| Famine | 313 |  |
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| Epstein Blue Balls | 276 | |
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| Height Discrimination | 265 | |
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| The Alt-Tab Death Spiral | 180 | |
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| The 19th Amendment | 982 | |
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| The Two-Party System | 727 | |
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| The National Anthem | -120 | |
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| The American Flag | -282 | |
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| The Twins Losing | -358 | |
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