2023 Problems

2023 Problems

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Airbnb Cleaning Fees 102 711
2 The Homeless 80 690
3 Sexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a Medium Bonus 19 604
4 Grooming Young Men into a Culture of Simping Bonus 14 562
5 People Who Pretend To Not Understand Jokes 92 543
6 Empty Parking Lots 111 539
7 Short Attention Spans 86 536
8 Spiderman's Natural Wrist Goo Bonus 16 516
9 Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture 97 484
10 Big Leaguing 121 480
11 Plea Deals 105 477
12 George Soros District Attorneys 94 449
13 The Tokenization of Miles Morales Bonus 16 447
14 People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes 95 440
15 Abandoned Plot Threads Bonus 18 439
16 Propagandizing MLK Bonus 13 437
17 Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves 82 437
18 Red Head Erasure Bonus 16 422
19 Charity Fraud 96 416
20 The J6 Commission Bonus 12 413
21 Loud Music at Bars 83 399
22 Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something 90 396
23 Whiny Waiters 83 395
24 Food Going Bad 93 392
25 The Myth of American Gun Violence 90 391
26 The SEC 99 386
27 Uninformed Voters 76 384
28 Knots That Are Tied Too Tight 101 369
29 Stock Market Morons 86 368
30 The Gas Stove Ban 73 363
31 Bad Neighbors 110 361
32 Artificial Scarcity 94 361
33 e-Whores 72 359
34 Kwanza’s Origins Bonus 20 356
35 Reparation Retardation 82 354
36 Mosquitos 109 347
37 Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs 112 344
38 Nocturia 94 344
39 The Anchoring Effect 79 343
40 Voice Actors Recording at Home 100 342
41 Toxic Positivity 95 341
42 Compelled Speech 83 338
43 Excessive Sweating Bonus 17 336
44 Adam Sessler 73 334
45 Losing Shit 91 333
46 Snail-in Voting 92 327
47 Big Government 102 326
48 Ethical Consumption Clowns 78 323
49 Non-Drivers 100 322
50 Suicide Baiting 120 317
51 Tech Switcheroos 77 317
52 Contouring 79 312
53 Shitty Shippers 105 312
54 Doing All the Work in a Group Project 106 311
55 Restaurants Skimping on the Meat 108 306
56 Women's Dating Advice 104 306
57 Tinnitus 114 306
58 Stan Culture 119 304
59 The Five-Day Work Week 103 304
60 Lack of Congressional Term Limits 104 304
61 Tip Jar Takeover 75 302
62 Missed Opportunities 77 301
63 The UK Government 106 298
64 Great Government Firewalls 84 297
65 Parasocial Relationships 90 297
66 Stranger Danger 111 292
67 Bad Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 18 292
68 Unlisted Prices 120 288
69 Post Purchase Surveys 81 281
70 Pimples on Your Nose 110 281
71 Deep Fake Consent Malarky 76 281
72 Easy Mode in Video Games 85 281
73 Chump Syndrome 118 279
74 Drug Dummies 97 278
75 Awareness 98 276
76 Intrusive Thoughts 118 274
77 Fear of Negotiating 74 274
78 Pharmaceutical Ads 75 273
79 Land Acknowledgements 89 271
80 Compulsive Liars 117 270
81 Fake Libertarians 103 270
82 The Civil Rights Act 85 270
83 Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line 115 269
84 Buying Gifts for Boomers Bonus 20 267
85 Going to the Doctor 76 266
86 Streaming Service Black-Outs Bonus 13 266
87 Rickety Shit 104 266
88 Graduation Speeches 93 265
89 Immigration 116 262
90 Weed Not Living up to the Hype Bonus 15 262
91 Cover Charges 86 261
92 Drip Pricing 88 260
93 Costume Culture Complainers Bonus 19 258
94 Making Decisions 91 257
95 Kink Personalities 79 257
96 The "u mad?" Game 73 255
97 Subway Performers 88 254
98 Not Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3 Bonus 14 249
99 Relying on Your Friends 87 245
100 "Objectively" 112 242
101 Hypocrisy 87 242
102 Not Enough Hitler Movies 98 242
103 Transactional Christmas gifts Bonus 20 240
104 Cutting Yourself Shaving 121 240
105 The Dunning–Kruger Effect 107 239
106 Dick and Vito Get No Credit 74 239
107 Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons 113 236
108 USB Cables 80 232
109 Thirst Traps 81 231
110 Too Many Beginner Tutorials 93 231
111 Kids Being Out of School Bonus 17 228
112 Comics Shit Bonus 18 226
113 My Bitch Realtor 89 223
114 Columbine Aftermath Bonus 15 220
115 Tardy Drink Refills 92 219
116 Coins Don't Matter Bonus 14 219
117 Marie Curie's Nobel Prize Bonus 15 217
118 Train Wrecks 78 217
119 Women in Star Wars 89 211
120 Women Fighting in Movies 120 210
121 May the 4th 88 207
122 Thoughts and Prayers 74 206
123 Tight Booths 119 203
124 High People Bonus 15 203
125 Activist Ice Cream 97 202
126 The Crypto Collapse Bonus 12 198
127 Fake Retirements 114 194
128 Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room 106 192
129 Ghost Texts 102 190
130 Source Snobs 96 185
131 Tiny House Propaganda 117 184
132 The Government Shutdown Cocktease 108 182
133 Retail Employees Who Try to be Your Friend 108 180
134 The Anti-Plastic Movement 95 180
135 Boob Truthers 109 180
136 Bad Candy Bonus 19 178
137 Texas Legal Myths 107 178
138 Demographic Dummies 81 177
139 Idea Guys 113 173
140 Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath 113 172
141 Buyer's Remorse 116 171
142 Blowing your Wad Early 115 171
143 Conservative Porn 121 169
144 People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands 102 168
145 Superhero Origin Stories Bonus 16 166
146 Having to Use Sunscreen Bonus 17 164
147 The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets 103 156
148 Mis-pricing Nostalgia 91 156
149 Protein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your Glass 78 154
150 Gimmick Twitter Accounts 72 148
151 Performative Doomsday Metaphors 75 147
152 No Flying Cars 80 147
153 No More Cosby Show Bonus 13 136
154 Lack of Good VR Porn 84 135
155 Not Being Able To Talk to Animals 99 133
156 Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons 116 132
157 Inefficient Airplane Boarding 87 125
158 Pressure to Go on Vacation Bonus 17 123
159 Mass Shootings 112 123
160 Halftime Shows 78 120
161 The Royal "We" 103 119
162 Airplane Seats 95 114
163 Battery Corrosion 94 113
164 Backseat Murderers 114 111
165 Right Wing Alt-Tech 81 109
166 The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance 74 109
167 Phone Format Paste 105 107
168 "One More Day" Bonus 16 106
169 Bryan Singer 88 106
170 Culture War Criminals 106 105
171 Creator Accessibility Bonus 18 104
172 Waiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread 107 98
173 Trivial Cheating 96 96
174 Lack of Sex Tourism 109 90
175 Not Enough Gore on Halloween Bonus 19 80
176 Pete Townshend Bonus 17 79
177 No Spiderman 4 Bonus 16 75
178 Peladophobia 77 71
179 Bible Truthers 105 71
180 Free Market Haters 82 71
181 Rough Teeth 107 71
182 Satanic Panic 77 70
183 Community Detachment 80 69
184 Shared Universes Bonus 18 67
185 "Blank is a Christmas Movie" Bonus 20 66
186 Game Stop 110 61
187 Neighbors Who Are Way Too Into Halloween Bonus 19 49
188 Nazis are Too Cool 85 46
189 Not Enough Leftovers 116 43
190 Sober October 109 37
191 Not Biggest Problem Merch 108 32
192 The Sudden Necessity of Pride Month 92 25
193 Fortnite 98 22
194 Arizona Inflation 90 14
195 Filet O'Fish Disrespecters 99 1
196 Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day 82 0
197 Halloweenies 109 -1
198 Social Media Disinformation 115 -3
199 Death of the Toy Industry Bonus 20 -4
200 Multiverse Haters Bonus 18 -14
201 Nextdoor Apps 117 -19
202 Work Holiday Parties 118 -32
203 Pun Halloween Costumes Bonus 19 -34
204 Seatbelt Laws 85 -38
205 Counting Dead Kids 110 -41
206 People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel 112 -42
207 Mugshot Envy 103 -49
208 Watching a Man Drown 104 -51
209 Transphobia 83 -53
210 Very Special Episodes 91 -56
211 Secession Fantasies Bonus 18 -66
212 Legalizing Weed Bonus 15 -66
213 Anti-Woke Politicians Bonus 12 -71
214 Unqualified Applicants 114 -77
215 AI Psychology Podcasts 75 -78
216 Scraping your Armpit with Deodorant 111 -78
217 Mass Shooter Lotto 84 -79
218 American Privilege 118 -92
219 Costume Culture Complainers Complainers Bonus 19 -95
220 "The Bonus Hole" 106 -100
221 Gamers 100 -107
222 Fake Fly-Open Shorts 98 -107
223 $1,000 Posters 87 -107
224 Black History Month is Disorganized Bonus 13 -110
225 Not Enough McNugget Buddies Bonus 19 -110
226 Pissphobes 84 -111
227 Parental Wisdom 93 -114
228 The Barbie Movie 101 -115
229 NFT Haters 95 -116
230 The Invasion of Ukraine Bonus 12 -117
231 Block Babies 102 -127
232 Silverware Scraping on Plates 97 -140
233 Nostalgia 64 111 -142
234 The Ocean Bonus 17 -148
235 The Black/White Test Score Gap 96 -152
236 Home Alone 2 Bonus 20 -153
237 Semaglutide / Ozempic 92 -153
238 Santa Purists Bonus 20 -160
239 Being Afraid to Show Sympathy 102 -176
240 Google Doodle Dummies 86 -193
241 Surrogacy Haters 119 -198
242 The Production Quality of Amateur Porn 100 -200
243 Mario 2 Bonus 14 -201
244 No Black Toads Bonus 14 -203
245 Fingernail Piles 121 -220
246 Italian Face Bonus 14 -247
247 False False Flags 72 -249
248 Too Many Hitler Movies 99 -264
249 Jewish Conspiracies 101 -287
250 Night Pooping 94 -307