	178	191
434	Confirmation Bias	125	190
435	Side Hustles	32	187
436	Source Snobs	96	186
437	Tiny House Propaganda	117	185
438	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	184
439	Breast Cancer Charity Scams	169	184
440	Holiday Parties	69	183
441	The Haka	164	183
442	Going to Work While Sick	139	183
443	Hoarding	134	182
444	Touchy Teachers	169	182
445	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	182
446	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	182
447	Sensationalism	66	182
448	Losing Your Tools	154	182
449	Rats	159	181
450	Cults	150	181
451	Rental Car Insurance	154	181
452	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	180
453	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	180
454	Boob Truthers	109	180
455	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	180
456	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	179
457	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	179
458	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	178
459	Bad Day Holidays	132	178
460	Texas Legal Myths	107	178
461	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	178
462	Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door	160	178
463	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	178
464	Intellectual Property Laws	40	177
465	Going to the Dentist	70	176
466	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	176
467	Demographic Dummies	81	176
468	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	175
469	Product Placement Movies	126	174
470	Incest Porn	32	174
471	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	174
472	People Not Changing	172	174
473	Zoom Exhaustion	33	173
474	Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill	Bonus 30	172
475	Idea Guys	113	172
476	Sand	178	172
477	Blowing your Wad Early	115	171
478	Occam's Razor	145	171
479	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	171
480	Buyer's Remorse	116	171
481	Conservative Porn	121	169
482	Too Many Stop Signs	134	167
483	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	166
484	Men With "Daddy Issues"	186	166
485	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	166
486	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	165
487	Credit Goblins	175	164
488	Premature E-Trackulation	15	164
489	Women Talking like Babies	162	163
490	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	163
491	Downward Mobility	173	162
492	Talking to the Cops	148	162
493	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	161
494	Old Movie Action Heroes	177	161
495	LARPing PUAs	26	161
496	Your Friends Making You Look Bad	176	161
497	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	160
498	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	160
499	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	160
500	Election Spam	161	159
501	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	158
502	Stupid Food Trends	11	158
503	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	158
504	Zipper Disrespecters	170	157
505	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	156
506	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	156
507	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	155
508	Paralysis of Choice	135	155
509	Pets Stepping on Your Balls	167	155
510	Sponsored Hate	28	154
511	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	154
512	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	154
513	Backseat Googlers	41	154
514	Fake Fans	163	153
515	Power Outages	172	153
516	Arson Denial	172	151
517	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	151
518	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	148
519	The Chevron Deference	146	148
520	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	148
521	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	148
522	"Citation Needed"	187	147
523	No Flying Cars	80	146
524	You Don't Get Anything For Voting	Bonus 29	146
525	The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	185	145
526	Pity Party Poopers	49	145
527	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	145
528	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	144
529	The Voting Rights Act of 1965	Bonus 29	144
530	Canada	177	144
531	Women Being "Based"	173	143
532	The Vito Wars	Bonus 31	142
533	Non-Absorbant Napkins	177	142
534	Money Shaming	144	142
535	Early Winter Darkness	Bonus 30	141
536	Distracted Children	130	139
537	3D Technology	40	139
538	Celebrity Bands	55	138
539	Going to the Vet	144	138
540	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	138
541	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	138
542	Talking to Drunk People	184	137
543	Ruined Jokes	181	137
544	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	136
545	Hurricanes	158	135
546	Metaphor Hijacking	133	135
547	Communist Propaganda	185	135
548	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	134
549	The War on Jocks	170	134
550	Guys Who Break Up a Fight	163	134
551	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	133
552	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	133
553	USAID	176	131
554	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	131
555	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	131
556	Asexuality	34	130
557	Franchise Crossovers	62	130
558	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	130
559	Drunk Eating	56	129
560	Influencer Slop	157	128
561	The Fat Lady at the Olympics	Bonus 31	128
562	Garbage Grillers	181	128
563	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	127
564	Anti DIY-ers	150	127
565	Man Face	161	126
566	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	126
567	Rolling Blackouts	147	124
568	Bad Pillows	162	123
569	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	122
570	Sports-a-phobia	59	122
571	Crybaby Businesses	183	121
572	Halftime Shows	78	121
573	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	121
574	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	120
575	Mass Shootings	112	119
576	Prison Food	Bonus 26	119
577	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	117
578	Fatwas	53	117
579	The Royal "We"	103	116
580	Non-Consenual Sex Recording	174	116
581	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	116
582	Smoking is Too Cool	27	116
583	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	115
584	Pronoun Resistance	1	113
585	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	113
586	Airplane Seats	95	112
587	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	112
588	Electoral College Deniers	161	112
589	Battery Corrosion	94	112
590	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	112
591	Backseat Murderers	114	110
592	Bad Investments	179	109
593	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	108
594	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	108
595	Phone Format Paste	105	107
596	Elmo	127	107
597	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	106
598	OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer	Bonus 31	106
599	Crypto Karens	146	106
600	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	105
601	Culture War Criminals	106	105
602	Bryan Singer	88	105
603	Alexa Being Retarded	138	105
604	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	104
605	Accent Intelligence Bias	173	104
606	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	104
607	Pre-Checked Boxes	162	104
608	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	104
609	Conservative Comedy	140	103
610	Sports Gambling	Bonus 32	102
611	Spoiler Nazis	36	102
612	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	102
613	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	102
614	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	101
615	Headline Death Cockteasing	181	100
616	"Would"	123	99
617	The US Postal Service	143	99
618	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	97
619	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	97
620	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	96
621	AI Evangelists	128	96
622	Fake Straights	63	96
623	Trivial Cheating	96	95
624	The 1%	184	94
625	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	94
626	Turn the AC "Up"	157	92
627	Doomers	174	92
628	It's Hard To Tell	160	91
629	Men and Their Legacies	185	90
630	Feral Hogs	147	90
631	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	90
632	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	90
633	Prison Abuse	128	90
634	Online Naturalists	61	88
635	The Meme of Einstein	171	87
636	Getting Rid of Grease	38	87
637	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	87
638	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	86
639	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	85
640	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	85
641	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	83
642	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	81
643	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	81
644	Trick Food Sharing	174	79
645	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	78
646	Slowpoke Motorcycles	163	77
647	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	77
648	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	76
649	Jesus Dying at 33	Bonus 34	75
650	It's Too Hot Insider During Winter	Bonus 30	75
651	Bill Burr	182	74
652	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	74
653	Bob Dylan Worshippers	170	74
654	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	74
655	Free Market Haters	82	72
656	The Death of the Organ	Bonus 32	71
657	Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom	186	71
658	Rough Teeth	107	71
659	All Technology is a Flat Rectangle	186	71
660	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	71
661	Bible Truthers	105	71
662	Satanic Panic	77	70
663	Peladophobia	77	70
664	Community Detachment	80	69
665	Accidental Screen Shares	129	69
666	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	67
667	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	66
668	Ingratitude	179	66
669	Dream Ideas	183	66
670	Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks)	165	66
671	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	65
672	The Costco Guys	Bonus 31	64
673	"no" Autocorrect	60	64
674	Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes	167	63
675	Fake 2D Animation	38	62
676	e-Sports Hype	Bonus 32	62
677	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	62
678	Friends and Family Discounts	135	60
679	Soldering	184	60
680	Religion in Schools	137	59
681	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	58
682	Game Stop	110	58
683	Not Having a Car Guy	187	57
684	Vtubers	145	56
685	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	56
686	The War on Whiteface	56	56
687	Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	Bonus 34	55
688	Bluetooth	40	54
689	Shitty Slow Motion	16	54
690	OCD Toasters	13	54
691	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	53
692	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	50
693	Your Bro Getting a New Ho	171	50
694	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	49
695	Leaving the Oven On	171	48
696	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	48
697	"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	Bonus 34	48
698	Nazis are Too Cool	85	48
699	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	46
700	Military Suicides	56	45
701	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	45
702	Not Enough Leftovers	116	44
703	Event Wristbands	45	43
704	The War on Doxing	169	42
705	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	42
706	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	42
707	Absolutely No Steroid Policies	Bonus 32	41
708	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	39
709	Sober October	109	36
710	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	35
711	Frozen	Bonus 30	35
712	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	35
713	Bodegas	46	32
714	The End of the Civil War	Bonus 28	32
715	Shrinking Jaws	179	32
716	People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	Bonus 34	31
717	False Piss Driblets	173	27
718	Too Many Jedi	151	24
719	Sour Grapes	24	21
720	Poor Superheroes	179	21
721	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	21
722	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	21
723	The Sun Exploding	140	21
724	UFO Conspiracies	138	21
725	Fortnite	98	19
726	Flip Flops Breaking	30	17
727	The Sex Offender Registry	126	15
728	Arizona Inflation	90	14
729	The Extended Jesus Universe	Bonus 34	8
730	Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In	181	5
731	Winter Wonderlands	Bonus 30	0
732	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	-2
733	Holiday Decorations	62	-2
734	Halloweenies	109	-3
735	Soap Ejaculate	135	-3
736	Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People	168	-3
737	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-4
738	Politeness Words	23	-4
739	Writing Checks	185	-4
740	Social Media Disinformation	115	-5
741	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-5
742	Penny Pinchers	176	-5
743	Cheerleaders	Bonus 32	-6
744	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-10
745	VR Chat	51	-12
746	Macho Weathermen	11	-14
747	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-14
748	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-15
749	Surprises	169	-17
750	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-18
751	Disaster Blue Balls	160	-20
752	Dubs	139	-21
753	Nextdoor Apps	117	-21
754	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-21
755	Disaster Tourism	172	-21
756	Fake Graphic Designers	182	-21
757	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-22
758	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-24
759	Scooter Parking Zones	184	-24
760	Professional Wrestling	Bonus 32	-25
761	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-29
762	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-31
763	Bad Hecklers	151	-33
764	Work Holiday Parties	118	-33
765	Jersey Burning	63	-33
766	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-34
767	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-34
768	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-34
769	Slow Cancer	65	-36
770	Bad Blood	67	-36
771	Getting Passed Over For a Promotion	167	-38
772	The Myth of Hard Work	Bonus 32	-38
773	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-39
774	Trump People	178	-39
775	Seatbelt Laws	85	-40
776	Counting Dead Kids	110	-40
777	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-41
778	Vladimir Putin	30	-43
779	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-43
780	Shit in Your Drink	140	-43
781	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-46
782	Donkey Jelly	141	-48
783	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-48
784	Transphobia	83	-49
785	Mugshot Envy	103	-49
786	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-51
787	Prisoner Firefighters	174	-52
788	The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth	164	-53
789	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-54
790	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-54
791	Police Body Cams	183	-55
792	Watching a Man Drown	104	-55
793	Very Special Episodes	91	-58
794	Branded Buttons	23	-60
795	Wifejak	166	-60
796	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-61
797	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-61
798	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-63
799	Crack	28	-65
800	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-66
801	Complaining About Free Media	159	-68
802	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-68
803	The Decline in Youth Vapint	Bonus 31	-68
804	Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas	Bonus 31	-69
805	Buffet Anxiety	134	-69
806	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-70
807	Realizing You Were The Bully in High School	164	-70
808	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-70
809	Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes	Bonus 30	-72
810	Plushies	168	-72
811	Forgetting to Wash Your Hair	186	-74
812	Medical Marijuana	153	-74
813	Terrorism Haters	187	-77
814	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-77
815	Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash	180	-78
816	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-78
817	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-79
818	Unqualified Applicants	114	-79
819	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-80
820	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-82
821	Derivative Dummies	124	-82
822	Printer Ink	180	-83
823	Horny Logic	143	-84
824	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-88
825	Figure Skating	175	-88
826	No Adult Heelys	170	-89
827	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-90
828	American Privilege	118	-91
829	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-94
830	Local Businesses	29	-94
831	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-94
832	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-95
833	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-96
834	Too Long of Media	24	-100
835	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-100
836	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-102
837	Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men)	178	-102
838	Eye Exams	175	-103
839	Black Israelites	63	-104
840	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-106
841	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-107
842	$1,000 Posters	87	-107
843	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-107
844	Gamers	100	-107
845	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-108
846	Shoelaces	158	-108
847	Pissphobes	84	-109
848	Body Shaming	151	-110
849	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-110
850	Parental Wisdom	93	-112
851	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-113
852	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-114
853	The Barbie Movie	101	-115
854	NFT Haters	95	-116
855	Bad Snaps	125	-116
856	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-117
857	Cave Explorers	154	-117
858	Killing All The Chickens	180	-117
859	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-117
860	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-119
861	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-121
862	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-122
863	National Parks	132	-123
864	Block Babies	102	-125
865	Making Up Laws	Bonus 33	-129
866	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-130
867	Different Races	Bonus 4	-130
868	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-139
869	Nostalgia 64	111	-142
870	Fan Entitlement	70	-142
871	Private Wi-Fis	126	-142
872	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-143
873	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-146
874	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-147
875	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-149
876	Getting Idioms Wrong	Bonus 33	-151
877	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-152
878	Lingering Holidays	156	-154
879	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-154
880	Lack of Receipts	Bonus 33	-156
881	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-157
882	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-159
883	Using Stock Photography Wrong	Bonus 33	-169
884	Public Urination Laws	14	-169
885	Cynicism	180	-174
886	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-176
887	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-177
888	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-179
889	Kink Shaming	35	-192
890	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-195
891	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-196
892	Surrogacy Haters	119	-197
893	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-200
894	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-202
895	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-203
896	Shoulder Nipples	71	-205
897	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-214
898	Canon Cops	43	-223
899	Fingernail Piles	121	-224
900	The Transgender Military Ban	177	-235
901	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-246
902	False False Flags	72	-250
903	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-253
904	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-261
905	Disability Discrimination	35	-277
906	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-281
907	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-286
908	Email	60	-287
909	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-289
910	Not Enough Seanies	39	-295
911	Night Pooping	94	-309
912	Digital Piracy	165	-317
913	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-331
914	Ratchet Straps	54	-331
915	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-357
916	Futurama Fans	31	-360
917	Evolution	48	-363
918	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-363
919	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-367
920	Anti-Semitism	60	-400
921	Baby Lovers	136	-402
922	Cum	71	-443
923	Hitler	68	-483
924	French Fries	Bonus 10	-690
925	"You Voted For This"	25	-811
926	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-946
927	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-964
928	Puppets	7	-1207
929	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1281
930	COVID Deniers	5	-1885