Vote Slices

Not Enough ApolcaypseNo Respect for EngineersEverything is a MessSmug Doomsday PreppersBullet HidersVito's Lack of Child SoldiersBoomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"Baby LoversNot Realizing Something Wasn't ChargingWrongful ConvictionsParalysis of ChoiceKeemstar's Thin SkinSoap EjaculateFriends and Family DiscountsCorporate Sponsored MemesBuffet AnxietyHoardingToo Many Stop SignsPeople Who Carve Their Name into StuffTrying to Fix Something and Making it WorseMetaphor HijackingSpeed TrapsGeneration of Sexless IdiotsPatting Yourself on the BackBad Day HolidaysNational ParksStupid Awards ShowsOverworked Manga ArtistsVegan DonutsDiversity Extortion MafiasThe $100 I spent on Final Fantasy First SoldierFinal Fantasy 7's Stupid Remake GhostsImmediately Losing Your Triple Triad Cards Less than an Hour into FF8Magical TeenagersToo Many TwinksGames Inside of GamesNot Enough BeltsFake Transparent PNGsDistracted ChildrenGuys Bouncing Their Legs When They're NervousThe Parallel EconomyAccidental Screen SharesFake Death ThreatsIn Cartoons When Something is a Different Color So You Know It's Going to MoveFailing to Complete an ErrandThe Destruction of Alt JournalismAI EvangelistsThrowing Your Back OutChips Breaking in the DipAssisted Suicide HatersPrison AbuseApple FanboysCommon Core MathWil WheatonFreemium SoftwareElmoChinese AppsChinese Lady-BotsThe Chinese Death PenaltyAuthentic Chinese FoodAppealing to the Chinese MarketThe Chinese ZodiacChinese Housing CrisisProduct Placement MoviesCops Transferring DepartmentsPrivate Wi-FisThe Sex Offender RegistryBad SnapsConfirmation BiasRobocallersTaylor SwiftIgnoring Driving SignalsDerivative DummiesFast Food Face GreaseHome RepairAbandoning American Citizens Abroad"Would"Live Service Video GamesToo Many Asians at CostcoThe Biggest Problem TV TreatmentThe Bud Light BoycottThe Clone High Reboot SuckedThe War in GazaThe Disappointment of AICripp Daddy DyingBruce Willis Getting AphasiaHustlers' UniversitiesDEIHour-Long TV ShowsFirst LadiesCutting Yourself ShavingConservative PornBig LeaguingFingernail PilesWomen Fighting in MoviesUnlisted PricesSuicide BaitingStan CultureSurrogacy HatersTight BoothsBuying Gifts for BoomersDeath of the Toy IndustrySanta PuristsTransactional Christmas giftsKwanza’s Origins"Blank is a Christmas Movie"Home Alone 2American PrivilegeIntrusive ThoughtsChump SyndromeWork Holiday PartiesCompulsive LiarsNextdoor AppsTiny House PropagandaNot Enough LeftoversImmigrationToo Much Time Between Animated SeasonsBuyer's RemorseBlowing your Wad EarlyEmployees Not Opening a Second Checkout LineSocial Media DisinformationUnqualified ApplicantsFake RetirementsTinnitusBackseat MurderersSlavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish BathIdea GuysPicking on Step Dads for the Wrong ReasonsDoctors Who Won't Give You DrugsPeople Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel"Objectively"Mass ShootingsNot Enough McNugget BuddiesNot Enough Gore on HalloweenSexy Halloween Costumes Larger Than a MediumPun Halloween CostumesCostume Culture Complainers ComplainersNeighbors Who Are Way Too Into HalloweenCostume Culture ComplainersBad CandyNostalgia 64Empty Parking LotsScraping your Armpit with DeodorantStranger DangerGame StopCounting Dead KidsPimples on Your NoseBad NeighborsBoob TruthersSober OctoberMosquitosLack of Sex TourismHalloweeniesRetail Employees Who Try to be Your FriendNot Biggest Problem MerchRestaurants Skimping on the MeatThe Government Shutdown CockteaseWaiters Who Bring The Table An Uneven Amount Of BreadRough TeethTexas Legal MythsThe Dunning–Kruger EffectSomeone Else Shitting in Your Hotel RoomDoing All the Work in a Group Project"The Bonus Hole"The UK GovernmentCulture War CriminalsPhone Format PasteShitty ShippersBible TruthersPlea DealsWomen's Dating AdviceRickety ShitWatching a Man DrownLack of Congressional Term LimitsMugshot EnvyThe Five-Day Work WeekThe Royal "We"The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it GetsFake LibertariansSecession FantasiesBad Superhero Origin StoriesAbandoned Plot ThreadsShared UniversesCreator AccessibilityMultiverse HatersComics ShitBeing Afraid to Show SympathyAirbnb Cleaning FeesPeople Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane LandsGhost TextsBlock BabiesBig GovernmentThe Barbie MovieKnots That Are Tied Too TightJewish ConspiraciesThe Production Quality of Amateur PornVoice Actors Recording at HomeNon-DriversGamersHaving to Use SunscreenThe OceanPete TownshendPressure to Go on VacationKids Being Out of SchoolExcessive SweatingToo Many Hitler MoviesThe SECNot Being Able To Talk to AnimalsFilet O'Fish DisrespectersAwarenessFake Fly-Open ShortsFortniteNot Enough Hitler MoviesDrug DummiesActivist Ice CreamPretending We Hate Cancel CultureSilverware Scraping on PlatesTrivial CheatingSource SnobsThe Black/White Test Score GapCharity FraudPeople Pretending to be Offended by JokesNFT HatersAirplane SeatsThe Anti-Plastic MovementToxic PositivityNocturiaGeorge Soros District AttorneysNight PoopingArtificial ScarcityBattery CorrosionParental WisdomFood Going BadToo Many Beginner TutorialsGraduation SpeechesThe Tokenization of Miles MoralesSuperhero Origin StoriesNo Spiderman 4"One More Day"Spiderman's Natural Wrist GooRed Head ErasureSemaglutide / OzempicThe Sudden Necessity of Pride MonthTardy Drink RefillsSnail-in VotingPeople Who Pretend To Not Understand JokesMis-pricing NostalgiaVery Special EpisodesMaking DecisionsLosing ShitHaving to Get Out of the Shower to Get SomethingThe Myth of American Gun ViolenceArizona InflationParasocial RelationshipsWomen in Star WarsMy Bitch RealtorLand AcknowledgementsSubway PerformersDrip PricingMay the 4thBryan SingerHypocrisy$1,000 PostersRelying on Your FriendsInefficient Airplane BoardingHigh PeopleColumbine AftermathWeed Not Living up to the HypeMarie Curie's Nobel PrizeLegalizing WeedGoogle Doodle DummiesShort Attention SpansStock Market MoronsCover ChargesSeatbelt LawsNazis are Too CoolEasy Mode in Video GamesThe Civil Rights ActGreat Government FirewallsPissphobesLack of Good VR PornMass Shooter LottoCompelled SpeechWhiny WaitersLoud Music at BarsTransphobiaNo Black ToadsGrooming Young Men into a Culture of SimpingMario 2Coins Don't MatterItalian FaceNot Enough Hammer Suits in Mario 3Reparation RetardationFree Market HatersWashing Your Hands With Long SleevesNot Drinking on St. Patrick's DayPost Purchase SurveysThirst TrapsRight Wing Alt-TechDemographic DummiesUSB CablesCommunity DetachmentNo Flying CarsThe HomelessKink PersonalitiesContouringThe Anchoring EffectProtein Shake Clumps Sticking in Your GlassTrain WrecksHalftime ShowsEthical Consumption ClownsSatanic PanicMissed OpportunitiesTech SwitcheroosPeladophobiaStreaming Service Black-OutsBlack History Month is DisorganizedPropagandizing MLKNo More Cosby ShowUninformed VotersGoing to the DoctorDeep Fake Consent MalarkyAI Psychology PodcastsPharmaceutical AdsTip Jar TakeoverPerformative Doomsday MetaphorsThe Myth of a Conservative Creative RenaissanceThoughts and PrayersDick and Vito Get No CreditFear of NegotiatingThe "u mad?" GameAdam SesslerThe Gas Stove Bane-WhoresFalse False FlagsGimmick Twitter AccountsAnti-Woke PoliticiansThe Invasion of UkraineThe Crypto CollapseThe J6 CommissionShoulder NipplesManliness GurusCumThe De-Sexification of MediaGoing to the DentistOnmibus Spending BillsFan EntitlementSwastika ScariesBlockbuster NostalgiaStarving ArtistsHoliday PartiesBillionaire BootlickersThe Female Dating Strategy PodcastThe War on AnonymityHitlerForced Christmas MemesMissing the Return Date on GiftsMariah Carey HatersChristmas TruthersSeasonal Affective DisorderElon MuskBad BloodConservativesBadly Timed Traffic LightsHippie ThanksgivingGetting Sick During Time OffSensationalismCockteasingSlow CancerTicketmasterPro-Spider PropagandaEnslaving Indie DirectorsAutismPeople Who Don't Use the Turn LaneEffective AltruismFake StraightsVenue CancellationJersey BurningBlack IsraelitesUnnecessary Safety WarningsHoliday DecorationsFinding the Edge on Packing TapeFranchise CrossoversPedo JacketingMusic Videos Disguised as MoviesNot Getting Drugs on HalloweenOnline NaturalistsChild SupportEmailCorporate Bootlicking"no" AutocorrectAnti-SemitismFear of Self-PromotionSports-a-phobiaCircumcision ApologistsMandatory Evacuation OrdersPhilistinesWellness ChecksSpilling Shit on Your KeyboardGetting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive ThruFake-Out SpriteMissing McDonald's BreakfastThe Death of the Dollar MenuBurger TribalismFrench FriesGetting Your Order WrongShorter Attention SpansBoring Sports UniformsGetting Band-Aids WetRefusal to Wear the HijabTheater KidsMilitary SuicidesDrunk EatingThe War on WhitefaceCelebrity BandsSocial MediaToo Many Dicks on the Dance FloorFemale Comedy WritersCreepy Targeted AdsRatchet StrapsStudent Debt RepaymentSobering Up Before You Pass OutWomansplainingDeadname DramaFatwasBack in School NightmaresSchool Starts Too EarlyWomen Running EducationNo Hot Girls in Your ClassComply GuysMobile-Only WebsitesThe IRSChanged Passwords Not SavingAlgorithm Generated MerchandiseAnti-Woke MarketingKangaroo CourtsVR ChatOccupational StereotypesOverly Courteous DriversGame JournalistsAnimal AbuseDiscontinued Food FakeoutsMinimum WageslavesSSRIsPity Party PoopersNot Supporting Black BusinessesSwattingRent is Too Damn HighEvolutionHeight DiscriminationEpstein Blue BallsFamineThe Alt-Tab Death SpiralThe Twins LosingThe National AnthemThe 19th AmendmentThe American FlagThe Two-Party SystemBodegasToo Many LicensesFreeway ProtestersSticky Re-sealable Deli Meat BagsExtreme Heat EventsInfluencer CultureEvent WristbandsTattle-Tale JournalistsThrowing Away Perfectly Good ShitAmber Heard SupportersComing out "Queer"Fear of DragHomophobiaAdding T to LGBCriminalizing HeterosexualityCanon CopsSuction CupsHate HoaxesPussy CopsUnconstitutional Virtue SignalingUnrealistic ExpectationsParking IdlersSelf-Aggrandizing Memorial TributesShitty Self-Checkout LanesBackseat GooglersFake Neurodivergence3D TechnologyBluetoothIntellectual Property LawsOverpriced BreakfastsCash Register SolicitationsNot Enough SeaniesLack of Bodily IntegrityThe Death of Luke SkywalkerLame Bad GuysEwok HateStar Wars ReviewsThe Emperor's New BurnGetting Rid of GreaseThe Socio-Sexual HierarchyFake 2D AnimationNo More ComediesWomen's TearsSeed Oil DisrespectersFake Mobile Game AdsSpoiler NazisLiving in the GhettoMedia ConsolidationRoadside Death ShrinesBoycotts of the WeekKink ShamingThe Windows 10 Search BarDisability DiscriminationToo Much Bruce WayneRobin ErasureMax GibsonBatman Hot TakesAsexualityThe Unbearable Silence of our Technological OverlordsLaws That Make You Lie"Love Bombing"Easy Mode ActivistsThe Slippery Slope Fallacy FallacyZoom ExhaustionIndoctrinating ChildrenIncest PornSleep DeprivationSide HustlesNude NegotiatorsBread TacosFuturama FansKeyboard WarriorsPrice of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)Vladimir PutinFlip Flops BreakingNuclear WarEar WormsPedophilesLocal BusinessesFear of a Black ElfHygiene TruthersUntraveled ExpertsManscapegoatingDifferent RacesSponsored HateNo-Knock RaidsThe OlympicsCrackInventing Black InventorsSmoking is Too CoolSeatbelt AlarmsThe National DebtLARPing PUAsThe Cowardice of WomenBad JanniesPolitical ScientistsTravel Insurance"You Voted For This"EldercareBroken BonesForced Diversity in FilmToo Long of MediaInflationSour GrapesVirtual Restaurant BrandsBranded ButtonsPoliteness WordsVito's Twitter AccountGameStop StockThe Capital RiotsElliot Page's Topless PicsThe Death of Norm MacDonaldThe Movie Theater ExperienceGoing Back to WorkBig Shits That Tear Up your AssholeBlindnessInitiating the ConversationKid Christmas PageantsCraigslist ComplainersDead Celebrity EndorsementsCivil ForfeitureThe "White Supremacy" ScapegoatUnwarranted Self-ImportanceAnti Anti-Israel BoycottsLive Action AnimeTesticular TorsionSeth RogenFree Trials with Credit Card Funko PopsBreast Reduction SurgeryThe Myth of the "Noble Savage"Cash BailDomain SquattersPolitical CanonizationsPedophile Symbol ConspiraciesPresidential Turkey PardonsShitty Slow MotionWoke UnionsFamily CourtSilencing the UserDemocracyNon-Connecting Parking LotsTrue Crime HystericsHaving a Small PenisArmchair MechanicsPremature E-TrackulationCharger Not IncludedGun ControlNuclear-phobiaSocial MalwarePublic Urination LawsOCD ToastersLong Lost LecturesTraumatic Brain InjuryFake NewsWaiters Who Don't Write Down Your OrderColumbus HateMaster ErasureInstalling Console GamesShotgun ShartsYouTube AudiencesClingy Co-WorkersWaitingSustainabilityStupid Food TrendsMacho WeathermenCelebrity Voice ActorsLate RapeFinger PainTrans AthletesTattle TalesHolocaust MetaphorsSimulation TheoryThe Pledge of AllegianceHospital Pricing Transparency Non-ComplianceGoth ErasureMillionaire SocialistsCulinary GatekeepersPayment ProcessorsPuppetsPicky ParkersPrison RapeScientismPresidential Gas GripersSilver AlertsTwo-Factor AuthenticationDeinstitutionalizationThe N-Word DefenseYouTube Role ModelsSpace TouristsCOVID DeniersChild AdvocatesToo Much PrideThe Minimum WageRegretChinese AporogiesEdgy RebootsWomen Banging Psychopaths"Disinformation"The War on BlackfaceLack of BidetsKid-Friendly PrideFat BrainPokemon Card ScalpingWoke MarketingPronoun Resistance"Buy the Dip"