2025 Problems

2025 Problems

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations) 187 291
2 Gaslighting About Inflation Bonus 31 276
3 Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are 175 276
4 Washing and Drying Long Hair 178 241
5 Unnecessary Censorship 171 219
6 Male Feminists 182 199
7 "Citation Needed" 187 196
8 All The Vaccine Autism Shit 178 195
9 Vibe Coding 196 192
10 Men With "Daddy Issues" 186 186
11 Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did Bonus 35 184
12 People Not Changing 172 180
13 Sand 178 177
14 Credit Goblins 175 168
15 Your Friends Making You Look Bad 176 167
16 Downward Mobility 173 164
17 When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One 195 160
18 Old Movie Action Heroes 177 160
19 The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy 185 158
20 Race-Based Voice Actors 198 158
21 Power Outages 172 156
22 Arson Denial 172 153
23 Babysitting a Drunk 208 151
24 Communist Propaganda 185 146
25 Canada 177 146
26 Women Being "Based" 173 146
27 Talking to Drunk People 184 146
28 Non-Absorbant Napkins 177 145
29 Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine 202 145
30 The Vito Wars Bonus 31 145
31 "What the hell is wrong with me?" 188 145
32 Ruined Jokes 181 144
33 Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again 200 144
34 People Who Can't Take a Joke 198 139
35 Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels 196 137
36 Garbage Grillers 181 136
37 Shitty Deliveries 201 136
38 USAID 176 135
39 Traffic Drones 189 132
40 Crybaby Businesses 183 131
41 Poison Beer (PFAS) 190 131
42 The Fat Lady at the Olympics Bonus 31 130
43 Askholes 190 129
44 Cars That Look Like Cop Cars 188 129
45 Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment Bonus 35 128
46 Babies in Movies/TV Shows 197 128
47 The War on Porn 190 124
48 Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets 192 123
49 Not Showing Drink Prices 197 119
50 H1B Visas 210 119
51 The Myth of Food Insecurity 205 118
52 Non-Consenual Sex Recording 174 117
53 Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore Bonus 37 117
54 Fucking Up the Landing 200 116
55 Shows Moving From Their Normal Time 193 116
56 Bad Investments 179 114
57 Women Taking Shit Over 204 113
58 The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit Bonus 37 112
59 Dog Abuse 206 111
60 Jesus Dying at 33 Bonus 34 108
61 OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer Bonus 31 107
62 The 1% 184 107
63 Headline Death Cockteasing 181 106
64 Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness 188 105
65 Backseat Parkers 195 105
66 "What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?" Bonus 36 105
67 Not Automatically Getting Deals 208 105
68 Sports Gambling Bonus 32 105
69 Accent Intelligence Bias 173 104
70 Vanity Press 191 103
71 Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion Bonus 34 101
72 The Death of Public Dumps 195 100
73 Suicide Prevention 214 100
74 Liberal Mass Shooters 201 99
75 Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession Bonus 35 99
76 Men and Their Legacies 185 97
77 Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt 209 96
78 Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off 206 95
79 Not Having a Car Guy 187 95
80 Doomers 174 94
81 Dad's TV Addiction Bonus 35 93
82 Guys Who Won't Apologize 203 92
83 VOCs (Everything Stinks) 211 92
84 Drugs That Don't Work 213 90
85 Somalian Shit Talking 213 88
86 The Modernization of Design 202 88
87 The Meme of Einstein 171 88
88 Pussing Out 209 87
89 Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes 197 87
90 Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom 186 86
91 Fake Parking Spaces 204 86
92 Undercover Cops at Burning Man 201 86
93 Having to Get Multiple Estimates 211 86
94 Unnecessary Sequels 207 85
95 Eric's Billboard Chart Scam 194 84
96 Woke Museums 200 83
97 Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In 199 83
98 Trick Food Sharing 174 83
99 Everyone Wants a Piece 206 82
100 Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey 200 82
101 Pathological Altruism 212 80
102 Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games) 191 80
103 Bill Burr 182 79
104 All Technology is a Flat Rectangle 186 77
105 Timing the Sides 203 77
106 The War on Hitler 207 76
107 Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas Bonus 38 76
108 Fake AI Typing 210 76
109 What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox? 199 75
110 The Death of the Organ Bonus 32 73
111 The Juiced Up PowerBall 214 73
112 People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up 206 73
113 Superman's Super Simping Bonus 36 72
114 Ingratitude 179 71
115 Dream Ideas 183 70
116 Crappy Salsa 212 68
117 Gas Procrastinating 205 68
118 "The Greatest Story Ever Told" Bonus 34 67
119 Banning SuperChats 214 66
120 Delusion 205 64
121 Writer's Block 202 64
122 The Costco Guys Bonus 31 64
123 e-Sports Hype Bonus 32 61
124 Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage Bonus 35 60
125 People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King" Bonus 34 59
126 Soldering 184 58
127 Gambling 188 54
128 Dad Little League Coach Bonus 35 53
129 Leaving the Oven On 171 51
130 Destiny's Dick 200 51
131 Pet Residue 213 51
132 Your Bro Getting a New Ho 171 50
133 Cash Only Businesses 191 50
134 Deli Dummies 193 48
135 IP Theft 199 46
136 Not Enough Leftovers Bonus 38 46
137 Everybody is a Cancer Doctor 189 46
138 The Right's Obsession with Hollywood 205 44
139 Paywalled Santas 212 44
140 Delivery Anticipation 207 43
141 Deficit Dummies 194 43
142 Secret Suicides 191 41
143 Micro USB Cables 214 40
144 The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment 194 40
145 Absolutely No Steroid Policies Bonus 32 38
146 Wil Stancil 208 38
147 Troubleshooting A Computer 209 36
148 CVS 201 34
149 Photo Albums 192 33
150 Shrinking Jaws 179 33
151 "Nesting" 193 31
152 False Piss Driblets 173 29
153 Bad Turkey Bonus 38 24
154 TMM (Too Much Mayo) 190 24
155 Bad Movie Guilt 189 20
156 Poor Superheroes 179 20
157 Calling the Manager 203 20
158 Vibe Bombing 207 19
159 The New McDonald's Monopoly 207 16
160 The Extended Jesus Universe Bonus 34 14
161 Needing to Buy Something on Black Friday 212 9
162 Missle Defense Systems 192 7
163 Video Games are Too Expensive 196 5
164 Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In 181 -2
165 Writing Checks 185 -2
166 Penny Pinchers 176 -6
167 Cheerleaders Bonus 32 -7
168 Stolen Valor Vigilantes 199 -8
169 South Park Falling Off 198 -9
170 Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail 200 -14
171 TV Shows With More Than Four Seasons 213 -16
172 Internet Beefs 192 -19
173 Disaster Tourism 172 -19
174 Fake Graphic Designers 182 -19
175 Bed Sheets 201 -24
176 Professional Wrestling Bonus 32 -27
177 Scooter Parking Zones 184 -28
178 Legacy Characters Bonus 36 -31
179 Not Enough Tylenol 204 -33
180 High Speed Train Fetishists 197 -36
181 The Myth of Hard Work Bonus 32 -37
182 Trump People 178 -40
183 Boneless Chicken Wings 210 -40
184 Lex Luthor Was Right Bonus 36 -43
185 No Way to Short the Collectibles Market 211 -43
186 Disrespecting Comic Creators Bonus 36 -51
187 Abandoning Roger Rabbit 210 -52
188 A Never-Ending Piss 204 -53
189 Prisoner Firefighters 174 -53
190 The Superman Logo Bonus 36 -55
191 Musician Doppelgangers Bonus 37 -56
192 No Respect For The Good Times 198 -61
193 Police Body Cams 183 -65
194 George Soros Conspiracies Bonus 37 -66
195 Too Much Pride Flag Hate 211 -68
196 Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash 180 -68
197 The Decline in Youth Vapint Bonus 31 -68
198 No Poop Allowed 208 -70
199 Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas Bonus 31 -70
200 Fireworks 194 -72
201 Lion Tamers 203 -74
202 Printer Ink 180 -75
203 Hindu Temple Haters 209 -81
204 Forgetting to Wash Your Hair 186 -84
205 Sphere Haters 202 -84
206 Terrorism Haters 187 -91
207 Figure Skating 175 -92
208 Not Enough Indian Shit Bonus 38 -92
209 Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops 189 -93
210 Federal Holidays 193 -94
211 Groupon Anxiety 195 -103
212 Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men) 178 -105
213 Eye Exams 175 -106
214 Killing All The Chickens 180 -112
215 Making Up Laws Bonus 33 -126
216 Gay Denial 196 -148
217 Getting Idioms Wrong Bonus 33 -148
218 Lack of Receipts Bonus 33 -154
219 Using Stock Photography Wrong Bonus 33 -167
220 Cynicism 180 -170
221 The Transgender Military Ban 177 -239