2025 Problems

2025 Problems

Rank Problem Episode Votes + -
1 Trucks are Too Big (CAFE Regulations) 187 292
2 Gaslighting About Inflation Bonus 31 277
3 Women Thinking They're Hotter Than They Are 175 277
4 Washing and Drying Long Hair 178 241
5 Unnecessary Censorship 171 221
6 Male Feminists 182 199
7 "Citation Needed" 187 197
8 All The Vaccine Autism Shit 178 195
9 Vibe Coding 196 192
10 Men With "Daddy Issues" 186 187
11 Dad Blaming Kids For Things He Did Bonus 35 185
12 People Not Changing 172 181
13 Sand 178 177
14 Credit Goblins 175 168
15 Your Friends Making You Look Bad 176 167
16 Downward Mobility 173 164
17 When One Little Piece Breaks So You Have to Get a Whole New One 195 160
18 Old Movie Action Heroes 177 160
19 Race-Based Voice Actors 198 159
20 The "You Had to Be There" Fallacy 185 158
21 Power Outages 172 155
22 Arson Denial 172 154
23 Babysitting a Drunk 208 153
24 "What the hell is wrong with me?" 188 146
25 Not Being Able to Buy the Same Thing Again 200 146
26 Communist Propaganda 185 146
27 Canada 177 146
28 Talking to Drunk People 184 146
29 Women Being "Based" 173 146
30 The Vito Wars Bonus 31 145
31 Non-Absorbant Napkins 177 145
32 Forgetting to Move Clothes from the Washing Machine 202 145
33 Ruined Jokes 181 144
34 People Who Can't Take a Joke 198 140
35 Shitty Deliveries 201 137
36 Wagons That Whack Your Shins and Heels 196 137
37 Garbage Grillers 181 136
38 USAID 176 135
39 Poison Beer (PFAS) 190 132
40 Traffic Drones 189 132
41 Crybaby Businesses 183 131
42 The Fat Lady at the Olympics Bonus 31 130
43 Dad's Sad Divorce Apartment Bonus 35 129
44 Askholes 190 129
45 Cars That Look Like Cop Cars 188 129
46 Babies in Movies/TV Shows 197 129
47 The War on Porn 190 125
48 Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets 192 124
49 Not Showing Drink Prices 197 120
50 H1B Visas 210 120
51 The Myth of Food Insecurity 205 119
52 Fucking Up the Landing 200 117
53 Conspiracies Aren't Fun Anymore Bonus 37 117
54 Non-Consenual Sex Recording 174 117
55 Women Taking Shit Over 204 114
56 Shows Moving From Their Normal Time 193 114
57 Bad Investments 179 113
58 The Government Got Caught Doing Too Much Evil Shit Bonus 37 111
59 Dog Abuse 206 110
60 Jesus Dying at 33 Bonus 34 107
61 The 1% 184 107
62 Not Automatically Getting Deals 208 107
63 OJ Simpson Not Finding the Real Killer Bonus 31 106
64 Darth Vader Doing Suicide Awareness 188 105
65 Headline Death Cockteasing 181 105
66 Backseat Parkers 195 105
67 "What if Superman Was a Bad Guy?" Bonus 36 105
68 Vanity Press 191 104
69 Sports Gambling Bonus 32 104
70 Accent Intelligence Bias 173 103
71 The Death of Public Dumps 195 101
72 Dad's Leaving Lights on Obsession Bonus 35 101
73 Dad's Midlife Religious Conversion Bonus 34 100
74 Liberal Mass Shooters 201 99
75 Suicide Prevention 214 98
76 Knowing You're Getting Ripped Off 206 97
77 Flicking Spaghetti Sauce on Your Shirt 209 96
78 Men and Their Legacies 185 96
79 Dad's TV Addiction Bonus 35 96
80 VOCs (Everything Stinks) 211 94
81 Doomers 174 93
82 Not Having a Car Guy 187 93
83 Drugs That Don't Work 213 92
84 Guys Who Won't Apologize 203 91
85 Having to Get Multiple Estimates 211 89
86 Somalian Shit Talking 213 88
87 Having to Ask an Employee to Use the Bathroom 186 88
88 The Modernization of Design 202 88
89 Saying Retarded Kids are Super Heroes 197 88
90 Fake Parking Spaces 204 87
91 Undercover Cops at Burning Man 201 87
92 Unnecessary Sequels 207 86
93 Pussing Out 209 86
94 The Meme of Einstein 171 86
95 Woke Museums 200 85
96 Things That Could Be Handled Without Going In 199 84
97 Eric's Billboard Chart Scam 194 83
98 Pathological Altruism 212 83
99 Video Game Launch Day (Artificial Scarcity of Video Games) 191 82
100 Everyone Wants a Piece 206 82
101 Trick Food Sharing 174 82
102 Guys Who Can't Flip a U-ey 200 82
103 Working Between Thanksgiving and Christmas Bonus 38 79
104 All Technology is a Flat Rectangle 186 79
105 The War on Hitler 207 78
106 Fake AI Typing 210 78
107 Bill Burr 182 78
108 Timing the Sides 203 76
109 What the Hell is this Doing in Roblox? 199 75
110 People Who Don't Look Their Ideas Up 206 75
111 The Juiced Up PowerBall 214 73
112 The Death of the Organ Bonus 32 72
113 Superman's Super Simping Bonus 36 71
114 Ingratitude 179 70
115 Dream Ideas 183 69
116 Gas Procrastinating 205 67
117 Crappy Salsa 212 67
118 Banning SuperChats 214 66
119 "The Greatest Story Ever Told" Bonus 34 66
120 Delusion 205 63
121 The Costco Guys Bonus 31 63
122 Writer's Block 202 63
123 Dad's Repressed Homicidal Rage Bonus 35 60
124 e-Sports Hype Bonus 32 60
125 Soldering 184 60
126 People Who Refuse to Say "Christ is King" Bonus 34 56
127 Dad Little League Coach Bonus 35 54
128 Gambling 188 54
129 Cash Only Businesses 191 52
130 Your Bro Getting a New Ho 171 51
131 Destiny's Dick 200 51
132 Pet Residue 213 51
133 Leaving the Oven On 171 50
134 Deli Dummies 193 48
135 Paywalled Santas 212 47
136 Everybody is a Cancer Doctor 189 46
137 IP Theft 199 45
138 The Right's Obsession with Hollywood 205 45
139 Not Enough Leftovers Bonus 38 45
140 Delivery Anticipation 207 43
141 Micro USB Cables 214 43
142 Deficit Dummies 194 42
143 Secret Suicides 191 42
144 Absolutely No Steroid Policies Bonus 32 40
145 The Increasing Artifice of Entertainment 194 39
146 Troubleshooting A Computer 209 38
147 Wil Stancil 208 38
148 Shrinking Jaws 179 35
149 CVS 201 35
150 Photo Albums 192 33
151 "Nesting" 193 31
152 False Piss Driblets 173 30
153 Bad Turkey Bonus 38 25
154 TMM (Too Much Mayo) 190 24
155 Bad Movie Guilt 189 21
156 Poor Superheroes 179 20
157 Vibe Bombing 207 20
158 Calling the Manager 203 19
159 The New McDonald's Monopoly 207 18
160 The Extended Jesus Universe Bonus 34 14
161 Needing to Buy Something on Black Friday 212 10
162 Video Games are Too Expensive 196 6
163 Missle Defense Systems 192 4
164 Too Much Teeth Getting Smashed In 181 -1
165 Writing Checks 185 -3
166 South Park Falling Off 198 -6
167 Penny Pinchers 176 -6
168 Stolen Valor Vigilantes 199 -7
169 Cheerleaders Bonus 32 -9
170 Biting Off Too Much of Your Fingernail 200 -11
171 TV Shows With More Than Four Seasons 213 -17
172 Internet Beefs 192 -19
173 Disaster Tourism 172 -19
174 Fake Graphic Designers 182 -20
175 Bed Sheets 201 -23
176 Scooter Parking Zones 184 -27
177 Professional Wrestling Bonus 32 -28
178 Legacy Characters Bonus 36 -32
179 Not Enough Tylenol 204 -33
180 High Speed Train Fetishists 197 -34
181 The Myth of Hard Work Bonus 32 -36
182 Trump People 178 -40
183 Boneless Chicken Wings 210 -42
184 Lex Luthor Was Right Bonus 36 -43
185 No Way to Short the Collectibles Market 211 -44
186 Disrespecting Comic Creators Bonus 36 -52
187 Prisoner Firefighters 174 -52
188 Abandoning Roger Rabbit 210 -54
189 A Never-Ending Piss 204 -54
190 The Superman Logo Bonus 36 -56
191 Musician Doppelgangers Bonus 37 -57
192 No Respect For The Good Times 198 -61
193 Police Body Cams 183 -66
194 Leaving Stuff in your Pocket in the Wash 180 -67
195 George Soros Conspiracies Bonus 37 -67
196 The Decline in Youth Vapint Bonus 31 -69
197 Too Much Pride Flag Hate 211 -71
198 Discontinuation of Cheesy Street Chalupas Bonus 31 -71
199 No Poop Allowed 208 -71
200 Fireworks 194 -72
201 Printer Ink 180 -74
202 Lion Tamers 203 -75
203 Hindu Temple Haters 209 -81
204 Forgetting to Wash Your Hair 186 -85
205 Sphere Haters 202 -85
206 Figure Skating 175 -92
207 Terrorism Haters 187 -93
208 Not Enough Indian Shit Bonus 38 -94
209 Lazy Cambodian Donut Shops 189 -94
210 Federal Holidays 193 -95
211 Groupon Anxiety 195 -103
212 Norm MacDonald Fans (Taylor Swift for Men) 178 -104
213 Eye Exams 175 -106
214 Killing All The Chickens 180 -111
215 Making Up Laws Bonus 33 -126
216 Gay Denial 196 -148
217 Getting Idioms Wrong Bonus 33 -148
218 Lack of Receipts Bonus 33 -154
219 Using Stock Photography Wrong Bonus 33 -167
220 Cynicism 180 -170
221 The Transgender Military Ban 177 -238