2024 Problems

2024 Problems

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Diversity Extortion Mafias 131 846
2 Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything" 136 600
3 Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging 136 576
4 Women Always Having to Win Arguments 142 470
5 Speed Traps 133 430
6 Common Core Math 127 429
7 Wrongful Convictions 136 427
8 Throwing Your Back Out 128 415
9 Robocallers 125 411
10 DEI 122 408
11 The War on Drugs 142 404
12 Live Service Video Games 123 385
13 Appealing to the Chinese Market Bonus 22 382
14 Wil Wheaton 127 373
15 Guys Getting in Fights Over Women 137 360
16 Men Who Expect Women to Behave Rationally 156 356
17 Generation of Sexless Idiots 132 355
18 Freemium Software 127 348
19 Cops Transferring Departments 126 347
20 Being Loud in a Non-Loud Area 168 338
21 No Masturbation in Prison Bonus 26 335
22 Women Working at Home Depot 149 330
23 Chips Breaking in the Dip 128 328
24 People Taking Too Long On Their Turn Bonus 27 324
25 Women's Stories 138 321
26 Credit Card Interest Rates 157 320
27 Mothers Against Drunk Driving Bonus 25 319
28 "No" Erasure 147 315
29 Time Vampires 137 308
30 People Who Don't Get Out of the Way 160 308
31 Girl Bosses 143 306
32 In Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to Move 129 298
33 Single Mothers Bonus 25 298
34 Female Gamers 141 297
35 Corporate Sponsored Memes 134 291
36 Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse 133 287
37 Ignoring Driving Signals 124 281
38 Communism 153 281
39 Microplastics in Your Balls 142 281
40 Team Guys 146 277
41 Taylor Swift 125 269
42 Lag 153 267
43 Failing to Complete an Errand 129 266
44 Subsidizing Demand 154 263
45 Home Repair 124 260
46 Not Enough Belts Bonus 23 260
47 Fool's Tits 152 259
48 Guys Who Can't Drive 165 258
49 The Disappointment of AI Bonus 21 256
50 Long Goodbyes Bonus 28 256
51 For Profit Prisons Bonus 26 254
52 Chinese Apps Bonus 22 254
53 Hustlers' Universities 122 253
54 Blacklists 140 249
55 Bad Cell Service 141 247
56 Candidates Pretending to be Human Bonus 29 246
57 Fake Transparent PNGs 130 245
58 Foreign Lobbyists 139 245
59 Mom Throwing Your Stuff Away Bonus 25 241
60 Gay People Complaining About Having to Act Normal 166 240
61 Apple Fanboys 127 239
62 "Right of Way" Disrespecters 170 238
63 No Toilet Privacy Bonus 26 237
64 Too Many Twinks Bonus 23 234
65 Mandatory Milk 152 229
66 First Ladies 122 228
67 Patting Yourself on the Back 132 227
68 Women Co-opting Slurs 145 226
69 Fake Death Threats 129 221
70 "He Didn't Do Nothing 158 221
71 Sticky Electronics 166 221
72 "Aw Hell Nah." 155 220
73 Bad Shopping Carts 156 218
74 Locking Yourself Out 152 217
75 Oakland, CA 150 216
76 Stupid Awards Shows 131 214
77 How Much Money is Spent on Elections Bonus 29 212
78 Keemstar's Thin Skin 135 211
79 The Abuse of "Abuse" 162 209
80 One Hour Meetings 143 209
81 "How Was School?" Bonus 25 209
82 Shoulder Pain 159 206
83 Health Insurance Claim Denials 167 206
84 Getting a Popcorn Kernel Stuck in your Teeth or Tongue or Throat 148 206
85 Content Ratings Boards 138 204
86 The Haka 164 203
87 Cops Doing You a Favor 168 203
88 Vegan Donuts 131 203
89 Lack of Fictional Bigots 161 200
90 Activist CEOs 139 200
91 Data Breaches 148 200
92 Sore Losers 163 199
93 Empty Retail Spaces 166 198
94 Cute Shit 164 196
95 Sony and Nintendo Swapping the Cancel/Okay Buttons 149 196
96 The Parallel Economy 130 192
97 Snitches 155 191
98 Confirmation Bias 125 190
99 Going to Work While Sick 139 185
100 Breast Cancer Charity Scams 169 184
101 Hoarding 134 184
102 Losing Your Tools 154 182
103 Touchy Teachers 169 182
104 Rental Car Insurance 154 182
105 Forgetting Things When You Travel 142 181
106 Rats 159 181
107 Cults 150 181
108 Getting Cut Out of the Conversation Circle 146 180
109 Forgetting Someone's Name 148 180
110 Bad Day Holidays 132 178
111 Guys Knocking on the Bathroom Door 160 178
112 Ending Fake-Outs Bonus 28 177
113 Product Placement Movies 126 174
114 Carrying Your Sled Back Up the Hill Bonus 30 172
115 Occam's Razor 145 171
116 Too Many Stop Signs 134 167
117 Figuring Out When to Leave Events Bonus 28 167
118 Women Talking like Babies 162 164
119 Talking to the Cops 148 162
120 Election Spam 161 160
121 Final Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake Ghosts Bonus 23 160
122 Zipper Disrespecters 170 158
123 Pets Stepping on Your Balls 167 157
124 Paralysis of Choice 135 156
125 Fake Fans 163 153
126 The Chevron Deference 146 148
127 Prison Rape Jokes Bonus 26 147
128 You Don't Get Anything For Voting Bonus 29 147
129 The Voting Rights Act of 1965 Bonus 29 145
130 No Respect for Engineers Bonus 24 144
131 Money Shaming 144 141
132 Early Winter Darkness Bonus 30 140
133 People Who are Eating the Cats and Dogs 156 140
134 Distracted Children 130 139
135 Going to the Vet 144 138
136 Metaphor Hijacking 133 135
137 The War on Jocks 170 135
138 The Boy Who Cried AI 158 134
139 Hurricanes 158 134
140 Guys Who Break Up a Fight 163 134
141 Influencer Slop 157 129
142 Man Face 161 128
143 Anti DIY-ers 150 127
144 Rolling Blackouts 147 125
145 Bad Pillows 162 124
146 Bright Lights in Prison Bonus 26 120
147 TV Episodes Without the Main Character 151 118
148 Prison Food Bonus 26 118
149 Electoral College Deniers 161 113
150 Fake Food Freak-Outs 137 113
151 The Destruction of Alt Journalism 129 112
152 "We Have McDonald's At Home" Bonus 25 112
153 Elmo 127 108
154 Crypto Karens 146 106
155 The Biggest Problem TV Treatment Bonus 21 105
156 Pre-Checked Boxes 162 105
157 Alexa Being Retarded 138 105
158 People Who Steal Your Stories 150 104
159 Conservative Comedy 140 103
160 Fake Video Game Endings Bonus 28 102
161 Not Enough Apolcaypse Bonus 24 102
162 The US Postal Service 143 100
163 "Would" 123 98
164 AI Evangelists 128 96
165 Everything is a Mess Bonus 24 94
166 Turn the AC "Up" 157 93
167 Feral Hogs 147 91
168 It's Hard To Tell 160 91
169 Chinese Lady-Bots Bonus 22 90
170 Prison Abuse 128 90
171 The War in Gaza Bonus 21 86
172 Smug Doomsday Preppers Bonus 24 86
173 Masturbation Monitor Bonus 25 84
174 The Bud Light Boycott Bonus 21 83
175 Son of Sam Laws Bonus 26 82
176 Slowpoke Motorcycles 163 77
177 Authentic Chinese Food Bonus 22 76
178 It's Too Hot Insider During Winter Bonus 30 75
179 Bob Dylan Worshippers 170 75
180 Scuffed Up Rares Bonus 27 75
181 Posting Pictures of Steak Online 144 71
182 Accidental Screen Shares 129 69
183 Magical Teenagers Bonus 23 67
184 Cairns (People Who Stack Rocks) 165 66
185 Lack of Self-Checkout Lanes 167 65
186 Friends and Family Discounts 135 59
187 Religion in Schools 137 57
188 Vtubers 145 54
189 Ambiguous Endings Bonus 28 53
190 Mom Making You Take Stuff Home Bonus 25 47
191 Shuffling Expensive Cards Bonus 27 45
192 Bullet Hiders Bonus 24 45
193 The War on Doxing 169 41
194 Too Many Asians at Costco 123 40
195 The Death of the Shopping Mall 155 40
196 Frozen Bonus 30 34
197 The End of the Civil War Bonus 28 30
198 Too Many Jedi 151 24
199 UFO Conspiracies 138 21
200 The Sun Exploding 140 21
201 Missing a Game-Winning Shot 149 20
202 The Sex Offender Registry 126 14
203 Winter Wonderlands Bonus 30 1
204 Feeling Bad Looking at Disabled People 168 0
205 Soap Ejaculate 135 -3
206 Not Enough Slap Jack Bonus 27 -11
207 The Chinese Death Penalty Bonus 22 -15
208 Surprises 169 -18
209 Disaster Blue Balls 160 -20
210 Dubs 139 -21
211 MetaZoo Bonus 27 -22
212 Forgetting to Hit Record 141 -23
213 Buying Exercise Equipment 144 -29
214 Shorts That Have a Liner 152 -32
215 Bad Hecklers 151 -33
216 People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff 133 -33
217 Your Old Grandpa Embarrassing You 146 -39
218 Getting Passed Over For a Promotion 167 -40
219 Shit in Your Drink 140 -43
220 The Chinese Zodiac Bonus 22 -46
221 Donkey Jelly 141 -49
222 Abandoning American Citizens Abroad 123 -51
223 The 5 Second Rule Being a Myth 164 -53
224 Bruce Willis Getting Aphasia Bonus 21 -54
225 Wifejak 166 -61
226 Hour-Long TV Shows 122 -61
227 The Japanese Advantage Bonus 27 -62
228 Cripp Daddy Dying Bonus 21 -63
229 Complaining About Free Media 159 -68
230 Buffet Anxiety 134 -69
231 Realizing You Were The Bully in High School 164 -70
232 Not Throwing Away Commons Bonus 27 -71
233 Plushies 168 -72
234 Too Many Winter-Themed Bonus Episodes Bonus 30 -72
235 Medical Marijuana 153 -74
236 Video Games Mini Games That Assume You Have a Working Controller 147 -79
237 Bean Bag Chairs 155 -81
238 Derivative Dummies 124 -82
239 Horny Logic 143 -85
240 No Adult Heelys 170 -89
241 No Cool IP Crossovers Bonus 27 -89
242 Assisted Suicide Haters 128 -89
243 Showing up 5 Minutes Before Somewhere Closes 149 -95
244 Getting Rid of a Body 157 -97
245 Chinese Housing Crisis Bonus 22 -107
246 Vito's Lack of Child Soldiers Bonus 24 -108
247 Shoelaces 158 -108
248 Body Shaming 151 -110
249 Vice Presidential Debates 159 -114
250 Bad Snaps 125 -116
251 Robin Williams Death Posting 153 -117
252 Cave Explorers 154 -117
253 Immediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8 Bonus 23 -119
254 The Never Ending Pasta Bowl at the Olive Garden Bonus 28 -122
255 National Parks 132 -123
256 Guys Bouncing Their Legs When They're Nervous 130 -132
257 No Fat Chicks in Prison Bonus 26 -140
258 Private Wi-Fis 126 -142
259 Games Inside of Games Bonus 23 -148
260 Lingering Holidays 156 -153
261 The Clone High Reboot Sucked Bonus 21 -158
262 Fast Food Face Grease 124 -177
263 The $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First Soldier Bonus 23 -212
264 Digital Piracy 165 -319
265 Overworked Manga Artists 131 -362
266 Baby Lovers 136 -407