The Problems

This Week

Women's Stories	131
Content Ratings Boards	88
Alexa Being Retarded	39
UFO Conspiracies	27

Latest Bonus Episode

No Respect for Engineers	102
Not Enough Apolcaypse	74
Everything is a Mess	55
Smug Doomsday Preppers	55
Bullet Hiders	39
Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	-80

All Time

Rank	Problem	Episode	Votes	+	-
1	Woke Marketing	1	4032
2	Fat Brain	2	3524
3	Chinese Aporogies	3	3167
4	Too Much Pride	4	2391
5	"Disinformation"	3	2108
6	The N-Word Defense	5	1912
7	Late Rape	10	1875
8	Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance	9	1845
9	Tattle Tales	10	1755
10	Seth Rogen	19	1651
11	The War on Blackface	2	1601
12	Kid-Friendly Pride	2	1558
13	Scientism	7	1462
14	Breast Reduction Surgery	18	1447
15	Payment Processors	8	1293
16	Millionaire Socialists	8	1282
17	Child Advocates	4	1220
18	Nuclear-phobia	14	1116
19	Women Running Education	Bonus 9	1095
20	Deinstitutionalization	6	1075
21	Inflation	24	1001
22	The IRS	52	987
23	The 19th Amendment	Bonus 8	981
24	Fake News	13	941
25	Pedophiles	29	901
26	Traumatic Brain Injury	13	899
27	YouTube Role Models	5	879
28	Goth Erasure	8	852
29	Prison Rape	7	830
30	The Myth of the "Noble Savage"	18	822
31	Forced Diversity in Film	24	811
32	Culinary Gatekeepers	8	799
33	Trans Athletes	10	772
34	Edgy Reboots	3	771
35	Kangaroo Courts	51	765
36	The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat	20	764
37	Women Banging Psychopaths	3	761
38	Diversity Extortion Mafias	131	746
39	The Cowardice of Women	26	737
40	The Two-Party System	Bonus 8	727
41	Having a Small Penis	Bonus 2	718
42	Getting Your Order Wrong	Bonus 10	718
43	Regret	4	711
44	Charger Not Included	15	705
45	No-Knock Raids	28	704
46	Non-Connecting Parking Lots	Bonus 2	678
47	Installing Console Games	12	674
48	No Hot Girls in Your Class	Bonus 9	664
49	Social Malware	14	663
50	Political Scientists	26	651
51	The War on Anonymity	68	648
52	Holocaust Metaphors	9	643
53	Conservatives	67	634
54	Airbnb Cleaning Fees	102	632
55	Womansplaining	53	625
56	Women's Tears	37	619
57	Going Back to Work	22	611
58	The Homeless	80	608
59	Family Court	16	603
60	Circumcision Apologists	59	601
61	School Starts Too Early	Bonus 9	600
62	The Death of Norm MacDonald	Bonus 3	591
63	Comply Guys	52	590
64	Testicular Torsion	19	589
65	Lack of Bidets	2	577
66	Gun Control	15	577
67	Sustainability	11	569
68	Rent is Too Damn High	48	557
69	Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium	Bonus 19	555
70	The Death of the Dollar Menu	Bonus 10	551
71	Waiting	Bonus 1	549
72	Eldercare	25	546
73	Swatting	48	538
74	Media Consolidation	36	534
75	Pussy Cops	42	533
76	Parking Idlers	42	531
77	Civil Forfeiture	20	530
78	Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo	Bonus 16	523
79	Empty Parking Lots	111	519
80	Political Canonizations	17	513
81	"Buy the Dip"	1	512
82	Silencing the User	16	503
83	Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping	Bonus 14	503
84	Nuclear War	30	500
85	Bad Jannies	26	499
86	Boycotts of the Week	35	499
87	Corporate Bootlicking	60	498
88	Fake Neurodivergence	40	497
89	Short Attention Spans	86	496
90	Indoctrinating Children	33	490
91	The National Debt	27	489
92	People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes	92	488
93	Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole	22	486
94	Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order	12	485
95	Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture	97	480
96	Animal Abuse	50	477
97	Social Media	55	476
98	Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging	136	475
99	Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"	136	474
100	Sleep Deprivation	32	472
101	The De-Sexification of Media	71	472
102	Student Debt Repayment	54	470
103	Live Action Anime	19	469
104	The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords	34	468
105	Master Erasure	12	464
106	Two-Factor Authentication	6	461
107	Silver Alerts	6	458
108	Inventing Black Inventors	27	451
109	Plea Deals	105	448
110	The Tokenization of Miles Morales	Bonus 16	447
111	Big Leaguing	121	447
112	Woke Unions	16	446
113	Manliness Gurus	71	444
114	Cash Bail	18	442
115	Columbus Hate	12	436
116	Theater Kids	56	427
117	George Soros District Attorneys	94	426
118	Lame Bad Guys	Bonus 6	425
119	Picky Parkers	7	422
120	No More Comedies	37	422
121	Adding T to LGB	Bonus 7	421
122	Overly Courteous Drivers	50	421
123	Abandoned Plot Threads	Bonus 18	418
124	Celebrity Voice Actors	11	416
125	Deadname Drama	53	415
126	Propagandizing MLK	Bonus 13	412
127	Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves	82	411
128	Funko Pops	18	409
129	Blindness	22	409
130	Female Comedy Writers	54	409
131	Broken Bones	25	408
132	Democracy	Bonus 2	407
133	The Windows 10 Search Bar	35	406
134	Red Head Erasure	Bonus 16	405
135	Bread Tacos	31	404
136	Cash Register Solicitations	39	404
137	Onmibus Spending Bills	70	401
138	Game Journalists	50	399
139	Shorter Attention Spans	57	399
140	People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes	95	399
141	Wellness Checks	58	398
142	The J6 Commission	Bonus 12	397
143	Fake Mobile Game Ads	37	396
144	Dead Celebrity Endorsements	21	394
145	Common Core Math	127	393
146	Elliot Page's Topless Pics	Bonus 3	392
147	Charity Fraud	96	392
148	Criminalizing Heterosexuality	43	388
149	Child Support	61	386
150	Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru	Bonus 10	384
151	Whiny Waiters	83	382
152	Hate Hoaxes	43	381
153	Loud Music at Bars	83	380
154	Lack of Bodily Integrity	39	379
155	"Love Bombing"	34	375
156	Vito's Twitter Account	23	373
157	Mobile-Only Websites	52	370
158	The SEC	99	370
159	Food Going Bad	93	369
160	Robocallers	125	368
161	Speed Traps	133	367
162	Wrongful Convictions	136	365
163	Easy Mode Activists	33	362
164	Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something	90	362
165	Unrealistic Expectations	42	360
166	The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy	33	359
167	Live Service Video Games	123	358
168	Throwing Your Back Out	128	358
169	Unwarranted Self-Importance	20	357
170	Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit	44	357
171	Uninformed Voters	76	357
172	The Myth of American Gun Violence	90	357
173	The Gas Stove Ban	73	353
174	SSRIs	49	352
175	Stock Market Morons	86	352
176	Simulation Theory	9	349
177	Knots That Are Tied Too Tight	101	349
178	Wil Wheaton	127	349
179	Free Trials with Credit Card	19	346
180	e-Whores	72	339
181	Kwanza’s Origins	Bonus 20	339
182	Amber Heard Supporters	44	338
183	Artificial Scarcity	94	338
184	Nocturia	94	338
185	DEI	122	338
186	The Anchoring Effect	79	337
187	Keyboard Warriors	31	336
188	Laws That Make You Lie	34	336
189	Bad Neighbors	110	335
190	Autism	64	332
191	Appealing to the Chinese Market	Bonus 22	332
192	Reparation Retardation	82	331
193	Voice Actors Recording at Home	100	331
194	Elon Musk	67	330
195	Adam Sessler	73	327
196	Toxic Positivity	95	323
197	Freemium Software	127	323
198	Generation of Sexless Idiots	132	320
199	Compelled Speech	83	319
200	Influencer Culture	45	317
201	Freeway Protesters	46	316
202	Mosquitos	109	316
203	Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs	112	316
204	Long Lost Lectures	13	313
205	Excessive Sweating	Bonus 17	313
206	Famine	47	312
207	Cops Transferring Departments	126	312
208	Snail-in Voting	92	311
209	Losing Shit	91	307
210	The Emperor's New Burn	38	306
211	Tattle-Tale Journalists	44	306
212	Finding the Edge on Packing Tape	62	306
213	Big Government	102	306
214	Armchair Mechanics	15	305
215	Getting Band-Aids Wet	57	304
216	The Female Dating Strategy Podcast	68	304
217	Tech Switcheroos	77	303
218	The Pledge of Allegiance	9	302
219	Ethical Consumption Clowns	78	301
220	Non-Drivers	100	301
221	Contouring	79	300
222	Travel Insurance	25	298
223	Creepy Targeted Ads	54	298
224	Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies	17	296
225	Chips Breaking in the Dip	128	296
226	The Olympics	28	295
227	Swastika Scaries	70	295
228	Suicide Baiting	120	294
229	Price of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)	30	293
230	Guys Getting in Fights Over Women	137	293
231	Shitty Shippers	105	292
232	Presidential Turkey Pardons	17	291
233	Stan Culture	119	291
234	Parasocial Relationships	90	290
235	The Five-Day Work Week	103	289
236	Doing All the Work in a Group Project	106	289
237	Coming out "Queer"	Bonus 7	286
238	Badly Timed Traffic Lights	66	286
239	Tinnitus	114	285
240	Stranger Danger	111	284
241	Women's Dating Advice	104	282
242	Great Government Firewalls	84	281
243	Bad Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 18	281
244	Lack of Congressional Term Limits	104	281
245	Tip Jar Takeover	75	279
246	In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move	129	279
247	Too Many Licenses	46	278
248	Easy Mode in Video Games	85	278
249	Restaurants Skimping on the Meat	108	278
250	Missed Opportunities	77	276
251	Initiating the Conversation	21	275
252	Epstein Blue Balls	47	275
253	Minimum Wageslaves	49	274
254	Billionaire Bootlickers	69	274
255	True Crime Hysterics	Bonus 2	273
256	The UK Government	106	273
257	Domain Squatters	17	271
258	Post Purchase Surveys	81	271
259	Deep Fake Consent Malarky	76	270
260	Living in the Ghetto	36	269
261	Effective Altruism	64	269
262	Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes	41	268
263	Unlisted Prices	120	268
264	Awareness	98	267
265	Height Discrimination	47	264
266	Pimples on Your Nose	110	264
267	Getting Sick During Time Off	66	263
268	Corporate Sponsored Memes	134	263
269	Land Acknowledgements	89	262
270	Chump Syndrome	118	262
271	Time Vampires	137	259
272	Pharmaceutical Ads	75	258
273	Going to the Doctor	76	258
274	The Civil Rights Act	85	258
275	Ignoring Driving Signals	124	258
276	Fear of Negotiating	74	257
277	Graduation Speeches	93	257
278	Drug Dummies	97	257
279	Streaming Service Black-Outs	Bonus 13	256
280	Buying Gifts for Boomers	Bonus 20	256
281	Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse	133	255
282	Space Tourists	5	254
283	Weed Not Living up to the Hype	Bonus 15	254
284	Intrusive Thoughts	118	254
285	Cover Charges	86	252
286	Fake Libertarians	103	252
287	Compulsive Liars	117	252
288	Overpriced Breakfasts	39	251
289	Drip Pricing	88	250
290	Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line	115	250
291	Immigration	116	250
292	Taylor Swift	125	250
293	Kink Personalities	79	249
294	Subway Performers	88	249
295	Not Enough Belts	Bonus 23	249
296	Extreme Heat Events	45	248
297	Failing to Complete an Errand	129	248
298	Rickety Shit	104	247
299	Philistines	58	246
300	Unnecessary Safety Warnings	63	246
301	Starving Artists	69	246
302	Costume Culture Complainers	Bonus 19	246
303	Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3	Bonus 14	243
304	The Disappointment of AI	Bonus 21	243
305	Nude Negotiators	32	242
306	Making Decisions	91	242
307	Cockteasing	65	241
308	Home Repair	124	241
309	The "u mad?" Game	73	240
310	Ticketmaster	65	238
311	Chinese Apps	Bonus 22	236
312	The Minimum Wage	4	235
313	Not Enough Hitler Movies	98	235
314	Relying on Your Friends	87	232
315	Hustlers' Universities	122	232
316	People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane	64	231
317	Transactional Christmas gifts	Bonus 20	230
318	Cutting Yourself Shaving	121	230
319	"Objectively"	112	228
320	Fake Transparent PNGs	130	228
321	Untraveled Experts	Bonus 4	227
322	Hypocrisy	87	227
323	Apple Fanboys	127	225
324	Too Many Beginner Tutorials	93	223
325	USB Cables	80	222
326	Thirst Traps	81	222
327	The Dunning–Kruger Effect	107	222
328	Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons	113	221
329	Too Many Twinks	Bonus 23	221
330	Kids Being Out of School	Bonus 17	219
331	Craigslist Complainers	21	218
332	Ear Worms	29	218
333	Dick and Vito Get No Credit	74	217
334	Comics Shit	Bonus 18	217
335	Clingy Co-Workers	Bonus 1	216
336	My Bitch Realtor	89	216
337	Marie Curie's Nobel Prize	Bonus 15	215
338	First Ladies	122	215
339	Patting Yourself on the Back	132	215
340	Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard	58	214
341	Venue Cancellation	63	214
342	Pedo Jacketing	62	212
343	Coins Don't Matter	Bonus 14	210
344	Finger Pain	10	209
345	Train Wrecks	78	207
346	Columbine Aftermath	Bonus 15	207
347	Tardy Drink Refills	92	206
348	The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy	38	205
349	Roadside Death Shrines	36	203
350	Fake Death Threats	129	201
351	Seatbelt Alarms	27	200
352	Women Fighting in Movies	120	199
353	Stupid Awards Shows	131	198
354	Women in Star Wars	89	197
355	Tight Booths	119	197
356	The Crypto Collapse	Bonus 12	196
357	Thoughts and Prayers	74	196
358	May the 4th	88	195
359	Christmas Truthers	Bonus 11	193
360	Vegan Donuts	131	192
361	Keemstar's Thin Skin	135	192
362	Suction Cups	43	191
363	High People	Bonus 15	190
364	Activist Ice Cream	97	190
365	Forced Christmas Memes	Bonus 11	188
366	Fake Retirements	114	184
367	Side Hustles	32	183
368	Ghost Texts	102	183
369	The Parallel Economy	130	181
370	The Alt-Tab Death Spiral	47	179
371	The Anti-Plastic Movement	95	179
372	Source Snobs	96	179
373	Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room	106	179
374	Batman Hot Takes	Bonus 5	178
375	Holiday Parties	69	178
376	Confirmation Bias	125	177
377	Music Videos Disguised as Movies	61	176
378	Tiny House Propaganda	117	175
379	Seasonal Affective Disorder	Bonus 11	172
380	Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend	108	171
381	Zoom Exhaustion	33	170
382	Intellectual Property Laws	40	170
383	Changed Passwords Not Saving	52	170
384	Sensationalism	66	170
385	Demographic Dummies	81	170
386	Texas Legal Myths	107	170
387	Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags	45	169
388	The Government Shutdown Cocktease	108	169
389	Going to the Dentist	70	168
390	Bad Candy	Bonus 19	168
391	Hoarding	134	167
392	Boob Truthers	109	166
393	Bad Day Holidays	132	166
394	Incest Porn	32	164
395	Blowing your Wad Early	115	164
396	Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath	113	163
397	Buyer's Remorse	116	163
398	Fear of Self-Promotion	59	162
399	Superhero Origin Stories	Bonus 16	162
400	Conservative Porn	121	162
401	Idea Guys	113	161
402	Product Placement Movies	126	160
403	Premature E-Trackulation	15	158
404	People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands	102	156
405	Hygiene Truthers	Bonus 4	155
406	Mis-pricing Nostalgia	91	155
407	Stupid Food Trends	11	154
408	YouTube Audiences	Bonus 1	154
409	Burger Tribalism	Bonus 10	154
410	Too Many Stop Signs	134	154
411	LARPing PUAs	26	153
412	Having to Use Sunscreen	Bonus 17	153
413	Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts	Bonus 23	153
414	Pokemon Card Scalping	1	152
415	Gimmick Twitter Accounts	72	150
416	Refusal to Wear the Hijab	57	147
417	Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass	78	147
418	Sponsored Hate	28	146
419	Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling	42	146
420	Backseat Googlers	41	145
421	No Flying Cars	80	145
422	Paralysis of Choice	135	144
423	Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor	55	143
424	Pity Party Poopers	49	142
425	The Death of Luke Skywalker	Bonus 6	141
426	Performative Doomsday Metaphors	75	139
427	Mandatory Evacuation Orders	58	137
428	The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets	103	135
429	No More Cosby Show	Bonus 13	133
430	3D Technology	40	131
431	Distracted Children	130	131
432	Women's Stories	138	131
433	Robin Erasure	Bonus 5	129
434	Metaphor Hijacking	133	129
435	Asexuality	34	128
436	Franchise Crossovers	62	127
437	Celebrity Bands	55	126
438	Drunk Eating	56	126
439	Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons	116	126
440	Lack of Good VR Porn	84	125
441	Not Being Able To Talk to Animals	99	124
442	Enslaving Indie Directors	64	123
443	Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts	20	121
444	Anti-Woke Marketing	51	120
445	Pressure to Go on Vacation	Bonus 17	119
446	Sports-a-phobia	59	118
447	Inefficient Airplane Boarding	87	118
448	Halftime Shows	78	115
449	Fatwas	53	114
450	Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes	41	113
451	Smoking is Too Cool	27	111
452	Mass Shootings	112	109
453	Pronoun Resistance	1	108
454	GameStop Stock	Bonus 3	107
455	Airplane Seats	95	107
456	Elmo	127	106
457	Right Wing Alt-Tech	81	105
458	"One More Day"	Bonus 16	105
459	Bryan Singer	88	104
460	Battery Corrosion	94	104
461	The Biggest Problem TV Treatment	Bonus 21	104
462	The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance	74	103
463	Backseat Murderers	114	103
464	Shotgun Sharts	Bonus 1	102
465	Creator Accessibility	Bonus 18	102
466	The Destruction of Alt Journalism	129	102
467	No Respect for Engineers	Bonus 24	102
468	Phone Format Paste	105	100
469	Culture War Criminals	106	100
470	Fake Food Freak-Outs	137	99
471	Not Getting Drugs on Halloween	61	97
472	Spoiler Nazis	36	96
473	The Royal "We"	103	96
474	Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread	107	94
475	Manscapegoating	Bonus 4	93
476	Pro-Spider Propaganda	65	93
477	Fake Straights	63	90
478	Trivial Cheating	96	88
479	Content Ratings Boards	138	88
480	Getting Rid of Grease	38	86
481	The Bud Light Boycott	Bonus 21	86
482	Chinese Lady-Bots	Bonus 22	86
483	AI Evangelists	128	85
484	Online Naturalists	61	84
485	Lack of Sex Tourism	109	83
486	"Would"	123	83
487	Back in School Nightmares	Bonus 9	81
488	The War in Gaza	Bonus 21	79
489	Prison Abuse	128	78
490	No Spiderman 4	Bonus 16	75
491	Pete Townshend	Bonus 17	75
492	Authentic Chinese Food	Bonus 22	75
493	Not Enough Gore on Halloween	Bonus 19	74
494	Not Enough Apolcaypse	Bonus 24	74
495	Peladophobia	77	72
496	Missing McDonald's Breakfast	Bonus 10	71
497	Satanic Panic	77	71
498	Bible Truthers	105	71
499	Community Detachment	80	68
500	Free Market Haters	82	66
501	Rough Teeth	107	66
502	Shared Universes	Bonus 18	65
503	Magical Teenagers	Bonus 23	62
504	"no" Autocorrect	60	61
505	Game Stop	110	58
506	Star Wars Reviews	Bonus 6	57
507	"Blank is a Christmas Movie"	Bonus 20	57
508	Fake 2D Animation	38	56
509	Virtual Restaurant Brands	23	55
510	Accidental Screen Shares	129	55
511	Friends and Family Discounts	135	55
512	Smug Doomsday Preppers	Bonus 24	55
513	Everything is a Mess	Bonus 24	55
514	OCD Toasters	13	53
515	Kid Christmas Pageants	21	52
516	The War on Whiteface	56	50
517	Bluetooth	40	49
518	Sobering Up Before You Pass Out	53	49
519	Religion in Schools	137	48
520	Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween	Bonus 19	47
521	Shitty Slow Motion	16	46
522	Nazis are Too Cool	85	46
523	Military Suicides	56	45
524	Hippie Thanksgiving	66	40
525	Event Wristbands	45	39
526	Not Enough Leftovers	116	39
527	Bullet Hiders	Bonus 24	39
528	Alexa Being Retarded	138	39
529	Bodegas	46	35
530	Ewok Hate	Bonus 6	33
531	Not Biggest Problem Merch	108	33
532	UFO Conspiracies	138	27
533	Too Many Asians at Costco	123	26
534	Sober October	109	22
535	The Sex Offender Registry	126	19
536	Arizona Inflation	90	15
537	Sour Grapes	24	11
538	The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month	92	8
539	Flip Flops Breaking	30	5
540	Fortnite	98	5
541	Halloweenies	109	5
542	Holiday Decorations	62	-3
543	VR Chat	51	-4
544	Filet O'Fish Disrespecters	99	-4
545	Soap Ejaculate	135	-7
546	Social Media Disinformation	115	-10
547	Politeness Words	23	-11
548	The Chinese Death Penalty	Bonus 22	-11
549	Death of the Toy Industry	Bonus 20	-14
550	Multiverse Haters	Bonus 18	-16
551	Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day	82	-18
552	Max Gibson	Bonus 5	-20
553	Macho Weathermen	11	-22
554	Nextdoor Apps	117	-23
555	Jersey Burning	63	-26
556	People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel	112	-29
557	Boring Sports Uniforms	57	-36
558	Transphobia	83	-36
559	Bad Blood	67	-38
560	Algorithm Generated Merchandise	51	-39
561	Pun Halloween Costumes	Bonus 19	-39
562	Slow Cancer	65	-40
563	Work Holiday Parties	118	-40
564	Vladimir Putin	30	-41
565	Counting Dead Kids	110	-43
566	Missing the Return Date on Gifts	Bonus 11	-44
567	Blockbuster Nostalgia	69	-44
568	The Chinese Zodiac	Bonus 22	-44
569	Seatbelt Laws	85	-48
570	Abandoning American Citizens Abroad	123	-48
571	People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff	133	-49
572	Occupational Stereotypes	50	-52
573	Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia	Bonus 21	-53
574	Hour-Long TV Shows	122	-57
575	Mugshot Envy	103	-58
576	Watching a Man Drown	104	-58
577	Legalizing Weed	Bonus 15	-59
578	Cripp Daddy Dying	Bonus 21	-60
579	Branded Buttons	23	-62
580	Secession Fantasies	Bonus 18	-62
581	Very Special Episodes	91	-66
582	Crack	28	-67
583	Anti-Woke Politicians	Bonus 12	-68
584	Mass Shooter Lotto	84	-75
585	Buffet Anxiety	134	-76
586	AI Psychology Podcasts	75	-80
587	Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers	Bonus 24	-80
588	Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant	111	-83
589	Unqualified Applicants	114	-84
590	American Privilege	118	-84
591	Assisted Suicide Haters	128	-86
592	Local Businesses	29	-88
593	Derivative Dummies	124	-88
594	Costume Culture Complainers Complainers	Bonus 19	-90
595	Black Israelites	63	-99
596	Too Long of Media	24	-100
597	"The Bonus Hole"	106	-102
598	Not Enough McNugget Buddies	Bonus 19	-102
599	Chinese Housing Crisis	Bonus 22	-103
600	Discontinued Food Fakeouts	50	-104
601	Pissphobes	84	-105
602	Homophobia	Bonus 7	-107
603	NFT Haters	95	-109
604	Fake Fly-Open Shorts	98	-109
605	Parental Wisdom	93	-110
606	Black History Month is Disorganized	Bonus 13	-112
607	Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8	Bonus 23	-112
608	National Parks	132	-112
609	$1,000 Posters	87	-114
610	Gamers	100	-114
611	Bad Snaps	125	-114
612	The National Anthem	Bonus 8	-119
613	Too Much Bruce Wayne	Bonus 5	-120
614	The Barbie Movie	101	-120
615	The Invasion of Ukraine	Bonus 12	-122
616	Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous	130	-123
617	Block Babies	102	-125
618	Private Wi-Fis	126	-127
619	Different Races	Bonus 4	-130
620	Nostalgia 64	111	-140
621	The Ocean	Bonus 17	-142
622	Fan Entitlement	70	-144
623	Home Alone 2	Bonus 20	-145
624	The Black/White Test Score Gap	96	-146
625	The Clone High Reboot Sucked	Bonus 21	-147
626	Silverware Scraping on Plates	97	-148
627	Games Inside of Games	Bonus 23	-148
628	Semaglutide / Ozempic	92	-154
629	Santa Purists	Bonus 20	-159
630	Public Urination Laws	14	-167
631	Fast Food Face Grease	124	-177
632	Fake-Out Sprite	Bonus 10	-179
633	Being Afraid to Show Sympathy	102	-180
634	Mariah Carey Haters	Bonus 11	-185
635	Surrogacy Haters	119	-190
636	Kink Shaming	35	-192
637	Google Doodle Dummies	86	-192
638	No Black Toads	Bonus 14	-196
639	The Production Quality of Amateur Porn	100	-196
640	The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier	Bonus 23	-200
641	Mario 2	Bonus 14	-202
642	Shoulder Nipples	71	-203
643	Fingernail Piles	121	-214
644	Canon Cops	43	-222
645	Not Supporting Black Businesses	48	-239
646	Italian Face	Bonus 14	-243
647	False False Flags	72	-252
648	Too Many Hitler Movies	99	-254
649	Jewish Conspiracies	101	-261
650	Disability Discrimination	35	-270
651	Fear of Drag	Bonus 7	-279
652	The American Flag	Bonus 8	-281
653	Email	60	-281
654	Not Enough Seanies	39	-287
655	Night Pooping	94	-312
656	Seed Oil Disrespecters	37	-321
657	Ratchet Straps	54	-327
658	Evolution	48	-346
659	Futurama Fans	31	-348
660	The Twins Losing	Bonus 8	-355
661	The Movie Theater Experience	22	-357
662	Overworked Manga Artists	131	-362
663	Anti-Semitism	60	-378
664	Baby Lovers	136	-387
665	Cum	71	-417
666	Hitler	68	-450
667	French Fries	Bonus 10	-663
668	"You Voted For This"	25	-784
669	The Capital Riots	Bonus 3	-914
670	Fear of a Black Elf	29	-933
671	Puppets	7	-1181
672	Presidential Gas Gripers	6	-1236
673	COVID Deniers	5	-1805