The Problems

This Week

Blacklists	210
Conservative Comedy	67
The Sun Exploding	46
Shit in Your Drink	-28

Latest Bonus Episode

Mothers Against Drunk Driving	134
Single Mothers	113
"How Was School?"	107
Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	98
"We Have McDonald's At Home"	44
Masturbation Monitor	23
Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	22

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4049
2	Fat Brain	2	3542
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3179
4	Too Much Pride	4	2399
5	"Disinformation"	3	2112
6	The N-Word Defense	5	1920
7	Late Rape	10	1885
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	1851
9	Tattle Tales	10	1763
10	Seth Rogen	19	1661
11	The War on Blackface	2	1606
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1564
13	Scientism	7	1462
14	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1459
15	Payment Processors	8	1298
16	Millionaire Socialists	8	1291
17	Child Advocates	4	1225
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1121
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1104
20	Deinstitutionalization	6	1077
21	Inflation	24	1004
22	The IRS	52	992
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	983
24	Fake News	13	942
25	Pedophiles	29	906
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	901
27	YouTube Role Models	5	882
28	Goth Erasure	8	853
29	Prison Rape	7	834
30	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	827
31	Forced Diversity in Film	24	814
32	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	802
33	Edgy Reboots	3	773
34	Trans Athletes	10	773
35	Kangaroo Courts	51	770
36	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	768
37	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	766
38	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	750
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	743
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	729
41	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	718
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	718
43	Regret	4	711
44	Charger Not Included	15	707
45	No-Knock Raids	28	707
46	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	678
47	Installing Console Games	12	674
48	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	670
49	Social Malware	14	665
50	Political Scientists	26	654
51	The War on Anonymity	68	651
52	Holocaust Metaphors	9	645
53	Conservatives	67	636
54	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	636
55	Womansplaining	53	627
56	Women's Tears	37	624
57	The Homeless	80	616
58	Going Back to Work	22	612
59	Circumcision Apologists	59	605
60	Family Court	16	604
61	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	604
62	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	593
63	Testicular Torsion	19	591
64	Comply Guys	52	591
65	Lack of Bidets	2	578
66	Gun Control	15	577
67	Sustainability	11	571
68	Rent is Too Damn High	48	561
69	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	561
70	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	552
71	Waiting	Bonus 1	549
72	Eldercare	25	546
73	Swatting	48	543
74	Media Consolidation	36	536
75	Pussy Cops	42	535
76	Parking Idlers	42	532
77	Civil Forfeiture	20	531
78	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	522
79	Empty Parking Lots	111	521
80	Political Canonizations	17	515
81	"Buy the Dip"	1	513
82	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	507
83	Silencing the User	16	505
84	Nuclear War	30	503
85	Boycotts of the Week	35	500
86	Fake Neurodivergence	40	500
87	Bad Jannies	26	499
88	Corporate Bootlicking	60	499
89	Short Attention Spans	86	499
90	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	491
91	Indoctrinating Children	33	490
92	The National Debt	27	489
93	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	488
94	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	487
95	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	486
96	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	484
97	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	481
98	Animal Abuse	50	480
99	Social Media	55	477
100	Sleep Deprivation	32	473
101	The De-Sexification of Media	71	472
102	Student Debt Repayment	54	471
103	Live Action Anime	19	470
104	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	469
105	Master Erasure	12	464
106	Two-Factor Authentication	6	463
107	Silver Alerts	6	457
108	Inventing Black Inventors	27	451
109	Plea Deals	105	450
110	Big Leaguing	121	450
111	Woke Unions	16	446
112	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	445
113	Manliness Gurus	71	444
114	Cash Bail	18	442
115	Columbus Hate	12	437
116	George Soros District Attorneys	94	428
117	Theater Kids	56	427
118	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	426
119	Picky Parkers	7	423
120	No More Comedies	37	422
121	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	422
122	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	420
123	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	420
124	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	417
125	Deadname Drama	53	415
126	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	412
127	Funko Pops	18	410
128	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	410
129	Blindness	22	409
130	Female Comedy Writers	54	408
131	Democracy	Bonus 2	407
132	Broken Bones	25	407
133	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	406
134	Bread Tacos	31	405
135	Cash Register Solicitations	39	405
136	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	405
137	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	404
138	Game Journalists	50	403
139	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	401
140	Shorter Attention Spans	57	400
141	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	399
142	Wellness Checks	58	398
143	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	397
144	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	394
145	Common Core Math	127	393
146	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	392
147	Charity Fraud	96	392
148	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	389
149	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	386
150	Child Support	61	386
151	Hate Hoaxes	43	382
152	Whiny Waiters	83	382
153	Loud Music at Bars	83	381
154	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	380
155	Vito's Twitter Account	23	377
156	"Love Bombing"	34	375
157	Wrongful Convictions	136	373
158	Mobile-Only Websites	52	370
159	The SEC	99	370
160	Food Going Bad	93	369
161	Robocallers	125	369
162	Speed Traps	133	368
163	Easy Mode Activists	33	363
164	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	363
165	Unrealistic Expectations	42	360
166	Throwing Your Back Out	128	360
167	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	359
168	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	359
169	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	359
170	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	358
171	Uninformed Voters	76	358
172	Live Service Video Games	123	358
173	SSRIs	49	354
174	The Gas Stove Ban	73	354
175	Stock Market Morons	86	352
176	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	351
177	Simulation Theory	9	350
178	Wil Wheaton	127	350
179	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	346
180	e-Whores	72	342
181	Amber Heard Supporters	44	341
182	DEI	122	339
183	The Anchoring Effect	79	338
184	Artificial Scarcity	94	338
185	Nocturia	94	338
186	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	338
187	Bad Neighbors	110	337
188	Keyboard Warriors	31	336
189	Laws That Make You Lie	34	336
190	Autism	64	336
191	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	334
192	Adam Sessler	73	333
193	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	333
194	Reparation Retardation	82	332
195	Elon Musk	67	331
196	Toxic Positivity	95	323
197	Freemium Software	127	323
198	Compelled Speech	83	320
199	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	320
200	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	319
201	Influencer Culture	45	318
202	Freeway Protesters	46	317
203	Mosquitos	109	317
204	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	315
205	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	314
206	Long Lost Lectures	13	313
207	Famine	47	313
208	Snail-in Voting	92	312
209	Cops Transferring Departments	126	312
210	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	309
211	The Emperor's New Burn	38	307
212	Losing Shit	91	307
213	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	306
214	Big Government	102	306
215	Armchair Mechanics	15	305
216	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	305
217	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	304
218	Tech Switcheroos	77	303
219	Non-Drivers	100	302
220	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	301
221	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	301
222	Contouring	79	300
223	Travel Insurance	25	298
224	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	298
225	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	296
226	Swastika Scaries	70	296
227	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	296
228	The Olympics	28	295
229	Suicide Baiting	120	295
230	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	293
231	Shitty Shippers	105	293
232	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	291
233	Parasocial Relationships	90	291
234	The Five-Day Work Week	103	291
235	Stan Culture	119	291
236	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	290
237	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	287
238	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	286
239	Tinnitus	114	286
240	Stranger Danger	111	285
241	Women's Dating Advice	104	283
242	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	282
243	Great Government Firewalls	84	281
244	Tip Jar Takeover	75	280
245	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	280
246	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	280
247	Too Many Licenses	46	279
248	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	278
249	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	278
250	Women's Stories	138	277
251	Epstein Blue Balls	47	276
252	Missed Opportunities	77	276
253	Time Vampires	137	276
254	Initiating the Conversation	21	275
255	Minimum Wageslaves	49	275
256	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	275
257	The UK Government	106	274
258	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	272
259	Post Purchase Surveys	81	272
260	Domain Squatters	17	271
261	Effective Altruism	64	271
262	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	270
263	Living in the Ghetto	36	269
264	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	269
265	Unlisted Prices	120	268
266	Awareness	98	267
267	Height Discrimination	47	265
268	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	265
269	Pimples on Your Nose	110	265
270	Chump Syndrome	118	263
271	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	263
272	Land Acknowledgements	89	262
273	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	259
274	Going to the Doctor	76	258
275	The Civil Rights Act	85	258
276	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	258
277	Fear of Negotiating	74	257
278	Graduation Speeches	93	257
279	Drug Dummies	97	257
280	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	257
281	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	256
282	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	256
283	Space Tourists	5	255
284	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	254
285	Intrusive Thoughts	118	254
286	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	253
287	Cover Charges	86	252
288	Fake Libertarians	103	252
289	Compulsive Liars	117	252
290	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	252
291	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	251
292	Immigration	116	251
293	Taylor Swift	125	251
294	Drip Pricing	88	250
295	Kink Personalities	79	249
296	Subway Performers	88	249
297	Rickety Shit	104	249
298	Extreme Heat Events	45	248
299	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	248
300	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	248
301	Starving Artists	69	247
302	Philistines	58	246
303	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	246
304	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	243
305	Nude Negotiators	32	242
306	Cockteasing	65	242
307	Making Decisions	91	242
308	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	242
309	The "u mad?" Game	73	241
310	Home Repair	124	241
311	Ticketmaster	65	240
312	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	237
313	The Minimum Wage	4	235
314	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	235
315	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	234
316	Hustlers' Universities	122	234
317	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	233
318	Relying on Your Friends	87	232
319	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	232
320	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	231
321	"Objectively"	112	230
322	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	229
323	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	227
324	Hypocrisy	87	227
325	Apple Fanboys	127	224
326	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	224
327	USB Cables	80	223
328	Thirst Traps	81	223
329	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	223
330	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	223
331	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	222
332	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	220
333	Craigslist Complainers	21	218
334	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	218
335	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	218
336	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	216
337	Ear Worms	29	216
338	My Bitch Realtor	89	216
339	Pedo Jacketing	62	215
340	Venue Cancellation	63	215
341	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	215
342	First Ladies	122	215
343	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	215
344	Foreign Lobbyists	139	212
345	Finger Pain	10	211
346	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	210
347	Blacklists	140	210
348	Train Wrecks	78	207
349	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	207
350	Tardy Drink Refills	92	206
351	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	205
352	Roadside Death Shrines	36	204
353	Fake Death Threats	129	202
354	Seatbelt Alarms	27	201
355	Women Fighting in Movies	120	200
356	Women in Star Wars	89	199
357	Stupid Awards Shows	131	199
358	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	197
359	Thoughts and Prayers	74	197
360	Tight Booths	119	197
361	May the 4th	88	196
362	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	196
363	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	193
364	Suction Cups	43	192
365	Vegan Donuts	131	192
366	High People	Bonus 15	190
367	Activist Ice Cream	97	190
368	Content Ratings Boards	138	189
369	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	188
370	Fake Retirements	114	184
371	Ghost Texts	102	183
372	Side Hustles	32	182
373	The Parallel Economy	130	181
374	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	180
375	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	180
376	Holiday Parties	69	179
377	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	179
378	Source Snobs	96	179
379	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	178
380	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	176
381	Tiny House Propaganda	117	176
382	Confirmation Bias	125	176
383	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	172
384	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	172
385	Sensationalism	66	171
386	Demographic Dummies	81	171
387	Texas Legal Myths	107	171
388	Activist CEOs	139	171
389	Zoom Exhaustion	33	170
390	Intellectual Property Laws	40	170
391	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	170
392	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	170
393	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	170
394	Going to the Dentist	70	169
395	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	169
396	Boob Truthers	109	167
397	Hoarding	134	167
398	Bad Day Holidays	132	166
399	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	164
400	Blowing your Wad Early	115	164
401	Incest Porn	32	163
402	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	163
403	Buyer's Remorse	116	163
404	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	162
405	Conservative Porn	121	162
406	Idea Guys	113	161
407	Product Placement Movies	126	160
408	Premature E-Trackulation	15	158
409	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	157
410	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	155
411	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	155
412	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	155
413	Stupid Food Trends	11	154
414	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	154
415	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	154
416	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	154
417	Too Many Stop Signs	134	154
418	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	153
419	LARPing PUAs	26	153
420	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	150
421	Going to Work While Sick	139	149
422	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	148
423	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	147
424	Sponsored Hate	28	146
425	Backseat Googlers	41	146
426	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	146
427	Paralysis of Choice	135	146
428	No Flying Cars	80	144
429	Pity Party Poopers	49	143
430	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	143
431	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	141
432	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	140
433	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	138
434	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	137
435	Mothers Against Drunk Driving	Bonus 25	134
436	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	133
437	3D Technology	40	131
438	Distracted Children	130	131
439	Asexuality	34	129
440	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	129
441	Metaphor Hijacking	133	129
442	Celebrity Bands	55	128
443	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	128
444	Franchise Crossovers	62	127
445	Drunk Eating	56	126
446	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	126
447	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	125
448	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	125
449	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	124
450	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	122
451	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	122
452	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	120
453	Sports-a-phobia	59	119
454	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	118
455	Halftime Shows	78	115
456	Fatwas	53	114
457	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	113
458	Single Mothers	Bonus 25	113
459	Smoking is Too Cool	27	111
460	Pronoun Resistance	1	109
461	Mass Shootings	112	108
462	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	107
463	Airplane Seats	95	107
464	"How Was School?"	Bonus 25	107
465	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	106
466	Elmo	127	106
467	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	106
468	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	105
469	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	104
470	Bryan Singer	88	104
471	Battery Corrosion	94	104
472	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	104
473	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	103
474	Backseat Murderers	114	103
475	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	103
476	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	102
477	Phone Format Paste	105	102
478	Culture War Criminals	106	101
479	Alexa Being Retarded	138	99
480	The Royal "We"	103	98
481	Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away	Bonus 25	98
482	Spoiler Nazis	36	96
483	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	96
484	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	94
485	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	93
486	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	93
487	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	92
488	Fake Straights	63	90
489	Getting Rid of Grease	38	88
490	Trivial Cheating	96	88
491	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	86
492	Online Naturalists	61	85
493	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	84
494	"Would"	123	84
495	AI Evangelists	128	83
496	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	82
497	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	82
498	Prison Abuse	128	80
499	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	78
500	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	77
501	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	77
502	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	75
503	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	75
504	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	75
505	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	73
506	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	72
507	Peladophobia	77	72
508	Satanic Panic	77	71
509	Bible Truthers	105	71
510	Community Detachment	80	67
511	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	67
512	Rough Teeth	107	67
513	Conservative Comedy	140	67
514	Free Market Haters	82	65
515	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	64
516	"no" Autocorrect	60	61
517	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	58
518	Friends and Family Discounts	135	58
519	Fake 2D Animation	38	57
520	Game Stop	110	56
521	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	56
522	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	55
523	Accidental Screen Shares	129	55
524	OCD Toasters	13	53
525	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	52
526	Religion in Schools	137	51
527	Bluetooth	40	50
528	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	50
529	The War on Whiteface	56	50
530	Shitty Slow Motion	16	48
531	Military Suicides	56	46
532	Nazis are Too Cool	85	46
533	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	46
534	The Sun Exploding	140	46
535	"We Have McDonald's At Home"	Bonus 25	44
536	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	42
537	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	41
538	Event Wristbands	45	39
539	Not Enough Leftovers	116	39
540	Bodegas	46	35
541	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	34
542	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	34
543	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	30
544	Sober October	109	25
545	UFO Conspiracies	138	23
546	Masturbation Monitor	Bonus 25	23
547	Mom Making You Take Stuff Home	Bonus 25	22
548	The Sex Offender Registry	126	20
549	Arizona Inflation	90	15
550	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	10
551	Sour Grapes	24	9
552	Flip Flops Breaking	30	7
553	Fortnite	98	6
554	Halloweenies	109	4
555	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	-1
556	Holiday Decorations	62	-4
557	Soap Ejaculate	135	-6
558	VR Chat	51	-7
559	Politeness Words	23	-9
560	Social Media Disinformation	115	-10
561	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-12
562	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-13
563	Dubs	139	-13
564	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-16
565	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-16
566	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-19
567	Macho Weathermen	11	-23
568	Nextdoor Apps	117	-23
569	Shit in Your Drink	140	-28
570	Jersey Burning	63	-29
571	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-31
572	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-34
573	Bad Blood	67	-37
574	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-37
575	Transphobia	83	-39
576	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-40
577	Work Holiday Parties	118	-40
578	Slow Cancer	65	-41
579	Vladimir Putin	30	-42
580	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-44
581	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-44
582	Counting Dead Kids	110	-44
583	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-45
584	Seatbelt Laws	85	-46
585	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-46
586	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-47
587	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-53
588	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-54
589	Watching a Man Drown	104	-57
590	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-58
591	Mugshot Envy	103	-59
592	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-60
593	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-61
594	Branded Buttons	23	-63
595	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-63
596	Very Special Episodes	91	-65
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598	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-69
599	Buffet Anxiety	134	-74
600	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-76
601	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-80
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603	Unqualified Applicants	114	-83
604	American Privilege	118	-85
605	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-87
606	Derivative Dummies	124	-88
607	Local Businesses	29	-89
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609	Black Israelites	63	-96
610	Too Long of Media	24	-100
611	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-101
612	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-101
613	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-102
614	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-103
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616	Pissphobes	84	-106
617	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-106
618	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-109
619	NFT Haters	95	-109
620	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-112
621	Parental Wisdom	93	-112
622	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-112
623	$1,000 Posters	87	-114
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628	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-120
629	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-120
630	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-122
631	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-125
632	Block Babies	102	-127
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635	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-140
636	Nostalgia 64	111	-141
637	Fan Entitlement	70	-146
638	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-146
639	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-147
640	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-148
641	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-148
642	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-149
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644	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-160
645	Public Urination Laws	14	-167
646	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-175
647	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-179
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651	Kink Shaming	35	-192
652	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-192
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654	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-197
655	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-201
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659	Canon Cops	43	-223
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662	False False Flags	72	-252
663	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-254
664	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-263
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668	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-282
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670	Night Pooping	94	-310
671	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-322
672	Ratchet Straps	54	-328
673	Futurama Fans	31	-350
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676	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-360
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680	Cum	71	-419
681	Hitler	68	-455
682	French Fries	Bonus 10	-666
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686	Puppets	7	-1187
687	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1244
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