The Problems

This Week

Shows That Go On Too Long	6
Service Industry Workers	3
Giving Your Weird Kid a Gun	2
Rey Skywalker	-2

Latest Bonus Episode

No More Soda Fountains	26
Fast Food Apps	19
FOMO Foods	3
Getting Recognized at Restaurants	-14

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4401
2	Fat Brain	2	3924
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3360
4	Too Much Pride	4	2610
5	"Disinformation"	3	2269
6	The N-Word Defense	5	2133
7	Late Rape	10	2080
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	2019
9	Tattle Tales	10	1872
10	Seth Rogen	19	1818
11	The War on Blackface	2	1719
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1683
13	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1625
14	Scientism	7	1542
15	Millionaire Socialists	8	1428
16	Payment Processors	8	1398
17	Child Advocates	4	1275
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1245
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1241
20	The IRS	52	1153
21	Deinstitutionalization	6	1123
22	Inflation	24	1110
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	1069
24	Pedophiles	29	1009
25	Fake News	13	985
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	957
27	YouTube Role Models	5	944
28	Goth Erasure	8	914
29	Forced Diversity in Film	24	901
30	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	901
31	Prison Rape	7	894
32	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	869
33	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	835
34	Kangaroo Courts	51	828
35	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	826
36	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	825
37	Trans Athletes	10	816
38	Edgy Reboots	3	807
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	806
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	787
41	No-Knock Raids	28	777
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	771
43	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	761
44	Charger Not Included	15	755
45	Regret	4	741
46	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	727
47	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	726
48	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	713
49	The War on Anonymity	68	711
50	Social Malware	14	703
51	Political Scientists	26	702
52	Installing Console Games	12	700
53	The Homeless	80	697
54	Womansplaining	53	674
55	Circumcision Apologists	59	668
56	Holocaust Metaphors	9	660
57	Women's Tears	37	654
58	Conservatives	67	652
59	Going Back to Work	22	649
60	Testicular Torsion	19	646
61	Family Court	16	637
62	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	636
63	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	630
64	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	622
65	Comply Guys	52	622
66	Gun Control	15	617
67	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	616
68	Lack of Bidets	2	612
69	Rent is Too Damn High	48	604
70	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	594
71	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	592
72	Waiting	Bonus 1	590
73	Sustainability	11	579
74	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	571
75	Swatting	48	570
76	Pussy Cops	42	568
77	Eldercare	25	565
78	Civil Forfeiture	20	563
79	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	553
80	Media Consolidation	36	552
81	Parking Idlers	42	543
82	Empty Parking Lots	111	542
83	Short Attention Spans	86	539
84	Fake Neurodivergence	40	539
85	"Buy the Dip"	1	534
86	Political Canonizations	17	533
87	Corporate Bootlicking	60	526
88	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	523
89	Indoctrinating Children	33	522
90	Silencing the User	16	521
91	The National Debt	27	521
92	Nuclear War	30	519
93	Animal Abuse	50	518
94	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	517
95	Boycotts of the Week	35	517
96	The De-Sexification of Media	71	510
97	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	510
98	Bad Jannies	26	508
99	Sleep Deprivation	32	508
100	Social Media	55	506
101	Live Action Anime	19	495
102	Inventing Black Inventors	27	491
103	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	489
104	Plea Deals	105	487
105	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	485
106	Two-Factor Authentication	6	484
107	Big Leaguing	121	483
108	Student Debt Repayment	54	483
109	Women Always Having to Win Arguments	142	483
110	Master Erasure	12	474
111	Manliness Gurus	71	473
112	Woke Unions	16	466
113	Silver Alerts	6	464
114	George Soros District Attorneys	94	457
115	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	454
116	Theater Kids	56	452
117	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	450
118	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	449
119	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	448
120	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	447
121	Columbus Hate	12	446
122	Cash Bail	18	445
123	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	444
124	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	444
125	No More Comedies	37	442
126	Female Comedy Writers	54	442
127	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	437
128	Common Core Math	127	437
129	Speed Traps	133	436
130	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	435
131	Deadname Drama	53	433
132	Picky Parkers	7	433
133	Wrongful Convictions	136	433
134	Game Journalists	50	432
135	Broken Bones	25	431
136	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	428
137	Blindness	22	428
138	Cash Register Solicitations	39	426
139	Funko Pops	18	426
140	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	424
141	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	424
142	Throwing Your Back Out	128	423
143	Shorter Attention Spans	57	421
144	DEI	122	420
145	Charity Fraud	96	420
146	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	417
147	Robocallers	125	417
148	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	416
149	Wellness Checks	58	415
150	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	414
151	Democracy	Bonus 2	411
152	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	410
153	The War on Drugs	142	409
154	Child Support	61	409
155	Vito's Twitter Account	23	405
156	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	404
157	Bread Tacos	31	402
158	Loud Music at Bars	83	402
159	Hate Hoaxes	43	401
160	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	398
161	Whiny Waiters	83	397
162	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	397
163	Food Going Bad	93	396
164	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	395
165	Live Service Video Games	123	392
166	The SEC	99	391
167	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	391
168	Mobile-Only Websites	52	389
169	Uninformed Voters	76	388
170	"Love Bombing"	34	388
171	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	388
172	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	384
173	Easy Mode Activists	33	381
174	Wil Wheaton	127	381
175	Unrealistic Expectations	42	380
176	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	379
177	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	376
178	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	375
179	Stock Market Morons	86	370
180	Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally	156	367
181	The Gas Stove Ban	73	366
182	Bad Neighbors	110	366
183	e-Whores	72	365
184	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	365
185	Artificial Scarcity	94	364
186	SSRIs	49	364
187	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	363
188	Amber Heard Supporters	44	361
189	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	359
190	Laws That Make You Lie	34	358
191	Keyboard Warriors	31	358
192	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	357
193	Simulation Theory	9	357
194	Autism	64	355
195	Reparation Retardation	82	354
196	Elon Musk	67	353
197	Mosquitos	109	352
198	Freemium Software	127	351
199	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	347
200	Nocturia	94	347
201	Cops Transferring Departments	126	346
202	Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area	168	345
203	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	344
204	The Anchoring Effect	79	344
205	Toxic Positivity	95	344
206	No Masturbation in Prison	Bonus 26	342
207	Compelled Speech	83	341
208	Women Working at Home Depot	149	339
209	Losing Shit	91	338
210	Influencer Culture	45	337
211	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	337
212	Freeway Protesters	46	336
213	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	333
214	Snail-in Voting	92	331
215	Adam Sessler	73	331
216	Big Government	102	330
217	Famine	47	330
218	People Taking Too Long On Their Turn	Bonus 27	329
219	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	328
220	Women's Stories	138	328
221	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	326
222	Credit Card Interest Rates	157	325
223	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	325
224	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	324
225	Non-Drivers	100	322
226	"No" Erasure	147	320
227	The Emperor's New Burn	38	319
228	Suicide Baiting	120	318
229	Long Lost Lectures	13	318
230	Tech Switcheroos	77	318
231	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	317
232	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	316
233	Girl Bosses	143	315
234	People Who Don't Get Out of the Way	160	315
235	Contouring	79	315
236	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	314
237	Shitty Shippers	105	313
238	Time Vampires	137	313
239	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	313
240	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	312
241	Armchair Mechanics	15	312
242	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	311
243	Swastika Scaries	70	310
244	Tinnitus	114	309
245	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	308
246	Travel Insurance	25	308
247	Stan Culture	119	307
248	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	306
249	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	306
250	Women's Dating Advice	104	306
251	The Olympics	28	305
252	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	305
253	Epstein Blue Balls	47	305
254	The Five-Day Work Week	103	304
255	Missed Opportunities	77	303
256	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	303
257	The UK Government	106	303
258	Tip Jar Takeover	75	303
259	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	303
260	Too Many Licenses	46	302
261	Great Government Firewalls	84	299
262	Parasocial Relationships	90	299
263	Female Gamers	141	297
264	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	297
265	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	296
266	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	296
267	Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations)	187	296
268	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	295
269	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	295
270	Initiating the Conversation	21	294
271	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	293
272	Stranger Danger	111	292
273	Unlisted Prices	120	292
274	Communism	153	289
275	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	288
276	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	286
277	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	285
278	Living in the Ghetto	36	284
279	Microplastics in Your Balls	142	284
280	Post Purchase Surveys	81	282
281	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	282
282	Domain Squatters	17	282
283	Team Guys	146	282
284	Minimum Wageslaves	49	282
285	Pimples on Your Nose	110	282
286	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	282
287	Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are	175	281
288	Gaslighting About Inflation	Bonus 31	281
289	Chump Syndrome	118	281
290	Height Discrimination	47	281
291	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	280
292	Effective Altruism	64	279
293	Drug Dummies	97	279
294	Awareness	98	278
295	Compulsive Liars	117	275
296	Intrusive Thoughts	118	275
297	Fear of Negotiating	74	275
298	Land Acknowledgements	89	274
299	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	274
300	The Civil Rights Act	85	272
301	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	271
302	Taylor Swift	125	270
303	Fake Libertarians	103	270
304	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	269
305	Lag	153	268
306	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	268
307	Rickety Shit	104	268
308	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	268
309	Graduation Speeches	93	268
310	Going to the Doctor	76	267
311	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	266
312	Subsidizing Demand	154	266
313	Immigration	116	264
314	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	263
315	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	263
316	Drip Pricing	88	263
317	Fool's Tits	152	262
318	Cover Charges	86	262
319	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	261
320	Making Decisions	91	260
321	Guys Who Can't Drive	165	260
322	Home Repair	124	260
323	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	259
324	Kink Personalities	79	258
325	Space Tourists	5	258
326	Long Goodbyes	Bonus 28	258
327	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	258
328	For Profit Prisons	Bonus 26	258
329	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	257
330	Extreme Heat Events	45	257
331	Finger Pain	10	257
332	Ticketmaster	65	257
333	Cockteasing	65	256
334	Hustlers' Universities	122	256
335	The "u mad?" Game	73	256
336	Starving Artists	69	255
337	Philistines	58	255
338	Candidates Pretending to be Human	Bonus 29	255
339	Subway Performers	88	255
340	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	253
341	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	252
342	Bad Cell Service	141	251
343	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	250
344	Blacklists	140	250
345	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	249
346	Relying on Your Friends	87	247
347	Foreign Lobbyists	139	246
348	Nude Negotiators	32	245
349	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	244
350	Apple Fanboys	127	244
351	Hypocrisy	87	243
352	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	243
353	Washing and Drying Long Hair	178	243
354	The Minimum Wage	4	243
355	"Objectively"	112	243
356	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	242
357	Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal	166	242
358	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	242
359	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	242
360	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	241
361	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	241
362	"Right of Way" Disrespecters	170	241
363	No Toilet Privacy	Bonus 26	239
364	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	236
365	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	234
366	USB Cables	80	234
367	Thirst Traps	81	234
368	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	234
369	Mandatory Milk	152	231
370	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	231
371	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	229
372	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	229
373	First Ladies	122	229
374	Women Co-opting Slurs	145	228
375	My Bitch Realtor	89	226
376	Ear Worms	29	226
377	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	226
378	Venue Cancellation	63	225
379	Pedo Jacketing	62	225
380	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	225
381	"Aw Hell Nah."	155	224
382	"He Didn't Do Nothing	158	223
383	Fake Death Threats	129	223
384	Unnecessary Censorship	171	222
385	Sticky Electronics	166	222
386	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	222
387	Craigslist Complainers	21	221
388	Oakland, CA	150	221
389	Tardy Drink Refills	92	220
390	Bad Shopping Carts	156	220
391	Locking Yourself Out	152	220
392	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	218
393	Train Wrecks	78	218
394	Stupid Awards Shows	131	218
395	The Haka	164	214
396	Women in Star Wars	89	214
397	How Much Money is Spent on Elections	Bonus 29	214
398	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	214
399	Roadside Death Shrines	36	213
400	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	213
401	One Hour Meetings	143	212
402	May the 4th	88	212
403	Women Fighting in Movies	120	211
404	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	211
405	The Abuse of "Abuse"	162	211
406	Health Insurance Claim Denials	167	210
407	Shoulder Pain	159	209
408	Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat	148	209
409	Content Ratings Boards	138	208
410	Thoughts and Prayers	74	207
411	Seatbelt Alarms	27	207
412	Cute Shit	164	206
413	High People	Bonus 15	205
414	Vegan Donuts	131	204
415	Tight Booths	119	204
416	Cops Doing You a Favor	168	204
417	Activist Ice Cream	97	203
418	Male Feminists	182	201
419	Lack of Fictional Bigots	161	201
420	Activist CEOs	139	201
421	Sore Losers	163	201
422	Data Breaches	148	201
423	Not Enough Deportations	Bonus 39	200
424	Empty Retail Spaces	166	199
425	Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons	149	199
426	"Citation Needed"	187	199
427	Fake Retirements	114	198
428	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	197
429	Vibe Coding	196	196
430	Suction Cups	43	196
431	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	195
432	All The Vaccine Autism Shit	178	194
433	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	194
434	The Parallel Economy	130	193
435	Snitches	155	193
436	Confirmation Bias	125	192
437	Going to Work While Sick	139	189
438	Ghost Texts	102	189
439	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	189
440	Hoarding	134	188
441	Men With "Daddy Issues"	186	188
442	Holiday Parties	69	187
443	Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did	Bonus 35	187
444	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	187
445	Source Snobs	96	187
446	Tiny House Propaganda	117	187
447	Breast Cancer Charity Scams	169	186
448	Sensationalism	66	186
449	Side Hustles	32	186
450	Rental Car Insurance	154	186
451	Forgetting Things When You Travel	142	186
452	Losing Your Tools	154	185
453	Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door	160	184
454	Rats	159	184
455	Cults	150	183
456	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	182
457	Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle	146	182
458	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	182
459	Boob Truthers	109	182
460	Forgetting Someone's Name	148	182
461	People Not Changing	172	182
462	Touchy Teachers	169	181
463	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	180
464	Going to the Dentist	70	180
465	Bad Day Holidays	132	180
466	Texas Legal Myths	107	180
467	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	180
468	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	180
469	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	180
470	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	179
471	Ending Fake-Outs	Bonus 28	179
472	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	179
473	Demographic Dummies	81	178
474	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	177
475	Intellectual Property Laws	40	177
476	Sand	178	177
477	Zoom Exhaustion	33	177
478	Idea Guys	113	176
479	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	175
480	Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill	Bonus 30	175
481	Occam's Razor	145	174
482	Product Placement Movies	126	173
483	Blowing your Wad Early	115	173
484	Buyer's Remorse	116	173
485	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	172
486	Incest Porn	32	170
487	Credit Goblins	175	169
488	Conservative Porn	121	169
489	Your Friends Making You Look Bad	176	169
490	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	167
491	Figuring Out When to Leave Events	Bonus 28	167
492	Too Many Stop Signs	134	167
493	Election Spam	161	166
494	Women Talking like Babies	162	166
495	Premature E-Trackulation	15	166
496	Talking to the Cops	148	165
497	Downward Mobility	173	164
498	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	164
499	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	162
500	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	162
501	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	162
502	LARPing PUAs	26	162
503	When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One	195	162
504	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	161
505	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	161
506	Old Movie Action Heroes	177	160
507	Race-Based Voice Actors	198	160
508	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	160
509	Zipper Disrespecters	170	160
510	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	160
511	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	159
512	Stupid Food Trends	11	159
513	The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy	185	159
514	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	158
515	Pets Stepping on Your Balls	167	158
516	Not Enough Time	232	157
517	Backseat Googlers	41	157
518	Paralysis of Choice	135	156
519	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	156
520	Power Outages	172	156
521	Babysitting a Drunk	208	155
522	Sponsored Hate	28	155
523	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	155
524	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	155
525	Fake Fans	163	155
526	Arson Denial	172	154
527	The Chevron Deference	146	152
528	The Voting Rights Act of 1965	Bonus 29	151
529	No Flying Cars	80	150
530	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	150
531	Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again	200	150
532	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	149
533	Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine	202	148
534	You Don't Get Anything For Voting	Bonus 29	148
535	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	148
536	Non-Absorbant Napkins	177	147
537	Canada	177	147
538	Communist Propaganda	185	147
539	Women Being "Based"	173	146
540	"What the hell is wrong with me?"	188	146
541	Pity Party Poopers	49	146
542	Prison Rape Jokes	Bonus 26	146
543	Talking to Drunk People	184	145
544	The Vito Wars	Bonus 31	144
545	People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs	156	144
546	Ruined Jokes	181	144
547	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	144
548	3D Technology	40	143
549	Money Shaming	144	143
550	Early Winter Darkness	Bonus 30	142
551	Celebrity Bands	55	142
552	People Who Can't Take a Joke	198	141
553	Distracted Children	130	140
554	Going to the Vet	144	140
555	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	139
556	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	139
557	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	139
558	Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels	196	138
559	USAID	176	138
560	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	138
561	Shitty Deliveries	201	138
562	Hurricanes	158	137
563	Guys Who Break Up a Fight	163	137
564	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	136
565	Metaphor Hijacking	133	136
566	Garbage Grillers	181	136
567	The War on Jocks	170	134
568	Women Drivers	215	134
569	The Boy Who Cried AI	158	134
570	The Fat Lady at the Olympics	Bonus 31	133
571	Asexuality	34	133
572	Influencer Slop	157	133
573	Traffic Drones	189	132
574	Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment	Bonus 35	132
575	Poison Beer (PFAS)	190	132
576	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	132
577	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	131
578	Crybaby Businesses	183	131
579	Drunk Eating	56	130
580	Babies in Movies/TV Shows	197	130
581	Cars That Look Like Cop Cars	188	130
582	Man Face	161	129
583	Anti DIY-ers	150	129
584	Askholes	190	129
585	Bad Pillows	162	128
586	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	128
587	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	127
588	Franchise Crossovers	62	127
589	Rolling Blackouts	147	126
590	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	126
591	The War on Porn	190	125
592	Ego	234	125
593	The Royal "We"	103	124
594	Mass Shootings	112	124
595	H1B Visas	210	124
596	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	123
597	Sports-a-phobia	59	123
598	Not Showing Drink Prices	197	123
599	Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets	192	122
600	Halftime Shows	78	121
601	Bright Lights in Prison	Bonus 26	121
602	Fucking Up the Landing	200	120
603	Fatwas	53	119
604	TV Episodes Without the Main Character	151	119
605	Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore	Bonus 37	119
606	Prison Food	Bonus 26	118
607	The Myth of Food Insecurity	205	118
608	Women Taking Shit Over	204	117
609	Non-Consenual Sex Recording	174	117
610	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	117
611	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	117
612	Airplane Seats	95	115
613	Smoking is Too Cool	27	115
614	Bad Investments	179	114
615	Battery Corrosion	94	114
616	Shows Moving From Their Normal Time	193	114
617	Electoral College Deniers	161	114
618	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	113
619	Backseat Murderers	114	113
620	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	112
621	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	112
622	The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit	Bonus 37	111
623	Dog Abuse	206	111
624	Elmo	127	110
625	Not Automatically Getting Deals	208	110
626	Pre-Checked Boxes	162	109
627	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	109
628	OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer	Bonus 31	109
629	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	109
630	Pronoun Resistance	1	108
631	Jesus Dying at 33	Bonus 34	108
632	Phone Format Paste	105	108
633	Fake Download Buttons	215	108
634	Crypto Karens	146	108
635	Bryan Singer	88	107
636	The 1%	184	106
637	People Who Steal Your Stories	150	106
638	Alexa Being Retarded	138	105
639	Sports Gambling	Bonus 32	105
640	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	105
641	Culture War Criminals	106	105
642	Headline Death Cockteasing	181	105
643	Fake Video Game Endings	Bonus 28	105
644	Backseat Parkers	195	105
645	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	104
646	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	104
647	Accent Intelligence Bias	173	104
648	Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness	188	104
649	Vanity Press	191	104
650	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	103
651	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	103
652	"What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?"	Bonus 36	103
653	Saving All Your Stuff Until the End	234	103
654	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	103
655	Conservative Comedy	140	103
656	Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession	Bonus 35	102
657	The Death of Public Dumps	195	102
658	Spoiler Nazis	36	101
659	Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion	Bonus 34	101
660	Subscriptions	223	101
661	Liberal Mass Shooters	201	100
662	Suicide Prevention	214	100
663	The US Postal Service	143	99
664	AI Evangelists	128	99
665	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	99
666	Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt	209	99
667	Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off	206	99
668	"Would"	123	98
669	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	98
670	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	98
671	Dad's TV Addiction	Bonus 35	96
672	Men and Their Legacies	185	96
673	Fake Straights	63	96
674	Turn the AC "Up"	157	96
675	The War on Air Conditioning	232	96
676	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	96
677	VOCs (Everything Stinks)	211	96
678	Not Having a Car Guy	187	95
679	Drugs That Don't Work	213	95
680	Trivial Cheating	96	95
681	It's Hard To Tell	160	94
682	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	93
683	Doomers	174	93
684	Feral Hogs	147	91
685	The Modernization of Design	202	90
686	Guys Who Won't Apologize	203	90
687	Somalian Shit Talking	213	90
688	Online Naturalists	61	90
689	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	90
690	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	90
691	Having to Get Multiple Estimates	211	90
692	Unnecessary Sequels	207	89
693	Fake Parking Spaces	204	89
694	Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom	186	89
695	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	89
696	Prison Abuse	128	89
697	Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes	197	89
698	Undercover Cops at Burning Man	201	88
699	Getting Rid of Grease	38	87
700	Pussing Out	209	87
701	The Meme of Einstein	171	86
702	Woke Museums	200	86
703	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	86
704	Search History	217	86
705	Pathological Altruism	212	85
706	The Laziness of Somali Scams	216	84
707	Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In	199	84
708	Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey	200	83
709	Eric's Billboard Chart Scam	194	83
710	Everyone Wants a Piece	206	83
711	Son of Sam Laws	Bonus 26	82
712	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	82
713	Trick Food Sharing	174	82
714	Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games)	191	82
715	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	82
716	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	81
717	The War on Hitler	207	80
718	Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas	Bonus 38	80
719	Bill Burr	182	79
720	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	79
721	Fake AI Typing	210	79
722	Prediction Markets	Bonus 39	79
723	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	79
724	Fantasy / Sci-Fi Disabilities	219	78
725	Compromising Your Art	218	78
726	Slowpoke Motorcycles	163	78
727	All Technology is a Flat Rectangle	186	78
728	Bob Dylan Worshippers	170	76
729	People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up	206	76
730	Homeless People Simps	219	76
731	It's Too Hot Insider During Winter	Bonus 30	76
732	Scuffed Up Rares	Bonus 27	76
733	What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox?	199	76
734	Timing the Sides	203	76
735	No Voter ID	220	75
736	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	74
737	The Death of the Organ	Bonus 32	74
738	Liberal Wish Fulfillment	229	73
739	The Juiced Up PowerBall	214	73
740	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	73
741	Superman's Super Simping	Bonus 36	73
742	Rough Teeth	107	72
743	Posting Pictures of Steak Online	144	72
744	Satanic Panic	77	71
745	Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes	167	71
746	Bible Truthers	105	70
747	Dream Ideas	183	70
748	Cameras Everywhere	226	70
749	Ingratitude	179	70
750	Community Detachment	80	69
751	Free Market Haters	82	69
752	Crappy Salsa	212	69
753	Peladophobia	77	69
754	Accidental Screen Shares	129	69
755	Gas Procrastinating	205	68
756	"The Greatest Story Ever Told"	Bonus 34	68
757	Rookie Mistakes	222	67
758	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	67
759	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	67
760	Low Expectations	216	66
761	Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks)	165	66
762	Writer's Block	202	65
763	False Flag Attacks	223	65
764	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	65
765	Game Stop	110	64
766	Delusion	205	64
767	Banning SuperChats	214	64
768	Women and Pop Psychology	224	64
769	Fake 2D Animation	38	64
770	The Costco Guys	Bonus 31	63
771	"no" Autocorrect	60	63
772	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	63
773	Kars 4 Kids	228	62
774	Crowdfunding Creative Projects	241	62
775	e-Sports Hype	Bonus 32	60
776	Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage	Bonus 35	60
777	Soldering	184	59
778	Maddox's Giant Laptop	Bonus 42	59
779	No More 24-Hour Walmarts	225	59
780	Death of Physical Media	240	58
781	Vtubers	145	58
782	Giving Money to Rich People	220	58
783	Ambiguous Endings	Bonus 28	57
784	Friends and Family Discounts	135	57
785	People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King"	Bonus 34	57
786	Religion in Schools	137	57
787	Trans Fats	228	56
788	Bluetooth	40	56
789	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	55
790	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	55
791	The War on Whiteface	56	55
792	Predatory Pizza Pricing	215	55
793	Dad Little League Coach	Bonus 35	55
794	Can't Pay For Your Bar Drink At The Table	218	54
795	Draft Dummies	224	54
796	Shitty Slow Motion	16	54
797	Veterans Disability Compensation Program	222	53
798	Captain Save-A-Ho	223	53
799	Gambling	188	52
800	Ballot Harvesting	230	52
801	Cash Only Businesses	191	52
802	Pet Residue	213	52
803	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	52
804	OCD Toasters	13	52
805	Automatic Start/Stop on Cars	220	51
806	Leaving the Oven On	171	51
807	Your Bro Getting a New Ho	171	51
808	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	51
809	Destiny's Dick	200	51
810	The End of Duelling	Bonus 43	50
811	Video Games Wasting Your Time	242	49
812	Clipping Your Nails Too Short	234	49
813	Paywalled Santas	212	49
814	Windshield Wiper Speeds	221	49
815	AI Scams	225	48
816	Hospitals Are Not a Luxury Experience	220	48
817	The Rapping in the Odyssey	233	48
818	Deli Dummies	193	48
819	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	47
820	Breakup Letters	238	47
821	Internet Mafia Bosses	225	47
822	Pascal's Wagerers	216	46
823	Everybody is a Cancer Doctor	189	46
824	Delivery Anticipation	207	46
825	Not Enough Leftovers	Bonus 38	46
826	Shuffling Expensive Cards	Bonus 27	46
827	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	46
828	IP Theft	199	45
829	Micro USB Cables	214	45
830	Nazis are Too Cool	85	45
831	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	45
832	The Death of the Shopping Mall	155	44
833	Event Wristbands	45	44
834	The Right's Obsession with Hollywood	205	44
835	Military Suicides	56	44
836	Bad Lighting	237	43
837	Women Talking About Food	234	43
838	The War on Doxing	169	42
839	Deficit Dummies	194	42
840	Absolutely No Steroid Policies	Bonus 32	42
841	Not Enough Leftovers	116	42
842	Secret Suicides	191	42
843	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	41
844	The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment	194	40
845	Horrible Bosses	226	40
846	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	40
847	Libertarians	218	39
848	Troubleshooting A Computer	209	39
849	Recycling	237	39
850	Wil Stancil	208	39
851	Chad No-Selling Maddox's Stories	Bonus 42	38
852	Wanting Something But Not Getting It	233	38
853	The TSA	244	37
854	YouTube's Bullying Policy	242	37
855	Not Enough Manifest Destiny	217	37
856	Things That Are Slightly Too Hard to Fix	230	37
857	Sober October	109	36
858	Shrinking Jaws	179	35
859	CVS	201	35
860	Everything on Amazon is the Same	238	34
861	Photo Albums	192	33
862	Too Hard to Record Phone Calls	231	33
863	Disabled Parking	Bonus 40	33
864	Celebrities Who Won't Retire	241	33
865	Hitler Gave Eugenics a Bad Rap	Bonus 40	33
866	Too Many Sol Ringers Logos	Bonus 42	32
867	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	32
868	Illegal Prostitution	242	31
869	Frozen	Bonus 30	31
870	Shitty Green Screen	Bonus 42	31
871	"Nesting"	193	31
872	Bodegas	46	31
873	Getting Out-Classed	221	30
874	False Piss Driblets	173	30
875	The End of the Civil War	Bonus 28	30
876	Unregulated Sports Betting	241	30
877	Shitty Shout Outs	221	28
878	Sloppy Painters	228	28
879	Too Many Jedi	151	27
880	Dry Limes	229	27
881	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	27
882	Super Bowl Commercials	219	27
883	DEI Conservatives	233	27
884	No More Soda Fountains	Bonus 44	26
885	The Sun Exploding	140	25
886	Bad Turkey	Bonus 38	25
887	"Spellers"	228	25
888	Armchair Marksmen	239	24
889	Disabled Inspiration	237	24
890	America's Lame 250th Birthday	231	24
891	TMM (Too Much Mayo)	190	24
892	White Men in Commercials	243	24
893	Sour Grapes	24	24
894	Young People Don't Drink	217	23
895	UFO Conspiracies	138	23
896	White Men Letting Asian Girlfriends Drive	240	22
897	Missing a Game-Winning Shot	149	22
898	Vibe Bombing	207	22
899	Quirk Chungus Satan	Bonus 41	22
900	Reading Comprehension	236	22
901	Fortnite	98	22
902	Calling the Manager	203	21
903	Rape Rules	244	21
904	Hollywood Nepotism	Bonus 41	21
905	Poor Superheroes	179	21
906	Invincible is Gay	Bonus 41	21
907	Bad Movie Guilt	189	21
908	Flip Flops Breaking	30	20
909	Vaccine Injuries	217	20
910	Scott Adams' Cancer Spectacular	Bonus 39	19
911	Gesture Tracking	239	19
912	No More Mythological Figures	240	19
913	The New McDonald's Monopoly	207	19
914	Fast Food Apps	Bonus 44	19
915	Not Throwing Crutches Away	Bonus 40	19
916	The Unrealized Potential of Laser Tag	Bonus 43	18
917	Med Spas	231	18
918	Crossdressing Republicans	224	18
919	Expectations	243	18
920	The Extended Jesus Universe	Bonus 34	17
921	Being Nice to AI	244	16
922	The Lack of Population Context in History	Bonus 43	16
923	Kidnapping Myths	236	16
924	Political Door Knockers	228	16
925	Too Much Viltrumite Diversity	Bonus 41	14
926	Arizona Inflation	90	13
927	The Name of Your Podcast Was Already Taken	Bonus 42	13
928	Needing to Buy Something on Black Friday	212	12
929	No Laws of Robotics	239	12
930	The Sex Offender Registry	126	12
931	Emoji Expansion	239	11
932	Bags Without Handles	235	11
933	The Equals Signs in the Epstein Files	219	9
934	Orgasm Duration	244	8
935	Cut Fruit Diaspora	236	8
936	Video Games are Too Expensive	196	7
937	Shows That Go On Too Long	245	6
938	Lonely Monkies	222	5
939	Boring Rocket Launches	224	4
940	Decline of the USPS	235	4
941	Missle Defense Systems	192	4
942	Fear of Using the Disabled Parking Pass	Bonus 40	4
943	Sandra Oh's Pussy	Bonus 41	4
944	Mark the Cop	Bonus 41	3
945	Service Industry Workers	245	3
946	FOMO Foods	Bonus 44	3
947	Giving Your Weird Kid a Gun	245	2
948	Social Media Disinformation	115	1
949	9/11 False Valor	240	1
950	Halloweenies	109	1
951	Pedo Food Codes	221	1
952	Politeness Words	23	1
953	Soap Ejaculate	135	1
954	The Coallition of Planets Logo	Bonus 41	0
955	Being Right About Woke 1	242	0
956	Rising Cost of Prostitution	238	0
957	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	-1
958	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-1
959	Genetic Engineering	243	-1
960	Not Being Black	235	-2
961	Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In	181	-2
962	Holiday Decorations	62	-2
963	Drive Time Dilation	Bonus 41	-2
964	Rey Skywalker	245	-2
965	Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People	168	-2
966	Writing Checks	185	-3
967	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-3
968	Legal Weed	226	-4
969	South Park Falling Off	198	-4
970	Celebrity Privacy	235	-5
971	Slap Fighting	241	-5
972	Showing the Real Person at the End of a Movie	219	-5
973	The Early Death of President Zachary Taylor	Bonus 43	-6
974	Making Slop	230	-6
975	Embarrassing White Supremacists	229	-7
976	Penny Pinchers	176	-7
977	Winter Wonderlands	Bonus 30	-7
978	Stolen Valor Vigilantes	199	-8
979	Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail	200	-8
980	The Urge to Touch Yourself	222	-9
981	Cheerleaders	Bonus 32	-11
982	Armless People	Bonus 40	-11
983	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-13
984	Getting Recognized at Restaurants	Bonus 44	-14
985	Macho Weathermen	11	-15
986	VR Chat	51	-15
987	Not Enough Slap Jack	Bonus 27	-15
988	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-16
989	TV Shows With More Than Four Seasons	213	-16
990	Nextdoor Apps	117	-16
991	Gold Guys Winning	218	-17
992	The "White Couch Meme" Set	Bonus 42	-17
993	Internet Anonymity	236	-17
994	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-17
995	No One Cares About Aliens	221	-18
996	Surprises	169	-18
997	Inability to Look Masculine with a Cat	238	-18
998	Disaster Blue Balls	160	-18
999	Dubs	139	-19
1000	Internet Beefs	192	-19
1001	Disaster Tourism	172	-19
1002	Wanting to Fuck the Green M&M	243	-19
1003	Fake Graphic Designers	182	-20
1004	Canon Cops	231	-21
1005	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-21
1006	Congressional Ownage	234	-21
1007	No Knife Guards for Packages	234	-23
1008	Forgetting to Hit Record	141	-23
1009	MetaZoo	Bonus 27	-23
1010	Bed Sheets	201	-23
1011	Having to be Nice to Cops	232	-24
1012	Self-Serve Car Washes	230	-25
1013	Wind	215	-25
1014	Scooter Parking Zones	184	-26
1015	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-26
1016	Bad Hecklers	151	-27
1017	Professional Wrestling	Bonus 32	-29
1018	Buying Exercise Equipment	144	-29
1019	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-29
1020	Work Holiday Parties	118	-30
1021	Shorts That Have a Liner	152	-31
1022	Jersey Burning	63	-31
1023	Mandatory Coleslaw	216	-32
1024	Legacy Characters	Bonus 36	-34
1025	Landscape Screenshots	224	-34
1026	Hospital Bill No-Payers	226	-34
1027	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-35
1028	Not Enough Tylenol	204	-35
1029	High Speed Train Fetishists	197	-35
1030	Slow Cancer	65	-36
1031	The Power Rangers Movie	234	-36
1032	Seatbelt Laws	85	-37
1033	Bad Blood	67	-37
1034	Getting Passed Over For a Promotion	167	-38
1035	The Myth of Hard Work	Bonus 32	-39
1036	Shit in Your Drink	140	-40
1037	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-40
1038	The Olympics Raffle	225	-40
1039	Counting Dead Kids	110	-40
1040	Surrogacy Haters	229	-41
1041	Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You	146	-41
1042	Trump People	178	-41
1043	Boneless Chicken Wings	210	-43
1044	People in Discord Who Cheat At Wordle	Bonus 39	-44
1045	Dual Molded Lego Parts	218	-44
1046	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-44
1047	No Way to Short the Collectibles Market	211	-45
1048	Shitting at Work	237	-45
1049	Ending Daylight Savings Time	233	-45
1050	Lost Media Crybabies	234	-45
1051	Lex Luthor Was Right	Bonus 36	-45
1052	Magic: the Gathering Spiderman Set	Bonus 39	-46
1053	Vladimir Putin	30	-46
1054	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-48
1055	Mugshot Envy	103	-49
1056	Donkey Jelly	141	-50
1057	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-50
1058	Disrespecting Comic Creators	Bonus 36	-51
1059	The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth	164	-52
1060	Prisoner Firefighters	174	-52
1061	Abandoning Roger Rabbit	210	-53
1062	Watching a Man Drown	104	-53
1063	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-53
1064	Very Special Episodes	91	-54
1065	The Superman Logo	Bonus 36	-55
1066	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-56
1067	Transphobia	83	-57
1068	A Never-Ending Piss	204	-57
1069	Musician Doppelgangers	Bonus 37	-58
1070	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-58
1071	No Respect For The Good Times	198	-61
1072	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-62
1073	Branded Buttons	23	-63
1074	Wifejak	166	-63
1075	The Japanese Advantage	Bonus 27	-64
1076	Crack	28	-64
1077	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-65
1078	Buffet Anxiety	134	-66
1079	Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash	180	-66
1080	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-66
1081	George Soros Conspiracies	Bonus 37	-66
1082	Complaining About Free Media	159	-67
1083	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-67
1084	Police Body Cams	183	-67
1085	Ozzy Osbourne's Final Concert	Bonus 39	-68
1086	The Decline in Youth Vapint	Bonus 31	-69
1087	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-71
1088	Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes	Bonus 30	-71
1089	Ellen Haters	223	-71
1090	No Poop Allowed	208	-71
1091	Realizing You Were The Bully in High School	164	-72
1092	Printer Ink	180	-72
1093	Fireworks	194	-73
1094	Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas	Bonus 31	-73
1095	Not Throwing Away Commons	Bonus 27	-74
1096	Too Much Pride Flag Hate	211	-75
1097	Medical Marijuana	153	-75
1098	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-76
1099	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-76
1100	Lion Tamers	203	-76
1101	Unqualified Applicants	114	-76
1102	Plushies	168	-77
1103	Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller	147	-78
1104	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-78
1105	Derivative Dummies	124	-81
1106	Bean Bag Chairs	155	-82
1107	Hindu Temple Haters	209	-83
1108	Horny Logic	143	-84
1109	Forgetting to Wash Your Hair	186	-85
1110	Sphere Haters	202	-85
1111	Not Enough Screen Time	232	-85
1112	No Adult Heelys	170	-87
1113	No Cool IP Crossovers	Bonus 27	-89
1114	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-89
1115	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-90
1116	Local Businesses	29	-92
1117	Terrorism Haters	187	-92
1118	Figure Skating	175	-92
1119	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-93
1120	Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes	149	-93
1121	Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops	189	-93
1122	American Privilege	118	-95
1123	Federal Holidays	193	-95
1124	Not Enough Indian Shit	Bonus 38	-96
1125	Getting Rid of a Body	157	-97
1126	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-97
1127	Too Long of Media	24	-98
1128	Black Israelites	63	-102
1129	Groupon Anxiety	195	-103
1130	$1,000 Posters	87	-106
1131	Eye Exams	175	-106
1132	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-106
1133	Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men)	178	-107
1134	Shoelaces	158	-107
1135	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-107
1136	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-107
1137	Gamers	100	-108
1138	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-108
1139	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-109
1140	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-109
1141	Pissphobes	84	-110
1142	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-110
1143	Killing All The Chickens	180	-110
1144	Body Shaming	151	-112
1145	Vice Presidential Debates	159	-113
1146	Cave Explorers	154	-114
1147	The Barbie Movie	101	-115
1148	Parental Wisdom	93	-115
1149	Bad Snaps	125	-115
1150	Robin Williams Death Posting	153	-116
1151	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-118
1152	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-119
1153	NFT Haters	95	-119
1154	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-122
1155	The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden	Bonus 28	-122
1156	National Parks	132	-123
1157	Making Up Laws	Bonus 33	-125
1158	Block Babies	102	-127
1159	Different Races	Bonus 4	-129
1160	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-133
1161	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-139
1162	Nostalgia 64	111	-141
1163	No Fat Chicks in Prison	Bonus 26	-141
1164	Fan Entitlement	70	-143
1165	Private Wi-Fis	126	-143
1166	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-147
1167	Getting Idioms Wrong	Bonus 33	-147
1168	Gay Denial	196	-149
1169	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-151
1170	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-152
1171	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-152
1172	Lack of Receipts	Bonus 33	-153
1173	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-154
1174	Lingering Holidays	156	-155
1175	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-160
1176	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-163
1177	Public Urination Laws	14	-166
1178	Using Stock Photography Wrong	Bonus 33	-166
1179	Cynicism	180	-170
1180	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-175
1181	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-177
1182	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-178
1183	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-192
1184	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-198
1185	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-199
1186	Kink Shaming	35	-199
1187	Surrogacy Haters	119	-200
1188	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-201
1189	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-201
1190	Shoulder Nipples	71	-204
1191	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-214
1192	Fingernail Piles	121	-220
1193	Canon Cops	43	-221
1194	The Transgender Military Ban	177	-241
1195	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-248
1196	False False Flags	72	-250
1197	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-259
1198	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-271
1199	Disability Discrimination	35	-283
1200	Email	60	-283
1201	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-289
1202	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-291
1203	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-292
1204	Not Enough Seanies	39	-299
1205	Night Pooping	94	-308
1206	Digital Piracy	165	-328
1207	Ratchet Straps	54	-330
1208	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-332
1209	Futurama Fans	31	-356
1210	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-358
1211	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-363
1212	Evolution	48	-369
1213	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-371
1214	Baby Lovers	136	-408
1215	Anti-Semitism	60	-411
1216	Cum	71	-452
1217	Hitler	68	-493
1218	French Fries	Bonus 10	-708
1219	"You Voted For This"	25	-820
1220	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-963
1221	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-980
1222	Puppets	7	-1219
1223	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1298
1224	COVID Deniers	5	-1918