| Famine | 331 |  |
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| Epstein Blue Balls | 305 | |
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| Height Discrimination | 281 | |
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| The Alt-Tab Death Spiral | 187 | |
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| The 19th Amendment | 1065 | |
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| The Two-Party System | 784 | |
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| The National Anthem | -111 | |
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| The American Flag | -292 | |
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| The Twins Losing | -370 | |
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