2025 Problems

2025 Problems

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations) 187 285
2 Gaslighting About Inflation Bonus 31 274
3 Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are 175 272
4 Washing and Drying Long Hair 178 242
5 Unnecessary Censorship 171 218
6 Male Feminists 182 199
7 "Citation Needed" 187 196
8 All The Vaccine Autism Shit 178 195
9 Vibe Coding 196 190
10 Men With "Daddy Issues" 186 187
11 Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did Bonus 35 182
12 People Not Changing 172 180
13 Sand 178 177
14 Credit Goblins 175 168
15 Downward Mobility 173 164
16 Your Friends Making You Look Bad 176 164
17 When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One 195 160
18 Old Movie Action Heroes 177 160
19 Race-Based Voice Actors 198 158
20 The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy 185 157
21 Power Outages 172 156
22 Arson Denial 172 153
23 Babysitting a Drunk 208 150
24 Communist Propaganda 185 146
25 Women Being "Based" 173 146
26 The Vito Wars Bonus 31 145
27 "What the hell is wrong with me?" 188 145
28 Canada 177 145
29 Talking to Drunk People 184 145
30 Non-Absorbant Napkins 177 144
31 Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine 202 144
32 Ruined Jokes 181 144
33 Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again 200 143
34 People Who Can't Take a Joke 198 139
35 USAID 176 136
36 Garbage Grillers 181 135
37 Shitty Deliveries 201 135
38 Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels 196 135
39 Crybaby Businesses 183 131
40 Traffic Drones 189 131
41 Poison Beer (PFAS) 190 130
42 The Fat Lady at the Olympics Bonus 31 130
43 Askholes 190 129
44 Cars That Look Like Cop Cars 188 128
45 Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment Bonus 35 127
46 Babies in Movies/TV Shows 197 127
47 The War on Porn 190 124
48 Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets 192 121
49 The Myth of Food Insecurity 205 119
50 Not Showing Drink Prices 197 118
51 Non-Consenual Sex Recording 174 117
52 H1B Visas 210 117
53 Shows Moving From Their Normal Time 193 116
54 Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore Bonus 37 116
55 Fucking Up the Landing 200 115
56 Bad Investments 179 114
57 Women Taking Shit Over 204 112
58 The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit Bonus 37 111
59 Dog Abuse 206 111
60 OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer Bonus 31 107
61 Jesus Dying at 33 Bonus 34 106
62 Headline Death Cockteasing 181 106
63 The 1% 184 106
64 Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness 188 105
65 Backseat Parkers 195 105
66 Sports Gambling Bonus 32 105
67 Accent Intelligence Bias 173 104
68 "What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?" Bonus 36 103
69 Vanity Press 191 103
70 Not Automatically Getting Deals 208 103
71 The Death of Public Dumps 195 100
72 Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion Bonus 34 100
73 Liberal Mass Shooters 201 98
74 Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession Bonus 35 98
75 Men and Their Legacies 185 97
76 Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt 209 96
77 Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off 206 95
78 Not Having a Car Guy 187 95
79 Doomers 174 94
80 Dad's TV Addiction Bonus 35 92
81 Guys Who Won't Apologize 203 91
82 The Modernization of Design 202 88
83 The Meme of Einstein 171 88
84 Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom 186 87
85 Undercover Cops at Burning Man 201 87
86 VOCs (Everything Stinks) 211 87
87 Pussing Out 209 86
88 Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes 197 86
89 Suicide Prevention 214 85
90 Drugs That Don't Work 213 85
91 Eric's Billboard Chart Scam 194 84
92 Unnecessary Sequels 207 84
93 Fake Parking Spaces 204 84
94 Having to Get Multiple Estimates 211 84
95 Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In 199 83
96 Trick Food Sharing 174 83
97 Woke Museums 200 82
98 Everyone Wants a Piece 206 82
99 Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey 200 81
100 Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games) 191 80
101 Somalian Shit Talking 213 79
102 All Technology is a Flat Rectangle 186 78
103 Bill Burr 182 78
104 The War on Hitler 207 75
105 Pathological Altruism 212 75
106 What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox? 199 75
107 Timing the Sides 203 75
108 The Death of the Organ Bonus 32 73
109 People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up 206 73
110 Fake AI Typing 210 72
111 Ingratitude 179 71
112 Dream Ideas 183 70
113 Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas Bonus 38 70
114 Superman's Super Simping Bonus 36 70
115 Gas Procrastinating 205 68
116 "The Greatest Story Ever Told" Bonus 34 66
117 The Juiced Up PowerBall 214 66
118 Crappy Salsa 212 65
119 The Costco Guys Bonus 31 65
120 Delusion 205 64
121 Writer's Block 202 64
122 e-Sports Hype Bonus 32 61
123 Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage Bonus 35 59
124 Soldering 184 58
125 People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King" Bonus 34 57
126 Gambling 188 54
127 Dad Little League Coach Bonus 35 52
128 Leaving the Oven On 171 51
129 Your Bro Getting a New Ho 171 50
130 Cash Only Businesses 191 50
131 Destiny's Dick 200 50
132 Deli Dummies 193 48
133 Banning SuperChats 214 47
134 Pet Residue 213 47
135 IP Theft 199 46
136 Everybody is a Cancer Doctor 189 46
137 The Right's Obsession with Hollywood 205 44
138 Deficit Dummies 194 43
139 Delivery Anticipation 207 42
140 Not Enough Leftovers Bonus 38 42
141 Paywalled Santas 212 41
142 Secret Suicides 191 41
143 The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment 194 40
144 Absolutely No Steroid Policies Bonus 32 38
145 Wil Stancil 208 38
146 Troubleshooting A Computer 209 37
147 Micro USB Cables 214 36
148 Photo Albums 192 33
149 Shrinking Jaws 179 33
150 CVS 201 33
151 "Nesting" 193 31
152 False Piss Driblets 173 29
153 TMM (Too Much Mayo) 190 24
154 Bad Movie Guilt 189 20
155 Poor Superheroes 179 20
156 Vibe Bombing 207 20
157 Calling the Manager 203 19
158 Bad Turkey Bonus 38 18
159 The New McDonald's Monopoly 207 17
160 The Extended Jesus Universe Bonus 34 14
161 Needing to Buy Something on Black Friday 212 10
162 Missle Defense Systems 192 7
163 Video Games are Too Expensive 196 5
164 Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In 181 -2
165 Writing Checks 185 -2
166 Penny Pinchers 176 -6
167 Cheerleaders Bonus 32 -7
168 Stolen Valor Vigilantes 199 -8
169 South Park Falling Off 198 -9
170 Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail 200 -13
171 TV Shows With More Than Four Seasons 213 -13
172 Internet Beefs 192 -18
173 Fake Graphic Designers 182 -18
174 Disaster Tourism 172 -19
175 Bed Sheets 201 -23
176 Professional Wrestling Bonus 32 -27
177 Scooter Parking Zones 184 -28
178 Legacy Characters Bonus 36 -31
179 Not Enough Tylenol 204 -32
180 The Myth of Hard Work Bonus 32 -37
181 High Speed Train Fetishists 197 -37
182 No Way to Short the Collectibles Market 211 -39
183 Trump People 178 -41
184 Boneless Chicken Wings 210 -41
185 Lex Luthor Was Right Bonus 36 -41
186 Abandoning Roger Rabbit 210 -48
187 Disrespecting Comic Creators Bonus 36 -49
188 A Never-Ending Piss 204 -52
189 Prisoner Firefighters 174 -53
190 The Superman Logo Bonus 36 -55
191 Musician Doppelgangers Bonus 37 -55
192 No Respect For The Good Times 198 -61
193 Too Much Pride Flag Hate 211 -64
194 Police Body Cams 183 -64
195 George Soros Conspiracies Bonus 37 -65
196 The Decline in Youth Vapint Bonus 31 -68
197 Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash 180 -70
198 No Poop Allowed 208 -70
199 Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas Bonus 31 -70
200 Fireworks 194 -72
201 Lion Tamers 203 -73
202 Printer Ink 180 -78
203 Hindu Temple Haters 209 -80
204 Forgetting to Wash Your Hair 186 -82
205 Sphere Haters 202 -85
206 Not Enough Indian Shit Bonus 38 -87
207 Terrorism Haters 187 -91
208 Figure Skating 175 -92
209 Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops 189 -93
210 Federal Holidays 193 -94
211 Groupon Anxiety 195 -102
212 Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men) 178 -105
213 Eye Exams 175 -106
214 Killing All The Chickens 180 -113
215 Making Up Laws Bonus 33 -125
216 Gay Denial 196 -145
217 Getting Idioms Wrong Bonus 33 -147
218 Lack of Receipts Bonus 33 -153
219 Using Stock Photography Wrong Bonus 33 -165
220 Cynicism 180 -170
221 The Transgender Military Ban 177 -237