| Famine | 330 |  |
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| Epstein Blue Balls | 304 | |
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| Height Discrimination | 280 | |
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| The Alt-Tab Death Spiral | 186 | |
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| The 19th Amendment | 1059 | |
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| The Two-Party System | 780 | |
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| The National Anthem | -113 | |
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| The American Flag | -292 | |
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| The Twins Losing | -370 | |
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